what was your greatest alibi?

[fallen_kitten]

i just thought of this...

what was your greatest alibi?

to whom did you say this alibi?

did it work?

[Volkoronado]

Oh this one's great:
I had a teacher who was really cool and always had a nice vibe in the classroom.
So once I really got his nerves and he said he'd take a point away from my grade.
He asked my name and I say 'Victor' which is my real name. He said 'Ok, Victor if you get a 10, you'll be getting a 9'.
2 weeks later he was telling us our grades (I got a 10) and remembered that he'd taken a point away from me, so he goes:
'Hey, didn't I told you I'd take a point away from your grade?'
I replied 'No, you told that to Victor, I'm Orlando (my second name)'
He says: 'Really?' then I come to his desk and show him on the list where my name was.
When I show him my name I cover 'Victor' with my finger and show him 'Orlando', then I show him my last names and still cover 'Victor' (just turned my hand around). I tell him 'See I'm Orlando, you told that to Victor' (there was another guy named Victor in the classroom.
So he asks Victor R. (the 2nd guy) 'Hey, are you Victor?', the guy replies 'Yes' pretty surprised and the teacher says 'Well, I'm taking that point away from your grade now.'
Victor R. never found out why he got a 7 when he should have had an 8 lol

[fallen_kitten]

that was wicked!!!

^^,

hmmm... me? i think my greatest alibi (so far according to homer simpson )

was when i told my mom that i was going to a friend's birthday but actually i was going to my bf's place! and unfortunately i got busted!

and when she was scolding at me and everything i told her that i was really going to a party but not the friend she thought i would go to.. hehe... i was not busted by that alibi...

that was i think 4 yrs ago..

[old biker]

"to the wife" they really dragt me into that bar and made me drink

[SuzyE730]

Uhh... mine was... when we had History homework to get something from the Internet about the WW2 and I didn't bother doing it and I told my teacher I don't have a computer xD ...which I do have....

[Julibean]

"to the wife" they really dragt me into that bar and made me drink

Yeah, yeah, yeah, my husband tries that on me.