Noob Sayings

[Freakshow59]

Have you ever been in that situation where you're playing a online game and you come across a noob (newbie) that just says something to you or something really ovibous? Or, you're posting in the forum and you come across something completely random by a new poster? Well, here's a place where all the times you either got P.O'ed or was rofl can be shared. Sometimes, a laugh to us is at the noob's expense, right?

[MEGADOOMER]

noobs are freaky

yeah they think there mega cool by saying

teh 1337 ThreD teh 0wnz All uBern22 pE0ple in teh w0rld

lol noobs are freaks

and there was this guy that said once I TALK IN ALL CAPS BUT YOU TPYE IN ALL GAY

* all mispeeling were left in place

[Hollandgirl]

teh 1337 ThreD teh 0wnz All uBern22 pE0ple in teh w0rld --> translation please?? i can get this far (i think): the ... thread (?) the owns all .... people in the world

[MEGADOOMER]

translation *the cool thread that owns all the uberness people in the world*

[Hollandgirl]

what does uberness mean?

[MEGADOOMER]

its like its way cool heres a harder one

Teh supah ub3rn3ss z0mb33 k1ll1ng gun 7h4t k1lls 4ll z0mb33z 1n t3h w0rld!!

[Hollandgirl]

i know what you're saying haha : the super uberness zombee killing gun that kills all zombees in the world

but we're getting offtopic, let's get on with the noob sayings

[MEGADOOMER]

damn you but noobs say that

[Freakshow59]

XD Ok. . .

I was playing a game where your fame is as big as your lvl

Anyway, I'm playing and I look at 2 character lvls, both 10 and this is how the conversation goes:

Me: lol noobs

Noob 2: You're the noob

Me: rofl, you got to be kidding me, you're lvl 10 and I'm 18

Noob 1: Ya, you a noob

Me: Right, lol I overpower you

Noob 2: No, I do

Me: rofl rofl, right, I have the power to defame you and you dont

Noob 1:. . .

Noob 1: And your point is?

[Hollandgirl]

haha !! *what does rofl mean?*

[Mistery]

Rolling On (The) Floor Laughing

[Hollandgirl]

hahah funny

[Freakshow59]

I have another one from the game I play

A noob drops all his stuff, weapons and clothes, someone else picks them up

Not even a minute later "Can I have a weapon?" He's lvl 6 and minimum lvl of the ppl around him is 13.

[MEGADOOMER]

thats just sad

[Freakshow59]

Doesn't anyone else have something to add?