3 things you can do with...

[Rima]

tickle him
give milk
give fish to make him happpy :D

printer

[1momomo124]

destroy it
use it
and copy with it

gum

[someguy]

chew it
shoot it
chew it and then stick it in someones hair

a rock

[1momomo124]

throw it
keep it
throw it away
an ipod

[someguy]

load it with all of your fav. songs
listen to it
crush it out of anger

A cell phone

[Rima]

talk with frnds through it
play games on it
listen music on it

A Music Player

[Mulan]

sell it
give it to others
clean it

a car

[gh1]

drive in it, sit in it, and eat in it

3 things you can do with a brain

[oxamiraxo]

think,
not use,
poke.


umm...
3 things you can do w/ a llama.

[Mulan]

sell it
give it to others
adopt it

a book

[someguy]

read it
burn it
randomly laugh at it

Thailand

[Clank]

visit it
obey it
research it

Coffee

[Rima]

make it
shake it
drink it

pizza

[someguy]

bake it
burn it
blow it up

success

[Justeazy]

Achieve it
Beg the people who have it
Misspell it "succeess"


A keyboard

[Rima]

buy it
sell it
type smthing with it...!!

Pc

[someguy]

use it
smash it
sell it

Power

[Justeazy]

Charge a cell phone
Get it from re-newable sources
Use it to TAKE OVER TEH WORLD!!! HMWAHAHAHAHAhahahahack hack hack cough cough sputter... umm.. excuse me *clears throat*


A scissor (not a pair of scissors, but just the one half, :P)

[ShiningStar]

:hmm: ummm..

you can throw it
cut something
and uh destroy something :P

um a cupcake

[icanguess]

choose it
buy it
share with a friend

A boat.

[Fraggle returns]

Mutiny on it
hoist the jolly rodger and drink rum
Sail off into the sunset

half a coconut shell

[Darknight]

Drink from it.
use it as a hat.
Go crazy and call it wilson jr and be it's best friend.

A shoe string.

[HANFGARN]

tie your shoe
use it as a moustache
cut it into pieces, and use it as confetti

A broken cd

[Clank]

reflect light off it
use it as a firsby
pretend it works :P

a tyre :)

[linkinpark333]

roll it done a hill lol
use it for a flat
and...
pretend its a steering wheel??

computer

[Clank]

play on it
information from it
go on gh :D

a hoover

[linkinpark333]

use as a microphone
play air guitar
and uh... vacuum??? lol

a piece of paper

[Chocbubbles]

write on it
make it into a hat
and draw your friends wedding on it

a cloud

[Lilliputt]

A cloud?
Well... I can:
Look at it
paint it
make them as I roll off with my rocket walker :P

nut

[tipper75]

Shell it.
Roast it.
Salt it.
Eat it:D

An empty water bottle.

[Lilliputt]

Fill it
Cut it
Throw it in a fountain to see if it floats :P

A mouse

[RBS]

Curse at it for scaring you
Move your cursor with it
Throw it in a fountain to see if it floats

A silver dollar

[Lilliputt]

Polish it
Weigh it
Stare at it and realise it doesn't float in a fountain :haha:

Basket

[RBS]

:D

Fill it with coins from a fountain
Fill it with eggs from chickens
Fill it with goodies to take to Grandma who lives in the woods

a slingshot

[Lilliputt]

Load it with pebbel
Aim with it
Shoot at big bad Rheumatism :P

Fake teeth :D

[OscarW]

Break them
Clean them
Use them

Manatee

[RBS]

Swim with it
Feed it
Ask it where it goes to the bathroom and swim away as fast as you can

empty water bottle

[OscarW]

Use it to fire fireworks from
Use it as an one-shot silencer
Fill it with water

Sheep

[RBS]

Count them
Shear them
Return one to Bo Peep and herd the rest

one shoe

[OscarW]

Try and find the second one
Walk funny
Throw at the cat

Bunny

[tipper75]

Pet it.
Walk it.
Eat it:D

Sunscreen Lotion

[OscarW]

OneBun better not hear it :P

Use it
Drink it
Lose it

Coconut

[RBS]

drill two holes and drink the milk
saw it in half and peel out the meat
make the classic bra out of the two empty halves

a pen that won't write

[tipper75]

Scribble , scribble, scribble until it writes.
Throw it away.
Leave it to you favorite bartender.

