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LovelyUndeadVam
03-23-2009, 03:33:50
"Paco's Tacos, how may we help you?"

"Hello, please state your full name, address, and credit card number."

"Miller's Amish Farm. Sorry, we don't have a phone." -hang up-

"Wong's Laundry. If it has to be white, it has to be Wong!"

"Sorry, she/he's dead. Can I have him/her call you back?"

"Willow Hill Sanatorium, please give me your state of mind."

Hahaha, anyone else have something funny? :D

Heartofthedark
03-24-2009, 01:17:56
Well for text messages, answer them by using a magic 8-ball to respond, so instead of saying "Yeah i'll be there" or something respond with "Concentrate and ask again later", "My sources say yes" :haha: Tried it once and found it hilarious

LovelyUndeadVam
03-24-2009, 01:33:42
Hahaha, I should try that sometime with my friends. :P They'll be like, "whaaa?" lol.

funja
03-24-2009, 02:13:22
answer and then when there is a silence go okay what did you call me for and see if you can convince them they called you it is really funny

ooh this is funny when you are ordering pizza and they repeat your order like okay that will be two peperoni and a large soda then you say thank you please pull up to the first window

Frantic Freddie
03-24-2009, 02:32:11
I've answered the phone with "Freddie's Morgue,you stab 'em,we slab 'em!"

LovelyUndeadVam
03-24-2009, 02:33:18
Hahaha those are all good ones. :D:haha:

funja
03-24-2009, 02:39:08
ooh funny thing with telemarketers lol

you:hello
them:this is (company) we have this awesome deal there isnt a way to turn us down
you:sound interested
them:you can use ur phone to its full extent with all its features for onlky 32.24 a month
you:srry not interested
you:hello this is (company)we have this awesome deal there isnt a way to turn us down
them:theyre like waht
you:you can use ur phone to its full extent with all its features for onlky 32.24 a month
them:what am i doing *Click*

LovelyUndeadVam
03-24-2009, 02:41:14
Hahaha! Nice! I'm so going to try that next time!

cf2062
03-24-2009, 02:49:12
:chitchat:O.k. this could be for any communication devices..all you have to do isreply with the most random things ever!!!
an example would be...
Mr. Squirrelly wants his butto back.
Does your finger look green or purple?
The peanut wants you to surrender.
:chitchat:

:bouncie-smilie: see what you can do with your friends.
my sis did it with her friends, it totally works!!!:bouncie-smilie:

funja
03-24-2009, 02:57:03
yeah i do that anyway my friends are used to it :P and they know that they can go on talking on the same subject it is jsut i go random for once then go back:P

LovelyUndeadVam
03-24-2009, 03:17:09
Hahahaha, you guys crack me up. :) I'm so going to try these things.

Carmit
03-24-2009, 05:15:43
i dunno i used

hello,pizza hut
but it was my crush im like AAHHH and hung up

i know how to hang up u go
me:hey do u know what dound a truck makes in reverse
them:um no
me:-hang up-

New1000
03-24-2009, 09:45:06
Play Hide and Seek with your friend. hide and when you see your friend going call your mate and sneak up behind him/her saying this:
You: You wanna know where i am?
Mate: ok
You: look behind you
Then when he/she looks behind him/her scare him/her.
Perfect scary prank. just try not to scare your mate too much. also make sure you dont let your friend hear you or get you mate hear himself/herself when sneaking behind them or else you ruin the prank. infact dont make a sound that will make your mate know. just say this and make sure your mate doesnt find out your doing this.

Frantic Freddie
03-25-2009, 00:18:53
This one's kinda old,but still funny: How to prank a telemarketer (http://howtoprankatelemarketer.ytmnd.com/)....don't listen to this at work,your boss'll know you're not workin' from the laughter :lol:

Mistery
03-25-2009, 00:24:21
Well, I hate those "human speech recognizing automatic hotline thingies" where you need to talk to that thing for a while and answer questions until you are connected to somebody at the appropriate departement if you're lucky. It's horrible, especially if they reboot with the comment that they have not understood you just because you cleared your throat as quietly as possible, or if they repeat numbers that you had to say with wrong digits in them etc.

So I thought that by pretending to be your own answering machine with such artificial intelligence, you could drive your friends crazy :haha:

Carmit
03-25-2009, 00:36:14
lol iv brented to be my ancering machine but i can never make the beep noise at the end

Frantic Freddie
03-25-2009, 02:11:23
Well, I hate those "human speech recognizing automatic hotline thingies" where you need to talk to that thing for a while and answer questions until you are connected to somebody at the appropriate departement if you're lucky. It's horrible, especially if they reboot with the comment that they have not understood you just because you cleared your throat as quietly as possible, or if they repeat numbers that you had to say with wrong digits in them etc.

So I thought that by pretending to be your own answering machine with such artificial intelligence, you could drive your friends crazy :haha:

I like it!!! :lol:

Mcakkay
03-25-2009, 03:18:39
talk in an accent and be like..hello welcome to the cuban operator (or something more clever..but im not creative soooo thats what i came up will lol)..by calling here you now will have a $35 dollar phone bill and this will increase by $10 dollars every second you are on the phone still:) please hold...*sing some nice waiting music*

ha could work

hotrodboy
04-03-2009, 18:41:08
Hello, you have reached the Center for Mental Conditions. If you are Obsessive Compulsive, please press 5555555555555555555555555. ( so on and so fourth)

Something for telemarketers:

You: Hello?
Them: Hello, ( Whatever they say)
You: Oh, that sounds really interesting, but I'm doing something, could you give me your information so I can call you back?
Them: We cannot give out our information.
You: Oh, so I guess you don't want anyone bothering you at home?
Them: Correct.
YoU: *Hang up*:laughSMILE:

Justeazy
06-06-2009, 01:27:08
Actually, hotrod, that is from Seinfield.
(I know, kuz It's what I was gonna post, lol *xD*)

Well, you got it a little fudged, so i'll just post a link to the video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hllDWSbuDsQ
HILARIOUS!!! :haha: