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Lausco
07-10-2009, 00:41:09
Ok so this isn't technically a game I suppose.. but here we go.
A picture is posted of a ridiculous invention and it is then open for discussion until someone finds an even more ridiculous invention.

And to begin...

http://img518.imageshack.us/img518/571/scarfdorkb40edc2ry5.jpg

EscapeGirl
07-10-2009, 01:41:51
Since this isn't exactly a game, I've gone ahead and moved this thread here to the creativity subforum. ;) Looks like a good idea! :D

And what a ridiculous thing that is that you posted. :haha:

Lausco
07-10-2009, 01:49:40
Thank you :hug2: I was looking around for the right place to post it but I couldn't make my mind up :D

I know, though it would definitely help you with your monkey situation lol. I just love the fact that despite the invention being terrible, they made three different types!!!!!!

EscapeGirl
07-10-2009, 01:50:32
I know!! And talk about tunnel vision! :haha:

RBS
07-10-2009, 01:55:22
How am I supposed to eat and play GH with that thing on? On the other hand I could hide a subway sandwich and nobody would know.

Lausco
07-10-2009, 01:56:05
:rofl-smilie: I can just see models walking up and down the catwalk wearing these................... and falling off! lol

RBS
07-10-2009, 01:59:32
the dude in the middle looks like if he were to let that thing go it would snap back and pop him good in the nose.

funja
07-10-2009, 02:06:02
do u seriously need to hide what your doing that bad serious lol

Lausco
07-10-2009, 02:06:12
:rofl-smilie: Hahahahahah I actually have laughter tears lol that vision was too funny lol

Funja - Do you think the MI5 use them lol :haha:

The guy on the end seems to have a special all in one coat!
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Ok I have found another one...
http://i549.photobucket.com/albums/ii371/scottie7275/kleenex-head-dispenser.jpg

nigec
07-10-2009, 10:22:14
While your wearing the top thingy you just need on of these babies!
http://www.ubergizmo.com/photos/2008/11/big-monkey-slipper.jpg
Its heated and everything!
Its a good idea to take it off before you try and walk tho :D

Lausco
07-10-2009, 11:37:53
:haha: yes or hop but then the tunnel mask will pull the computer off the desk and all your toilet roll will unravel lol :D

RBS
07-10-2009, 18:35:55
http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc77/gummbypal/11761.jpg

nigec
07-10-2009, 19:22:18
Do people actually buy these things?
The pickle.. ok I can see the novelty aspect.. the others, I suspect the people who buy those also have a collection of tin foil hats to stop the aliens reading their minds lol

Then we have GM's answer to cleaning up the earth...
http://angry.syncweekly.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/puma1.jpg


I can think of a few captions to what the woman would saying to the guy

RBS
07-10-2009, 20:41:31
like maybe.."C'mon let's pop a wheelie in this bad boy"

donaud
07-10-2009, 20:44:09
With no side windows for rainy days, that glass top must just be for bird poop protection.

..."C'mon let's pop a wheelie in this bad boy"

"Can't. The jerk designers put in that wheelie bar in back"

RBS
07-10-2009, 20:46:46
or a sneeze guard barrier for impolite gawkers...shoo...get away...no salad here.

donaud
07-10-2009, 20:48:52
Ha ha ha.

"The battery is a little low, Sweetie. Otherwise we would leave those walkers in our dust."

RBS
07-10-2009, 20:49:41
"no worries, I've got a spare tire on my keychain"

donaud
07-10-2009, 20:51:39
"we're almost out of carrot juice-fuel. See any farmer's markets around?"

RBS
07-10-2009, 20:53:26
"do these seat belts make us look nerdy?"

donaud
07-10-2009, 20:54:42
"they said that after a little practice,
we could take the training wheels off the front and back.

THEN, we won't look so nerdy."

RBS
07-10-2009, 20:57:00
"that little diagram in the front shows you how to pack this in your suitcase"

donaud
07-10-2009, 20:57:25
"These roll bars were a great idea honey. They make me feel so much safer."

RBS
07-10-2009, 20:59:13
"wanna sneak into a movie? Not a drive-in, a real one."

donaud
07-10-2009, 21:02:04
"This is SUCH a chick-magnet... that girl is totally checking you out."

"Seriously? If I look, will I get busted?"

RBS
07-10-2009, 21:17:59
"the inventors must have had a sense of humor, they included a horn beep beep"

nigec
07-10-2009, 21:20:38
"seriously dude, where your car?"

or

" if this is an extension to your ego... you must have serious problems!"

RBS
07-10-2009, 21:21:34
Oh my, nigec goes for the slam dunk...good one

nigec
07-10-2009, 21:46:46
thanks.. I can think of a few others but .. lol
I think Lausco is going to give me a slap, this has gone slighty off topic!

donaud
07-10-2009, 21:50:13
Actually, this is EXACTLY how it's supposed to run :)

A photo should stay up long enough for a flurry of comments before another picture is posted.

Mistery
07-10-2009, 22:01:17
How about this one? Cockroach swatter slippers :P

http://h.imagehost.org/0288/cockroach-swatting-slippers.jpg (http://h.imagehost.org/view/0288/cockroach-swatting-slippers)

nigec
07-10-2009, 22:07:35
My wife would need a 6 foot extension on the end of the slipper before she'd go anywhere near a roach!
A hen pecked husband would have a perfect alibi if he just happened to stand on one of those handles as she was going down the stairs....

Mistery
07-10-2009, 22:12:53
Lol :haha:
I think I couldn't walk wearing them, and would end up in hospital :P :haha:

nigec
07-10-2009, 22:39:55
http://lh3.ggpht.com/_dlkAw43cLC0/SZvqw2vwv_I/AAAAAAAADTQ/O3CYbb64qwg/s400/30-Worlds-Strangest-Inventions-umbrella-shoes.jpg

I never go out without these :D

Mistery
07-10-2009, 22:40:40
Lol, I didn't know you were wearing high heels :rofl-smilie: :P

nigec
07-10-2009, 22:47:34
Only on days with a "Y" in them :P I go thro quite a lot tho, the heels melt on the bikes exhaust lol ;)

Mistery
07-10-2009, 22:51:01
ROFL :rofl-smilie:

nigec
07-10-2009, 22:57:47
Aren't you glad you came back?! :D ;) .. I thought maybe the humans had abducted you or even worse you'd built a comunication device frome all these weird inventions! <puts on his best ET voice> "Mystery Fone HOOOMEEE" :D

edit OMG you can buy some of these things on Amazon!
Shower mic anyone?
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/images/B001E1SXV2/ref=dp_image_0?ie=UTF8&s=miscellaneous

Mistery
07-10-2009, 23:04:16
I'm very happy to be back :D
Lol, it could happen that I get abducted by humans one day :haha: :P
I could try to build a communication device for next time, lol.
Awww, that sounds very authentic. :D *Phones home* :haha:


Another interesting invention:

"The friend (or partner) who offers to scratch your back is a friend (or partner) indeed. Except it all goes horribly wrong when they just can't seem to locate the maddening itch. For those who are fed up of saying, 'left a bit... up a bit... right a bit... damn!' comes a very special T-shirt, complete with Battleships style, itch-locater grid. The scratchee is also equipped with a hand-held miniature corresponding grid-map, for accurate communication. So when the scratcher says, 'I'm scratching F5, ' the scratchee can say, 'try G7'."

http://h.imagehost.org/0304/backscra.jpg (http://h.imagehost.org/view/0304/backscra)


EDIT
Just have seen your edit, when is your birthday? :haha:

nigec
07-10-2009, 23:14:56
In 20 days!! :D


Love the Tee shirt! can I have one of those too? :D

Mistery
07-10-2009, 23:20:10
Really, that's very soon :D
If you're good, you can :haha:

nigec
07-10-2009, 23:24:04
I'm always good :D <uncross's his fingers>

have you noticed, in the picture the person scratching, isn't scratching on the right spot lol

Mistery
07-10-2009, 23:30:46
Lol, yes the scratcher needs to be able to read simple diagrams :haha:

donaud
07-10-2009, 23:44:07
"Try G7"

"You sank my Battleship !"
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I hope for the inventor's sake, these pictures are not part of his marketing tools.

