3 things you can do with...

[Eternal Becky]

1) Chew it
2) Stick it under the seat ( I never do that :P )
3) Use it in an escape room :D

Iron

[Jess]

1. use it
2. trick your brother into touching it
3. never use it

old shirt

[EscapeGirl]

1. Turn into a shop rag
2. Dust with it
3. Donate it if it's not raggedy.

Paperclip

[Darknight]

1. hold together papers
2. bend it into a bat symbol :D
3. use it to pick a lock

a check for a penny

[EscapeGirl]

1. Forget you have it and never cash it.
2. Give it to a friend for a gag gift.
3. carefully change it to say $1,000,000 :D

A Slurp Spider Bite

[Mistery]

1. Show it around and let loonies faint :haha:
2. Go to a medical robot to fix it.
3. Accuse the Slurp Spider State with cruelty and ask for a compensation for pain and suffering at court :haha:

a bottle

[SimplyCrazy]

1. Fill it with water
2. Then empty it if you're thirsty
3. Knock it in the Slurp Spider's head before it bites Mistery

A sad clown

[Jess]

1. fire it
2. wonder why you paid for it
3. wonder how a clown can be sad


a sad clam ( you know the saying happy a s a clam)

[SimplyCrazy]

1. Chear it up
2. Hire another clam to be the happy one and then they can be coleagues
3. Suggest it gets another job

A pencil

[Mistery]

1. Use it to take notes :haha:
2. Chew on it if you are nervous.
3. Use it as dumbbell if you are a tiny mouse.

Telephone directory

[Lilliputt]

1. Look up da number to da alien
2. Realise da number to da alien is not listed so throw it out da window
3. When throwing out da telephone directory out da window, hope nobody gets hit in the head

Plantish language

[SimplyCrazy]

1. Not know what it is
2. Therefore ignore it
3. Do something terribly wrong when ignoring it(:?)

A remote control

[Mistery]

New topic ;)

[SimplyCrazy]

I put one in before you posted :P

[Mistery]

No, when I posted there was no topic yet ;)

1. Control your clones
2. Search fot it.
3. Take the batteries out and use them for sth else

Signature

[SimplyCrazy]

Then you must have started to ppost one sec after I posted, cos I added a new topic right after I posted

1. Write something funny in it
2. Not write anything funni it it
3. Laugh yourself to death while making it

A new topic :P

[Mistery]

1. Forget to add it.
2. Think about it.
3. Ask Tom for it.

Tom

[SimplyCrazy]

1. Have a weird, but friendly conversation with him
2. Try to make him crash
3. Crash while trying to make him crash

Cat hair

[EscapeGirl]

1. Add it to your coffee if you're an alien
2. Stay warm with it when it's 26 F degrees outside. ;)
3. Shave it all off, and be forced to wear a brown paper bag before Darknight can peep on you. :shy:

A school assignment

[SimplyCrazy]

1. Hate it
2. "Accidentally" not do it
3. Get Escape to do it for ya :D

A chapter of Missing Adventure

[EscapeGirl]

(no, no, no...hides up in a tree...not me! ;))

1. Read it
2. ROFL at it
3. ROFL and spill your coffee because it's too funny! :haha:

A Short Circuited Robot ;)

[SimplyCrazy]

(found ya :P)

1. Watch it crash
2. Try to fix it
3. Then cry to Mistery for help, cos you've broke it even more

A pop-up window

[Jess]

1. close it
2. yell at it
3. block it

ctrl alt del bottons

[Slimy Jim]

1. Press them
2. Don't press them
3. Take them off of your keyboard and chuck them at someone that you don't like

Facepaint

[SimplyCrazy]

1. Paint your face
2. Paint rocks and tell your enymies it's candy
3. Chuck it if it's no good

A post-it

[Mistery]

1. Note down an important appointment, and stick it to your forehead. Everytime you look into the mirror, you will be reminded, and you won't forget it. :haha:
2. Try to "post it" on the forums if you are looney enough :haha:
3. Buy it.

Honey

[Darknight]

1. give it to winnie that pooh
2. mix it with peanut butter
3. use it instead of sugar

an evil pinky

[Jess]

1. use it to conquer the world
2. pretend it doesn;t exsit
3. be thinkful its not yours (or not)

an evil computer (but they all are)

[SimplyCrazy]

1. Smash it with a hammer :pcsmasher
2. Throw it out the window
3. Gather the loonies to help you to get it not so evil

A broken TV

[fredskywalker]

1) watch it and use your imagination
2) hide your money in it
3) see if it can explode like in the movies

An cloak of invisibility.

