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[RBS]

Safety Training Manuel - cowritten by RBS

1. Avoid carpel tunnel syndrome by never exceeding 200 continuous post in a thread.

2. If wrists begin to hurt stop typing, see a doctor. GH insurance will cover the first visit with ZERO cost to you.

[tipper75]

That is a good ONE to know:)

[Yvonne]

How nice of GH....good two know..:D

[tipper75]

If you have THREE visits, is there a copay?

[RBS]

Did I mention you have to use our doctor? She wears a shiny blue suit and after the first visit you won't need any more visits - EVER.

Zero chance of ever needing to co-pay.

[Yvonne]

Not sure if I like that ONE

[Mairdread]

2...

[tipper75]

3..

[Mairdread]

4...

[Yvonne]

5..

[Mairdread]

6..

[Yvonne]

7..

[Mairdread]

8..

[Yvonne]

9..

[tipper75]

10.

[Yvonne]

11.

[OscarW]

12,

Here's for Escapegirl. Take me to your leader.

http://images-l3.adengage.com/200/7_081218114420.jpg

[Adventure]

13..

[Yvonne]

14.

[EscapeGirl]

12,

Here's for Escapegirl. Take me to your leader.

http://images-l3.adengage.com/200/7_081218114420.jpg

:haha: Lime Cat. :P

ZERO....and the leader will be available later. Being a turtle (Gamershood), he's a tad slow. :haha:

[Yvonne]

:rofl-smilie:
1

[Mairdread]

2..!!

[Yvonne]

003

[Mistery]

000

[Mairdread]

One!!!:d

[Yvonne]

002

[Mairdread]

00300

[Mistery]

Lol what? 300? :nope:

000

[Mairdread]

00100

it isn't 100 it is a 1 between 4 zero's

[Mistery]

That's strange math :P

000

[Mairdread]

00100

[Mistery]

000

[Mairdread]

01.

[Mistery]

000

[Mairdread]

0.1

[Yvonne]

002

[Mistery]

000

[Adventure]

00110001 = 1

[Mistery]

000

[Yvonne]

001

[EscapeGirl]

000000000.000000000000000

[Mistery]

-1.00

[Yvonne]

001

[Mistery]

000

[Yvonne]

0001

[tipper75]

00002 Hi ladies:)

[Yvonne]

003
Hi tipper

[tipper75]

004 Hi Yvonne

[Mistery]

000

[tipper75]

:greetings: That's one Alien

[Yvonne]

two alien

It was nice to see you two but I'm going to bed...
Goodnight

[tipper75]

3, Good Night :sleeping: well

[Yvonne]

4..

[Mistery]

0.00

[tipper75]

1.00

[Yvonne]

2..

[tipper75]

3..

[Yvonne]

4..

[tipper75]

5..

[Yvonne]

6..

[tipper75]

7..

[Secret]

8..
Hi tipper :)

[tipper75]

9. Hey Secret, it is good to see you again. But I'm going to :sleeping:

[Secret]

10..
Good to see you too.
G'night :)

[EscapeGirl]

ZEEEEEEEEEEERO pirate. :)

[Yvonne]

1 cat

[Chocbubbles]

2 turtle doves

[Yvonne]

3 cup cakes

Hi Choc :yaya:

[Chocbubbles]

4 fuzzy koalas

hey Yvonne :)

[tipper75]

Five golden cat fries

[Yvonne]

six manatee's

[Chocbubbles]

7 lurking aliens

[RBS]

Candy for the three contributors of this last run...delicious :)

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc77/gummbypal/zero-1.jpghttp://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc77/gummbypal/zero-1.jpghttp://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc77/gummbypal/zero-1.jpg

[Yvonne]

Thank you very much but I'm on a diet and can't have chocolate. Not even

ONE

[RBS]

Aw, can't leave you out so you get a pudding of sugar-free jell-o

[Yvonne]

Thanks, not sure if I like that ONE

[RBS]

pick a flavor, maybe chocolate?

