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04-06-2006, 18:05:58
I give and receive so much funny stuff that is political in nature. I thought it might be neat to share some of our stories, jokes, pictures, and other stuff that is Political in nature. It could be very educational too because we would be learning about each other's cultures!

I am American, so there is a great deal of stuff on my President, George Bush, because he is so conroversial.

btw I am not one of those ones who voted to elect him... that statement alone may bring some responses here... :P

I did not get this one at first... but the top right hand corner explained it all!

04-06-2006, 18:10:41
haha! lol, good one!

04-06-2006, 19:00:41
that is v funny. can you send sum more?

04-06-2006, 22:01:52
one last pic for the day...

04-06-2006, 23:41:27
We take you now to the Oval Office:

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.

Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice, here.

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

04-07-2006, 10:09:57
that is v funny. can you send sum more?
yeh! Good uns! lol

04-07-2006, 14:13:54
how come i cant send pics in attachments? it says the file is too big but the pics are smaller than all the ones tht hav alreedy been posted. help??

04-07-2006, 20:18:00
silly saddam, forts are for kids!

04-07-2006, 23:48:17
lol .. gud un

04-11-2006, 17:09:58
I not know how ta read...

04-11-2006, 17:18:00
I not know how ta read...


04-11-2006, 17:21:26
dat is v funny please can u send more?

04-11-2006, 17:34:24
dat is v funny please can u send more?
Okay! One more today. Just for you!........

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hope you like them!!! :fart:

04-11-2006, 21:38:45
thx ppl

04-11-2006, 21:42:35
how patriotic!

04-12-2006, 08:40:18
Funny pics everybody! I love the Pope/Dalai Lama one especially... got a big hoot outta that one!

It's interesting how much they are the same!

04-12-2006, 18:18:38
lol dats good

05-15-2006, 04:11:38
....especially in this day in age! lol

06-08-2006, 16:59:18
i see someone has deleted my pics.

06-08-2006, 21:01:37
lol, I think they were in the photo booth together, they were dating :P

Anyway, with our government, if i had a dollar for every minute Pres. Bush spent on other things he liked (Iraqi War), my money would be able to repair the national deficit

06-12-2006, 14:37:46
I was just going to say Freakshow, I've just watched the video in your sig, very emotive and yes, lots of questions unanswered.

02-16-2007, 23:21:48
Watch subject. Bush is forever saying that democracies do not invade other countries and start wars. Well, he did just that. He invaded Iraq, started a war, and killed people. What do you think? What is he doing to us, and what is he doing to the world?
If ever there was ever a time in our nation's history that called for a change, this is it!
We have lost friends and influenced no one. No wonder most of the world thinks we suck. Thanks to what george bush has done to our country during the past three years, we do!

07-25-2007, 19:09:10
ure so right antibush good speech! lolz

08-04-2007, 16:41:46
I am british so i'll be talking about gordon brown our idiotic prime minister of britan
Gordon:hey who stuffed my letterbox with animal droppings
me:The leader of the british army
Gordon:thank you mysterious stranger*goes to wash his hands**turns on tap and hot fudge comes out of it* ahh hot fudge*runs to another tap and turns it on then and sugar comes out* OWW it's still burning*runs to another tap and flesheating ants come out of it*AHH Ants*he sprays his hands with ant killer and the ants die. walks over to gerden hose turns it on and stag beetles come out*ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh help me help me
*when he gets all the stuff off his hands he is so badly hurt he has to resighn from prime minister*
It is my biggest dream for this to happen and I hope it does some day.

08-04-2007, 22:06:54
im from canada and erm.... dont really have anything to post XD canada is quiet... we like to sit andwatch the rest of the world on our tvs