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Samuel
08-30-2006, 21:31:43
<<This is a thread about our interactive adventures on GamersHood Planet.

Special Rules:
This thread is special and is created in an interactive manner upon agreement. This means that it is clear who will post next until a story has finished. Please do not post spontaneously in this thread.
If you would like to post here, you need a co-author (a partner), and get an agreement in Chit Chat thread. Sometimes you might be asked to wait until a story has finished, or even to wait until a pair of posters who already have an agreement finish their story.
The stories have to do with our lives and roles on GamersHood Planet.
Spam, posts with aggressive contents and inappropriate posts will be deleted.
Mistery>>
EDIT: Please post your comments about the stories/chapters here: http://gamershood.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3327


oh alright mistery. but the...RIDDLER!!!! only goes by wikipedia, and nothing else!

Mistery
08-30-2006, 21:32:10
.... and misses a lot ;)

Samuel
08-30-2006, 21:35:56
ouch lol
the...RIDDLER!!!! takes a body blow from mistery the evil doer masquerading (spelling?) as a kind moderator...what'll happen next? tune in for the next episode!

Mistery
08-30-2006, 21:40:25
ouch lol
the...RIDDLER!!!! takes a body blow from mistery the evil doer masquerading (spelling?) as a kind moderator...what'll happen next? tune in for the next episode!


First training phase:
:susel:
:kngt:

Then the final match:
:box:

To see what happens next, don't miss the next episode.

Samuel
08-30-2006, 21:56:03
the...RIDDLER!!!! has been beaten badly, but he still holds the trump card. he knows mistery's secret identity!!! to find out what happens next... lol you know the drill

Mistery
08-30-2006, 22:01:11
the...RIDDLER!!!! has been beaten badly, but he still holds the trump card. he knows mistery's secret identity!!! to find out what happens next... lol you know the drill

Sammy (pardon... the RIDDLER!!!!) goes to the local newspaper and gives them a photo of real Mistery, so on the next day it is published:


http://wahorn.web.aplus.net/headboy/ugly%20head%20throat%20face%20small.jpg

How the readers react, see in the next episode.

Samuel
08-30-2006, 22:05:01
hey mistery congrats on being MOTD over on nordinho


Every reader who sees this picture starts vomiting uncontrollably, it is so ugly its making people sick. It is then that the...RIDDLER!!!! realizes he has played right into the evil-doing hands of mistery. find out what he did next on the next episode.

Mistery
08-30-2006, 22:10:32
hey mistery congrats on being MOTD over on nordinho


Every reader who sees this picture starts vomiting uncontrollably, it is so ugly its making people sick. It is then that the...RIDDLER!!!! realizes he has played right into the evil-doing hands of mistery. find out what he did next on the next episode.

OMG, didn't realize I was MOTD, thanks for telling me :)


The RIDDLER!!!! tried to heal all the sick people. Meanwhile Mistery entered secretly the apartment of the RIDDLER!!!! and found a safe.
Unfortunately it was closed.

*Mistery thinks very hard on how to open the safe :thk: * and cut....

Can Mistery open the safe? And if yes, what is hidden in there? Don't miss the next episode!

Darknight
08-30-2006, 22:17:48
This Chat seems to be just like my old 70 TV shows except its (Same bat time, same bat channel.)

dazedncrazed
08-30-2006, 22:19:52
yeah - I think you should open a new thread,
RIDDLER vs MISTERY

It'll be the same as watching TV!! lol

Samuel
08-30-2006, 22:20:24
OMG, didn't realize I was MOTD, thanks for telling me :)


The RIDDLER!!!! tried to heal all the sick people. Meanwhile Mistery entered secretly the apartment of the RIDDLER!!!! and found a safe.
Unfortunately it was closed.

*Mistery thinks very hard on how to open the safe :thk: * and cut....

Can Mistery open the safe? And if yes, what is hidden in there? Don't miss the next episode!
Mistery suddenly notices the letters she quickly realizes that they mean
18 05 13. she unlocks the safe and looks whats inside. she cant believe what she's seeing its...

you know whats coming next episode

Mistery
08-30-2006, 22:27:08
Mistery suddenly notices the letters she quickly realizes that they mean
18 05 13. she unlocks the safe and looks whats inside. she cant believe what she's seeing its...

you know whats coming next episode

Bye Darknight :)


She sees a huge collection of papers. As she takes a closer look, she realizes that the RIDDLER!!!! has printed out every page of Wikipedia for the case that the server goes down.
Mistery faints of shock.


To be continued....

Lilliputt
08-30-2006, 22:29:36
http://www.smileyarena.com/emoticons/Main/Large_Mix/biglol.gif

I can't wait to read what happened next.

Samuel
08-30-2006, 22:36:23
Yes, the...RIDDLER!!!! has been proven . . . a fraud! He suddenly falls to his knees. He knows his terrible secret has been released! Now he and Mistery are both out of commission. What'll happen next? Will either of them ever recover?

Find out next time.

Freakshow59
08-30-2006, 22:41:21
Yes, the...RIDDLER!!!! has been proven . . . a fraud! He suddenly falls to his knees. He knows his terrible secret has been released! Now he and Mistery are both out of commission. What'll happen next? Will either of them ever recover?

Find out next time.


*wonders what Sam smoked before he posted this* Hmmm. . . I have the weirdest sensation that this is all gonna go to some new thread that Sam will make and eventually, and it'll become the next big hit in the General Chat area. . .

Mistery
08-30-2006, 22:42:33
jack enters the scene after working through 3 weeks, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
He stares at the RIDDLER!!!! and Mistery lying on the floor in the deepest unconsciousness.
Then he walks to the safe and starts laughing. And laughs and laughs and laughs .... louder and louder ..... the laughter becomes histerical. Because of this very loud noise, the RIDDLER!!!! and Mistery wake up. They are very curious why jack can not stop laughing.


Find it out in the next episode!

Lilliputt
08-30-2006, 22:42:57
I think so too, Freakshow.

Freakshow59
08-30-2006, 22:46:08
jack enters the scene after working through 3 weeks, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
He stares at the RIDDLER!!!! and Mistery lying on the floor in the deepest unconsciousness.
Then he walks to the safe and starts laughing. And laughs and laughs and laughs .... louder and louder ..... the laughter becomes histerical. Because of this very loud noise, the RIDDLER!!!! and Mistery wake up. They are very curious why jack can not stop laughing.


Find it out in the next episode!

*thinks Mistery mustve smoked wit Sam* I'm sorry, but someone pushed my wiseass button today, so if I'm offending you, I'm sorry :( :P

doglover
08-30-2006, 22:48:39
HAHA!!! She'll bann you!!!! You insulted a moderator!!! READ THE RULES!!!!!!!
*thinks where the hell is Mistery and why she doesn't bann Freakshow... :?*





:haha: GOTCHA!!!

Mistery
08-30-2006, 22:49:53
*thinks Mistery mustve smoked wit Sam* I'm sorry, but someone pushed my wiseass button today, so if I'm offending you, I'm sorry :( :P

No, we didn't smoke anything, just read this book today:

Freakshow59
08-30-2006, 22:52:27
hmmm. . . I'm not the book type, nor the creative type, it just comes to me naturally. . .


@ Dog- I got connections, that's why I can push an envelope a bit. . .

Samuel
08-30-2006, 23:42:37
jack enters the scene after working through 3 weeks, 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
He stares at the RIDDLER!!!! and Mistery lying on the floor in the deepest unconsciousness.
Then he walks to the safe and starts laughing. And laughs and laughs and laughs .... louder and louder ..... the laughter becomes histerical. Because of this very loud noise, the RIDDLER!!!! and Mistery wake up. They are very curious why jack can not stop laughing.


Find it out in the next episode!

the...RIDDLER!!!! gets up first. He walks over to Jack and asks "Why are you laughing?"
Jack says "I just came in here and I saw Mistery,s face. Like WOW its hilarious!"
the...RIDDLER!!!! realizes this too and starts pointing and laughing at Mistery along with Jack.
Mistery hears the entire conversation and gets up with fire in her eyes, shes back with a vengeance!

find out what mistery does next episode.

Mistery
08-30-2006, 23:49:07
the...RIDDLER!!!! gets up first. He walks over to Jack and asks "Why are you laughing?"
Jack says "I just came in here and I saw Mistery,s face. Like WOW its hilarious!"
the...RIDDLER!!!! realizes this too and starts pointing and laughing at Mistery along with Jack.
Mistery hears the entire conversation and gets up with fire in her eyes, shes back with a vengeance!

find out what mistery does next episode.

Mistery has fire in her eyes and focuses on the papers in the safe. Suddenly all those Wikipedia pages start to burn.
The RIDDLER!!!! starts to shout "No, not my Wikipedia pages, I can't live without them!" but it is too late.
Jack stops laughing. The RIDDLER!!!! rans to his pc and goes to Wikipedia. He starts to print out all those pages again while Jack uses a fire extinguisher on Mistery so that she can not burn the new printed out papers again.
Unfortunately the foam has a very strange effect on Mistery.


Find out what happens in the next episode.

Samuel
08-31-2006, 00:01:52
Mistery has fire in her eyes and focuses on the papers in the safe. Suddenly all those Wikipedia pages start to burn.
The RIDDLER!!!! starts to shout "No, not my Wikipedia pages, I can't live without them!" but it is too late.
Jack stops laughing. The RIDDLER!!!! rans to his pc and goes to Wikipedia. He starts to print out all those pages again while Jack uses a fire extinguisher on Mistery so that she can not burn the new printed out papers again.
Unfortunately the foam has a very strange effect on Mistery.


Find out what happens in the next episode.
The foam is making her grow bigger and bigger! Jack, being as slow as he is, doesnt realize this until its too late! She keeps growing and growing, through the ceiling through the roof its amazing! the...RIDDLER!!!! turns around to see this and quickly devises a plan to take her down. tha plan is...

find out next episode.

Mistery
08-31-2006, 00:14:51
The foam is making her grow bigger and bigger! Jack, being as slow as he is, doesnt realize this until its too late! She keeps growing and growing, through the ceiling through the roof its amazing! the...RIDDLER!!!! turns around to see this and quickly devises a plan to take her down. tha plan is...

find out next episode.

(Great picture Sammy!)


.... to look up on Wiki how to make shrink your opponents. There is indeed a recipe, but it needs besides of salt, sugar, beans and pieces of paper also two things that the RIDDLER!!!! does not have at home: a magnetic cup and a sunflower. The RIDDLER!!!! rans out of the house and grabs a sunflower. But where could he find a magnetic cup? He is desperate, but then has a good idea....

Don't miss the next episode.

Samuel
08-31-2006, 00:34:39
(Great picture Sammy!)


.... to look up on Wiki how to make shrink your opponents. There is indeed a recipe, but it needs besides of salt, sugar, beans and pieces of paper also two things that the RIDDLER!!!! does not have at home: a magnetic cup and a sunflower. The RIDDLER!!!! rans out of the house and grabs a sunflower. But where could he find a magnetic cup? He is desperate, but then has a good idea....

Don't miss the next episode.

(Heh heh i know :D)

He realizes that he had a sudden bit of memory loss. He has his own magnetic cup and it happens to be his favourite coffee mug! the...RIDDLER then remembers with dread that hs mug is in the dishwasher. Knowing that a wet mug is of no use to him he starts to think of how to get around this obstacle. Suddenly, a lightbulb goes off in Jacks head, he knows what to do...

Stay tuned for the next episode

Freakshow59
08-31-2006, 00:39:19
*thinks this should all be moved to a different thread. . .*

dazedncrazed
08-31-2006, 00:40:42
yeah me to..lol - don't want to post anything in case I disrupt the flow....am enjoying it though, it's like a comic book!!

Mistery
08-31-2006, 00:42:02
(Heh heh i know :D)

He realizes that he had a sudden bit of memory loss. He has his own magnetic cup and it happens to be his favourite coffee mug! the...RIDDLER then remembers with dread that hs mug is in the dishwasher. Knowing that a wet mug is of no use to him he starts to think of how to get around this obstacle. Suddenly, a lightbulb goes off in Jacks head, he knows what to do...

Stay tuned for the next episode

Jack takes a huge magnet from the shelf, walks in front of the running dishwasher and points the magnet to it. The magnetic cup flyes out of the dishwasher breaking its front.
Then Jack takes a hair-dryer and dries he cup, while the RIDDLER!!!! is still printing out Wiki pages :D
Jack mixes then all the ingredients but doesn't know what to do with the mixture. So he calles the RIDDLER!!!! to help him. The RIDDLER!!!! takes the mixture and fills it into a ....

Check back to see what happens next.

Samuel
08-31-2006, 01:02:43
Jack takes a huge magnet from the shelf, walks in front of the running dishwasher and points the magnet to it. The magnetic cup flyes out of the dishwasher breaking its front.
Then Jack takes a hair-dryer and dries he cup, while the RIDDLER!!!! is still printing out Wiki pages :D
Jack mixes then all the ingredients but doesn't know what to do with the mixture. So he calles the RIDDLER!!!! to help him. The RIDDLER!!!! takes the mixture and fills it into a ....

Check back to see what happens next.
Flower pot! Lol the...RIDDLER!!!! had read Jack and the Beanstalk along time ago and seeing Jack reminded him of it. The beanstalk grew and grew and grew until it was as tall as Mistery. They climbed up the beanstalk ready for the final battle with Mistery, she was wreaking havoc everywhere! the...RIDDLER!!!! knew he would need one more bright idea if he were to defeat the evil doer...

Mistery
08-31-2006, 01:19:21
Flower pot! Lol the...RIDDLER!!!! had read Jack and the Beanstalk along time ago and seeing Jack reminded him of it. The beanstalk grew and grew and grew until it was as tall as Mistery. They climbed up the beanstalk ready for the final battle with Mistery, she was wreaking havoc everywhere! the...RIDDLER!!!! knew he would need one more bright idea if he were to defeat the evil doer...

The best idea he had was to make a riddle competition with Mistery. The looser would have to stay in a cave deep down under the earth for the rest of the coming years.
Mistery agreed and Jack had to give 5 riddles. The first riddle was won by the RIDDLER!!!! as he was faster as Mistery. The second riddle was solved by Mistery as the answer was not on Wiki as it was about strange color names (LOL :D). The third riddle was won by Mistery because the RIDDLER!!!! lost balance on the leaf of the beanstalk and was busy with regaining balance. The fourth riddle was solved by the RIDDLER!!!! as Mistery has never heard of the code that was required to decode Jack's text.
Then the fifth and last riddle followed. Mistery and the RIDDLER!!!! knew that they had to be smart and quick if they didn't want to go under the earth forever. After Jack asked the question, both participants tried to think as fast as possible. Mistery got smaller and smaller and regained her normal size and Jack and the RIDDLER!!!! climbed down again. Still no answer. THINK - THINK - THINK!!!!

To be continued....

Samuel
08-31-2006, 01:42:14
Suddenly, Mistery yelled out "IVE GOT IT!" the...RIDDLER couldnt believe it! he had never been beaten in a riddling competition, i mean thats why they call him the...RIDDLER!!!!

Mistery yelled out her answer and... SHE WAS WRONG!!!
Jack seemed happy and the...RIDDLER!!!! was relieved. Now he knew that if he could figure out the answer to this riddle ho would win. He looked up to the heavens and suddenly it hit him! The answer was...

Stay tuned we are nearing the end

Mistery
08-31-2006, 01:56:41
Suddenly, Mistery yelled out "IVE GOT IT!" the...RIDDLER couldnt believe it! he had never been beaten in a riddling competition, i mean thats why they call him the...RIDDLER!!!!

Mistery yelled out her answer and... SHE WAS WRONG!!!
Jack seemed happy and the...RIDDLER!!!! was relieved. Now he knew that if he could figure out the answer to this riddle ho would win. He looked up to the heavens and suddenly it hit him! The answer was...

Stay tuned we are nearing the end

.... LOOK UP TO THE SKY (:D). So he yelled "Look up to the sky!!!!". The voice was so pushing, that Jack and Mistery made a reflex movement and looked up. There they saw a witch fly by. Completely overwhelmed, they watched the witch that was chased by a flying dragon and forgot about the riddle competition. The RIDDLER!!!! kept shouting: "Look up to the sky! Look up to the sky!", but Jack and Mistery just answered: "Yes, we do. Very interesting.". The RIDDLER!!!! almost started to cry. What should he do now?

The end is very near, check back to see it.

Samuel
08-31-2006, 02:10:44
He realizes that it'll take something special to get theyre attention. So, he takes off his mask and reveals himself. "Yes, its me Sammy"

Mistery and Jack instantly look at him in shock. "Sammy?"

"Yes its me" I said, "its been me all along! and the answer is look up to the sky!"

Jack smiled he knew it was over, and it dawned in Mistery too

"NO!" She screamed. "Beat by Sammy! Of all people, wow I'll never live this down!"

And she was right, right there she turned to dust. It was over. Mistery was defeated and the...RIDDLER!!!! had saved the day again.

He may have just saved the world, but it was just an average day for THE...RIDDLER!!!!


THE END :D unless Mistery has something to add :)
Keep an eye out, you never know when Episode 2 will be coming out!

Mistery
08-31-2006, 02:14:14
LOL. :D
A revenge will follow at a later time. Just have to read a second book about creativity first because I want to win the next round. ;)

By the way, Sammy, we should publish a book with our short stories :D

Samuel
08-31-2006, 02:17:23
lol we managed to take up 5 or 6 pages with this

but i'll be waiting for the next episode, we'll see if you win :D

Lilliputt
08-31-2006, 02:18:52
Finally I can go to bed! Who can leave without reading the end of a story like that. It was so funny! I think you MUST publish a book with your short stories. Well I'm off. Good night!

Mistery
08-31-2006, 02:18:53
Yeah, looking forward to the next round :D

Thanks Lilliputt and good night :)

Samuel
08-31-2006, 02:21:09
lol im off too its been fun :D

goodnight mistery and lilliputt

Mistery
08-31-2006, 02:22:14
Good night Sammy, yes it was really fun, thanks. (And all just because Jack got a new job - that's how the story started, lol).

Lilliputt
10-01-2006, 23:10:34
@Mistery
I hope you will forgive me for being selfish but I think it's good that Becky is taking her time so you MUST stay with us. So much fun chattin' with an alien. ;) :D

darknessinferno
10-01-2006, 23:12:04
hot wires misterys ship

Mistery
10-01-2006, 23:13:08
@Mistery
I hope you will forgive me for being selfish but I think it's good that Becky is taking her time so you MUST stay with us. So much fun chattin' with an alien. ;) :D

Yeah, next time I go to see my doctor, I will tell her that I couldn't have a rest because Lilliputt had so much fun chatting with an alien :haha:

Lilliputt
10-01-2006, 23:20:07
Yeah, next time I go to see my doctor, I will tell her that I couldn't have a rest because Lilliputt had so much fun chatting with an alien :haha:


No, no, no that is ALL WRONG. You have to tell him that you were to busy chattin' with lil(l)ies, and a butterfly, a bunny, a horse, a cat, a fox and all the time you were waiting for a WOLF ta show up. Now THAT he will understand.

Mistery
10-01-2006, 23:20:37
You all seem to have traveled a lot more than I ever have. The furtherest I have ever traveled is to the state of Missouri, about half way across the USA from where I am. One day I will travel....when I'm making the "big bucks!" :P

@ Mistery...you tell that about the alient to your doc, and your doc will be sending you to a whole other type of doc if you know what I mean!! ;)

No, I haven't travelled so much yet, only with my spaceship :)

Yeah, I'm afraid I know how my medication would look like if I started to tell about me being an alien and talking to Lilliputt and bunnies and wolves and foxes, and Adventure and even a bread :haha:

--
Doctor: How do you feel?

Mystery: Oh, good, I'm enjoying myself. I took my spaceship and travelled to GamersHood Planet where Adventure fainted and I had to put ice on her head. Then bread came along and told me that was wrong. And Becky the Wolf taught me how to howl. Wanna hear?

Doctor: Ummm.... I think you are in a much worse condition than I thought.

darknessinferno
10-01-2006, 23:21:57
i dont know but i wish i knew how to fly this thing aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh wwwwwwwwaaaaaaaalllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!*bang*

EscapeGirl
10-01-2006, 23:22:11
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :haha: Mistery and Lillli!! Oh, my!!! :haha:

Hyper, you just crashed into another ship....and all those weird looking creatures look mad at you!! Uh-oh!!

Mistery
10-01-2006, 23:24:44
I edited my last post if anyone is interested to read it ;)

Hey, Hyper, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY SPACESHIP???

EscapeGirl
10-01-2006, 23:26:15
:haha: Mistery...your stories are going to keep me out of the hospital!! :haha: ROFL!!!

Adventure
10-01-2006, 23:27:47
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG Mystery and Lilli! I can't stop laughing!!!! :haha:

darknessinferno
10-01-2006, 23:28:46
umm mistery wat ship

Mistery
10-01-2006, 23:30:08
hot wires misterys ship

Remember???
MY SHIP.

Lilliputt
10-01-2006, 23:30:53
I have travelled through Europe many times with a car from Sweden to Greece. I have also interrailed a couple of times. It is very interesting to see how Europe differs in cultures and customes.


@Mistery
ROFL! Gotta be quiet or my roommate will have a fit.

darknessinferno
10-01-2006, 23:31:30
ya it went booooom

EscapeGirl
10-01-2006, 23:33:02
I will travel one day - REALLY! :)

Hyper...you'd better run...I think the alien is mad at you, and you never know what she might do!!! ;)

Adventure
10-01-2006, 23:35:26
OMG I have really tears in my eyes of laughing. :haha:

I can better go now, before you two starting to crack me up again and I can't sleep anymore at all. :P You are too Funny! :D

Enjoy the good fun! (Lol, I typed gun, hehe :P) See you later! :fol:

Mistery
10-01-2006, 23:35:46
Mystery: Nono, don't worry, I'm okay. Well, just that Hyper hotwired my spaceship and crashed into another ship. And I have an alien dance. And one of my friends, Sir Theme Park, the advanced intelligence robotic humanoid farmer was talking with me about strange human rituals like throwing tomatoes at each other. But OneBun, the bunny explained us that this wasn't a ritual but an emotional act. So I exercized tomato throwing and then when Lilliputt poked her tongue out at me (well not her but her smiley), I was angry and threw tomatoes at her. And then we all had a spaghetti party. And we also have a terrorist organization called GFARDTO, and...

Doctor: Stop it!!!!!

Adventure
10-01-2006, 23:36:23
I will travel one day - REALLY! :)

Hyper...you'd better run...I think the alien is mad at you, and you never know what she might do!!! ;)

Lol throwing tomatoes!!! :haha:

Sorry I must laugh of everything now. :P

I am out of here! Bye again! :fol:

EscapeGirl
10-01-2006, 23:36:43
:( Bye Adventure!!!! *hugs Adventure* :hug2: Night!!! Sleep well! :zzz:

Oh, Mistery....stop, stop, stop....I'm DYIN' here!! ROFL ROFL ROFL!!!!!!!!!!! :haha: :haha: :D

Mistery
10-01-2006, 23:36:46
OMG I have really tears in my eyes of laughing. :haha:

I can better go now, before you two starting to crack me up again and I can't sleep anymore at all. :P You are too Funny! :D

Enjoy the good fun! (Lol, I typed gun, hehe :P) See you later! :fol:

Lol, gun :D

Bye Adventure :(

Mistery
10-02-2006, 17:16:08
Mystery: Nono, don't worry, I'm okay. Well, just that Hyper hotwired my spaceship and crashed into another ship. And I have an alien dance. And one of my friends, Sir Theme Park, the advanced intelligence robotic humanoid farmer was talking with me about strange human rituals like throwing tomatoes at each other. But OneBun, the bunny explained us that this wasn't a ritual but an emotional act. So I exercized tomato throwing and then when Lilliputt poked her tongue out at me (well not her but her smiley), I was angry and threw tomatoes at her. And then we all had a spaghetti party. And we also have a terrorist organization called GFARDTO, and...

Doctor: Stop it!!!!!

Doctor: You need to visit my colleague.

Mystery: Why, is he responsible for the alien patients?

Doctor: Yes.
_________

Psychiatrist: Hi! Do you know why you are here?

Mystery: Yes, because you are responsible for alien patients. Well, let me introduce myself. My name is Mystery and I'm an alien. I started from my home planet to make some experiments with humans and get to know their language and rituals.
Suddenly I arrived at GamersHood Planet which seemed to be quite appropriate for this. There are a lot of humans but also other beings like a bread, a wolf, a clay figure, a robot, a ....

Psychiatrist: Very interesting. Well, I think you need to do some tests aswell.

Mystery: Why?

Psychiatrist: Because otherwise you can't leave?

Mystery: Haha, I just need to beam up on my spaceship and I'm gone :haha:

Psychiatrist: No, you need to do some test.

-------> to be continued....

bige92
10-02-2006, 17:21:25
hmm.. :D :P
when is it continued?

Mistery
10-02-2006, 17:23:14
Doctor: You need to visit my colleague.

Mystery: Why, is he responsible for the alien patients?

Doctor: Yes.
_________

Psychiatrist: Hi! Do you know why you are here?

Mystery: Yes, because you are responsible for alien patients. Well, let me introduce myself. My name is Mystery and I'm an alien. I started from my home planet to make some experiments with humans and get to know their language and rituals.
Suddenly I arrived at GamersHood Planet which seemed to be quite appropriate for this. There are a lot of humans but also other beings like a bread, a wolf, a clay figure, a robot, a ....

Psychiatrist: Very interesting. Well, I think you need to do some tests aswell.

Mystery: Why?

Psychiatrist: Because otherwise you can't leave?

Mystery: Haha, I just need to beam up on my spaceship and I'm gone :haha:

Psychiatrist: No, you need to do some test.

-------> to be continued....

Mystery: Okay. Do you want to find out how much carrot rum I can drink? Or how good I am at tomato throwing? You know, I live in room 888 at GamersHood Hotel, and we have been through a lot of adventures there. And the best is yet to come.
Becky the wolf, who can transform into a werewolf, will teach me how to howl.

Psychiatrist: But....

Mystery: Yes, I know Becky is a strange name for a werewolf, but it's not her fault. You can believe me that she can be very scary sometimes. But she is also nice. All I have learned so far is AAAA OOOOO!

Psychiatrist: AAAA OOOOO?

Mystery: You are quite good. You should come with us to the woods on Friday and take your camping stuff with you.

Psychiatrist: ????

------> To be continued

doglover
10-02-2006, 17:23:15
Great, now I went to the kitchen and oppened the fridge to get curd-cheese (does everybody knows what it is? :?) to put it with bread (not Bread/Mega), but then...I inclined the plate (with curd-cheese) too much...guess what happened?! :haha:
The curd-cheese fell in the floor and...:haha: it cruched/bursted/squashed/flattened (whatever the word is, I'm just taking it from the dictionary :P) :haha:

@Mystery, ROFL :haha: THAT'S SO FUNNY!!!

lili
10-02-2006, 17:24:04
Hey, Mistery,Lol :haha: !! Can't stop laughing:haha: :haha: It's midnight here!! My dad would come out his room and would say "WHAT'S GOING ON HERE WITH YOU????"

bige92
10-02-2006, 17:25:20
@doglover :haha: lol

doglover
10-02-2006, 17:26:23
@doglover :haha: lol
Yeah...then I had to clean up the floor :haha: LOL

Mistery
10-02-2006, 17:26:58
Great, now I went to the kitchen and oppened the fridge to get curd-cheese (does everybody knows what it is? :?) to put it with bread (not Bread/Mega), but then...I inclined the plate (with curd-cheese) too much...guess what happened?! :haha:
The curd-cheese fell in the floor and...:haha: it cruched/bursted/squashed/flattened (whatever the word is, I'm just taking it from the dictionary :P) :haha:

@Mystery, ROFL :haha: THAT'S SO FUNNY!!!


Lol :haha:
Don't you like flat cheese? :haha:

Lilliputt
10-02-2006, 17:27:18
Doctor: You need to visit my colleague.

Mystery: Why, is he responsible for the alien patients?

Doctor: Yes.
_________

Psychiatrist: Hi! Do you know why you are here?

Mystery: Yes, because you are responsible for alien patients. Well, let me introduce myself. My name is Mystery and I'm an alien. I started from my home planet to make some experiments with humans and get to know their language and rituals.
Suddenly I arrived at GamersHood Planet which seemed to be quite appropriate for this. There are a lot of humans but also other beings like a bread, a wolf, a clay figure, a robot, a ....

Psychiatrist: Very interesting. Well, I think you need to do some tests aswell.

Mystery: Why?

Psychiatrist: Because otherwise you can't leave?

Mystery: Haha, I just need to beam up on my spaceship and I'm gone :haha:

Psychiatrist: No, you need to do some test.

-------> to be continued....



As Mistery enters the ward to have her tests taken she is curious at all the primitive tools for testing purposes. She finds it funny that she is being held by some white robed humans as though they could stop her from being beamed off the hospital. There seem to be some sort of nodding ritual between the men and women in white. Every time Mistery nods they nod and every time Mistery shakes her head they seem to try to say reassuring things. This is why Mistery is confused about their behaviour and thinks that it is perhaps one of those dancing rituals so common amongst humans, so she starts to dance. -------> to be continued



@Lili
Hey, Lili, I read that pots you wrote that said you would come WITH me and Escape on our Europe tour. I'm so happy you would like to join us. YAY!! :D

lili
10-02-2006, 17:32:20
@doglover
Ohh, poor thingy.... but lol !!!:haha:

doglover
10-02-2006, 17:33:07
Oh no! I just spited milk! :( First the curd-cheese, now the milk!!! And I'm not making this up!!! MY JEANS ARE ALL 'MILKED'!!! What's happening with me today?!?! There is milk all over the floor!!!! And I just finished cleaning it!!!

Mistery
10-02-2006, 17:35:15
As Mistery enters the ward to have her tests taken she is curious at all the primitive tools for testing purposes. She finds it funny that she is being held by some white robed humans as though they could stop her from being beamed off the hospital. There seem to be some sort of nodding ritual between the men and women in white. Every time Mistery nods they nod and every time Mistery shakes her head they seem to try to say reassuring things. This is why Mistery is confused about their behaviour and thinks that it is perhaps one of those dancing rituals so common amongst humans, so she starts to dance. -------> to be continued

She does the Mystery Dance. The white robed humans get scared and hide themselves in the corners. Mystery stopps and asks: "What's wrong?" At this moment all humans jump on Mystery and give her a tranquilizer shot in her arm. Mystery falls asleep, and the humans put her in a very safe room and lock the doors.




Oh no! I just spited milk! :( First the curd-cheese, now the milk!!! And I'm not making this up!!! MY JEANS ARE ALL 'MILKED'!!! What's happening with me today?!?! There is milk all over the floor!!!! And I just finished cleaning it!!!


Doglover, sit down and don't move :haha:

doglover
10-02-2006, 17:36:14
She does the Mystery Dance. The white robed humans get scared and hide themselves in the corners. Mystery stopps and asks: "What's wrong?" At this moment all humans jump on Mystery and give her a tranquilizer shot in her arm. Mystery falls asleep, and the humans put her in a very safe room and lock the doors.
About that...and no jokes this time...If any of us would tell someone (that doesn't know anything about gamershood) about all the stuff we do here...WE WOULD BE IN A...A... (what's the word?)

@Mystery, yes...maybe it's best thing to do... :( I'm gonna change clothes...:P Be rigth back...:haha:

bige92
10-02-2006, 17:39:07
lsmif haha

lili
10-02-2006, 17:41:07
@doglover,
Psychopathic ward? I bet we would!! lol

Mistery
10-02-2006, 17:41:37
About that...and no jokes this time...If any of us would tell someone (that doesn't know anything about gamershood) about all the stuff we do here...WE WOULD BE IN A...A... (what's the word?)


You mean a psychiatric clinic or sth like this? Yes I think so :haha:
They could open a special section for us there. And on the door they would have to write:

patients who think they are on GamersHood Planet :haha:


*Starts to sing: The wolf is gone, the wolf is gone :(*

Lilliputt
10-02-2006, 17:43:13
She does the Mystery Dance. The white robed humans get scared and hide themselves in the corners. Mystery stopps and asks: "What's wrong?" At this moment all humans jump on Mystery and give her a tranquilizer shot in her arm. Mystery falls asleep, and the humans put her in a very safe room and lock the doors.


As Mistery slowly wakes up she realizes she is not alone. Straped on a bed she can see another patient in the same predicament. "Perhaps this human can give some valuble input as to how this ritual is supposed to be played out" she thinks and tries to articulate words though she is still feeling sleepy. "Hello, human" she says as calmly as she thinks is needed not to scare the human,"I am Mistery, who are you?". The human stares at her with wide eyes. "How curious" Mistery thinks to herself, "maybe it is another ritual". She copies the behaviour and stare back. "Don't you know me....but...I'm Lilliputt", the human answers," my roommate sent me here..."

lili
10-02-2006, 17:49:41
You mean a psychiatric clinic or sth like this? Yes I think so :haha:
They could open a special section for us there. And on the door they would have to write:

patients who think they are on GamersHood Planet :haha:

Then in that special section, there should be a alien, wolf, bunny, horse, dog, cat, butterfly, dinosaur, dragon, and and bread, bige, fox, figure, andaa.. yeah the advanced intelligence robotic humanoid farmer !!*blossoming lillies around*
http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/flower4.gifhttp://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/flower2.gif
What a special hospital!!:haha:

Mistery
10-02-2006, 17:51:25
As Mistery slowly wakes up she realizes she is not alone. Straped on a bed she can see another patient in the same predicament. "Perhaps this human can give some valuble input as to how this ritual is supposed to be played out" she thinks and tries to articulate words though she is still feeling sleepy. "Hello, human" she says as calmly as she thinks is needed not to scare the human,"I am Mistery, who are you?". The human stares at her with wide eyes. "How curious" Mistery thinks to her self, "maybe it is another ritual". She copies the behaviour and stare back. "Don't you know me....but...I'm Lilliputt", the human answers," my roommate sent me here..."

Mystery tries to remember. Roommate - roommate, what was that again??
"Yes, my roommate sent me here, too", she says just to seem conform to human behavior.
Lilli asks: "Really?"
"Yes", replies Mystery. "And what is going to happen now?" she asks.

Lilliputt
10-02-2006, 17:58:35
Mystery tries to remember. Roommate - roommate, what was that again??
"Yes, my roommate sent me here, too", she says just to seem conform to human behavior.
Lilli asks: "Really?"
"Yes", replies Mystery. "And what is going to happen now?" she asks.

In the dim light Lilliputt explains that there are different kinds of therapy treatments for the patients at the hospital. Tretments however that are proven usefull in cases such as Lilliputt has so far not been found. "They may try the puppet therapy with you Mistery. You are supposed to talk to a doll about your inner emotions". Shocked at this revelation of human behaviour Mistery tries to compose herself although it is not easy when strapped to a bed.


@Lili
Actually you are right. I was a dinosaur but now I'd rather be a lilly with you and do a lillies dance. ;)


@Escape
HI ESCAPE!!! So glad you are here!! *Joins grouphug* Guess what? Lili is gonna come with us on our Europe tour. Hurrah!

Mistery
10-02-2006, 18:07:35
In the dim light Lilliputt explains that there are different kinds of therapy treatments for the patients at the hospital. Tretments however that are proven usefull in cases such as Lilliputt has so fa not been found. "They may try the puppet therapy with you Mistery. You are supposed to talk to a doll about your inner emotions". Schocked at this revelation of human behaviour Mistery tries to compose herself although it is not easy when strapped to a bed.

"Hmmmm, talking to a puppet? Great :(" Mystery thinks. Just at this moment some white coated humans appear and say "Time for your therapy, alien, hahahaha!".
They untighted the straps, and take Mystery with them. They arrive to a white room with a white desk and white chairs. Another white coated human is sitting at the desk and tells Mystery to sit down. Then he takes out a puppet from his desk drawer and gives it to Mystery.
"This is your inner self, you have to clear things with it" he says.

Mystery takes the puppet and starts to talk: "Hi my inner self. I'm not sure if you have been with me when I was on GamersHood Planet. So I would like to inform you about the things that happened there. You must know about Doglover, Becky the Wolf, Theme the Robot, Lilli the Lilly, lili the Clay Figure, OneBun the Bunny, Bige the Yoshi, Bread the Bread, Escape the Cat, Sammy the RIDDLER!!!!, Bean...

"Stop it now, that's enough! You don't have to tell a good night story to your inner self, but you have to hear what your inner self has to tell YOU", shouts the man in the white coat.

Lilliputt
10-02-2006, 18:21:00
"Hmmmm, talking to a puppet? Great :(" Mystery thinks. Just at this moment some white coated humans appear and say "Time for your therapy, alien, hahahaha!".
They untighted the straps, and take Mystery with them. They arrive to a white room with a white desk and white chairs. Another white coated human is sitting at the desk and tells Mystery to sit down. Then he takes out a puppet from his desk drawer and gives it to Mystery.
"This is your inner self, you have to clear things with it" he says.

Mystery takes the puppet and starts to talk: "Hi my inner self. I'm not sure if you have been with me when I was on GamersHood Planet. So I would like to inform you about the things that happened there. You must know about Doglover, Becky the Wolf, Theme the Robot, Lilli the Lilly, lili the Clay Figure, OneBun the Bunny, Bige the Yoshi, Bread the Bread, Escape the Cat, Sammy the RIDDLER!!!!, Bean...

"Stop it now, that's enough! You don't have to tell a good night story to your inner self, but you have to hear what your inner self has to tell YOU", shouts the man in the white coat.

Quite puzzled by this information Mistery becomes quiet and tries to sit more comfortable. She is for some reason not offered a chair but is apperently supposed to sit on a fluffy carpet on the floor with a very ugly puppet in front of her. Mistery stares at the puppet thinking it must be another human technology inside it that can project humanoid feelings and then express them for scientific purposes. Nothing happens. Mistery tries to understand this and reaches out to touch the ugly doll. Nothing happens. She is puzzled by the doll and it's unwillingness to cooperate. "Perhaps it is malfunctioning?" Mistery thinks to herself and tries to examine the doll. The odd thing is it seems to only be made out of fabric. "What is the doll telling you?" a white robed man asks as he is taking notes. Absolutely stunned by the stupidity of the question, Mistery stares at the doll.

Mistery
10-02-2006, 18:29:18
Quite puzzled by this information Mistery becomes quiet and tries to sit more comfortable. She is for some reason not offered a chair but is apperently supposed to sit on a fluffy carpet on the floor with a very ugly puppet in front of her. Mistery stares at the puppet thinking it must be another human technology inside it that can project humanoid feelings and then express them for scientific purposes. Nothing happens. Mistery tries to understand this and reaches out to touch the ugly doll. Nothing happens. She is puzzled by the doll and it's unwillingness to cooperate. "Perhaps it is malfunctioning?" Mistery thinks to her self and tries to examine the doll. The odd thing is it seems to only be made out of fabric. "What is the doll telling you?" a white robed man asks as he is taking notes. Absolutely stunned by the stupidity of the question, Mistery stares at the doll.

@Lilli: I can't keep myself on my chair :haha:
___________________

Mystery stares at the doll, then at the human in the white coat.
"Do you hear something?" she asks.
Astonished the human in the white coat answers: "No."
Mystery says: "Me neither. Could it be that my inner self has a malfunction?"
The man in the white coat says: "Yes, I think so, that's why you are here."
"Me? Why me? My inner self must be fixed so that it can talk to me. Can you fix it?" Mystery asks.

Lilliputt
10-02-2006, 18:48:41
@Lilli: I can't keep myself on my chair :haha:
___________________

Mystery stares at the doll, then at the human in the white coat.
"Do you hear something?" she asks.
Astonished the human in the white coat answers: "No."
Mystery says: "Me neither. Could it be that my inner self has a malfunction?"
The man in the white coat says: "Yes, I think so, that's why you are here."
"Me? Why me? My inner self must be fixed so that it can talk to me. Can you fix it?" Mystery asks.

Mistery picks up the ugly doll and tries to give it to the man in the white robe. The man seems unwilling to take it and is being more frantic about taking notes. "Why do you think I can fix your inner self by handing me the doll?" he asks. Puzzled by the question Mistery puts the doll back infront of her. Still not fully clear in her mind due to the drugs she tries to gather the data to reach a plausible conclusion. There is a doll infront of her that is clearly not designed to say anything and yet is expected to. There is a man who seems to understand that the doll can not say anything and is still expecting her (Mistery) to interpret the dolls unspoken language. Perhaps this is yet another human custom she has never heard of. The data is insufficient but perhaps there is a religious context to all of this. Maybe if she shows the doll some reverence by singing as humans do to their icons, then the man will respond with satisfaction and understand her reactions as normal. She starts to sing very seriously all the while bowing slightly before the ugly doll.


