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Eternal Becky
04-28-2006, 15:01:17
Computer is a very important part of our life and changed our life for good and bad. These are some images of Computer humor. Which I hope you will like. And if you have any jokes or images of computer please do share. :lam:

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PS : POST PHOTOS AND VIDEOS THAT ARE RELATED TO COMPUTERS ONLY

Here are some.

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Mistery
04-28-2006, 15:13:34
Hehe, funny ones :-)
Here are mine:

Eternal Becky
04-28-2006, 15:49:05
Hey good pictures. I liked the first one it's very funny.
Here are some more that I found.

Eternal Becky
04-28-2006, 17:38:37
Life without Internet

Mistery
04-28-2006, 19:28:17
Oh, yes that would be definitely me (as female of course).
I find this one also funny:

rosiemay05
04-28-2006, 19:34:48
lol thats funny

Mystic
04-29-2006, 05:51:57
Yea it was really funny the way that guy looked.
I would be the same way.
LOL

Freakshow59
04-29-2006, 13:00:32
Wait I got one, need to find it though. . . . (searches internet) ahhhh, got it!
Here's two:
http://supertech.csail.mit.edu/~angelee/Pictures/Back_invert_Flat.jpg

http://i1.ebayimg.com/02/i/05/66/32/a4_1_b.JPG

Eternal Becky
04-29-2006, 16:36:45
:wink:

Mistery
04-29-2006, 16:37:37
Hehe, very often, lol!

Eternal Becky
04-29-2006, 16:42:32
:wink:

Eternal Becky
04-29-2006, 16:45:37
Found another one. This is exactly what happens when the drive is full. Either pull your hair or start crying.

Mistery
04-29-2006, 16:52:17
Another error message:

Eternal Becky
04-29-2006, 16:57:55
LOL...windows loaded is funny.

Eternal Becky
04-29-2006, 17:20:00
:wink:

Eternal Becky
04-29-2006, 17:23:15
This is cool...Walking Text

Freakshow59
04-29-2006, 18:15:34
This is how Programmers know exactly when your computer's going to crash:

http://www.borked.us/albums/comp_sci_funny/feature_settings.jpg

Eternal Becky
04-29-2006, 22:44:19
:wink:

rosiemay05
04-30-2006, 19:07:44
lmao, thats the best way too keep it safe for some people lol

Eternal Becky
04-30-2006, 21:18:12
I find this one really funny cause I was working for AOL. It takes forever to download.

Mistery
04-30-2006, 21:48:25
Haha, that's really funny!

OneBun
04-30-2006, 22:43:13
These are all great!

Here's all the computer problems all together:

fraggle
04-30-2006, 22:45:57
crickey! that must have taken about a years salary in cartridges, lol

Eternal Becky
05-03-2006, 21:27:56
:haha: :haha:

Mistery
05-03-2006, 21:29:07
Hhaha, that's funny!

OneBun
05-04-2006, 17:21:36
This would be me if I was told I was banned from my computer, and was being forced to go camping for a week. lol

Eternal Becky
05-04-2006, 19:19:33
Hey Onebun that is exactly what I will do if I am taken away from the computer.

OneBun
05-05-2006, 14:01:07
The reason for typos:

Eternal Becky
05-05-2006, 14:03:31
Hey thats a funny one Onebun

Eternal Becky
05-05-2006, 14:10:06
:wink:

OneBun
05-05-2006, 14:11:34
I'll have to remember that one next time I deal with a computer crash! lol

Jellybean
05-05-2006, 15:35:47
sorry, i had to angle it cause the file was too large.

bone2stone
05-06-2006, 18:51:21
NICE one jellybean!

Eternal Becky
05-06-2006, 21:22:09
:au:

Mistery
05-06-2006, 21:22:50
That looks very familiar to me, lol :-)

Chris-ov-Donny
05-06-2006, 22:38:53
lol really gud

OneBun
05-06-2006, 22:42:43
That looks very familiar to me, lol :-)

I think I may of heard that one before too. :D

Eternal Becky
05-07-2006, 14:21:30
Don't you just hate those errors

Chrissy1993
05-07-2006, 14:45:59
i found this one in ask all i searched was computer humor

Chris-ov-Donny
05-07-2006, 14:46:49
lol gud 1

Chrissy1993
05-07-2006, 14:50:18
thx m8 u shuld look for some

Eternal Becky
05-07-2006, 15:03:13
:wink:

Chris-ov-Donny
05-07-2006, 15:05:29
got 1

Chrissy1993
05-07-2006, 15:08:51
i found this one too

Chris-ov-Donny
05-07-2006, 15:10:55
lol lyk tht 1

Chrissy1993
05-07-2006, 15:15:03
look at these ones too

Chris-ov-Donny
05-07-2006, 15:17:42
lol

Eternal Becky
05-07-2006, 15:26:36
:wink:

Chris-ov-Donny
05-07-2006, 15:27:32
lol

Chrissy1993
05-07-2006, 15:37:07
dats a funny one chris

Chris-ov-Donny
05-07-2006, 16:21:33
thx

Eternal Becky
05-07-2006, 17:19:20
:wink:

OneBun
05-07-2006, 17:19:52
Chris-ov_Donny, I like the slippers lol. Your is good to EB!

Here's another one:

Chris-ov-Donny
05-07-2006, 17:54:30
thx i thought u might lyk the slippers lol

OneBun
05-07-2006, 17:56:32
Now that's convenient! lol

Chris-ov-Donny
05-07-2006, 17:58:59
lol the height ov convenience

Freakshow59
05-07-2006, 22:11:14
This is a funny video that might have posted in a different thread, but here it is:
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/hissyfit.html


All I can say is poor computer, I feel sorry for it :( :hah:

Eternal Becky
05-07-2006, 22:40:14
Oh gosh! I remember that guy. Totally freaks me out.

Chrissy1993
05-08-2006, 17:50:50
ok...... that video was just STRANGE!!

OneBun
05-08-2006, 21:50:00
Before there was the laptop...

Mistery
05-08-2006, 22:01:29
Oh, instead of a teddybear...

Here's another one:

OneBun
05-08-2006, 22:12:08
oh yah ...back at ya (jk)....not if the cat gets it first:

OneBun
05-08-2006, 22:35:08
http://www.psy.ritsumei.ac.jp/~satot/diarybox/98pshE/boston/5th/COMPUTER.jpg
Have you ever used one of these?

Eternal Becky
05-08-2006, 22:45:10
Thats a very hugh computer. I have never seen these kinda computers. Just seen them on tv.

OneBun
05-13-2006, 06:31:05
The most used keys in microsoft:

Hollandgirl
05-13-2006, 13:33:44
Haha yeah my computer is being really annoying lately, so that are the most used keys!!

Jess
05-13-2006, 14:12:06
i almost never use those keys, beccause i don't do much on the computer, except talk to you guys and play games

Eternal Becky
05-13-2006, 22:30:16
LOL. Very important keys in a keyboard. Have to use them most of the time :(

OneBun
05-15-2006, 04:03:10
I will never have any computer software hooked up to my brain. And I definately wouldn't wanna push those keys I gave in my last post... if they had a direct hook-up like this....

Mistery
05-15-2006, 04:05:49
NONONO, never! This is a nightmare!
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/comp/comp06.gif

amber
05-17-2006, 06:05:06
Don't try this at home... :nono: lol (I hope this isn't for real)

OneBun
05-17-2006, 12:17:42
hehe... I wonder if my computer would run slower or faster with that.

OneBun
05-17-2006, 16:12:15
Here's a funny one:

http://www.beer.com/beer.com-Content_C-trackerFrame_trackerframe.html?type=VIDEO&postdate=null&article=060418_retarded_browsers_video&id=1142522300618&url=http%3A//www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv%3DBzbOoJNC_TU

Eternal Becky
05-17-2006, 16:15:52
That was funny, Internet Explorer is the best. WHEE!!!

Jess
05-17-2006, 23:51:08
lol, those sre stupidly funny

Eternal Becky
05-18-2006, 21:59:34
:wink:

Mistery
05-18-2006, 22:02:03
Oh this one is soooooo cute!
Yeah, but so true (don't we have a real bunny on GamersHood? hehe).
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/crazy/328.gif

Eternal Becky
05-18-2006, 22:06:26
Yeah Onebun LOL.....Shuuu... Secret :thumby: :thumby: :thumby:

Hey you got some cool smileys there Mistery.

Mistery
05-18-2006, 22:11:28
Thanks, I like them, too (something different from the default smilies that we got).
I really laughed out loud when I saw the picture, I mean if I imagine it as real...
http://www.websmileys.com/sm/happy/783.gif

Eternal Becky
05-18-2006, 22:55:11
World without computers. Can't even imagine.

http://joe-ks.com/archives_may2001/ComputerTools.jpg

Jess
05-18-2006, 23:33:16
Lol That Is Funny

Maniac
10-28-2006, 17:49:27
* Shudders thinking of life without computers.
aaaaa.

Eternal Becky
11-16-2006, 18:44:45
This is exactly what I feel like doing when I am playing a room escape game
http://dl3.glitter-graphics.net/pub/53/53265joppby0ncb.gif

Lilliputt
11-17-2006, 01:36:52
Pffft, LOOOOL! You soo funny, dear wolf!

I got two stories that were posted on "Computer stupidities"

* Tech Support: "Where in the building is your printer located?"
* Customer: "Middle of my desk."
* Tech Support: "If I have to give someone directions, where do I tell them to go?"
* Customer: "In the middle of my desk where I work."

And this one:

"I'm working as a tech support person at a Finnish newspaper printing and publication house, and we have several reporters that submit their files via a dial-in modem line directly to our layout system.

Once one of the reporters wanted to call the tech support because the modem wasn't answering his calls, but the call was answered by a computer illiterate.

* Reporter: "It seems that...eh, modem's out again."
* Computer Illiterate: "Oh, just a minute. I'll go look for him."

He proceeded to page the whole company through the central P.A. system.

* Computer Illiterate: "Mr. Modem, Mr. Modem, there's a call for you."

My co-worker intercepts, trying hard to keep a straight face.

* Co-Worker: "Mr. Modem is on vacation. He won't be back till August."

The computer illiterate returns to the phone and tells the reporter that our modem is on vacation till August."

Eternal Becky
11-17-2006, 01:58:57
Thats funny :haha: I liked the first one a lot :haha:

Acelightning
11-17-2006, 06:40:23
DO YOU LIKE IT?http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/4461/chsz8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Lilliputt
11-26-2006, 23:24:37
Thaz silly, Ace! Lol!


How about this:

http://home.planet.nl/%7Emuije000/Humour/closing%20windows.jpg

or this

http://home.planet.nl/%7Emuije000/Humour/Microsoft_Stubborness.jpg

Eternal Becky
11-27-2006, 10:16:39
How about the first one :haha:

What :yup:

http://www.mexned.nl/html/humour/ConfusingError.gif

Lilliputt
11-27-2006, 14:31:24
:haha: LOOOOL!! :haha: Good one, dear Becky! :D

Have you ever tried ta
http://www.mexned.nl/html/humour/cancel_cancelled.jpg


Cuz ya see
http://www.mexned.nl/html/humour/transmac-error2.gif


da media run out of....room? :?

Btw, has anyone ever heard of a computer that needs GAS?! :o

Eternal Becky
11-29-2006, 20:28:35
:haha: Nice ones Lilli

I found some too :D
http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/7708/file000hm9.jpg

EscapeGirl
11-29-2006, 20:55:53
Wolfie!! ROFL!!!! :haha:

Eternal Becky
11-29-2006, 20:57:06
Another one :D

I really love these error messages.

Mistery
11-29-2006, 20:59:07
ROFL, you both posted a lot of playboy error messages :haha:

Eternal Becky
11-29-2006, 21:09:17
And I think this one is the funniest :haha:

Lilliputt
11-29-2006, 23:02:45
LOL, Becky, thaz funny!! http://www.smileyarena.com/emoticons/Main/Large_Mix/biglol.gif

I think this one is somehow kinda sweet....a laptop and a...baby laptop? OMB! They can MULTIPLY!! :o

Eternal Becky
11-29-2006, 23:34:43
Awww so cute :$

doglover
11-29-2006, 23:40:49
:haha: Those pics are sooo funny!!! ROFL

Eternal Becky
11-29-2006, 23:46:25
:haha:

Mistery
11-29-2006, 23:47:35
ROFL :haha: That is a great one, dear wolf :)

OneBun
12-08-2006, 03:01:54
Computer softbunware install:

Mistery
12-08-2006, 03:04:35
I can't see it :(
And copy-pasting the picture URL gives me a page with "internal server error" :(

ThemePark
12-08-2006, 03:05:11
Same here :(

Lilliputt
12-08-2006, 03:06:34
Thaz odd... I can and it is..... HILARIOUS!!http://www.dollidol.com/Smileys/Attitudes/Sad/4_1_72.gif Bunny ears!! :haha:

Mistery
12-08-2006, 03:07:38
Lilli, you had too much virus, that's why ;)

EDIT:
Yay, thanks OneBun :D
And ROFL!!! :haha:

OneBun
12-08-2006, 03:08:14
fixed so all can see ;)

see previous post

Lilliputt
12-08-2006, 03:08:27
Are you chit-chattin' with me dear alien? :P

ThemePark
12-08-2006, 03:16:32
Interesting, rabbit ears from an oldschool adventure game :P

Lilliputt
12-08-2006, 03:21:40
Here is an interestin' one too. Hmm, I dunno if it really is such a good idea, ya know

http://www.mexned.nl/html/humour/downloadinginternet.gif

ThemePark
12-08-2006, 03:41:39
ROFL! ROFL! ROFL! :haha: OMB! :haha:

Saving the internet to a floppy disk? :P

BeanMan3
12-08-2006, 11:35:18
Computer softbunware install:


That was from Runescape.I know that pop-up menu

Eternal Becky
12-08-2006, 12:17:48
The new alphabet

Mistery
12-08-2006, 12:32:57
Hehe, yes :haha:

ThemePark
12-08-2006, 12:38:28
The new alphabet

ROFL :haha:

Eternal Becky
12-08-2006, 12:43:07
Hehe, yes :haha:

(I don't see it, but I managed to look at it by copy-pasting the URL of the pic in a new window)


I have fixed it now :)

Here is another one
A special place for http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/signs041.gif

ThemePark
12-08-2006, 12:44:44
ROFL! :haha:

Mistery
12-08-2006, 12:47:01
ROLF :haha:

http://whatintarnation.net/blog/archives/images/spam-cartoon.gif

http://www.glasbergen.com/images/g628.gif

http://www.glasbergen.com/images/spam5.gif

http://www.glasbergen.com/images/spam6.gif

http://www.glasbergen.com/images/g755.gif

http://www.glasbergen.com/images/18.gif

Eternal Becky
12-08-2006, 13:10:39
ROFL :haha: Especially the last one :haha:

ThemePark
12-08-2006, 13:12:20
Some spam and cookies for my computer, ROFL! :haha:

Eternal Becky
12-08-2006, 13:14:49
A new way of greeting each other...

Mistery
12-08-2006, 13:38:43
http://www.glasbergen.com/images/g109.gif

http://www.glasbergen.com/images/g145.gif

http://www.glasbergen.com/images/g60.gif

http://www.glasbergen.com/images/g314.gif

http://www.glasbergen.com/images/k176.gif

http://www.glasbergen.com/images/g189.gif

http://www.glasbergen.com/images/g10.gif

http://www.borg.com/~rjgtoons/images/100.gif

ThemePark
12-08-2006, 13:49:53
The work of an inexperienced hacker!!! :haha: And I'd like to know as well what program Becky uses :P

And the 5th picture is what Lilli would refer to as computer gibberish :P

Lilliputt
12-08-2006, 14:37:10
Weeeell...I dunno whatta say :o ...exceeeeeeeeeept... ROFL!! :haha: Mistery and Becky!! :haha: You are killing me, I'll explode out of laughter http://www.smileyarena.com/emoticons/Packs/Sketches/laught.gif

EscapeGirl
12-08-2006, 19:14:42
OMB!!! All of you!! HILARIOUS!!! Those are so funny! :haha:

dazedncrazed
12-08-2006, 23:44:40
Dunno if these are anywhere else on GH, but they're pretty famous so most of you might have seen them...but i love them!! they're sooo clever!

