3 word story

[Carmit]

but they did

[CornishMaid]

have spare parts

[Carmit]

of a certian

[CornishMaid]

celebrity who i

[Carmit]

fell in love

[CornishMaid]

with and then

[Carmit]

he was ALIVE!!

[gh1]

It scared the

[CornishMaid]

receptionist who was

[gh1]

ontop of the

[Rima]

the Floor which

[shootermagavin]

had no acceptable

[kaankanat]

and it start

[Darknight]

making people talk

[linkinpark333]

about why the

[gh1]

pizzas cheese was

[Nunu]

moldy but the

[gh1]

animals running after

[Clank]

the goat went

[gh1]

around his belly

[Clank]

and then around

[linkinpark333]

(what the lol)

and around his

[gh1]

locked keyhole magnet

[RBS]

Suddenly he saw

[Mistery]

a huge cave

[RBS]

with a sign

[Clank]

that specifically said

[linkinpark333]

do not enter

[Clank]

and then he

[1234567]

ate canned beans

[Mistery]

in the cave.

[1234567]

where he danced

[Mistery]

like crazy. Suddenly

[1234567]

his wife came

[Mistery]

with a cake

[RBS]

of soap. She

[Mistery]

told him to

[RBS]

watch his language

[Mistery]

because some guests

[RBS]

were leaving. One

[Mistery]

of them however

[RBS]

refused to leave

[Clank]

from the cave.

[linkinpark333]

The reason why

[Clank]

she didnt leave

[linkinpark333]

was because she

[RBS]

was in love

[Clank]

with a man

[RBS]

who looked like

[linkinpark333]

a big hairy

[RBS]

caveman. He spoke

[linkinpark333]

a lot of

[RBS]

articulate Queen's English

[linkinpark333]

and told her

[RBS]

about the magic

[linkinpark333]

trick that he

[flagalstan]

once had preformed

[RBS]

causing a lawsuit

[linkinpark333]

when he accidently

[RBS]

sawed a lady

[linkinpark333]

in nothing but

[RBS]

? I meant sawed a lady. As in sawing a lady in half. Did you take it as saw a lady in nothing but something she was wearing?

Anyway lets start another story:

High above Gamershood

[Chocbubbles]

floating in a

[linkinpark333]

big tube of

(sry about that RBS i didnt see the ed)

[Clank]

:/ ummm.....

toothpaste. There was

[linkinpark333]

a huge amount

[RBS]

of movie stars

[linkinpark333]

in there because

(this is getting more random each post lol)

[RBS]

they smiled pretty?

[linkinpark333]

????

ok then...

The movie stars

[RBS]

needed work. They

[Clank]

wanted to star

[linkinpark333]

in a movie

[RBS]

about gamershood members.

[linkinpark333]

It was called

[RBS]

Goonies and Loonies.

[linkinpark333]

The reason why

[ForeverJoseph]

was because they

[RBS]

were tired of

[Adventure]

normal people who

[RBS]

never LOL'd or

[linkinpark333]

never had played

[RBS]

room escapes. Hollywood

[linkinpark333]

gave these members

[RBS]

free spa treatments

[linkinpark333]

for their suffering

lol

[RBS]

Nobody imagined linkinpark333

[linkinpark333]

or RBS would

[pepr_mintz]

live from the

[Yorick]

exotic dressing room

[ShiningStar]

that was full

[don_taras]

of narwhals. But

[RBS]

fortunately RBS had

[Chocbubbles]

some sort of

[RBS]

marine animal repellent.

[don_taras]

And because of

[RBS]

recent major earthquakes

[Chocbubbles]

he was able

[RBS]

summon Aquaman to

[Chocbubbles]

gloriously defeat the

[point click man]

narwhales and then

[Chocbubbles]

fight off another

[RBS]

heartburn attack. Meanwhile....,

[Yvonne]

the narwhales were

[Chocbubbles]

busy planning a

[RBS]

DeathStar, but underwater

[Yvonne]

the Aquaman was

[Adventure]

(Planning a Deathstar.. :hmm:)


in a canyon

[RBS]

building a dam

[Chocbubbles]

which was not

[RBS]

sturdy. It let

[Yvonne]

water coming through

[RBS]

electrocuting frogs. Meanwhile

[Chocbubbles]

in a distant

[Yvonne]

there was a

[RBS]

sound of buzzing

[tipper75]

of bees with

[Kira699]

knee high boots

[RBS]

and peoplehive hairdos.