[SimplyCrazy]

1. Hide under the table with Theme
2. Sneak out to see your boyfriend
3. Rob a bank (:o)

A pen

[EscapeGirl]

1. Chew on it until you have ink all over your mouth. (Yuck!)
2. Write with it.
3. Throw it at a co-worker. :P

A Bunnapped (Kidnapped) Batcat. :D

[SimplyCrazy]

1. Save her
2. Yell at Darky to save her
3. Hope she gets home by herself (not really an option)

A SimplyCrazy unable to continue her story

[fredskywalker]

1) Shake her until the story comes out
2) Make her drink a lot of alcohol in hope she gets more creative
3) Take her out for real nice diner to help her forget about it

A furret in your pocket.

[SimplyCrazy]

@ 2) and 3) I'm underaged, you know :shy:

1. Call her Jess and make her loony
2. Pet her
3. Make her tell you funny jokes

A boyfriend

[fredskywalker]

@ At crazy, well since you're under age, we'll just poke you and give you orange juice, with alcohol ;)

I cant answer that one, I'd rather kill myself.

[SimplyCrazy]

:haha: Let's say your girlfriend's ex, then :P

[fredskywalker]

1) laugh at him, the poor guy
2) tell him to run away
3) wish him good luck

A black hole

[Darknight]

1. Fly in it to see if you get tranported to GHP
2. Hope you don't fall in it
3. get squished by it's gavity.

A list of people who are naughty and nice

[SimplyCrazy]

1. Move your name from the naughty to the nice
2. Move all your enymies' names to the naughty list if they're not allready there
3. Burn it so that Santa will have to do it over and therefore give you a new chance :D

An aloony loony

[Darknight]

1. talk with them
2. watch them go crazy because no ones here with them
3. let them be alooney

a pocket knife

[SimplyCrazy]

1. Make a pointy stick
2. Carv your love's name in a tree
3. Toss it like a dart

A nail

[fredskywalker]

1) Bite it
2) use it to scratch some lottery ticket
3) scratch your nose

A snow ball

[Jess]

1) throw it
2) save it
3) give it Mistery to anaylize, unless of course threw is snow on her planet


snow fort

[SimplyCrazy]

1. Hide from Mistery after you threw that snowball
2. Cry when it melts in spring
3. Push your brother in and roll a big snowball in front of the opening so he can't get out

Skates

[EscapeGirl]

1. Skate into chit chat
2. Skate on ice like my daughter ;) :D
3. Skate on ice, and fall on your bum, like me. :$

a postage stamp

[SimplyCrazy]

1. Lick it because it tastes good
2. Put it on a christmas letter
3. Collect it

An alarm clock

[EscapeGirl]

1. Throw it against the wall when it goes off
2. Stomp on it when it goes off.
3. Take the batteries out so it can't go off.

(I hate mornings..:P)

Snow Alien

[Zox_of_D00m]

1. hug it
2. hail it
3. obey it

a snow canon

[EscapeGirl]

(:haha:)

1. Fill it with cold, cold snow balls.
2. shoot them at targets
3. jump on it and destroy it.

earmuffs

[Zox_of_D00m]

1. use them
2. put them on people
3. trow on people

steel pipe

[EscapeGirl]

1. Give it to a robot to make use of it.
2. Beat things with it (not recommended...:P)
3. Use it for building things

a banana peel

[Zox_of_D00m]

1. give it to diddy kong
2. give it to donkey kong
3. put it on your head

a spoon

[EscapeGirl]

1. Put it on your nose.
2. Use it properly
3. Lick it after you used to to bake a cake and are done with it. :D

hot chocolate

[Zox_of_D00m]

1. drink it
2. spill it
3. throw it on stupid people

the PC escape is on

[Evita]

1. drink
2. scald someone
3. warm your hands

pair of sneakers

[Mistery]

Sorry Evita, you were a little too late ;)


1. drink it
2. spill it
3. throw it on stupid people

the PC escape is on

1. Talk nice to it.
2. Teach it how to install Flash Player
3. Get in touch with the loonies from vacation

Snowman

[Zox_of_D00m]

1. watch it melt
2. put hat on it
3. throw snowballs at it

shoes

[Mistery]

1. Hide your money in them
2. Put them on to go for a walk
3. Clean them

Rice

[EscapeGirl]

1. Throw it at weddings, but you should throw birdseed instead. ;)
2. Cook it.
3. Realize that IT IS the "non-relative of bread" that Mistery had for breakfast. ;)

Cream

[Zox_of_D00m]

1. throw it
2. put it on peoples heads
3. eat it

google

[SimplyCrazy]

1. Search for stupid pictures
2. Laugh at stupid pictures
3. Download stupid pictures and put them on GH :D

A popcicle

[Darknight]

1. eat it
2. watch it melt
3. roll it around in an ant hill and watch the ants eat it

a virus

[Mistery]

1. Catch it and blame it on your Most Perfect Friend :P
2. Spread it
3. Find an antidote against it

856 days

[Darknight]

