3 things you can do with...

[Darknight]

1 cover yourself with one in an "Adam and Eve-ish"way :D
2. throw it in the air ansd say "fly be free"
3. Be dumb, write something lame on it, and stick it on your forehead :haha:

a straw

[EscapeGirl]

#3 LOL, Darknight!! :haha:

1. Drink drinks with it.
2. If your young, make spit wads and use it to spit them at people. :S
3. Poke coworkers with it. ;)

paper bag

[Eternal Becky]

~ Hide your face in it.
~ Decorate it.
~ Make a paper bag puppet

A light bulb

[EscapeGirl]

1. Hold it over your head, and like a dork, say, "I have a bright idea!"
2. Put it in a lamp
3. Replace it when it burns out.

A caterpillar

[Eternal Becky]

Off Topic ~ Hold it over your head, and like a dork, say, "I have a bright idea!"
Ahh hahaha :haha::haha:
Thats a good one Escape. Do you mean something like this http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_12_13.gif

[EscapeGirl]

@ Becky.....yup!! :haha: :haha: LOL! :D

[Darknight]

Da Bug or da tractor ~ I'll do da bug

1. put it in a jar and wait for it to cacoon and become Adventure
2. put it in your flower bed so it can eat the bad bugs
3. Count is feet :D

the letter Z

[dazedncrazed]

1. Add it to a ebra and get a Zebra!
2. Add two to a pia and get a Pizza!
3. Take them away from fizz and get flat cola :P

Mouldy Cheese

[Darknight]

1. take it out of the fridge and glue it to paper and call it a science project
2. cut off the mold and eat the rest :D
3. Make penicillin

a Multi-tasker :P

[dazedncrazed]

lol

1. Give it loads of jobs to do
2. Admire how good they are at multi-tasking
3. watch them have a breakdown due to too much multi-tasking

Plutonium

[Darknight]

1. Get 1.25 Gigawatts of electricity from it
2. Steal it from the Lebanon's and get chased
3. Power a deloreon time machine

A walk-man

[RedLetterDay]

Walkman:

1. Keep yourself, and anyone around you, occupied or annoyed.
2. Suicide device, as you can almost kill yourself when the cord tangles around your legs/arms while jogging.
3. Use it as a paperweight, because after it gets ripped off of you when it got tangled in your legs/arms and smashed into the ground it can no longer perform operation #1.

A vacuum cleaner

[Darknight]

1. Clean the floor with it
2. take it apart and break it
3. through it out because it don't suck :D

A Bottle opener

[RedLetterDay]

1. Open bottles!
2. Try and conduct electricity, however not after consuming contents of said previously opened bottles.
3. Use it as a microphone when inhibitions are lost, after consuming contents of opened bottles.

A clock.

[Darknight]

1. set and forget it
2. throw it to see time fly
3. bash it if it's an alarm clock

an adding machine

[RedLetterDay]

1. Add up all your money :D
2. Subtract bills and rent for the month.
3. Rip out paper and throw against wall in frustration that you will once again have to survive on tap water and ramen noodles for another month.

A blender.

[EscapeGirl]

*ROFL!!! RedLetterDay, #3!! Sounds like me!! :haha:*

1. Make blended alcoholic drinks when you realize # 3 above... :P
2. Make fruit smoothies for lunch (yum!)
3. Make some heinous creation and tell your brother to drink it. :D

Magnet

[Darknight]

1. use it to hold on your name tag
2. use it to pick up nails, bolts ect.
3. use a small one to make a fake nose piercing and freak out people

a bar of Soap

[EscapeGirl]

1. Bathe with it.
2. Wash off whiskers and funny faces that you drew on your favorite superhero bat ;)
3. Have your mouth washed out with it when you curse as a child. :S

Ice Cream

[Darknight]

1. Lick it
2. Eat it
3. Wrestle in it :D

a plastic cow

[EscapeGirl]

Wrestle in it!! LOL! :haha:

1. Stare at it and wonder who in the heck would make it.
2. Give it to a child to play with
3. Put it in front of your car, run it over....because what else are you going to do with it? :P

bowl

[Darknight]

1. eat ramen out of it
2. eat cereal out of it
3. put it on your head and give yourself a hair cut :D

a loose tooth

[EscapeGirl]

1. wiggle it until it falls out
2. tie a string to it, tie the other end to a door, and slam the door! :o
3. go to the dentist and find out why (if you're not a kid)

A daisy

[Darknight]

1. Pick it
2. water it
3. give it to a girl :shy:

a DVD

[EscapeGirl]

1. Watch it
2. Turn it into a frisbee if the movie wasn't any good
3. Sell it

a utility belt

[Darknight]

1. get things from it
2. polish it
3. use it to hold up your pants

a business card

[EscapeGirl]

1. Hand it out to clients *sigh*
2. give it out to a guy/girl you're interested in
3. advertise with it

game controller

[Darknight]

1. play games with it
2. move it around as if it helps play the Game.
3. throw it when you lose

a flash light

[EscapeGirl]

1. Hold it upward, under your face when you are telling a ghost story
2. Use it to see in the dark
3. As a kid, use it under the blanket when you are supposed to be in bed, to look at books, and fool your parents.

Menu

[lili]

1. See it when you want to order
2. Hand it to waiter/waitress when you finish ordering
3. See it when you can't find any to talk with those presents at the table.

towel

[EscapeGirl]

1. Crack it like a whip and hit someone with it. :P
2. Dry off
3. fold it

White, dry rum

[Darknight]

1. DON'T mix it with Apple juice :D
2. Mix it with Cola
3. Mix it with Egg Nog and put cinnamon on top

what do you do with apple Juice

[EscapeGirl]

*writes down what to do with white, dry rum* :P

1. Drink it plain
2. spill it and make a sticky mess :shy:
3. Add ice?

A sleeping Darknight :evil:

[Darknight]

1. Cover him with a blanket :D
2. Look at him and say "awww how cute" :P
3. Don't draw in him

Escape with bat symbols on her face

[EscapeGirl]

1. Point and laugh at her.
2. Ask her when she'll wash them off
3. Worry that she'll get back at whoever did it. :P

Ice cubes :D

[Darknight]

1. throw one for a distraction
2. trip over them
3. make them fall on your FAVORITE Hero

a revengeful Escape?

[EscapeGirl]

1. It's a secret
2. It's a secret
3. It's a secret....be nervous and wait and see...:o :P

Drunk, Chatty Darknight

[Darknight]

Oh no What have I done :haha:

1. talk to him
2. Sing karaoke with him
3. at least try and listen

A gitty Escape

[EscapeGirl]

1. Laugh at her
2. Give her carrot rum :alc:
3. Dance with her

A missing alien? :sad:

[OneBun]

1. shave a cat the sound is sure to bring her around
2. hijack her spaceship to go find her
3. search for that damn key until she feel bad & give it to you.


with a thumb...

[EscapeGirl]

1. Pull it to reboot an alien
2. Hitch hike (not recommended! :P)
3. Suck on it

Bunny Ears

[Eternal Becky]

~ Put it on a snowman
~ Put it on your ears if you are dressed as a bunny.
~ Give them to 1bun and she will figure out what to do with them :P

Watch

[EscapeGirl]

1. Look at it every 10 minutes when you have a boring 8 hour shift at work, and it makes you work day go by more slowly. *sigh*
2. Put a new battery in it.
3. Wear it

A Dreamcatcher

[fredskywalker]

1) Put it over your bed
2) Curse it and give it to your boss
3) Put it on your rear view miror in your car

A race car

[dazedncrazed]

1. Race it
2. Crash it
3. Sell it for scrap

Your parents

[Eternal Becky]

1~ Love them
2~ Spend happy moments with them
3~ Ask them to raise your allowance. :P
Actually three things are less to tell about them :)

Water bottle

[OneBun]

1. freeze the water in it & use as a baseball bat
2. fill it with ice water & give to an Eskimo to warm up ( :haha: )
3. fill it with tomato juice & spray passers by

a boat oar....

[EscapeGirl]

1. Beat Slurp Spiders with it. ;)
2. Use it to row a boat
3. Knock someone out with it.

cat collar

[macncheeserunt]

1) wear it
2) put it on your cat
3) sell it on ebay

a mirror

[EscapeGirl]

1. Break it and have 7 years of bad luck. :S
2. Look in it, then quickly turn away. :S
3. Hold it in front of a cat, and watch them arch their backs and hiss at their own reflections!! LOL!!!:haha: (Only some cats seem to be able to see their own reflection...)

Guitar

[macncheeserunt]

1) play it
2) hit someone with it
3) stash your drugs inside the sound hole


a rubber band

[EscapeGirl]

1. Shoot it at someone...
2. Keep things bundled together.
3. Use it in your hair

mouthwash

[macncheeserunt]

1) gargle with it
2) fill water balloons with it
3) put it on a siblings head and tell them itll make their hair fall out :) laugh at them when they fall for it and panic


scissors

[EscapeGirl]

(@ Mac..LOL!! You have done that, haven't you!?!?! :evil: :haha:)

1. Don't run with them :haha:
2. Cut paper
3. Cut your siblings hair when they are sleeping.

Camera

[macncheeserunt]

lmao i actually only have an older brother- we put the mouthwash on my friends little brother

1) take pictures
2) view pictures (if its digital)
3) use it for a paperweight?

lemons

[EscapeGirl]

1. Add it to carrot rum experimental mixture. :D
2. Put a little of it in avocado to keep it from going brown when making guacamole
3. Add it to water for a twist

Cherries

[macncheeserunt]

1) eat them plain
2) bake them into a pie
3) put them on top of an ice cream sundae


socks

[EscapeGirl]

1. Give them to Zox_of_Doom :P
2. Make sock puppets
3. Wear them

ear plugs

[Eternal Becky]

1~ Put it in your ears
2~ Put it in your friend's ears
3~ Put it in your friend's friend ears :P

Headphone

[Darknight]

1. Listen to music so no one can hear what it is
2. Use with hi-tech spy stuff and hear whats happening in the next room
3. wire them to your car stereo amp and watch them explode :D

A paint brush

[EscapeGirl]

(#3 ROFL! :haha: You've done that, I'm sure!)

1. Paint a pretty picture
2. Paint funny things on Darknight's face while he sleeps
3. Paint a fake door on the wall, and see how many people try to open it. :D

Clown suit

[Darknight]

1. wear it to a childs birthday party
2. wear it to hide the fact that your not a cat writing on faces
3. wear one to McDonalds and tell every one their fired

How about 3 things you can do in a boring meeting.

[EscapeGirl]

ROFL!! :haha: I wanna do the McDonald's thing!! :haha:

1. Cover your ears suddenly and start yelling for the voices to "STOP, JUST STOP!!!" then crawl under the conference room table and rock back and forth sucking your thumb.
2. Doodle Batman drawings on a notepad in front of you.
3. Smile and nod you head as though you are actually listening.

Store receipt

[Darknight]

1. put in in your wallet because I... I mean you... just have to keep them.
2. Go back to the store and ask for a copy of this Receipt and watch the look on ther faces.
3. put it in a shoe box because you never know when convenience store products will be tax deductable.


a can of shaving cream

[EscapeGirl]

1. Dress in a clown suit and fill someone's slippers with them
2. Put in the palm of someone's hand while they sleep, then tickle them, and watch them get it all over their face
3. Get it on your tail and make up some excuse why...:haha:

Bat Symbol

[darknessinferno]

(ok escape got it first)

1 shave a cat (hehehe)
2 use on a house
3 make a cream man (snow man but with shaving cream)

a bat symbol

[Darknight]

1. Put it on a light and call me for help
2. draw them on your favorite cats face and pretend it wasn't you :D
3. draw one on a napkin to let her know it was you with out saying it was you. :P

a pair of slippes full of shaving cream.

[EscapeGirl]

1. Put them on, and then yell, "BATCAT!!!"
2. See they have shaving cream in them, and give them to someone else to wear.
3. Put them on, realize they having shaving cream in them, then shave your paws. :S

A million Locks

[Darknight]

1. Get some kind of magic key that opens them in 4 hours
2. hope they Proctect you (not)
3. carry around a million keys :D

a ROFL Book

[EscapeGirl]

1. Try different recipes to make the suffering GH-ers to ROFL
2. Read it, then go back to the drawing board
3. Toss it into the trash onto the Monkey Boss. :D

Humor Program

[Darknight]

1. Run it on all the Loonys
2. hope it takes to Wolfs
3. Run it and then pull everybunnys thumb just in case

a New hair cut

[EscapeGirl]

(Got a new haircut, huh?;))

1. Point and laugh at someone who asks you how they look
2. Check it out in the mirror
3. Put shaving cream on the remaining hair, and start fresh

Calendar

[Darknight]

well, Not a new one. I always get the same cut.

1.mark the days off in grean marker
2. write down the days you have off
3. write down the days your employees have off

a Darknight in a tree

[Anaboop]

1. Poke it
2. Shake the tree
3. Eat the Darknight

[EscapeGirl]

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Did you see the above, Darknight!!!! LOL!!!!!

She didn't post anything...so I'll do "A Darknight in a tree."

1. Teach him how to peep on people
2. Watch him fall out of the tree and say, "Ouchy!"
3. Laugh at him, and tell him he's a bat, he should try hanging upside down from the tree limb.

An orange

[Darknight]

Yes I LOL When she said Eat Me

1. Eat IT :D
2. Peel it
3. Play Sticky baseball with them.

I'm Back eatin a sandwich :P

[EscapeGirl]

(At least it wasn't like the 3 Word Story incident.) :haha:

1. Confuse back, while her mouth is full.
2. Ask Back to speak to Escape
3. Have Back talk to Batcat to talk to Darknight. :? :P

Gloves

[Darknight]

1. have girls wear them to protect their soft hands
2. have Kids wear them to protect ther small hands
3. Batman wears them to look cool :D

a cut hand

[RedLetterDay]

1. Put a cool Band-Aid on it and call it a fashion statement.
2. Get out of doing schoolwork on the excuse that the hand you write with is out of commission for the time being.
3. Chase after your little sister and threaten to touch her with your scab if she doesn't give you the last string cheese.

A karaoke machine.

[EscapeGirl]

1. SIng songs completely outta tune! :D
2. Have Batcat and Darknght do a Partner Duet
3. Have a small Carrot Islander sing a song in Swedish! :D

Raindrops :D

[macncheeserunt]

1) water your garden
2) create flood waters
3) dance in them

plastic drinking straws

[Bender]

1. drink through them
2. cut holes in them and make a flute
3. construct a complex object

banana

[sandiegogal]

1. eat it
2. use as a telephone!! ;)
3. create a delicious recipe

lid off a plastic bottle

[EscapeGirl]

(Welcome SanDiego!! :D)

1. Chew on it when you're bored.
2. Throw it at someone
3. Close the bottle with it.

Eggnog

[fredskywalker]

1) Drink it at Christmas
2) Make butter
3) Look at it at the grocery store and never buy it

-> Teleportation machine

[sandiegogal]

( thx EscapeGirl!! )

1. paint it bright orange
2. travel to the other side of the world
3. destroy it with a very large hammer!

scary mask

[EscapeGirl]

1. Wear it and scream "rawr" like Hyper does! :D
2. put it on and rob a bank :evil:
3. Be in a movie

Picture of a full moon :D

[fredskywalker]