The guy on the bottom looks like he has a huge hand-head !!

EscapeGirl
07-11-2009, 00:01:46
Don't touch B4!!! It tickles!!

Lausco
07-11-2009, 00:11:53
:rofl-smilie: hahaha sooo funny reading all that lol

A7 would actually get me :rofl-smilie:

I would also like to add that the Amazon shower guy is REALLY going for it lol :haha:

RBS
07-11-2009, 03:19:28
T-shirt wearer: "F 17 please"

Scratcher: "You're on your own dude, I'm outta here"

EscapeGirl
07-11-2009, 07:40:24
Apparently designed to keep your hair outta your food. :P

http://gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/03/japanese_invention_12wtmk.jpg

Lausco
07-11-2009, 10:06:34
Wow lol that is a great fashion accessory! But :hmm: if that is the case... Why does she have her hair styled so its away from her face:?

nigec
07-11-2009, 10:50:08
She's saying...
"I maybe look stupid but suddenly I've learn how to use chopsticks!"

Lausco
07-11-2009, 10:52:45
:haha: She is trying to get closer to nature by looking like a flower lol

RBS
07-11-2009, 14:24:10
It's a splash guard. When a big chunk-a-meat falls off into the broth...no wait it would still scald your face. What was I thinking...hmm. Its pretty worthless.

Mistery
07-11-2009, 17:05:11
Eardryer for 69 £ (about 112 $) only :P

http://h.imagehost.org/0558/eardryer.jpg (http://h.imagehost.org/view/0558/eardryer)

donaud
07-11-2009, 20:35:23
Does that noodle-guard really have to go up over the eyes !!?

I suppose if you are starving AND in a big hurry, things could get kinda messy.

RBS
07-11-2009, 23:07:22
Eardryer: but wait there's more....for another $69.99 we will send you a language pack model that will whisper sweet nothings in your ear. Pefect for those lonely weekends.

donaud
07-11-2009, 23:09:23
I totally need one of those... my ears are SOAKING WET !!

RBS
07-11-2009, 23:11:12
Tired of drying just one ear at a time....order now and we will double the offer and send not one but two eardryers. Dry yours ears today in STEREO.

donaud
07-11-2009, 23:40:45
I still use the previous Ear Dryer model... Kleenex.

Mistery
07-11-2009, 23:59:15
ROFL RBS & donaud :haha:

Lausco
07-12-2009, 00:40:28
:rofl-smilie:

Wow they really worked hard at thinking up a name for it.. dryear

RBS
07-12-2009, 00:43:06
Paris Hilton endorses the DryEar..."Yes I do Mr. Announcer Person, it works much better than putting my head in the clothes dryer...get the DryEar...it's hot!"

Lausco
07-12-2009, 00:48:37
Not too hot though I hope otherwise it will be the burnear ouch! :P

RBS
07-12-2009, 00:55:03
Britney Spears endorses the DryEar "I love it. At first I thought it was my cell phone and I like talked for 20 minutes. My ear was never dryer...it really works."

Lausco
07-12-2009, 01:18:38
Oh RBS so funny haha I could actually hear her saying that lol :haha:

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:-eU8I-tdvImTEM:http://mistupid.com/pictures/images/invhat.jpg

For when you don't want to look like an idiot when you fall asleep on the train!

Mistery
07-12-2009, 01:38:15
Lol, I have seen that already, but I'm wondering if you won't just *slide down* when you fall asleep :? I mean it must keep your head pretty tight, lol. And then you come to work with a huge headache :P

Lausco
07-12-2009, 01:45:26
:haha: ...and gorgeous hat hair lol

RBS
07-12-2009, 03:14:18
Sleeping on the train? Uh, lady your stop was 7 stations ago. WAKE UP!

nigec
07-12-2009, 09:55:01
little does she know, but someone has already stolen her handbag, laptop, cell phone and stuffed he skirt into her pants!