1. Mark it on you calendar
2. Count How much Older you are to your Perfectest Friend :P
3. Laugh and say thats just one Alien Year. :D

A break dancing Parrot on your head

[Mistery]

1. Look silly with it.
2. Get in an embarrassing situation when it flies to someone others head
3. Do as if there was no parrot on your head :haha:

Rhumba steps

[Darknight]

1. Count them out and hope you don't step on you partners toes
2. try a figure out how the heck you get from step 3 to 4
3. Kick the jukebox and make something else come on. :D

a Bat Sign

[Mistery]

1. Put it on a certificate
2. Put it near your bat cave
3. Draw it

ceiling

[Darknight]

1. walk on it (not recommended t otry)
2. Paint it
3. throw pencils at it and see if they stick

A stupid E-mail from your IT department

[Mistery]

1. Print it out unread and make a paper plane out of it
2. Forward it to the slurp spiders to deal with it
3. Read it aloud 50 times if you are bored :haha:

Sand

[Darknight]

1. Put your beach chair on it and relax
2. make a sand castle
3. Get mad because you have sand all over yourself

an Ice Cube

[Mistery]

1. Put it on your Perfectest Friend's head if he faints
2. Put it in your drink
3. Put in the pot in case of fire :hmm:

1 wing

[Darknight]

1. flap it and flop around in a circle :haha:
2. Eat it :D Yummy
3. Get your broken Wing patch from your Biker gang.

a MOOO COW

[Mistery]

ROFL to the first one :haha:

1. Talk to it in cowish "Mooooo"
2. Run away from it if it misunderstood you
3. Go to cowish classes to avoid this in future :haha:

cake

[SimplyCrazy]

1. Eat it
2. Throw it in someone's face
3. Say it's carrot cake when it's really banana cake, give it to OneBun and see if she turns into a monkey boss

A key chain

[Darknight]

1. put your Keys on it
2. get one that says "key's I haven't lost Yet"
3. give one to everyone that buys a new truck

a HotDog :D

[SimplyCrazy]

1. Eat it
2. Not eat it since you don't wanna offend Doglover
3. Shov it up your nose if you've just come out of a washing machine

A wrapped gift

[EscapeGirl]

1. Unwrap it
2. Give it to someone
3. Use it as a step stool to put the star on top of the tree....Oops..did I break it? :shy:

dinner platter

[NiteMixr]

Wash it,
Eat off it
DROP it..oopsies Did "I" do that??????

Dogs......

[SimplyCrazy]

1. Walk them
2. have one as your friend
3. Be allergic to them

A christmas tree

[Darknight]

1. Be Allergic to IT
2. hang lights on it
3. Burn it on New Years Eve (outside of course)

A Dime

[SimplyCrazy]

1. Ask for someone's thoughts
2. Put it in your piggy-bank :D
3. Put it in an envelope an send it to yourself if you're bored

An ear ring

[acasete]

1-patience
2-computer
3-updates
1+2+3=dieing while trying to update the computer

[Mistery]

@Acasete
Please read the rules.
You have to write three things that you can do with the given object given above, in this case "an ear ring", and then give the next object.



1. Ask for someone's thoughts

2. Put it in your piggy-bank

3. Put it in an envelope an send it to yourself if you're bored

An ear ring

1. Put it on.
2. Buy it.
3. Give it as X-mas gift

An elevator

[NiteMixr]

Go Up
Go Down
Ride it


Fruitcake

[lili]

1. Bake it.
2. Cut it.
3. Pick and eat just fruit first and later eat cake.

Computer

[SimplyCrazy]

1. GamersHood
2. GamersHood more
3. Hit it ith a hammer if it's too slow to GamersHood on

A broken soda bottle

[Darknight]

1. brake it :D
2. put a note in it and throw it in the Sea
3. recycle it

a winter coat

[EscapeGirl]

1. Wear it
2. Use it as Fur when you shave all yours off and give it to Mistery :$
3. Don't ever buy one if you live in Florida. (right, Darknight? :P)

A croissant

[Darknight]

1. put butter on it
2. Eat in :D
3. use it to make an Egg and Cheese Sandwich

a slow song

[EscapeGirl]

1. Dance close with da husbun :$
2. Kick the jukebox to make it come on.
3. Watch your hubsun have some very smooth dance moves. ;)

Jukebox

[Darknight]

1. Kick it to make a Slow song to come on.
2. Feed it Quaters forever
3. dance at a bar forever with da Wifey to the sound of one.

A Happy X-mas

[EscapeGirl]

1. Enjoy it
2. Get to talk on the phone with international friends and family!!! :D :D
3. Relax. :)

An OK Christmas

[SimplyCrazy]

1. Make it better than OK
2. Try to make the best out of it
3. Think that an OK Christmas is OK enough :P

A better than OK Christmas

[Darknight]

1. Run in circles screaming YAY
2. Play with your fav toys that you got
3. Thank Santa for the best X-mas ever

A cold morning

[Mistery]

1. Forget it by gamershooding.
2. Ask Darknight to bring some warm air over from his place and make it a not so cold morning :haha:
3. Enjoy it if you're not an alien.

an ashtray

[Darknight]

1. put your ashes in them
2. wash it and put peppermints in it If you quit smoking
3. Count how many cigarettes you smoked are in it

a roll of tape

[Mistery]

1. Use it on the legs of slurp spiders ;)
2. Put it in your utility belt.
3. Decorate a X-Mas tree with it if you are looney enough :haha:

A candle

[Darknight]

1. light it
2. melt wax on stuff with it
3. Have alot of them (36) :P on your B-day cake

a used tire

[Mistery]

:haha:

1. Use it as small boat on a lake.
2. Make flip-flops out of it.
3. Use it as a swing on children's playground

An egg

[Darknight]

1. boil it and Eat it
2. Fry it and Eat it
3. Scramble it and Eat It ( I like Eggys)

an empty egg carton

[Mistery]

1. Make egg holders in shape of a chicken for Eastern (I do that every year)
2. Use it to buy eggs on the market (they are glad if you have it with you)
3. Use it to make your small music studio soundproof.

A guitar

[Darknight]

1. take lessons to play it
2. then play it
3. smash it at the end of your show :git:

A new Pair of Shoes

[acasete]

1.Wear them
2.Take care of them(lol)
3.Give them as a present


A bad apple

[Darknight]

1. get worms out of it to fish with
2. put it in a compost pile
3. throw it at someone

a gift card

[acasete]

1.Give it to someone
2.Buy it and give it to someone after 2 years
3.Color it(if it's only black and white)

A walking tree

[Darknight]

1. get out of it's way
2. get a video of it.
3. trip it

a phone

[bread]

1. recieve call
2. send call
3. submerge in water

An Internet

[Darknight]

1. be a dork and say you helped create it.
2. Help it find it's outernet
3. surf it

a chicken sandwich

[bread]

1. eat it
2. feed it to a goat
3. submerge in water

A toilet filled with ducks

[Darknight]

1. flush it
2. close the lid on them
3. Spray the with buck shot

a Dirty pair of Pants

[Mistery]

1. Put them into the washing mashine
2. Dig a hole and put them in, then cover the hole
3. Bring it back to the store and explain sth very weird...

CD Player

[Darknight]

1. Listen to music
2. pretend its a beaming device to scare slurp spiders
3. drop it on your toe

a train

[Mistery]

1. Travel to another city
2. Play with it if it's a toy train
3. Climb on its top if you're a movie character

A cake

[Darknight]

1. Eat it
2. throw it iat someone
3. bake one

a tooth

[Mistery]

1. Pull it out (OUCH!)
2. Get an evil pinky attached to it...
3. Look at it at the museum if it is a dinosaur tooth

TAB key

[Darknight]

1. press it to Cheat :D
2. press it to indent
3. get it vonfused with the caps lock key

a protein shake

[Mistery]

1. Drink it.
2. Wash your hair with it as experiment
3. Shake it for 3 hours to get muscles :haha:

A marble

[Darknight]

1. Lose it
2. Roll it
3. throw it a someone

a BAT

[Mistery]

1. Have it as your Perfectest Friend :D
2. Look for it in old castles
3. Identify with it :P jk

An alarm clock

[Darknight]

1. Throw it
2. Hit it
3. make it your mortal enemy

a shoe

[Mistery]

1. Put a slimy slug in it if it's not your shoe
2. Buy it with the second one ;)
3. Clean it.

A recipe

[Darknight]

1. make it
2. look it up
3. Mix it

a phone call

[Mistery]

1. Receive it
2. Make it
3. Record it

Shampoo

[Darknight]

1. wash your hair with it
2. mix it with Acid to clean your shower (mask recommended)
3. use it to wash your body when your out of soap

a Mustashe

[Mistery]

1. Shave it off
2. Fix an artificial one under your nose
3. Let it grow long and participate in a competition

A mirror

[Darknight]

1. look at it
2. crack it
3. get bad lucky from it

a carpet :haha:

[Mistery]

1. Wash it in your shower if you have alien ancesters
2. Wash it outside using a hose if you have bat ancesters
3. Fly on it like Aladdin

A ghost

[Darknight]

1. be afraid of it
2. think its your long lost love
3. go boo to see if you scare it

a report

[Mistery]

1. Accept it
2. Write it
3. Loose it :o

A feather

[Darknight]

1. tickle somebunny with it
2. make a pen with it
3. put it in your hat

a Money tree

[Mistery]

(ooooh, I read Monkey tree first :haha:)

1. Give it enough water to grow
2. Pick money from it if you need it
3. Hide it in a safe with a lot of artificial light

A safe

[Darknight]

1 put your Monkey tree in it :haha: :P
2. put a monet tree in it
3. put bread in it to keep him safe :D

a pickle

[Mistery]

1. Decorate your sandwich with it.
2. Make an animated one
http://pic.piczo.com/img/i65667594_32589.gif
3. Eat it and make a grimace if you don't like sour things.