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/icons.php

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/animator

Mistery
12-08-2006, 23:48:27
Yeah, they are funny :haha:
My niece has shown them to me just one week ago.

murph_3
12-08-2006, 23:52:56
those are hilarious!!! ROFL

Eternal Becky
12-09-2006, 00:00:17
Dunno if these are anywhere else on GH, but they're pretty famous so most of you might have seen them...but i love them!! they're sooo clever!

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/icons.php

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/animator

Great find Dazed. Loved it a lot. :applause:

ThemePark
12-09-2006, 01:29:07
Dunno if these are anywhere else on GH, but they're pretty famous so most of you might have seen them...but i love them!! they're sooo clever!

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/icons.php

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/animator

Yes, the Animator vs. Animation actually has its own thread, and I made a thread about Animator vs. Animation II a while ago, they're both incredibly amazing :D

dazedncrazed
12-09-2006, 01:32:59
hmm...I was wanting to post that one too...I liked that one better, but couldn't find it again on blacksheep...I was gonna search again later - guess now i don't have to :)

OneBun
12-09-2006, 01:51:37
ROFL :haha: they're very good!

That's my husbuns computer.. always killing itself. :P

ThemePark
12-09-2006, 02:13:00
Well dazed, you could always make a thread for Icon Story, I'm not sure if that's here :hmm: I know it exists in an English version as well though.

dazedncrazed
12-09-2006, 02:16:10
Well dazed, you could always make a thread for Icon Story, I'm not sure if that's here :hmm: I know it exists in an English version as well though.
yeah it does, but again I couldn't find it - I really should start bookmarking sites :haha: anywayz, don't think I'll bother with the thread - it'll do fine just here :)

Darknight
12-12-2006, 17:23:49
Me Likes
http://www.supyo.com/home/crazypics/images_1/cookies.jpg

Lilliputt
12-12-2006, 20:42:11
Now there's an idea for a story... :hmm: :D

I dunno about this one http://foolstown.com/sm/ktoe.gif

http://www.cybersalt.org/cl_images/1zzzzya/d/deletelife.jpg

Darknight
12-16-2006, 22:22:48
it made me lol

http://www.hotelresource.com/newsletter/images/1240.gif

MountainDewMan
12-24-2006, 22:15:44
http://www.smokersclubcomedy.com/computer/comp1.jpg

acasete
12-25-2006, 14:13:05
Windows booting:
http://i14.tinypic.com/4783uyf.jpg

GTgirl
12-25-2006, 18:47:09
These are funny.....

Eternal Becky
12-25-2006, 23:15:27
Those are really funny :haha: especially the third one posted by GTgirl :haha:

Mistery
12-29-2006, 22:24:26
It's time to put on your keyboard :haha:

http://www.usaland.ru/blog/images/1/delme22_1.jpg

EscapeGirl
01-02-2007, 06:54:28
What?! :o Are those used to travel the internet highway!? ;)

acasete
01-02-2007, 18:45:21
Just found this:http://i18.tinypic.com/2ia4faa.gif

SimplyCrazy
01-04-2007, 01:44:03
Brilliant! :haha:

EscapeGirl
01-04-2007, 22:45:41
@ Acasete...OMB!!! ROFL ROFL!! :haha: I love it!!! :haha:

mister mr
01-05-2007, 05:57:55
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk2alKbWJ_E * smashing cmputer cuz of spam

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KyP_KDaY9M guy cant smash a computer witha baseball bat!

acasete
01-05-2007, 15:26:28
Thanks!
Can you tell me with what are Mister Mr.'s movies? I have a problem seeing them:(

Eternal Becky
01-05-2007, 19:20:23
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pk2alKbWJ_E * smashing cmputer cuz of spam

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KyP_KDaY9M guy cant smash a computer witha baseball bat!

I have seen the first one during my training at AOL. I think it is really funny :haha: The second one is funny too. He should have used a hammer intead of a baseball bat. :haha:

Lilliputt
01-07-2007, 17:10:54
There are times when ya need ta take HOLD of your frustrations...

http://english.kaist.ac.kr/Panels/Image/cberanim.gif

... and then there are times when ya wonder if there is a company that believes in Santa :?

Eternal Becky
01-10-2007, 15:37:17
ROFL Lilli :haha:

Hmm :hmm: ....I think we should not have so many online shooting games.