@All
Ya know, I think I passed three thousand posts. Just noticed. Well, whatta ya know?.... :D

Mistery
10-02-2006, 18:58:55
Mistery picks up the ugly doll and tries to give it to the man in the white robe. The man seems unwilling to take it and is being more frantic about taking notes. "Why do you think I can fix your inner self by handing me the doll?" he asks. Puzzled by the question Mistery puts the doll back infront of her. Still not fully clear in her mind due to the drugs she tries to gather the data to reach a plausible conclusion. There is a doll infront of her that is clearly not designed to say anything and yet is expected to. There is a man who seems to understand that the doll can not say anything and is still expecting her (Mistery) to interpret the dolls unspoken language. Perhaps this is yet another human custom she has nevere heard of. The data is unsufficent but perhaps there is a religious context to all of this. Maybe if she shows the doll some reverence by singing as humans do to their icons, then the man will respond with satisfaction and understand her reactions as normal. She starts to sing very seriously all the while bowing slightly before the ugly doll.

"I pray to you my inner self
Please come to me and leave the shelf
I can not hear you, speak to me
Reveal yourself and we shall be
Forever happy I am sure
And this shall be our effective cure"

As Mystery sings along, the man in the white coat shakes his head and says: "No, I don't think this is the best therapy for you. We will try now something else".

Mystery is completely confused now. This human must be crazy she thinks, but she is too polite to tell anything about it. So she just smiles at the human and says: "Good, let's try something else."

Lilliputt
10-02-2006, 19:41:08
"I pray to you my inner self
Please come to me and leave the shelf
I can not hear you, speak to me
Reveal yourself and we shall be
Forever happy I am sure
And this shall be our effective cure"

As Mystery sings along, the man in the white coat shakes his head and says: "No, I don't think this is the best therapy for you. We will try now something else".

Mystery is completely confused now. This human must be crazy she thinks, but she is too polite to tell anything about it. So she just smiles at the human and says: "Good, let's try something else."


Mistery is being led to a table and this time is offered a chair. Greatful at not having to sit on the floor she makes herself comfortable on the chair. There is a piece of paper and some kind of round objects in different colors in front of her. Beside the colors is a dirty mug with water and some kind of sticks with a very small brush at one end. Mistery picks up the brushes and puts them on the table. She is not very thirsty but thinks it may not be considered polite in human customs not to at least take a sip. As she does so the man in the white coat drops his jaws and stares at her eyes wide open. Mistery realizes she might have done something wrong allthough she has no idea at this point what it could be. "The water is meant to be used with the paint", the man explains. "I would like you to try and paint what you are feeling right now". "Oh!", Mistery exclaims as if she finally got some information of use but it turns out to be even more puzzling. She looks att the paper and the sticks and wonder why she has to use such inferrior methods of creativity when she knows that human technology is more advanced than that. At the thought of having to draw the feeling "confusion" when the word is not a picture that can be drawn, the data again does not compute. Mistery grabs one of the round color objects and puts it in the mug as she understood the water and the color go together. Nothing happens. Puzzled by this she removes the object and tries again with another. Nothing happens. She takes one of the sticks and pokes the objects. The color sticks to the brush. She accidently drops the brush and it falls on the paper, making a spot. Stunned by the discovery, Mistery tries again to make another spot. Two, three, four spots. She covers the paper with spots and then triumphantly looks at the man in the white coat. He pats her back and says it is time for her nap, not even mentioning her incredible discovery.

Mistery
10-02-2006, 19:56:54
Mistery is being led to a table and this time is offered a chair. Greatful at not having to sit on the floor she makes herself comfortable on the chair. There is a piece of paper and some kind of round objects in different colors in front of her. Beside the colors is a dirty mug with water and some kind of sticks with a very small brush at one end. Mistery picks up the brushes and puts them on the table. She is not very thirsty but thinks it may not be considered polite in human customs not to at least take a sip. As she does so the man in the white coat drops his chin and stares at her eyes wide open. Mistery realizes she might have done something wrong allthough she has no idea at this point what it could be. "The water is meant to be used with the paint", the man explains. "I would like you to try and paint what you are feeling right now". "Oh!", Mistery exclaims as if she finally got some information of use but it turns out to be even more puzzling. She looks att the paper and the sticks and wonder why she has to use such inferrior methods of creativity when she knows that human technology is more advanced than that. At the thought of having to draw the feeling "confusion" when the word is not a picture that can be drawn, the data again does not compute. Mistery grabs one of the round color objects and puts it in the mug as she understood the water and the color go together. Nothing happens. Puzzled by this she removes the object and tries again with another. Nothing happens. She takes one of the sticks and pokes the objects. The color sticks to the brush. She accidently drops the brush and it falls on the paper, making a spot. Stunned by the discovery, Mistery tries again to make another spot. Two, three, four spots. She covers the paper with spots and then triumphantly looks at the man in the white coat. He pats her back and says it is time for her nap, not even mentioning her incredible discovery.

Mystery is taken back to the room where Lilli is lying on the second bed strapped to it. She is told to lie down and the humans strap her again. After the humans leave, Lilli asks: "And? What happened?"
Mystery replies: "First they gave me my inner soul that should have spoken, but unfortunately it was out of order and did not say anything. Then the man in the white coat said that we had to try something else. He gave me round colored things and water, and told me to paint how I felt. I think I did quite good, and now I assume they must analyse what I painted. And you? How long have you been here?"
Lilli says: "Oh, I'm quite long here. But I try to cooperate as much as I can, because I want to get out of here."
Suddenly the door opens again and the humans in the white coats enter the room, untie Lilli, and tell her: "It's your turn now for the therapy session."
They walk out of the room, and Mystery feels very lonely. She starts to cry.
Lilli is taken to the white room with the white desk and the white chairs. The man in the white coat is sitting at the desk, and Lilly is asked to take a seat on the chair. She sits down. The man asks: "And, how do you feel today? I know that you have got some company now in your room."

Lilliputt
10-02-2006, 20:08:03
Mystery is taken back to the room where Lilli is lying on the second bed strapped to it. She is told to lie down and the humans strap her again. After the humans leave, Lilli asks: "And? What happened?"
Mystery replies: "First they gave me my inner soul that should have spoken, but unfortunately it was out of order and did not say anything. Then the man in the white coat said that we had to try something else. He gave me round colored things and water, and told me to paint how I felt. I think I did quite good, and now I assume they must analyse what I painted. And you? How long have you been here?"
Lilli says: "Oh, I'm quite long here. But I try to cooperate as much as I can, because I want to get out of here."
Suddenly the door opens again and the humans in the white coats enter the room, untie Lilli, and tell her: "It's your turn now for the therapy session."
They walk out of the room, and Mystery feels very lonely. She starts to cry.
Lilli is taken to the white room with the white desk and the white chairs. The man in the white coat is sitting at the desk, and Lilly is asked to take a seat on the chair. She sits down. The man asks: "And, how do you feel today? I know that you have got some company now in your room."

"Oh, yes, I am very happy about it. Who wouldn't be happy to have an alien for a roommate. Once she invited me on her space ship you know. It was one of my most exciting experiences in my whole life and I am very grateful she let me come along for a ride." It occured to Lilli that this answer did not sit well with the man at all. Looking at her with a concerned expression he said: "And how did that expirience make you feel?". "Very well, thank you!", Lilli answered politely. Again the man sized her up with his eyes then said it is time for your therapy. He walks across the room and selects some musical instruments then returns and hands them over to Lilli that is now sitting on the fluffy carpet. "Try to express those feelings while using these", he says.

Mistery
10-02-2006, 20:18:32
"Oh, yes, I am very happy about it. Who wouldn't be happy to have an alien for a roommate. Once she invited me on her space ship you know. It was one of my most exciting experiences in my whole life and I am very grateful she let me come along for a ride." It occured to Lilli that this answer did not sit well with the man at all. Looking at her with a concerned expression he said: "And how did that expirience make you feel?". "Very well, thank you!", Lilli answered politely. Again the man sized her up with his eyes then said it is time for your therapy. He walks across the room and selects some musical instruments then returns and hands them over to Lilli that is now sitting on the fluffy carpet. "Try to express those feelings while using these", he says.

Lilli lookes at the instruments and is confused what to choose. To gain some time, she asks the man in the white coat: "By the way, would you like to hear how Becky the Wolf howls?"
"No!", says the man in a severe voice.
Lilli decides quickly and picks up a violin. She says: "Right now, I miss Escape the cat very much, so I feel the urge to play some cat music", and starts to play a yammering sound on the violin.
The man puts his hands on his ears and shouts: "Stooooooop!".
Frightend, Lilli drops the violin on the ground and stares at the man, shaking.
"Don't you have any gentle feeling in you?", he asks.
"Of course I have", Lilli says.
"Then try to express these gentle feelings by using the instruments", the man in the white coat says.
Lilli looks around and picks up a small keyboard this time.

EscapeGirl
10-02-2006, 20:19:59
@ Mistery and Lilli - OMG!! I'm laughing out loud - everyone can hear me here (at work) and I have tears streaming down my face laughing so hard!!! They truly will commit me, too, soon! :haha: ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lilliputt
10-02-2006, 20:44:41
Lilli lookes at the instruments and is confused what to choose. To gain some time, she asks the man in the white coat: "By the way, would you like to hear how Becky the Wolf howls?"
"No!", says the man in a severe voice.
Lilli decides quickly and picks up a violin. She says: "Right now, I miss Escape the cat very much, so I feel the urge to play some cat music", and starts to play a yammering sound on the violin.
The man puts his hands on his ears and shouts: "Stooooooop!".
Frightend, Lilli drops the violin on the ground and stares at the man, shaking.
"Don't you have any gentle feeling in you?", he asks.
"Of course I have", Lilli says.
"Then try to express these gentle feelings by using the instruments", the man in the white coat says.
Lilli looks around and picks up a small keyboard this time.

Lilli happily hits one key after the other and from time to time smiles at the man that is taking notes. The keyboard is making muffled noises as it is not turned on. In an attempt to be helpful the man hits the power button at the same time as Lilliputt hits three keys at the same time. A cascade of notes roars out of the machine making the man jump back and drop his notes that are spread out on the floor. Lilli tries to help the man pick his notes up but is harshly being told to go back and sit on the chair. "We have evaluated your results here on the hospital, miss, and are not yet ready to let you leave. Do you have anything to ad to this?". "Why yes", Lilli replies in surprise, "I must leave you see cuz there is this cat on Gamers Hood Planet, her name is Escape and we are planning a trip in Europe. Lili the clay figurine is going to join us." Without a comment to this the man steps out of the room and calls for two warders to come. They grab Lilli and drag her back to the room where Mistery is and strap her to the bed.

EscapeGirl
10-02-2006, 20:50:44
Oh, no....here I go again.....ROFL!!!!!!!!!! :haha: :haha: (AS if this isn't all funny enough...I'm delirious from being so tired...everything is 10 times funnier!!) I'm dyin' over here!!! :haha: :D

@ Doglover...just saw your Hi5. Cool!!!!!!!!! :D

Mistery
10-02-2006, 21:01:38
Lilli happily hits one key after the other and from time to time smiles at the man that is taking notes. The keyboard is making muffled noises as it is not turned on. In an attempt to be helpful the man hits the power butten at the same time as Lilliputt hits three keys at the same time. A cascade of notes roars out of the machine making the man jump back and drop his notes that are spread out on the floor. Lilli tries to help the man pick his notes up but is harshly being told to go back and sit on the chair. "We have evaluated your results here on the hospital, miss, and are not yet ready to let you leave. Do you have anything to ad to this?". "Why yes", Lilli replies in surprise, "I must leave you see cuz there is this cat on Gamers Hood Planet, her name is Escape and we are planning a trip in Europe. Lili the clay figurine is going to join us." Without a comment to this the man steps out of the room and calls for two warders to come. The grab Lilli and drag her back to the room wher Mistery is and strap her to the bed.

Mystery stops crying, happy to have Lilli's company again. "And, what happend?", she asks.
Lilli lowers her voice and whispers: "They don't want to let me go.", and some teardrops appear in the corners of her eyes.
"Why", Mystery asks.
"Because they want us to forget GamersHood Planet and all our friends there", whispers Lilli.
Mystery gets very angry and shouts: "No, we won't forget GamersHood Planet!!! And we have to go back to our friends!!!" She suddenly feels very much energy and succeeds to untie herself. She unstrapps Lilli and says to her: "I'm very angry now! And I have learnt from OneBun that when we get angry, we need to throw tomatoes. So we need to look for the kitchen here and gather some tomatoes".
She starts to run towards the door, kicks against the door and shouts: "Weeeeee neeeeeeed tomaaaaaatoooooes!!!!"
Lilli joins in: "Weeee neeeeeeeed toooomaaaatooooeeeessss!!!!"
The door opens and they run over the wards. They turn to the left, run straight forward, turn to the left again, and suddenly they are in the kitchen of the clinic.
They find a huge basket full of tomatoes and take as many as they can with them. Then they enter the white room with the white desk and the white chairs, where the man in the white coat is sitting behind the desk, and start to throw tomatoes at him. They are laughing hysterically. The wards come running into the room, but Lilli turns around quickly and starts to throw tomatoes at them, too.

doglover
10-02-2006, 21:04:55
BECKY!!! :D How are you?!? :D

@Mystery, tomatoes...I knew this story had to have tomatoes...:haha:

Adventure
10-02-2006, 21:05:01
@Becky! :D :hug2:

:leb: :leb:


@Lilli and Mystery
ROFL!!!!!!!!!!! :haha::haha::haha: You are so good! :D

Mistery
10-02-2006, 21:06:33
BECKY!!! :D How are you?!? :D

@Mystery, tomatoes...I knew this story had to have tomatoes...:haha:

Good guessing, Doglover :)

Hi to all whom I missed to say hi while writing the story :hug2:

EscapeGirl
10-02-2006, 21:07:01
:haha: My co-worker just came to my desk and asked what I was laughing at. I sorta stared at her. How could I actually tell her...? ;) She told me she wants to commit me because I'm laughing like a loon!!!!!! Then she started laughing with/at me!! :D :D :D Was she teasing!?!? ;)

doglover
10-02-2006, 21:08:28
:haha: My co-worker just came to my desk and asked what I was laughing at. I sorta stared at her. How could I actually tell her...? ;) She told me she wants to commit me because I'm laughing like a loon!!!!!! Then she started laughing with/at me!! :D :D :D Was she teasing!?!? ;)
Looks like someone's in troubles... :haha: :P

Adventure
10-02-2006, 21:09:25
@Doglover
Lol, when mystery said she was sooo angry, I immediatelly thought: Yeah :D throwing tomatoes! :haha:

EscapeGirl
10-02-2006, 21:09:25
Looks like someone's in troubles... :haha: :P
Just glad my boss is at lunch!! I'll be back shortly all....lunch time for me!! :P

Mistery
10-02-2006, 21:09:54
Oh Escape, then you would join us at least and help us throwing tomatoes :D

Lilliputt
10-02-2006, 21:33:57
Mystery stops crying, happy to have Lilli's company again. "And, what happend?", she asks.
Lilli lowers her voice and whispers: "They don't want to let me go.", and some teardrops appear in the corners of her eyes.
"Why", Mystery asks.
"Because they want us to forget GamersHood Planet and all our friends there", whispers Lilli.
Mystery gets very angry and shouts: "No, we won't forget GamersHood Planet!!! And we have to go back to our friends!!!" She suddenly feels very much energy and succeeds to untie herself. She unstrapps Lilli and says to her: "I'm very angry now! And I have learnt from OneBun that when we get angry, we need to throw tomatoes. So we need to look for the kitchen here and gather some tomatoes".
She starts to run towards the door, kicks against the door and shouts: "Weeeeee neeeeeeed tomaaaaaatoooooes!!!!"
Lilli joins in: "Weeee neeeeeeeed toooomaaaatooooeeeessss!!!!"
The door opens and they run over the wards. They turn to the left, run straight forward, turn to the left again, and suddenly they are in the kitchen of the clinic.
They find a huge basket full of tomatoes and take as many as they can with them. Then they enter the white room with the white desk and the white chairs, where the man in the white coat is sitting behind the desk, and start to throw tomatoes at him. They are laughing hysterically. The wards come running into the room, but Lilli turns around quickly and starts to throw tomatoes at them, too.


Unfortunately they run out of tomatoes so Lilli says: "Let's get out of here!" In a hurry they rush through the labyrinth of corridors in an attempt to get out. Sadly there is a huge lock on the exit door, and well, our heros are not exactly dressed for outdoor activity anyway. The strapjacket is very uncomfortable and is not exactly all that good at covering them up either. The guards are coming closer but then Lilli discovers a laundry shaft. She takes Mistery by the hand and pulls her towards the shaft. Throwing them selves down the shaft they come tumbling out and on to a huge laundry basket. "OOOOOUUUUFFF!", Lilli shouts as she hits the pile of dirty sheets and pillow cases. "OOOOOUUUUFFFF!!", Mistery exclaims as she tumbles onto Lilli and the pile of laundry. Feeling a bit queasy from the unpleasent shaft ride they both crawl off the basket. "Oh, look there are some clean clothes here too", Lilli says and start to choose some clothes. Mistery is taken aback, but since clothes does seem to be an important part of human life she willingly gets her self dressed to. They make it out of the laundry room and while dodging guards and hiding from hospital staff they finally find a back door and sneak out of the hospital.





@ Lilli ~ Nope I missed a lot. I will catch up in a while :) How are you doing? I didn't get to talk to you much today :(

@Becky
Oh I'm sorry, I kinda sorta got myself into this mess with Mistery and now I think we are both trying to get out of it, lol. Otherwise I have been busy with workthingys. It just always seem to get in the way of my gaming. :( How are you, Becky? Anything new?

Mistery
10-02-2006, 21:49:13
Unfortunately they run out of tomatoes so Lilli says: "Let's get out of here!" In a hurry they rush through the labyrinth of corridors in an attempt to get out. Sadly there is a huge lock on the exit door, and well, our heros are not exactly dressed for outdoor activity anyway. The strapjacket is very uncomfortable and is not exactly all that good at covering them up either. The guards are coming closer but then Lilli discovers a laundry shaft. She takes Mistery by the hand and pulls her towards the shaft. Throwing them selves down the shaft they come tumbling out and on to a huge laundry basket. "OOOOOUUUUFFF!", Lilli shouts as she hits the pile of dirty sheets and pillow cases. "OOOOOUUUUFFFF!!", Mistery exclaims as she tumbles onto Lilli and the pile of laundry. Feeling a bit queasy from the unpleasent shaft ride they both crawl off the basket. "Oh, look there are some clean clothes here too", Lilli says and start to choose some clothes. Mistery is taken aback, but since clothes does seem to be an important part of human life she willingly gets her self dressed to. They make it out of the laundry room and while dodging guards and hiding from hospital staff they finally find a back door and sneak out of the hospital.

"I have left my ship somewhere before those humans in the white and green suits came, but I can't remember where it was", Mystery says.
Lilli looks in Mystery's eyes and says: "You are an alien. You have supernatural skills, now you have to use them! Concentrate!"
Mystery tries to brace herself, takes a deep breath, closes her eyes and goes into a deep meditation. She is trying to get into touch with her clones who are waiting on the ship.
Lilli walks around, very nervous how this story would end. Suddenly Mystery starts to drone incomprehensible words. "Maaaaateeeeaaaneeetooooo", she says and starts to walk. Lilli follows her hoping that everything will be alright. Mystery keeps walking like hypnotized and after a short time Lilli discovers the spaceship at the foot of a mountain in front of them.
"Mystery, you have found it!!!!", she shouts.
Mystery opens her eyes and says in a very quiet voice: "Yes, we are free. Now let's get into the ship. We are flying back to GamersHood Planet."
And so they did. When they arrived on GamersHood Planet, all their friends had already been very worried about their disappearance. They had searched for them for many days on the whole planet without finding a trace of them.
But now they suddenly see the spaceship appearing above the planet, gliding down slowly. When the ship touches the ground, Lilli and Mystery are beamed out of it and are surrounded by their friends.
Everyone starts to dance. Becky says: "We have to make a huge party!"

Adventure
10-03-2006, 20:12:57
EDIT: OMG, I'm really nuts. My coffee was ready and instead of pouring it into a cup, I poured it into a glass and was staring at it because it was looking strange, but I didn't know first what was strange :haha:

ROFL!!!!! OMG this is soooo funny! :haha:

EscapeGirl
10-04-2006, 07:33:19
@ Lili....Hmm....maybe Mistery and her alien powers can help ya get a pic for ya later. I'm guessing she'll be along in an hour or two with her morning cup of coffee. Let's hope she doesn't pour it into a clear regular glass this time!! LOL! That was SO funny!! Let's also hope she didn't keep her hubby awake laughing the night away! :P

lili
10-04-2006, 07:43:27
@ Lili....Hmm....maybe Mistery and her alien powers can help ya get a pic for ya later. I'm guessing she'll be along in an hour or two with her morning cup of coffee. Let's hope she doesn't pour it into a clear regular glass this time!! LOL! That was SO funny!! Let's also hope she didn't keep her hubby awake laughing the night away! :P
Lol !! You remind me that again!! :haha: I bet she kept laughing all the night dreaming of your looney dance!!:haha: And she might pour coffee into a cereal bowl this morning instead of glass!!:D(sorry Mistery..;))

Mistery
10-04-2006, 09:42:32
Lol !! You remind me that again!! :haha: I bet she kept laughing all the night dreaming of your looney dance!!:haha: And she might pour coffee into a cereal bowl this morning instead of glass!!:D(sorry Mistery..;))

Oh yeah, I poured my coffee on the cat in the mug this morning, so it jumped out of the mug. I need to look for an alternative breakfast now :haha:

Lilliputt
10-04-2006, 10:19:50
Oh, yes, coffee has a way to brighten (or not) ones day. I wanted to heat mine up a little so a thought I'd do it in da micro wave. Only beeing in a not so awake state, I missjudged the distance and coffee got spilled all over the kitchen. I felt really stupid. :(


EDIT: Yes I did Mistery, LOL!

Mistery
10-04-2006, 10:23:57
Oh, yes, coffee has a way to brighten (or not) ones day. I wanted to heat mine out a little so a thought I'd do it in da micro wave. Only beeing in a not so awake state, I missjudged the distance and coffee got spilled all over the kitchen. I felt really stupid. :(


EDIT: Yes I did Mistery, LOL!

Oh, seems we both have coffee problems. ;)
Any therapy against it? Let me think....

Lilliputt
10-04-2006, 10:26:59
Oh, seems we both have coffee problems. ;)
Any therapy against it? Let me think....


Oh, yes, of course there is. It's called hypno therapy. It is a very serious matter to have coffee problems because valuable coffee might get, well, SPILLED.

Mistery
10-04-2006, 10:28:36
Okay, and how does hypno therapy work exactly?

By the way, is spilling milk a pre-form of that, because if yes, Doglover is at a pre-stage of this problem we have. :haha:

Lilliputt
10-04-2006, 10:31:49
Okay, and how does hypno therapy work exactly?

By the way, is spilling milk a pre-form of that, because if yes, Doglover is at a pre-stage of this problem we have. :haha:

Do you want me to explain or do you want me to put you together with a therapist and write about what happens?

Poor, Doglover, she is gonna end up just like us I fear. Maybe we can convince her to take hypno therapy. :D

Mistery
10-04-2006, 10:34:22
Well, I signed in here, but I have no idea what is going to happen :D *hint, hint*

http://www.online-hypnotherapist.com/logo.gif

Lilliputt
10-04-2006, 10:53:54
Just wanna let ya know it's gonna be a long story. Writing on it now. :D

Mistery
10-04-2006, 10:57:04
Good :D I'm looking forward to it :haha:
Meanwhile I try to be creative with something else :)

Lilliputt
10-04-2006, 11:04:43
Well, I signed in here, but I have no idea what is going to happen :D *hint, hint*

http://www.online-hypnotherapist.com/logo.gif

No you crazy alien that is not the way to go about it. Here is what really happened:

In agreement with the doctor, Mistery set out to find a hypno therapist to cure her of her horrible coffee dropping problem. She searched the computor and found one that seemed sufficent for the purpose, made an appointment and so beamed herself to where the therapist lived. As she walked into the office tha little room was all covered with bookshelves with strange litterature. Curiously, Mistery examine the litterature. "The ways of the mind", "Symbols and figures", "Translating dreams". Puzzled by the fact that books had been written on such unreliable data she placed herself in the chair in front of the desk as the therapist had a seat behind the desk.
"So, the therapist said, what seems to be the trouble?"
"Well", said Mistery very frankly, "I have a problem concerning spilling coffee. As you can understand this is not very practical when you are in a spaceship."
Oddly, the therapist sized Mistery up as though she had said something wrong. From the data collected about human behaviour, Mistery knew that smiling usually works to encourage humans. She smiled.
"Ah, yes, the therapist said", nodding her head in a gentle way, "why don't you come and lay down over here."
There was an ottoman nearby with a cumfy armchair at the head end. Mistery willingly laid her self on the ottoman, puzzeled by the proposition but figured there had to be a human technology involved that she had little understanding of.
"Close your eyes and breath deeply", the therapist said, "just relax".
Mistery took a deep breath and tried to relax allthough it seemed strange to ask of her to be relaxed in her position. It was not difficult to get relaxed at the ottoman.
"Now coooooncentrate on my voice", the therapist said.
Mistey concentrated on the voice.
"When I count to three, you will faaaaaall into deeeep sleeeeep".
Shocked by the idea that somebody could actually make her fall asleep by meerly counting, she gasped.
"No, no, juuust concentraaaaaaate on my voice", the therapist said. "One, two threee, you are deeply asleeep".
Mistery felt very puzzeled by all this, she could have sworn she was not asleep. Maybe it is not a thechnology, but yet another ritual she had gotten herself into.

Mistery
10-04-2006, 11:22:05
Let's see what is going to happen, Mystery thought. So she simulated to be in a deep sleep.
The therapist said: "Remember back, when you first spilled coffee, and tell me about it".
Mystery tried to figure out what was the appropriate way to speak when one is deeply asleep, so she answered in a slow and deep voice: "Iiiiit waaaas wheeeen Iiiiii waaaaas 145 yeeeeaaaars oooooold. Iiiiii waaaaaas cooooonceeeentraaaaaiiiiitiiiiing on sooooomethiiiiing eeeeelse aaaand spiiiiiilled theeee coooooffeeeee."
The therapist didn't know how to continue as he thought that Mystery had a much worse problem that to spill coffee. He thought a moment and said then.....


(By the way, I'm seriously thinking about making a new thread for our adventures ;))

Lilliputt
10-04-2006, 11:36:18
Let's see what is going to happen, Mystery thought. So she simulated to be in a deep sleep.
The therapist said: "Remember back, when you first spilled coffee, and tell me about it".
Mystery tried to figure out what was the appropriate way to speak when one is deeply asleep, so she answered in a slow and deep voice: "Iiiiit waaaas wheeeen Iiiiii waaaaas 145 yeeeeaaaars oooooold. Iiiiii waaaaaas cooooonceeeentraaaaaiiiiitiiiiing on sooooomethiiiiing eeeeelse aaaand spiiiiiilled theeee coooooffeeeee."
The therapist didn't know how to continue as he thought that Mystery had a much worse problem that to spill coffee. He thought a moment and said then.....


"Imagine your self standing on a beach. The water is very calm, the sun is shining bright. Tell me what you see."
Puzzled by the complete change of topic, Mistery tried to simulate a beach with calm water on a sunny day. It accured to her that if she did that maybe this was part of the ritual and if she could do it properly it would trigger her senses to let go of her coffee problem. Nothing happened. She tried again, but the vision of the beach was very uninteresting so she added some bits and pieces to make it look more plausible. So she said:
"Weeeeell, my spaaaaaaceship is noooooot faaaaar away and my clooooones are prepaaaaaaring cats for diiiiiinner. Theeeeeere is a little boat oooooon the beach wiiiiiiich Lillipuuuuuuutt and I caught aaaaaan oooooold boot and a fiiiiiiiiish in".
The therapist seemed very quiet.
"And where is the coffee?", the therapist finally said.

Mistery
10-04-2006, 11:47:52
"Imagine your self standing on a beach. The water is very calm, the sun is shining bright. Tell me what you see."
Puzzled by the complete change of topic, Mistery tried to simulate a beach with calm water on a sunny day. It accured to her that if she did that maybe this was part of the ritual and if she could do it properly it would trigger her senses to let go of her coffee problem. Nothing happened. She tried again, but the vision of the beach was very uninteresting so she added some bits and pieces to make it look more plausible. So she said:
"Weeeeell, my spaaaaaaceship is noooooot faaaaar away and my clooooones are prepaaaaaaring cats for diiiiiinner. Theeeeeere is a little boat oooooon the beach wiiiiiiich Lillipuuuuuuutt and I caught aaaaaan oooooold boot and a fiiiiiiiiish in".
The therapist seemed very quiet.
"And where is the coffee?", the therapist finally said.

"Theeee coooooffeeee waaaaaaas spiiiiiiilled ooooon theeeee caaaaats, uuunfoooortuuuunaaaateeelyyyy.", replied Mystery.
The therapist rolled his eyes, he has never had such a serious case in his whole carrier. So he said: "Concentrate on my voice: You have no spaceship and you are not eating cats. Now repeat that."
Mystery thought that this was just a concentration and memory exercize and repeated: "Youuuuuu haaaaave noooo spaaaaaceshiiiiip aaand youuuuu aaaare noooot eeeeatiiiing caaaats."
The therapist looked very despaired, and thought about the next step. Maybe he should call a colleague to help him out with this case?

Lilliputt
10-04-2006, 11:59:22
"Theeee coooooffeeee waaaaaaas spiiiiiiilled ooooon theeeee caaaaats, uuunfoooortuuuunaaaateeelyyyy.", replied Mystery.
The therapist rolled his eyes, he has never had such a serious case in his whole carrier. So he said: "Concentrate on my voice: You have no spaceship and you are not eating cats. Now repeat that."
Mystery thought that this was just a concentration and memory exercize and repeated: "Youuuuuu haaaaave noooo spaaaaaceshiiiiip aaand youuuuu aaaare noooot eeeeatiiiing caaaats."
The therapist looked very despaired, and thought about the next step. Maybe he should call a colleague to help him out with this case?

Of course there was a finacial issue to consider, not to mention that this case might give him a recognition in the world of psychiatry if he was able to document the progress properly. He carefully studied the patient, who in every other aspect seemed like a genuine and normal person.
"Cocentrate on my voice", he said, "I am going to count to three and you are again on the beach, but this time there are no cats, no clones, no boat and no space ship. You are sitting on the beach calmly sipping coffee. One...." All this talk of coffee had made Mistery feel slightly thirsty. "....two...." And sort of peckish too. "...three", the therapist finally said, while a cat miaowed somewhere in the house.

Mistery
10-04-2006, 12:09:52
Of course there was a finacial issue to consider, not to mention that this case might give him a recognition in the world of psychiatry if he was able to document the progress properly. He carefully studied the patient, who in every other aspect seemed like a genuine and normal person.
"Cocentrate on my voice", he said, "I am going to count to three and you are again on the beach, but this time there are no cats, no clones, no boat and no space ship. You are sitting on the beach calmly sipping coffee. One...." All this talk of coffee had made Mistery feel slightly thirsty. "....two...." And sort of peckish too. "...three", the therapist finally said, while a cat miaowed somewhere in the house.

Mystery was confused and hungry. Why did this man always tell her that she was on an island? What else could island mean than ground surrounded by water? I'm on a kind of couch, so is island a synonym of it? Must be. She was very very hungry and the cat kept on miaoweing. So Mystery asked the therapist: "Caaaaaan Iiii geeeet uuuuup frooooom theeeee iiiiiislaaaaand noooooow? Iiiiiit iiiiiis noooooot veeeeryyy coooomfooortaaable aaanymooore."
"No, you are still on the island and you are drinking coffee." the therapist said.
"Hmmm, where is the coffee?", Mystery thought, and said: "Iiii caaaan nooot driiiiink cooooffeeee unleeeess youuuu giiiive meee soooome."

Lilliputt
10-04-2006, 12:32:23
Mystery was confused and hungry. Why did this man always tell her that she was on an island? What else could island mean than ground surrounded by water? I'm on a kind of couch, so is island a synonym of it? Must be. She was very very hungry and the cat kept on miaoweing. So Mystery asked the therapist: "Caaaaaan Iiii geeeet uuuuup frooooom theeeee iiiiiislaaaaand noooooow? Iiiiiit iiiiiis noooooot veeeeryyy coooomfooortaaable aaanymooore."
"No, you are still on the island and you are drinking coffee." the therapist said.
"Hmmm, where is the coffee?", Mystery thought, and said: "Iiii caaaan nooot driiiiink cooooffeeee unleeeess youuuu giiiive meee soooome."

Realizing that the hypnosis had not made the desirable effect on the patient, the therapist started to rethink his therapeutic method. Maybe the patient would respond better to another form of hypnotic method. Calmly he said, "When I count to three, you are slowly going to wake up". Stumped by this, Mistery thought maybe the therapist had somehow helped her and that she now could have a sip of coffee with a cat snack. Enthusiastically she waited for the doctor to finish the counting ritual. "One....your body is geeeetting more energetiiiiic.....twooo.....your eeeeeeyes are starting tooooo feeeel less heavy....". Odd remark, Mistery thought to her self but patiently waited for the therapist to finish. ".......threee, you are now fully concious and wide a wake". He snapped his fingers. Suprised at this gesture, Mistry thought it must be another part of the ritual so she snapped her fingers as well while fully opening her eyes. The therapist seemed unpleased, so again, she smiled. "Are we going to have cofffee now?", she asked as innocent as she could possibly try to be.
"Why do you ask?", the therapist answered.
"Because I'm a little thirsty", said Mistery as honestly as she could,"...uhm..is there a cat somewhere around here?".
The therapist seemed very taken aback but instead of fully dismissing the idea he said:
"I would like to try another method with you. Now go back to the chair in front of the desk while I fetch something." Hoping he would fetch coffee, Mistery sat herself in front of the desk. The therapist came back without coffee but with a pendant hanging on a string.
"Now concentrate on the movement of the pendant", the therapist said,"and listen to my voice. You can oooooonly hear my voice". The cat miaowed in the back of the house. "Youuuu aaaare feeeling veeeery sleeepy". Actually, Mistery felt neither sleepy nor could she only hear the voice of the therapist because of the cat. It seemed that the human technology once again lacked in logic.

Mistery
10-04-2006, 12:46:00
Mystery was asked to concentrate on the voice AND the movement of the pendulum, so she thought she was asked to figure out the relationship of those. Therefore she gathered the data on the movements of the pendular, and quickly got the equation to describe it. Then she focused on the waves caused by the voice of the therapist and found the equation for it aswell. Now she combined both and finally said: "Yes, the movement of the pendulum is related to the soundwaves of your voice as follows." She took a piece of paper and a pen from the therapist's desk and started to write. Then she handed over the piece of paper and the therapist stared at it:

http://shakti.trincoll.edu/~mduff/cpsc415/equation.gif

"So now, I have done everything you asked me to do, but I'm really hungry now. Can we take a break, and eat something please?", Mystery asked as politely as she could, but she felt very impatient inside.

Lilliputt
10-04-2006, 13:03:36
Mystery was asked to concentrate on the voice AND the movement of the pendulum, so she thought she was asked to figure out the relationship of those. Therefore she gathered the data on the movements of the pendular, and quickly got the equation to describe it. Then she focused on the waves caused by the voice of the therapist and found the equation for it aswell. Now she combined both and finally said: "Yes, the movement of the pendulum is related to the soundwaves of your voice as follows." She took a piece of paper and a pen from the therapist's desk and started to write. Then she handed over the piece of paper and the therapist stared at it:

http://shakti.trincoll.edu/~mduff/cpsc415/equation.gif

"So now, I have done everything you asked me to do, but I'm really hungry now. Can we take a break, and eat something please?", Mystery asked as politely as she could, but she felt very impatient inside.

(By the way, I'm seriously thinking about making a new thread for our adventures ;))

(A new thread would probably be a good idea, LOL! Gonna put in da fishing trip too? ;) :D )

The therapist shook his head and pondered upon the problem. Clearly this patient was suffering from severe delusions of being an alien and eating cats while drinking coffee. As he thought on this the door bell rang, disturbing Mistery to "awaken" fully. The door to the office opened and a familiar face peared inside.
"DOGLOVER!!!", Mistery exclaimed, "what are YOU doing here?". Suprised and happy at the sight of Mistery, Doglover marched in to the office and gave Mistery a hug. "Hello", she said cheerfully as she took a seat next to Mistery. "I'm here because of my mother. She finally found out about Gamers Hood Planet and sent me here...pfffffft, as if that is a good idea. I wish somebody could talk to her", she sighed.
Struggling not to laugh out loud, Mistery felt a lot better knowing that this human technology was not highly considered amongst humans.
"Your appointment is not for at least another half hour," the doctor said irritably, "you can sit outside in the waiting room." Mistery followed Doglover to the waitingroom to make sure she would be comfortable. There on one of the sofas was another suprise waiting:
"Escape!!", Mistery cried out shocked at the sight of the cute cat humanoid. Feeling a little embarresed for wanting to eat her earlier, Mistery hesitated to greet her friend. The joined together in a grouphug, but now the thought of returning to the therapy session seemed less inviting. Mistery thought of a way to get out of this mess.

Mistery
10-04-2006, 13:23:10
(I think that I will make a thread for our adventures, but it will need much time to move all the adventures from here to there. I'll do it as soon as I have time enough for that and am motivated to do it)

Mystery was sooo happy to see her friends again, but also concerned. "Girls, this man is telling very illogical things, I think he needs a therapy himself. I don't think that he can help us, so why don't we just walk out of here and go to a restaurant. I'm starving! And after luch, we can spill our coffee :haha:", she said.
Doglover and Escape agreed, so all three started to walk out of the room.
"Wait, stay here! You are very seriously ill, you can't leave!", the therapist shouted.
Doglover turned around and said: "Pfffffft! Guess what? You are crazy yourself!", and the three walked out.
They were looking for a restaurant that offered food that all of them liked. So they entered the restaurant named "Crazy Cat-Dog-Alien" and ordered the best and most expensive food the restaurant had to offer. They were very hungry, so they were very quiet while eating. But after that they ordered some coffe and milk and started to chat and giggled and laughed and were ROFL :D
They were brought some coffee, and guess what? They spilled it and made a complete mess in the restaurant! But this was no problem since the Crazy Cat-Dog-Alien restaurant was used to such guests.
After lunch and spilling a huge amount of coffee and milk, they returned very happy to GamersHood Planet where they shared their new adventure with their friends.
THE END

(Sorry, Lilli, I have to go now, I'll be back later, bye, it was such a fun with you again :hug2:)

Lilliputt
10-04-2006, 13:28:19
Gotta go too, Mistery, and LIKEWISE! :hug2: Bye! http://www.myemoticons.com/categories/communicate/www_MyEmoticons_com__byehappy.gif See ya later!

Lilliputt
10-05-2006, 22:14:36
After an appointment with the doctor, Mistery had understood that it was his opinion she should be provided with a better view on her self image. However she had tried to explain that it could not be a problem since she had access to a space ship and was able to view anything no matter how small from a very great distance. Curiously, the doctor did not seemed very convinced by this and insisted that Mistery should enhance her self image. "By how many pixels?", Mistery had asked only to get an irritated "hmpf!" by the doctor. So Mistery set out to fix the problem of getting a better view of her self image, but no matter how she tried to make a plausible self image in photoshop, it was refused over and over by the doctor. Finally she got an answer saying that he was a physician and she needed someone with more knowledge about her problem. She was told to go to a seminar that had "Self Image" as the main subject. So Mistery decided to go and beamed her self down to the seminar. She had not fully realized what a common problem it semed to be amongst humans to try and get a better view of their self image. The place was full of people, mainly women, so Mistery thought this might be a gender connected problem.
The seminar was held in an auditorium, wich had a modern design, well, at least from a human point of view, and great many seats. Mistery sat her self comfortably quite near the front of the hall where the lecturers had gathered. They where all very smart looking, nodding at each other as thay spoke, looking very serious and calm. Mistery felt good about it. "These humans MUST know what they are talking about", she thought to herself. But a few minutes into the lecture she was more confused than when she arrived. The lady who was speaking was talking about the importance for example for men to be in contact with their "female" side. This data did not compute and Mistery was blown away by the idea that humans might be able to have some sort of telepathic ability between the genders. "How very practical", she thought to herself. Then she was thinking that perhaps the problem for all the women that had gathered was that they were not in contact with their MALE side.

Mistery
10-05-2006, 22:45:37
The humans seem to know about this "side-thing" but Mystery is confused. When the speaker takes a short break to drink a bit of water, Mystery hesitatingly raises her hand.
The speaker ask: "Yes, please? Do you have a question?".
Everyone stares at Mystery. She asks in a very quiet voice: "I'm sorry, but is there a mirror that I could use?".
The lady seems to be surprised about that question but she answers willingly: "Yes, if you go out of this room, go straight forward into the next room, you can find a mirror."
"Thank you very much", Mystery answers, slowly leaves her seat, walks out of the room and enters the room with the mirror. She stands in front of the mirror and turns to the left, then to the right, then again to the left.
"Hmmm, I don't seem to have a male side, both of my sides seem to be female", she thinks to herself. She slowly walks back to the auditoriums and takes a seat again.

Lilliputt
10-05-2006, 23:22:07
The humans seem to know about this "side-thing" but Mystery is confused. When the speaker takes a short break to drink a bit of water, Mystery hesitatingly raises her hand.
The speaker ask: "Yes, please? Do you have a question?".
Everyone stares at Mystery. She asks in a very quiet voice: "I'm sorry, but is there a mirror that I could use?".
The lady seems to be surprised about that question but she answers willingly: "Yes, if you go out of this room, go straight forward into the next room, you can find a mirror."
"Thank you very much", Mystery answers, slowly leaves her seat, walks out of the room and enters the room with the mirror. She stands in front of the mirror and turns to the left, then to the right, then again to the left.
"Hmmm, I don't seem to have a male side, both of my sides seem to be female", she thinks to herself. She slowly walks back to the auditoriums and takes a seat again.

As Mistery is about to take her seat, she hesitates.There is something familiar about a face slightly diagonally towards the back of the hall from where Mistery has her place. "BUT......IT CANNOT BE!", Mistery thinks to herself as she gasps, but there it is. Amongst all the female participants Mistery has spotted OneBun who has come as a guest to the seminar. "Why would a bunny be interested in a humans self image? And how come nobody has noticed that there is a PINK BUNNY sitting in the audience who is actually taking NOTES?!" At this point, Mistery has trouble concentrating because of the idea of the sides on humans that do not seem to be of a physical nature and of course of the bunny sitting futher behind her. "...now it is the male side of the female psyche wich embodies logic, reason, assertiveness etc..." Mistery dropped her chin to her lap. But how could this be? She was certain that her mind was not inhabited by any man so how was it possible to form the idea that a psyche, that cannot confirm any reliable data, also could be inhabitad by a male SIDE?? Was this a part of an undiscovered secret amongst humans? Where they really able to possess telepathic abillities? Impatience grew inside Mistery as she knew OneBun might have some valuable information.

Mistery
10-05-2006, 23:46:34
Mystery hoped that soon there would be a short break when she could go over to OneBun to ask her about this weird problem without attracting any further attention by the audiance and the lecturers. She observed that OneBun was listening very carefully and taking notes. So she decided to record the speech and took her device from her belt. Her neighbors were staring at her, so she quickly put it away, found some paper and a pen and started to take notes.
"Due to the pressure of cultural stereotypes, it may be difficult for women to explore their male side. But in order to become a whole person it is absolutely necessary to realise that logic and science are a part....."
And it went on and on. Mystery got more confused with every minute, her hands were hurting because of trying to write that fast, and after 2 hours of this anguish of mind, she was very relieved to hear that there would be a coffee break of 15 minutes.
The audience got up from the seats and was leaving the auditorium. Mystery walked over to OneBun and greeted her. OneBun looked up from her notes and started to smile: "Hi Mystery, it's nice to see you! What are you doing here?"
"Well, OneBun, I have some questions. I'm a bit confused again about humans. Well, especially about the fact that human women have a male side and vica versa. Could you explain it to me? Oh, one more question. Why isn't anybody stumped that a pink bunny like you is sitting in the audience?"
OneBun kept on smiling and said in a monoton voice: "Because I'm not here."
Now Mystery was completely confused and tumbled out of the auditorium. "I need a coffee", she thought to herself.

Lilliputt
10-06-2006, 00:39:56
Mystery hoped that soon there would be a short break when she could go over to OneBun to ask her about this weird problem without attracting any further attention by the audiance and the lecturers. She observed that OneBun was listening very carefully and taking notes. So she decided to record the speech and took her device from her belt. Her neighbors were staring at her, so she quickly put it away, found some paper and a pen and started to take notes.
"Due to the pressure of cultural stereotypes, it may be difficult for women to explore their male side. But in order to become a whole person it is absolutely necessary to realise that logic and science are a part....."
And it went on and on. Mystery got more confused with every minute, her hands were hurting because of trying to write that fast, and after 2 hours of this anguish of mind, she was very relieved to hear that there would be a coffee break of 15 minutes.
The audience got up from the seats and was leaving the auditorium. Mystery walked over to OneBun and greeted her. OneBun looked up from her notes and started to smile: "Hi Mystery, it's nice to see you! What are you doing here?"
"Well, OneBun, I have some questions. I'm a bit confused again about humans. Well, especially about the fact that human women have a male side and vica versa. Could you explain it to me? Oh, one more question. Why isn't anybody stumped that a pink bunny like you is sitting in the audience?"
OneBun kept on smiling and said in a monoton voice: "Because I'm not here."
Now Mystery was completely confused and tumbled out of the auditorium. "I need a coffee", she thought to herself.

While trying to get out of the auditorium on her shaking legs, the crowd had become an obstacle between Mistery and the very much needed coffe. All the while everybody was babbling on about all sorts of things not necessarily related to the topic at hand. It was making Mistery feel rather dizzy, but she stood her ground and finally she managed to get her self a cup with the invigorating drink. She sighed and thought it lacked that fuzzy taste of cat. As she moved away from the coffee table she reunited with OneBun to get her questions answered. "Well", said OneBun in a secretive manner, "the reson why humans can't see me is because I am a symptom. The result is that only those who carry the Gamers Hood virus are able to see me." Mistery pondered upon this answer and wondered if OneBun was being serious or just up to one of those bunny trix again. "Do I need an antiwirus scan then?", Mistery asked with a wink. Bunny sat silently with a cryptic smile as she watched her friend take a sip of the black drink. "No, you cannot get rid of me like that, you just need a better understanding of how the mind works." This information was actually of some use, and so Mistery smiled in the hope that OneBun might be able to solve some more of this puzzle with pieces that did not seem to fit. "The mind", said OneBun, "is not a computer and cannot be treated as such. You must look beyond your puny science and learn the ways of human emotions. The lecturers are telling you that humans can reach a MENTAL side that is not measurable for a machine to read." Mistery could still not make sense of the idea that anything could be reached if it was not possible to record and process some how. She understood however that this was by no means a ritual, it was in fact a science of theortical proportions. But the theory still relied on unsufficient data. As Mistery was about to ask OneBun wether humans were actually linked to each other telepathically, a bell rang and everybody gathered inside the auditorium. As Mistery, perplexed by her conversation with OneBun, took her seat, the lady next to her smiled. Mistery smiled back. "This is very exiting, isn't it?" said the lady enthusiastically, as she straightened her blue dress that had a white flower pattern on it. Mistery thought this however might be some kind of ritual and so she too tried to staighten her trousers. "Yes, it is", said Mistery, "but I wonder if it will take too long. I have too return to Gamers Hoood Planet in my space ship". For whatever reason the ladys smile sort of froze and she replied with a laugh that hinted uncertainty "Of course you do. Uhm, are you here with anyone?". "No", Mistery replied, "but my friend OneBun the pink bunny is sitting over there". The lady turned her head towards the direction that Mistery was pointing. It seemed that OneBun was right because with out a word the lady turned her had back to give Mistery a confused look than sat down.

Mistery
10-06-2006, 01:10:19
The next lecturer entered the podium and started a presentation with the title: "Inner Self and Outer Self".
Mystery remembered her therapy session when her inner self was broken and would not speak to her and blushed. She was sure that everyone else had already spoken to their inner self, and she was worried that she would have difficulties following the presentation without having had this experience. The speaker went on: .... The most important thing is that you can transfer your new and strong Inner Self to your still weak Outer Self. And for this...."
Mystery felt panic. "My inner self was broken. It is not new and strong. I can't transfer it to my outer self yet. And... where is my outer self?", she thought. At the same time she was thinking about the things that OneBun told her. "If OneBun is a symptom, what are Escape and Lilli and lili and bread and Adventure and Becky and Freakshow and Dark and...", Mystery suddenly felt dizzy. "Viruses, Inner Self, Outer Self, Symptoms.... No, stop! Think Mystery, think! I have to go back to the man in the white coat and ask him if my inner self could be fixed meanwhile. I have to talk with it. Maybe it can give me some advice."
Mystery stood up and tried to walk out without attracting too much attention. But of course everybody was staring at her again. She walked out of the room and headed for the entrance door. Suddenly she felt that somebody was following her, so she quickly turned around and shouted: "Who are you?!?"
To her astonishment, OneBun was standing behind her with a big smile.
"It is just me, Mystery", she said in a gentle voice. "Where are you going? You can't get rid of the virus by walking out of this phantastic seminar", she continued.
"I have to talk to my inner self", Mystery replied and started to walk to the direction where the man with the white coat was staying. OneBun followed her and took notes.

---->To be continued tomorrow by Lilli :)

Lilliputt
10-06-2006, 16:49:43
The next lecturer entered the podium and started a presentation with the title: "Inner Self and Outer Self".
Mystery remembered her therapy session when her inner self was broken and would not speak to her and blushed. She was sure that everyone else had already spoken to their inner self, and she was worried that she would have difficulties following the presentation without having had this experience. The speaker went on: .... The most important thing is that you can transfer your new and strong Inner Self to your still weak Outer Self. And for this...."
Mystery felt panic. "My inner self was broken. It is not new and strong. I can't transfer it to my outer self yet. And... where is my outer self?", she thought. At the same time she was thinking about the things that OneBun told her. "If OneBun is a symptom, what are Escape and Lilli and lili and bread and Adventure and Becky and Freakshow and Dark and...", Mystery suddenly felt dizzy. "Viruses, Inner Self, Outer Self, Symptoms.... No, stop! Think Mystery, think! I have to go back to the man in the white coat and ask him if my inner self could be fixed meanwhile. I have to talk with it. Maybe it can give me some advice."
Mystery stood up and tried to walk out without attracting too much attention. But of course everybody was staring at her again. She walked out of the room and headed for the entrance door. Suddenly she felt that somebody was following her, so she quickly turned around and shouted: "Who are you?!?"
To her astonishment, OneBun was standing behind her with a big smile.
"It is just me, Mystery", she said in a gentle voice. "Where are you going? You can't get rid of the virus by walking out of this phantastic seminar", she continued.
"I have to talk to my inner self", Mystery replied and started to walk to the direction where the man with the white coat was staying. OneBun followed her and took notes.

---->To be continued tomorrow by Lilli :)

(And this is tomorrow)

Walking out of the building Mistery was fighting to compose her self and try to find a plausible explanation to all this based on rational thinking. However it did seem optimistic to rationalise the inexplicable as she thought about how humans insist on ?inner self? and ?self image?. Turning to OneBun who still rather preoccupied with her notes she said ?I am going to the man in the white coat, he lives around here. Are you going to come with me?? OneBun stuck her little nose up above her notes and looked a bit confused. ?What man in a white coat?? she asked curiously. At this Mistery realised OneBun had not fully understood her predicament and so Mistery started to tell the tale of how she ended up at a place where she was strapped to a bed. How she there had met Lilliputt and then how she had met the therapist with the hypnosis therapy but left with Escape and Doglover to go to a restaurant. To her surprise instead of asking a lot of questions about her state of mind OneBun said ?What retaurant?? Mistery had to stop and take a good look at the pink bunny. ?What does that got to do with anything??, she thought to herself but as she did not want to be impolite to her friend she said: ?It was the Crazy Cat-Dog-Alien restaurant?. ?Oh!? OneBun exclaimed, ?yes I know it, It?s Beckys restaurant.? Thinking back Mistery realised that the food had been exceptionally good even for an alien. It made sense that the she wolf Becky run the restaurant as she was probably one of those few humanoids who would be able to prepare a well made dinner for an alien. She giggled a little at the thought of the name of the restaurant. In an attempt to change the subject she said ?Well, anyway I need to go and talk to my inner self so I can transfer my strong inner self to my weak outer self.? OneBun buried herself in her notes and said absent minded ?Why do think you have to go see it when it is with you?? Again Mistery was taken aback by the remarks of the bunny. Data did not compute and now OneBun was actually adding to the mystery. ?Oh, sorry, Mistery!? OneBun said ?I have to prepare myself for a project. It was nice to see you, bye? and with poof she was gone leaving Mistery with her unsolved enigma. Even more convinced that her inner self had to be fixed Mistery beamed herself to her ship then got herself in front of the office of the man in a white coat. She bursted in with the words: ?Greetings, human!? as politely and calm as she could. ?I have come to ask of you to please mend my inner self!? Unfortunately, Mistery had walked right into a meeting and someone was allready sitting in the chair in front of the desk. ??and I dunno what it is all about doctor??, a light voce said. Mistery froze at the door wondering who from the planet of Gamers Hood was now having a session at the office. ??she has started to call herself Lilliputt, and she is always on about this alien and a dog , and a cat and Batman and a freakshow and what not. She calims she has moved to an island of carrots and, well, and I really think she needs help.? As the doctor had let go of his attention to his visitor and focused on Mistery, the person turned around and faced Mistery. It was a young blond girl with beautiful blue eyes that smiled with uncertainty at Mistery. ?Lilliputts roommate?, Mistery thought to herself.

Mistery
10-06-2006, 20:32:50
The doctor said: "Patients usually wait in the waiting room. You can't just walk in... By the way, do you have an appointment? I don't think so. And above all, you are not even allowed to come here since you have made a huge mess with tomatoes the last time you were here!"
Mystery apologized: "I am really sorry what happened, I heard about it, but... it was one of my clones, so I'm not fully responsible for it. It had a malfunction like my inner self - or what you thought MY inner self was in that situation without knowing about the clone."
"There, there, you see?!? She is telling the same weird things as my roommate!!! I can't stay any longer, I get a really bad headache if I have to listen to such things. So, goodbye Doctor. And please.... you have to help her!" The doctor and the girl were shaking hands, and the girl left.
The doctor said to Mystery: "Then take a seat please, I would like to hear about your story a bit more. Now, what do you mean by clones?"
"Well, I am very sorry, but I have not really time right now to explain it. I am here because last time we were talking, my inner self was broken and was not able to talk to me. But I need to talk to it as soon as possible. Therefore I wanted to ask you if it could be fixed in the meantime. But...", Mystery hesitated.
"Yes?", asked the doctor with as much patience as he could bring up after having been reminded at the troubles with the tomatoes.
"... Well... Actually I am not VERY sure if it is here because OneBun just told me that I had it all the time with me. I searched in my belt and in my pockets, but I couldn't find it. So I thought that I might have mixed it up with a cat and eaten it for breakfast... It was hairy enough to make that mistake if one is not concentrating very well. But... I don't think I have eaten it. Well, I ate Escape's cousin but my inner self? Or could it be that I..." Mystery told hastily.
The doctor looked into Mystery's eyes and said: "It is IN you."
Mystery looked very confused: "It is?"
Doctor: "Yes."
Mystery: "And there is no doubt about it?"
Doctor: "Not the slightest doubt."
Mystery: "So, it is true. I have eaten it."
Doctor: "No.
Mystery: "Then. Was it beamed into me?"
Doctor: "Well, it is in you and now you need to get into contact to it. This is the most important thing for you at the moment."

Lilliputt
10-06-2006, 21:53:31
The doctor said: "Patients usually wait in the waiting room. You can't just walk in... By the way, do you have an appointment? I don't think so. And above all, you are not even allowed to come here since you have made a huge mess with tomatoes the last time you were here!"
Mystery apologized: "I am really sorry what happened, I heard about it, but... it was one of my clones, so I'm not fully responsible for it. It had a malfunction like my inner self - or what you thought MY inner self was in that situation without knowing about the clone."
"There, there, you see?!? She is telling the same weird things as my roommate!!! I can't stay any longer, I get a really bad headache if I have to listed to such things. So, goodbye Doctor. And please.... you have to help her!" The doctor and the girl were shaking hands, and the girl left.
The doctor said to Mystery: "Then take a seat please, I would like to hear about your story a bit more. Now, what do you mean by clones?"
"Well, I am very sorry, but I have not really time right now to explain it. I am here because last time we were talking, my inner self was broken and was not able to talk to me. But I need to talk to it as soon as possible. Therefore I wanted to ask you if it could be fixed in the meantime. But...", Mystery hesitated.
"Yes?", asked the doctor with as much patience as he could bring up after having been reminded at the troubles with the tomatoes.
"... Well... Actually I am not VERY sure if it is here because OneBun just told me that I had it all the time with me. I searched in my belt and in my pockets, but I couldn't find it. So I thought that I might have mixed it up with a cat and eaten it for breakfast... It was hairy enough to make that mistake if one is not concentrating very well. But... I don't think I have eaten it. Well, I ate Escape's cousin but my inner self? Or could it be that I..." Mystery told hastily.
The doctor looked into Mystery's eyes and said: "It is IN you."
Mystery looked very confused: "It is?"
Doctor: "Yes."
Mystery: "And there is no doubt about it?"
Doctor: "Not the slightest doubt."
Mystery: "So, it is true. I have eaten it."
Doctor: "No.
Mystery: "Then. Was it beamed into me?"
Doctor: "Well, it is in you and now you need to get into contact to it. This is the most important thing for you at the moment."


Of course Mistery had made a full body scan on the space ship many times because of suspected viruses, but so far never come across anything that could remotely be described as an inner self. If humans really knew there existed such a thing in a body, then how did they manage to establish its existence and how did they communicate with it? Mistery scratched her head slightly as she looked on the doctor in disbelief. As she clumsily sat down in the familiar chair she said "So, are you able to help me?". The doctor shook his head "I think the personnel might have a problem with admitting you to these premises again. "Why", said Mistery convinced there must be some mistake. "Well", said the doctor hesitantly, "we are not really in the habit of admitting patients that have a history of throwing tomatoes at the staff..." He took his glasses off and started to clean them. Mistery thought this might be some sort of human reassurance behaviour and so she thought she might do the same. The problem was she had no glasses because she didn't need any, so she started to polish the one button she had on her trousers. For some reason the doctor looked surprised at her. She smiled but stopped the polishing. "As I pointed out to you, doctor, there was a perfectly reasonable explanation for that and I do not think it is right to refuse a perfectly normal patient a chance to have a word with her inner self." The doctor seemed to be done with his polishing of the glasses. He put them on and got a pencil from a little container on the desk. Mistery thought it odd that he wouldn't use one of the many he had on his left upper pocket on the white coat. HE started to write something. "I'm going to remit you to a well known psychiatrist that might be a lot better suited for your needs", he said and as he gave Mistery the note he caught lightly. "Can I take my inner self with me?", Mistery asked. "HUH?" replied the doctor. "My inner self", said Mistery and pointed at the doll that she had noticed was lying on the fluffy carpet. The doctor for some reason seemed puzzled but agreed to her taking the doll with her and so she left. Back at the space ship she did all the tests she could think of to test the doll but found nothing of use and so still thought that her inner self was broken. Finally she gave up and went to se the lady therapist she had been remitted to. As she beamed down to the little house by a hillside, the sharp sunlight made the garden with all the flowers look very beautiful. There where some lilies blossoming in the sun and Mistery smiled to herself. As she rang the doorbell this odd looking lady with wide skirts and lots of bling bling answered the door. She welcomed Mistery into her house as she introduced herself as miss Q the therapist.
The house was packed with all sorts of little objects like fairies, little clay figurines, bronze statuettes of animals like a wolf, a butterfly, a cat and a bird. They entered a little room and Mistery had a seat. Mistery explained the whole story while the lady without so much as a hint of being surprised or puzzled simply just sat in her comfy armchair and listened to the whole story. Now and then she would nod and say "MMMHHHHMMMM" or "AAAAHHH" or "yes, I see". After Mistery finished her story the lady said, "Well this is going to be a process then for you". She got out of her chair and browsed around the room. "This is what we will do", she said and put some music on "it is called music therapy. "First you have to move your self to music and try to explore how the movement MOOOOVES your inner self". As she said that the therapist started to wave her arms about and took some long steps, moving in a way that might have looked graceful had it not been for her big skirts. Mistery stood up took the doll and placed it in the middle of the room and stared at it as she thought she was told. But nothing happened.

Mistery
10-06-2006, 22:35:38
Mystery said to the lady in a sad voice: "My inner self is not moving."
The therapist replied with a gentle smile: "I have just told you, it will move as soon as you move yourself to the music."
So Mystery did her alien dance....
http://www.thegreatbigparty.com/assets/images/animated-alien-2.gif...but still nothing happened. Mystery pointed on the doll on the floor and said to the lady: "You see? It is still not moving. It is broken. Are you able to fix it?", and picked up the doll from the floor and gave it to the lady. The therapist started to talk to the doll: "Yes, we are hurt, right? Nono, don't worry, we will work it out. Soooo, we take some bandage and put it where you are hurt, your pain will stop soon. Gooood, we have put the bandage on, now we are going to sleep a short while.", and she put the doll into a small bed for dolls.
Mystery observed this weird situation and was trying to understand what was going on. "So, my inner self is hurt, and is therefore not speaking to me." She then turned to the lady and asked her: "How long must my inner self sleep now to fully recover? I need to talk to it as soon as possible."
"Very very soon," the therapist answered, "but meanwhile we have to prepare you for the first contact. Now close your eyes and feel the music. Adapt your movements to its flow."
She started to turn around. Mystery looked at her, and then her attention was caught by a strange sound that was louder than the soft music, and something was moving on the shelf. She looked there and froze: she saw Escape shouting over and over again: "ROFL!!! ROFL!!!!", and she was rolling on the shelf:
http://www.beaniemotion.com/flipani.gifSo Mystery lay down on the ground, started to roll to the left and to the right, but was still hesitating to give any sound of herself as the lady had only been spoken about moving and not about making sounds.
The therapist stopped to turn and stared at Mystery: "Are you alright? Do you have any pain? Say something!"
"Aha, now comes the sound", Mystery thought, and still rolling on the floor, she started to shout: "ROFL!!! ROFL!!!"
The therapist stared at Mystery in rage, switched off the music and shouted at Mystery: "You are making fun of me!!!! What is this???? Now, get up, and leave my house at the spot!!! And don't forget to take your doll with you!!!", she picked up the doll and threw it at Mystery. Mystery thought: "This lady must be crazy, she is throwing my inner self instead of tomatoes. I'd better leave as soon as possible." So she took her inner self and left the house.
Completely exhausted, she decided to take a rest at GamersHood Planet. Although she knew that she had still many things to deal with, like talking to her inner self, transferring her new and strong inner self to her outer self, and getting rid of some strange viruses.
The only problem was that she could not find her beaming device, somehow she must have lost it somewhere. She felt very desperate. Suddenly there was this voice: "Mystery, hi." Mystery looked around but could not see anybody. "Hi, Mystery, I'm here." She noticed that the doll was talking to her. Finally!!! She felt very happy and answered to the doll: "Hi my inner self, nice to meet you! I have so much waited for the chance to talk to you!"
However the doll answered: "Mystery, what are you talking about? Inner self? Hi, don't you recognize me? I'm Lilli."
Mystery took a closer look at the doll, and indeed she had to realize that she hold Lilli in her hands, although she seemed to have shrunk since the last time they met.

Lilliputt
10-06-2006, 23:16:10
Mystery said to the lady in a sad voice: "My inner self is not moving."
The therapist replied with a gentle smile: "I have just told you, it will move as soon as you move yourself to the music."
So Mystery did her alien dance....
http://www.thegreatbigparty.com/assets/images/animated-alien-2.gif...but still nothing happened. Mystery pointed on the doll on the floor and said to the lady: "You see? It is still not moving. It is broken. Are you able to fix it?", and picked up the doll from the floor and gave it to the lady. The therapist started to talk to the doll: "Yes, we are hurt, right? Nono, don't worry, we will work it out. Soooo, we take some bandage and put it where you are hurt, your pain will stop soon. Gooood, we have put the bandage on, now we are going to sleep a short while.", and she put the doll into a small bed for dolls.
Mystery observed this weird situation and was trying to understand what was going on. "So, my inner self is hurt, and is therefore not speaking to me." She then turned to the lady and asked her: "How long must my inner self sleep now to fully recover? I need to talk to it as soon as possible."
"Very very soon," the therapist answered, "but meanwhile we have to prepare you for the first contact. Now close your eyes and feel the music. Adapt your movements to its flow."
She started to turn around. Mystery looked at her, and then her attention was caught by a strange sound that was louder than the soft music, and something was moving on the shelf. She looked there and froze: she saw Escape shouting over and over again: "ROFL!!! ROFL!!!!", and she was rolling on the shelf:
http://www.beaniemotion.com/flipani.gifSo Mystery lay down on the ground, started to roll to the left and to the right, but was still hesitating to give any sound of herself as the lady had only been spoken about moving and not about making sounds.
The therapist stopped to turn and stared at Mystery: "Are you alright? Do you have any pain? Say something!"
"Aha, now comes the sound", Mystery thought, and still rolling on the floor, she started to shout: "ROFL!!! ROFL!!!"
The therapist stared at Mystery in rage, switched off the music and shouted at Mystery: "You are making fun of me!!!! What is this???? Now, get up, and leave my house at the spot!!! And don't forget to take your doll with you!!!", she picked up the doll and threw it at Mystery. Mystery thought: "This lady must be crazy, she is throwing my inner self instead of tomatoes. I'd better leave as soon as possible." So she took her inner self and left the house.
Completely exhausted, she decided to take a rest at GamersHood Planet. Although she knew that she had still many things to deal with, like talking to her inner self, transferring her new and strong inner self to her outer self, and getting rid of some strange viruses.
The only problem was that she could not find her beaming device, somehow she must have lost it somewhere. She felt very desperate. Suddenly there was this voice: "Mystery, hi." Mystery looked around but could not see anybody. "Hi, Mystery, I'm here." She noticed that the doll was talking to her. Finally!!! She felt very happy and answered to the doll: "Hi my inner self, nice to meet you! I have so much waited for the chance to talk to you!"
However the doll answered: "Mystery, what are you talking about? Inner self? Hi, don't you recognize me? I'm Lilli."
Mystery took a closer look at the doll, and indeed she had to realize that she hold Lilli in her hands, although she seemed to have shrunk since the last time they met.

"Yes, I seem to have gotten myself into quite a mess, huh?", Lilli said with a little tinee tiny voice that that at times was hard to hear. "My roommate admitted me to the loony bin where they had a bran new therapeutic method and so they tried it on me. Well, you can see the result now. They managed to split my mind from my body and now my body is a vegetable while I am stuck in this doll." Mistery stood and gawked dumbfounded at the ugly fabric doll. Data again did not compute. How could Lillis body transform into a vegetable while her mind was in a doll talking to her? "Have your body become a carrot?" she asked because she had no idea what else to say. "No, my body turned into a baboon. What kind of a question is that??? Are you just going to stand there or what?". For some reason the Lilli doll seemed upset at Mistery because she was standing still so she started to walk. "You don't like being so close to your inner self?" said Mistery in the hope that Lilliputt could clear up that mystery. "Oh, yeah, I'm having a BALL!" said Lilli in her tinee tiny voice, "could you just help me get back into my body?". As Mistery understood it, Lillis body had turned into a vegetable that turned out to be a baboon and was in the hospital. For some reason Lilli wanted to get back to that body although she was very much in contact with her inner self. Finally it struck Mistery that if she could do the same thing as Lilli had done, she too would finally come in contact with her inner self.

Mistery
10-06-2006, 23:42:08
Now Mystery knew that she had to beam herself into her inner self to be as near to it as possible. But for that, she had to find the body of a baboon and beam Lillis mind into it. The only problem was that she still could not find her beaming device.
"I must have lost it when I was rolling on the floor at the lady's house", she thought to herself, and decided to go back. She slowly opened the door and heard some voice from the first floor: "Yes. No. She was making fun of me. No, sorry, but I can't accept any more patients from you....". Mystery was glad the lady wasn't in the room, she quickly scanned the floor and finally found the beaming device. She left the house again, and was dealing with the next problem. "Lilli", she said, "do you have any idea where I can find baboons?", but there was no answer; Lilli was still very angry and refused to talk with Mystery. So the alien turned to the next pedestrian, who was an old lady: "I'm sorry, can I ask you a question, please?"
The old lady smiled: "Yes, of course. How can I help you?"
"Can you tell me where I can find baboons?", she asked, and the old lady replied: "Yes, of course. The zoo is very near from here, just walk around the corner over there and walk two blocks straight on."
"Could you please give me the exact coordinates?", Mystery wanted to know. But the old lady just frowned and then shook her head. Mystery thanked her for the help and walked to the zoo. At the entrance there was a man in uniform, so Mystery thought that he might be familiar with the zoo. So she turned to him and asked him where she could find the baboons. The man offered to accompany her and show her where they were. Suddenly the man stopped and pointed to a big space surrounded by a fence. There were some creatures sitting and jumping in there, and the man said: "We are here. Now have fun observing the baboons, they act really funny sometimes, hahaha!", and then he left Mystery alone.

Vault
10-07-2006, 00:48:31
At times, a ghost of a young boy with no eyes would slowly appear behind the couple. It seemed sad, and whenever it "saw" anyone's eyes, it would wrap a ghostly bandana around its eyes and vanish. The ghost tries to make contact with the alien, desperately... But then Lilli's eyes flash into view, and the boy quickly dissapears, with a loud moaning sound.

Lilliputt
10-07-2006, 02:07:22
Now Mystery knew that she had to beam herself into her inner self to be as near to it as possible. But for that, she had to find the body of a baboon and beam Lillis mind into it. The only problem was that she still could not find her beaming device.
"I must have lost it when I was rolling on the floor at the lady's house", she thought to herself, and decided to go back. She slowly opened the door and heard some voice from the first floor: "Yes. No. She was making fun of me. No, sorry, but I can't accept any more patients from you....". Mystery was glad the lady wasn't in the room, she quickly scanned the floor and finally found the beaming device. She left the house again, and was dealing with the next problem. "Lilli", she said, "do you have any idea where I can find baboons?", but there was no answer; Lilli was still very angry and refused to talk with Mystery. So the alien turned to the next pedestrian, who was an old lady: "I'm sorry, can I ask you a question, please?"
The old lady smiled: "Yes, of course. How can I help you?"
"Can you tell me where I can find baboons?", she asked, and the old lady replied: "Yes, of course. The zoo is very near from here, just walk around the corner over there and walk two blocks straight on."
"Could you please give me the exact coordinates?", Mystery wanted to know. But the old lady just frowned and then shook her head. Mystery thanked her for the help and walked to the zoo. At the entrance there was a man in uniform, so Mystery thought that he might be familiar with the zoo. So she turned to him and asked him where she could find the baboons. The man offered to accompany her and show her where they were. Suddenly the man stopped and pointed to a big space surrounded by a fence. There were some creatures sitting and jumping in there, and the man said: "We are here. Now have fun observing the baboons, they act really funny sometimes, hahaha!", and then he left Mystery alone.

Mistery walked up to the fence and noticed that the area surrounded by the fence was at a lower level from where she stood. She peered down at the baboons and was astonished that Lilli actually wanted to get herself into one of those bodies. The baboons were scratching each other, jumping around or just laying about. Mistery could not register any behaviour that could be considered intellectual in any way. She took the ugly Lilli doll and placed it on the fence so it would face the baboons. "Look", Mistery triumphantly said, "I found baboons for you, Lilli. Now you can have your body". This did shake some life into the doll but the reaction was not exactly what Mistery had expected. "WHAT ARE WE DOING HERE??!!", the doll shouted with it's squeaky little voice,"I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO HELP ME??!!" Mistery gently turned the doll so she could look at its face. It was obvious she had made a miscalculation somewhere but was unable to establish the origin of the error. From the gathered data Lilliputt was supposed to be beamed into a baboon because she had gotten in contact with her inner self and was now in the process of transferring her strength to her outer self. Logically this would mean that Lilliputt would need a baboon body. "Do you not wish to be beamed into a baboon any more?" Mistery asked inquisitively. For a moment the doll went quiet but Mistery could have swore it was staring angrily at her."I didn't mean that my body had turn into a baboon literally, Mistery. It was a sarcastic JOKE! I meant that my body is strapped in the hospital, in a coma like state". Mistery took a moment to ponder upon this new and unforeseen information that had completely gone undetected. Humans did have a strange way of giving information, and she always found it fascinating that it very often was containing insufficient data. "How could a vegetable fall into a coma?", she asked as she now realised that Lillis body had not been turned into a baboon. Again the doll went silent and that twinkle of fury was ever more present. "A body that is in a coma is alive but not able to function normally. A slang word for that state is "vegetable" ", said the doll with an even more high pitched tone. "Ah!", said Mistery unsure if that was a proper response since this whole situation was very confusing for her. "So you would like to be beamed into your body that is in a coma state and is called "Vegetable" and is in the hospital", she added. To think that humans named a body in coma was really beyond her. In this case it had gotten the name Vegetable. So should she go to the hospital and ask to se miss Vegetable? As she left the Zoo with Lilli the ugly doll in her pocket, she thought about this.

-------------------> To be continued by Mistery tomorrow

Mistery
10-07-2006, 15:26:08
Mystery decided to beam up to her ship and take a look at literature about coma. So she did, and read a lot of human medical literature. Finally she understood what happened to Lilli's body. But she was very surprised that humans just let a body in that state as it was without healing it. She decided to beam down to the clinic where the body in coma was strapped to the bed, and to take a medical robot with her.
When she arrived in the room, she sent the robot to the body to make the necessary cure. As soon as the robot announced that the body was working again properly, she told to the doll in a gentle voice: "Lilli, I have found your body and let my medical robot to fix it. Now I am ready to beam your mind into that body, however I would like to make sure that you agreed to it."
Lilli answered: "Finally! It took you long to understand what I wanted!", and suddenly turned very friendly, "And thank you, Mystery."
Now that Mystery made sure that she was up to do the right thing, she took her beaming device and beamed Lillis mind to her body. "Are you back now? And are you okay?", she asked.
Lilli replied: "Yes, I'm okay, however.... Would you mind to let me free? I'm still strapped to the bed." Mystery untied Lilli and told her: "Well, now I have to beam my mind into my inner self. And I ask my robot to take the beaming device and to beam me back in a short while into my body."
Lilli said: "No, don't do that, Mystery! The doll is just a regular doll. It's not your inner self."
Mystery: "Really?"
Lilli confirmed: "Yes."
Mystery was still confused and asked: "But... I need to talk to my inner self, where can I find it?"
"Mystery, it is IN you."
The alien shook her head: "I don't understand it. OneBun said I had my inner self all the time with me, the man in the white coat told me that it was in me, and now you tell the same. What do you call inner self then? The heart? The liver? The..." But Lilli interrupted her: "Wait wait wait! The inner self is what is inside of you, what makes you to feel emotions, what is the most damagable part of you. It is the part that belongs to you like your outer body or your organs, and your mind aswell. You understand now?"
"Not really yet. Then... How can I get into touch with it?", Mystery asked.
"But you are already in contact with it everytime you do your meditation!", Lilli explained to Mystery.
The alien frowned, looked at Lilli, and then suddenly started to smile: "Really? Is it as simple as that? Hahaha, very good! I thought it was more complicated because humans make such a trouble around it with seminars about it and things called therapy and so on." Lilli nodded, and Mystery seemed to be very relieved. "Good, then I have only one problem left. How do I get rid of the virus?" Lilli asked: "What virus are you talking about, Mystery?"

Lilliputt
10-07-2006, 16:40:34
It was obvious that Lilliputt had no idea what Mistery was talking about, so an explanation followed. "When I was at the lecture about getting a better Self Image I came across OneBun”, Mistery said and watched Lilliputts reaction. As Lilliputt didn’t seem to find it odd that a pink bunny had taken part in a seminar, Mistery continued, “she told me that the reason why humans can't see her is because she is a symptom. The result is that only those who carry the Gamers Hood virus are able to see her.” This turn of events made Lilliputt open her mouth as wide as she could out of great surprise. Mistery also told Lilliputt about her fears that maybe everybody, Doglover, Escape, miss Holland, Adventure, Darknight, Freakshow, Vault and so on also were symptoms. “But that cannot be, Mistery. The doctor DID see Doglover and me too”. Mistery realised that Lilliputt had a point. She felt a tinge of relief. “Still”, said Mistery, “humans that are not infected by GH virus cannot see OneBun. I know this to be true, so what can we do?”. Lilliputt frowned at this and said, “I think we need a needle….”. Again Mistery was stumped by the answer. Perhaps the needle was meant to mend an open wound, only she was quite certain she didn’t have one. Maybe this was part of some human ritual or ceremony that she had never heard of. “Yes, of course we should find a needle”, Mistery said encouragingly, “Is there a way to cure me by the use of a needle, she said.” At this Lilliputt answered very seriously “Well, the virus must be stuck on Gamers Hood planet so if we can tie it to a thread using a needle, maybe we can at least see to it that it stays on the planet and doesn’t get spread all over”. “But what about OneBun”, Mistery said confused by the irrational logic. “Do you have a problem with a symptom that involves seeing a pink bunny taking notes?” said Lilliputt. “No!” Mistery honestly replied. “Then why would you want to get rid of that?”. There was a point to this too. Who knew an inferior intelligence such as this Carrot Islander could make so much sense? Mistery smiled to herself. “I have a needle in my space ship”, Mistery suggested. “No”, said Lilliputt, “I think I got just the thing for this. There is one small problem though….”. “Well, what is it?” said Mistery. “Oh, uhm,….you see I had just the right needle with me but I went to se miss Holland on Carrot Island to help her with her horses. I kinda sorta dropped the needle there.” Mistery thought this a minor problem. “So we beam ourselves up on my space ship and scan for it”. Lilliputt looked a little bothered by the suggestion. “So stupid really, it’s not gonna show on a scan”. “Why?” said Mistery in great surprise. “Because I dropped it in a hay stack, and it looks very similar to hay straws” Lilliputt said with a blush. “Could we just get out of here now? This place is creeping me out. I think it is haunted. I could swear I saw a ghost boy that looked just like Vault”.