1) Mark the spot where I'm gonna have my future house
2) Make a mask for Halloween
3) Use it for a science lab

-> Paralyzing gun

[EscapeGirl]

1. Use it on yourself (not recommended. :P)
2. Use it on someone else...then laugh at them (ALSO, not recommended...)
3. Turn it in to a police dept (not recommended. :haha:)

flowers

[fredskywalker]

1) Dry them and hang them on a wall
2) Eat them
3) Throw them at an artist on a stage

-> a massage

[macncheeserunt]

1) relaxation
2) physical therapy
3) massage medications down your dogs throat?

scrap fabric

[EscapeGirl]

1. Make a doll and call it your "inner self." Then have conversations with it. :P
2. Make clothing out of it.
3. Make it a parachute, then try jumping off something high (not recommended!)

Chalk

[Darknight]

1. write a math problem on the chalk board
2. draw bat symbols with it
3. make a hop scotch board on the sidewalk with it

Jumper cables

[fredskywalker]

1) plug one end on a battery and the other on your tongue
2) boost your car
3) plug it on a battery and makle sparkles with the other end (I'm an experienced user)

-> A crystal ball

[Darknight]

1. See the future
2. See dead People
3. Smash it with a hammer and make Crystals to put in the bottom of your fish tank

A rubber Ducky

[EscapeGirl]

1. Play with it in the tub
2. Play with it in a pool
3. Talk to it if you have no other friends to talk to. :haha:

jukebox

[Darknight]

1. Play Escapes Favorite Tunes From it
2. Listen and Dance all Night By it
3. Unplug it and watch everyone Stare at you.

Dance-A-Thon

[EscapeGirl]

1. Spin, dip, drink
2. Don't be the first to stop
3. Enjoy yourself. :D

a blank check

[Darknight]

1. Write it out for a Million Dollars and See if you can cash it.
2. rip it up because your an honest person
3. write it for a penny and cash it just to mess with people

A dollar you found in your Pocket

[fredskywalker]

1) Buy something from the candy machine
2) Save it for when you buy a house
3) Give it to a poor fellow

-> A yellow brick

[Darknight]

1. make part of a road out of it
2. tell someone that it's gold and sell it to him
3. paint it red

the ~ key on your Keyboard

[Mistery]

1. Search for it (I still haven't found it :haha:)
2. Use it as nice beginning for a new line
3. Think that it is there to warn about flood

Data Highway

[EscapeGirl]

1. Hop along it :bunny:
2. Search for your long lost creator
3. Take a wrong turn and end up at my office!! (:haha:)

an inner safe

[fredskywalker]

1) Store your toilet seat collection
2) Store yourself
3) Store your outersafe

A positronic brain (highly advance robot brain)

[EscapeGirl]

1. Compute information
2. Get short curcuited and run around like an idiot ;)
3. Use it to search the internet super highway. :D

Screwdriver

[Mistery]

1. Open an Inner Safe :haha:
2. Fix the door of a kitchen cabinet
3. Look for it in a room escape game

Needle

[EscapeGirl]

1. Also look for it in a room escape game
2. Try to find it in a haystack ;)
3. Poke at your innerself [doll] like a voodoo doll

Rubik's cube :D

[Darknight]

1. take it apart and make it right
2. solve it
3. throw it at a wall

a cold Darknight

[EscapeGirl]

1. Find a way to warm him up! ;) :haha:
2. Bring him a heater - but don't burn him!! Ouchy! ;)
3. Bring him a blanket.

A squished Escape/Batcat :D

[Darknight]

1. Pump her up with the Tire pump
2. Bring her Loads of Coffee
3. Give her a :hug: for BUNergy

A bad ROFL experiment.

[EscapeGirl]

:$
1. Drown your sorrows in a HUGE glass of carrot rum
2. Go back to the "drawing board"
3. Get a lab assistant

A Batman Pic :D

[Darknight]

1. Find It
2. Post it
3. Have da ladies ogle at it. :D

a Thesaurus

[EscapeGirl]

1. Use it in forum word games
2. Use it in those awful riddle games :S
3. Use it to try to sound intelligent.

An envelope

[Darknight]

1. mail something in it
2. put paper clips in it
3. Use one to mail a pic to your grandma because shes mad you didn't send one last year. :S

A Picture

[EscapeGirl]

LOL

1. Mail it to your grandma so she doesn't get mad at you. ;)
2. Post it as your cool PP on Gamershood ;)
3. If it is a pic of someone you hate, put it on your dartboard :D

Cracked fan belt in a car

[Darknight]

1. Have the Shop Replace it
2. Think I was right :D
3. Take it and use it as a whip

a Thanksgiving Turkey :D

[EscapeGirl]

(Ya, you were right...:P)
1. Wish your mom lived nearby so you could eat it! :D
2. Baste it when you're cooking it
3. Eat it with all the trimmings this Thursday

A Four Day weekend :D

[Darknight]

1. Don't know I never had one
2. Don't know because I have to work on Friday.
3. Wave to it because I will never see it.

a working Darknight

[EscapeGirl]

1. Feel bad for him
2. Tell him to call in a bomb threat Friday :P (KIDDING! :o)
3. Tell him to "be sick" Cough, cough...:D