Mistery
01-10-2007, 15:38:55
ROFL Lilli and Becky :haha:

A new pc for every shooting game :haha:

Lilliputt
01-10-2007, 18:13:56
http://www.kolobok.wrg.ru/smiles/artists/just_cuz/Just_Cuz_03.gif Beeecky! http://www.kolobok.wrg.ru/smiles/artists/just_cuz/Just_Cuz_03.gif


Here is sumthin tooo :D

You know how annoying it can be ta have a trial version of a program, right? Well, sometimes it can cause some real frustration when the trial period is over :P
http://files.myopera.com/gennafaith/albums/33022/CAC9QF09.jpg



It can be a storage problem for the computer if you are not around and
PAY ATTENTION!!

Adventure
01-10-2007, 18:52:12
ROFL!!! That's funny!! :haha: As long it will never happen in real life. :P

Edit: OMB the other ones are good too. :haha:

Lilliputt
01-11-2007, 01:13:28
Ok, so you know how you can missunderstand tech support when you are under pressure and feeling a bit stressed? Well, this might be be a real streeeetch...

Mistery
01-11-2007, 01:28:03
ROFL :haha:

Lilliputt
01-11-2007, 01:33:30
They actually think this quality feedback is a GOOD idea?! :o

http://thedailywtf.com/forums/59020/PostAttachment.aspx

Adventure
01-12-2007, 11:46:04
Ok, so you know how you can missunderstand tech support when you are under pressure and feeling a bit stressed? Well, this might be be a real streeeetch...

More ROFL!!!! So dry!! :haha:

Mistery
01-12-2007, 16:07:08
They actually think this quality feedback is a GOOD idea?! :o

http://thedailywtf.com/forums/59020/PostAttachment.aspx

A square root cipher?!? :o

Eternal Becky
01-12-2007, 16:09:49
Ok, so you know how you can missunderstand tech support when you are under pressure and feeling a bit stressed? Well, this might be be a real streeeetch...

ROFL :haha: This one is just great :haha:

Lilliputt
10-02-2007, 21:50:44
Lol, Mistery! You got it! ;) :haha:

This thread has been forgotten since January. I apologize for the double posting but I really wanted to share this and it won't show if I merge I guess :S... so I'll merge in a minute ;)

EDIT: posts merged ;)

http://www.smokersclubcomedy.com/comstone.html

I have always had regarded the blunt instrument as useful with computers :P

jenni.p123
10-03-2007, 13:13:26
blunt object = anti virus program :haha:

Hitman
10-03-2007, 13:26:53
LOL Lilli :haha: I wonder what websites did they have... :P

SuzyE730
10-03-2007, 15:27:57
http://3gold.com/pictures/Computer/10.jpg

jenni.p123
10-03-2007, 22:41:42
LOL :haha:
http://www.aratechsystems.com/Aratec1.gif

Lilliputt
10-03-2007, 23:45:03
I think it very funny too and a' ready posted it here
http://www.gamershood.com/forum/showpost.php?p=279634&postcount=154
:P You got good sense of humor da Jenni :hug2:

jenni.p123
10-04-2007, 15:38:05
Ohh sorry i must have missed it :sad:

edit : i found this :)
hope it hasnt been posted already

Lilliputt
10-04-2007, 16:26:21
Aww... only shows that we is related, da Jenni :hug2:

Uh, I dunno if it has been posted. I can't see a pic in the link :?

jenni.p123
10-04-2007, 16:29:44
hmm..i could see it

anyway i will save the pic and post it :)

Lilliputt
10-05-2007, 20:59:47
ROFL! That is funny!! http://www.smileyarena.com/emoticons/Emotions/Laught/laught16.gif

cant touch this
10-27-2007, 17:58:53
Heres a thread for any comedians out there!
Post a joke and share a laugh or two!

here are some funny computer jokes i found



You Might Be An Internet Addict If...

You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and you don't have a clue as to when it happened.

Your bookmark list takes 15 minutes to go from top to bottom.

Your nightmares are in HTML and GIFS.

You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

You start introducing yourself as "Jim at net dot com"

Your heart races faster and beats irregularly each time you see a new WWW site address on TV.

