3 word story

[Jess]

to destroy the

[bread]

who killed him

[BeanMan3]

and threw him

[Jess]

in a big

[bread]

chicken coop that

[Jess]

was filled with

[bread]

Chicken Poop That

[Jess]

was covered with

[bread]

chicken poop made

[Spacechild399]

by chickens that

[Quizomatic]

was eaten by

[Spacechild399]

a big onion!!
(there are a lot of onions in this story)

[bread]

that's an onion

[Quizomatic]

and has onion'y

[Spacechild399]

onion like legs

[Quizomatic]

with onion'y feet

[Spacechild399]

and onion'y toes

[Quizomatic]

and onion'y toe-nails!

[Spacechild399]

that smell like

[Quizomatic]

onions and celery

[Spacechild399]

and more onions!

[Quizomatic]

with onion'y onions

[bread]

onion'y onion juices

[Quizomatic]

smoothered with onions

[Mistery]

Okay, can we leave the onions aside and continue a story that makes more sense? Thanks :-)

[Quizomatic]

Once upon a

[Mistery]

time there was

[Quizomatic]

a small man

[Mistery]

in a small

[Quizomatic]

shoe with other

[Mistery]

small beings. They

[Quizomatic]

all lived happily

[Mistery]

until one day

[Quizomatic]

the big cheese

[bread]

licked the orb

[Quizomatic]

of confusion. Suddenly

[bread]

he was confused

[Quizomatic]

and fell over

[bread]

onto the snake

[Quizomatic]

and he died.

[bread]

the end but

[Spacechild399]

he was reincarnated

[Jess]

what does that mean

[bread]

3 words jess

[Quizomatic]

( reincarnated means reborn ill start from spacechilds post- he was reincarnated)

when he ate

[bread]

the onion tree

[Quizomatic]

which then fell

[bread]

to the ground

[Quizomatic]

, killing half the

[bread]

carrots of equador

[Quizomatic]

squishing them into

[Spacechild399]

some onions! They

[bread]

of golden proportions

[Mistery]

I already told you to stop with the onions...

[Spacechild399]

sorry, i may have missed that

[bread]

me too sorry:(

[Quizomatic]

( of golden proportion )

which killed off

[bread]

the megaman toy

[Quizomatic]

with 17 action-phrases

[Caleythia]

and robotic punch

[Jimmy]

that could penetrate

[Maniac]

a very large

[Jimmy]

fart that lingured

[Nayna]

up his nostrils

[Hollandgirl]

and showed me

[pineOCfan]

a rather nasty

[Hollandgirl]

but still funny

[pineOCfan]

light pink coloured

[Hollandgirl]

box with a

[pineOCfan]

white gold lock

[Maniac]

and a big

[pineOCfan]

big plain object

[Nayna]

sitting just inside

[pineOCfan]

a large corner

[GTgirl]

covered in green

[Mistery]

leaves and white

[Hollandgirl]

flowers with matching

[pineOCfan]

ribbons, and stunning

[Nayna]

big eyes, like

[Jimmy]

bulbous tennis balls.

[Hollandgirl]

So when he

[Jimmy]

discovered that his

[Hollandgirl]

house was being

[Mistery]

turned around, he

[Nayna]

jumped from his

[Mistery]

seat and shouted

[BeanMan3]

Get Lost Everyone!

[Nayna]

you all make

[Quizomatic]

me sick! Get

[Nayna]

out of your

[Mistery]

destructive phase and

[Quizomatic]

get me a

[Mistery]

chocolate cake because

[Quizomatic]

I forget to

[Mistery]

buy one for

[Quizomatic]

my mother. She

[doglover]

is sick and

[Quizomatic]

needs chocolate cake

[doglover]

to get better

[Quizomatic]

of her rickets

[bread]

beacuase the cake

[Quizomatic]

cured her rickets

[pineOCfan]

. Due to her

[Quizomatic]

lack of sleep

[Jess]

she lied to

[Hollandgirl]

her mother and

[Nayna]

without realizing that

[Spacechild399]

her mother knew

[Hollandgirl]

who she was

[Jimmy]

she cut off

[Hollandgirl]

her arm and

[Adventure]

her eye lashes because

[Hollandgirl]

she hated them

[Adventure]

and she didn't

[Hollandgirl]

want to lose

[Jimmy]

her marbles because

[Adventure]

they were ugly

[Jimmy]

and were against

[Adventure]

the rules of

[Jimmy]

the highway code

[Adventure]

of the great

[Jimmy]

and ever powerful

[Hollandgirl]

speeddating man named

[Adventure]

nightingale which sings (Hi hollandgirl. You posted quicker, lol)

[Hollandgirl]

like jamie cullum

[Jimmy]

whos caught his

[Adventure]

virus inside his

[Hollandgirl]

jacket with a

[Jimmy]

zip that looked

[Adventure]

like a snake

[Freakshow59]

but it had

[Adventure]

a tiny wing

[Jimmy]

which only measured

[Adventure]

the cuckoo clock of

[Jimmy]

mr. franz doodlebrokinger

[Adventure]

which was a

[Quizomatic]

ancient chinese art

[Adventure]

in the bottom

[Jimmy]

of the pitfalls

[Quizomatic]

of mount etna

[Adventure]

in the deepness

[Quizomatic]

of its hole ( that sounds so bad hahahaha :| )

[Adventure]

the bunny said

[Quizomatic]

" Geez a carrot

[Jimmy]

you slimey piece

[Quizomatic]

of cold poo"

[Adventure]

yuk nibble nibble... (lol)

[Jimmy]

he ate it.

[Adventure]

And then he

[Quizomatic]

made a little

[Adventure]

jumb around the

[Quizomatic]

roundabout. A car

[Jimmy]

with no wheels

[Quizomatic]

came floating along

[shizzamX]

through a window

[Jimmy]

of my mind

[Quizomatic]

into an empty

[Jimmy]

black hole where

[Quizomatic]

my brain should

[Jimmy]

melt under immense

[Quizomatic]

heat from your

[Jimmy]

intense thinking about

[Quizomatic]

hot, naked, lovely

[Jimmy]

spread legged sweaty

[Quizomatic]

pigeon poop. Then

[Jimmy]

my left arm

[Quizomatic]

felt a large

[Jimmy]

lump under my

[Quizomatic]

big round right

[shizzamX]

armpit and it

[Quizomatic]

felt like chicken

[Freakshow59]

and tasted like

[Hollandgirl]

a delicious piece

[Mistery]

of ananas. Unfortunately

[Spacechild399]

it also tasted

[Mistery]

like a worm.

[Jess]

Only monkeys could

[BeanMan3]

destroy the worm

[Jess]

taste so that

[BeanMan3]

it was never

[Jimmy]

heard from again.

[Darknight]

Until that day

[Freakshow59]

a strange thing

[Quizomatic]

called Freakshow54 appaeared

[Darknight]

in a red

[BeanMan3]

big zombie suit

[Darknight]

with a big

[Quizomatic]

toe shaped helmet

[Darknight]

On His Head.

[Quizomatic]

covered in tomatoes

[Jimmy]

was a huge

[Darknight]

square shaped pimple

[Jimmy]

that funnily resembled

[Darknight]

a rubics cube

[Jimmy]

which wasent completed

[Darknight]

so i called

[Mistery]

Rubic and asked

[Jimmy]

him if he

[Mistery]

could explain me

[Darknight]

the meaning of

[Mistery]

life. He smiled

[Darknight]

and just said

[Mistery]

cubes. So simple

[Darknight]

i thought i

[Quizomatic]

would pass out

[Darknight]

from the smell

[Quizomatic]

of my own

[Darknight]

krusty old nasty

[Quizomatic]

armpit sweat. I

[Darknight]

couldn't get my

[Freakshow59]

carrots and potatoes

[GTgirl]

which were really

[Quizomatic]

smelly and gross

[Darknight]

so i ate

[Quizomatic]

it and died.

[Darknight]

Here's a story

[Mistery]

of my next

[Freakshow59]

adventure into Mistery's

[Mistery]

brain (remember??? LOL). It was

[Quizomatic]

very small and ( he he, your brain is small hehe just kidding lol )

[Mistery]

had side-effects:

[Quizomatic]

studiness, laziness and

[Darknight]

long pink hair

[Quizomatic]

with dangly braids

[Darknight]

like a girl.

[Quizomatic]

A very ugly

[Darknight]

ugly ugly ugly

[Quizomatic]

girl called bread ( hehe just kidding lol :) )

[Darknight]

and butter. It

[Quizomatic]

tasted very good :)

[Darknight]

hair and all.

[Quizomatic]

Bread screamed from

[Darknight]

the bottom of

[Freakshow59]

a piece of

[Darknight]

corn floated to

[BeanMan3]

some toilet paper

[Jimmy]

which had bright

[BeanMan3]

lights.The corn

[bread]

joined my forum
VVVV

[Darknight]

to learn about

[BeanMan3]

bread and friends.

[Jimmy]

the way hedgehogs

[Darknight]

learn about there

[Darknight]

sisters. Then they

[bread]

died and became

[Darknight]

smelly and rotten

[wirodeu]

fish jelly beans.

[bread]

out of the

[wirodeu]

hell of satan

[bread]

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