Mistery
10-07-2006, 17:38:59
Mystery said: "Yes, I saw him, too. Do you think he is a symtom, too, like OneBun?"
Lilli answered: "Well, I'm not sure if he is or not. But let's get to your ship now."
Mystery agreed, but before using her beaming device, she gave Lilli a conspiratorial look that was very untypical for her, so Lilli already started to worry about the alien. But then Mystery took the doll, put it on the bed and strapped it to it. "Now, let's give a puzzle to the humans", she giggled. Lilli was still confused about Mystery's behavior but she started to laugh.
As soon as they arrived on Mystery's ship, Lilli started to worry about the needle problem once again. But Mystery told her to be patient. She scanned her electronic library, but could not find what she was looking for. Suddenly she remembered her opponent, the RIDDLER!!!!, who used to get information solely from Wikipedia. The only problem was that she could not remember where or how the RIDDLER!!!! could connect to this database.
She still remembered where her opponent was living, and decided to visit him. She asked Lilli to sit down, gave her a cup of coffee, and told her that she would be soon back. Then she beamed down to her opponent's house and rang the bell. Fortunately the RIDDLER!!!! was at home, but seemed to be very surprised to see Mystery here.
"YOU???? Here???? I thought... you were...", he started.
"No, no, I am not dead, I used my alien powers of meditation and as you see, I'm back again.", Mystery answered.
"And you have come to take revenge, right?", the RIDDLER!!!! asked.
"No, not yet, but I will. Right now I need your help. It is very important. And don't think it is for me, but for the whole GamersHood Planet and its residents.", Mystery said.
"Aha... Well... In that case... Okay. How can I help?"
"I need some information from Wikipedia, and I know that you are addicted to this database. I have seen that you have also printed out all the Wiki pages and put them for emergency cases into your safe. I can't find this database, so I wanted to ask you to get me some information from there.", Mystery explained.
"No problem", the RIDDLER!!!! replied and asked what information was needed. Mystery explained that she urgently needed the answer to the question "How to find a needle in a haystack". So the RIDDLER!!!! walked to his pc, was typing for a while and suddenly shouted: "Here! I have found it! I'm going to print it out for you.". And so he did. Mystery thanked him very much for the help and said goodbye. Then she joined Lilli on her spaceship.
"Lilli, don't worry, and know now how to find your needle in the haystack!", she said. Lilli still seemed disbelieving but yet full of hope.
Mystery followed the instructions from the paper that she got from her opponent and suddenly exclaimed: "I have found it! Now I can beam it up!"
"Well done, yesssss!", Lilli could hardly believe it, but then started to dance.
As soon as they got the needle, they flew to GamersHood Planet in search for the virus. This turned out to be a difficult problem. But Mystery remembered that OneBun seemed to have very much knowledge, and tried to call her: "OneBun, if you are around, please show yourself. We need your help!", but nothing happened.
Adventure observed this helpless situation, and intervened: "You must pile up some carrots.", and so they did. Suddenly they heard a sniffing sound behind them, turned around, and saw the pink bunny. "You have called me?", OneBun asked as she nibbled some carrots. Everyone greeted OneBun ceremonially. And Mystery explained: "Yes, we need your help. We need to strap the GamersHood virus, we have already a needle and Escape has already provided some thread."
OneBun reached into her basket that she was carrying around, and took out an object in a "GH"-shape with rainbow colors. "Here you go", the bunny said. Mystery took it, Escape managed to thread the wool through the needle, and gave it to Doglover. Doglover looked around and was unsure what to do now. So she just said: "Pfffffft." But Becky understood what Doglover meant and said: "Let's tie the virus to the tree in front of GamersHood Hotel." Again, Becky had a very good idea, and everyone agreed.
And so it was: the GamersHood virus was tied to the tree and could not spread in the world, however remained active on GamersHood Planet where everybody was content to have it near them.
Mystery and Lilli looked at each other, and then took a very proud look at all residents of GamersHood Planet. Yes, this was a wonderful place to live!

THE END

OneBun
10-08-2006, 02:25:08
Nite has fallen. *OneBun sighs* & thinks to herself, "I wonder why everyone has gone for the evening? I always thought everyone knew I was a contagious symptom of a virus. The only way to see me was through becoming visible through a virus" You see, the virus was supposed to spread & make everyone laugh. It was difficult coming up with a strong enough virus, as I had to infect many species like, clay pots, a bat, a robot, bread, a real Freakshow, a cat, an adventerious butterfly, a fox, a couple of lillies & many many others. I have to admit it was easy to infect the dazedandcrazed one.

After much study & note taking. My first test was infecting the great Gamers Turtle from the Hood with my symptom. Immediately, I began to spread as a symptom, which Bunerated into the Energizer Bunnyitious Magentae virus which turned me from a blue to a pink color. This seemed to spread quite fast through the GamersHood Planet. The first several attempts to affect the alien seemed to not work. I thought I had finally perfected it with infecting the alien with being able to see me in other places. It was a difficult task as I had never made an encouter like this before. Now it seems BunLaughter is not an acceptable virus, as it has some side effects like making some bang on drums to keep going & going & going. It also seems to have the side effect of causing a wolf to suck on balloons & howl in a high pitched squeaky voice. It seems as the whole GamersHood planet has become on gigantic looney bin... Is there anything this Bun can do to fix it all?

Onebun wiggles a bit as the wrappings, that still keep this bun tied around the tree, begin to itch from the moister of the fallen dew. This pink color of the virus may be the reason Lilliputt & Mistery thought I was a horrible virus. They could not see the real bun below the glow. It is not thier fault, as they could not know. I guess they just did not realize I am totally integrated in with the virus.

OneBun's head begins to nod & then gives way to a very restless sleep, still standing tightly in the grasp of the tree.... OneBun has one more thought as she drifts off to sleep.

"Maybe tomorrow someone will have mercy & release me"..........

to be continued............

Lilliputt
10-08-2006, 15:42:38
In the night a hero steps out of the shadows. He is tall and dark, his eyes flashes as he scans the surroundings while his ears are detecting every single sound. He moves silently and towards the tree and discovers a pink bunny tied to a tree. There is no hesitation as he quickly unties the helpless creature and disappears with the little fluffy animal into the night.

Morning has arisen on Carrot Island and Lilliputt is up with the first sign of dawn feeling happy and refreshed and content with herself. The knowledge that she has in a small part been able to help her beloved planet from being brought into a real world of inner selves and what not, is satisfying to her. As she is about to do her usual chores, picking carrots and tidying her little hut, a figure suddenly appears. Normally, Lilliputt would have been startled, but with recent events she has got used to this abnormality. “Greetings”, Mistery says with the curtsey she finds appropriate for the occasion. She nods slightly at Lilli who as always finds it odd that although they have become friends the alien still won’t greet her with a hug. Lilliputt smiles and with the words “good morning, my dear alien” she gives her friend a hug.
The greeting ritual of a hug has been a riddle to Mistery ever since she got to study human behaviour. There seemed to be all sorts of rules around it and so she usually found it simpler to give an ordinary greeting before hugging anyone. “Are you going to stay a bit?”, Lilliputt asked and moved towards a big log nearby and sat down, “the carrots are really juicy and I would be happy to have a snack with you”, she said. “I have come on a matter of urgency,” Mistery said while she examined the log. It seemed to be an object of wood, quite sturdy but did not seem very comfortable. She didn’t want her friend to think her impolite so she had a seat. “The virus is missing”, she said. “I believe it may have found a way to transmit itself to some ones inner self. Unfortunately I do not have enough data to process the matter and I would like some help.” At that Mistery moved a little as she found it difficult to find a comfortable position on the hard surface of the log. “It may be back at the loony bin and in that case it is spreading with unknown speed. Out of the collected data it is likely that we can go back and ask if anyone has seen a pink bunny taking notes. Then we can be certain that the virus is in fact spreading.” Mistery rose and studied Lilliputt carefully. Her friend frowned and for some reason had taken a very big interest in the grass around her feet. Lilliputt kept poking at the dirt as though it would give her an answer to a great mystery. “Thing is Mistery”, Lilliputt finally said,”I don’t really want to go back there cuz last time they kinda split me up and it tinted my personality”. Gloomily she glanced at Mistery that was pondering on a logical evaluation of the gravity of the situation. “Then we need some advice of how to deal with this,” Mistery finally said and so a few minutes later they beamed them selves down to see Freakshow.

Mistery
10-08-2006, 17:02:48
Freakshow is standing in front of a mirror and is shooting in the air shouting: "I'm not crazy, I'm not crazyyyyy!!!", but Mystery interrupts him: "Freakshow, I know that you need to exercize for the actor competition on GamersHood Planet, but we are here because we are in very serious troubles."
Freakshow immediately stops his exercize, becomes very serious, and quickly puts down the gun into the corner: "Okay, what is the problem?".
Lilli explains what has happened, and that they needed to find the virus. Suddenly bread walks out of the oven (if you need info on that, read post #1663 in the GH Hotel thread) and says: "I have the virus. I'm getting popups all the time."
"What kind of popups, bread?", all ask in a choir, and bread replies: "Pink bunnies.... And I did a scan with AVG but I can't track it down.", and some tears appear in the corner of his eyes. Suddenly they hear a voice coming from the corner opposite to the mirror: "I'm in a pot.", and they recognize the voice of Hyper, the fox.
Freakshow says: "Good, stay there, Hyper, it is the most safe place right now.", then he frowns and turns to bread: "Well, what about calling BeanMan and let him drive on your pc by his bike?", but bread starts to shout: "No, no, not my pc! Is there any other way? Please!"
Everyone is standing around, looking at each other, and thinking about possible solutions. It is very quiet. But suddenly they hear the well known voice again: "It's hot in here, I'm burning." Mystery runs to the freezer, takes out a couple of ice cubes and puts them into the pot. "Better?", she asks. "Yes, thanks", the fox answers.
Now who could give them an advice how to grab the virus that seems to hide in breads pc? Mystery is not enough familiar with this human built machines and has no idea either. They decide to ask Sir Theme, the advanced intelligence robotic humanoid farmer. He might have a good idea. So they leave Freakshows room, leaving back Hyper in the pot, and fly over to the Robot Island with Mystery's ship.

Lilliputt
10-08-2006, 18:43:52
Freakshow is standing in front of a mirror and is shooting in the air shouting: "I'm not crazy, I'm not crazyyyyy!!!", but Mystery interrupts him: "Freakshow, I know that you need to exercize for the actor competition on GamersHood Planet, but we are here because we are in very serious troubles."
Freakshow immediately stops his exercize, becomes very serious, and quickly puts down the gun into the corner: "Okay, what is the problem?".
Lilli explains what has happened, and that they needed to find the virus. Suddenly bread walks out of the oven (if you need info on that, read post #1663 in the GH Hotel thread) and says: "I have the virus. I'm getting popups all the time."
"What kind of popups, bread?", all ask in a choir, and bread replies: "Pink bunnies.... And I did a scan with AVG but I can't track it down.", and some tears appear in the corner of his eyes. Suddenly they hear a voice coming from the corner opposite to the mirror: "I'm in a pot.", and they recognize the voice of Hyper, the fox.


Freakshow says: "Good, stay there, Hyper, it is the most safe place right now.", then he frowns and turns to bread: "Well, what about calling BeanMan and let him drive on your pc by his bike?", but bread starts to shout: "No, no, not my pc! Is there any other way? Please!"
Everyone is standing around, looking at each other, and thinking about possible solutions. It is very quiet. But suddenly they hear the well known voice again: "It's hot in here, I'm burning." Mystery runs to the freezer, takes out a couple of ice cubes and puts them into the pot. "Better?", she asks. "Yes, thanks", the fox answers.
Now who could give them an advice how to grab the virus that seems to hide in breads pc? Mystery is not enough familiar with this human built machines and has no idea either. They decide to ask Sir Theme, the advanced intelligence robotic humanoid farmer. He might have a good idea. So they leave Freakshows room, leaving back Hyper in the pot, and fly over to the Robot Island with Mystery's ship.


OneBun awoke in a strange and unfamiliar place. She sniffed and thought she caught a familiar scent. Then she carefully leaped about in the dim cave like room. There where all sorts of strange objects and gizmos and also a big black car of an unfamiliar model. She felt the urge to take notes but her note pad was missing. As she thought of this a white bowl not far from her, caught her attention. “Oh, carrots!” she thought and completely forgot her predicament. She made her way to the bowl and picked a fresh one that smelled wonderful and started to nibble on it. “Hmmmm….delicious”.

Lilliputt was stunned by the fact that nobody seemed to take her suggestion what to do with the computer seriously. All they needed was a blunt instrument and a good old punch in the right place. Somehow it did not make any impression on the others. As they landed on Robot Island, Lilliputts eyes opened wide at the sight of all the technical little gizmos that seemed to be popping out of the woodwork. They were greeted by Sir Theme that did not seem to be particularly surprised at their arrival. They explained the problem and sir Theme stood a moment in silence as he thought about a solution. Then Mistery and sir Theme engaged in a conversation that sounded like mere gibberish in Lilliputts ears. It had something to do with a program and something about system and all sorts of other odd words, which she had no idea what it meant. She started to wonder about in the castle of sir Theme and meddling about with computer gizmos she had never seen. As she stumbled about on cables and other equipment, she suddenly discovered a toolbox. Inside was a hammer. Lilliputts evil pinky started to twitch. Still chatting away, Mistery and sir Theme managed to forget what they were supposed to figure out in the first place. Frekshow was sitting in a comfy armchair and had fallen asleep.
Mistery had a great time engaging herself in a familiar topic that the advanced intelligence robotic humanoid farmer could handle with such ease. The problem of the virus somehow seemed less threatening now. As they finally were about to take a look at the computer there was a big bang and so they rushed to see what was going on. There, with a very big smile on her face and a hammer in her hand, stood Lilliputt and beside her the trashed computer. “Now”, she said cheerfully, “all we gotta do is find the virus”.

OneBun
10-09-2006, 06:11:23
OneBun was exhausted as she hoped slowly around the cave. She sniffed again as the familiar scent which seemed even closer now. It was a scent that did not seem to alarm her too much, so she quickly dismissed it as she continued to nibble on her found breakfast, as she explored the unique gadgets hidden deep in this cave.

She could just vaguely remember the last several hours. She tried hard to remember, but it had been so dark...the figure that had appeared seemed to move so quick... as a thief in the night. It had appeared to be a caped figure, which was what was puzzling this bun as she tryed to think who it might have been. They had seemed all too familiar. Though they appeared to be dark OneBun still has a sense of feeling safe as she had quickly escaped tucked under the arm of this Mysterious one.

OneBun shivered at the thought of the chill of the night still lingering in her still damp coat of fir. The pulsing pink glow had subsided a bit. This made the bun a bit nervous, The planet of GamersHood could easliy fall into a state of sadness if she did not do something fast. She must get her energy back.

Suddenly, out of the dark shadows appeared the dark figure once again. OneBun Froze with a half chewed carrot still hanging from her mouth. With a strong voice the figure said, How are you feeling my powder-puffed tailed friend? It was Darknight, he truly was a hero, just as OneBun had always thought. Thank You for Rescuing me my dear friend! OneBun said with a joy she could not hide! Why were you tied to a tree out in the woods in the middle of the night? asked Darknight curiously. Well you see... it's a long story... Mistery & Lilliputt tied me to the tree but it was not thier fault. I have been taking notes on the emotional state of the members of GamersHood planet for a while now. I quickly became concerned about the need for more laughter, as it seemed to disapear... at times... as can be true of any Hood.

I got a study group together to figure out a way to make people laugh more. We developed a vaccine that would improve the wellbeing of all. Our first attempt to vaccinate the great GamersTurtle from the Hood was unsuccessful. So, we decided to have me carry the vaccine in as a symptom. The plans to prep me for this mission went well. We double checked our statistical research several times, but there were some unforeseen side effects... For one, I was changed from a blue bunny to a pulsing pink one.
Here is an picture of myself before the change:

http://www.filehive.com/files/1008/wiggles.gif

*shows photo to Darknight* I was supposed to just infect the GH Planet as a laughter symptom, to bring harmony among all but....

OneBun was interupted by Darknight So then, you are a superhero like me! he said with joy. "No" OneBun said, sadly I'm not... as there have been other side effects as well." What other side effects, Darknight asked curiously. Well, OneBun said, I miss calculated how fast the laughter would spread.... Immediately, I began to spread as a symptom, which Bunerated into the Energizer Bunnyitious Magentae Virus, which caused me to pulse a bright pink glow. This seemed to spread quite fast through the GamersHood Planet. It also has some side effects like making some bang on drums to keep going & going & going. It also seems to have the side effect of causing a wolf to suck on balloons & howl in a high pitched squeaky voice. It seems as the whole GamersHood planet has become on gigantic looney bin of laughter... Is there anything this Bun can do to fix it all? It has become so bad that the doglover & the adventerious butter fly cannot stop laughing. I'm afraid for thier saftey.... that they will hurt their sides.

Wow, said Darknight, we must find out what to do. I have heard the members are out to find the virus & destroy it. They donot understand that it is a part of what you have become. We must come up with a plan. Maybe Hollandgirl can ride fast to send a message to the great bobin, maybe they will know what to do. They might know someone who will speak to all of the need for the symptom of laughter to spread through the planet.

Hurry to the Batmobile....

to be continued ( or finished :D )....

Vault
10-09-2006, 16:38:42
A young man sat down, cross legged, with a blindfold over his eyes. "It is time." The man then made various symbols with his hands, and dark wind began to swirl around him. "I must contact her! The gifted one! Tetsuryuka, take me to her!" The man then fell limp to the ground as if he had died.
Lilliput felt a shock in her head. Darkness began to creep around the room, untill it engulfed everything. Then she felt wind, first raging like a hurricane, then gentle. She was in a different place. It was a strange, beautiful yet terrifying place that looked like it was from a dream. Energy flowed through the air.
"At last.. I have made contact!" Lilli spun around and saw the man. He was holding a long sword with a black hilt and the sharpest blade she had ever seen.
"What.. where am I?" said Lilli.
"My forest of dreams. Listen, I do not have much time. Take this, it will provide useful in your adventures. The darkness draws near. There is little time."
The man then sheathed the sword and offered it to her.
"The legendary Tetsuryuka. This blade may be useful to you."
'But... but why me? Why out of all people did you pick me to give this to?" said Lilli.
"You are special. You will prove to be the pinpoint of light in the deepest darkness. Take the sword."
Lilli grasped the hilt and was immediately filled with a sense of strength and knowledge. The sword felt good in her hand, and she took a little swing with it.
"Be careful with that! It is very sharp, that is no ordinary blade. I must go now."
"Wait!" said Lilli. "What is your name? And why do you have the band over your eyes?"
"I am he called Vault. And I will never see again. If I were to see, everything as we know it would come to an end."
"Trust in the Tetsuryuka..."
The wind came back, and she was in the same room she was in when she was taken out of it. She still had the long sword in her hand.
"But... why me?" Lilli still wondered.

Mistery
10-09-2006, 18:57:39
On Robot Island, everyone froze. After Lilli had exclaimed: ?Now, all we gotta do is find the virus?, she suddenly became blurred and was gone.
Bread and Freakshow started to shout: "Nooooo. Lilli, where are you? What is happening here?!?", but ThemePark and Mystery just looked each other in the eye and then hastened to a machine. They started to push buttons, to turn wheels, and stared on the screen that was at the top part of the silver machine. "Nothing yet", ThemePark stated in a monotonouse voice, and Mystery just nodded.

Meanwhile Darknight and OneBun got into the Batmobile and arrived at Bobin's house. Unfortunately there was no bell next to the door, and since they were not criminals, they didn't want to break the door. "Wait", Darknight said, went back to the Batmobile, and took a megaphone from under the seat. OneBun quickly took two small carrots and plugged them into her ears while she smiled ashamed at Darknight. "You know, my ears are very delicate."
Darknight shouted into the megaphone: "Boooooobiiiiiin!!!! Weeee neeeed youuuuuur heeeeeelp!", but nothing else happened other than some neighbors opened their windows and started to yell: "Hey, are you crazy, man??? It is Sunday morning 5 a.m.!!!! And what kind of masquerade are you wearing?!? Get lost, or we are going to call the police!!!!" Of course the neighbors didn't see the pink bunny, but for some reason they were able to see the bat.
Darknight wasn't used to such reactions and asked politely: "Sorry, it's just that we need Bobin's help, and I haven't found the door bell."
And old man said out of the window on the third floor: "Yes, Bobin has gone to see some friends, and took the door bell out, so that we are not disturbed by the ringing at the door. A very nice neighbor by the way."
OneBun took the carrots out of her ears, and took some notes. Then both walked over to the Batmobil and got in. They looked at each other, then OneBun started to read quickly through her pile of notes, and suddenly exclaimed: "I have an idea. ThemePark could not be infected very quickly with the virus, so he might have some protection in his system. Maybe we could isolate that element and make a vaccine out of it. Let's visit ThemePark!", and Darknight navigated the Batmobile to Robot Island.

Crashing into the mental ward, Lilliputt charged forward in search of the horrible missing virus. She swung her mighty sword left and right, while trying to detect possible threats. Under other circumstances she would have attracted considerable attention, but this was loony bin. Strange behavior was here a very common and not a frightening phenomenon. All she got was a few yawns, a raising of an eyebrow and plenty of indifferent looks. "What is this?" she thought to herself, "can't they see I have been CHOSEN?!"
The doctor in the white coat had had a long day and was now called to the scene where Lilliputt had charged in. He observed the strange little lady swinging a plastic copy of a great sword and sighed to himself. "Why could it never be simple?", he thought to himself as he tried to think of a way to calm the wild visitor down.

Meanwhile ThemePark managed to locate Lilli, and suddenly a strange movie was displayed on the screen: Lilli was surrounded by men in white coats, and was swinging a sword in her graceful movements as ever. Bread and Freakshow pointed to the screen and said: "Yes, you have found her!!! Now get her out of there!", but Mystery looked up into the sky and stated: "Visit is coming."
Now everybody noticed the Batmobile. Darknight and OneBun got out and walked to ThemePark. They explained their idea and wanted to start the search for the element to make others less susceptible for the effects of the VIRUS, but the robot shook his head: "We have to free Lilli first. She is caught in a human mental institution.", and pointed to the screen.
They decided to beam up on Mystery's ship and also to take the Batmobile on board.
After their arrival above the human mental institution, Mystery located Lilli and beamed her up. Lilli was still swinging the sword and shouting: "I have been chosen, I have been chosen!". But no matter how they tried to stop her, she didn't seem to see or to hear them. "Quickly, we need the antidote", OneBun explained and started to search for the element in ThemeParks system. After a short while she was able to isolate it. She asked Mystery for a big jar, added the element and a lot of carrot juice. She then took a syringe, and filled it with the antidote. "I'm not going to inject too much of it, because I still want you to laugh and to be happy in the GamersHood Loony Bin. But everything had gone out of control and I have to limit the effects of the GamersHood Virus. So, just 5 mg for everybody. Well, for Lilli we are going to need 10 mg I think."
OneBun turned to Lilli and gave her a shot, then continued with the others. When she turned to ThemePark, she asked: "Are you okay?" The robot nodded and said: "Of course, if I have any problems, I can download from my creator what I need. Thank you OneBun.", and smiled politely.
OneBun looked at her friends and smiled: "It's done. But we have to fly to GamersHood Planet quickly. I need to give everyone a shot."

And so it was. They flew to GamersHood Planet and the pink bunny gave everyone a shot. Almost. The only problem was that Doglover had disappeared. Mystery said: "No problem, I will try to locate her", and after a short while, she said: "I got her. She was somehow transferred to the Other World and... look at this!" Suddenly a huge screen appeared in front of them and everyone looked amazed at the scene. It showed Doglover rolling on the floor, tears in her eyes and shouting: "Ouch, ouch, I can't stop laughing". Her mom was staying next to her, pointing with her forefinger at her and shouted: "If you don't stop laughing immediately, I will sell the computer. I've got enough!!!", and she ran out of the room.
Mystery said: "I have to beam her up to my ship, and then down to us." "Agreed.", said OneBun. Becky gave a howling as sign of her agreement, and this time she didn't suck in helium before howling.
Mystery beamed Doglover to her ship, and immediately to GamersHood Planet. Doglover was still rolling on the floor, so OneBun hasted to her and gave her a shot of the mix. The bunny then looked around and stated: "10 mg."
Doglover suddenly stopped laughing but still had a smile on her face. She exclaimed: "Grouphug!!!", and everyone joined. Even Mystery and ThemePark, who exchanged a knowing smile. After the huge groupehug, Becky went to the kitchen to prepare some delicious food for the party on GamersHood Planet, and everyone else started to dance - with the exception of OneBun, who sat down, observed them, and took notes.

THE END

(Credits to Lilli for the third paragraph that was very slightly changed by me)

Lilliputt
10-09-2006, 19:28:52
Morning. Escape was already late for work and still was not finished getting dressed. "Where is that stupid zock??..sock I mean", she thought and smiled to herself for getting that wrong too. Finally she found what she was looking for and hurried into the kitchen. No time for Bread, just some coffee and than off to the office. As she got to the office everybody greeted her with the usual murmurs or nods. Some would actually take the time to stop and say "Hi" properly but not many. The day was hectic and work had piled up. Again. She sat down by the computer and turned it on.

Morning. Carrot Island is a beautiful place to be. Surrounded by the Sea of Knowledge, it has a beautiful beach. The amazing Google mountains that peaked over the Ever Dazed Forrest, The Butterfly Meadows and of course the Great Carrot Fields where all part of the scenery on the island. Then a little figure emerged who was toddling about and started to wave her hand at Escape. It was Lilliputt. "Hi! Good ta see ya! How ya doin?"

Escape shook her head and backed away from the computer. It was strange. She could have sworn she had met a character on an Island called Lilliputt and was fascinated by the scenery of that place. It made little sense. Suddenly her boss appeared. ?Have you done those copies like I asked you?, he demanded. Actually, she hadn?t because last time there was a queue for the Xerox machine, and so she wrote some letters instead. It took her a while to get sorted out what needed to get copied and go get it done. There was no queue this time so she started to copy. After three copies the thing got stuck and there did not seem to be any obvious way to get it fixed. Escape grew impatient and kicked the machine with her foot. It flashed and came to life. When that was done she sat down by the computer.

Lilli thought she saw a friendly face but it abruptly disappeared. ?Odd?, she thought to herself as she started to pick some more carrots. But then there she was again peering through the meadows as if she had never seen butterflies before. "Hello!", said Lilliputt, "good ta see ya Escape!". Finding herself on the island she thought the character before her was familiar. "Hi, Lilliputt!", she said and thought whether she too should pick a carrot for lunch. "Did you beam down from Misterys space ship? She has been a bit odd since she went searching for her inner self in the loony bin. I was there you know, it was ghastly." At that Lilliputt took a bite of a carrot and sat herself down. Then she started to tell the whole story from beginning to end and the further the story got the more did Escape start to laugh. Suddenly she could not stand on her own to feet and rolled on the ground laughing.

"What is so funny?" asked a collegue who was passing by. Between the laughter and the tears Escape managed to form the words "oh, nothing".

EscapeGirl
10-09-2006, 19:29:38
Escape quickly tried to regain her composure as she picked herself up off the floor. Her boss shook his head and tossed more correspondence on her desk. “I need you to send a letter off to the insurance company about this client.” Escape, her smile not yet faded, “Um…sure….no problem.” As her boss walks away, she starts laughing again. Gazing into her computer monitor, she is once again brought into the world of Gamershood Planet. Lilli looks at escape oddly. “My, my….so serious you are. I’ll have to make you roll around laughing again.” The thought for a moment, and then, “Did you know that Mistery has no more room for cats in her tree since you told her that’s where they belong? She’s a very literal alien, you know. “ Escape smiled, “Yes, I know! She thinks her inner self is outside of her!!!”
“Did you do that letter yet?” Escape’s boss asks, interrupting her conversation with Lilli.
“Um…you’re interrupting me! Can’t you see I’m in the middle of a conversation with a Lilli about an alien and her inner self!?” Escape stands up and grabs her boss’s arm abruptly. “Come on…” She leads him to the garbage can nearby. “Get in.”
“Selena! (Escape’s former name) Just WHAT do you think you are doing?” her boss asks incredibly confused and irritated.
“The alien says that’s where you belong, and I need to help her with her cat problem before she starts eating them for breakfast again. I can’t have my highly overrated job interrupting such important things!” She again tries to push her boss into the garbage can. He falls in. “Good, now please, I have much more important things to tend to than YOUR work!” She marches back to her computer and again joins her Gamershood friends. Lilli is humming peacefully as she is tra-la-la-ing in the carrot fields. Suddenly , Mistery beams down with a flash of light and is standing next to Escape. Sir Theme has joined her, and they begin talking more computer speak. A cat is tied to Mistery’s shoulder. Lilli spots this, and starts giggling hysterically.
“Mistery! Why is that poor cat tied to your shoulder!?” Escape exclaims!!
“Oh, well, I ran out of room,” Mistery explains.
“Selena! What are you doing on that computer?!” The Gamershood world seems to dissolve quickly.
“Um…like I said, I’m BUSY. Now, Mistery has a cat TIED TO HER SHOULDER! Do you not see the seriousness of this!?” Her boss, now red-faced, stares on…..

(You’re up Lilli….I have to do laundry!)

Lilliputt
10-09-2006, 19:32:30
Preoccupied with her computer, Escape barely tilted her head up to meet the angry glance of her boss. "Yes, yes, I'll be right with you", she said absent minded and waving her hand towards the direction of her boss. "I want you in my office NOW!", said her boss raising his voice in a threatening way. On his way out he said "when you get to my office, bring some coffee, will ya?".

Mistery thought it odd that the humanoids found it so funny that she had a cat tied to her shoulder. It was of course the most reasonable solution to her problem due to current gathered data on cats. She was tempted to have it as a snack, but it seemed to be very upsetting to some of the inhabitants on Gamers Hood planet for her to treat cats as a juicy lunch. She had discussed this with sir Theme who could only supply her with technical details on cats, such as bone structure and cat hair analysis. It was of little use because it was all already registered in her database. However this cat was different from the rest. It seemed to have taken an odd fancy to her. The cat kept repeating something that did not quite seem like a normal cat sound. "Odd", Mistery though to herself. With the cat on her shoulder she turned to Lilliputt who still could not stop that ridiculous laughter. "What is it that you find so funny?" she said and smiled to encourage the human to give away valuable information. "Buuut, Mistery, that is not a cat. Can't you hear it? It saying "gül baktche?, it's turkish. It means "rose garden". You have CikleT tied to your shoulder!!! Ha, ha, ha!!". Mistery was stumped and Escape, who reappeared beside her eyed the cat carefully. It was obvious CikleT was asking Mistery to find her a beautiful rose garden and so Mistery beamed herself and sir Theme back on the space ship to find one.

Struggling to leave the computer, Escape made it to the coffee machine and prepared a cup. Her thoughts were all somewhere else and so she was not paying attention to her actions. "WHAT are you doing?", a passing by colleague demanded, waking Escape out of her thoughts. In front of her on the countertop was an empty cup and between her and the cup was a little puddle of coffee. Escape blushed and thought quickly of an answer to get herself out of this mess."Uhm", she said, "I was trying out an experiment, but I think it failed", she said and smiled. "It might be my Coffee Spillitis that made me do this." Frowning at the answer her colleague left her. Cleaning up the puddle, Escape prepared another cup and headed back to her bosses office. As she opened the door to step in she froze. There was something wrong about the office. Everything was in place but she thought that her boss was somehow unfamiliar. She stepped in and placed the cup in front of him on the desk. The boss was hiding behind a case file but as he realised that someone had walked in to his office he put it down and smiled vaguely at Escape. This startled Escape as her boss had somehow transformed into a chimpanzee! Trying to keep a straight face she had a seat as her boss motioned for her to take the chair in front of the desk. Silently Escape listened to her boss rambling on about office policy, rules and regulations. She found it boring and so her gaze wandered off around the office. A glow caught her attention. It was on the file cabinet to her left. "I can?t believe this!" she thought to herself and gasped. But it was true, there it sat: a pink bunny taking notes while chewing silently on a baby carrot. "The virus!", Escape thought to herself, "it's spreading!!".

-----> to be continued by EscapeGirl :D

EscapeGirl
10-09-2006, 19:34:07
The pink bunny’s nosed twitched constantly as though she were trying to sniff out the smell of insanity in Escape’s boss’s office. Escape looked back at her chimpanzee boss....”What is going on here?“ thought Escape. Finally, her boss was finished punishing her and told her to get back to work. As Escape headed down the stairs, she heard THUMP, THUMP, THUMP....and she turned around. The pink bunny had followed her out of the office; still furiously taking notes, and was hopping down the stairs behind her. Escape sat down at her desk, and the pink bunny plopped down beside her, only pausing from her note-taking long enough to grab another carrot out from the tuft of fur between her ears. Escape shakes her head. WHAT is going on!? She looked back at her computer, DETERMINED to get back to work as she doesn’t want her boss reprimanding her again. After only about 15 minutes of work, she once again clicked on the Gamershood forum that was minimized on her computer desktop. Instantly, she was back at the carrot patch on Carrot Island. Mistery was chasing her shoulder like a dog chases its tail, “CikleT...what are you....stop....will ya just..mmpph..” Sir Theme stopped his computing long enough to stare at this sight! “Surely that is not the action of another logical being, now is it?” Sir Theme computed. Lilli had stopped laughing and was staring beyond Mistery. Escape, highly confused, turns around and sees Doglover carrying drums and marching in a circle. BONG. BONG. Almost instantly, Escape can feel that pull back to “reality...”
“SELENA! I thought I told you to write that letter to the insurance company, prepare that bill, and set up the recorded statement! Just what do you think you’re doing!?” Escape barely even realized what her boss was saying as he’s only about 3 &#189; feet tall, covered with fur, and is currently chewing away at a banana with his enormous mouth. He climbed onto her desk so that he could look her directly in the eyes. “One more time I have to tell you, and you’re fired!” He climbed back down off the desk, and then climbed up the to the top of the file cabinet behind her. He tossed a banana peel on the floor. “I’ll be watching you for a bit so I can be sure you’re working.” Escape, completely confused at the whole situation, stares blankly at her boss. “Er..ya....I was just getting to that...” She looks away from her boss and back at her computer screen and is surprised to see Lilli waving at her from the carrot patch. Escape blinks and rubs her eyes. THUMP, THUMP.... Looking away from the screen briefly, she sees the symptom, a pink bunny still furiously taking notes at her side. “Oh my God, I’m going insane - and it’s spread beyond Gamershood!!!

-----------> To be continued by Lilliputt!

Lilliputt
10-09-2006, 21:36:20
Trying to work on a computer with paws rather then hands turned out to be an obstacle for Escape. It did not exactly help either to have her bosses’ watchful eyes behind her, carefully observing her every move. It was too much for Escape and even though she knew it was a gamble she realised the only way to have things get back to normal was to ask Lilliputt, or actually anyone on da Hood, for help. Once again she let herself enter the realm of the GamersHood Planet.
Lilliputt did not really get too excited this time when Escape suddenly showed up. “Hello”, she said cheerfully, “nice to see you again…but you look upset. Is anything the matter?”. Escape did not know where to start so she blurted out the whole story. Her boss the chimpanzee, the pink bunny, herself turning in to a furry being. It was all so confusing to her. “There now”, Lilliputt said in an understanding tone of voice, “have a carrot. It will make you feel better”. At the odd notion that a carrot would solve her problem, Escape examined the little orange vegetable. It did look like any ordinary carrot to her and for the life of her she could not understand why it would help in anyway. She took a bite and started to chew. Amazingly it did have a way to calm her down. “Now this is what you are going to do”, Lilliputt said calmly, “next time you see the pink bunny, ask for the serum. It will be injected to you and everything will be just fine.” At this Lilliputt smiled encouragingly.
“I have seen enough!” a harsh voice from behind her said out loud. The chimpanzee boss climbed down from the file cabinet and hopped on the desk so he could give Escape a good stare. “You are on leave from now on, ‘till you see a doctor about this, this, this……obsession!” With that he left Escape alone with her computer. Escape was taken aback and started to look for the little pink bunny. Sure enough, going through her trash, a little furry tail was visible. She motioned to the wastebasket and coughed. “Hrrrrm!”, she went but nothing happened. “HRRRRRRM!!”. The head of a little pink bunny crawled out of the trash and gave her a curious look. “Hmmm…oh, hello!”, said the bunny. “….errr, hello..?!” said Escape while she realised she was actually talking to a PINK BUNNY! “Do you need anything, dear?”, said the bunny while finding an interesting piece of paper to examine. “Uh…yes. I was hoping you might like do give me some of the serum.” Escape uttered in disbelief. “Oh!”, said the bunny, “really? But of course I will.” Somehow the bunny suddenly had a suringe in her little paw and injected some strange substance into Escape. The room faded and in a moment reality came falling down on Escape with all its usual dullness. Unfortunately it was just a little too late. Her appointment with the doctor, she got to know through a PM, was already set by her boss. So she went home feeling a little gloomy. She had her dinner and while watching TV, the doorbell rang. She opened it and there on her doorstep was none other than Lilliputt the Carrot Islander and Lili the intelligent clay figurine. “Hello!” they said in chorus, cheerful and blossoming together like flowers, “we have come to get you so we can go on our tour in the US and Europe”. At this Escape simply was at loss for words. They joined together in a great big group hug.

----------> To be continued by Escapegirl

EscapeGirl
10-10-2006, 06:26:27
“Oh my God! I’m so happy to see your girls!!” Escape exclaims after they hug. “Well, you ready?” asks Lili. Escape drops her gaze to the floor, “I can’t. I have an appointment with a coocoo doctor.”
“A coocoo doctor? You mean you have an appointment with a doctor from a coocoo clock?” Lilliputt asks, obviously very confused by the slang term. A laugh escapes Escape’s lips. “Oh, no…a looney bin doctor. My stupid chimpanzee of a boss scheduled it, and if I don’t go, then I’m going to lose my job!! He’s complaining that I’m delusional.” Lili, the intelligent ceramic figurine, almost yells in her tiny voice, “Delusional!! He’s the one sitting on top of your filing cabinet!! Not quite delusional, but definitely insane!” Lilliputt snaps her fingers, “I have an idea!” She quickly scans the room and sees a computer in the corner. “May I?” she asks as she heads over to the computer. “Er – um, of course…” Escape stammers. Lilliputt goes online quickly and then shouts back to Escape who is sitting on the couch, “Got it! I have Sir Theme online here and Mistery. Your clone should be arriving right about…..now!” At that very instant, there is knock on the door. Escape opens the door, and sees a large box, with the words, “THIS SIDE UP” printed on the side. She looks closely at the label on the box and sees it says, “Mistery’s Immediate Clone Service, Just Add Carrot Rum.” Escape’s jaw drops as she reads it. Lili and Lilliputt join her in the doorway. Lilliputt beams at her brilliant idea. Escape, confused as she always is, stares back at the blossoming flowers, Lilli and Lili, “A clone? What am I going to do with a…” Lili stops her mid-sentence, “That clone is one of you, and it’s going to your doctor appointment for you!” And Lilliputt pipes up, “I even have carrot rum left over from Adventure. I know how you and she like to drink it up at the Gamershood hotel.” Suddenly Lilliputt looks frightened, “Oh my God, I almost forgot!!” She reaches in her pocket and pulls out a small container with a beautiful red butterfly. She opens it, and out flutters Adventure. She flutters around the room for a moment before appearing in human form. She stretches, and looks at Lilliputt, “Geez! I was wondering when you were going to let me out!! You’ve been here forever!” “I’m sorry Adventure!!” They hug briefly and the four girls all say their hellos. Escape begins to think back to seeing the pink bunny and when she was being injected with the serum that had felt so strange, but had brought her back to reality with all its “usual dullness.” THIS was not dull, nor was it normal! Her attention is brought back to the present when she spots Lili opening the box that had arrived. A limp cat was in the box along with instructions that only read, “JUST ADD CARROT RUM TO MOUTH.” Lilliputt opens the flask with the carrot rum, and just as she’s about to pour it, Escape grabs it from her. “Oh my… I really need a quick drink of this!” She takes a shot, and hands it back to Lilliputt. Lilliputt stares at her for a moment, and then pours the drink into the limp cat, and suddenly it springs to life. Escape takes a step back, “Whoa…my clone, here in ‘reality’ and drunk on carrot rum…” “Oh, we’re going to miss our ride if we don’t leave right away. First stop is OneBun in Philadelphia!!” exclaims Lili. “I can’t wait!!” Escape, worried about her job, looks at the clone in front of her, “But, how’s it going to know where to go and when…” her voice trails off. “She’s pre-programmed, as long as there is no malfunction, you’ll come off completely sane to the doctor! Only thing that might be a catch is that Mistery, when making this clone, was a little dizzy from chasing her shoulder, so we can only hope there’s no malfunction.” “Um? Is CikleT okay?” asks Escape, wondering if that had all been real. “Oh yes, she’s quite pleased. We found a lovely rose garden at the base of the Google Mountains for her,” says Lilliputt as she heads out the door. Lili grabs Escape by the arm and Adventure by the other arm, “Come on girls, there’s carrot rum in our ride!” Instantly, Adventure and Escape speed up, anxious for that sweet carrot rum, and follow Lilliputt and Lili outside….
-------------> To be continued by Lilli! :D

Lilliputt
10-10-2006, 17:35:58
The doctor thought his patient seemed like quite a well-behaved and nice young lady, maybe a little distracted at times, but he was sure her boss must have been exaggerating. “So”, the doctor said calmly, “what seems to be the problem?” He smiled so the clone of Escape smiled back. “I don’t know what the problem could be,” the clone honestly replied. “Your boss informs me that you have been preoccupied with activities not related to your work description.” To this the doctor drew a bland look out of the clone. “…he mentioned something about you telling him you know an…errr…alien”. To this the clone said “Oh, yes, Mistery. My creator.” “You mean your mother”, the doctor said helpfully. Another blank. He tried again “Your mothers name is Mistery? That is an unusual name.” “Mistery is my creator, and my original is Escape”, the clone responded. “Huh? Your mother has escaped?”, the doctor asked in confusion. No reaction. “Do you just feel like an original, maybe?”, he tried. “No, I have the normal abilities for a clone. Most of my reactions can be regarded as similar to my original”. The doctor leaned back absolutely baffled by this explanation. “I see”, he said. “and this alien…uhm…Mistery has visited you in the office?”. “No”, said the clone. “Has anyone not work related person visited you at work?” The clone seemed to hesitate to answer this but responded “My original has met OneBun of course, the pink bunny who takes notes.” “Of course” the doctor repeated with a smile. “I think we will need to detain you here, miss Selena, until we can figure this out.” No reaction. And so the clone of Escape ended up in a padded cell at the loony bin.
The four friends arrived in Philadelphia without too much trouble. The airplane had not been too uncomfortable considering Lili, Adventure and Escape had to go as Lilliputts luggage. Well, at least Lilliputt thought it went well, but the others seemed to have some issues concerning the matter. As they left the airport by buss and arrived to the city they realised they had no idea where OneBun actually lives. “You mean, you didn’t find out before we left??!”, Escape demanded. Her three friends seemed to be very busy doing other things then facing her gaze. “Weeeell,” Lilliputt finally said, “we thought we would solve that little detail when we got here.” She smiled optimistically. “It can’t be that hard”, Lili the intelligent ceramic figurine answered. “All we have to do is find a telephone directory.” Of course this was a reasonable suggestion so the friend set out to find one. Adventure managed to borrow one out of an internet caf&#233; for them to browse through. Lilliputt and Adventure were more interested in the taste of the coffee, so Lili and Escape took their time to find what they were looking for. Curiously, OneBun the pink bunny was not listed. To this the friends had to rethink their plan. Lilliputt suddenly thought of what in her mind was a brilliant plan. “We’ll just ask for the biggest park and try to find a holes made by a bunny. That’s where she’ll be!” she exclaimed. The others looked at her as though she had lost what little sense she might once had been blessed with. “I think there is an easier way,” Adventure said in thought. “I think I know what you mean” said Lili, and they looked at each other in silent understanding. “Oh, good! Leave us out of it, why don’t you?”, Escape said in frustration. “I’m sorry”, said Adventure in a serious voice, “but it is obvious, isn’t it?”. Lili nodded in agreement. “One of us has to get rid of the serum, that really is the easiest way to get a hold of her”. “Well, yours seems to be wearing off anyway”, said Escape in attempt to joke. Adventure smiled, "“yes, I’ll do it.” So Adventure found herself a computer at the internet caf&#233;, and soon enough there was the pink bunny taking notes. Adventure was about to burst into tears out of laughter from her visit to the GH planet, so the bunny helped out with a shot. They got the address and after a while they stood outside OneBuns home. They rang the doorbell and were surprised at the alarming noise. “Hello everybunny!”, OneBun cheerfully greeted them as she opened the door to let them in. After a great group hug and stories of what recently had happened, OneBun asked: “So, is there anything you would like to see here in Philadelphia?”. There were plenty of suggestions but they did not seem to agree at first what to do. Finally they agreed that they wanted to see the famous Liberty Bell. “Oh, that!” OneBun said unimpressed, “yes, I have it here”. “Excuse me?” Lilliputt asked in confusion ”you have the famous Liberty Bell….HERE??!!”. “Yes”, said OneBun and looked surprised at the question. “I needed a better door bell since my hearing is not what it used to be because I had to cover my sensitive ears with carrots a while ago.” The four friends stood astounded by OneBuns frank comment. “Uhm…then what is it they have at the Liberty Bell Center?”, Lili asked carefully. “Oh, that?” said OneBun, “it’s a copy. I had sir Theme help me with it.”