An earring

[Darknight]

Cough Cough Cough Sniffle sniffle :D
1. Wear it
2. Lose it
3. Find it by stepping on it

On-line therapy (I thought you where having one)

[EscapeGirl]

(Chants, "call in, call in, call in...." :P Nah...I was talking to the non-monkey boss. :P)

1. Do it when you're squished
2. Do it when you're 1D
3. Call yourself Lili and be a pro at it! :D

ROFL symptom

[Darknight]

1. use it to make new ROFLS
2. Learn to control it
3. go to the lab and inspect it

A hungry Escape

[EscapeGirl]

1. Feed her chinese food. :D
2. Feed her Thanksgiving dinner
3. Don't feed her and watch her blow away in the wind. :D

A bored Darknight

[Darknight]

1. Play forum games with him
2. Chat with him
3. dance with him

a stock order

[EscapeGirl]

1. Double check it
2. Enter it into the computer
3. Give it to one of your employees to handle :D

Big Screen T.V.

[Darknight]

1. Watch tv shows
2. Sit real close to it and pretend your at the movies
3. hookup your X-box to it and play video games on it

an Ipod

[EscapeGirl]

1. Download your favorite DISCO tunes to it :D
2. Play your favorite DISCO tunes while disco dancing down the street. :haha:
3. Put OTHER music on it.

Bus

[Darknight]

1. Ride it when your cars in the Shop
2. cough as one drives by
3. hope theres no bomb under it like the movie Speed

a ball

[EscapeGirl]

1. Bounce it
2. Play catch
3. Throw it at someone really hard.

Ant spray

[Darknight]

#3's mean (note to self)*Don't make Escape mad or she will throw a ball at you really hard*

1. spray ants
2. Get a match and make a flame thrower
3. combine 1 and 2 and burn Ants

a razor blade

[EscapeGirl]

(ROFL...I would never!! :haha: - besides I probably throw like a girl)

1. Shave your face if you're a man
2. Shave a lot if you're a women (legs, etc.)
3. Shave you're face if you're a woman with a beard who doesn't want to be in the circus.:P

Calendar

[Bender]

1. use it to find out the date
2. use it as a cheap eye test chart
3.use it for darts

A slinky

[Darknight]

1. make it walk down the stairs
2. wrap it around someone and tell them its an elecrtice force field
3. bend it and then throw it away

a bag of chips

[EscapeGirl]

(@ Darknight...#2 :? :haha:)

1. Open it
2. Eat the chips
3. Share them with friends. :D

a Roof ;)

[Darknight]

1. strip it (the hardest part)
2. Tar paper it
3. Shingle it

a Hammer

[EscapeGirl]

1. Hammar nails
2. Beat your computer when it acts up
3. Use it on the roof. :P

a ladder

[Darknight]

1. use it to get on high things
2. use it to reach high things
3. scratch your truck with one :sad:

a One dollar coin

[Acelightning]

1:spend it
2:stick it to the sidewalk and make people try to pick it up
3:tease it and call it a dollar coin

blade of grass

[EscapeGirl]

(Aww..Poor Darknight :hug2:)

1. Hold it between your hands, blow it, and make a funny sound
2. Mow it
3. Tie it in a knot when you are bored.

A dandelion

[Darknight]

Knot ?

1. Pick it and rub it on your arwm when it's yellow to make your arm yellow
2. Pick it and blow on it to make the white thingys fly away
3. Mow it :D

a Hot Tub

[EscapeGirl]

(Yes, knot...:$)

1. Be VERY happy and sit and relax in it.
2. Get a back massage while relaxing in it :D
3. Be lazy, and not take care of it..turning it into some kind of science experiment.

An umbrella for a cocktail drink

[Darknight]

1. Put it in your drink
2. take it out of your drink and throw it in the air and watch it float down
3. put it behide your ear to be silly

A stir stick

[EscapeGirl]

1. If it's the sugar crystal kind, suck on it. :D
2. Stir your drink
3. Poke someone. "Ouchy" :D

Newspaper

[Darknight]

1. read it
2. use it to start a fire in a fire place
3. roll it up and smack who ever poked you with a stir stick. :D

a Bat-ish guy :haha:

[EscapeGirl]

(:haha:)
1. Dance with him
2. Try unsuccessfully to make him happy or understand him. ;) :P
3. Kiss him! :hug: :$

A Catish girl ;)

[Darknight]

1. Dance with her
2. Try to entertain her with you wit
3. Kiss her :hug: :D

a cup of ice

[EscapeGirl]

1. Toss it down Darknight's back :P
2. Use it for your whiskey and coke
3. Wait for it to melt and have very cold water.

Sequins :P

[Darknight]

1. put them on your disco cape
2. use them on a 1920's dance dress
3. use them on a billboard to blind people when they drive by.

a GH Bar

[EscapeGirl]

1. Have a VERY LONG dance-a-thon.
2. Get drunk and sleep on the sticky floor, then wake up with bat sybols on your face. :D
3. Enjoy everyone's company while drinking whatever you want. :D

A Kleenex

[fredskywalker]

1) Use it to pick up a spider
2) Use it to clean up your glasses
3) Use it to make pencil cannon balls (please don't do that at home)

A pass for 100 people at Walt Disney World

[kyle6baseball]

1) Sell the tickets
2) Think of a way to get there
3) Try and get all girls to go with you :D

A wallet full of 300$

[darknessinferno]

1 take
2 invest it
3 give back

a turkey

[kyle6baseball]

1) eat it
2) chop head of and watch in fascination
3) make it my pet

dinomite

[OneBun]

1. Use it to take over the world!
2. Use it to fix my webpage problems!
3. Use it to make more space in/clean my basement! :haha:

a duck...