Lausco
07-12-2009, 13:03:43
Be funny :evilSMILE: to lift it up slightly and then let it flick back down on her head lol then run!! hehehe

Another..
http://fanja86.files.wordpress.com/2007/09/chindogu_sleevewindow.jpg

Or you could move your sleeve!! :?

donaud
07-13-2009, 22:20:08
So, we should assume that "designer" Trina Lefevre has an entire LINE of longsleeve clothing ?

Or is this jacket just for those special time-telling occasions ?

Lausco
07-13-2009, 23:27:49
I think that for summer time she has made a range of tops which have shorter sleeves.. I believe she has called them "tee-shirts" :D

donaud
07-13-2009, 23:50:17
Do you have to wear your watch way up near your arm pit in the summer time, so it fits under the short sleeve 'window' ?

Lausco
07-14-2009, 00:25:07
:rofl-smilie: Yes she is doing a range of those as well!

Mcakkay
07-14-2009, 00:47:03
http://activerain.com/image_store/uploads/3/9/5/1/2/ar117563405021593.jpg

or

http://www.comic-freaks.com/images/stories/funny-invencions/inventions%20(Custom).jpg

Crimsonthread
07-14-2009, 04:19:03
Along the same lines...
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/12/11/wrong-toilets.jpg

"The TwoDaLoo is billed as the world's first toilet two people can use ... at the exact same time. It brings couples closer together and conserves our water supply all with one flush. The TwoDaLoo features two side-by-side toilet seats with a modest privacy wall in between. An upgraded version includes a seven inch LCD television and iPod docking station. "

RBS
07-14-2009, 04:42:07
Going back to the lady who designed the window watch sleeve...her line of pants for men who still carry a pocket watch around the beltline ran into some legal troubles. No men were allowed near schools to pick up their kids.

Is that a bullhorn? (the green computer toilet room) Trying to figure out why that is in there?

funja
07-14-2009, 04:57:17
bullhorn well if your out of toilet paper :) HEYYYYY HEYYY GET ME SOME TOILET PAPER HEYYYYY............i knew this bullhorn was a great idea and you all laughed at me now you will all bow down to my ingenious HEYYY ARE YOU GETTING MY TOILET PAPER what does it take to get a good family these days gosh

RBS
07-14-2009, 05:01:00
:rofl-smilie: hysterical funja

donaud
07-14-2009, 05:30:03
(the green computer toilet room)

Trying to figure out why ANYTHING is there !!

I see the beer tapper refrigerator, WITH a cup of coffee on it !

RBS
07-14-2009, 05:31:07
Now let's have a look at Crimson's TwoDaLoo. OMB where to start? :D

"I was all alone in there last night, where were you? I want a divorce now."

donaud
07-14-2009, 07:14:41
Nothing says "I Love You" like having explosive diarrhea with a co-pilot.

_ _ _

Saw this on SNL actually. If you haven't seen it, watch this video !

http://www.hulu.com/watch/61322/saturday-night-live-the-love-toilet

.

Lausco
07-14-2009, 08:40:36
:rofl-smilie: :rofl-smilie: Well this thread has certainly woken me up this morning!!

Green room - Is that an exercise bike!!? For when your legs go dead???

donaud
07-14-2009, 09:01:14
Is that GRASS on the seat ??!!

How do you mow it ?

Lausco
07-14-2009, 09:22:48
:haha: Aww poor grass!! The smell might make it wither and die :haha:

Donaud video is hilarious :haha: The link wouldn't work for me because I am in the UK. For those outside USA here is the love toilet video :D
http://video.yahoo.com/watch/23920/1229171

Crimsonthread
07-14-2009, 12:12:28
Nothing says "I Love You" like having explosive diarrhea with a co-pilot.

_ _ _

Saw this on SNL actually. If you haven't seen it, watch this video !

http://www.hulu.com/watch/61322/saturday-night-live-the-love-toilet

.

Yes... apparently, a company took this idea to heart. The TwoDaLoo costs $1400 and has a minimum order of 12.

http://www.wiserep.com/productDetails.php?id=5769

Lausco
07-14-2009, 12:32:40
:rofl-smilie: One is bad enough but 12!! :haha: How did they even come up with that number! 24 of the company members held a board meeting.. On the loos?

I like this in the product description: "with a modest privacy wall in between" - There is still no way that you can get away from the fact that you are ON THE TOILET!!

