3 word story

[EscapeGirl]

scared everyone who

[Sandbox]

believed in Santa

[EscapeGirl]

and his elves.

[grigtho]

I just saw

[EscapeGirl]

a flying elephant

[grigtho]

and really amazed

[Hitman]

me but it

[grigtho]

was a dream.

[Hitman]

Soon he woke

[grigtho]

up and went

[Hitman]

to the fridge

[grigtho]

to eat sth

[Hitman]

sandwich he left

[grigtho]

one piece of

[Hitman]

it. But the

[grigtho]

door suddenly opened

[Hitman]

and his girlfriend

[grigtho]

came in really

[Hitman]

upset about his

[grigtho]

really sad face

[Hitman]

and short legs

[Sandbox]

with no shins

[smallishbear]

and bright purple

[EscapeGirl]

ribbons in his

[jenni.p123]

socks because he

[EscapeGirl]

thought it cool. :P

[jenni.p123]

But to the

[EscapeGirl]

others, he looked

[Sandbox]

like Paris Hilton

[grigtho]

when is socked

[EscapeGirl]

in the eye. :evil:

[grigtho]

I fell asleep

[EscapeGirl]

while at work

[grigtho]

not so weird

[EscapeGirl]

thing, was that

[grigtho]

a dream I

[EscapeGirl]

had that was

[grigtho]

a girl that

[Sandbox]

rode a broom

[RBS]

while texting friends

[Skellisin]

and eating corndogs

[jenni.p123]

. The dream was

[Skellisin]

under water in

[RBS]

a Pixar movie

[Skellisin]

:haha: :D :P :wink:

a strange sound

[RBS]

a whale sound

[jenni.p123]

came from a

[RBS]

pale male whale

[Skellisin]

and his son

[RBS]

moby dick junior

[Iva]

. Meanwhile in the

[jenni.p123]

FST monsters eye

[Iva]

a fly was

[jenni.p123]

stuck in between

[Iva]

the upper and

[jenni.p123]

the lower eyelashes

[Iva]

thus irritating the

[Hitman]

FSTmonster, but she

[jenni.p123]

got smooches from

[Iva]

the fly, so :P

[jenni.p123]

she was sick. :P

[Iva]

Mistery quickly got

[jenni.p123]

the ice because

[Iva]

that is always

[jenni.p123]

the best idea

[Iva]

when someone gets

[jenni.p123]

a case of

[Iva]

fly-smooch-disease

[jenni.p123]

. This was rare (...i wonder why :P)

[Iva]

:haha:
but it does

[jenni.p123]

occur in over

[Iva]

(Occur in over ??? :? ;) )

(over)ly smoochy Jenni's :P

[jenni.p123]

(it could have been occur in over 10 people :haha:)

. But they like

[Iva]

(Oh, right :shy: )
to be smooched

[jenni.p123]

(LOL :haha:)
by jenni, who

[Iva]

is very eager :P

[jenni.p123]

for smooches because (:haha:)

[Iva]

she thinks that

[jenni.p123]

lots of smooches

[Iva]

is the only

[Skellisin]

lipstick and gloss

[grigtho]

have in my

[Skellisin]

book. That was

[Sandbox]

squished between pages

[EscapeGirl]

and smeared across

[Sandbox]

my upper lip

[EscapeGirl]

so I looked

[Sandbox]

very beautiful when

[EscapeGirl]

I met the

[grigtho]

strange man at

[EscapeGirl]

at the market.

[grigtho]

I asked him

[EscapeGirl]

what he thought

[grigtho]

and he answered

[EscapeGirl]

"You look funny."

[grigtho]

I asked "why?"

[EscapeGirl]

He said that

[grigtho]

I am so

[EscapeGirl]

silly wearing lipstick

[grigtho]

with too red

[EscapeGirl]

a color on

[grigtho]

my small lips

[EscapeGirl]

under my big

[grigtho]

red nose which

[EscapeGirl]

sticks out like

[grigtho]

a very big

[EscapeGirl]

wart. (:P) Then he

[grigtho]

told me that

[Iva]

he liked the

[Ravensd]

hat I wore

[Iva]

and asked me

[Ravensd]

to slap a

[EscapeGirl]

chicken, but I

[Iva]

would rather slap

[someguy]

a sheep so

[Iva]

he wasn't pleased

[someguy]

and shot me

[Iva]

with a banana

[Skellisin]

he slipped and

[Ravensd]

broke his arm

[grigtho]

and his leg

[Iva]