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EscapeGirl
10-10-2006, 22:41:58
Meanwhile, back at the cell with the padded walls, Escape’s clone’s eyes roll to the back of her head, and she starts speaking gibberish. The doctors who are listening to, and watching the clone, are only able to pick up the words, “creator,” “pink bunny,” and the occasional, “clone.” They were completely baffled. “I’ve never seen anything like this!” one exclaims. Right at that moment, Escape’s clone yells out, “AAAAAAWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOO!” The howl was just like that of a wolf. “WHAT is wrong with that girl!?” The other doctor replies, “I don’t know….and why is she dressed like a cat!! It’s awfully weird watching all this, and then the cat howls like a wolf!! I think we need to fly in the head of the World Psychological Association for this one!” The doctors agreed and left to call the head doctor.

Back in Philadelphia, the four girls follow OneBun down into her den, and she shows them the rather large bell near the stairs. “See? It’s really not all that impressive, but it certainly is a lot louder than my other doorbell.” Lilliputt, Adventure, Escape, and Lili notice that OneBun speaks much louder than she did previously. Lilliputt takes a mental note aloud, “Note to self, carrots DO NOT work as earplugs.” “WHAT?” asks OneBun. “Nothing,” replies Lilliputt. Escape, starting to feel claustrophobic and needing to get outside, says, “Um…okay, we’ve seen the Liberty Bell and gotten OneBun, how about we head above ground?” “Well, we have a lot of places to cover...if we want to visit everyone possible, so we really should get going,” says Adventure. OneBun replies, “HUH?” sticking her long, furry, pink ear closer to Lilliputt. Rolling her eyes and stifling a giggle, she raises her voice, “COME WITH US…” OneBun says, “Um…ok….but let me grab my notepad and pen. I need to observe and be sure the virus never leaked further than Escape’s office.” Lili, feeling very excited runs up the stairs, and says, “We have to visit Darknight…my hero!! Can we head down to Florida next? I have a gift for him.” Lili looks back at them, blushing. “What!?” Once up the stairs and back onto the Philadelphia sidewalk Escape says, “I think Freakshow lives somewhere around here, too….But, we would have to trick his parents in to letting us visit.” Lilliputt answers, “Well, let’s head down to Florida and see Darknight in his bat cave, and in the meantime, we’ll have Mistery locate Freakshow for us.” They gather into the van, and Adventure gets behind the wheel.
A policeman had been standing nearby and overheard the girls talking about visiting “Darknight in the bat cave” and “Mistery locating Freakshow.” He approaches the group.
“Have you guys been drinking?” Adventure and Lili look the policeman straight in the eye, and answer harmoniously, “Oh yes!” Adventure continues, ”Carrot rum from Carrot Island is the best. We had Mistery, she’s our resident alien, beam us down some carrot rum! You should really go to Gamershood Planet and drink some!” Escape, who is sitting in the passenger seat, already knowing the pitfalls of speaking of Gamershood with “real” people from the dull world, grabs Adventure’s shoulder slightly, and says, “She just had surgery…it’s the drugs talking.”
“What? No…really, you should try it! I’m so drunk right now!” Adventure continues happily.
“Okay, get out of the vehicle. You are all going downtown to the police station. I also need to have a psychologist evaluate you – all of you!” the policeman says in a firm voice. He glances at all the girls in the car, paying special attention to the one in the back with the long furry ears and who is writing feverishly on a pink notepad with a pen that has a bunny on a spring bouncing about. Lili shouts from the back seat, “But we’re going to go see Darknight!! I am bringing him a new set of ears!!! He just can hear the same with his dolphin ears! You can’t do this!” The policeman calls for back up with his C.B. radio. Lilliputt remains quiet in the backseat trying to think of a way to get out of this situation.
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Lilliputt
10-11-2006, 03:24:19
It was a great honour to have such an esteemed visitor at the mental ward. Amongst psychiatrists this doctor was a legend, a well reputed wizard at treating gravely disturbed people. Her name was doctor Nayna. The doctor had asked for a private session with the patient who was still howling away. The clone had had a coat when walking in to the office, but that had been torn apart by her and now her cat costume was revealed. “So”, the doctor said calmly, “you have been created by Mistery the alien.” At that, the clone stopped howling and eyed the doctor up. She did not seem unfriendly or showed any sign of trying to act as though the clone was an object for observation, so the clone fell silent and her face faded into a blank expression. “Well, you have put me in quite a predicament”, she said and smiled, “I have met your creator”. No reaction. “Do you understand why I cannot let you walk out of here?” No reaction. The doctor sighed, what was she to do? Here she was at the insane asylum with a clone in a cat costume and no idea how to get out of this mess. Or maybe there was still a chance to convince the other doctors that this was a difficult case of, well something. She grinned as she got an idea. If it worked she would be able to transfer the clone to her own clinic until she could get in contact with Mistery the alien or Sir Theme the advanced intelligence robotic humanoid farmer. Finally dr Nayna said “it will be alright, just relax and have something to eat.” To this the clone responded frankly “is there any carrot rum around here?”.
The whole staff had gathered outside the clones room and all were trying as best they could to hide their curiosity, when dr Nayna stepped out of the cell. One of the doctors couldn’t hold it any longer and blurted out, “it is a schizophrenia case, right?” in a blatant attempt to ingratiate himself with the famous doctor. The tail of white coated men and women grew as dr Nayna made her way down the hallway. More suggestions followed, all in a tone of great certainty and seriousness. “Manic depression, of course”, a young woman suggested “No, no, you must take into account the dissociation” said an older doctor, “Ah, yes, this is surely a clear case of obsessive-compulsive disorder” a third suggested. Finally, dr Nayna had enough. Reaching the office of the chief physician, she slammed the door shut. Then he entered and motioned for her to sit. “Your opinion would be very much valued, doctor”, the chief physician said calmly and smiled, “now let’s hear it, what do you think about this case?”. Dr. Nayna looked the doctor straight in the eye and said “it is clearly a case of gamer horror ridiculus.” First the doctor chuckled but soon caught it all in a cough. Was there really such a thing, but then again, why would an esteemed doctor lie about a case like this? “I would like to examine her more thoroughly, so I ask you to have her transferred to my clinic.” With that she left the room on the spot with the doctor in great surprise and at loss for words.
Lilliputt felt very confused by the policeman. How could he possibly have spotted OneBun? For all she knew OneBun was a symptom and ordinary humans were not able to spot her. Had her glow faded? She gave OneBun a quick glance. No, that was not it. “Uhm”, said Lilliputt to the officer “do you happen to have a computer at the station”. Puzzled by the question the policeman peered inside the vehicle. “Why do you ask, mam?" he said gravely. “Because you can see the bunny”, she said silently. “So?”, the policeman continued. “So you don’t find it strange that you can see a pink bunny in a car taking notes?….What did you tell those people on your radio? That there is a ceramic figurine, a butterfly and strange looking lady sitting in a car that is driven by a cat?”. The policed stepped back and gasped. Escape realised what was happening. “You have been to the Gamers Hood Planet haven’t you?”, she demanded. The shock in his face was unmistakable, yet there was something odd about his ways. The policeman walked back and called off back up, but then he returned to the girls smiling in an unpleasant manner. Slowly the police was transforming, something seemed to grow out of his back. Black hairy legs suddenly appeared and there it stood, sneaky and cunning saying “Slurp, slurp!”. It was a spider. The girls all curled up together in fright, making OneBun tare her attention from her notes and stare the creature face to face. With an elegant leap she jumped at the spider shouting “Oh, shoooo, shooo!”. The creature run away in fear as OneBun angrily watched it sneak in to the patrol car and vanish. “Oh,” she said as she tried to pick up some of her notes, “that is very strange. What are they doing here?”. In amazement Adventure asked, “what was that?”. “Hmmm…?” said OneBun who was more concerned with her notes, “oh just one of those irritating slurp spiders. Nothing to worry about really. Shall we continue?”. And so they did, arriving at Darknights doorstep late in the evening.


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EscapeGirl
10-11-2006, 08:18:49
As Dr. Nayna left the Chief Physician’s office she felt relieved. The doctors who had followed her to the office were lined along the walls as she left. She didn’t have to explain her diagnosis of “gamer horror ridiculus” to the other doctors as she walked past them; they just stood in silence as she held her head high with a slight grin on her face. Just after she rounded the corner of the hallway, the doctors rushed into the Chief Physician’s office. Dr. Nayna couldn’t concern herself with them. She had to get Escape’s clone out of there, and she had to do it now. She went to an empty office to attempt to contact Mistery from there, but the computer was disconnected. She quickly went to the cell where the clone was being held. She grabbed the cup of water out of the clone’s hand, “Come on, now, follow me. We have to hurry.” She was afraid that the other doctors and the Chief Physician would look up her diagnosis and wouldn’t find it in the ‘real’ medical books. She had to be sure she could get the clone out of there before that happened. “Why won’t anyone give me any carrot rum?” the clone asked, confused. “Ssh…follow me.” She ushered the cat out of the room and down the hall when an office door opened and out stepped the Chief Physician. She had taken too long, and now had to face him and all his questions. “Uh..Dr. Nayna, I have a question for you,” he said. “I’m sorry Doctor, but I need to get this clone, er – uh – I mean patient to my facility right away. You may contact my office should you have any questions.” She began to quickly head toward the back door, the sound from her shoes echoing through the corridor. “No, Dr. Nayna, you don’t understand, I have a clone, and I know Mistery, the alien…” He paused waiting for a reaction. Dr. Nayna stopped, turned around and stared at him. “Look,” he continued, “I only couldn’t let on to anyone because of what they would do to me. They’d commit me, and I’d never get back there.” Completely confused, Dr. Nayna forgot her hurriedness and asked, “Who are you?” The good doctor stared at her for a moment, and then with no warning, reached under his neck and pulled. A neck/face mask lifted up to reveal Miss Holland. She cleared her throat, “I’m so glad I don’t have to speak like a man anymore. Do you have any idea how hard that is!? Look, I was accidentally given too much serum, 20 mg instead of 5 mg, so that I wouldn’t get too ‘looney’ and it took away all my creativity and my ability to laugh. Since then I have tried every ‘therapy’ out there. I have tried ink blots, journal writing, introspection, everything…and I haven’t been able to return to Gamershood Planet. The real world has been hard on me – it’s so boring! If I am right about who you are, Dr. Nayna, then please, take me with you and return me to the laughter, the fun, the sheer looniness of that place.” Tears began to well in her eyes. Dr. Nayna, stood in silence for a moment, taking it all in, “Okay…hurry up. They’re going to catch on any minute and they won’t let us out. They’ll commit us all.” The trio hurried out the back door and out into the light of the day.

Lili was the first at Darknight’s doorstep, excited to see her hero and to give him a new set of ears. She pushed the doorbell, and heard nothing. Then, Escape called out from behind her, “Look!” She pointed to the sky and Darknight’s symbol appeared in the sky, a black bat backlit by a bright light. Within moments, Darknight appeared behind them. “Ladies,” he said as he bowed slightly. “It’s a pleasure to see you all.” They all looked at him, puzzled. Adventure, still inebriated from the carrot rum began to giggle, “Darknight! Why on earth do you have carrots up your nose!?” Blushing, Darknight quickly removed them, “Oh, uh…yes, excuse me…I haven’t been feeling my best.” He tossed the carrots to the ground, and briefly OneBun considered picking them up…then thought against it. Lilliputt, who had remained fairly quiet since they arrived, said, “Darknight, can you show us your bat cave before we leave? And then, will you come with us? We’re touring the U.S.A and then off to Europe, but we’re in a bit of a hurry. These creepy slurping spiders are the U.S. and we’re afraid of running into them again!” Before he could answer, Lili walks up to him and hands him a new set of ears. “I thought you might need these,” she says coyly. “Well, I can’t show you my Bat Cave – it’s highly classified, but I will show you this…Follow me.” OneBun, Escape, Adventure, Lili, and Lilliputt follow Darknight into his house. They immediately step into a very large room with a disco light hanging from the ceiling. Tango music blares off the surround sound system. He tosses his cape back gallantly, “Ladies, would one of you like to dance? I’ve been practicing.” The girls looked at his bat ears, and Lili was the first to say, “Oh, yes, please!” OneBun frantically takes notes at this new development. “A bat who’s entire house is a dance studio…interesting…” she mumbles, intrigued. Escape slips over to the corner to watch the dance; her mind preoccupied with her job and how the assessment of her clone was going…
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Lilliputt
10-11-2006, 18:56:03
Getting back form his vacation, the Chief Physician was amazed that nobody seemed happy to see him again or to say something like "welcome back!". His desk was not so loaded with work and seemed organised in a way he found strange because he was sure he had not left it that way. As the day went by, he had met his staff and the patient and thus had come to the conclusion that there had been an impostor taking his place at the hospital. Yet it seemed that little damage had been made and he did feel relieved that his workload was less than expected so he let the matter fall into oblivion.
Dr Nayna and miss Holland arrived at the private clinic safely, the clone had not been much trouble with its blank glance and half open mouth. During the trip it had only asked for carrot rum. The clone was placed in a locked up room while Dr Nayna and miss Holland went to get some coffee before deciding what to do. It turned out however that miss Holland only just learned to drink coffee and so when she grabbed the mug it was too hot so she doped it, and made a little mess. The first symptom of her Coffee Spillitis was showing. They cleaned up, made a new cup and headed back to the room. As they entered they realised that something was wrong with their patient. The clone seemed somehow smaller. "Is it me or has the clone really...well shrunk?!" miss Holland said in confusion. Dr Nayna took the clone by the arm and she did so she could feel the arm literally shrinking in her hand. The clone had her mouth open and was making a squeaky kind of noise and resembled a balloon that was running out of air. Then there was nothing more of it but a pile of rubber like bundle on the floor. "We should have brought it some carrot rum, I suppose. Oh, well at least nobody saw us getting her here so hopefully she won?t be missed." Suddenly miss Holland noticed something, it was small and yet familiar. "What is that?" she exclaimed, making Dr Nayna turn to where she was pointing. Hurrying away it looked like...but it couldn't have been. And yet she did thought she had just seen a little frantic pinkie crawling off to hide in a corner.

The dance was going on the whole night and they all had a wonderful time at Darknights dance studio. Of course, the carrot rum did help the friends to loosen up and enjoy themselves even more. Adventure might have gone a little too tipsy and so she told a lot of jokes that everybody laughed at, although nobody understood that well what she was saying. Lili swung around the floor in Darknights arms while Lilliputt stood by and watched with a sort of blissful smile on her face. Suddenly it dawned on Escape that Lilliputt had become very quite since the incident with the slurp spider. Come to think of it she did have a smile on her face the whole trip to Darknight and was still smiling that way. It was as though her smile had frozen on her face. As she thought about this OneBun let go of her notes and joined Darknight and Lili on the dance floor. The bunny had her own little dance moves leaping and shaking about while at times stopped to sniff on some smell she just caught. It was a sight to watch and Escape couldn?t help but find it funny. She glanced at Lilliputt whom she thought would appreciate the humor in the scene but Lilliputt still had that blissful sort of smile on and just slowly moved her head from one side to the other. Then Escape realised that there was something wrong with Lilliputts left hand. A finger was missing, her little evil pinkie was gone. The floor seemed to quake under her feet as it dawned on her that the evil pinkie was missing and her clone was stuck in a loony bin. "Wait!", she shouted, "there is something wrong with Lilliputt!" The dancing and the laughter came to an end. OneBun looked wide eyed at Lilliputt while wondering where she put those important notes. Darknight, Lili, and Adventure joined together and so Escape explained the situation. "No need to worry", said Darknight calmly, "I can take care of this. Make your selves comfortable while I investigate the matter." He left and the friends who were feeling very tired, they had a good nights rest. They woke up early the next morning and realised that Darknight was still gone. "So what do we do?", said Adventure who had a banging headache after yesterdays events. "I suggest we go see Freakshow", Lili suggested. "Darknight knows we are going and he can find us there". "Oh, look at all the beautiful gadgets", Lilliputt uttered in her blissful state of mind, "is that a rose?" pointing at a batman sign that was on one of the gadgets. "No, dear", Escape said while moving Lilliputt away from the electronic devices, "that is a bat". "Aaaaah", said Lilliputt still in a blissful state, "I think it is nice". "Yes of course you do, dear" said Lili and took her by the other hand. They prepared themselves to leave and soon they were on their way to meet the toy gun master and the only living zombie of Gamers Hood Planet: Freakshow himself.

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EscapeGirl
10-12-2006, 08:50:34
The group of friends traveled quickly up the interstate…not completely clear as to where Freakshow lived. Escape had mentioned she was quite sure he was on the ‘east coast’ and they had contacted Sir Theme to pinpoint his exact location. The drove up to the lovely two-story home nestled on a cul-de-sac at the end of a quaint tree-lined street. “Well, here we are,” said Escape as she pulled the van alongside the curb and parked it. “You know, I would never have guessed that Freakshow lived in such a normal suburbia-type home. I always pictured something more, I don’t know, unique.” “But, look…there is nothing ‘unique’ about it,” Adventured said, surprised. They walked up to the front door, surprised by the blossoming flower garden nearby and the brick walkway. Lili knocked on the door.
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Miss Holland quickly chased after the “evil pinky” that was scurrying across the floor. The pinky was dodging her left and right, and Nayna was watching from her seat, completely confused as to how a pinky was scurrying across the floor without being attached to anyone, and why Miss Holland was chasing it. Miss Holland jumped and slid on the floor, just missing the “evil pinky” as it darted into a nearby mouse hole. Miss Holland slid forward and hit, head first, the unforgiving, very solid wall, with a THUD. “Omph,” she snorted as she hit it. “I can’t believe this!! Do you know what this means!?” she asked in disbelief as she looked at Nayna. Nayna shook her head. “It means that Lilli lost her “evil pinky” and it could go anywhere, attach to anything, and cause mayhem wherever it goes! And in the meantime, Lilliputt won’t be complete!!” Movement off to the side, low to the floor, caught Miss Holland’s attention. A small mouse darted out of the hole, only it did not look normal…it’s tail was not that of a normal mouse, but that of an “evil pinky.” It briefly stopped its scurrying to glance in Miss Holland's direction. She swore she saw an evil glint in its eye, and maybe, just maybe, it even winked at her. “Oh God...what are we going to do...?”
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When the door opened so abruptly, it startled the girls. There, in front of them was Freakshow. “Hurry up, get in…come on….hurry it up… What are you waiting for, Christmas!?” he demanded, ushering them inside. The girls let themselves in to his house quickly, stumbling over one another. “Why are you dressed like that, and what is wrong…?” Escape asks as she takes in her surroundings. The girls stare at Freakshow who is wearing camouflage from head to toe. He has ammo draped across his chest, and is wearing a hard helmet, also covered in camouflage, and combat boots. His face is painted in army green and black, and his eyes dart nervously at each of his visitors. In his left hand he holds an automatic weapon, and OneBun takes note of this…was it really a toy!? Her nose twitches… The entryway immediately on the inside of this “normal” house is painted black and lacks furniture. Freakshow goes over to a panel on his wall, enters a code, and the floor opens just in front of where Adventure and OneBun are standing. “Hurry up, head down to my bunker…it’s safer there, and they won’t be able to hear us with their…devices,” says Freakshow abruptly. He heads downstairs to the army-like bunker and the girls say nothing, but follow. Lilliputt, as she heads down the stairs being led by Lili, the intelligent ceramic figurine, says, “Oh, this is pretty. Very lovely. I like it a lot,” smiling the same odd smile she had since leaving Philadelphia. Escape, worried about her job, the clone, Darknight, and Lilliputt’s sanity, nudges Lilliputt softly forward. “Down the stairs, dear…one at a time…that’s right…” They are all shocked at what they see at the foot of the stairs as they enter…the Bunker.

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Lilliputt
10-12-2006, 19:25:40
"What do you mean? What are we going to do?? It is only a little mouse?" dr Nayna said in disbelief, "I do not see a problem other then the fact that I need to call an exterminator". Miss Holland took a step back, "please don't do that, it will set Lilliputt at a state of confusion that will last...well, for ever." They both stood for a moment in silence. "I think we do need help however", miss Holland said, "but I don't know who could help us now...Darknight maybe?", she added thoughtfully. "You rang?" a dark voice uttered behind them. There in the doorway the hero of the night stood leaning at the door post crossed legged. He had one of those mysterious grins on his face when faced with the utterly surprised ladies. Without any hesitation he grabbed a spray can out of his utility belt and moved quickly towards the space where the mouse had last been spotted. He sprayed the floor and soon enough the mouse showed up with eyes glowing red. Darknight caught the mouse and separated the evil pinky from its back. He put the pinky in a little black box with a lock and put it back in his utility belt. "There", he said with the mouse still in his hand, "I will leave you now to return the finger to Lilliputt." Still amazed at Darknights sudden appearance, miss Holland said, "uhm, what was that you sprayed? Cheese smell maybe?". "No" Darknight answered, "it was computer scent. Had to do with a certain virus. Well, ladies, have a pleasant evening, good bye!". And with those words he was gone.
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Everyone but Lilliputt stood frozen at the sight of and old parchment that looked all but too familiar. "Uh, Freakshow", said Escape, "WHAT is the Bill of Rights doing here? Tell me it is a bad copy of it." Freakshow simply raised his eyebrows, "Oh, that", he said while toying with his gun,"no it's the real thing. I got it for a school project". "SAY WHAT??!!", said Escape. "COME AGAIN??!!", said Lili. ?Oh, "The Bill of Rights?? Really?", said OneBun, "very interesting?" and she made another note. "Are those flowers?" Lilliputt asked completely unaware of what was happening. "No, dear", Lili said while guiding her friend to a chair so she could sit, "those are guns". "Guns? But I don?t like guns so much?" Lilliputt said quietly. Freakshow picked up his handheld playstation, and started to concentrate on one of the games. To Escapes astonishment he seemed pretty unconcerned with the gravity of the situation. "You don?t think something should be done about this?", she asked frankly. "Meh", said Freaksow tearing away from the game "it'll blow over". "I would also like to know what should be done about this." The growling voice made the friend turn and out of the shaddows a wolf appeared with a blue foxed curled up on it's head. Most would probably have been startled or at least surprised at the sight, but Becky and Hyper were greeted with cheers and hugs. "What are you doing here?", said Lili. "Well, when Freakshow got into this mess he called for help and so here I am, although at the time I was trying to persuade Hyper here to please get off my head. He refused and so I had to bring him too." She growled slightly at the thought. "It's a cute blue dog", Lilliputt exclaimed and motioned to pet Hyper. Lili stopped her gently, "No, not a dog, a fox and you should not pet Hyper". "What is the matter with Lilliputt?" Becky asked while eyeing the islander up with concern. "It's a long story", Escape said with a sigh, "but we really need to get the Bill of Rights back where it belongs. Freakshow, are you going to do it". "I don't think that is our biggest problem", he said carefully. "Really? You don't think so?", Escape demanded, "then what is?". "Well I sort of called the FBI a while ago and told them about a terrorist organisation called GFARDTO". He tried to avoid at the others as they stared at him. "Yeah, so that's why they are staking my place out. The Bill of Rights thing didn't really make things better". "Now there's a shock! It didn't help, huh? I...well,I ....don't now what to say, oh, I don't feel so good", Escape had to sit down. "Do you need anything?", Adventure said in a helpful manner. "I think you should have a carrot", Lilliputt said smiling. "I think we should call Mistery and have her beam down sir Theme. He could make a copy of the Bill of Rights for your project Freakshow and then we can have him beam the real thing back to where it belongs", Becky suggested. It was the best idea so far and soon enough there was sir Theme greeting the others in his usual polite robotic way. He had a copying device slightly to the lower left side of his metal torso, where he put the parchment in to be copied. There was a little buzzing sound, then a beeerp and then a few beeps. As it kept beeping sir Theme said "uh-oh!", and then started to manipulate the copy gadget area. "What is the matter?" asked Adventure. "Yes, is anything wrong?", Lili said in concern. "Well", said sir Theme slowly, "I think it is stuck". "Oh", said Lilliputt encouragingly, "then you should really have a carrot".

----------> To be continued by EscapeGirl :D

EscapeGirl
10-13-2006, 06:09:46
“Logically speaking, Lilliputt, a carrot would do me no good at this moment. A carrot is good for nutritional value only, not solving technical difficulties,” Sir Theme said matter-of-factly. “Oh, geez, this can’t be good…” moans Escape from her chair in the corner, holding her face in her hands. “Remmy, Sir Theme, that’s an original,” says Freakshow hardly paying attention to the situation, his PSP making tinny electronic sounds as he plays. Sir Theme unscrews his left index finger and takes off the tip of it, exposing a small screwdriver. “Now this is a logical solution,” says Sir Theme calmly, as he uses the screwdriver to remove the jammed Bill of Rights from his electronic abdomen. While everyone waits in anticipation, Hyper lifts his head and looks around, “I’m bored.” Then he yawns, and curls back up comfortably on Becky’s head. “Okay…this should do it,” Sir Theme says confidently as he pulls out the original Bill of Rights and a copy for Freakshow. “Here you are.” A series of beeps and flashing lights appear on the Sir Theme’s monitor to the left of the “copy” mechanism. “Mistery needs me, is there anything else you need?” OneBun looks at Sir Theme, “Well, I guess not right now. Not unless you can find Lilliputt’s pinky.” “Well, my GPS tracking system is in for repair, so I will not be able to help you with that.”
From the shadows of the bunker, comes a deep voice, “I believe you are looking for this.” Darknight steps out of the shadows, his arm extended toward the group, and he is holding Lilliputt’s evil pinky. “How did it not affect you? How come it didn’t attach itself, and transform you? And where the heck did you come from?” asked Escape as she stood up and headed over to Darknight. As she does, a beam of white light lights up the room, and Sir Theme disappears from the bunker. Hyper stirs slightly in his sleep. Darknight glances at Escape, “It’s the suit,” he says and winks. He hands Lilliputt her pinky and it suddenly reattaches itself as Darknight backs into the shadows once again. As it does, Lilliputt regains life in her face, and the odd grin dissipates. “Where are we?” she asks with a weak voice. “We’re at Freakshow’s house,” answers Lili as she watches her hero fade into the shadows. She looks back at Lilliputt, “Are you okay, dear?” “Yes, I just need some carrot rum, I think.” Escape and Adventure immediately appear next to Lilliputt, “No problem, let’s go…See ya, Freakshow!” Escape yells as she starts running back up the bunker stairs. “Carrot rum!! We’re going to the bar!! Come one everyone!!” hollers Adventure as she scrambles up the stairs behind Escape. The F.B.I. and GFARDTO, temporarily forgotten, the group leaves Freakshow’s house, and scramble into the van. Darknight is nowhere to be seen. Freakshow, carrying his PSP, decides to join them, and meanders slowly to the van. “Hurry up!!!!” Adventure yells, hanging her head out the window. “Ya! We’re going to the bar!!” Escape exclaims annoyed. They arrive at the bar and Escape and Adventure push their way to the bartender. Simultaneously they say, “Carrot rum, please!” The bartender looks at them, “What?” “CARROT RUM” Escape says very loudly and slowly, showing her annoyance. “I heard you the first time. We ain’t got it,” the bartender says. “Don’t you order from Carrot Island!? That’s where it comes from….Oh, forget it,” Adventure says, “I’ll just have Mistery beam it down to us. “We don’t have a computer,” says Lilliputt, “we can’t get a hold of her.” “Fine, then let’s just drink rum!” Escape exclaims. Adventure agrees, and they order two barrels of rum from the very surprised bartender. They all begin to drink, except Freakshow, who’s more interested in his PSP, and only mutters, “Meh…a bunch of lushes.” Hyper remains a decorative hat on Becky’s head. About an hour later, after much laughter, chatting, and rolling on the floor laughing (which got some odd looks from the other patrons), Adventure asks, “So whoos wee gonnna *hiccup* see neeexts?” Escape giggles histerically, falls off her chair, and rolls under the table and answers, “Murph, of couuurse…..the high *hiccup* seasssz of Cincinatttii…” She rolls over chewed gum on the floor and a partially burned cigarette butt. “Eww…” Her laughter gets stronger, and people don’t hide their stares as she tugs at the bright blue bubble gum stuck in her hair. Becky growls with laughter. Then, as everyone is enjoying themselves and watching Escape struggle with the gum in her hair on the floor, the bar door opens up and suddenly the room is raided by the F.B.I. Freakshow looks up, “Meh…we should get outta here…”

----------> To be continued by Lilliputt :D

Lilliputt
10-14-2006, 00:02:04
At the office of dr Nayna the phone rang and it turned out to be Escapes boss. “So, will she come back to work?”, he demanded, “she has been gone too long if you ask me". “I’m afraid miss Selena is indisposed at the moment sir”, dr Nayna answered calmly although panic grew inside of her, “she is held here for an undetermined period of time due to some unforeseen complications. Therefor, we will need to run some tests”. “What do you mean? What “complications”?” the boss asked harshly. At this dr Nayna had to take her time to answer. She couldn’t very well say that her patient had evaporated and was lying like a heap of rubber in a closet in an empty locked room. “The patient has gone through a deep emotional trauma”, she improvised, “that has caused her to feel very empty”. It was at least close to the truth she thought to herself. “So whadda ya need testin’ for?”, the boss asked impatiently. “We would like to make sure that her bodily functions are of a normal status. These tests may take some time, but can accurately determine that she is still physically stable.” Abruptly the boss slammed the phone down and the conversation was over. Dr Nayna didn’t really mind because she had no idea how she would have continued further since she had not ever met the real Escape in person. Miss Holland had left and gone back to her horse on Carrot Island, so Dr Nayna was now responsible for this mess.

The phone rang and the Chief Physician answered. “Where is my daughter?” a female voice demanded. Puzzled the doctor answered “Excuse, me but…who are you, madam?”. “Well, I am NOT going to tell you my name because I do not want to be admitted too, now where is my daughter?”. The Chief Physician had honestly no idea what the lady was talking about so he tried again “Madam, I cannot help you unless you tell me who it is you are looking for?”. “I just told you who I am looking for” the angry voice replied, “my daughter, Selena!”.
Finally the doctor got some useful information. It had something to do with a patient that the impostor had been in charge of. He got the file and read. “Ah”, he said, “so Mistery, I see now that your daughter have been with us.” “What are you talking about? Who is this Mistery person?” the voice blurted out in anger, “my name is Alyx if you MUST know, and what do you mean my daughter has been with you? She is supposed to still be there, now where is she?!”. At this the doctor was taken aback. He fumbled with the papers as he tried to compose himself about this unexpected turn of events. His clinic might get sued for malpractice, his career and reputation all down the tubes. He felt slightly dizzy, but then he noticed something that made him feel less agonised. “Madam your daughter seem to have been an unusual case and has been sent to a private clinic. The Chief Physician there, dr Nayna, a very well reputed doctor, insisted she should be transferred. I’m sorry, madam, that is all I can tell you at this moment.” A long and unpleasant silence followed until Alyx finally said “where is this private clinic?”. Happy that he could finally help, the doctor gave directions.

The bar became very quiet as the FBI took over and pointed all their gun power directly at the drunken GamersHood friends. Freakshow yawned and hardly gave the agents as much as a glance. Escape was still rolling on the floor, so unsteadily Adventure staggered her way to try and help, but stumbled and fell on top of her friend. Both where laughing and did not bother about FBI or guns or anything but a gum stuck in Escapes hair. Then, an agent leaps forward and tries to grab Lilliputt, but this only makes Freakshow act on instinct. Nobody really understood how all the agents where suddenly on the floor or how Frekshow was on top of the last one saying “I’m bored”. Finally the girls realised the gravity of the situation and gasped at the sight. What would happen next? The FBI team leader cried out and called back his people with the words “Ok, boys and girls, it’s over. The bill has been returned.” Becky took this in and smiled, “the work of Mistery”, she thought “the Bill of Rights has been returned”. “You!” said the FBI team leader, “have you ever considered to join the FBI? We could use someone like you.” And that is how Freakshow became an FBI agent.
The GamersHood gang were laughing and singing merrily as they somehow got back to Freakshows house. They had a good nights sleep and the next morning they said their goodbyes. Becky the wolf thought she might join them later on but said she really needed to finish something. It turned out to be another one of those annoying riddles that had been lurking about her pit of late. “Uhm, Becky”, said Lili in confusion, “how can a riddle lurk.” “If it is attached to a slurp spider it can”, said Becky without as much as a blink. With Hyper still on her head she entered the world of GamersHood and disappeared.
Next stop on their travel was Murph in Cincinnati. Now Escape was supposed to drive but since she was sort of indisposed, Lilliputt had the questionable honour of driving the car. Suddenly everybody was helping her out. “No you should go that way!” “What do you mean?! It must be to this side?” “Are you really sure you are keeping the speed limit?” “Look out, the car is getting too close”. Lilliputt was a carefree islander who didn’t really bother with such trivial details as to whether or not she was on the right side of the road, if she was driving with appropriate speed or even if she was going in the right direction. Somehow the other girls did seem to be very bothered about that. “How strange”, she thought to herself. Finally they reached the city of Cincinnati. As they drove into the city, Lilliputt let go of the steering wheel and cried, “LOOOK!! A bridge of food!”. Now letting go of the car during rush hour seemed to be a problem for the other girls. Lilliputt took hold of the wheel still excited “but look. That yellow bridge looks like MC Donald sign”. It really did and so Lilliputt got the girls to the bridge, though she was under the impression that it might be edible. Lilliputt stopped the car in the middle of the bridge and ran out to get a good bite. She managed to hurt her teeth badly before Escape could stop her to say the bridge was not made of fries or anything else edible for that matter. As Escape and Lilliputt returned to the car there were a strange noise coming out of the car. They opened it and Hyper jumped out. “But didn’t you go with Becky?”, Escape asked in disbelief. “I jumped at the speed of light and got myself in here. I’m such an unlucky fox”, he said unhappily. “There now”, said Adventure who came to see what was going on ”you can come with us and see Murph!”. She smiled. Hyper then jumped on Adventures head and settled down quietly.
Murph lived a bit outside of the city, in a quiet neighbourhood. As Murph opened the door her friends went “SURPRISE!!”. Happy at the sight of them all Murph welcomed them with a big hug. “So what are you doing here?” she asked. “We are going to see one a those games with them famous Bengals”. “Sure”, said Murph with a smile “anything for my friends, uhm but you might wanna get Hyper of Adventures head. I dunno if they will let us in otherwise”. To this Lilliputt had an idea and so they all went to the game with a blue hat that looked like a fox on their heads. “What’s that?” the guard at the door demanded. “It the Bengals blue charm.” Murph said innocently “you haven’t heard of our new charm?”. She looked at the guard as though he had lost his common sense. “Uhm, yes of course, you can pass.” Lili then whispered in Adventures ear “that clone service of Mistery sure can come in handy sometimes”. Adventure nodded and they all giggled as they went to take their seats.