Also do you know what I don't get.. How many times would you need the toilet at the same time as your partner ...It's not really something you can into sync!

donaud
07-14-2009, 15:29:29
Your partner doesn't necessarily have to "go". He or she could just BE there with you... for moral support !

RBS
07-14-2009, 17:49:34
Of course we all have that one relative who would be over at the holidays who would inevitably go in and come back out to ask "Hey, which one is for 1 and which is for 2?...Har Har Har"

Edit: Oh darn, I just realized in my family that relative would be me

Lausco
07-14-2009, 18:17:04
:rofl-smilie: Ba bum bum sheesh lol :haha:
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What??? I can't hear you.... Hold on I'll just...

http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/purpleslinky/2008/04/01/135363_8.jpg Aahhh Thats better!

funja
07-16-2009, 05:54:19
for the hard of hearing and if you are hungry you can make pasta :) or maybe drums lol make everyone else deaf. lol people could walk next to you and look at their selves :P

Lausco
07-16-2009, 10:05:44
:rofl-smilie: funja!!

Perhaps it could be used to accentuate the powers of "Dryear"!

ForeverJoseph
07-20-2009, 19:33:20
Now where is that remote?....

http://geekologie.com/2007/02/remote-head.jpg

Here it is!

RBS
07-20-2009, 19:45:24
Haha, good one party4ever. Geez could they have made that strap any tighter? Must be for the serious TV viewer who doesn't want any conversation in the room. He certainly cannot talk because his jaws are snapped shut by that torture device.

donaud
07-20-2009, 19:57:06
If you had hair like the model in the inset, would you even need this device ??

Looks like natural Velcro to me :D

RBS
07-20-2009, 20:59:28
When and if you ever do decide to get out of the house where do you leave this facial jockstrap?

donaud
07-20-2009, 21:07:33
RBS, i could be wrong but, i think those styrofoam heads are the holders for them. You just keep the head on the coffee table.

Also guessing you have a choice of hair style.

RBS
07-20-2009, 21:41:29
I think you are right. I was really running with the notion of wearing that thing.

Now it doesn't seem quite as ridiculous.

donaud
07-20-2009, 23:06:19
I don't think I'd need one of these for home use, what with the universal remote and all...

But, for the CAR ? Now that would come in handy; for garage door opener, cell phone, and even CD cases, if those could be attached.

RBS
07-20-2009, 23:28:39
..and you could use the 2 person HOV lane.

Lausco
07-21-2009, 16:51:03
:haha: Just looked it up and it is supposed to be worn LOL!! Really you could attach anything to it.. Just velcro everything! You could even have a pack of biscuits handy for when you fancy nibbles! Who needs tables!

donaud
07-21-2009, 17:42:07
EDIT: (as I think I was misunderstood) I meant that the styro-head, which would tastefully sit on your coffee table, is where you "store" the ingenious device when you leave the home.

But, come to think of it, why would you even take this off ?? Perfect for keys, wallet, cell phone, grocery list... when you are out-and-about. This way, too, you could maintain the (obviously comfortable) shape to your head.

Lausco
07-21-2009, 18:14:44
:rofl-smilie: :rofl-smilie: Yes and you could humph or nod instead of talking.. Or just learn sign language after all you will always have your hands free!

RBS
07-21-2009, 18:30:29
wear it with a beard attached and go into your bank. You will probably get ALOT of quick attention.

donaud
07-21-2009, 18:37:36
NICE !! And if the beard is Velcro too... that much more storage area !

Lausco
07-21-2009, 18:58:55
:haha: @RBS would velcro chickens stick on there do you think?? :P

LOL Might as well do it properly and just get a (matching) velcro outfit!! :haha:

RBS
07-21-2009, 19:33:58
Not sure the velcro world would work. You get home after "bumping into" some of your friends. Now you have half their stuff stuck to you, they have yours and nobody has the correct remote.

Lausco
07-22-2009, 09:41:11
:haha:LOL and fluff (not marshmallow) would be all over!!

http://67.199.7.46/_media/imgs/articles2/a96721_a471_bad-breath.jpg

This is a bad breath detector - Why not use another invention.. A mint!!

donaud
07-22-2009, 09:45:46
Well... 10 points for "discreet".

