Nonsensical (Word Definitions)

[Clank]

Ok heres a new little game called nonsensical, but before you read the rules get in CRAZY mode :D

RULES

1...- You pick a word, it could be any word, as long as it is real!

2...- The next person must then describe that word... and post the next word.

3...- But here is the twist, you must make the meaning funny... for example if the word was bucket- "Used as an instrument of storing water, used to stand in to clean the hair off of your feet :P"

Important- Please stick to the GH rules

Or something along those lines. So the game is basically giving words new meanings ;)..

Ok so here is the first word...

Brush

[Rima]

Brush =its an impliment with handle nd block of donkey hair used to clean the face ...:P

i hope i hv done it rht...:D

table

[Animal Dragon]

brush-used as an instrument to grooms ones hair, used to brush the hair off of ur back

table- used to place objects on and sleep on, it also gives u a mud bath :D

carrot

[Clank]

(you are ;))

table= something you hide under when playing hide and seek or something you stand on when changing the light bulb

Carrot= something that gives you enhanced sight and is able to easily fit down your throat


chair

[Animal Dragon]

chair- used to sit on after u have been hit by this oncoming tomato :str:

robot

[Clank]

robot= used as a sidekick, super intelligelt, super clever, super amazing and super looking, the best creature ever made

Dragon

[Animal Dragon]

haha, the lies of the robot r so funny

Dragon- powerful creatures with giant wings that can slice off robot heads, they help dragon riders when searching for.... BANANAS!

blink

[Clank]

Blink- The refreshing of ones eye, used as a form of contest and also very annoying when you are trying to concentrat

Friend

[Animal Dragon]

friend - someone who u (supposedly) trust and like to annoy, can be used as a toboggon when stuck on a snow covered mountain

family

[Clank]

Family- The hateful relatives of you, like to kiss their descendants but also like to give money to their descendants, a group of people who persist to annoy


Money

[Animal Dragon]

money - the big companies love, stuff used by people who want to buy stuff like a monkey nose scratcher :D

car

[Clank]

car- used as a place for embarassing singing, swearing and beeping :D


Electric

[Animal Dragon]

electric - electric is a word used to describe describe things which r electrical ie geordie is an electric (robotic) appliance used to make tea and stuff

tea

[funja]

tea-a drink in wich you swim bath or water you flowers also used to make coffee:P


Gamershood-

[Animal Dragon]

Gamershood - a place where people go to chat, make stuff up and do loony stuff and make giant online families

ninjas

[Clank]

ninjas- A group of people with thhe ability to throw daggers, karate kick and cut people with their sword, ninjas often use ninja stars.


Coffee

[Animal Dragon]

coffee - drink that adults use as fuel to get them selves working again, lack of coffee can leave them in a happy mood :D

hair

[Chocbubbles]

hair- that fluffy stuff you have on ur head. a great head warmer and can be styled to make a fohawk. example : Mistery's favourite thing in coffee is cat hair :D

paintbrush

[Animal Dragon]

paintbrush - used to cover peoples faces in colourful paints, if their faces r painted red then they r angry or hot, if blue they r cold, etc

cat hair

[pratik732006]

Cat Hair-Its an thing which is used to tickle everyone,and used with coffee to give it a bvetter taste,and a favoirate of Aliens :D

Online Family :)

[Animal Dragon]

online family - people who u can annoy and steal chocolate from, also good for toboggoning down a snow covered hill

horse

[pratik732006]

A creature who is used to pack inside a room and for chatting with animal and for irritating dragons :P


Chocolate

[Animal Dragon]

i didn't know i could talk to horses' :S

green dude

[someguy]

a random little person who hides under your bed and tickles your feet at night.