, but he could

[grigtho]

walk to the

[Iva]

bus stop where

[grigtho]

a friend was

[Iva]

dancing around in

[grigtho]

the corner of

[Iva]

the big building

[grigtho]

and suddenly he

[Iva]

stopped and threw

[grigtho]

the small paper

[Iva]

airplane at the

[Ravensd]

sleeping officer sitting

[grigtho]

in his small

[Skellisin]

suite. The man

[Hitman]

got really angry

[Ravensd]

and bit off

[Hitman]

his hand really

[Skellisin]

Slowly. He knawed

[Ravensd]

the bone like

[grigtho]

it was the

[Iva]

only thing he

[grigtho]

could do but

[Iva]

he forgot about

[grigtho]

his date at

[Iva]

dracula's mansion in

[grigtho]

the next road

[Iva]

where he was

[grigtho]

not there but

[Iva]

somebody else was

[grigtho]

looking at him

[Iva]

through pink glasses

[grigtho]

and very big

[Iva]

binoculars that could

[grigtho]

use for the

[Iva]

observation of green

[grigtho]

strange thing in

[Ravensd]

your pocket. He

[grigtho]

started to run

[Ravensd]

but tripped on

[jenni.p123]

his untied shoelace.

[someguy]

and fell on

[jenni.p123]

the ground. He

[Skellisin]

got up and

[someguy]

he started bleeding.

[Skellisin]

Chocolate pudding poured

[jenni.p123]

from his knee (LOL :P)

[RBS]

The children rejoiced

[grigtho]

at the good

[RBS]

fellow with Jello

[grigtho]

and then they

[RBS]

all got tummyaches

[grigtho]

and decided to

[RBS]

go home. Meanwhile

[grigtho]

they stopped at

[RBS]

Graceland. Elvis was

[grigtho]

the only one

[Ravensd]

eating peanut butter

[jenni.p123]

and jelly at

[grigtho]

the kitchen and

[someguy]

then it exploded.

[grigtho]

After that they

[Ravensd]

went swimming in

[Iva]

the honey river

[grigtho]

which was far

[Ravensd]

from any normal

[RBS]

forest. Pooh Bear

[Ravensd]

came with a

[RBS]

jar as big

[Ravensd]

as his head.

[Iva]

The friend of

[grigtho]

his mom was

[someguy]

a huge monster

[grigtho]

but unfortunately she

[Ravensd]

was missing her

[Mistery]

basket and went

[Ravensd]

to the market

[Mistery]

to buy one.

[Ravensd]

There was none

[Mistery]

that was big
(:haha:)

[jenni.p123]

enough for her.

[Brimful-Asha]

to lit up.

[Ravensd]

She ran to

[RBS]

flocks of seagulls

[Ravensd]

on the sand

[RBS]

The tide came

[Mistery]

and the seagulls

[Ravensd]

pecked her eyes

[Mistery]

but fortunately she

[jack]

had on glasses.

[Mistery]

She then decided

[Ravensd]

to eat cow

[jack]

tails and drink

[Mistery]

carrot rum with

[jack]

a lime slice.

[grigtho]

After that she

[Ravensd]

fell down a

[grigtho]

few steps but

[ShiningStar]

then found a

[grigtho]

a cute cat

[jenni.p123]

. The cat was

[SuzyE730]

actually a pirate

[jenni.p123]

named Suzy, it

[SuzyE730]

(:bis:)

thought he was

[grigtho]

a dog but

[EscapeGirl]

dogs don't look

[grigtho]

like cats so

[Mistery]

Suzy was confused.

[grigtho]

So she decided

[Mistery]

to visit a

[grigtho]

new pirate boat

[Mistery]

and ask if

[grigtho]

she can make

[EscapeGirl]

a new one.

[grigtho]

The man answered

[EscapeGirl]

"No way!" Suzy

[Mistery]

got angry and

[grigtho]

left from the

[Mistery]

ship. She went

[grigtho]

to the nearest

[Mistery]

pirate shop and

[jack]

purchased a large

[Mistery]

parrot and a

[grigtho]

really huge hat

[Mistery]

with skulls on

[grigtho]

it but then

[jack]

put them back.

[Mistery]

She decided to

[jack]

leave the shop

[grigtho]

and go back