What IS that, Nicholas Cage... the pull-out faucet from your kitchen sink taped to a plastic party cup ?

Lausco
07-22-2009, 10:05:22
:rofl-smilie: I whink that any guy that I would date would have to have more than flowers if I spotted him with that contraption lol!! Where is he going to put it when he is done???? :hmm: Yet another use for the remote head thing lol :hmm:

donaud
07-22-2009, 17:19:57
Is he blowing out or sucking in ??

Lausco
07-22-2009, 17:51:25
:haha: I don't know, maybe he doesn't know lol, he looks like he is about to collapse!

Is it me or does he have very peculiar eyebrows!:?

Mistery
07-22-2009, 17:52:43
You shouldn't do that with your shower. Make sure you don't mix up those two :P

ForeverJoseph
07-22-2009, 19:07:09
have a touch screen phone? tired of stupid smudges?? try this product!!!:

http://www.geekologie.com/2007/10/23/phone-fingers.jpg

Protect your phone screen and cut off all circulation to your digits! PERFECT!

donaud
07-23-2009, 02:10:25
People PAY for this ? I just dip my hand in ink, and I get the same desired effect.

Never done my thumb though... that just looks plain stupid.

RBS
07-23-2009, 02:35:03
Kids if you text in class your fingers will rot off

donaud
07-23-2009, 02:46:15
But, how do you keep the back of your phone all shiny ?

Ah ha !! Attach phone to headband.

Lausco
07-23-2009, 09:13:03
Yes it is far better than just wearing gloves and far less incovenient.. The bad breath guy has probably also got very sweaty palms. Would be great for him!

ForeverJoseph
07-24-2009, 19:31:42
http://www.designboom.com/history/useless/10.jpg

....no comment...

donaud
08-06-2009, 19:59:00
The fact that the inventor wrote "STICK TYPE" on it gets me. The mere shape of the product should be sufficient to discern it from ALL the other butter types you keep in stock, no ?

Who knows... maybe he/she has an entire LINE of butter "types"; "ball type", "sheet type", "pour-on type", "suppository type"... (?)

RBS
08-06-2009, 20:32:30
"Dude...your kids sure got fat all of a sudden....what are those popsicles they keep eating in front of the TV?"

Lausco
08-09-2009, 19:17:36
:hmm: It.. just.. won't.. stick... "Muuuuum, this glue is rubbish!!!!"

donaud
08-14-2009, 15:02:41
Ha ha ha !!

"... I guess I'll have to STAPLE my bacon onto my toast."

Lausco
08-14-2009, 15:26:46
:haha: mmm yummy!! Haha

Okay a new one.. For when you want to carry escape round lol :P

http://i926.photobucket.com/albums/ad104/Lausco/catcarrier.jpg

RBS
08-14-2009, 18:54:50
The next day it became a backpack for the schoolkids. Just like every other one sold. NO CAT will go anywhere in that. Even the cat in the photo is about to go batcat on that unsuspecting model.

donaud
08-14-2009, 21:58:09
And the front is mesh, so you can easily see when the cat has soiled itself (which would be about 3 1/2 minutes for MY cat in that thing).

* * *

Maybe it's not a carrier at all. What if this woman is actually pregnant with a cat ? And, this is a shot of her giving birth ??!!

Wow... one point to genetic science.

RBS
09-30-2009, 16:14:22
http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc77/gummbypal/hi380405.jpg

99% UV protection? In my world we call that shade.

donaud
09-30-2009, 16:21:53
Ha ha ha !!

"...features a full 20 cm. droop..."

RBS
09-30-2009, 16:55:34
Models needed to show off new hat, no modeling experience required

donaud
09-30-2009, 18:48:06
Is that Sally Field, as The Flying Nun, in the lower right inset ?

RBS
09-30-2009, 18:53:12
Could be but definitely the idea for Kenny from South Park cartoons. OMG, they killed her.

donaud
09-30-2009, 19:16:54
OH, and look ! It received a 3 red/yellow check mark rating...

must really be a good hat.

