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Maniac
07-18-2006, 11:20:59
Has it ever happened with you,that u said something really funny that could have been printed on T-shirts??
Well this is the thread to post them on.

Ok ill write my One-liner.

I hate intelligent people..they make me realise how st :apl: upid i am.

doglover
07-18-2006, 11:31:48
Well... A stupid person would make you feel like you're stupid too. But an intelligent person would never do that...an intelligent person would make you feel like you need to study a bit more...don't you think?

But...Your one-liner is GREAT! I would love to a T-shirt with that written!!! lol

Maniac
07-18-2006, 11:35:36
Oh well,atleast i thought it was funny.lol
What about u,dont u have ny funny one-liner?

doglover
07-18-2006, 11:37:38
Hum...not really! But I loved your one-liner!!!

Maniac
07-18-2006, 11:39:55
Oh thanks,u made my day.lol

Freakshow59
07-18-2006, 15:16:26
When you're in some unfamilar place and the ppl give you weird looks, here's the perfect one-liner:

I'm Just Here!

doglover
07-18-2006, 15:20:27
Save the world, kill yourself...HAHA

Maniac
07-18-2006, 16:28:30
Wow,nice ones...

Or how about,,, i was born intelligent but education ruined me!!!

doglover
07-19-2006, 12:39:35
lololol

Jess
07-19-2006, 17:56:08
My dad and little brother taped this the back of my shirt one day

I'm talking and I can't shut up!

FYI I talk alot

Freakshow59
07-19-2006, 18:53:35
Poor you

If you're a heavy-duty, straight up nerd, here's a definite for you:

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(Wanna see everyday words and sentences in leet? Check out Newgrounds 1337 translator! http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/279548)

Jess
07-20-2006, 01:55:37
what the heck

Maniac
07-20-2006, 13:18:03
Man,this guy sure writes weird things,lol.
But they make sense if u see thm properly.

Freakshow59
07-20-2006, 13:59:55
Its called leet/1337 I do have translations :P

Maniac
07-20-2006, 14:06:59
Man,that things is cool.
But we can only change some words from leet back to english,so not much use right now,is it?

Freakshow59
07-20-2006, 14:29:39
Not really, unless you really know 1337/leet that well

Maniac
07-20-2006, 14:39:42
Yea im beginning to understand,k.
Now back to one liners,,and dude dont put em in leet plz.

Freakshow59
07-20-2006, 14:42:20
Lol, alrighty then

If life was fair, I and you wouldn't be alive

Maniac
07-20-2006, 14:47:09
lol,it should be like,

if life was fair,only i and you would be alive.lolol

Freakshow59
07-20-2006, 15:51:17
I have another one

I'm so hungry, I'm about to get all Fear Factor up in here! (Picture of trash at bottom)

Eternal Becky
07-20-2006, 21:02:51
Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over!!!

How is that?

Freakshow59
07-20-2006, 22:59:37
Lol

If Mexicans ruled the world:

They'd make us mow their lawns (picture)

Make us sneak over the border (picture)

Make us get Green Cards (picture)

Maniac
07-21-2006, 15:26:54
Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over!!!

How is that?


hey,i think i heard that one in constantine...
It was a great movie and that was a great line.

Hollandgirl
07-29-2006, 11:13:13
Hmm I have a lot of those but they won't make any sense to you they're only fun for me nd my friends.. Like this one, we were watching soccer (World Championship) nd my sis has a pair of pants that are kinda large so she says: If they score, I'm gonna sit in my pants!

Maniac
09-10-2006, 00:30:27
I just thought of it.
"I am so bored,im gonna make a line thats funny enough to be printed on T-Shirts."

EscapeGirl
09-10-2006, 00:43:19
If people were meant to pop out of bed in the morning, we'd all sleep in toasters!

@ Maniac - I'd buy a shirt with that on it! LOL :P

Maniac
09-10-2006, 00:49:33
looooooooooooolz./

that would be 1$99.

Slimy Jim
09-10-2006, 08:55:58
Here's one:

If God wanted us to be nudists, we would have been born naked.