[Mairdread]

Well I love to have ONE little chocolate

[Yvonne]

me two
but I can't

[Mairdread]

me neither... 3
i'm off to bed. good luck ;)

[tipper75]

You know that I am not much four sweets.

[Secret]

5..
Sweets ??
Yes Please !!

[tipper75]

Secret, you can have my six.

[Secret]

7..
Ooooh Thank you......I'll be sle7ering over them :)

[tipper75]

I hope you eight them all:D

[Secret]

Nein (9),
I got too full ;)

[tipper75]

You shouldn't eat that much too often.

[Secret]

I can't think of an eleven so I'll leave it at that !

[tipper75]

Then Twelve :D

[EscapeGirl]

And now there are ZERO left for me... ;)

[tipper75]

I saved you one :D

[EscapeGirl]

Oh thank you!!! But I think someone else ate it, as I only see ZERO. :sad: I must be too slow. ;)

[Secret]

But....but.....
I'm sure Tipper left it ...somewhere....
*grabs the specs*
There it is, sat in a bowl... lonely...just for you.... he he !!

[tipper75]

Escape, you are two slow to be a kitten :D

[Secret]

Three..

[tipper75]

Secret Pirate, isn't this late four you?

Edit: :night:

[Yvonne]

Someone here to give me a high Five??

[EscapeGirl]

:high5: :P

There are still ZERO other people around in this thread....

[Yvonne]

Hi Escape, well there is at least ONE

[Chocbubbles]

maybe even two

[Yvonne]

next is three..

[tipper75]

or four

[Mairdread]

probably it is five

[Yvonne]

Nope it is six

[Mairdread]

really?? i thought it was 7

[Yvonne]

8..

[tipper75]

9..

[Yvonne]

10.
Hi

[tipper75]

11 Hi, where have you been?

[Yvonne]

12
Playing games and I went to bed early.

[tipper75]

13, Good, everybody needs sleep :D

[RBS]

Don't forget to :brsh: after all those sweets

We want ZERO cavities next check-up.

[Yvonne]

I've never had a cavity, not even ONE :D
I have strong teeth...:P

[tipper75]

That is nice two have good teeth.

[Yvonne]

Yes it is.

three

[tipper75]

4..

[Yvonne]

5
Good Morning....:hug2:
At what time do you need to get to work?

[tipper75]

6, now. I have been working, but I need to leave within the hour.

[Yvonne]

7
Okay, I'm going to the supermarket to get some food again.
:ende:

[tipper75]

8, okay then I am going to :bath: and :brsh: Bye

[RBS]

Off you both go then.

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc77/gummbypal/EBJz508w60369282.gif

My my, always having to tidy up in this thread. Zero.

[tipper75]

:dsv:

You missed one spot. :D

[RBS]

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc77/gummbypal/704shakespeare.gif Out, %#@*'d spot! out, I say!—Zero :)

[Yvonne]

Sorry but it is ONE very persistent spot

[RBS]

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc77/gummbypal/windex.jpg Spray, spray, wipe, wipe. There I think I got it.

Gotta tell the boss I don't do windows. ZERO.

[Yvonne]

Aww too bad because my one spot is on my windows

[EscapeGirl]

No worries. I do windows. Let me get that spot.

http://img339.imageshack.us/img339/2010/windowwasher.gif (http://img339.imageshack.us/i/windowwasher.gif/)

Ah...ZERO spots now! :D

[Yvonne]

Still see ONE if I look closely...:D

[tipper75]

Look closer, there are two spots.

[Yvonne]

Cleaned my glasses and now I see four
erm I mean three, there was one still on my glasses....:lol:

[tipper75]

:D Uhm, maybe you should clean them again, because I now see four!

[Yvonne]

You are right because if I look through them now I see five

[tipper75]

I have six spots on my new shirt :(

[Yvonne]

I have seven on my glasses

[tipper75]

I just looked at the sun, now I see eight spots in my eyes.

[Yvonne]

I have nine on my screen

[tipper75]

There is at least ten on mine, I just sneezed:D

[Yvonne]

Gesundheit...the last time I had eleven

[tipper75]

Thank You, I now see there are twelve spots that need cleaning.