GH Eagle :P

[pratik732006]

Green dude are the smartest creatures on the planet with sweet eyes and having higher intelligence level than many thousand other creatures :D

Dragons can talk to horses :)

But you did'nt explained anything abt chocolates


Banana

[Animal Dragon]

GH Eagle - an eagle who flies around stealling chocolate! and gets stuck in a cave from time to time

u never said chocolates

banana - gloden fruit that i say randomly to annoy people and can be used as a boomerang

Chocoholics

[Clank]

Chocoholics- Strange being who like to eat chocolate, bathe in chocolate, live on chocolate and die with chocolate


Geordieboy-

[Animal Dragon]

geordieboy - weird robots that move 2 feet and forget what they were doing and make chocolate :D

chocolates

[Clank]

chocolated- Strange little objects that tast absolutely GORGEOUS, the best taste invented


Rewind

[Squirrel_Gal]

rewind-cool little thing used to make poeple and things go backwards, only possible on the tv or computer or in movies.


caterpillar


hey, have you seen any chocolate???
i think i lost mine...
*burp*
ooh, chocolate!!!!!

[Clank]

caterpillar- A small green crawly thing that evolves into another annoying bug thing but this time with wings :o


Love

[Animal Dragon]

Love - the socalled most powerful thing on the planet. Used to scare and make lil kids go "YUCK!".

death

[Clank]

Death- A fear for most people, a reality for others.


hate

[Animal Dragon]

hate - a word that will get u in serious trouble with ur parents, a feeling that most teenagers feel and can turn into bananas

teenager

[Clank]

teenager- the worst time of people lives


school

[Animal Dragon]

school - the place that parents send their kids so that they can party all day and to teach kids some leason saying it's a place of learning :D also where teachers hide their inservice day alcohol :D

boots

[Clank]

boots- (1) a popular shop used for beauty (2) a very uncomfortable pair of shoes


Face

[Animal Dragon]

face - that thing that shows ur ugliness (j/k) used to hold various senses

blood moon (there's one outside my window this now)

[Clank]

blood moon- a moon made of dragon blood :P where robots live :P


Robot Galaxy-

[Animal Dragon]

robot galaxy - galaxies made of robots (the chocolate) and eaten by robots

bob

[Clank]

bob- a person by the name of robert, nickname bob


heroes

[Animal Dragon]

bob is actually my dog :D

heroes - (1)an awsome tv show that has taken the world by storm (2) people in spandex and tights flying around saving people

ugly betty

[Squirrel_Gal]

ugly betty-
a doll named betty thats been run over, sat on, and flushed down a toilet. not a pretty sight.
also, a tv show.

carpet

[pratik732006]

A place where people like to sleep and eat food and clean their face


Squirrel

[Squirrel_Gal]

a cute little acrobatic tree climber, people are wrong when they call them 'rats with furry tails' cause they are cuter than that.

(i like sqirrels)

popsicle stick

[Chocbubbles]

popsicle stick - can be used as a tongue depresser, once was surrounded by flavoured ice and can also be used for building stick figures

sheep

[Mcakkay]

Sheep - A fluffy white imaginary animal used to help one fall asleep.

Chesterfield

[Chocbubbles]

Chesterfield - an imaginary land that ponies and fairies inhabit and dance around a rainbow.

necklace

[Clank]

necklace- Used to choke people


Life

[Chocbubbles]

life - something that you live through for 100 years or more

sandbox

[Evita]

sandbox- a good place to bury stolen items


mirror

[Chocbubbles]

mirror - great fun to smash, not so good when u get 7 years of bad luck :S :P

elevator

[Evita]

elevator--often mistaken for a time-travel device


spinach

[Chocbubbles]

spinach - often found in peoples teeth, commonly thought to grant you super strength

cooking oil

[Evita]

cooking oil--contrary to the implication of the name, it is most often used for greasing moving mechanical parts

candle

[Chocbubbles]

candle - great for burning small pieces of food and for lighting a dim room

microphone

[Evita]

microphone--a strange object that, as of yet, no one has been able to figure out. Believed to have possibly come from outer space

earring

[Chocbubbles]

earring - a device that goes in a small hole that has been pierced in the ear.

one hundreds and thousands (sprinkles)

[Squirrel_Gal]

huh?

[pratik732006]

Thing to keep in ur pocket and take from everyone :D


Cars

[Chocbubbles]

cars - a disney movie, good for getting in accidents with and smashing into walls, letterboxes etc.

a stapler

[Clank]

Stapler= Something used to attach several documents together using a ridiculous sharp piece of bended metal and a gun


Knife

[Chocbubbles]

knife - good for chopping up meat and fruit and vegetables etc. also used for criminal use :(

flowers

[Clank]

flowers- Evil little creatures that one day are gonna rule the world and send us all to sleep with their pollen

House-

[Chocbubbles]

house - great protection against wicked witches who want to destroy all of the land of Oz

scooter

[pratik732006]

Used to kill Robots and made of Robot metal :evil:

Blue eyed robot

[Mcakkay]

Blue eyed robot - a ridiculusly small silver animal with hundreds of small eyes that are an electric blue colour which they use to put their pray into a trance so they can be eatin:)

bobby pin

[Chocbubbles]

bobby pin - an alternative to the traditional 'key'

strawberry pancakes

[pratik732006]

A kind of poison whicll will kills Insects :(



Chocolate

[Clank]

chocolate- Something that people get addicted to and bathe in

[pratik732006]

whats ur word :?:?:?

[Squirrel_Gal]

here ill start this over:

choclit-
an adicting substance, common in bar form

next word:
pancake

[Chocbubbles]

pancake - something that is cooked in a pan...and umm...looks like a cake :? :P

cooking chocolate

[someguy]

stuff that tastes great when cooked with a substance that should taste like chocolate.

Loony

[Clank]

Loony- Word often followed before toons



Rubbish

[someguy]

Hannah Montana, Brittany Spears, The U.S. Economy.


Loser

[Mcakkay]

someone that loses

Poetry

[someguy]

Something I don't bother with to often

WWE wrestling :P lol

[Squirrel_Gal]

wwe wrestling
west west east windy rhubarb ending so twelve lunatics imported nuratic gangway

potatoe

[Clank]

potato- Another name for a spud :P


Carrot

[Squirrel_Gal]

pionty orange thing, can double as a dart.

baby carrot

[Clank]

baby carrot= something that comes out of a carrot in reproduction


car

[Squirrel_Gal]

big mechanical thingie w/ wheels, costs a bajilion dollars to fill

dog walker

[Clank]

dog walker= someone who takes their dogs for walks, but when out walking pretends to 'lose' their pet :P


Toilet

[Squirrel_Gal]

fun toy, useful to "lose" your little bro/sis down.

[Clank]

Word????

[Squirrel_Gal]

sorry *blush*

applesauce

[Clank]

Used to put on foods to make them taste of apple :P


Politics

[Squirrel_Gal]

tics that carry poli.
what ever that is...

orange peel

[RBS]

parasites found on pet parrots



oops: got beat out by a squirrel the new word is orange peel

[Clank]

:haha:

Orange peel: stuff that grows on your feet :P


Laughing

[Squirrel_Gal]

thats okay. i wondered wat u meant tho...

orange peel = surrounds some sharp smelling orange tasting substance, it is not edible but th stuff it surrounds is.



oops. my turn now...

[RBS]

Laughing - an obsolete word nobody has used since computers Replaced by LOL

Licorice

[Squirrel_Gal]

thin whippy stuff, tastes good.

novacain

[Clank]

novacain- Used to numb for pain and used as a joke for dentists


Needles

[Squirrel_Gal]

poky things, many kids' worst nightmares also used to give shots that keep u in school.


pliers
(or whatever those anky things at th dentists are called)

[someguy]

the cause of pain at a dentist.

Heavy Metal

[pratik732006]

Its the name of a metal which is not heavy


Takeover

[Clank]

Takeover- A book by someguy, also a heist usually were robbers try to heist a bank


Robot

[Chocbubbles]

robot - small metal people who like to bathe in salt

gluestick

[Clank]

gluestick- something that mad people like to sniff :P


random

[Animal Dragon]

the one word which my friends use to desribe me as, when someone walks in, then walks out again

weird

[pratik732006]

a word that is used for animals who can use Computers :haha:


Avatar

[someguy]

The awesome pictures we use for our profiles.

someguy

[Clank]

someguy- Ummmmm, I forgot what it was, ummm who is he called again?? Oh yeah its just some guy :D


geordieboy

[pratik732006]

ummmm:thk: a creature who never plays forum games....like School very much....love the classmates and always has a good day at the school....:haha:


Pratik

[Mcakkay]

Pratik - see; cute green guy

Hercules

[Animal Dragon]

hercules-greek hero of mytholigy, the son of gods, super strong and my boyfriend (as if he's like a thousand or 2 old by now)

harry potter

[Mcakkay]

Harry Potter - King of the world. Best magical boy ever to live. My boyfriend:) Awesome.

crackers

[Animal Dragon]

crakers-delicious nack sometimes served with cheese, a favorite with gromit and a word used to call someone who is insane or just plain weird

Mcakkay

[oxamiraxo]

person with an awesome pic & a totally random signature.

xoxamiraxox.

[Animal Dragon]

an insane person, with a lolly pop.... mmmmm..... lolly...... also known as gh's princess of non sense with a sock

mobile

[Squirrel_Gal]

mobile-
moveable, also, something i don't (but should) have, as in a mobile phone.

potatoe chip

[1momomo124]

i chip that is used for eating also used with ketchup a good device we would be dead with out :P

a pillow

[Chocbubbles]

pillow - people sleep on them. usually girls use them for pillow fights at sleepovers

tomato sauce

[Clank]

tomato sauce- something that doesnt come out of clothes when spilt on and something usually put on chips to make them nicer


Vannilla

[pratik732006]

Vanilla: a thing which everyone should give to me :haha:


Chocolate

[Animal Dragon]

chocolate- the greatest and most tastiest food ever, a chocoholics best friend and it's gone

grass

[pratik732006]

Grass-A thing eaten by Animaldragon and Chocobubbles


Bread

[Clank]

bread- Used as a holder of a filling


Coffin

[Animal Dragon]

coffin- bed for the awesome gh vampires, can double as a sled or teboggin

green glass

[Clank]

gleen glass- glass painted green :D


aero

[Animal Dragon]

aero-magic chocolate with bubbles which make u flyyyy!!!

gnome

[Clank]

gnome- evil little creatures that rule the lawn and walk when ur not looking

grass

[Animal Dragon]

grass-food for animals, things to be cut and makes a lovely green beard

cake

[Chocbubbles]

cake - sweet goodness. eaten at parties or wen u want to stuff ur face and go on a crazy high

ocean

[Animal Dragon]

ocean-blue water which can relax u and let u float away right off the end of the world because it broke ur boat

boat

[Mcakkay]

A little toy kids play with in the tub that floats. Kids have to make their own sound effects.

Brass Knuckles

[Animal Dragon]

knuckles made of brass for people who r alergic to knuckle bones and carrots

carrots

[someguy]

One of the favorite foods of lilliputt (from what I've seen)

Renegade

[Clank]

renegade- A word i have heard in a games title


Villians

[someguy]

things I kick

Clank

[Clank]

Clank- the sound a spanner makes :P

Random

[linkinpark333]

Random - should be the name of this thread LOL!!

Accounting

[Clank]

accouting- pronoun (a person counts)

rubbish

[linkinpark333]

a pile of garbage

toilet

[Clank]

a place for waste disposal :)

House

[linkinpark333]

a doctor i never want to be treated by

Tomato