You turn on your intercom when leaving the room so you can hear if new e-mail arrives.

Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.

All of your friends have an @ in their names.

When looking at a web page full of someone else's links, you notice all of them are already highlighted in purple.

Your dog has its own home page.

You can't call your mother... She doesn't have a modem.

You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.

Your phone bill is a heavy as a brick.

You write your homework in HTML and give your instructor the URL.

You don't know the sex of three of your closest friends, because they have neutral nicknames and you never bothered to ask.

Your husband tells you that he has had the beard for 2 months

You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

You tell the kids they can't use the computer because "Daddy's got work to do" -- even though you don't have a job.

You buy a Captain Kirk chair with a built-in keyboard and mouse.

Your wife makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come to bed."

You get a tattoo that says "This body best viewed with Netscape 3.0 or higher."

You never have to deal with busy signals when calling your ISP... because you never log off.

The last girl you picked up was only a GIF.

You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of your computer with a toilet.

Your wife says communication is important in a marriage... so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat.

As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road, your first instinct is to search for the "back" button.

EscapeGirl
03-05-2008, 04:06:08
http://blaugh.com/cartoons/070612_faulty_motherboard.gif

http://www.ahajokes.com/cartoon/compman.gif

ROFL!!
http://blaugh.com/cartoons/070622_it_just_stopped.gif

Lilliputt
03-05-2008, 04:13:04
WHAT?! Shoes enhances the impression of a computer :shy: (:rofl-smilie:)

jenni.p123
03-05-2008, 14:11:28
LOL ESCAPE!! :haha:

Eternal Becky
03-05-2008, 20:05:45
Good one Escape. I like the last one :haha:

7278
7279

Lilliputt
03-05-2008, 20:09:25
:rofl-smilie: That is so funny, Becky! :haha:

ShiningStar
03-05-2008, 20:54:12
nice ones Escape and Becky!! :P

Mistery
03-05-2008, 21:07:04
ROFL Escape and Becky :haha:



True story from a Novell NetWire Sys0p:

Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support?"

Tech Rep: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?"

Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period.

How do I go about getting that fixed?"

Tech Rep: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?"

Caller: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer."

Tech Rep: "Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped, it's because I am. Did you receive this as part of a promotional, at a trade show? How did you get this cup holder? Does it have any trademark on it?"

Caller: "It came with my computer, I don't know anything about a promotion. It just has '4X' on it."

At this point the Tech Rep had to mute the caller, because he couldn't stand it. The caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM drive as a cup holder and snapped it off the drive.

Lilliputt
03-05-2008, 23:15:03
Uhm... well, that story is as classic as the "press any key" story :P

Here a few other ones though :):
* Tech Support: "Try restarting your computer."
* Customer: "...Ummm, I don't think my computer can do that."

************************************************** ********

Our Hong Kong office had a computer that was infected with a virus. Supposedly they had run antivirus software several times and had been unable to clean it, even after updating their virus definitions. I was asked to diagnose and fix the computer immediately, because it wouldn't even turn on.

* Me: "Sure thing. When do you want me to fly over?"
* Him: "Can't you do it from there?"
* Me: "Sure, just ship it to me."
* Him: "No, I mean can't you just fix it here, from there?"
* Me: "Uh...how exactly would you like me to do that?"
* Him: "I don't know. You're the expert!"

:haha:

doglover
03-05-2008, 23:31:34
All so funny! LOL :haha:

Lilliputt
03-05-2008, 23:33:21
I just found one of my fav ones:

"I'm working as a tech support person at a Finnish newspaper printing and
publication house, and we have several reporters that submit their files
via a dial-in modem line directly to our layout system. Once one of the
reporters wanted to call the tech support because the modem wasn't
answering his calls, but the call was answered by a computer illiterate.
Reporter: "It seems that...eh, modem's out again." Computer Illiterate:
"Oh, just a minute. I'll go look for him." He proceeded to page the
whole company through the central P.A. system. Computer Illiterate: "Mr.
Modem, Mr. Modem, there's a call for you." My co-worker intercepts,
trying hard to keep a straight face.
Co-Worker: "Mr. Modem is on vacation. He won't be back till August." The
computer illiterate returns to the phone and tells the reporter that our
modem is on vacation till August."