A mascot

[Darknight]

1. Laugh at it
2. LOL at it
3. ROLF at it

a Most Perfect Friend

[Mistery]

1. Snog her
2. Miss her when she's not on GH Planet
3. Get tired of her computer gibberish :haha:

A Perfectest Friend

[Darknight]

Oh ME likes #1 :hug:

1. Snog him :D
2. Entertain him :P
3. write Cool storys about him :)

a shower :D

[Mistery]

:hug:
1. Take a shower with your carpet :P
2. Use nectar instead of water if you are a butterfly
3. Use shampoo if you are a bat :haha:

Salt

[Darknight]

1. put it on all your food
2. put it on a Slug to kill it
3. throw it over your :hmm: (right ot left) Shoulder for luck.

a lucky charm

[Mistery]

1. Make sure that you have it always with you
2. Give it to someone who needs it very much
3. Loose it :(

A roll of toilet paper

[Darknight]

1. roll a friends house with it as a joke :D
2. put the very end of in in the toilet and flush it to see if the whole roll will go down
3. use it as an inside football when it's raining outside :D

a stapler

[SimplyCrazy]

1. Attach paper to the wall
2. Pierce your nose
3. Use it as usual office suplies

A statue

[george147]

1.look at
2.sit on :P
3.create(create a statue)

shells(sea shells)

[Darknight]

1. collect them
2. listen for the ocean in them
3. throw them

an Ice cream sunday

[acasete]

1.Eat it
2.Give it to your son
3.Throw it in a sea:P:D

A new computer game

[Jess]

1. play it
2. don't (because your drive don't work argh)
3. Sell it because you got it as a gift adn you already have it


A new gh story

[fredskywalker]

1) Read it
2) Write one
3) Dream about it

Your destiny

[SimplyCrazy]

1. Live it
2. Try to escape it
3. Change it

A lamp

[NiteMixr]

1. Turn it on
2. Smash it
3. Rub it for a genie.


A Telephone

[Darknight]

1. use it as a paper weight
2. call your mom with it
3. take it apart and see how it works

a wireless mouse

[SimplyCrazy]

1. Click, clickclick
2. Change the battery
3. Go click cos it won't click

A guitar

[Darknight]

1. Play it
2. string it
3. smash it

a new CD

[acasete]

1.Listen it
2.Write something on it (if it's empty)
3.As you said, smash it!

A fighter in your house

[Darknight]

1. fight em
2. watch em
3. leave em

a dog

[doglover]

1. Play with
2. Love them :luv:
3. Be one :D

Spoon

[SimplyCrazy]

1. Put it on your nose
2. Eat ice cream
3. Throw darts with them if you can't find your darts

A swim suit

[fredskywalker]

1) Put it on my head
2) Wear it for swimming (how original)
3) Wear it for a bikini party

A pyjamas

[SimplyCrazy]

1. Wear it all day in the weekends
2. Pyjamas party/sleepover :D
3. Wear it for school if all your other clothes are in the washing maschine

A shoe

[EscapeGirl]

1. wear it
2. walk with it
3. if you're an old lady you can live in it. (think, nursery rhymes..)

a scary client. :S

[Darknight]

1. Scare him back
2. tell him halloweens over so take off the mask
3. throw a tomato at him

a New uniform

[SimplyCrazy]

1. Try it on
2. Think that it makes you look fat
3. Stand in front of the mirror all day long with it on.

A mitten

[Darknight]

1. keep one hand warm
2. lose it too
3. make it into a puppet

an empty soup can

[EscapeGirl]

1. Play kick the can
2. Fill it with water...and....I don't know...do something with it. :S ;)
3. Get another can, and connect them with a string and call it a telephone. :D

A Bus Seat

[Darknight]

1. wipe it off before you sit in it
2. If it's just a bus seat with no bus. pretend its a racecar seat :D
3. Write something bad on it?

a tooth that you pulled out of your mouth :D

[EscapeGirl]

1. Stare at it in awe that you pulled it out at work
2. Tell other loonies what you did and have them worry about you.
3. Pull it out of your pocket when you're in your "chatty ;)" mood for story telling and use it as a prop.

A case of insomnia

[Darknight]

1. Paint your house/apartment because you can't sleep
2. take a sleeping pill
3. make prank calls late at night to your co - workers

A squished Kitten

[EscapeGirl]

ROFL!! :haha: I like # 3 especially!! :haha: (btw, I do clean my apartment when I can't sleep :P)

1. Give her a little helium ;)
2. Have her spill coffee or a latte
3. Let her rest and sleep on your shoulder. :)

Computer gibberish

[Darknight]

1. Pretend Like you Know it
2. Hear Lilli go Blah blah blah about it
3. Copy and Paste it to google to find out what their talking about.

A Helium Bottle

[SimplyCrazy]

1. Inhale it and howl :D
2. Fill a balloon and send it up to Mistery's space ship
3. Sing a song with a mousy voice

A pringle :D

[EscapeGirl]

1. Eat it
2. Give it to someone else to eat
3. Feed it to an animal.

A nice text (SMS) message

[SimplyCrazy]

1. Read it
2. Go aaaaaawww
3. Answer something nice

A chocolate bar

[EscapeGirl]

1. Devour it in 2.5 seconds flat :D
2. Share it with another chocolate lover
3. Save it, and only eat a little bit at a time. ;)

A boring office lunch meeting ;)

[Darknight]

1. Think of ME :P
2. Look at batman pics
3. Paint your Nails

A brake pad

[EscapeGirl]

1. Get them for $34 instead of $69. ;)
2. Put it on your truck
3. Replace it

A Batman Poster :D :D :D :D

[Darknight]

1. hang it on your wall
2. put it in a frame
3. Stare at it

a boring meeting

[EscapeGirl]

1. Stare at a Batman poster ;)
2. Sleep
3. Pretend your listening. :haha: :shy:

An Empty Box

[Mistery]

1. Fill it with your marbles :P
2. Put shaved BatCat in it
3. Collect bugs in it

an alarm clock

[EscapeGirl]

1. Throw it against the wall
2. Bash it with a hammer
3. Unplug it (or take out the batteries) :D

Ice cubes

[SimplyCrazy]

1. Put in your whiskey
2. Throw them at slurpies
3. Melt them if you don't have water

A bracelet

[EscapeGirl]

1. Admire it
2. Sell it
3. Lose it. :(

A fast car

[LadySadie]

1. Show off handbrake turns
2. Drive it really really slow on the motorway to annoy everyone
3. Sell it to my sister for a bag of chips

A hairbrush

[SimplyCrazy]

1. Brush your hair
2. Brush your hairy heart pillow :D
3. Brush your cat's fur

A band-aid

[Darknight]

1. put it on you eye and play pirate.
2. use it as tape
3. use it to make your ouchies go byebye.

A raw steak

[EscapeGirl]

1. Barbeque it.
2. Shish-kabob it
3. Throw it to the neighbor's barking dog to make it shut up.

A muddy sinkhole

[Darknight]

1. save your wifey pooh bunny bear from it and get a big kiss for doing so.
2. toss a weirdo guy into it and get a kiss from your wifey for doing so.
3. stare at it.

A cold Darknight. (i'm freezing)

[EscapeGirl]

1. Warm him up.http://www.clicksmilies.com/s1106/aktion/action-smiley-031.gif :hug2: :D
2. Give him a thicker bat cape. ;)
3. Put a heater near him. :D

2 hours to kill in a classroom :S

[Darknight]

1. think about da husbunny bear
2. study PFFFFT
3. draw on your desk/table/notebook

An Online translator

[EscapeGirl]

1. Translate things incorrectly and get many ROFL's! :haha:
2. Translate the Danish word, "Penge" incorrectly, and then go to the bakery and ask for PENGE. :haha:
3. Play a Japanese room escape game using the translator, and wonder why everything starts out with "Do you think....."

A vitamin

[Darknight]

1. Take it to get err.........vitamins in your body.
2. Smash it with a Hammer :D
3. put it in water and see how fast it dissovles.

A gallon of red paint

[EscapeGirl]

1. Paint your tan and navy uniforms red. ;)
2. Paint parking curbs in front of your house red so people don't block your driveway. :haha:
3. Toss it at a large canvas and call it art.

An orange

[Darknight]

1. Eat it
2. Smash it with a hammer :D:D:D
3. cut it into slices and share it with da wifey :D

A paper weight

[EscapeGirl]

(#3...Aww....:hug: And I think "smash it with a hammer is your favorite thing for everything. :haha:)

1. Club somebunny with it who's attacking you.
2. Hold down papers in da wind
3. Have it on your desk and never use it.

teddy bear

[Darknight]

1. hug it
2. keep it with you when your scared.
3. call it george so when you say you were hanging out with george people won't think you have a teddy bear.