----------> To be continued by EscapeGirl :D

EscapeGirl
10-14-2006, 09:18:55
Selena’s mom drove furiously to the airport, pushing the speed limit and weaving in and out of the traffic on the freeway the entire drive. When she arrived at the airport, she approached the ticket counter and asked to buy a ticket to Tibet, where Dr. Nayna’s clinic was located. “Tibet,” she thought, “how the heck did my daughter turn up in Tibet!?” As she waited for the plane to board, Alyx called Dr. Nayna’s clinic and asked to speak to her. Surprisingly, Dr. Nayna took the call.
“Hello?” she said. Alyx, not being sure where to begin replied, “Yes, my name is Alyx and I’m calling to check on my daughter who is apparently a patient there, Selena.” “Oh, er, um, of course,” replied Dr. Nayna as a thought struck her. “However, I am sorry to inform you that I am unable to release any information on her as she is not a minor. Unless you have power of attorney over her, I can give you no information.” Dr. Nayna was proud of her quick thinking. “WHAT!? I don’t care that my daughter’s 27 years old, she is still my daughter, and if she’s in a mental institution, I have the right to know about her condition!” Alyx screamed into the phone, the people at the airport glancing her way as she yelled. “Alyx, your daughter is suffering from ‘gamer horror ridiciulis’ and isn’t feeling quite like her…um…self.” “What do you mean!?” Alyx demanded. “Well, she’s feeling…well…like a whole other person,” Dr. Nayna answered truthfully. “And she’s exhausted, a bit….deflated, I guess you could say.” Alyx said, “Well, I’m at the airport, you tell my daughter I’m coming, and I’ll be there for her the whole time.” Dr. Nayna, sat upright in her seat, “NO! You can’t do that!” she answered abruptly, “Um…er….it would be devastating to her mental health…” “What? That’s bologna!! I think psychiatry is a bunch of hooey and is for loonies, anyway! I’m coming to see MY daughter!!” Alyx hollered into the phone before pushing the END button on her cell. Dr. Nayna heard the distinct click of being hung up on, and stared at the phone. “Oh God, she’s coming HERE…” she mumbled to herself, as her gaze shifted to the deflated clone across the room that was at one time, a clone of Selena/Escape.
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After the Bengals won the series, the stadium was full of celebration. The group of friends cheered, ate hot dogs, and drank beer and/or soda. Freakshow continued to seem disinterested in the whole thing as he played his PSP. Hyper jumped off Adventure’s head as they were leaving the stadium and landed in Escape’s popcorn. “Oh, no! I’m in a pot again.” Escape looked at him, one eyebrow raised, “Um, Hyper…you are in a popcorn bucket, not a pot.” Hyper looked around him at the fluffy popcorn. “Oh, nevermind,” he paused, “Can we stop somewhere and get some ramen? In a pot?” The group of friends looked at eachother, burst out laughing, and Lili petted Hyper and said, “Sure. We’ll pick you up some.” Hyper, seeming satisfied, jumped back onto Adventure’s head. “Rawr!” He growled before lying down, his fluffy fox tail wrapping across Adventure’s forehead. “Well, I have to take care of my new dog and go shopping with my two year-old, but I’ll try to catch up to you guys later.” They exchanged phone numbers. After they bought the ramen for Hyper, and put it in a pot, he hopped in and began to enjoy his lunch, slurping noodles. Adventure looked around when she heard the ‘slurp’ expecting to see another creepy Slurp Spider, before realizing it was just Hyper. “So, where are we going next?” asked Escape questioningly, as she looked at Lilliputt. “Weeeellllllll, I was thinkin’ maybe we could take a plane over to the United Kingdom, and visit Dazed. She’s my sister in arms, ya know!” “What about Jess?” asked a still tipsy Adventure. Escape, also still feeling the effects of the beer from the stadium said, “She’s visiting her family in Sweden. We can see her when we get to Europe.” Escape and Adventure hiccup simultaneously, and begin to giggle uncontrollably – again. The group, now very used to Adventure and Escape’s silly drunken outbursts, just shake their head, laugh and make them sit in the backseat on the way to the airport. When they arrive at JFK Airport in New York, Freakshow suddenly shows signs of life. His eyes begin darting back and forth at all the movement, and he puts away his PSP. Amazingly, everyone has just enough money in their pockets for a ticket to fly to Europe. Lilliputt looks at Lili, “Mistery…she always comes through for us,” as she thumbs through her recently discovered money. Once on the plane OneBun hops softly to her seat in the back of the plane and takes out her notepad. Freakshow gets excited and starts running down the aisle, “Good thing I’m in a good mood today!” he yells as he scrambles over people trying to place their luggage into the overhead bins. Hyper, jumps from Adventure’s head and lands in an overhead bin just as an elderly man shoves his heavy carry-on suitcase into the bin, squishing Hyper. “Ouch. Someone help me. I’m not in a pot, I’m in a bin!” Escape and Adventure have already begun harassing the confused flight attendants by asking for carrot rum, but quickly settle on helping themselves to whatever alcohol they can get from the drink cart when the attendants refuse to help them. Lilliputt and Lili, seeing all this confusion, shake their heads, and Lili tries to open the bin to help out Hyper. Hyper yells, “You can’t help me. There’s a spell on the bin.” Lili easily opens the bin, pulls out Hyper and shakes her head. Hyper, feeling defeated, “No, I’m an unlucky fox!” jumps out of her arms and scurries quickly under the feet of the other passengers, opens the lavatory door and hides. Lillputt and Lili quickly chase him through the mayhem of the other passengers, past the already drinking Adventure and Escape, and past Freakshow as he hangs from the overhead bin, upside down, and over to the lavatory. As they reach the door, they hear a toilet flush, and Hyper shriek. “Aah! I’m all blue!! I got flushed down the toilet!!” The door flies open and Hyper immediately bursts out and jumps onto Lilliputt’s head, the blue water dripping down his tail and onto Lilliputt’s forehead, then between her eyes. “Eeeww!! Hyper!” exclaims Lilliputt. Lili falls to the floor and begins rolling on the floor laughing. The angry and irritated flight attendants begin trying to take control of the rowdy group, and make them all take their seats.
Meanwhile, a very, very quiet OneBun sits in the back of the plane taking notes on everyone’s odd behavior. “Possiblity blue fox was not blue from birth, but blue from frequently flushing himself down airliner toilets.”
----------> To be continued by Lilliputt :D

Lilliputt
10-14-2006, 22:09:31
As Alyx finds a taxi to get to Lhasa City she realises that there might be a language barrier now that she is in a country where everyone speaks Tibetan. “I want to go to dr Nayna private clinic.” The confused driver looked at his passenger eyes wide open, “Yes miss?” and nodded his head. “It’s MRS and no, dr Naynas private clinic!” Alyx said and tried to show the address she had written on a note. The driver took the note and turned it up side down and looked as though he was trying to read. He gave it back with the words “yes, miss?”. As genuinely nice as the driver was, Alyx realised she could not get anywhere like this so she got out of the car and somehow found a shuttle to Lhasa city. In the shuttle she met some people who could speak English very well, but no one had ever heard of dr Nayna or her famous clinic. This was a draw back for a poor mothers heart. “How could a doctor so well reputed stay unknown in her own country”, she thought. She asked if there is an American embassy she could visit. “Of course there is an American Embassy”, said a man, “in Beijing”. He smiled. “But that is in China?”, Alyx replied and the man nodded and smiled. “I need to reach this private clinic that is supposed to be here, how do I do that?”. “You should try the Tourism Administrative Bureaus of Tibet Autonomous Region”, was the answer. “The Tourism of…”, she scribbled it down thanked the man and got of the shuttle. Somehow she made her way to the bureau’s offices. “Hello, I’m looking for the private clinic of dr Nayna”, she said as she grabbed hold of the first person she saw that seemed to be working there. “Aaah, you mean the famous doctor Nayna?” said the young man in a blue suite and tie. Finally someone that KNEW what she was talking about, “YES!!” she said in relief. “Why are you looking for her in our bureau?”, the man politely asked. At this point Alyx was about to explode but tried to put a strain on herself. “I am looking for her clinic and I was hoping that I could get some help to get there.” The man looked puzzled. “But she is a famous Swedish doctor, her practice is in Sweden. Why do you think we can help you get there?”. Alyx was absolutely shocked and tried to dig in her purse to get the note with the address. It said Tibet all right, but as she examined it further it also said “Sweden”. She was in the wrong country. She gave the note to the young man, “no”, he said and frowned ”this cannot be. Wait here.” Moments later he returned with a cup of nice warm coffee and a smile. “Somebody gave you the wrong information he said. Doctor Naynas private clinic is in Tibro in Sweden”.
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To the flight attendants relief the passengers took their seats and the airplane landed on Manchester International Airport without any major incidents, well, apart from when Hyper tried to sneak in to the pilots cabin. Lili caught him and then put him back into one of the overhead bins. “Im such an uuuunl…” the bin was shut because by then everyone knew what an unlucky fox he is and no one really wanted to hear it one more time. As they were exiting the gates Adventure and Escape were giggling, still tipsy from their drink, the Lillies were blossoming with their happy smiles, OneBun occupied herself with her notes and Freakshow was still on his psp. The two tipsy ladies might not have made such a good impression. While having hiccups Escape said: “I agreeeee” and putting her arm over Adventures shoulder she went on “witz myyyy friend here....Adventtir...”. She smiled vaguely, “we shouldz reeeeeeeaally viisitt Dazedaaaaaaaandclazed”. Adventure leaned toward her friend and smiled said, “ofcourrrrze!”. Now trying to get through customs with this unusual gang turned out to be a little difficult. “They should have gone as my luggage”, Lilliputt thought to her self and tried not to pay attention to her tipsy friends as they tried to get through customs. “Excuse me madam”, the officer said, “what is that on your head”. Adventure tried to stand straight and gave the officer a dim look,”…uhm…oh, thaz…whyyy, thaz addabee Hyperz. Itz a blue foksh…he zits on wolfsh headz, buuut nowz on mine…he, he”, she tried to smiled but lost her balance so she took a few steps to the right. “Why are therez twoz of ya?” she asked and pointed at the officer. “We are not two”, he abruptly cut himself off, ”I mean…errr..open your bags please.” He went through the luggage but found nothing of interest and this was also true for Escape. However the girls attitude had caused the customs officer to call the police. Then Freakshow showed his FBI badge that somehow appeared in his pocket and they got through more or less without any trouble. It was still amazing to Lilliputt how come nobody noticed the pink bunny taking notes while all that was going on. OneBun simply leaped her way through customs as if it was the most obvious thing for a pink bunny with a notebook to do.
The trip to Dazed from the airport was long enough and alcohol free enough for the girls to sober up a bit. As they reached her door they were greeted on the street while the cab driver helped them unload their stuff. As they made their way into her home Dazed asked “So what do you want to do?” Before Adventure and Escape had a chance to say clubbing, Lilliputt beat them by saying, “I want to see the museum with the Prehistoric Life Exhibition!”. Dumbfounded by this suggestion, the others murmured in agreement. For some reason Dazed found the suggestion or perhaps the reaction to the suggestion very funny and started to laugh.”All right” she said with a merry smile” so we’ll go to the museum and see the Prehistoric Life Exhibition. Are you sure you don’t wanna stop by the mental ward first?”. “Why”, said Lilliputt “I’m sure I don’t know what you mean!”, but her red face told it’s own tale.
The museum looked as museums usually do, quiet and full of stuff that nobody else can or will collect. OneBun did get some ideas about redecorations for her cellars. The Lillies tried to ignore her input and Dazed giggled at it while Adventure and Escape concentrated to walk straight though they seemed to have some problems with it. Freakshow had disappeared. FBI matter he had said and was off to visit Scotland Yard. As they reached the exhibition room were the dinosaur skeletons were displayed, Hyper who was still on Adventures head jumped up and started to sniff around the montage. OneBun was very disturbed at the sight of the gigantic skeleton and started to sniff around as though she might catch the scent of a hunter. She had no desire to end up on display. There was a whole in the wall, a vent, so she sneaked in feeling a lot safer and observed the room while taking notes. The Lillies stood with mouths wide opened and looked at the dinosaur skeleton, amazed at the sight of it. Hyper was running around in circles so Adventure tried to catch him but since she was not so steady on her feet, she tripped over herself and went crashing into the montage. Escape tried to help her friend only to follow into the huge skeleton. The whole thing came tumbling down while Lili, Lilliputt and Dazed froze at the disastrous sight. The girls didn’t get hurt, but laughed as the crawled up on their feet. “Ooops…” said Adventure. “OOOPS?! Whatta ya mean “ooops”?! You just managed to wreck a reconstruction of an extinct creature that is like a million years old and all you have ta say is “OOOOPS”?! That is not even a word!”, Lilliputt said furiously. Adventure and Escape blushed and suddenly became very interested at the pattern on the floor. OneBun of course found the mishap fascinating, and she filled her notebook with notes. Then she realised she would need a new one. As Lilliputt angrily glared at her friends Hyper crawled towards Lili. “I’m such an unlucky fox”, he said as he showed her a nasty bump on his head. “Oh, it was just a dumb old skeleton anyway”, said Dazed and then they hurried to get out of the Museum, while OneBun visited the bookshop to “borrow” a notebook. Finally out of there, Lili noticed that Hyper was trying to hide something. “What have you got there, Hyper”, she asked with a friendly smile. “It’s a big bone”, said Hyper and proudly showed off his new treasure.
Back at Dazed, they all had a good rest and then decided they really should go clubbing a little and so they did.

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EscapeGirl
10-15-2006, 13:03:22
Alyx went back to the airport to catch a plane to Sweden. Unfortunately, the last plane for the evening had just left, and she was stuck spending the night in an airport. Worried, flustered, and uncomfortable, she made herself a makeshift bed between three chairs and stretched out. Right before she nodded off, the tried hopelessly to remember what Selena had told her in their conversations in an attempt to find out what may have led Selena to this mental path of destruction. The doctor had said, “gamer horror ridiculis.” What could that be? Confused, but exhausted, she fell into a fitful asleep, knowing the next plane would not be for another 6 hours. She was awaked briefly in the third hour as a crowd gathered around a young man who was rolling on the floor laughing hysterically. She briefly thought, “God, if my daughter ever had that problem or did that in public, I’D think she were crazy. That guy needs to be committed!” She closed her eyes and went back to sleep as someone shouted, “Get up Sir Theme!”
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The group of friends hopped on a bus and rode down to Dazed’s favorite hangout and club for Saturday nights, the Sound Factory. As they waited outside, music could be heard echoing through the street. They finally made it to the front of the line, and walked into the club. Escape, now sober, looked at Freakshow, “How’d you get in? I know this is an over 21 club only.” Freakshow, glanced up from his PSP, which he had brought with him, “I’m F.B.I. I show the badge, and they don’t ask questions. Besides, I’m working with Scotland Yard on something. I’ll see ya later.” He headed into the shadows of club and disappeared. Adventure, again wearing Hyper as a blue fuzzy hat, complained that she wanted to hit the bar, and then dance floor as quickly as possibly, but she was feeling ridiculous with him on her head. She wouldn’t be able to toss her head back with each shot she took. Hyper rolled his eyes and “rawred” at her, grabbed his token exhibit bone from the museum, and hopped onto Lili’s head. “Thanks, Adventure,” Lili said as Hyper curled into a ball on her head. Then she chuckled and joined Adventure, Dazed, and Escape at the bar, as the trio had already started to drink. About an hour and half later, they were ready for the dance floor. OneBun, who had seated herself at the end of the bar for observing purposes, mindlessly chomped away on a carrot as she watched the girls stumble and almost fall as they attempted to get off their bar stools. They staggered toward the dance floor, and Dazed looked at Lilliputt, Lili, Adventure, and Escape and said, “I’lllll beeee rigghhht – hiccup - uupz theree,” and she pointed to a cage suspended from the ceiling. Before anyone could say anything, she disappeared into the crowd. Adventure put one arm around Escape and one around Lili and stammered, “Let’s gooo girrrlzzzzz. Leeet’s shooow *hiccup* them howta daaannce.” They all giggled and started to continue their drunken path to the dance floor, OneBun hopping soberly behind them. No one seemed to even notice the pink bunny hopping through the crowd, taking notes. Suddenly, the music stopped and a disco ball lowered from the ceiling, and everyone looked up. The raised dance floor was empty, and a spotlight appeared. Intrigued, Lilliputt and Lili stopped walking, and Adventure and Escape continued on, mostly unaware. All of a sudden disco music came over the sound system, and a figure appeared in the spotlight. Lilliput’s jaw dropped and Lili’s eye’s lit up, as they saw Darknight, dressed in his usual suit, though this time it was covered with silver sequins. It was so bright that you almost had to turn away from it. Darknight began disco dancing on the stage. Everyone, including Adventure and Escape, watched him as he wowed the crowd with his wild, and outdated, disco dancing. When the song was over, everyone started dancing again, and the usual music returned. Adventure and Escape danced several songs before heading back to the bar for more drinks. “She’s gonna fall!!! Somebunny *wink, wink* do something!!!” someone from the crowd shouted. Everyone, except the very wasted Adventure and Escape looked up to the cage where an equally wasted Dazed hung upside down from the cage bars. “Looks aaaaat meeee!!!” she yelled, and then her leg slipped. Darknight, appeared so suddenly, it seemed as though he had warped there, and caught Dazed before she hit the floor. “Whaja do daaat foor?” Dazed asked, not even aware of the danger she had been in. Darknight, still in his silver sequined suit and always the gentleman, set her down on a chair, bowed slightly, and backed away into the shadows. Lilliputt and Lili, who was still wearing Hyper, hurried over to Dazed. “Are you okay!?” asked Lili. “Whatcha talkin’ about? The sequined bat made meee stttopppp dancinn’ It’s noot fairrr!” answered Dazed. Hyper, looking up for just a moment said, “You’re a lucky person. Not like me. No one would’ve helped me.” Then he went back to sleep. OneBun, shocked at the silver sequined Bat and the latest development quickly took more notes in her new “borrowed” notebook. “It’s time to go. Come on everyone,” said Lilliputt very worried about Dazed and trying to figure out a way to control Adventure’s, Escape’s, and Dazed’s drinking problems. As they were leaving the bar, Freakshow joined them. “Did I miss anything?” he asked not looking up. Lili just shook her head, and they helped the three drunks into a taxi. OneBun climbed into the front seat, and the taxi driver didn’t seem to mind, or even notice, the pink bunny sitting next to him as she took notes.
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Lilliputt
10-15-2006, 23:40:47
Sir Theme rose to his feet. There was something familiar about that strange lady all crawled up on some airport seats. Of course she had the same look as all the other travellers that were gawking at him, but still. She turned to sit and motioned for him to come forward. "Do you now my daughter Selena?" she said with out introducing her self. Sir Theme had to analyse this since in his data on human communication suggestion a proper greeting phrase, but this human for some reason seemed to think there was no need for it. Puzzled sir Theme answered "Has Selena ever visited GamersHood?". "I think so, why, do you know of it?" the lady asked inquisitively. "I do", sir Theme said frankly "does your daughter have a user name?" "Uhm, yes I guess, it's Landscape or Mindscape or....err...well, something with "scape" in it anyway". Sir Theme accessed data of all known players of Gamers Hood. "Escape?", he finally suggested. "Yes" the lady said and finally smiled, "do you know her?". "Oh, yes", sir Theme said glad to be of help, "she is the nicest cat I know". This answer did not seem however to please the lady as much. "I'm gettin? really tired of this. All I want to know is if you can find her for me. She is supposed to be in Sweden at dr Naynas private clinic." Sir Theme processed this data and came up with the logical solution. "I can have Mistery the alien beam us up on her space ship and then beam us down to this dr Naynas private practice. Would you like some carrot rum on the way?" Sir Theme didn't really notice that Escapes mother was bothered by his suggestion and tried to adjust herself so she would sit a little further from him. She looked around to see if anyone was observing her talk with this Maniac. Sir Theme got up and said "if we go out now I could hide a little and transform to my spider self. Then all you have to do is climb up on my back and we can rush to the spot were Mistery can beam us up. It would be easier for her if we do it that way". "This boy is a raving lunatic and my daughter just might have something to do with him. Is she really this mad to?", Alyx tried to compose herself as she thought of this, struggling to make some sense of it all. She didn't really resist as sir Theme took her by the hand and lead her to the exit. "What was that?" she thought as they turned a corner, "but...it looked just like a ...pink bunny taking notes." She rejected the thought as just a delusion from having slept so little. "Why were you rolling on the floor?" she asked hoping to get an answer that would make more sense than she had got so far. "Oh, that!" said sir Theme, "it was just the GH virus that got to my system. You might have heard OneBun the pink bunny call out for me." This was too much for Alyx so she fainted and the next thing she knew, she woke up at dr Naynas private clinic.

Suddenly OneBun jumped out of the car and out on the street. There was a man hole nearby so she somehow removed the cover and jumped in. The gang was too tired to realise what had happen, they arrived at Dazed place and got some much needed sleep. In the morning they decided they should go to visit miss Holland and then see Mistery and her space base in Switzerland. For some reason Lilliputt insisted she would swim her way to Europe through the English Canal. No matter how the others insisted, she was being very stubborn about it. Somehow they got to Dover and where Lilliputt prepared for her big swim. Now that she was there the water did seem different from the beautiful Ocean of Knowledge that she was used to. It was odd to her that it actually looked cold. She took a few steps into the water and froze. Maybe it was not a good idea after all. The others had already checked in on a ferry so Lilliputt stood in the water all alone. She started to swim and got pretty far out into the water when it somehow seemed to arise from under her. She had somehow managed to get on to an enormous turtle like creature. "Need a hand?" said GamersHood, and Lilliputt smiled and said "Whohooo! Let's conquer the waves and reach Calais." GamersHood was used to the loony members of his planet, so he simply smiled and swam carrying Lilliputt on his back. The friends were reunited and they where all shocked to see that Lilliputt had beat them to Calais. "How did you do that?" said Lili. "Oh a friend gave me a hand but sadly he couldn't stay with us". "Your dragons are at it again huh?" said Escape. "Well, dragon might not be the best description", Lilliputt replied cryptically.
All they had to do now was finding their way to miss Holland. "It is very simple", said Lilliputt, "we just go this way" she said and started to walk. The others wouldn't move and then Adventure said "Lilliputt, that's the south, we should probably head north." Lilliputt returned blushing and so soon enough they found their way to miss Hollands home after a long and slightly boring bus trip. Miss Holland answered the door and was shocked by the surprise. There they were, Adventure with Hyper the unlucky fox on her head, Lilliputt the carefree Carrot Islander, Lili the intelligent ceramic figurine and... and ...ESCAPE?!". Miss Holland held her breath for a moment, "but your clone?". She cut herself off. The gang was very surprised they didn't at once receive the big hug they thought they would get. "You don't wanna hug?", Lillputt said disappointed and so miss Holland regained her self from the shock and they hugged. Miss Holland could then explain the predicament that dr Nayna was in and it was decided they should all together go and see Mistery. Just as they were about to leave the pink bunny turned up. "Where have you been?", said Adventure. "Oh had to go to Tibet, but I am back now". "Tibet?", said Lilliputt, "you mean on the other side of the world TIBET??". "Yes", said OneBun and started to sniff around because she thought there was a familiar scent like...carrots. "How did you do that?" Lili asked puzzled. Starting to nibble on a fresh carrot she somehow found and "borrowed" she said "I'm kinda good at digging. Did anything happen while I was away?". With that she had her notebook and started to carefully study the surroundings.


----------> To be continued by EscapeGirl :D

EscapeGirl
10-16-2006, 08:52:59
The group of friends decided it would be best to go to a nearby internet caf&#233;, contact Mistery, and then go to a hill nearby so she could beam them all up and back to Gamershood Planet. Escape was in a very large hurry to get back to Dr. Nayna’s clinic so that her mom would not go crazy upon seeing the lump of rubber, that was once her clone, deflated in the corner of Dr. Nayna’s clinic.
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Alyx found herself in the waiting room sitting next to the odd gentleman who had called himself Sir Theme and said he could sometimes be transformed into something called a Slurp Spider, though he was normally a logical robot. “What happened?” she mumbled, holding her forehead. “You fainted.” Sir Theme answered matter-of-factly. “Your human mind was clearly unable to comprehend your current predicament. But you should no longer worry, you should be seeing your daughter shortly.” Alyx got up, her legs still feeling wobbly, and got herself a cup of water from the water cooler in the corner. The cool water was very refreshing. Sir Theme, addressing Alyx, said, “Please do excuse me, I am being summoned by the Alien, Mistery, as she needs me to help gather the butterfly, the disco bat, the blossoming Lilli’s, the blue fox, the FBI agent, and the pink note-taking bunny, along with the rest of them for an urgent meeting at Gamershood Planet. Before Alyx could say anything he exited through the side door. His message from Mistery, Sir Theme noted, was definitely an urgent one. Mistery had to locate Escape and beam her back to Dr. Nayna’s office right away, and she needed the others immediately for their next round of injections so that mass ‘rolling on the floor laughing’ did not occur while they were traveling Europe.
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As the group entered the Internet Caf&#233;, they began to get odd stares from the other patrons. “What were they looking at?” thought Lilliputt, as she glanced at her friends. Then she realized…they weren’t looking completely human anymore. Lili’s face had become ceramic, Escape had grown a tail and cat ears, Miss Holland had gotten an exceptionally long nose, and Adventure had small delicate wings beginning to protrude from her back. They were becoming in the ‘real’ world the way they were in Gamershood. Everyone had a humorous smile on their face, as though they would burst out laughing at any moment. It even appeared to Lilliputt that the patrons of the caf&#233; were maybe even seeing the glowing pink bunny chewing on the baby carrot nearby! “Come on guys, we gotta hurry!” she exclaimed as she realized the urgency of the situation. Adventure and Escape looked at eachother and began to laugh at nothing in particular. Lili, seeing them laughing for no reason, also began to laugh. The very serious Darknight, who had appeared out of nowhere and no longer wearing his silver sequined suit, also began to laugh. Dazed, too hungover to be laughing, walked over to Lilliputt as she searched to contact Mistery. Luckily her favorite alien was online and acknowledged her quickly. There was no time for more traveling, and no time to go to a hill. Mistery asked Lilliputt to take the elevator to the top of the building so she could bring in her spaceship and beam them in all at one time. Lilliputt, with Hyper still sleeping on her head, gathered the group, and tried to speak to them seriously. She was finally able to get them to listen and they headed for the fire escape outside, climbed it and safely reached the top of the building. “Okay…Mistery should be here any moment…” said Lilliputt softly as she looked into the sky. “Did you ask her to bring a really, big aspirin for my hangover?” groaned Dazed as she covered her eyes from the sunlight. As OneBun, Lilliputt, Dazed, Freakshow, Darknight, Lili, and Miss Holland all stared at the sky, Adventure and Escape walked over to the edge of the building and looked at the street below. They had been drinking carrot rum from flasks they had kept hidden from the others. “Drinking problem…Hmph!” said Adventure as she took another swig. “Do you remember us flying at Gamershood Hotel? Let’s do that again.” Escape said. They looked at eachother, broke down into complete laughter, and simultaneously jumped off the side of the three-story building. “We’re Flyyyyyiiinnnnng!!” Adventure yelled. Everyone heard her yell and saw the two jump from the side of the building. At that very instant, a bright light from a large ship above beamed down covering everyone, including Adventure and Escape who had almost reached the ground. They all appeared in Mistery’s ship. They were all surprised to not only see all the members of the Gamershood gang awaiting their arrival: Mistery, Sir Theme, Maniac, Beanman, Becky, Ace, Slimy Jim (donut in hand), Sammy, Doglover, 'Doctor' Nayna, and the rest of the gang sitting at a long dining table covered with food, but also saw a woman sipping carrot rum and a chimpanzee eating a banana. Escape, shocked to see her mom and boss there, exclaimed, “MOM! Oh my God! What are you doing here!?!” Then she glanced at her boss, “Don!?” The group all began to laugh at the very serious, yet drunk expression on Escape’s face. She hugged her mom hello, and everyone started chatting and enjoying the cuisine that Chef Becky had prepared for them. Even Mistery was satisfied with her plate of cat hair that Becky had sheared off her cats from room 998 in the Gamershood Hotel. Adventure, laughing at a joke told by Lili, fell out of her chair and rolled on the floor laughing. Shortly after, everyone was laughing uncontrollably and not a single chair was filled, as everyone was rolling on the floor laughing. Mistery, who had begun her alien dance on the tabletop, decided not to ask OneBun to inject the group with the serum, because rolling on the floor laughing was too much fun! Darknight soon joined Mistery on the table disco dancing, as Freakshow took over the job as DJ and bartender, and the Gamershood family, their guests Alyx and Escape’s boss, Don, partied and danced the night away.


:alc: THE END :alc:

Mistery
10-16-2006, 21:00:11
On a Sunday morning, all the GamersHood Planet residents gathered in the Big Room of GH Hotel, to have a huge breakfast together. Of course different dishes had to be prepared, but Becky, the Chef de Cuisine had thought of everybody. They were enjoying their breakfast, spilled a lot of coffee and milk, and afterwards they decided to go on a trip to the Google Mountains. Becky howled, with Hyper on her head: "Ahhhh Wooo, now everybunny get up and let's go!"
At this moment Adventure and Doglover stared at each other, and asked simultaneously: "Apropos everybunny, where is OneBun? We haven't seen her for a while now!"
There was silence in the room and everyone realised that this was true, OneBun had not shown herself for a few days now. So they decided to look for her first. They marched lock-step to Bunny Island which was also known as GamEscape Island. They started to shout and call: "OneBun, where are you?!? Are you here???", but there was no answer. Lili discovered a hole in the ground and said: "This must be one of the entries to OneBun's basement. Let's get in." Escape was afraid to climb down, but Darknight explained her that he will take care of the ladies, so that none of them had to be scared. He entered the hole and then helped all the ladies to climb down. After Adventure, Becky with Hyper on her head, Lilli, lili, Doglover, Dazed, Murph, Escape, Hollandgirl and Mistery had safely arrived in the huge basement, the rest of the group jumped down (Freakshow, Sir Theme, BeanMan, Maniac, bread, Slimy Jim, bige, bobin and Vault). They followed the crooked tunnels, and finally came to a huge place filled with carrots, carrot rum, and staples of notes. Something was moving under one of the staples, and Darknight decided to go to see what it was. But Murph exclaimed: "Once a pirate, always a pirate, I'm going with you!", so both approached the moving pile very slowly and carefully, lifted it, and cried out: "It's OneBun! We have found her!"
Everyone gathered around OneBun, who had tears in her eyes and seemed to be ashamed and sad. "What's wrong with you", Doglover asked. "Nothing.", OneBun answered, but all knew that there was something wrong. Lilli tried again: "OneBun, why did you hide here for a long time? Is anything wrong?", and Adventure ran to the sad pink bunny with a bottle of carrot rum and said: "Drink this OneBun, it helps."
OneBun looked up with tears in her eyes, took the bottle and drank of the carrot rum. She was hesitating, but finally started to talk: "I... I have a ... huge... problem. During the last couple of days I have developed a graphophobia, and I'm scared to write anything. I have lost the meaning of my existence.", and this said, she bitterly started to cry.
Escape hugged her and said: "No, OneBun, don't tell things like that. The meaning of your life is not taking notes, it's being our friend, you see?"
But OneBun shook her head and said: "I need to get rid of this graphophobia. But I have no idea how."
It was very quiet, and everybody was thinking about possible solutions. Suddenly Murph had an idea, and whispered something in Becky's ear. Becky nodded.

Lilliputt
10-16-2006, 21:01:53
Becky sat herself close to the unhappy bunny and said “I’m gonna teach you how to howl.” Now, to suggest that howling could have any effect on graphophobia would have probably been ludicrous in any other situation. But here they were, a wolf that could cook dinner for her friends, an alien with a space ship, a talking cat, a butterfly and so on. Perhaps howling was just the thing a pink bunny needed to get over her predicament. To support their dear bunny all the friends started to howl under the supervision of Becky the wolf. Adventure and Escape had sneaked off earlier to retrieve some barrels of carrot rum they had hidden in OneBuns cellar. Now and then they sipped a bit while listening to Beckys instructions. As the lesson went on two voices howled louder then anyone else, that of Adventure and Escape with a little help from their rum. OneBun tried the best she could but she didn’t think it worked very well. “It might be that you need a higher pitch”, said Becky and from one of those unknown sizes of her pockets she picked up a disposable helium cylinder. “Try it” she suggested, but OneBun Seemed unwilling, so to show how to do it Becky inhaled some of the gas. Sounding like a little smurf she again tried to hand the cylinder to OneBun. “Try it”, she said encouragingly “it really helps”. Under normal circumstances OneBun would have thrown herself over her notebook and scribbling away about a wolf that inhales helium to help her howls, but now she only looked unhappy at the round object before her. Then Lilliputt stepped forward, “Oh, all ya need is a dictaphone, then you don’t have ta write anything.” This suggestion did seem to have a positive effect on the pink bunny and sure enough, Mistery had just the thing that she beamed down from her ship. But as OneBun tried to use the dictaphone it turned out it could not register colour or movement. OneBun looked even more depressed. “…so, ya dontz…have a …*hickup* …vidieocamrrraz.. ? *hickup*…”, blurted Adventure. Now that was an idea but sadly Misterys video camera was on maintenance. Then sir Theme said “I can act as a camera” and he kneeled before OneBun who turned his head left and right. But it was of no use. The smells and impressions and most importantly emotions could not be recorded. Lili then said “I think that OneBun has graphophobia because the virus is not spreading fast enough.” "Excuse me?!”, said Lilliputt, “what are you talking about?”. “Well, if OneBun is the symptom of the virus and she has graphophobia, that means she cannot appear as a symptom of the virus. In other words it is not spreading”, Lili explained. “My data is insufficient at this point”, Mistery said in thought, “but it does not compute that the virus has anything to do with this”. So the friends set out to find the virus. Lilliputt thought that if they ever did find the virus, maybe they could ask it why it wasn’t spreading.

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Mistery
10-16-2006, 21:06:29
But where should they look for the virus? Everyone started to walk into different directions as soon as they arrived at the surface, but suddenly Sir Theme shouted: "STOP!", and all the loony friends froze and turned around. "This is a too important issue, and we have to organize it first", the robot explained, and Mistery nodded confirming this logical information. Adventure exclaimed: "Yesssss, go ooorganisationnnn, dazzz gooood!", and Freakshow and Slimy Jim as experienced officers started to make plans, and draw maps.
Meanwhile Escape jumped on a tree. Hyper tried to follow her but slumped and landed on a cactus under the tree. "I'm such an unlucky fox", he stated. Lilli and Becky started to pull out the spines that were stuck all over in Hypers body, and the wolf just asked: "How is it possible that the spines are stuck everywhere, in your feet, on your side, on your back, in your face?", and Hyper answered: "I don't know how it happened."
The rest of the group took care of OneBun who was still very sad. Lili asked her if she could feel in which direction the virus might be. The pink bunny started to turn slowly, shook her head, went on turning around, and all of a sudden she whispered: "I feel something." "Where?!? What?!?`", everyone asked. "I feel some kind of a connection if I turn to this direction", the bunny explained. "The virus might be in this direction, then", Sir Theme reasoned. But Freakshow and Slimy Jim seemed to be worried and explained that according to their maps, they had to cross Slurp Spider Island if the had to go in that direction. The alien decided to beam up the group on her spaceship and make a scan for the virus in the announced direction in order to avoid the slurp spiders, but she wasn't able to find her beaming device. A feverish search followed, but the device was gone.
Suddenly Maniac began to dance around and chuckled. Mistery asked him what was so funny in that serious situation, and Maniac explained her his idea. Mistery smiled and walked over to Darknight. "Could I borrow your cape for a moment, please?" Darknight of course wanted to help but since he felt naked if he didn't wear his cape, he hid behind a tree and threw the cape to Mistery. The alien then took her small object cloning device and made some copies of the black cape. Then she returned Darknight the cape, so that he could put it on and join them again.
Mistery announced to the curious group: "Now, that we have to cross Slurp Spider Island, we have to act like slurp spiders in order not to attract any attention. Therefore, two and two go together, and crawl on all fours. According to my calculations, this gives 8 legs each. Each group of two will be covered by a black cape. And we need to make some slurping sound." So everybody got on all fours in groups of two, and they were covered by the black capes. They started to crawl into the announced direction and exercized slurping sounds.

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Lilliputt
10-16-2006, 23:27:38
“Err…Mistery, may I ask you something?” Lilliputt asked in confusion. “Sure”, said Mistery from under another cape, but Lilliputt couldn’t tell which one. As she clumsily tried to follow her sister in arms speed Lilliputt said, “if we are going to cross Spider Island shouldn’t we also cross the Sea of Knowledge. I mean we are now on Bunny Island so…” she drifted off because keeping the pace of Dazed turned out to be quite exhausting. “I know what you mean,” said Mistery, “we will use the portals”. “But that’s just it”, said the little islander while trying to catch her breath, “there is no portal on Slurp Spider Island”. The group made an abrupt halt so that one team after another stumbled on each other. They all lay in a heap and by coincidence Darknight and Escape ended up face to face. Although still slightly tipsy Escape did have a clear memory of the hero trying to hide behind the tree underneath her. She blushed, but Darknight did not understand why since he never knew that Escape had seen him. He smiled and said “I’ll wear a plated armour suite next time” as he thought of the abrupt halt that caused them all to fall on each other. At this Escape started to laugh frantically and started to roll on the ground. “Is there a problem?”, sir Theme inquired while Escape was laughing. “It seems we cannot use the portal to get to Slurp Spider Island”, Mistery answered while Escape still could not stop laughing. “And why is that?” asked Slimy Jim. Everybody except Escape who was still laughing turned their heads towards Lilliputt. “….err…weeeeeeell, ya seee…he,he, OneBun kinda sorta “borrowed” something from there once. She told me it was for a study.” “What did she borrow” Freakshow asked and raised an eyebrow.”Oh, uhm nothin’ much….maybe it could have been important to ‘em, I dunno….ok, so it was an egg”. “AN EGG??”, Lili the intelligent ceramic figurine said. “Yes weeeeell…actually, she sorta “borrowed” two” Lilliputt added. “You mean that crazy bunny stole TWO slurp spider eggs??” Doglover blurted out. As the group stood silent and Escape tried hard to restrain herself to chuckles and giggles, Lilliputt stared at the ground in front of her. “The slurp spiders got a little upset and…well,” she said feeling even more silly, “ they sorta ate the portal.” “And how do you know all this?” BeanMan asked. “Cuz I sorta suggested it and we kinda went together…” Lilliputt said silently. This unforeseen turn of events made Mistery and sir Theme recalculate their possible options. “Well”, said Mistery, “We will just have to cross the Sea of Knowledge then”. “How?” Lilliputt wondered. “Well, we walk of course,” said the alien feeling a little irritated at the carefree little islander. The group dropped their jaws at this. “Uh, Mistery, you do know people cannot walk on water right?”, Dazed said. “Why not?” said Mistery, “It is very easy, you just levitate over it.” Mistery said simply. “Now see, we do not levitate. In water, we sink” said miss Holland. So the gang started to build boats, but Lilliputt could not understand the purpose of that. She took Dazed, her sister in arms aside and also Becky the wolf. “Don’t you think it better to cross the sea on dragons instead of wasting time to build rafts”. They agreed that Lilliputts idea was good and so she sang the dragon song to call for her friends. The whole family of dragons came and so the whole gang crossed the Sea of Knowledge on fire breathing dragons.
Meanwhile OneBun was still on Bunny Island feeling sorry for herself. In an attempt to cheer herself up she had “borrowed” an item from Mistery. Little did she know it was the missing beaming device. Normally she would have picked it apart to examine it, make some interesting notes and filed it in her collectors cabinet but she only turned it over and over not really knowing what to do with it.

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Mistery
10-17-2006, 10:21:38
Suddenly, as they were flying above the Sea of Knowledge, some spaceships appeared and started to aim at the dragons. "What is going on here?!?", Doglover exclaimed. Mistery explained: "These are the Antidragonians, they are attacking the dragons sometimes. I don't know the exact background though, need more data."
The dragons had to avoid the ships, so they turned around, flew up and down, when finally the whole group lost hold of the dragons, and fell down screaming and yelling. There was a huge splashing sound when they hit the water. Fortunately nobody got hurt. But the Sea of Knowledge had a very strong effect on each of them, their knowledge and understanding of the world started to grow. "Wow, wow!!!", they exclaimed, and were completely exalted.
"I know where the virus is!", Slimy Jim shouted, and everybody joined: "Yes, we know it, too!!! Yes, hahaha!!!" Meanwhile the spaceships disappeared again, and the dragons took the group on their backs again. The GamersHood Planet residents showed to way to the virus, and they were flying above the Slurp Spider Island, the Worm Island, the Robot Island, and the RIDDLER!!!! Island. When they arrived at their final destination near the virus, they thanked the dragons for their help.
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OneBun was turning around the strange device and pushed some buttons. All of a sudden she found herself on Misterys spaceship. "Oh", she thought to herself, "nobunny is here, so I'm the captain", and she started to giggle. She went to the control room, where some clones and robots were at their work. Since they were not infected by the virus, they could not see the pink bunny. OneBun soon realised that she was invisible to the clones and robots and had a funny idea. She went to the kitchen and took some carrots, searched for some glue, and then she walked back to the control room. She jumped in front of the huge main screen and glued the carrots on it spelling the word "BOO!". The clones and robots froze, tried to process the data, but since it was not possible to come to a logical explanation, they got short-circuited, and remained frozen. OneBun turned around to see the effect of her joke, but was terrified when she saw what she had done. She sat down in a corner, nibbled on the remaining carrots and hoped for a good idea.
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The group approached the entrance of a cave, where they suspected the location of the virus. Only Darknight was annoyed because his cape was still wet and the water was dripping from it. Escape suggested him to take it off and hang it to dry, and she started to giggle. Darknight froze, and as a result of the bath in the Sea of Knowledge, he suddenly realised that Escape was sitting on the tree looking down on him when he had taken off his cap. He shouted at the cat: "What have you done?!?". Escape blushed and her fur turned into a dark red color. She looked on the floor, and started to dig a hole where she could hide. The others did not notice this incident and continued their way towards a huge rock. And they had been right: The virus sat in a crevice, and was whining. The group gathered around the crevice and happily greeted the virus: "Finally, we have found you! There is a huge problem. OneBun has got a graphophobia, and we suppose that it is because you are not spreading. What's wrong, why aren't you spreading anymore?" The virus answered in a wheepy voice: "Can't you see it? I'm stuck here. Please, help me to get out!". Freakshow grabbed the virus and started to pull it out, while the virus screamed: "Noooo, stoooop it, it huuuuurts!!!" Becky jumped next to Freakshow and said: "Let it go! We have to find another solution."
Meanwhile Adventure took out a bottle of carrot rum and went on a search for Escape. "Scape, mi frend, where r youuuu?", when she noticed a hole and took a closer look. She saw a red furry something and asked: "Hyyyper, s that youuuu?" Escape looked up with teary eyes and said: "No, it's me, Escape. I'm very ashamed." Adventure gave her the bottle of rum and said: "Here, driiiiiinggg, that hulps *hiccup*, heeelps." Darknight, who remained hidden behind a tree near the rock, braced himself, and joined the group. There was a very important task to accomplish, and he decided to overcome his shame. He examined the virus that was pretty badly stuck in the crack, and seemed to be very worried.