Mistery
03-05-2008, 23:36:27
For all the computer neards:


WRITE IN C

(sung to The Beatles "Let it Be")

When I find my code in tons of trouble,
Friends and colleagues come to me,
Speaking words of wisdom:
"Write in C."

As the deadline fast approaches,
And bugs are all that I can see,
Somewhere, someone whispers"
"Write in C."

Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, write in C.
LISP is dead and buried,
Write in C.

I used to write a lot of FORTRAN,
for science it worked flawlessly.
Try using it for graphics!
Write in C.

If you've just spent nearly 30 hours
Debugging some assembly,
Soon you will be glad to
Write in C.

Write in C, write in C,
Write In C, yeah, write in C.
Only wimps use BASIC.
Write in C. Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, oh, write in C.
Pascal won't quite cut it.
Write in C.

Guitar Solo

Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, yeah, write in C.
Don't even mention COBOL.
Write in C.

And when the screen is fuzzy,
And the edior is bugging me.
I'm sick of ones and zeroes.
Write in C.

A thousand people people swear that T.P.
Seven is the one for me.
I hate the word PROCEDURE,
Write in C.

Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, yeah, write in C.
PL1 is 80's,
Write in C.

Write in C, write in C,
Write in C, yeah, write in C.
The government loves ADA,
Write in C.


Another Glitch in the Call

(Sung to the tune of a well known Pink Floyd song...)

We don't need no indirection
We don't need no flow control
No data typing or declarations
Did you leave the lists alone? Hey! Hacker! Leave those lists alone! Chorus:
All in all, it's just a pure-LISP function call.
All in all, it's just a pure-LISP function call.


Microsoft source code:




#include <windows.h>
#include <system_errors.h>
#include <stdlib.h>

char make_prog_look_big[1600000];

main()
{
if (detect_cache())
disable_cache();

if (fast_cpu())
set_wait_states(lots);

set_mouse(speed, very_slow);
set_mouse(action, jumpy);
set_mouse(reaction, sometimes);

printf("Welcome to Windoze 3.999 (we might get it right \
or just call it Chicargo)\n");

if (system_ok())
crash(to_dos_prompt);
else
system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp", O_CREATE);

while(1) {
sleep(5);
get_user_input();
sleep(5);
act_on_user_input();
sleep(5);
if (rand() < 0.9)
crash(complete_system);
} return(unrecoverable_system);

Lilliputt
03-05-2008, 23:43:17
:haha: http://wuerziworld.de/Smilies/girl/gi7.gif :haha:

Another classic ;)
http://www.millan.net/funp/40/homepage.html

Mistery
03-06-2008, 00:13:28
ROFL, so true :haha:


http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q93/Mysterysgames/Humor5.jpg

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q93/Mysterysgames/Humor4.jpg

http://i134.photobucket.com/albums/q93/Mysterysgames/Humor3.jpg

Lilliputt
03-06-2008, 00:28:51
VERY FUNNY!! :rofl-smilie:

This makes me feel uneasy :S
http://www.emailgoodies.faketrix.com/content/pix/pc/original-files/nuclear-accident.jpg

How true :P
http://www.emailgoodies.faketrix.com/content/pix/pc/original-files/before-there-were-PCs.jpg

jenni.p123
04-28-2008, 11:30:27
Hope this hasn't been posted yet, I thought it was quite funny :P

http://www.cartoonstock.com/lowres/dre0554l.jpg

Elni
05-12-2008, 16:28:01
http://www.emmitsburg.net/humor/pictures/2004/computer1.jpg

I need one of those :P

http://www.bigfigfarm.com/images/humor-1.jpg

http://www.techtamers.com/store/images/computing_sm.jpg

this can come handy :D

http://lib.store.yahoo.net/lib/directron/microsoftkeyboard

Mistery
12-02-2008, 19:22:24
http://s338.photobucket.com/albums/n430/spicecomments/funny/00842.jpg

Eternal Becky
12-02-2008, 19:24:32
Haha :haha: I remember doing that a lot when the lights were not there :haha:

EscapeGirl
12-02-2008, 19:32:36
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL, Mistery! :haha: But....but.....How would I Gamershood!??!? :o :P