Paper Weight

[OscarW]

Keep papers down
Collect them
Throw them (great stress relief)

soap-box cart

[RBS]

build it
find a small kid to ride in it
trick it out with chrome and faux fur

a non-winning lottery ticket

[funja]

Say you won and wave it around
return it and say you didnt like it
use as a tissue

a broken phone

[RBS]

Stand in a crowded place and pretend you are talking to someone important
Whistle a ringtone, answer it, hand it to a stranger and say "its for you"
Put an old timey looking label on it "if found return to A. G. Bell"

a ukulele

[tipper75]

What kind of broken phone?

A cell phone - try to get your numbers off it and recycle it.
A home wireless phone - send it to the recycle center.
The old crank types, well you have to use that to drive all the fish out of your favorite catfish ponds:D

A broken Compact Fluorescent Bulb

[Lilliputt]

Look at it
Wonder what it does
Fail to fix it :P

A cute kitten

[OscarW]

Pet it
Take pictures of it
Make it a moderator (Escapegirl)

Shades

[Lilliputt]

Use them as sun glasses
Use them as blinds for a window
Track down vampires by not spotting them on one :P

super glue

[OscarW]

Glue things together
Flame-thrower (Blues Brothers)
As a Prank

Vampire

[Lilliputt]

Happily greet him/her
Suspiciously question his/her gazing of my neck
Offer a nice fresh glas of Holy Water

An Oscar :P

[OscarW]

Win it
Lose it
Publish him :D

a Guido

[RBS]

Tawk to it in a really annoying accent
Feed it spaghetti
Feed it to Snooky

a ukulele

[tipper75]

Strum it.
Pick it.
Smash it up Pete Townshend style.

Beef Brisket

[leevava]

Beef Brisket

barbecue it
eat it
share it with friends

A Masquerade

[Lilliputt]

Arrange it
Mingle in it
Loose mask in it :$

School

[Chocbubbles]

learn in it
teach in it
make friends in it

accordion

[Lilliputt]

Try it on
Figure out how to use it
Make friends go crazy when playin it http://www.smilies.4-user.de/include/Musik/smilie_musik_034.gif (http://www.smilies.4-user.de)

Pepper

[Chocbubbles]

sneeze
throw it over your shoulder
season food with it

wasp

[Lilliputt]

Curiously wonder why it is sitting on my back
Try to wave it away
Scream at it cuz it BIT ME! OUCH!

A pair of flip-flops

[OscarW]

Wear them
Break them
Lose them

a Ferret

[Lilliputt]

Catch it
Try to feed it
Watch it as it runs away

Mosquito

[OscarW]

Get stung
Squash it
Get sick from it

A big stick

[RBS]

Carry it and speak softly telling people "I have a big stick."
Keep snakes away while berry pickin'
Play fetch with a giant dog

A pile of raked leaves

[OscarW]

Set them on fire
Scatter them
Put them in a bag

A pair of Wellies

[Lilliputt]

Put them on
Go right through muddy lands with them
and get stuck :P

Ear piece

[OscarW]

Talk obnoxious loud
Throw it
Change battery

a Squishy

[EscapeGirl]

(LOL, a what?) :?

1. Squish it
2. Scrunch it
3. Throw it

A dust bunny

[OscarW]

1. Feed it
2. Vacuum it
3. Throw it away

A scrunchie

[EscapeGirl]

1. Put it in your hair for a side ponytail and pretend you're in an 80's rock band.
2. Fling like a rubber band at someone
3. Tie dye it.

A rain drop

[OscarW]

1. drink it
2. let it fall on a hotplate
3. let it fall alltogether

a rubber band

[EscapeGirl]

1. Shoot it at someone
2. Make a slingshot with it.
3. Use it to keep a poster all rolled up.

A bubble

[OscarW]

1. put a boy in it
2. blow it to make a bigger one
3. pop it

a christmas hat

[400]

1. put it on and look silly
2. use it as a decoration
3. pretend to be Santa

a Q-Tip

[TANUKI]

1.Clean Ears (although, I believe this has now been proven to cause damage to eardrums... so best not)

2.Clean an old video games cartridge.

3.Oars for a beetle in a tiny canoe.

a can of beer!

[Timdogg]

1. Drink the contents

2. Smash it on your forehead

3. Then please recycle, lets not get all trashy!

A dead cat

[linkinpark333]

im surprised that the previous post hasnt been edited or reported. thats disgusting. ill ignore the d word.

3 things you can do with a cat.

1. play with it.
2. cuddle with it.
3 pet its fur.

A toliet paper roll

[OscarW]

1. bin it
2. give it to my hamster
3. make a spyglass

a Keg

[Kzin]

1. Roll it down a mountain.

2. Empty it and float around on it.

3. Live in it like Diogenes.

A snowman.:cattail: