You'll Never Find...

[SimplyCrazy]

You'll never find a meanie in a pink trenchcoat helping an old Lilli across the street

[EscapeGirl]

You'll never find a Slurp Spider in a pink trenchcoat helping an old Lilli across the street!

[SimplyCrazy]

You'll never find a slurp spider in a pink trenchcoat (Now THAT's a picture I wanna see! )

[someguy]

You'll never find a non-violent Jerry Springer episode.

[EscapeGirl]

(@Someguy....You have to keep part of the sentence above your post the same. )

You'll never find a non-violent war.

[pepr_mintz]

You'll never find a violent old lady (just kidding. seriously, i went into the local hastings, and there were 2 cops! i thought there had been a robbery, but as we were renting movies, he told us (willingly) that two old ladies were going after each other for some item, and one old lady got punched in the nose and she was bleeding! lol! i wish i had seen it!)

[SimplyCrazy]

You'll never find an old lady without wrinkles

[Mistery]

You'll never find an old lady jumping from tree to tree

[EscapeGirl]

You'll never find an alien jumping from tree to tree (They'd rather fly. )

[invincible]

You'll never find an alien Crashing from tree to tree (making them bend/hurting alien heads)

[Mistery]

You'll never find a snail crashing from cloud to cloud

[EscapeGirl]

You'll never find invincible kitty crashing from cloud to cloud.

[Mistery]

You'll never find invincible kitty flying from mountain to mountain.

[old biker]

you'll never find ,as long as you live
someone who loves you ,tender like i do
you'll never find ,no matter where you search
someone who cares about you ,the way i do

oops ,this is not a song contest

[Mistery]

Please follow the rules, and include at least 1 word (additionally to "you'll never find") from the previous post.