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Mistery
10-17-2006, 20:09:13
(Upon agreement with Lilliputt, I add a side-story before she continues the main story)

-----Meanwhile in the Other World also known as Parallel Reality:----

The company Brick & Partners, located in Philadelphia, needed new electrical doors. The boss, Howard Brick, charged one of his best employees to take care of this problem. This employee, a tall man with short brown hair, made some phonecalls, and finally found a company that offered automated doors of a very good quality to acceptable conditions: Robo-Doors Inc. A very experienced staff member was sent to Philadelphia to meet the mandatary of Brick & Partners. The two men met at the airport in the early morning, and drove to the head office of Brick & Partners. They talked about different designs, and possible innovations, and suddenly it was noon. The mandatary of Brick & Partners invited the guest for lunch at the best restaurant in Philadelphia. After they had ordered their favorite dishes, and also a bottle of wine, the mandatary said: "Phew, this was a hard morning. But let's forget about our jobs until this afternoon. Tell me, do you have a family?" The guest from Robo-Doors Inc. answered: "Yes, I have a wife and two children. And you?" The other man shook his head and said: "No children, but I'm married. It must be funny sometimes with the children, right? But well, my wife and me are laughing a lot lately." "You do? My wife and me have also had a funny time for a while now. Well, with the kids it's sometimes a challenge, but they can make you laugh sometimes. My wife is a member in a community and tells me about it a lot, it's much fun, yes."
The waiter brought the wine, and they rose their glasses and smiled at each other: "Cheers!" Their meal was put in front of them, and they began to eat. The man from Philadelphia said: "I've thought about what you said before about a community. My wife is also a member of an odd online community, and we laugh a lot when she is quoting posts from there." The guest stared at him and asked: "Is it possible that you are talking about GamersHood?", when the other man started to laugh: "That can't be true, hahaha! Yes, I'm talking about GamersHood Planet! So who is your wife?" The employee from Robo-Doors Inc. snorted with laughter, and said: "It's Mistery, hahaha! And .... hahaha, your wife?". "OneBun!", the other man almost fell from his chair from laughing, and started to cough because some potatos got stuck in his throat. "You have a really crazy wife", the guest giggled. "Well, pretending to be an alien with a spaceship isn't better at all.", the other man replied, and his face suddenly turned serious. "But... a wife who is a pink bunny constantly taking notes and at the same time a symptom... I mean, this is REALLY weird", the guest explained, and his smile disappeared.
The two men stared at each other and seemed to be a little angry. "Yes, but using a beaming device, doing an alien dance, eating cats for breakfast, and drinking tmani juice is much much much worse!!!!", OneBun's husband shouted. Every guest in the restaurant stared at the two men who seemed to be inflamed with rage. But the angry husbands didn't notice that they were watched by so many other people. "Yes, yes, sure! That IS FUNNY! But being an invisible pink bunny symptom nibbling carrots and taking notes IS JUST CRAZYYYY!!!"
A man approached the table with the disputing men, and asked: "Mistery and OneBun? So you are their husbands? Ah, that's funny. I know the loony bin gang, too." "Who are you?", the two husbands asked. "I'm Adventure's hubby, hihihi! Now stop fighting. I mean... they are all just crazy, but in a good way, aren't they?", the third man asked with a wink.
The anger was gone, and Adventure's hubby was invited to seat at their table. They began to tell about the stories which were told them by their wives. Fifteen minutes later they snorted with laughter, and just minutes later, they fell from their chairs, one after the other, and started to roll on the floor laughing. The waiter stood next to them and shouted: "Get up!!! What are you doing here?!? Get uuuuup!!! I will call the police!!!"
So the three new friends braced themselves, payed the bill, and left the restaurant. Since they wanted to hear more about the stories that the others have heard of, they decided to go to the circus, where the special clown day was held, so that they could laugh and ROFL without attracting too much attention. After that, Adventure's and Mistery's hubbies returned to their hotels, and OneBun's husband went home to tell his wife about the funniest day of his life.
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Lilliputt
10-17-2006, 23:12:10
Freakshow stubbornly held on to the tiny little arm of the virus no matter what Becky told him. He pulled and pulled. Suddenly he fell back and landed on the rocky ground with the torn off arm in his hand. “What are you doing?!” Becky exclaimed. “Well I was only trying to help”, said Freakshow still puzzled by the little arm he had in his hand. “Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!”, said the virus, “you really thought that was ME!”. Mistery turned around as if the voice came from another direction. “That is not you?”, she asked. “That is a dummy doll”, the virus explained. “Oh”, said Mistery, “I’m so sorry if we just tore up your inner self.” Realising that she had just learned that dolls are not inner selves, she almost bit her tongue. “Ha, ha , ha! Oh, you are so good at multiplying me”, said the virus “Thank you!”, said Mistery in confusion, “Uhm, may I ask where you are, then?”. “I thought a logical creature such as your self ought to know that a virus is of a microscopic size and cannot be pulled out of a crevice.” “Then why did you call out for help?” Freakshow said harshly still holding the little doll arm in his hand. “Because it was funny! Practical joke you know”. Here they were, with the virus they had fought to find and it was actually playing a joke on them. “Will you tell us where you are”, Mistery said impatiently. “I’m in the realm of viruses of course”, the virus said simply, “I’m just now inside your heads, all of your heads.” “WHAT THE HELL!” Doglover shouted, “Are you telling me I’m hearing voices?!”. “That’s right”, said the virus. Mistery tried to process this information. It seemed to her that the virus had some sort of telepathic abilities. Somehow she thought of the virus as though it was communicating with them with a very wide grin. “So, I suppose you are not stuck and that means that you can help us, “ she said finally. “No”, said the virus, “I am stuck, but in this realm.” Suddenly it’s tone of voice changed and it didn’t sound like it was joking any more. “Well, what happened?” Maniac asked, “Yeah”, said Beanman I want to know too. “Can you tell us?” asked miss Holland. “Well, I was minding my own business spreading my self around like any good virus should when suddenly I walked in to a war between worms and slurp spiders. It was a very unpleasant ordeal as you can imagine,” the virus made a dramatic pause, but since nobody seemed to understand it the virus continued, “as they were fighting I’m almost sure we got scanned by something and then some of the worms disappeared. Well, I thought nothing of it at first but then the emptiness that seemed to swallow them came closer and closer.” Another dramatic pause and more impatient coughs, “as I stood there not knowing what to do. Suddenly a Trojan Horse appeared and swooped me away from the emptiness. Gently it let me down here and as I turned to thank the horse it was already on it’s way somewhere else. Now I have been isolated in the realm of viruses and I need help to get out.” The virus fell silent. “Well”, said Doglover, “that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard! Come on, let’s go. The virus is not going to help.” Then Lilliputt said, “at least we can see what the problem is. Maybe we are able to help.” They hesitated. “Well,” Freakshow asked “what do we need to do?”. “You need to find a red slurp spider and get a sample of its blood form a seringe, then inject the blood into one of you and I will be able to spread.” “Waaaait a minute”, said Dazed “where you not rescued by that Trojan Horse.” “Yes, but there was an unfortunate mishap and I ended up inside the red spider. I have been exploring it’s inner self ever since and trust me no one knows an inner self better than a virus.” “So what happened?” Murph asked with a grin. “It ate me”, the virus said with a hint of embarrassment in the tone. “How come we can hear you so well now, when we have never heard you before?”, said Maniac. “You didn’t take a dip in the Sea of Knowledge before reaching here?” and then all understood the point the virus made. ”Well”, said sir Theme I can transform myself into a slurp spider and then get the needed blood. “But you need to be a red spider not black.” “No problem we will take one of the cloned bat capes and recolor it red”, Mistery suggested. “It won’t be hairy enough”, the virus said. Then everybody realised the solution to the problem. “Are you suggesting we should shave Escapes fur off, virus?”, Dazed asked in amazement. There was a silence and then the dreaded “yes”. “I would gladly help out with that”, Darknight ginned and Mistery not understanding the joke said “Oh, good so Darknight will help Escape to shave her fur.” First the gang was stunned and then burst into laughter.”Uhm, I better help with that”, said Dazed, “it is not ladylike for a lady to cut hair in front of men.” Mistery was puzzled at this new information. Her database clearly showed that hair amongst humans or humanoids were quit the same.

Adventure had finally got Escape out of the hole when Dazed found them. In their drunken state it was a bit difficult to explain whet needed to be done and when Escape finally realised what Dazed wanted she said, “….*hiccup*,… thazz neverz goooonna happlen…*hiccup*,….haaaappen I meanz….*hiccup*,….I wontz do itz…*hiccup*…”, she gave Dazed a vague look and leaned on adventure who almost lost her balance. “But don’t you want to help OneBun?” asked Dazed. “……..whazz thaaaa… *hiccup*.?… Onezzzbunzzz… *hiccup*,….. Suuuuuuure…*hiccup* …I’ll dooo aaaaaanythiiin’ foooo Onezzzbunzz…...*hiccup*. It took a long while to convince Escape but then finally there she was in a paper bag that Dazed had brought. Not even in her drunken state did she manage to forget her predicament and when reunited with the others she hid inside the big bag. Darknight smiled at the sight of the bag. But turned his back as the gentleman he is. “Weeeeeeeell……. *hiccup*….whaz Escapezez proooaaaablem…..*hiccup*…?” Adventure wanted to know. “I think that she wants her fur back", Dazed explained. “Weeell, thaz…….*hiccup*….eeeeaaazyyss…I’ll wisssh foor it bax”. And so she did and the fur grew back beautiful as ever.

The clone cape was prepared and all they had to do was to decide who would seek out the dangerous Slurp Spider Island to get the virus back.


---------> To be continued by Mistery :D

Mistery
10-18-2006, 10:36:23
OneBut was still sitting in the corner on Mistery's spaceship. "I'm such an unlucky bunny. All my friends are trying to help me with my graphophobia, and what do I do??? I distroy Mistery's clones and robots... I need to find a way to help them somehow as a compensation of my infelicitous action. Hmmmm.... maybe I can find the instructions on how to locate them.", and she went for a search for some instruction manuals for the spaceship.
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Of course everybody wanted to help, and the decision who would get the blood of the red slurp spider, resulted in some debate. Freakshow insisted that it was his task since he was an FBI officer. Slimy Jim said that as the official police officer, it was his job to get the blood. Sir Theme argued, that he was the most qualified canditate for this task since he had a lot of knowledge about slurp spiders as he had been on that island many times before in his spider form. Adventure and Escape shouted: "We aaarnt 'fraid af reeeed spiderz!!! We juuump ooon them aaaand bzzzzzzt, staaab them wittt syr...sringe...syringe, yay!!!" Doglover made a grimace when hearing that, and shook her head. BeanMan was determined to go on the island by bike and run over the spiders. Darknight, usually very polite and a real gentleman, got too excited and exclaimed: "I am a hero, therefore it is my challenge to get the virus back!" Lilli and Mistery tried to calm down the agitated group, and suggested to write all the names on a piece of paper each, gather them in the hole where Escape had been hiding and to draw by lot who shall be the one to get the spider blood. Finally everyone agreed. But when they put the pieces of paper into the hole, Sir Theme raised his left arm and said: "The cape and the syringe are gone." The group was shocked! What happened? Where was the cape??? Mistery and Sir Theme did an attendance check, and it turned out that lili, the ceramic figurine, was not there anymore.
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OneBun finally found a pile of instruction manuals, and she was very happy to see that reading didn't cause any problem to her. She sighed with relief, and started to read the manuals. After reading them, she was convinced that she had understood everything. The pink bunny hopped back into the control room, and looked around. Finally she found the location device on the left wall. She switched it on, and after turning some buttons and moving some levers, she suddenly cried out when her friends were displayed on the screen. The group made a confused impression, they were walking around, discussing, and made strange gestures of disorientation and perplexity. OneBun grabbed the small beaming device, set it at the coordinates that she had found out, and pushed the green button.
Everything became dark around the pink bunny, but she heard her friends talking nearby. "Helloooo?!?", she shouted.
Darknight pricked his ears and exlaimed: "Silence!!! I hear a familiar voice!", now everyone grew silent and listened. "Heeeellllooooo!!!!", they heard OneBun's voice and ran over to the huge rock with the small crack, where the voice came from. "OneBun??? Is that you???", they asked. OneBun, relieved and scared at the same time, replied: "Yes, it's me. I managed to locate you and beamed down, but something must have gone wrong. It's dark in here. I'm such an unlucky bunny...". Hyper, very excited, called: "OneBun, are you in a pot?!?"" "I don't know where I am.", the pink bunny answered. Mistery explained: "OneBun, you are in a cave. We are standing in front of the rock in which the cave is. Here is a small crack in it, do you see it?" "I see some brighter area, wait, I go there.", OneBun answered, "Here I am." Her voice came now from very near, but the crack was too tiny to see anything. Mistery asked OneBun if she had taken the beaming device with her, and OneBun said she did. "Good. Now adjust the settings a bit, raise the left and right values, the middle one is for the height, and I don't want you to beam up to the air and to fall down." "But, I don't see anything, it's just too dark in here.", OneBun almost started to cry.
The group was shocked. Doglover ran away screaming: "I can't stand it any longer, OMG!!!!", and Escape and Adventure started to cry: "Nooooo, Bun is iiiin da caaave, heeeeeelp!!!!" Freakshow quickly took some dynamite from his backpack and said: "Everyone, step back!!!", but Becky shouted at him: "Freakshow, no!!! You will kill OneBun! Stop it!" But Freakshow didn't care and started to place dynamite into the crack. Hyper said: "OneBun, it will get a little hot in the pot." and giggled, but Mistery, usually calm and logic, shouted at him: "Hyper, this is not funny at all!", then she turned to Freakshow and said: "Don't do it, it's too risky." Darknight turned to Mistery and asked: "Is it possible for OneBun to set the height? I could catch her in the air, no problem." Mistery smiled at the bat: "Yes, very good idea", then turned to the rock and said: "OneBun, put your paw on the middle button, and push it 10 times. Then push the green button at the bottom of the device. You know where it is, you don't need to see it. You will be beamed up to the air, and Darknight will catch you and bring you safely down. Everything is going to be okay.", but OneBun was too scared. Lilli felt that her empathy was needed now, and started to calm down the pink bunny and to give her courage. It took her a half an hour, but then OneBun was ready to beam up to the air. "Now!!!!", OneBun screamed, and everyone looked up to the sky: Yes, in fact, there was a pink something between the clouds, and Darknight immediately took off. The friends observed this amazing show, almost hypnotized. Then Darknight returned with the shivering bunny in his arms, put her gently to the floor and bowed politely. Lilli hasted to OneBun, gave her a huge hug, and calmed her down. Everyone gathered around the pink bunny, who finally started to smile, being happy to see her friends again. But suddenly she asked: "Where is lili?", and the friends suddenly remembered that lili, their brave and intelligent friend, was on her way to Slurp Spider Island under a cape with red fur, crawling on all fours, to find a red spider and get some blood from it. They wished her all luck in the world in their thoughts.


---------------> To be continued by Lilliputt :D

Lilliputt
10-18-2006, 23:49:41
Lili had found herself a very big boot on the beach where the friends had come to rescue the virus. She used it as a boat and with a stick she tried to make her way through the waves. She knew that it would have been possible to swim to Slurp Spider Island but the sea had made her uneasy. Her dip in the water earlier had had a strange effect on her intelligence and she didn’t want to things getting even stranger. It was enough to know that she could hear a voice in her head. Sadly, as she was paddling the boot forward it started to sink. She knew that the water would not be bad for her but as she was a ceramic figurine, water was not really her favourite element.
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Lilliputt still held the pink bunny in her arms, but started to feel worried that her friend Lili would disappear and then they would no longer be able to blossom together. A very frightening thought. “So, OneBun”, said Mistery “you have been to my space ship.” OneBun curled up a bit in Lilliputts arms. “Uh, yes” she said carefully, “how did you know”. “Because it is the only reasonable explanation how you could have located us, my friend”, Mistery said with the kind of smile she had learned had an encouraging effect. OneBun seemed reassured and leaped off Lilliputt to stand in front of the alien. She couldn’t really face her friend so she stared at the ground as she spoke “Ehm, yes, the space ship. Well, there might have occurred a little accident….”, she hesitated but Mistery didn’t seem to be concerned so OneBun continued. “…it was strange. Your robots were unable too see me so I sort of tried to play a prank on them only…” she broke off again and blushed, “….it got a little out of hand.” “What do you mean?” said Mistery and tried to say it in a kind way to encourage OneBun to give full data. “The robots are a little destroyed”, OneBun finally admitted. This would normally not have had a particular impact on the alien, but because of the dip in the sea of knowledge and the presence of the virus in her head, she developed an acute case of Tomatitis Nervosa. Running off to gather enough tomatoes she left the gang standing around OneBun in confusion. Moments later Mistery returned with a bundle of tomatoes and a strange grin on her face. To the gangs astonishment she started to throw tomatoes on OneBun and the pink bunny just stood there getting all splashed with tomatoes. Darknight then took hold of the alien and sir Theme prepared an antidote shot. Regaining her senses, Mistery realised that the bunny in front of her was all covered in tomatoes because of her temporary insanity. “Ah, thank you sir Theme and Darknight”, Mistery said then tried to help OneBun get rid of the tomatoes. “I’m sorry my, dear friend. This virus business has had a very odd effect on me. Don’t worry about the robots, I have clones stored away in case of emergencies. They are probably repairing the old ones right now. I need to get to my space ship and take a look at it though.” Most of the group agreed to go because it was always fun to visit Misterys space ship, but Lilliputt took hold of Dazed and Becky. “I really need to know that my fellow flower is OK. Will you come with me? Spiders are really not my thing.” They agreed and soon they were flying on Lilliputts dragon friend to try and find Lili the brave intelligent ceramic clay figurine. Lilliputt felt relieved she had her friends were with her. To do brave stuff really wasn’t her thing, Dazed however was brave and she knew Becky to be valiant. Lilliputt was more the provider of silly ideas, making her friends laugh and be cheerful. She hoped she could restrain her self from doing something clumsy again and getting them into trouble. She sighed and gazed over the ocean. There was something there that seemed odd, was it a rowing boat? no. It was a rowing boot. BOOT?! But that didn’t make any sense so she looked harder and realised it was Lili fighting to stay afloat inside a big boot. Lilliputt made the dragon fly near the boot and the friend helped to get Lili and the boot off the seawater. “Out for a swim, are you?” Dazed said and smiled.
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At the space ship the first thing Freakshow and Slimy Jim did was to sit down and work out a strategy plan how to go about saving Lili and getting the blood sample of the red slurp spider back to the ship. Darknight however disappeared into the shadows. Beanman and Maniac joined the policeman and FBI agent, while the rest of the gang followed OneBun who explained what had happened. At the sight of the of the huge main screen with the glued the carrots spelling out the word "BOO!" everybody laughed out loud. Even Mistery could not help but find that very funny, and OneBun suddenly felt pleased that her joke was appreciated. They decided to take care of the ship first and keep an eye on the other members of the gang. If need be, they could always beam them up.
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Lilliputt and her friends had reached Slurp Spider Island and as they helped Lili into her costume, the brave intelligent ceramic clay figurine said she needed some clay. “Why?” asked Becky. “Because I need two more arms and I can make them out of clay and attach them to my body.” It was a very good idea and soon Lili had transformed into a being that with a very vivid imagination could be taken for a spider. Lilliputt, Dazed and Becky didn’t want to point that out so they said she looked just like a red slurp spider. Lilis three friends then disguised them selves as shrubberies, thinking that would fool the spiders and then they could follow their friend from a distance. It didn’t take long to locate the red spider because, well, in the flock of spiders only one was actually red. That was unexpected but Lili braced herself and slowly started to move towards the spider. As she got near it, she realised it was heavily asleep and so she took a sample of the spiders blood. It was not red, as she expected but kind of colourless goo that was not pleasant to handle at all. As she took the blood she noticed something that seemed strange with the blood. When she got back to her friends, they all ran towards the beach because it would probably not take long before the spiders would discover their presence. As they ran Lilliputt stumbled on a root, a very squared looking root oddly enough. “OOOUFF!” she said awakening the spiders attention. Dazed halted and turned to stand behind Lilliputt facing the spiders. As Lilliputt rose to her feet Becky joined Dazed and they both stood guard while Lilliputt and Lili ran as fast as they could. As they reached the beach Lili said “I wish I had a microscope”. “Here you go”, said Becky who easily had caught up with the Lillies. She picked the device out from one of her bottomless pockets, “why do you need it?”. Lilli took the microscope and placed a small sample of the spider blood on it to take a look. There it was, and yet couldn’t be. A binary code. “We really need to get back to Mistery and the space ship”, Lili said, “quickly”. Then Dazed showed up with a grin on her face and spider goo on her clothes. “I think they will remember me”, she said. Just as she said that they were beamed back to the ship.

---------> To be continued by Mistery :D

Mistery
10-19-2006, 16:29:14
The spider blood was handed over to Sir Theme for further analysis, since it was known that robots were very qualified to decode binary data. Dazed went to take a shower and to change clothes because the spider goo was very itchy.
Lilliputt stared at the main screen that had still not been cleaned from the carrots, and yelled: "Very interesting!" "What?!?", everyone turned to her, and Lilliputt explained that although OneBun was suffering from graphophobia, she managed to form the word "Boo!" by using carrots. OneBun became very agitated and asked if somebody could write that down for her database, since she didn't have enough carrots and glue left to record this fact, and in addition, she didn't want to make Mystery angry again by misusing her ship. Maniac explained that unfortunately he could not do it, because he was about to write a diary about his experiment of polyphasic sleeping. But Doglover agreed to take notes as substitution for OneBun, she then gathered some paper and a pen, and sat down at a desk.
Mystery walked over to Sir Theme and asked if he had already got some results about the binary code in the spider blood. "Yes, I have decoded it, but it doesn't seem to contain enough information on how to handle it." "Why, what information did you get?", Mystery asked and the robot said in a very strange voice: "Do not shake." The alien looked at Sir Theme with wide eyes and a confused expression on her face: "Do ... not .... shake?", she asked, and the robot nodded. "That's in fact not much information. Let me see it.", and Mystery took a closer look at the blood. After a while she had to agree with the robot on the decoded data, but she also noticed that underneath this first binary code, there was something else. She explained: "We need to look at it from a different angle.", but no matter how she turned the sample, it looked still identical since it was rotating to the same position.
To the astonishment of the GamersHood Planet residents, Mystery suddenly performed a headstand, and stated after a short while: "It says: 10 g wolf.". Becky squeaked and asked in a shivering high voice that was very untypical for her: "But, you don't want to add 10 g of me to it, do you?", when Freakshow, completely forgetting about his status as FBI agent, glanced at Becky with an evil grin on his face.
Sir Theme then started a long speech about possible interpretations of the new data, while Doglover tried to write down every single word because OneBun stood behind her making sure that not a single word was missing on the notes. Since Doglover could not really follow the speed of the explanations, she exclaimed every 30 seconds: "Wait, wait! Please repeat it.", the robot decided to switch on his loop mode. "... the third interpretation might be the following; the third interpretation might be the following; the third interpretation might be the following; injecting 10 g of the blood into a wolf; injecting 10 g of the blood into a wolf; injecting 10 g of the blood into a wolf..."
Bread, BeanMan, Freakshow, Hyper, Slimy Jim, Escape, lili and Adventure found the long statement of the robot quite boring and fell asleep. After Sir Theme had finished his explanations, Becky said impatiently: "If I remember correctly, the stuck virus doll was talking about injecting the spider blood in somebody in order to let it spread again. And it seems that this somebody must be me. I agree to get a shot of 10 g of this spider blood, and I hope that everything will go well." "Wait, could you please repeat it, Becky?", Doglover asked, but Becky was too nervous to do so. Luckily OneBun had a very good memory and she was able to tell the sentence very slowly to her temporary secretary. Lilliputt hugged her wolf friend with tears in her eyes, and tried to be brave. Then Murph, the former pirate who was currently living in her bengal tiger shape, approached Becky, put a paw on her shoulder and said in a triumphant voice: "My dear wolf, do not worry! We shall be successful as long as we live!" Becky knew that this was not really a very logic statement and glanced at Sir Theme and Mystery, who - knowing that this was an extraordinary situation - nodded as sign of encouragement. And Lilliputt added: "I'm sure you'll get a kick out of it!" Becky stared at her friend for a second, then she realized that she was trying to encourage her, so the wolf started to smile although she didn't quite understand what Lilliputt exactly meant.
The sleeping residents of the group were woken up, and Sir Theme prepared a shot for Becky, making sure not to shake the syringe.


---------> To be continued by Lilliputt

Lilliputt
10-20-2006, 00:14:43
As sir Theme was about to give Becky the shot Lilliputt couldn’t help but react on instinct. Throwing herself in front of Becky she accidentally shoves sir Theme just a little bit. He loses his balance for an instance and gives the shot to Lilliputt by mistake. “Oooouuuch!” shrieks Lilliputt as the shot goes into her arm. Sir Theme stands staring at Lilliputt and tries to calculate potential dangers as he realises that he may have shaken the syringe. The whole gang freezes as this happen and watch Lilliputt as she falls to the floor. “But she is no wolf”, Beanman finally said. “What are we going to do?”, miss Holland said in fear and surprise. “What the hell did she do that for?”, Doglover exclaimed from the desk where OneBun nearly fell off from out of shock. “There is only one thing we can do”, Becky said slowly as she leaned over Lilliputts body and held her fainted face in her hands. “If we fly near the moon I can change to wolf form and…..bite her.” So they did, and with a howl that sounded very sad Becky bit her friend and sister in arms.
Lilliputt started to shake and tossing herself from left to right she woke up with something that really sounded pitiful if meant as a howl:” WHAAAAAAAAAAPPAAAADIIIIDLEEEEEDOOOOOONGDEEEEEDWHOO OOOOOOOOO”. Lilliputt had transformed but not to a form that could be called a grown wolf, she seemed to resemble a white wolfcub with big ears and big dark eyes. She actually looked cute. Lili rushed forward, but before she could reach Lilliputt Dazed appeared and stopped her. “She is still a werewolf, she may not know you”. Lilliputt seemed to growl but it sounded more like a little squeak, then she turned and took a good look at all the members of the gang. She growled again, but it sounded so funny that the gang could not help but giggle a little. Lilliputt then realised there was a scent that was close and somehow familiar. Behind her stood Becky and so Lilliputt greeted the wolf in a puppy like manner. They seemed to start to play together and so the whole group of GamersHood Planet residents went “AWWWW!”. Suddenly Lilliputt started to act strange and jumped and rolled on the floor and then rushes off into a hallway in the ship. Becky sets off after her and moments later she carries the little cub gently in her neck but there is something wrong. “Look!”, Lili exclaims and they all watch carefully to where she is pointing. One of Lilliputts claws is missing, “the claw!” Freakshow, Slimy Jim and Beanman shout at the same time, “Lilliputts evil pinky!”.
“….c l aaaaa w….Liiii…lliii…puuutts….uhm what was that?”, said Doglover still occupied with taking notes, “oh…uhm…eeeeeev…iiiiil…..piiiin…kyyyy.” When she realised what she just wrote she exclaimed “WHAT THE H..”, but was cut off by Mistery. “It is very likely that the virus has occupied the claw. We have to run some tests on Lilliputt.” After testing Lilliputt the result showed she was not more infected by the virus than the rest of the GamersHood Planet residents. The binary code was however not in her and so Mistery and sir Theme came to the same conclusion. It was in the evil claw. Sir Theme suggested that since it was only a cubs blood maybe there should be a bigger dose of wolf blood and so the binary code was simply drawn to the evil pinky. “But why?” Dazed wanted to know. “Because the claw might be able to spread the virus quicker”, sir Theme said no longer in loop mode. “….viiii….rrrrruuuuussss….quiiiii….ckeeeeeeerrrrrr ”, Doglover repeated. Lilliputt the cub had also changed, no longer so suspicious she started to wiggle her tail and sniff about the members, all the while her tongue was hanging out just a bit. She seemed sort of blissful in a cub sort of way. Even though it seemed harmless enough that Lilliputt had become a wolf, Lili insisted that she wanted Lilliputt the islander back in her normal physical form, so an antidote was prepared and then it was decided that when the claw was back where it belonged, Lilliputt would be cured.
While this was going on no one had noticed that OneBun had used the beaming device to get herself back to earth. It was Doglover who realised it first because she had fallen asleep on her notes and then woke up with a start, shook her head and noticed that OneBun was not there checking the notes.
Darknight was already at the most likely place for the claw to be: JFK airport. Disguised as an ordinary traveller he began his search for the illusive little claw. Just then his cell phone gadget vibrated and Freakshows voice asked in the earplug, “Where are you?”. “JFK airport”, Darknight replied without any hesitation. “We will be right there. Lets split up, you take the north end, I’ll take the south and Slimy Jim can start in the centre.” The search began. Darknight had never seen so many people suddenly burst into laughter before, he was sure the claw had to be close but when he told Freakshow, it seemed as it was no different on his end of the airport. Finally Darknight caught a glimpse of the illusive claw, it was about to crawl inside the back of a jacket of an older gentleman. Halfway it stopped and seemed to tickle his neck. Suddenly the man burst into laughter and shook so the claw was tossed high in the air. Reacting on impulse Darknight jumped and caught the claw in mid air. As he fell to the floor, people stared and so he tried to act as if stung by a wasp. “Nasty things, wasps you know?”, and tried to smile, then walked quickly from the scene. He reunited with the others and handed the claw to Freakshow who put it in a tight locked security box.
Back on the ship Mistery was happy to see the three law keepers of Gamers Hood and while taking care of the claw she asked them if they would like something to drink. The claw still had the binary code so Mistery made sure it was removed, isolated and put in the freezer. As the law keepers had their drink Lilliputt was reunited with the claw given the serum and returned to her normal carefree self. “Uhhm, ok, sooo what happened?”. She was told by a smiling sir Theme that people around the world are acting very weird. Outburst of laughter have become normal, coffee spilling is noted everywhere, but most importantly newspapers are printing stories of people claiming to have seen a pink bunny taking notes. The mental institutions have never been so full of patients and the queue is growing. Lilliputt didn’t really understand much of it so all she could think of to say was, “maybe they should try and eat some more carrots”.

OneBun had invited all the residents of GamersHood Planet to a celebration for her being cured from the wretched graphophobia. The virus was spreading like weed and OneBun had to leave the party now and then to appear as the symptom she was. Everyone had a wonderful time, drinking carrot rum, eating carrots and corn and laughing and telling stories about all the adventures.
The End


---------> There will be a surprise, so don't forget to check back before the next story starts ;)

OneBun
10-21-2006, 00:34:34
Basement date October 20, 2006
File number: GHLB-10000

Final Notebook Entry for Virus testing,


It must be noted that my experiment had both some great success as well as some side effects that were not expected. Here are the conclusions that were made from my testing:
Over centuries viruses have been thought to be a bad thing. However, the development of the Energizer Bunnyitious Magentae Virus is meant to infect the world with laughter. The key was to develop it in such a way to make the Loonies of the GamersHood Planet laugh & ROFL, but not too much.

Overview:

The Great turtle of the GamersHood seemed quite perfect, but there seemed to be just one thing missing ROFL. So it was decided that something had to be done. Research had shown that those who do not ROFL in a games place quickly use words like “I’m bored.” Therefore, some research had to be done.

Analysis:
1. The real Maniac, the real Freakshow, 1337boi, the real Wirodeu, Zox with an obsession with socks (or is it sox?), & especially dazedandcrazed one, as well as the Dunce were verrrry easy Gamers from the Hood to infect.
2. The delicate blossoms were an interesting study. The one lili was a very intelligent clay pot, but was best infected through cross pollination, using pottery dust. The other Lilli was infected through an occasional carrot shot. It only had one minor side effect of when ever she greeted a friend, she had the sudden urge to toss them a home grown carrot to eat. It was very interesting indeed to see two blossoms ROFL.
3. The super heroes could not be injected with a needle through their steal hard skin. The bun broke 4 needles with trying. They had to be infested through their tear ducts by rubbing it on the inside of their masks. Once infested, The stickman warrior, Bobin & Darknight were great supporters in the spread of the virus, helping to protect the pink bun at any cost. At times the others did not understand that this Looney behavior was important.
4. Vault was infested just shaking it into his soda, but not too much or they might explode.
5. The Beanman was a bit difficult to catch in order to give him a shot as he was always speeding around on his Bike. He finally received a flat tire & was given the shot as Darknight & Bobin held him down for the bun.
6. The animals, animal lovers, & butterfly seemed to ROFL easily. All it took was some carrot rum to infest them with the virus. Unfortunately it was difficult to keep up with them, as animals have immune systems & were able to fight off the virus & had to be re-injected with stronger dosages. Each had their own side effects as well… The wolf began to suck helium & howl in a high pitched voice. The hyper fox began to enjoy the heat of a pot in an attempt to avoid the tickle o laughter. When forced to be released from the pot, would jump on the head of Becky out of the reach of the bun. The cat, Murph the Bengal Tiger, the doglover, the horse loving girl from Holland, Bige the dolphin rider, & the butterfly partied it up too much with the carrot rum, causing the serum to constantly run out….they even took it from the Bun’s basement. This caused some unexpected delays in experimentation. At times they drank waaaaaaayyyy too much making them ROFL until their sides hurt. There was much concern about this.
7. The Mistery of them all was the alien. They had to be injected with humor. They, like the group mentioned in (6). Had to be re-injected several times. They tried to get rid of the virus because it was foreign to them, & feed it to be harmful.
8. The robot was easy to infect. The virus was uploaded through some software the bun sent in the mail. The robot never suspected it to not be from their creator. They were able to ROFL very easily. They even denied the virus & did not notice it right away.
9. The MegaCorney Bread… well…how difficult is it to infect that? pffttt :haha:
10. The virus took so much from this bun that it had a side effect on her too. It led to graphophobia. This bun would have been lost without the beaming device discoveries & the help form the dear doglover.

Conclusion:

With the effects of the virus it must be concluded that the virus has caused everyone to join & belong in the GamersHood Looney Bin! Last conclusion, I must pace myself so I will not get graphaphobia again.

Signed,

OneBun
The Bunerator

Ps. Thanks for checking my writing Doglover to make sure it was okay. It appears that the virus has passed as nothing was changed. What a relief!

Lilliputt
07-21-2007, 21:41:09
The making of a Labyrithian

There was a disaster on Carrot Island, the hut was burnt to the ground and soon after, a storm blew Lilliputt out to sea. She was lost. No home, no friends, no solid ground under her feet. She was drowning and sunk deeper and deeper until suddenly a bright light appeared and sucked her into the center. It was a gateway and Lilliputt entered barely conscious into a whole new world. Someone was all ready there and came to greet her with a big smile, but Lillputt strength was all gone and soon fainted. She thought the person very beautiful and her last thought before hitting the ground was that she just met an angel.
There was a light humming close by as Lilliputt started to wake up. She was in a strange room filled with shining objects and sparkling things. A soft light was filling the room from a very big window with elegant thin white curtains. Lilliputt realized she was in a strange bed that felt almost like a cloud as it was fluffy and filled with pillows in different sizes. It was a canopied bed with some sort of red embroided cloth, maybe satin, draped over and to the side of the bed. Of course Lilliputt thought she had ended up in heaven because living in a hut on a little island was all she knew and had never experienced the feel of a bed that was so comfortable and beautiful. She scratched her head and thought of how and why she had ended up in this strange place. As she thought of this a door silently opened and a lady walked in, smiling and looking very friendly. Lilliputt tried to smile but all she managed was a clumsy grin as she was shocked to see the one she thought an angel standing in front of her. She tried to say something clever but ended up with “brlbdup” and blushed. The lady laughed and said “Hello honeybunny, feeling any better?”. Of course this was not how Lilliputt pictured a conversation with an angel so she had no other response then staring foolishly at the lady. “…uh… “, she tried, “…I is.. duh… uhm fine”, she finally finished and nodded many times over as if to insure that she really meant what she said. “I am Brimful-Asha, and I sensed you were in trouble Lilliputt”, the lady said gently motioned for Lilliputt to sit in the bed. “Huh?”, said Lilliputt dumbly not taking her eyes off the lady and having problems shutting her mouth. “Have a seat” Brimful-Asha explained patiently. “Oh”, Lilliputt replied and made herself comfortable in the bed, “uhm… where am I?” “I have been sensing troubles on Carrot Island for some time and almost lost you when the storm struck but I managed to open a portal for you and let you in to the other realm beyond you planet. This is the Labyrith of Ancient Paths and I am hoping you will accept my invitation to stay”. It took a while for Lilliputt to realize that she was not in heaven and Brimful-Asha was not an angel and also she was asked to stay in this beautiful place. “But what about Carrot Island and my hut… and and….” Brimful-Asha put her arm around the little person that once used to be an islander and said. “Carrot Island is no more for you, hun. The portal is closed. Maybe one day you might return, but right now this is the only place I have to offer.” Lilliputt felt sad but the gentle touch of the arm around her shoulders was a true comfort. “Why did you save me?”, she wondered after staring at her own feet for a while because she didn’t want to blush in front of the beautiful lady. “I have come to realize that you have strong psychic powers, Lilliputt, and I think it is high time for you to know how to use them”. At this point Lilliputt was no longer sure if she was with an angel, a person or a raving lunatic. “I see”, said Lilliputt but she had no idea what the lady was talking about. To change the subject she asked if there were any dragons and snakes around, and Brimful-Asha confirmed that outside the Labyrinth you could find such creatures. She thought for a while longer. “But what about my family and friends?”, she said and felt a slight panic at the thought of not ever seeing them again. “Oh you can still see them but not on Carrot Island”. It was a relief to hear and Lilliputt felt better knowing she would still see her daughters. “Well, I would like to have a look around first”, she said although she realized her choices where slim. “Of course”, said Brimful-Asha and they walked out of the bedroom to have a look at the world on the out side.

