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Squirrel_Gal
10-16-2008, 04:19:58
in here, you post a word that is a word or phrase then you post what the word is not. a word or phrase can be repeated, just please put differing 'what its not' things.

sort of like oxy-morons.

have fun!!!

heres one:

every pair of socks have at least 2 holes
otherwise u cant wear them!!

Squirrel_Gal
10-16-2008, 20:16:25
okay, im gonna do this just 2 get it started, not sure if it counts as double posting...

pineapple
tis niether pine nor apple.

someguy
10-16-2008, 22:39:31
orange
the only fruit named after a color.

Squirrel_Gal
10-17-2008, 04:16:22
right like that!

or
sit up
do u stand up or sit down?

RBS
10-17-2008, 04:21:29
non-stick coating (frying pan)

If its non-stick how does it adhere to the pan?

funja
10-17-2008, 04:26:12
driveway/parkway
u drive on a parkway
and park in the drive way

RBS
10-17-2008, 04:29:37
jumbo shrimp

Squirrel_Gal
10-19-2008, 05:01:52
see
its
possible


how
'bout:

toaster
pastry
always
gets
stuck
in
the
toaster!!!

:wc:

Clank
10-22-2008, 07:41:34
Ummm..

Grease proof paper needs grease to stick to the baking tray??

Squirrel_Gal
10-22-2008, 21:11:53
right!
i guess...

french toast is not really french

Clank
10-22-2008, 21:14:04
This smilie :( is called a smilie even though it isnt smiling??

jack
10-22-2008, 21:57:34
inflammable

Incomplete means not complete, invisible means not visible, so why does inflammable mean the same thing as flammable?

someguy
10-22-2008, 22:11:41
if corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

RBS
10-23-2008, 02:28:12
colonel - an officer in the US Army. Pronounced kur-nl

Where does the r sound come from?

funja
10-23-2008, 03:01:49
If you say you are talking behind someones back
that is a double negative so you are in front of them:P
So i talk if front of peoples backs

Clank
10-23-2008, 16:56:16
If you say you are a backstabber, you talk about someone behind their back you dont stab them in the back ;)

Squirrel_Gal
10-23-2008, 21:14:41
spanish inquisition


(if u need any clarification, dont hesitate to ask.)

Clank
10-23-2008, 21:26:47
Umm ok i shall try


Ummm Baked Beans, you dont actually bake the beans, you pus them in a pan or a microwave??? (gotta go to bed)

Squirrel_Gal
10-23-2008, 21:33:16
instant potatoes.
they are sooo not instant. :P

funja
10-23-2008, 22:56:17
refried beans:P

Squirrel_Gal
10-24-2008, 21:13:36
every company says that theyr better than the next company, who say that theyr better than the first one. :P

again-if you need clarification, just ask.

Clank
11-04-2008, 16:34:50
people say they always lie but if they said that that would be a lie so they would really be telling the truth

linkinpark333
06-09-2009, 00:08:41
chinese checkers are not from china

Justeazy
06-09-2009, 00:30:28
Cottage Cheese in neither a cottage, nor cheese.

linkinpark333
11-03-2009, 00:22:04
A Midsummer's Night Dream is set in early spring (i think)