Maniac
09-10-2006, 15:55:52
God= Kid.
You=Anthill.
Me=Magnifying glass.

the dunce
09-10-2006, 16:35:02
lol hmmm.....got one

667 the neighbor of the beast

Maniac
09-10-2006, 17:03:20
lolz.

the dunce
09-10-2006, 17:26:10
lol

murph_3
09-10-2006, 18:44:32
cookies...the other food group!!!

bread
09-10-2006, 18:46:43
they are aren't they

OneBun
09-10-2006, 20:45:03
here is a religious one that Bread might like.

"man should not live by bread alone..." (Bible: Matthew 4:4... if ya don't believe me) :haha:

EscapeGirl
09-11-2006, 00:06:56
Energizer Bunny arrested and charged with battery.

Adventure
09-11-2006, 00:19:54
here is a religious one that Bread might like.

"man should not live by bread alone..." (Bible: Matthew 4:4... if ya don't believe me) :haha:

LOL. :haha:

Darknight
09-11-2006, 16:51:40
I would buy a shirt if it said Spear Britney!

EscapeGirl
09-11-2006, 18:16:11
I would buy a shirt if it said Spear Britney!
I LOVE that one!!! LOL

dazedncrazed
09-12-2006, 00:36:26
My little bro asked me the other day...
"If a fly had no wings would it be called a walk?"
yeah I know silly, but it cracked me up!!

the dunce
09-12-2006, 01:02:22
i thought of a funny t shirt on the front it says ciggarettes killed my father and on the back it says ...and raped my mother

Maniac
09-13-2006, 14:54:38
lolz^^^^^
Lolz,i make weird one liners.
How about ,," To be or not to be, is not the question".

Darknight
09-21-2006, 16:28:43
One of my fav - Will work for Beer-

murph_3
09-22-2006, 09:42:26
my friend had on a shirt that said...
i may be fat...but your ugly...
and i can loose weight!!!

Maniac
09-22-2006, 09:54:43
hyuk hyuk hyuk,

Darknight
09-26-2006, 16:08:20
I want to die peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather, not screaming, terrified, like his passengers

EscapeGirl
09-29-2006, 04:26:03
@ Darknight....Lol!!

Adventure
09-29-2006, 05:54:08
Save the world, kill yourself...HAHA

LOL! :haha: I was saying that when I was a teen. :P

No kidding! :wink:

Maniac
09-29-2006, 06:35:24
When u smile,i remember that man was an ape b4.
Now dont get angry,because that makes me think that man is still an ape.

EscapeGirl
09-29-2006, 06:49:22
Ha Ha Ha!! :p

wirodeu
09-30-2006, 14:58:48
Always remember your unique,
Just like anyone else
And
You can't have everything,
Where would you put it in?

Adventure
10-01-2006, 02:32:01
LOL! I love dry humor. :haha:

wirodeu
10-01-2006, 12:56:20
A long one,
"Politics is made up of two words: "Poli," which is Greek for "many," and "tics," which are bloodsucking insects."
And
"I haven't slept for ten days, 'cause that would be too long." '
And
Work is for people who don't know how to fish
And
Three things happen when you get old. First your memory goes, then... um... um...

Darknight
10-03-2006, 16:20:40
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory
and
I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
and
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried
and
There's too much blood in my caffeine system.

EscapeGirl
10-03-2006, 18:50:59
@ Darknight....You crack me up!! ROFL!!! :D

Darknight
10-03-2006, 19:43:51
Don't LOL!!!!

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

GTgirl
10-03-2006, 23:05:32
2, 4, 6, 8
Who do we appericiate?
8, 4, 6, 2
We're gonna zap the brains, too.

Darknight
10-05-2006, 15:24:02
how about
I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing!

wirodeu
10-05-2006, 15:32:19
Rofl!
Sooo funny! (Both)

Slynge dk
10-09-2006, 23:21:41
Ok, let me give this a try:



I dont think. Therefore I am not.

Or:

Nanotechnology is going to be huge.

Or:

I drink to make people interesting.

doglover
10-09-2006, 23:23:39
:haha: Those are so funny :D

Lilliputt
10-09-2006, 23:25:09
:haha: I think they are hilarious!! Thanx Slynge! :D

Darknight
10-10-2006, 14:21:11
day without sunshine is like, night.

Slynge dk
10-10-2006, 23:01:27
Here are a few more:



When you're a one man band, nobody gets hurt.

Or:

Interesting. No wait, the other thing: tedious.

Or what about:

Do not look into laser with remaining eye.


Love, Slynge.

Mistery
10-10-2006, 23:02:31
Lol, Slynge :haha:

Slynge dk
10-10-2006, 23:04:32
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you

Acelightning
10-11-2006, 21:22:09
mine is ' if practice makes perfect and nobody is perfect then its a stupid idea 2 practice'

darknessinferno
10-11-2006, 21:54:33
ok i got one its also my sig

ur brain broke my stupidity

Strongbull
05-30-2008, 04:48:39
" i came, i saw, I've had enough."
*pic of a monkey in a bank and one as a secretary* monkey busness!
!rorrim a si feil , dear nac uoy fi (If you can read life is a mirror)
The killer robot may pursuaid you
the salad is dressing do not disturb

New1000
05-30-2008, 14:15:19
Front: Get back to the classics...
Back: ...You lazy new bum!

Above Picture: Forget work im gone fishin'! *Cartoon Picture of guy in boat fishing with a beer in his hand* Below Picture: *"Joecartoon" Logo*

*Picture of dog smoking and staring* Are you looking at me bub?

Front: I dont need to be drunk...
Back Top: ...I got monkeys to do that!
*Cartoon Picture of guy with drunken monkeys with beers*
Back Bottom: *"JoeCartoon" Logo*

(2 Joecartoon shirts and 2 funny shirts)

Edit: This ones from someones Avatar. do you know who?

"Life Is Short, Play Naked."

Edit2: The Avatar was from Ravensd.

Edit3: heres one i got from a mars bar:
"You don't need brains, just luck."

pratik732006
10-18-2008, 20:45:49
Am i evil if i killed a Ant :)

Jones
10-18-2008, 20:49:28
"You shouldn't talk; it makes you sound stupid." :haha:

pratik732006
10-18-2008, 20:58:16
:haha:


If u speak lies u wont e called a liar :D

funja
10-18-2008, 21:34:42
I talk loud because it makes me sound like I know what I am talking about:P

LovelyUndeadVam
10-18-2008, 21:40:47
Life's hard so you better wear a helmet. (:P)

hotrodboy
05-07-2009, 17:21:32
Life is a highway. Make the world better. Take an exit :evilSMILE:

RBS
05-07-2009, 18:25:40
Stewie: ♪♫ *singing "You've Got a Friend" ♫♪
Brian: Who sings that?
Stewie: James Taylor
Brian: Let's keep it that way

Hitman
05-07-2009, 21:01:19
LOL :haha:

Here are some nice ones:

I dream of a day where chickens can cross the road without their motives questioned!

Girls are like phones. They love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

MichMorgan
08-27-2009, 04:52:20
Here is mine:

Your Rules Don't Apply To Me

RBS
08-27-2009, 14:37:20
http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc77/gummbypal/56px-Fermata_svg.png I'm a fermata...hold me.

Clank
08-27-2009, 21:41:37
:lol: ^^^^^^

I dunno about your cake but my cake is GORGEOUS!

(had that one for a while :D)

linkinpark333
10-30-2009, 00:10:41
ive seen this on somebodys shirt

I've lost my number can i have yours?

oh my dad has this on a t-shirt

i dont suffer from delusions i enjoy them

EscapeGirl
10-30-2009, 00:16:36
LOL! :haha: Those are great. I love the delusions one. :P

linkinpark333
10-30-2009, 00:41:02
thnxs
do u have any

zillah0625
03-20-2012, 16:56:52
patience is a virtue but time is gold :)

Jeffrozat
10-09-2017, 22:14:32
kevin smith movies have great dialouge.


arnie has some funny one liners.