How was you day?

[Yvonne]

Fine, I had to do thirteen chores today...:P

It was okay, did some shopping and some laundry..Have been a nervous wreck the past week because next week is the last week with my old company and from the 5th I'm working for a new company with different rules.

How was your day?

[tipper75]

I had fourteen people to see today.

But it was a great day, because I got some business back that I lost last month :D

PM me about your nervousness if you want.

[Yvonne]

I've been thinking about for the past couple of days so if I feel a little bit more relaxed I will do that but now I have to get rid of fifteen bugs

[tipper75]

I hope they are not Palmetto Bugs :D I have sixteen places where they can come in to the house.

[Yvonne]

We have no idea what kind of bugs they are and we don't know I they get in either but it looks like they are with seventeen at the moment.

[tipper75]

There are eighteen reasons to keep your house clean, and bugs are at the top of that list.

[Yvonne]

Wish I had nineteen housekeepers...:P

[tipper75]

I can send you twenty dust clothes.

[Yvonne]

Think I need 21 at the moment.

[tipper75]

I have two dozen, but I need two, so I can spare 22.

[Mairdread]

:O Well I have a spider in my room sometimes, and when I see it I call my dad. And he always sighs, cause he isn't 23 years old anymore and my room is on the third floor. :P

[tipper75]

There are 24 bottles of beer in a case:D

[Yvonne]

For 25 you need two cases

[tipper75]

What do I need for 26?

[Yvonne]

two cases and the same goes for 27

[tipper75]

There is no way I could handle two cases, I can barely get through 28.

[Yvonne]

Maybe Genghis can help you to get to 29

[tipper75]

:lol: Two of us could easily get to 30:D

[Yvonne]

I think that 31 is possible too....:D

[tipper75]

But 32 may be too much :D

[Yvonne]

If you invite Pirate I'm sure you get past 33

[tipper75]

If we invited Pirate, we might need more than 34 :)

[Yvonne]

Well then take 35

[tipper75]

36 would be a nice even number divided by three:D

[Yvonne]

One of you can have an extra one if you have 37

[tipper75]

If you joined, would 38 be enough?

[Yvonne]

Nope we would need 39

[tipper75]

or at least 40.

[Yvonne]

I think 41 will be better

[tipper75]

But to be safe, I will make sure to stock the cooler with 42.

[Yvonne]

okay but I'm bringing dalveen so we need 43

[tipper75]

If you bring dalveen, we will need a bigger cooler, one that can hold 44 bottles :D

[Yvonne]

Buy one for 45

[tipper75]

They don't exist, I'll have to get one for 46 bottles.

[Yvonne]

Can you find one for 47?

[tipper75]

Nope, but I can get a two case cooler that will hold 48 bottles.

[Secret]

Rely on this ol' Pirate...I'll bring 49 and mooore...keep count'n and I'll keep load'n 'em up :D
Oooohh Arrggghh an' a bottle o' rum ;)

[tipper75]

We're going to need a bigger boat, and more coolers to hold 50 bottles:D

[Secret]

Bigger boat !!
I have 50 holds with 50 men per hold in 1 part o' the forec'stle. Opposite side we can reside the same but the load can increase by 1 fold. So in that all said, I can keep the same speed by ten but minus the injured, so give us ya booze you orrible lot and we surely will carry the lot, so you see, i can see with meself add as one we can indeed reach a hold 51 :)
No maths involved, it a rhyme silly lol !
..and more to come !

[dalveen]

Ooops I might of drank one but ......(runs to shop).......52

[tipper75]

Add the poop deck, will easily make 53 :D
^$%# woman

[Secret]

I bet there's 54 of you to clean up after too lol

Especially after the rum that makes ya run hehe !