[tipper75]

Not to be

[RBS]

outdone the birds

[tipper75]

formed a new

[Yvonne]

alliance with the

[donaud]

sinister bat cat

[tipper75]

to go up

[donaud]

yonder in the

[tipper75]

clear blue sky

[donaud]

o'er the clouds

[Yvonne]

into the stars.

[donaud]

CRASH... into stars :(

[tipper75]

poor bat cat

[donaud]

fly cat, fly

[tipper75]

away far, then

[RBS]

lick your wounds

[Yvonne]

so you can

[OneBun]

get back up

[Yvonne]

and go to

[RBS]

your karate dojo.

http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc77/gummbypal/dojo.jpg

[Chocbubbles]

When you are

[Yvonne]

ready and able

[tipper75]

to fly again

[RBS]

with new wingpaws

[tipper75]

that have retractable

[kikki_243]

claws, you must

[Yvonne]

look real close

[RBS]

to see the

[Yvonne]

retractable claws but

[tipper75]

they were retracted.

[Yvonne]

So now they

[tipper75]

can't hurt you.

[Yvonne]

The bat cat

[RBS]

got fleas from

[Yvonne]

the bad cat

[kikki_243]

and had to

[RBS]

stop dating him.

[Yvonne]

It was sad

[RBS]

because she really

[kikki_243]

was stalking the

[Yvonne]

bad cat and

[RBS]

never knew about

[kikki_243]

the horrible fact

[RBS]

he was really

[kikki_243]

a kiwi bird.

[tipper75]

The flea-bitten kiwi

[RBS]

deserved getting dumped

[Yvonne]

allthough he was

[RBS]

quite handsome and

[Yvonne]

a good catch.

[tipper75]

So now he

[Yvonne]

had to find

[tipper75]

somebody else to

[Yvonne]

give his fleas.

[Chocbubbles]

After many long

[RBS]

nights searching e-singles.com

[tipper75]

he discovered a

[kikki_243]

platypus that prophesied

[Yvonne]

that he was

[kikki_243]

going to find

[RBS]

evidence proving that

[kikki_243]

the Earth was

[RBS]

shrinking and soon

[kikki_243]

would implode. The

[RBS]

fleas would survive

[kikki_243]

by escaping in

[tipper75]

an alien tin

[kikki_243]

and would meet

[RBS]

the stranded spacemanatee.

[Yvonne]

The spacemanatee was

[RBS]

inside Big Dipper

[kikki_243]

looking for its

[Yvonne]

way back to

[kikki_243]

the Little Dipper.

[Yvonne]

He floated across

[Chocbubbles]

many kilometres of

[RBS]

foul smelling gas

[Yvonne]

until he saw

[RBS]

a space Wal-Mart.

[tipper75]

Where he bought

[donaud]

a green harmonica

[tipper75]

and played Dixie.

[Yvonne]

He played until

[RBS]

he bumped into

[donaud]

the karate kid

[Yvonne]

and they went

[kikki_243]

into the sunset.

[Yvonne]

When they left

[kikki_243]

they found an

[krisdone]

abominable snowman footprint

[Yvonne]

and they started

[krisdone]

screaming at the

[kikki_243]

stars because they

[Yvonne]

were anxious about

[RBS]

stars being moderators

[Yvonne]

who could banned

[RBS]

bad harmonica players

[kikki_243]

and trolls that

[Yvonne]

are screaming at

[donaud]

little gnomes, who

[Yvonne]

can't do anything

[donaud]

without their pesky

[Yvonne]

big brother watching

[tipper75]

from over head.

[donaud]

So on went

[tipper75]

the harmonica player

[Yvonne]

and his friend

[tipper75]

hand in hand,

[Yvonne]

to go find

[RBS]

shampoo and conditioner

[Yvonne]

because they really

[RBS]

like shiny hair

[donaud]

on their cats.

[Mairdread]

they also bought

[Yvonne]

a comb and

[Mairdread]

a straightning iron


(is this correct english??)

[Yvonne]

to make sure

[Mairdread]

that the hair

[Yvonne]

of their cats

[Mairdread]

wont frizz or

[tipper75]

fall out. After

[RBS]

eating tuna they

[tipper75]

smelled terrible, and

[Yvonne]

went on to

[tipper75]

take another shower

[Yvonne]

After the shower

[donaud]

they were hungry

[tipper75]

, but not for

[Yvonne]

some random food.

[donaud]

They really craved

[RBS]

broccoli cheese casserole

[Yvonne]

with mashed potatoes