[Acelightning]

1:put on a leaving your room
2:show it to phyduck
3:i dunno... tell it to quack

[fredskywalker]

Since Ace hasnt provided any choices, I'll go head.

A limo with jacuzzi.

[Jess]

1. wonder how they fit a jacuzzi into a limo
2. get into it
3. stare melconlily while it drives by you

Birthday cake and ice cream

[fredskywalker]

1) thrown it in the face of a politician
2) eat it
3) give it to a friend

A Delorean car to go back in time, yeah baby!!

[Bender]

1) get angry at it because the engine wont start
2) go back in time and create a paradox by stopping yourself from being born
3) go to the future and see whether you become a bum or not

a fan

[EscapeGirl]

1. Turn it on you when you are hot
2. Blow dust of Darknight's desk since they don't have a cleaning crew. ;)
3. Use it when you sleep to cover annoying neighbor's sounds.

a bar of soap

[Darknight]

1. wash your body with it
2. put it in our mouth when you say something bad
3. carve a little ducky out of it

a pop top

[EscapeGirl]

(no idea what that is...:$)

1. Pop it
2. Don't pop it
3. Top pop it. :S :$

tea leaves

[Darknight]

The top to a soda bottle =pop top

1. make tea
2. roll then in papers and smoke them
3. put them in your bath and see if you get alittle tanner

A plastic Skeleton

[EscapeGirl]

Oh....In California...we don't call soda "Pop" :$ Okay...:D

1. Hang it in a closed doorway so when people come in, they are scared.
2. Ties strings to it, and make it like a string puppet
3. Study it and learn the names of all the bones.

A ribbon

[Darknight]

1. put it in your hair
2. tie a bow for a gift
3. use it as string because you don't have any

An old tire

[EscapeGirl]

1. Recycle it
2. Burn it...and wait for weeks while polluting...
3. Make a tire swing :D :D

A sock

[Darknight]

1. put marbles in it
2. wear it
3. set it on fire to find ZOX

A Ringing Phone

[EscapeGirl]

1. Don't answer it because you are Gamershooding
2. Throw it water so it shuts up
3. Answer it as someone else so they think they have a wrong number and go away. :D

Post Count

[Darknight]

1. see who has the most posts
2. see whos chattier than others
3. see than i'm slowing down

an aggravated Darknight (people are buging me)

[EscapeGirl]

1. Make you happier by taking out my claws and start clawing at the people interferring with your Gamershooding..:mad:
2. Put you in a room with padded walls
3. Put a lock on your office door - from the inside and break your phones. :D

a Squished Robot

[Darknight]

1. give him carrot oil
2. let him rest under the table with pink dust bunnies
3. Retime his inner clock

A whatcamagigger ?

[EscapeGirl]

1. Write about it in a Dr. Suess Book :?
2. Ask people what the heck it is.
3. Pretend you have one and make everyone else want one. :D

An origami crane :S

[Darknight]

1. Make a Thousand of them to get a wish (need to ask lili if thats true)
2. Give it to a girl to impress her.
3. us them as props on a bad remake of the birds.

A hotrod.

[EscapeGirl]

1. Keep it in your garage and work on it for years.
2. Put a newer, faster, better engine
3. Drive it slowly down the street, even though it can go WAY faster. :D

A dollar bill

[Darknight]

1. save it for your hotrod
2. buy some gum
3. give it to someone who needs one

a tangerine (flaming lips were on the radio)

[EscapeGirl]

(You get to listen to good music while you work...:sad:)

1. Eat it
2. Sing a song about it.
3. Throw it at an annoying boss when you are out of tomatoes and bananas. :P

Go Cart

[Darknight]

Well it's my department :D

1. drive crazy in it
2. flip it
3. Take it apart and make it faster :D

A mean Boss

[EscapeGirl]

1. Put him in the trash can! :D
2. Throw tomatoes at him
3. Lock him out of your office and turn your music way up :D

A grumpy co-worker/schoolmate

[Darknight]

I wish but i don't have a door

1. tell them to shut up or you have them fired/suspended
2. throw tomatoes at them (only if it OK with Lilli)
3. see if bananas work on them too

A stupid Bill

[EscapeGirl]

1. Tear it up in frustration and feel better because you can't see it now.
2. Try to pay it, get insanely frustrated because the don't take Discover card, and then have a whiskey and coke.
3. Take a cash advance out on the Discover card and put the cash in your checking account...and see if that works. :S :sad:

A rude telephone operator

[Darknight]

1. hang up the phone
2. say bad thinks about them to Tom Riddle
3. act like you can't hear them and make them hang up on you , then call back and say the operator was mean and hung up on you.