RBS
09-30-2009, 19:23:28
Its actually made from J Lo's bubble butt denim shorts.

donaud
10-01-2009, 18:35:24
Here's a classy little idea:

http://a.imagehost.org/0940/dispenser.jpg (http://a.imagehost.org/view/0940/dispenser)

RBS
10-01-2009, 19:15:37
Gross! What comes out of the other nostril, pancake syrup?

donaud
10-01-2009, 19:36:58
Ha ha ha !!

Well, if you are like me, and eat your hot breakfast in the shower, that would be handy.

Actually, several of these lined up on the kitchen wall, for condiments, is a GREAT idea to boost sales.

http://a.imagehost.org/0277/dispenser.jpg (http://a.imagehost.org/view/0277/dispenser)

RBS
10-06-2009, 17:40:29
You know what is odd...for soap I thought it was gross.

But for food I actually like it a lot. Why not eat and laugh? I want one for hotdogs and pancakes!

holcat27
10-06-2009, 19:21:27
Wow... that tissue paper on the head thing ROCKS!
And the first one...:laughSMILE:
Deary me.
I have made my OWN invention, actually. It's a woolly nose warmer. You know how your nose is always the first part of you to get cold? Well, you just hook the woolly handles over your ears and .... VIOLA! Warm and toasty nose!
Comes in a variety of colours.
And for a limited time only: PIG SNOUT NOSE WARMERS!

RBS
11-05-2009, 18:55:54
Hot noodles are no match for me. I outsmarted them.

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc77/gummbypal/japanese-noodle-fan-thumb.jpg

EscapeGirl
11-05-2009, 19:36:21
WARNING: Do not allow fan to come in contact with any liquid or damp foods as electrocution may occur, and possibly death.

Enjoy your meal.

RBS
11-05-2009, 19:38:17
If you experience abdominal pains after a meal check your chopsticks to see if you swallowed fan while slurping.

EscapeGirl
11-05-2009, 19:44:25
Always be careful when using batteries near your food as they may leak battery acid into your meal. Keep TUMS on hand.

RBS
11-05-2009, 19:46:17
Nobody seated to your left appreciates the HIGH setting. We suggest low or medium.

EscapeGirl
11-05-2009, 20:07:54
:haha:!

Do not use fans to cool face - you'll poke your eye out.

RBS
11-05-2009, 20:32:20
Not responsible for cold noodles. Even we don't think it works that great.

donaud
11-05-2009, 21:34:39
I like how they artfully disguised the battery compartment.

RBS
11-05-2009, 22:03:03
Warning: Do not get noodles caught in fanblades. If you do people tend to look at you as if you were silly.

EscapeGirl
11-05-2009, 22:20:24
People won't, however, think you're silly simply for using this innovative invention! :P

RBS
11-05-2009, 22:40:21
Do not share with other people at table. It is impolite to pass the wind around.

Adventure
11-05-2009, 23:34:25
It's also a great triceps work out for beginners!!

donaud
11-05-2009, 23:42:25
This guy is smart ~ he's got a back-up right there on the table, in case his primary malfunctions.

He musta been a Bloy Sclout.

RBS
11-06-2009, 18:31:42
Anybody got a playing card to put in the spokes, that would make this really cool.

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc77/gummbypal/112217.jpg

EscapeGirl
11-06-2009, 19:41:02
Can you move that pebble from the street? I really don't want to fall from this bike...

RBS
11-06-2009, 19:50:50
*Luke, you've turned off your targeting computer.

"I'm OK, I'm going in. Hang on R2" *vroom vroom

donaud
11-06-2009, 19:56:59
"Let's see... how can I make this whole display just a little weirder?

I know! I'll wear my red tights, cape, and superhero/devil cap."

RBS
11-06-2009, 20:00:25
If they fall you catch them

No, you catch them

I caught them last time

We will all catch them

Lets watch them splat.

OK, OK, OK, OK, OK, OK

donaud
11-06-2009, 20:02:17
If those guys weren't running toward the camera - with the opposing peddlers, I'd assume this bike was standing dead still.

RBS
11-06-2009, 20:04:17
Good thing I was wearing my lightning rods. That last power cable came close.

donaud
11-06-2009, 20:06:49
What... no banana seat on that bad-boy ?

EscapeGirl
11-06-2009, 20:17:59
We go this way! *peddles harder*
No! This way! *peddles harder the other way*
No, no no!!! My way!

*amused crowd watches.*

donaud
11-06-2009, 20:23:56
(guys running)

"C'mon, you've had it for 10 minutes already... it's OUR turn, really-large-bike hogs !"

RBS
11-06-2009, 20:28:15
Man invented the wheel 10,000 years ago maties. Look how far we've come. Huzzah!

donaud
11-06-2009, 20:29:32
"Whew... I can't believe we made it through the question mark-shaped road back there"

RBS
11-07-2009, 06:18:13
O, I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK. No wait this has been done.

Reggie we are not even close to being lumberjacks what were you thinking.

donaud
11-07-2009, 14:22:17
"Luk" is right... you'll need it.

http://i.imagehost.org/0907/t.jpg (http://i.imagehost.org/view/0907/t)

* * *

btw RBS... I don't think a card in THOSE spokes will cut it... I think you'll need a cafeteria tray.

.

donaud
11-10-2009, 15:40:15
http://i.imagehost.org/0183/sofa-cum-pool-table-2.jpg (http://i.imagehost.org/view/0183/sofa-cum-pool-table-2)

old biker
11-10-2009, 15:53:29
and where is that good for ?
aaah its a pool table :haha:

RBS
11-10-2009, 15:56:02
You get a better chance to find a quarter to put in the slot to release the balls.

Edit: 6 ball in the lower left corner pocket, no wait, all the balls in the lower left corner pocket.

donaud
11-10-2009, 15:58:56
...no wait, all the balls in the lower left corner pocket.

Ha ha ha !!

RBS
11-10-2009, 16:04:30
"Jimmy Bob! Come prop up the lower left pocket for Daddy!"

"Aww shucks Dad I am playing Atari"

"Git in here NOW and prop up the deluxe sofa pool table"

donaud
11-10-2009, 16:07:12
"...playing Atari standing up, 'cuz you are hogging the couch."

RBS
11-10-2009, 16:10:52
Jimmy Bob "The dang table wouldn't be broke if Mama would stop dancing on it"

"Shut up Jimmy Bob that how we pay for this stuff from Montgomery Wards"

donaud
11-10-2009, 17:14:34
Either it takes 3 grown men to flip up, or it has a sweet plywood substrate !

RBS
11-10-2009, 17:20:29
Who would buy this? The lonely gal or the cheating guy?

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc77/gummbypal/si13.jpg

donaud
11-10-2009, 17:33:00
If I were a gal, I'd have a really hard time deciding what color shirt to pick.

Wonder why this one settled on blue (?)

old biker
11-10-2009, 17:50:06
what do you think of this
an umbrella with internet

donaud
11-10-2009, 17:52:55
Can't use it indoors, or you will receive bad lucks !

old biker
11-10-2009, 17:53:51
more funny stuff
http://totallyabsurd.com/archive.htm

RBS
11-10-2009, 18:02:59
I can see what the weather forecast is today. I wish I was smart enough to use this information.

old biker
11-10-2009, 18:06:52
??? really ?
i can see that too ,but on another site :D

EscapeGirl
11-10-2009, 18:58:39
In reply to the internet umbrella...

"Suuuuuuuurfing in the rain!!!" *sings*

RBS
11-10-2009, 19:09:40
♪♫ I"m singing in the rain just checking my stocks in the rain ♪♫ Ooo umbrella stocks are up in the rain and I'm happy again ♪♫ Just watch me singing in the raaaa-in. ♪♫

old biker
11-10-2009, 22:18:40
playing escape games 24H/ 24H ...(only when it rains,witch means in belgium ...24 on 24) :haha:

ForeverJoseph
11-12-2009, 00:48:00
how do you click the mouse??

doglover
11-12-2009, 23:29:56
What mouse?

EscapeGirl
11-13-2009, 00:23:03
I think he's talking about the fact that it's the internet on an umbrella, but no PC mouse. ;)