A Hammer :D:D:D:D:D

[EscapeGirl]

(Aww.....George..:hug: :haha:)

1. Smash oranges with it.
2. Smash other things with it.
3. Roof a house ;)

A t-shirt

[Darknight]

1. wear it
2. get it wet :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
3. Rip it off like the HULK :D:D:D

a Dirty truck.

[EscapeGirl]

(ROFL ROFL ROFL!! :haha:)

1. Smash it with a hammer. :D ;) :o
2. Take it to the moutains and mud, and get it more dirty, then think about washing it. :D
3. Write "wash me" in the dirt. :P

A candle

[Darknight]

LOL your copying ME

1. use it in a Room Escape game under a paper lamp to get a code :D:D:D
2. see in the dark with it.
3. put it on your birthday cake and tell everybunny your one.

An On-line Wifey? :P

[EscapeGirl]

(Warm front copying ME? Nah...;))

1. Kiss her
2. Hug and kiss her
3. come up with very long and funny titles for her while hugging and kissing her. (:haha: Nobunny is in a kissy mood. :haha: :$)

Online Husbun (Nope....not copying you. :P)

[Darknight]

Ya Right :P

1. All of the above :D:hug::D
2. Forever dance with him
3. Copy Him :P

A Copy Cat in a kissy mood :P

[EscapeGirl]

1. Ask Sir Theme....it might be Neko. :D
2. Tell her to knock it off. :o :(
3. Enjoy it. ;)

A missing alien

[Darknight]

LOL

1. Look for Her.
2. Scream Her Name to see if she will come back sooner.
3. Rename Her to - "MY MISSING MOST PERFECT FRIEND" ?

A Slow ChitChat2

[EscapeGirl]

1. Feel sad
2. Be alooney
3. Decide to play forum games instead.

Fire

[Darknight]

1. Play with it?
2. Put it out
3. burn the hairs off of your arm.

COFFEE :D:D:D

[EscapeGirl]

1. Spill it!!!!
2. Add lots of cream and sugar
3. Drink it for more BUNergy!

Kitty whiskers

[Darknight]

1. pet them
2. if their your wifeys kiss em :$
3. If their not your wifeys pluck them and watch the cat walk funny :P

A pizza cutter :haha: (I don't know why)

[EscapeGirl]

1. Cut a pizza
2. Cut Play Doh
3. Cut other things..:?

A spatula :D

[Darknight]

1. Spank someone with it
2. flip a burger with it
3. use it to smack flies

A packing Slip (work thingy)

[EscapeGirl]

1. Add it to the parts order box for the customer
2. Make sure all the parts ordered on the packing slip are in the box
3. Keep a copy for your file

(How'd I do? :P)

10 students

[Darknight]

If 1 is the Shipper youy did Great

1. Teach them someting good?
2. Tell them to be quiet or you'll give them homework
3. I guess I can't smash them with a hammer so, Play a movie for them to watch.
A Fax Machine

[EscapeGirl]

Yay! :D

1. Transmit letters to Attorneys
2. Photocopy your face, and fax it to random fax numbers. :haha:
3. Beat the heck out of it with a baseball bat like in Office Space :haha:

Photocopy Machine

[Darknight]

I want a face fax :D

1. Sit on it a copy your Bottom :haha:
2. use it to scan stuff for forum games :D:D
3. Smash It With A hammer :D:D:D:D

A small white Rock?

[EscapeGirl]

(Haha...it' be a scary looking fax! :haha:)

1. Throw it at somebunny (not recommended. :P)
2. Spray paint it
3. Make it your pet rock, and call it Bob :P

A check

[Darknight]

Not from you...If I faxed my face it would break your fax.

1. cash it
2. put it in your checking account and hope that nothing bounced.
3. write one out to yourself for a million dollars and use it to motivate yourself.

A toy truck

[EscapeGirl]

Pfft!! Whatever!! :P I've seen your face, silly!!! :hug:)

1. drive it through mud
2. give it to a child
3. collect it as an adult. :D

Calculator

[Jess]

1. Calculate with it
2. Have it taken away because you are using it when you are supposed to be using your head (I was checking my problem)
3. Smash it!!

A broken laptop

[Darknight]

1. Smash it with a hammer:D
2. save it for parts?
3. Play fresbee with it

A pencil holder

[Jess]

1. hide mini three muckeeters bars in it
2. put it on your desk (though it is useless there, because the pencils keep mysteriously disappearing)
3. use it as a hat

200 smileys

[EscapeGirl]

1. Post them in one post
2. Give lots of hug smilies to da friends on da hood.
3. Give lots of kissy smilies to da husbun :$

Seaweed

[Darknight]

Seaweed???????

1. Eat it (yuck)
2. put it on your head and say -Look at my green hair.
3. use it to cover a hole you dug at the beach and watch people fall in it.

a magnet

[EscapeGirl]

ROFL! :haha:

1. Tie a string to it and get metal things out of hard to reach places
2. Be McGuyver and make a ship or something.
3. Mess up a cassette tape with it (Or..bash it with a hammer :P).

A pillow

[wirodeu]

1. Sleep on it.
2. Have a fight whit it.
3. Cut it into two pieces.

Nothing (Sorry, I forgot that.)

[EscapeGirl]

@ Wirodeu.....You forgot to leave the name of another item. ;)

Since you put nothing, "nothing" is what I will do. ;)

Nothing

1. Add something to nothing and make everything.
2. Do nothing with it
3. Do it when you are bored. :P

A naval ring

[Darknight]

Like a belly ring?

1. :D:D:D:D Look at it.
2. Ask if it hurts
3. wear it?

A jukebox

[EscapeGirl]

(ya...a belly ring. No, it doesn't hurt!! :haha:)

1. Kick it
2. dance to the music from it with da wonderful husbun forever
3. Replace it when it gets stuck on loop playing Yani. :haha:

A raindrop

[wirodeu]

1. Sing a song about it.
2. Watch it fall.
3. Watch it get heated.

Scissors

[EscapeGirl]

1. Don't run with them. :haha:
2. Cut paper with them
3. Cut hair

A zebra

[wirodeu]

A zebra

1. Watch at it.
2. Feed it.
3. Wondering if they're black & white, Or white and black.

Riddle

[Darknight]

1. solve it
2. put your hair out because of it.
3. make one

A book

[wirodeu]

A book

1. Throw it at darknight.
2. Read it in GH hotel.
3. Throw it in the river.

Bear

[EscapeGirl]

1. Feed it a lot of fish so it doesn't eat you
2. Set it free from a zoo
3. Play dead and hope it leaves you alone.

Lemons

[Darknight]

1 Make lemonade :D
2 garnish your drink with a slice of it.
3 put some in your tea

a Sticker

[EscapeGirl]

1. Stick it on your forehead and walk around like a dork all day. :P
2. Put it on a child's homework when they did a good job to make them feel good.
3. If it's a Batman sticker....give it to Darknight. :D

Blanket :zzz:

[Darknight]

1. snuggle with it
2. cover yourself to stay warm
3. wash it when it gets dirty

A dead cell phone :P

[EscapeGirl]

Pfft! ;)

1. Not take pics with it. :P
2. Stare at it and say, "Oops."
3. CHARGE IT!?!?!?!?! ;)

Keys

[Darknight]

1. If door keys use them to get in your house
2. If hotel keys leave them next to a pretty lady :haha:
3. If car keys use them to start you car.

A box of rocks

[wirodeu]

1. Empty it.
2. Set the box on fire.
3. Decide to run away from the box cuz it might be cursed.

A scared person

[Mcakkay]

1. hug
2. calm
3. help

(I dont know what else has been said on this thread)

Trophy!

[EscapeGirl]

1. Place it proudly in a display case
2. Steal if from the other team when you believe YOUR team won, not theirs. :P
3. Give it to somebunny and say they are number 1. :$

An Empty soda can

[Mcakkay]

1. Crush it
2. shoot it
3. throw it out

finger nails!

[EscapeGirl]

1. Clip them
2. Paint them
3. Chew them off when you're nervous. :P

A remote control

[Darknight]

1. Lose it and spend more time freaking out about it than walking up to the tv and turnning it on.
2. put tapeon the battery coverso it don't fall off.
3. point and Click :D:D:D:D:D:D

A Rainy Day

[Mcakkay]

1. dance in the streets!
2. pout inside at the window
3. movie nightt!!

empty package

[Darknight]

1. Save it to pack smoething else in.
2. say it has a kiss in it and give it to your Wifey
3. step on it.

A Block of ICE

[Mcakkay]

1) Lick it!
2) play soccer with it
3) slip on it and fall:s

broken necklace

[Chris-ov-Donny]

1)fix it
2)throw it away
3)sell it

A Horse

[EscapeGirl]

1. Ride it
2. Brush and groom it.
3. Love it. :luv: (I love horses!! :D)

A lazy cat ;)

[Darknight]

1 sit next to her and be a lazy bat.
2 put it on your shoulder
3 give it some BUNergy :hug:

A bendy straw

[Hitman]

1. uhh...try to unbend it
2. Throw it :P
3. Drink water(or anything else) with it (it'll be fun)

A Gun

[Darknight]

1. throw it in Da rvier when done with it?
2. Sell it
3. be a hitman with it?

cold fingers

[EscapeGirl]

1. Have da wifey warm them up :$
2. Put on gloves
3. Gather around a bonfire, and put your hands just above the fire to warm them. :D

A looney Road