[funja]

55 uhh lol

[dalveen]

The ^$%# woman has now got 56
(I had 54 but had to run to shop again)

[Secret]

57..
Sawwy :$

[tipper75]

My dinghy can hold way more than 58 empties. :rofl-smilie: dalveen & Secret

[funja]

59 i think you guys have had enough :P

[dalveen]

Hic! What!! 59

[Secret]

61..
You can *hic* trwy geet themz azz dry lubserlwand..*hehe*. reguawiwwlily ven Tipper lol

[tipper75]

62. Y'all got some editing to do :rofl-smilie:

[Secret]

63..
I let myself momentarily lapse into the moment *hic* won't happen *uhg* again, probably... hope not... lol

Sober now ..promise...hehehehe :D

[funja]

64 i guess im a minor at an adult party lol
:alc:

[tipper75]

65, do any of you want to take a serious run at 234? Beer, rum or not? I know it is late for you.

funja!

[funja]

what? 66

[Secret]

67..
234...lets go..quick as we can ?

[funja]

the highst score here which i was part of :D
68

[dalveen]

69...

To be truthful tipper I can't believe the mods won't see this post until 234. The might let it run that far but they will see it.

[Secret]

70.
Lets change gear then !

[tipper75]

71. dalveen, unless Escape wakes up, they have not been around all day. We have done it before:)

[funja]

72.

[tipper75]

73.

[Secret]

74..

[tipper75]

75.

[Secret]

76..

[tipper75]

77.

[Secret]

78..

[tipper75]

79..

[Secret]

80..

[funja]

81.

[tipper75]

82.

[Secret]

83..

[tipper75]

84. My cooler is getting low:(

[Secret]

85..

[tipper75]

86.

[Secret]

87..
Please, help yourself ;)

[tipper75]

88.

[Secret]

89.
Am I rushing ?

[tipper75]

90 no. Ive been hit with the fifteen second foul way too many times :D

[Secret]

91..
Good good

[dalveen]

92..

[Secret]

93..

[tipper75]

94.

[funja]

95.

[dalveen]

96..

[RBS]

Whoa, that is quite enough.

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Edit: Reading back I should have just let you go . Looks like you were having a nice party in here.

[tipper75]

Okay, I surrender. I am looking for a for one good nights sleep. Even if it is in the pokey.

Read back, you will LYAO.

[Secret]

2..
Yeah RBS....Spoil sport :)

[tipper75]

3 :night:

[Secret]

4..
We try again lol

[Yvonne]

5
Too bad that you didn't make it...We should have started earlier...:P

[tipper75]

6, oh my throbbing head :sick2:

[Yvonne]

7
:haha: you shouldn't drink so much if you can't handle it...

[tipper75]

8 :haha:

[RBS]

Now we know why he is tipper.

(and all this time I figured he was generous to waitstaff :))

ZERO

[Yvonne]

1..

[tipper75]

2 :haha: I have been reprimanded by the Expense Police for over tipping :D

[Secret]

3..
Hi :)

[tipper75]

4, :hello2u:

[Secret]

5..
How is we peeps tonight?

[tipper75]

6, getting sleepy, it has been a long Monday.

[Secret]

7..
Was it a heavy one at work ?

[OneBun]

Yes... I did tamp back over on aaallllll those posts. :elephant: I go a couple days & things run a muck in here.... & where's all the rum?


Appears there's Zero left. :haha:

[tipper75]

Oh, dear from " A Boat Who Wouldn't Float", If a bottle of rum is placed on the table, it must be opened. An open bottle of rum, must be finished. There is not one left.

[Chocbubbles]

2...:$

[tipper75]

3..G'Morning Choc. :)

[RBS]

Good Morning everyone, what's for breakfast?

Ummmm, giant donut building.

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc77/gummbypal/big-donut-inglewood-7.jpg

[Yvonne]

Yummi donuts, can I have four please?


(missing a number in your post, only see a giant donut, so I just keep on counting :haha:)

[Secret]

5..
Lol Yvonne, I like it :)

[Yvonne]

6
Hi Pirate...I like it too....:Dbut I think that RBS won't...:P

[Secret]

7..
You're probably right ;)

[RBS]

Oh fiddlesticks, you got me. ZERO!

Ceiling cat, keep an eye on Yvonne. She is trouble today.

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc77/gummbypal/boo-1.jpg