A happier Darknight

[EscapeGirl]

1. Give him a :hug: and a :hug2: :D
2. Dance with him
3. Feel happy because he's happy! :D

A smelly perfume (clients in my office waiting, and I'm gagging!! :S)

[Darknight]

1. Spray Lysol and make it worse. (maybe they will leave)
2. Spray Fabreeze because its nicer.
3. Spray your perfume on them and say the stink.

a bag of rocks

[EscapeGirl]

(ROFL!! :haha: I think I might lose my job if I did #3 :haha:)

1. Swing it around over your head and then hit someone with it. :shy:
2. Empty it out and fill the bag with money. :D
3. Give it to an enemy as a gift.

A lump of coal

[Darknight]

1. put it in someone's (who you don't like) stocking
2. Burn it for Heat
3. Squeeze it an hard as you can and see if you can make a diamond

A smelly client.

[EscapeGirl]

(Funny you write that. The perfume one left, and now a smelly one is sitting in my office! :o :haha:)

1. Grimace and hold your breath.
2. Breathe through your mouth.
3. Spray Lysol directly on them and tell them to shower. :P :shy:

A cold office :(

[Darknight]

1. Get said coal from post 684 and follow step 2 from post 685
2. Tell the boss its cold and that he needs to buy you a small office heater
3. Set you trash bin on fire :D

a shirt

[EscapeGirl]

1. Wash it
2. Take it off
3. Write I am a monkey, and put it on the back of your boss's shirt :D

A magic sock

[Darknight]

1. chase it
2. hop over it
3. put it on you feet to stay warm

A cold Escape

[EscapeGirl]

1. Hug her and hold her close :$ ;)
2. Give her a blanket
3. Lock her outside and tell her that her fur will get thicker as winter gets colder. :( :sad:

A missing Alien :sad:

[Darknight]

#1 :D :hug2::hug:

1. Give her a big :hug: and :hug2: when you see her again
2. Call out for her MISSTERYYYYYY OH MISSTERYYYYYY
3. Use a flash light and go look for her


A silk bowtie :D

[EscapeGirl]

:$
1. Put it on when you feel undressed while dancing.
2. Have a girl gaze at you when you wear it. :$
3. Take it off when you disco dance ;)

A flirtacious Darknight ;)

[SimplyCrazy]

(Let's just all pretend I don't have a boyfriend :P)

1.Flirt back
2.Slap him and tell him to quit it
3.Ask him to buy you a drink


A sweet little kitty

[Mistery]

(Awwww Darknight, I have just read your answers :hug:)

1. Ask her for some cat hair for my coffee :haha:
2. Look up on the tree and see her peeping ;)
3. Give her a huuuuuuuge :hug2:

An insomniac

[Lilliputt]

1. give sleepin' pills
2. give stronger sleepin' pills
3. give knock out drops and go ta sleep :P

A backup

[Mistery]

ROFL!!! :haha: The last one might help me ;)

1. Have it as a son.
2. Use it to replace your missing data.
3. Put it in your title under your name.

Uncle Tom Riddler

[SimplyCrazy]

1. Teach him stupi thinks
2. Let him make you go insane
3. Make him crash

A cell phone

[Mistery]

1. Analize it if you are an alien.
2. Chat with friends if you are a human.
3. Try to eat it if you are a dog.

Snow

[SimplyCrazy]

1. Play in it
2. Bring it insaide and make your mother crazy
3. Make a snowball an throw it on an innocent victim

A piece of paper

[fredskywalker]

1) Write obscene messages
2) Make a ball for your cat
3) Leave a note to your roommate

A flying zebra.

[SimplyCrazy]

1: Laugh and point
2: Get scared and run away
3: Try to get it down

A malfunctional PC

[fredskywalker]

1) kick it
2) throw it from the 10th floor
3) yell at him

2 left shoes

[Anaboop]

1) Step on your dance partner
2) Stumble a lot
3) Have blisters

Cat hair!

[Jess]

1. vacum it
2. brush it
3. clean it up in the form of a haribal

cats

[Anaboop]

1) cuddle them
2) trip over them
3) spend your entire paycheque on their food

Uhhh... a toenail clipper

[Jess]

1. loose them
2. break them
3. use them

toenail ploish

[fredskywalker]

1) Use it to paint your toenails
2) Use it to paint your walls
3) Use it as bad make-up

A drakkar

[SimplyCrazy]

What's that?

[Darknight]

Mens cologne (perfume)


1. wear it.
2. light it on fire.
3. throw it out and wear American Crew to smell like a real man. :P (JK)

an Alienish Perfect Friend

[SimplyCrazy]

Ooooh

1. Hug her
2. Listen to her silly conversations with Tom
3. Get het to beam down some more carrots

A loony bin

[Mistery]

1. Be a proud member of it
2. Miss it when you're offline
3. Make friends and family think you must be committed

Finger

[SimplyCrazy]

1. Point at something
2. Try to stop Lilli's evil pinky
3. Type alot of nonsense at GH :D

A flower

[doglover]

1. Hug her
2. Have her as a mom :D
3. Give her water :P

A mouse (computer's mouse)

[SimplyCrazy]

1. Click it
2. Get insane when it clicks twice and you only wanted it to click once
3. Throw it out the window when the above happens :P

An empty loony bin

[EscapeGirl]

(Like right now...:sad:)

1. Feel all alooney and sing to yourself
2. Beat Slurp Spiders away with a stick
3. Play forum games

A lonely Escape :sad:

[SimplyCrazy]

1. Hug her
2. Yell at Darky for letting her be alone
3. Sing with her

Carrot rum

[Mistery]

1. Drink it
2. Order it
3. Mix it in real :haha:

Memory

[SimplyCrazy]

1. Remember
2. Lose it
3. Be like Tom and have "lived" all your "life" without it :P

A doughnut

[Mistery]

1. Give it to Slimy Jim (he loves them)
2. Make experiments with it :haha:
3. Try to write its name :haha:

A fluffy bunny costume

[SimplyCrazy]

1. Thank Onebun for making it
2. Make Mistery wear it
3. Take it from Mistery, cos you think you'll look too damn good in it

[Mistery]

Ummm, you forgot the next subject ;)

[SimplyCrazy]

Sorry, lol, I forget allot today

A bucket of water :D

[Mistery]

1. Pour it on Crazy for forgetting to add the next subject ;)
2. Pour it on lili to make her blossom
3. Drink it after a lot of sports

A donkey

[SimplyCrazy]

Boo, now I'm all wet...

1. Jump away when it tries to kick you
2. Ride it if it's not too stubborn to walk
3. Put Escape on it, so that she can have a nice ride :D

A back pack

[Mistery]

1. Fill it with important things (tomatoes, ice, carrot rum and such) to go in howling camp with Becky
2. Give it to Escape to hide herself after shaving her fur off.
3. Use it as huge sock

CD-Rom

[SimplyCrazy]

:haha:

1. Fill it with junk
2. Put a CD in and listen to music
3. Put in some very important disc so that Theme can get upgraded

A pair of scissors

[Mistery]

1. Cut carrots if you can't find a knife
2. Look for them in room escape games
3. Put them high if you have a small child

A piano

[SimplyCrazy]

1. Play it
2. Put your kitten on it, so it can play
3. Toss it out the window if you are strong enough :P

A cup

[Mistery]

Yeah, Darknight loves to lift heavy things :haha:

1. Pour coffee in it and put some cat hair on the top.
2. Smash it against the wall if you have no tomatoes for this purpose ;)
3. Buy it

A rope

[SimplyCrazy]

1. Toss it in the air an then clumblily try to climb it
2. Tie up Tom if he gets any loonier
3. I REALLY need it to get Zox to stay here when I want to talk with him :P

A TV

[Mistery]

1. Watch it
2. Clean the dust from its top
3. Switch the sound off during the commercials ;)

A calculator

[SimplyCrazy]

1. Find out how much money you ACTUALLY spent this year
2. Use it to help with your homework
3. Toss it at people who bother you

A christmas present

[EscapeGirl]

1. Give it and feel happy
2. Wrap it
3. Open it.

Silly String

[SimplyCrazy]

1. Play with your cat
2. Play with Escape
3. Tie it around your finger and watch it go red :P

Lego

[Mistery]

Next topic? ;)

[SimplyCrazy]

There is a new topic now :wink:

[fredskywalker]

1) Build a spaceship
2) Build a replica of your town
3) Build a house of horror (all 3 things I have done)

A 50 years old newspaper

[SimplyCrazy]

1. Use it to light up the fire
2. Read it
3. Give it to someone who's interested in 50 years old newspapers

Blood

[EscapeGirl]

1. Check for binary code and see if you have the GH virus
2. Check you blood sugar with it
3. Give it to a vampire.

Vanilla beans

[SimplyCrazy]

1. Put them up you nose
2. Eat them
3. Throw them at Slurp spiders

A spare room

[Darknight]

1. make it a bar so you can dance there.
2. store stuff in it
3. Make it a collection room to show off all your Batman stuff.

a Yellow Rose from Texas

[Mistery]

1. Take it between your lips and dance texan tango :D
2. Paint it red
3. Beam it to Florida and call it the Yellow Rose from Texas to Florida

Trap

[EscapeGirl]

1. Fill it with worms :S
2. Drop Escape in it and have her get covered with worm goo.
3. Close it and seal it off for good! :D

A messed up server.

[fredskywalker]

1) Make other computers crash
2) Host a game and think that people will come to play
3) Use it to slow down the entire www network

A smelly sock.

[EscapeGirl]

1. Definitely wash it!
2. Write a 3 word story about it and a laundry basket
3. See if it stands up on its own. (Ewwwwwwww!)

A light saber ;)

[fredskywalker]

1) Cut a big juicy steak
2) Put some peanut butter on my toast
3) Open a letter

A rainbow

[EscapeGirl]

1. Keep chasing it, thinking if you ever could reach the end of it, you'd find a leprechaun and a pot of gold. :P
2. Take photo of it
3. Live "somewhere over" it.

Shoelace

[SimplyCrazy]

1. Tie your shoe
2. Tie you wrapped christmas present with it if you know you're getting shoes
3. Play with your cat

[Mistery]

Next topic? :P

[SimplyCrazy]

I allways forget, don't I?

Chewing gum