Lilliputt
07-25-2007, 02:03:14
CHAPTER 2

Lilliputt soon discovered that she was, in what felt like, a labyrinth of corridors and hallways, all bright and beautifully hand painted with symbols and signs that somehow felt familiar. Brimful-Asha moved fast but graciously and Lilliputt tried as best she could to keep up though she was only a tiny little figure beside her new found friend. The stony floor was not always even and so Lilliputt kept stumbling and fumbling while trying too seem as if she was unaffected and failed miserably. Suddenly they reached a large open space with green marble pillars, beautiful wooden furnishings and the floor was covered with an elaborate patterned mosaic. Lilliputt was at loss for words. On a table close to where they were standing was a big glass bowl of fresh fruits and on an elegant porcelain plate some sweets. Brimful-Asha looked at the bowl then seemed very thoughtful and suddenly an orange rose from the plate and travelled in thin air to the hand of Brimful-Asha. “Would you like one?”, she said as if she had done the most natural thing in the world. Lilliputt stared at the fruit then at Brimful-Asha and back at the orange with her mouth wide open. “Gaaah…”, she tried but her mouth was not functioning properly. “The others are going to join us shortly”, Brimful-Asha explained and put the orange firmly in Lilliputts hand. “Gaaah”, Lilliputt replied since it was the only sound she could manage at the moment. She kept staring at the orange as if it was going to open up and talk to her.
There was a muffled noise close to one of the doorways leading into one of the many hallways that were connected to the grand hall they were in, and there was some smoke. At the same time Brimful-Asha took a seat on a divan with beautiful wooden carved legs and cushions in bright colors, and started to wave her hands in the air. A figure stepped out of the smoke and Lilliput realized it was Jenni, one of the GH twins. She dropped her jaws. “Uh… butaaa…what are you doing here?” Dressed in blue jeans and a cotton fitted ladies tee, Jenni looked like any teenager but sorta out of place in these surroundings. “Hello Lilliputt”, she said without any hint of being surprised to see her friend in the company of Brimful-Asha, “glad you made it in here”. “Here is a thought”, Lilliputt said while still toying the orange, “why don’t you explains to me what “here” is and how you came in here”. “Ahh, Jenni, good that you came. I was afraid you didn’t get the message”, Brimful-Asha said tilting her head towards her friend. Rapped in her beautiful green sari like garment, arm rings and other jewelry Brimful-Asha certainly was a great contrast to Jenni, not to mention Lilliputts blue overalls and short sleeved checkered shirt. “I thought you explained about this place all ready, Asha”, Jenni said in confusion. “Well, I thought I’d let her get over her fascination of that orange”, Brimful-Asha. At that Lillputt clumsily dropped the orange and stared at it as it rolled across the floor. Jenni laughed and said “welcome to the heart of The Labyrinth of the Ancient Paths”. “Oh”, said Lilliputt not taking her eyes off the orange, “thank you”, she mumbled.
There were more muffled noises and smoke and then a Monkey and Bizarrochick stepped out of the smoke. “Hi all”, they said in chorus with a big smile on their faces as if they just did the most normal thing in the world. “Hello”, said Lilliputt though still feeling very confused. “Is there any psychoc left”, Monkey said giving Lilliputt little notice. “Hi Lilliputt”, said Bizarro, “would you like some Third Eye Absinthe? I am going to get some for all”, she said and smiled and suddenly a tray of drinks was hovering in thin air serving the assembled group. “Oh”, Lilliputt said again, “thank you” and tried the drink. It didn’t taste like anything she had tried before but it was a magnificent drink and making Lilliputt feel a lot better about the whole situation. She was also offered psychoc that turned out to be pink chocolate, and surprisingly tasty too. While Brimful-Asha lid some incence and filled the room with a sweet herbal scent, Bizzaro got a orb shaped crystal and suddenly it lid up. She motioned for Lilliputt to move forward and when the shadows inside the orb cleared she could see Lili, Becky, Dazed, Escape and Doglover together in something she could not clearly make out. “What are they doing?”, she screamed in surprise. “Saving you, I’d wager”, Monkey said and had some more psychoc. “Don’t worry,” Brimful-Asha said, “we will keep an eye on them”. It’s time for you to get acquainted with this realm”. Jenni took Lilliputt by the hand and led her into one of the hallways while the others followed. Another tour through winding corridors and hallways until they reached the main gate of the structure they were in. Again Lilliputt was at loss for words for it seemed the building was at the hearts of an elaborate labyrinth. All around them were a jungle of natural vegetation but it all seemed to form intricate patterns, just like the ones the painted walls inside the building showed, with tiny paths running within them. Here and there stone like platforms hovered in different levels and seemed to block the paths leading to the building. It seemed that it was a whole world of carefully planned pathways that hid the building. Just in front of them was a small garden of roses neatly planted in rows, so Lilliputt took a few steps back to look at the building she was in. It was an enormous structure of white alabaster like material that seemed to glow from the inside here and there in different colors. There were towers and moldings, curved walls and golden yellow roofs in different shapes and sizes depending on what was being covered. It was not possible to take in the whole building as it was to large in size, but somehow Lilliputt FELT the size and shape of it and it made her slightly dizzy. Above the main entrance was a giant symbol that looked like a never ending spiral. The windows were like elegantly framed mirrors adding to the impressive beauty of the building. Lilliputt gaped while Brimful-Asha said, well as you can see, we are surrounded by The Labyrith of Ancient Paths, and beyond are the Riddler Woods and Anagram Mountains”, she said and seemed amused at Lilliputts astonished expression. “There is also the Sea of Hints and the mystic underground HTM River that reaches our little modest shelter”. Lilliputt could not belive that this gigantic palace that looked like nothing she had ever seen before and was a billion larger then her old hut was thought of as “a shelter”. “Ahh, yes”, she gaped foolishly, “….shelter” she mumbled.
“Those platforms that you see floating around have enigmatic locks and can only let people in if they have the right answers. Oh, look there is Vivi”, she continued and smiled as she waved at the figure just above and to the right of them, “hey, Vivi, over here!”, she screamed and Vivi, who seemed very preoccupied with one of the platforms, peeked down, smiled and waved a purple carrot back at the crowd below her. “Well”, Brimful-Asha concluded, “welcome to our realm Lilliputt”. “Brlbdup” said Lilliputt and blushed.

Lilliputt
07-26-2007, 20:44:11
Chapter 3
Miss Holland stood shocked and speechless by the ashes of what used to be the hut of her mother. That is how her sisters found her when they got word that a disaster struck on Carrot Island. “She is gone”, Miss Holland said with tears in her eyes and looked at Doglover and Escape, “I can’t believe it but she is gone”. “Pffft… she can’t be”, said Doglover stubbornly, “she is just…uh… MISSING and I will find her”. “Yes”, Escape said, “she just can’t be gone. We have to find her.” “Mistery and sir Theme all ready examined the ashes”, Miss Holland said, “and after some arguments about amorphous carbon and pyrolysis they finally concluded that there are no remains of our mom in there. But I have searched the whole island with my horses and not found a single trace of her. I can’t leave though. I have to take care of Twinkle and Amor”. Miss Holland couldn’t take her eyes off the ashes but gazed unhappily at the remains and shivered. Escape put her arms around her and tried to give her some comfort, “don’t worry, we’ll find her. My husbun is on a mission to save the world again but I think we can manage anyway”, she said. “Manage what?”, a rough voice said behind her. It was Eternal Becky who had turned up for her regular visits only to find the hut had burned to the ground and Lilliputts daughters were gathered nearby it. “Becky!”, Doglover exclaimed and rushed to hug the wolf from the Forbidden Forest. “I’d like to know that too”, said Dazed and stepped out of the shadows of some nearby trees. All joined in a great group hug and the decision was made to save Lilliputt.

Lili had a bad dream and woke up feeling worried about her partner in bloom, Lilliputt. She had work to do but since it was impossible to keep her mind off the dream, she replaced herself with a clone and sneaked out of work to go to the harbour where she still had her boot boat. The little ceramic figurine jumped into her boat, set sail and started off her trip to Carrot Island. But she was not alone, Foon the Weather God caught up with her and blew her all the way to the GH planet island. “Ty”, said Lili thankfully when realizing her trip got shorter than usual. There was a surprise for her on the beach though because there was the assembled old group of friends looking very unhappy. No sooner had she reached the shore when she was spotted, greeted warmly by the others and got the whole story what happened to Lilliputts hut. “And we were on our way to build a boat to see if she got lost at sea but now we might not have to”, Escape said and glanced at the boot boat. “Whadda ya mean?!”, said Doglover and made her famous pffft face, “we can’t fit into that thing. We are too many!”. Lili calmed Doglover down and told her that Charmed1 cast a spell on it once so that it would fit more people if need be. “Why don’t you try the Big Toe?”, she said encouragingly, “and your sister can sit next to you”. “I’ll go for the heel”, said Dazed, “heels are not a problem for me”. Becky and Lili shared the top and off they went on the Sea of Knowledge. The waves of the ocean were glittering in the sun light but there was no sign of life in any direction save some seagulls and whatever fish was underneath them. “This won’t get us anywhere”, said Escape, “sis, can get out of the toe and have a smell? Maybe you can get moms scent.” Doglover crawled out of the toe and put her nose in the air. “No, I only smell seawater but no carrots”, she said unhappily, “glad to be out of the toe though. It’s not that comfortable”. “Well, a heel is not exactly a bed of roses either”, Dazed mumbled grudgingly. “I think we all know how Lilliputt would have solved this problem”, Becky said and everybody nodded. “Here, I drew all the directions that we can go”, she continued and showed the others her drawing, “ok, all together now…” and in chorus they all went “…eenie meenie miny mo, catch the tiger by the toe, if he hollers let him go, eenie meenie miny MO.” They all stared at the drawing and sure enough Becky had pointed out a direction. “That way”, she said triumphantly and pointed towards a part of the sea that pretty much looked like any other part of the sea.
After more hours of searching the trip became more and more a struggle with no Lilliputt in sight and feel of hopelessness spread amongst the friends. Hours passed, day became night and then day again but no Lilliputt where showing anywhere, just a lot of water. Suddenly something appeared in the horizon and since Lilis little boot boat started to leak they decided to take a look. The closer they got the more it looked like a raft with sails, but the rest of the brownish material seemed alien somehow. “Let’s use that instead”, Lili said and they abandoned the boot boat for the new vessel. Once they had all settled in the new ship it rushed forward with amazing speed but there didn’t seem to be any steering wheel to change course or to make it slow down. “What is happening?!”, Doglover screamed. “I dunno, sis, just hang on to me, ok?”, Escape answered while Lili, Becky and Dazed tried frantically to turn the raft around by showing their hands in the water. Since it didn’t change anything, they stopped and they all looked on as they headed into the sunlight in the horizon. It was a shock to them all when they finally reached the end of GamersHood planet, the much feared Edge of Ban. A voice that seemed to come out of nowhere broke the crushing noise of the furious waves hitting the spear like stony edge and the screams of the helpless group in the doomed raft. “I WILL HELP YOU!”, it said and they were suddenly surrounded by a different, sort of gloving light. A star had descended from the clear sky and twinkled as if to give a sense of reassurance and it seemed as though there was some music, very gentle and soft that filled the air. The star was glowing, there seemed to be patterns on it, beautiful little symbols that blinked now and then. The boat started to shake and just before it was about to crash into the Edge of Ban it lifted and hovered into nothingness beyond the edge of the planet. A part of the sky twirled and a whole broke open with a great big bang. The floated right in with the company of the shining star and as they entered the new dimension Becky asked “where are we going”. “TO THE REALM OF MYSTICAL PSYCHIC POWERS”, was the answer and Dazed thought quietly “Well, uh.. that went well” as they reached the unknown.

Lilliputt
09-20-2007, 08:36:34
Chapter 4
The alien raft swung over the new unknown territory and they all realized that the raft might crash as they fell from the sky towards the rocky landscape. Something had caught Escapes attention though, some buttons flashed just under the board that covered the front of the raft. She let go of her fear and crawled over curiously and pushed the flashiest one. All the others were screaming and telling each other how much fun they had together and how sad it is to meet the end like this. The shining star seemed to find it peculiar how they all acted and floated gently alongside the falling raft. When Escape pushed the button though, the raft started to spin. “What are you doing Escape?”, Dazed screamed while trying to hold on tightly. Another button flashed brightly in front of Escape and since she thought they didn’t have much hope left, she might as well try another. She pushed the button and the raft stopped spinning but flung over a sand colored rock full of sharp edges that they were about to hit. Swinging to the left and right, the raft crisscrossed through the stony and deserted landscape. All soon realized that they were not about to crash and so they had a look at the surroundings as the raft settled in a more peaceful pace. The scenery was not like anything they had seen before. There were cliffs and rocks of various shapes, mostly in rusty red colors with a pinch of green here and there. What plants were brave enough to grow in such unwelcoming conditions was a mystery. The sky was changing in purple as the sun was about to set behind some mountains that grew in size as the raft approached. There was a little narrow river on top of a mountain chain and the raft settled gently on it. The friends felt relief when they realized they were back on water and not falling from the sky anymore. “Ok, so where are we going?”, Lili wanted to know. “You are heading towards The Labyrinth of the Ancient Paths. I believe this friend of yours is all ready there”, the shining star answered and twinkled as if to give comfort.”Oh!” said Becky because she had no other answer. “Ah-ha”, said Dazed for the same reason. “Oh good!”, said Doglover because she was not in the mood for more surprises and changed the subject by asking her sister how she knew what buttons to push. “Well, you don’t want me to go all computer gibberish on you, right sis?”, Escape said and blushed because she had no idea how she managed to push the right buttons. “Pffft”, said Doglover who knew her sister too well, “of course not”.

Lilliputt had managed to find her room after losing her way a few times. The directions she got was to follow her mind but since her mind was all a blur it didn’t exactly help. By chance she met up with Monkey who was kind enough to point to a door and go: “well, that’s your room, dear”. She had smiled and petted the confused little Lilliputt gently on her shoulder. Lilliputt didn’t fully realize why monkey was called “monkey”. She looked more like an elf and had a lot of things in common with Bizarrochick. Monkey just happened to have unusually long arms. Lilliputt had gotten to know them slightly better and felt more at ease with them but still had troubles understanding how they could make things float in mid air, how Biz had wings and was able to fly. It was good to know that Jenni was there. She had arranged for Jenni to meet up outside so they could explore the surroundings together. She had a change of clothes, packed some essentials and some fruit and off she went only to get lost again in the corridors and hallways. “Well, you really have to make better use of your mind”, a voice said behind her and there was Jenni standing cross armed and looking a little too pleased. “Well, I am just making sure my mind has not been blown away by all this and I am still not sure if that is the case!”, Lilliputt said ironically. Jenni laughed and they left the building together.
Several hours later they had both managed to get lost in the surrounding mountains. “Oh great! I thought you knew your way around here, being a psych…uhm…. whatever”, Lilliputt exclaimed. “We must find our true selves first”, Jenni explained, “I have had a bad case of Robert lately so my powers can suddenly change into poetics. It doesn’t help when I am trying to find my way but I can find a lot of new words and phrases to use while I am trying to go right. Nothing wee rang, so aye, I may have a problem with my inner compass”, Jenni said and blushed. Of course Lilliputt had not enough patience to listen to the explanation so she only responded with a “oh” and “aha” whenever it seemed to fit. As they made their way along the rocky road she was pretty sure they were heading uphill and what little logic she had reluctantly learned, it didn’t seem to make sense. It was a lovely day for a walk though, there was a cool breeze that made the efforts to finish their expedition more tolerable. Suddenly there was a flash and before they knew it they were on one of those platforms she had seen earlier on. “What happened?!”, Lilliputt asked in confusion. “We just walked into a portal”, Jenni said, “we are now in the site that gives this place it’s name: the Labyrinth of Ancient Paths. Each platform has a question in the form of a riddle. First we have to find it, then figure out the answer and put the answer on top of the lap on that statue”she said and pointed at an ugly stone statue with a tongue sticking out of its mouth as if to mock the visitor. It looked humanoid, though short and had a pawn instead of hand on it’s belly. That seemed odd to Lilliputt but since she was in a place were few things made sense she let it go.

“Where are they?”, asked Sumitra. “I don’t know”, Monkey replied ”they should have been back by now” she continued. “Is anyone missing?” a dark voice asked and out of the shadows stepped a handsome tall dark man “maybe I can help”. “Oh, hello Teeodd”, said Bizarro and smiled “glad you are here. You can help us, actually, but I had something else in mind. Do you know anything about Carrot Island?”. Teeodd contemplated on Bizarro's words for a moment and studied the assembled group of ladies that had gathered around the table with the glowing orb on top. Sumitra rested elegantly on the divan and by the foot sat Monkey in her elegant blue garment with complicated embroided patterns concentrating on the orb while Bizarro was toying with another apple. Bizarro had her wings hidden under her cape and would at times hover slightly over the floor and not seem to realize it. If she sneezed, fire would flow out of her pretty little nose and she’d irritably wipe the smoke off with the back of her hand. Suddenly a splashing noise broke the tensed atmosphere and a cascade of water poured into the Great Hall from one of the hallways. Teeodd rested his hand uneasily on the Sword of Truth but when a soar of laughter followed he relaxed. He recognized the voice and Hunter entered at that very moment. With his contagious smile Hunter walked right up to Bizarro, put the water gun away and grabbed the ill prepared flying woman and kissed her. “Hello, Bizarro!” he said in his usual outgoing carefree manner, “what a pleasure to see you again”. “Likewise”, Bizarro mumbled a bit surprised by his kiss. Hunter moved ahead to Monkey and just as easily gave her a kiss but Monkey was only pleased and greeted Hunter with a smile. Teeodd took Hunters entrance well but when the carefree man leaned over Sumitra for a kiss, he almost lost his balance. “I think there was something about Carrot Island I was supposed to know about”, he tried and cleared his voice loudly when Sumitra got a kiss from Hunter.

Lilliputt
09-27-2007, 04:00:27
Well, I am going to make a little break here from the ongoing story since my favourite alien asked me to post a new story. It is so short I thought it silly to create a whole new thread for it so I am posting it here instead :) I hope you will enjoy! :D

FIELD TRIP OF THE LOONIES

The crowd of GH loony members had gathered around Misterys spaceship. They were invited to join the alien family’s field trip to a chocolate factory provided they could all masquerade as the aliens children. No one thought that it might look strange if an alien came for a visit with a few hundred "children", all were busy trying to look like small innocent alien kids. OneBun however had the hardest time trying to calm down from her excitement. She kept muttering about small sized alien feet and how is a bunny supposed to fit in a costume like that. Adventure had other problems. She needed a costume for two that looked like she was only one person. It sure turned out not to be an easy problem to solve. “I can help you”, said Elni and toyed with some dynamite. “Perhaps not the best of ideas,” said Hitman and tried to hide his amusement although his costume was not exactly his normal size. Rannei had troubles understanding why she couldn’t bring her ninja swords and SimplyCrazy was trying as best she could to make the squirrel tail fit in the space meant for the alien rump. Crimson had a hard time leaving her elephant at home but realized the problem of having an animal of that size in her… uh… back seat. Farmwife tried to look inconspicuous in her costume and wondered if there was going to be any dancing and if she needed to practice some steps. The constantly spinning “child” was of course Jack, and the one that STILL looked slightly clayish was Lili. Suzy had to be convinced that alien children seldom go on field trips as pirates, and the mole had to accept that he could not travel to the factory underground. Escape jumped around happily in her alien costume and thought it a great idea to be going on a field trip while her grumpy mother kept saying she is too old for this children’s nonsense. Mistery solved the problem by graciously giving her friend permission to go as an old Carrot Islander and that made Lilliputt very happy of course. For the occasion Lilliputt tried on her GREEN wig and felt very fashionable. In content she made herself comfortable on a recliner and watched the scene before her. Maybe her favorite alien originally DID think there would only turn up a few loonies but EVERY SINGLE one of her friends was there. Some struggling to fit in a child sized alien costume others having no problems and just hanging about helping others out. The space ship glittered in the sun and the surrounding field was full of loonies in green, gray and purple costumes. The green ones where too few so they had to make do with what was available. Sandbox helped as best she could with making new ones and helped loonies who had problems fitting into the costumes. Not all where comfortable trying on costumes on the field though. Mistery found Skellisin in her closet because he was too shy to try on the costume out in the open and blushed as he realized he made a very good alien child with his slim bony body. Meanwhile, Iva moved gracefully around the loonies though she could not possibly have been all that comfortable in her own. She would flirt innocently with Teeodd and Hunter and get disapproving looks from Jenni, Brimful-Asha and Bizarrochick. The odd vampire child was Heartofthedark who tried hard to stay in the shadows away from the sun.

Finally, the loonies where in the costumes and were taken to the Chocolate Factory with the space ship. Humans however always seemed to react very oddly to spaceships and so Mistery and her very much loved husband decided to simply hover invisibly a bit away from the factory. The alien family beamed themselves down with all the other loonies while the clones took care of the ship. There they all were, in what seemed to be an endless line, parading to the factory with heads held high. Misterys husband laughed all the way and kept asking how they would explain the possibility that they actually had more than a hundred kids! Mistery kept trying to convince him that it would be alright because they were after all over 200 years old and that should count for something. When they all finally reached the gates to the factory Mistery simply stated that she was here with her kids to see the Chocolate Factory. No one had thought it an idea to make sure the surveillance camera covered the whole road down the mountainside so when the gates opened the endless line of alien children kept coming, shocking the amazed security guards. They stared at the Mistery and her husband who held their heads high in great pride as one loony after another got inside the gates. “Wait, this one isn’t yours right?”, said a guard roughly and held Lilliputt harshly with a broad hand on her shoulder. “No”, said Mistery, “she is the nanny”. Lilliputt tried to refrain herself from protesting out loud. “NANNY?!”, she thought, “how RUDE!”. The guard could of course not protest against the explanation since the crowd of kids kept growing and growing. So, when the tourguide came to greet the family, the loonies stood in lines and kept almost quiet, though it was hard for many. With a megaphone the tourguide explained some rules and general information but made the mistake of assuming that there had been a mishap and that the factory must have gotten double booked or something. They had not thought they would have so many visitors that day. OneBun kept muttering to get on with it and when they finally moved into the factory she could not contain herself. Happily she rushed in and jumped into the first container of chocolate she could find. Of course most loonies where not late in following her example and though Mistery had asked them not to make any scenes this was too tempting for any loony. The security was called in only to get themselves dragged into the chocolate baths and it turned into a circus of loonies chased by guards who were getting ROFL attacks by the bunny who was making sure to stuff herself with chocolate. Mistery gave up her atempts to take control over the situation, her husband only kept laughing at the whole thing and made sure to have some chocolate too while it was possible. Both soon joined the baths with their real kids and had a great time teasing and throwing chocolate around.
When the alien parade finally left the chocolate factory there was a new rule nailed to the wall in the office of the C E O. “Aliens and their kids are NEVER allowed to visit again”.

Lilliputt
10-01-2007, 04:08:34
Chapter 5
Jenni started to search for the riddle on the statue but with little luck. Lilliputt took a step back and thought that a blunt instrument would have been handy in this situation. To make time pass, Lilliputt began to draw a circle around the statue with her foot in the dirty ground. When she completed the circle the statue began to glow and seemed highlighted from within. Words began to form and Jenni read out loud “After one comes …”. Lilliputt stared at the glowing statue in surprise but Jenni only smiled and asked how she did that. “Did WHAT?” Lilliputt wanted to know. “Well, highlight the riddle”, Jenni said as if it was obvious. “Oh, that!” Lilliputt said as if she understood what Jenni meant, “well, it is complicated but I sorta completed my circle of thoughts” she went on and tried to look very clever. “And you sure did complete your circle on foot too”, teased Jenni and smiled. “Well, I did that now you do da next part”, Lilliputt said in a grumpy manner, “or do I have to do that too?”. “You know the answer?” asked Jenni. “Yes”, said Lilliputt, “it must be TEA”. Jenni raised an eyebrow in doubt “…tea?”, she said. “Well, yes”, said the little 85 year old and straightened her wig, “cuz that is when it is time for da TEA, yes. And there is aaaaalways a party ta go with it”. As always Jenni had difficulties following her aunts reasoning and thought it better to write what she herself thought was the answer. Sure enough the statue moved and a new portal appeared. “See?”, Lilliputt said triumphantly, “I was right”. Jenni only smiled and followed her aunt through the portal.
After some hours and more solved questions, Lilliputt realized that the only thing that happened once a riddle was solved was that they ended up on a new platform with a new question to be answered. The platforms had different sizes and not all were stony. Some had futuristic features, a steel surface and robot like statues, others seemed very earthy and might even have a bush or tree. They had run into other riddlers now and again which turned out to be very helpful. It was truly a maze but it seemed that they had now reached higher levels with more difficult questions. This time they ended up on a platform with mosaics in intricate patterns and symbols. They tried and tried but no matter how they turned, drew or poked nothing happened. Suddenly a figure appeared, a lady that looked like a farmer’s wife with bags. She seemed in a hurry and kept mumbling “Do the CONGA……1 2 3 4 5 and KICK”. Jenni and Lilliputt exchanged surprised looks before asking the lady for help. “Oh, that level, yes”, she said and started to search in her bags, “I am sure I have that somewhere in my notes…..ahh… yes, here we are. You have to go to hell”. Normally, this would have made most people mad at the impolite remark but both Jenni and Lilliputt were so confused by the answer they didn’t react. “How do we go to hell”, Lilliputt finally asked foolishly. “You surf, of course”, the lady said absent-minded and continued through the portal leaving Jenni and Lilliputt sheepishly staring at the point where the lady had disappeared. “Surf?”, said Lilliputt, “Don’t we need some water for that?” she added and tried to search for a way to surf on the mosaics. “Well, dear cousin, why don’t you try a use a web for that?” a voice said and there was Liliputts cousin MsInterpret who just arrived to the platform, “I am about to go there now”. From a hidden corner behind a pillar, the dark and elegant lady in white clothing snatched a web and threw it on to the floor of the platform. She then poured some oil on the sole of her shoes and motioned for Jenni and Lilliputt to do the same. The web had begun to grow, soon it started to tremble and by doing so it created waves. All three jumped up on the web and Lilliput soon realized that balance was essential for surfing the web, only it was not her greatest forte either. “Hide behind the fire wall if you get too close to any adware or malware”, MsInterpret screamed while leading the group towards the center of the web. “Of course”, Jenni managed to reply between the “AAAAAAH!’s” and “WOOOOOOW’s”. Lilliputt had all the trouble in the world in the world staying focused so she reached out and realized there was something to hold on to though invisible. At the bottom of whatever it was, something was glowing, like some magic fire. It seemed solid and endless, almost like a wall. Suddenly a small and flat craft charged right at Lilliputt in high speed so Lilliputt ducked and the craft smashed right into the invisible wall. It seemed like a malicious product, ready to glue itself on its victim and then spy on every single move the victim made. Lilliputt shivered at the thought as she reached the center of the web and went with a poof into smokes.
Jenni was standing next to MsInterpret in front of Lilliputt, all coughed and tried to get a grip on where they were. It seemed as though they were in a cave but there was a glow about it, a purple glow. “Welcome to Purple Hell”, said MsInterpret, “now all we gotta do is find the right tools”.

“I hope you will found your friend soon”, said the shining star, “but I will have to leave you now. I need my space where I have my cyber”. “Ah”, said Becky without thinking too much about what it meant to need the cyber, “I am glad to have met you. I hope we will see you again, dear shining star”, she added and bowed elegantly. They all agreed and so the star shot herself into heaven. In the meantime the raft had come to a stop close to land, and no matter how they tried it would not budge. So they decided to try their luck on foot.


*THIS CHAPTER DOES NOT FIT IN ONE POST AND SO IT CONTINUES IN THE NEXT POST*

Lilliputt
10-01-2007, 04:09:16
It was in a way a bit of a disappointment for Doglover to start off on top of a cliff instead of being at the foot and climb up, on the other hand the others did not seem to mind that at all. From the mountain they had a good view of the surrounding valley. The scenery had changed from rusty red to a beautiful forest green landscape with birds happily flying about and busy insects everywhere. Towards the horizon things where glittering inside of what looked like a heap green bundle. They all agreed that it seemed the obvious place for Lilliputt to be since she was always very good at getting lost in the most bizarre places. They found a little path that seemed to head in the right direction and so the friends started to follow it. The path however led to a dead end. Astonished, they realized what would have happened if they had continued with the raft because the river roared over the edge of the mountain side, becoming an enormous waterfall. It created a massive mist that reflected in the sunlight that built a rainbow reaching into the depths of the valley. They all stood there taking it all in, the forests in shifting green, some hidden in misty clouds of the waterfall, the rainbow. The clear blue sky and that odd globe like thing in the far that was their goal to reach. Slowly the friends tore themselves from the site and moved along another path leading downhill. It was a slow and difficult climb at times but Doglover and Escapes skills as climbers made the journey much easier. As they finally reached the lower levels of the mountain something caught Escapes eye. A thread… a red… or maybe even CRIMSON like thread. It was impossible for the cat to resist the temptation and so of course she jumped towards it. Becky and Dazed had a’ ready disappeared to scout the area, Doglover was happy discovering new ways of climbing so Escape thought that a little break might not be so bad. The thread had an annoying way of moving and so Escapes play turned into a hunt. Whenever Escape tried to catch it, the thread moved, and whenever Escape tried to ignore it just squirmed very irritably tempting for a cat. She tried, and tried until she knocked her head on something that had not been there seconds ago. She looked at the thing in irritation and realized it looked like a great big gray leg, ”…an ELEPHANT LEG?!!” she thought about it for a moment and then screamed loudly like only cats can do. Quickly she climbed the nearest tree that sadly wasn’t tall enough to make an impression on the huge elephant. Nothing happened. The elephant just stood there until Escape noticed the thread to the right side of the elephant. She followed the thread and discovered that there was a ball of yarn on top of the elephant, barely visible from where she was. It was thrilling ad so without thinking she jumped on top of the elephants head and slided down to the back to play with it, only to get more confused when the yarn ball greeted her with “Hello Escape, nice to see you”. It was very seldom that Escapes toys actually had conversations with her so she simply sat down and looked at the odd red ball of yarn. “I am about to deliver a very special and very BIG present to your boss, dear. I think my elephant might feel very generous once we reach him”. “I see”, said Escape in confusion. “You see what, sis?”, said Doglover behind the elephant. She had rushed to her sisters’ aid and got Becky and Dazed to follow her lead. “A yarn”, said Escape, “uh, Crimson” she added. “That’s my name”, said Crimson, “elephants, ya know, are kinda like a stray cats... feed 'em once, they stick around forever!”. Escape couldn’t help but laugh at that and didn’t notice that Doglover had come a little too close to the elephant. “Mind your step!”, Crimson cried. “Too late!”, said Doglover and with a disgusted grin tried to wipe her feet off, “what is that?”. “Well, Horton the elephant seems to have been a little generous with his “presents” here too”. “Oh”, said Doglover “I am glad he doesn’t shower me with them”. “If you are not careful he just MIGHT!”, said Crimson and laughed. Becky and Dazed had in the meantime circled the elephant and advanced very carefully. “Greetings Horton the elephant and Crimson the.. uh.. thread”, Becky said politely, “may we ask for your help in our quest?”. “Huh?”, said Crimson. “What my sis in arms means is that we need a ride to that big globe thingy in that direction” Dazed said and pointed out where they were heading. “Oh, The Labyrinth of the Ancient Paths!”, Crimson exclaimed, “well, it’s a bit out of my way but sure, hop on.” And so the four friends got themselves an elephant ride with Crimson through the Riddler Woods and headed to the Labyrinth.

Teeodd was exploring the beach of an island he had never seen before. Carrot Island seemed so harmless and peaceful. It was hard to imagine that a storm had caused such disaster. The ladies of The Labyrinth of the Ancient Paths had joined forces and created a mental bridge linking his and Hunters mind to Carrot Island and then his body and Hunters got transferred to the island. Hunter was busy filling his water gun so Teeodd decided to check out the island on his own. He found a path leading to a clearing where field of carrots where growing. Suddenly a loud bang caught his attention and he ran towards the direction of the sound. It didn’t take him very long to find Lilliputts burnt down hut and the loony members that had joined up at the site.
“….but I told you NOT to try it with dynamite”, said a very fluffy panda. “Oh, you don’t understand how gentle I am with dynamite”, a chicken answered, “it only has an explosive effect if you let it”. “Well, gee, who knew!”, sum1 else said ironically. “Lets all just calm down and we will get it sorted out”, a seal said and flapped its flippers in a calming manner. At that time a young ninja girl stepped out of her hiding and said “…but daaaad, we are just trying to build a Jacuzzi”. Then, a squirrel jumped up on the ninjas shoulder and said, “you ought to know better than to play with dynamite, young lady”. “Sorry, mom”, the ninja replied, scraped her feet for a bit on the ground and blushed. It seemed odd that the black dressed warrior would actually apologize to a squirrel but then the assembled group where not that usual either. A clicking sound interrupted the groups ideas and a man made a point in the ground before them. “What is your Pointclickman?”, the panda asked teasingly. “I think he just made it” said a fox cunningly and smiled. Teeodd thought it a good time to make his presence known. “Greetings, I am Teeoodd”, he said as he approached the assembled group. This is how Teoodd met Hitman the Panda, Elni the chicken, Neener the seal, Sum1, Rannei the ninja lady, SimplyCrazy the squirrel, Pointclickman and Yorick the cunning fox. “We are trying to rebuild Lilliputts hut”, said Hitman “but well, we are not actually sure if we are doing it right or if we should find another way to do it.” My sons are out in the woods to try and find some material and the rest of us are busy arguing what to do with the remains of the old hut.” “We are not arguing”, Crazy pointed out, ”just not agreeing”.
“Well, are you not going to ask what has happened to your friend Lilliputt?”, a voice said from behind, “hello everyone, call me Hunter”, he added and gave all the ladies a charming smile. “Oh, have you heard from her”, Rannei wanted to know. “Is she ok?”, said Elni. “Where is she?”, asked Yorick. “Yes”, said Teeodd a little irritated by Hunters shameless flirting, “we have seen her and she is all right. I believe she is lost at the moment in The Labyrinth of the Ancient Paths. When she solves the riddles she will return to her quarters in the other realm.” “I see”, said Crazy, “so why are you here?”. “We were sent here by the ladies of Mystical Psychic Powers to try and restore the portal between the realms”, said Teood, “but it seems this island has an uninvited guest, a monster of sorts, so we were asked to make a mind map of this island.” A WHAT map?”, the panda asked in confusion. “It’s like storing thoughts and then send em’ back”, said Hunter cheerfully, “it’s really nothing” he added and smiled. “What about the monster?!”, said Neener and flapped her flippers to get some attention. “We don’t know what it is and may need your help to find out what it is and where it is”, Teoodd said. “Agreed”, said the panda, “we will help you.”

Lilliputt
11-30-2007, 21:23:09
CHAPTER 6

Jenni and Lilliputt circled around in the cave of Purple Hell, it was warm and full of people trying to find miraculous tools that were spread out in sorted compartments. All a visitor needed to do was to load the tools down to a personal storage or try them on the spot. With astonished faces the two ladies explored the cave forgetting the reason for being there in the first place. Lilliputt recognized Aya-m the riddler standing close to the Anagram Generator with a doubtful look. Brainisdead seemed to try and revive his brain for the hundred time while concentrating on how a code could be broken with Caesar Box Cipher, and Sheera was trying to convert a binary number by stomping the conversion tool. “WORK!”, the riddlers would cry out every so often when the tools would not seem to work the way they were hoping. In a corner was a turtle shaped sandbox that seemed flooded with what looked like messages marked “PM”. What is PM?”, Jenni wanted to know. “I dunno”, Lilliputt answered just as surprised, “Post Malfunction maybe?” she suggested and scratched her pink wig.”Would you really need that many messages to know THAT?!”, Jenni said in doubt. “Maybe it is a very persistent Postal Service”, Lilliputt said in deep thought. “Anyway, lets see if we can find what we are looking for”, Jenni resumed and both friends searched for the tool that they needed. Finally they found a chart with the symbols listed, dangling from a web. “Webdings”, Jenni read out loud. “Well, thaz real funny”, Lilliputt said grumpingly because she had had enough of webs in all shapes and forms. They made a copy of the chart and headed back. “Uhm...is it possible to get back without surfing?” Lilliputt asked sheepishly. “Lets ask”, Jenni said and they agreed to find some help. There were many gamers to ask so they headed towards the main cave with the largest crowd. Suddenly clouds of smoke gathered blocking their way and a female figure stepped out of the fumes. She was tall with only one eye on her right side and multicolored hair, dressed in garment patterned with animal shapes in red. “Are those donkeys?” Lilliputt thought to herself. Neither Lilliputt nor Jenni had ever seen anything like her before but she seemed kind and smiled gently at them. “Perhaps I can help”, she said and motioned for the two friends to follow her. “Who are you?”, Jenni wanted to know. “Are you a goddess?”, Lilliputt said bluntly. “I am Iva”, the lady said while she graciously passed through the cave, nodding greetings at riddlers on her way, “no, I am not a goddess, just very good at appearing with smoke around me. Tell me what troubles you”. Iva moved graciously but Lilliputt noticed how the ground turned cold and frosty with every step she took. She glanced at the two friends and for a moment Lilliputt thought she saw the face of a ghoul. It was too unreal. Lilliputt wiped her eyes and when she saw Iva again, the beautiful figure was smiling at her like before. “How strange!”, Lilliputt thought to herself, “must be the influence of those stupid ware that are male…uh… MAL!“. “We are just not very fond of surfing and were hoping there is another way out of here”, Jenni explained, “Is there any other way? A portal maybe?”. “No, I'm sorry, there are no portals but you could try a tabbed web and then jump between the tabs.” “Huh?”, said Jenni. “Come again?” said Lilliputt. So Iva showed Jenni and Lilliputt how to browse a web using tabbed interfaces. “Oh, cool”, Jenni said and poked the web gently. “Just go ahead and jump”, said Iva encouragingly and that is of course what the adventurous Jenni did. “Now you try it Lilliputt”, Iva said and so Lilliputt made a doubtful face but just as she jumped the web, it stiffened and she bounced right off. “OUFF!”, said Lilliputt, “what happened?”. “You bounced off the web”, said Iva, “it happens but not so often. You might as well stay with me for a while until we get it fixed”. “Oh...”, said Lilliputt, “I don't mind staying. Do you have any carrots?”. Curiously, Lilliputt felt very cold and Iva was not smiling.

The group of friends got to know Crimson very well during the journey. When they finally reached the beginning of the maze with hovering platforms, it turned out that there had been a dog hiding under all the crimson threads. “Ruff”, said Crimson, “I believe we have reached our destination. All you have to do now is find a path and play along the ways of the maze. Good luck! Horton and I have a boss to see”. “Thank you for the help”, Escape said and gave the dog a kitten kiss, “we would probably have been wandering the woods for days without you”. “Oh, my pleasure”, said Crimson and made Thorton kneel so that her new found friends could jump off more easily, ”I hope to see you soon again”. The group watched as Crimson and and Horton vanished and continued towards the mysterious flying objects. Doglover was very eager to find her mother and so rushed ahead but suddenly bounced right off something invisible. “WHAT is that?”, she said angrily and checked her head to see if she got a bump. “I’m afraid we just ran into a barrier”, Dazed. “Well, can’t we just go around it?”, Escape said. “We don’t know how big it is. It might take days to find an opening”, Becky said in thought. “Look at those symbols down there”, Dazed said and pointed at something glowing in golden colors close to the ground almost covered with weed, “I think we just ran into a language barrier. Those are the worst kind I know”. “Don’t worry”, Lili said in confidence, “I think I have opened many such barriers. Most of them are made in Japanese you see.” She leaned towards the symbols and realized for once her translator powers would fail her here. “Then again, I might have spoken too soon”, she said and blushed. “There is a way though”, said Becky, “we need to go fishing. If we can find a Babelfish we might be able to use it as a key”. “Huh?”, said Doglover in great doubt. “Say what?”, said Escape in confusion. “Come again”, said Lili because she thought she must have misunderstood something. “Becky is just saying that if we can get a Babelfish we can use it as a key here”, Dazed explained and pointed at a gray zone to the right of the symbols. “Hopefully the symbols will then change into something we can read.” It sounded like a good idea so they headed for a pond nearby to fish. I took some time to make the fishing pole but when they finally managed to make one, Becky caught the fish with her first attempt. Happily they strolled back and put the fish as a key in the small gray area only to get a translation that seemed to make no sense “Fold hädan mountains and tune me pass, roared the trembling balance against snip anticipating barren stone.” Escape couldn’t keep herself from laughing out loud and her sister soon joined her while Dazed, Becky and Lili stood absolutely baffled by the strange words before them. “Are we gonna go fishing again?” Doglover said teasingly as she laughed.

*THIS CHAPTER DOES NOT FIT IN ONE POST AND SO IT CONTINUES IN THE NEXT POST*

Lilliputt
11-30-2007, 21:25:11
The group of friends had gathered at the narrow dark alley on Myranda Island where the monster had last been seen. Teeodd had proposed that they should divide into smaller groups and so he found himself together with Hitman, Rannei and Elni. There was a cool breeze and the moon could hardly reach the alley with its beams. Teeodd thought of something to say but words seemed hard to find in a place like this so he held his sword tighter. Suddenly something seemed to walk right out of the darkness, a vampire with shiny teeth glared at the little group with grim eyes. But just before Teeodd reacted a cat walked right by him and simply said “hello, brother”. It was Jcatzl the cat greeting her brother Heartofthedark the vampire of GH. She jumped up on his shoulder and looked with her kind eyes at the familiar people. “Hello,” she said,”how are you?”. Her presence made the situation less tensed and the vampire seemed somehow not so bad after all. “You are not the monster we are looking for”, Teeodd finally managed. “I am not?” Heartofthedark replied mockingly, “perhaps you would not mind if I study your blood for a while?” he added and flashed his sharp teeth. “Oh, come on”, Hitman said without fear, “don’t be like that. We need some information. Do you know of anything that might cause a portal to malfunction?”. “I might but the information is buried in my brain and I doubt anything can get it out of me”, Heartofthedark said and growled slightly as he grinned. “I see”, said Elni. “Oh”, said Rannei who kept a defensive stance. “All right then,” said Hitman and whistled innocently. “Then prepare for a trip”, Teeodd said and the vampire then realized he was getting beamed up to the space ship of the GH alien.
“WHY did you do this, Mistery?”, the vampire shouted as the alien approached. “I am Mistery no 5, her clone”, the green alien replied while waving some strange instrument in front of the raging vampire, “Mistery is asleep this time of night, you see.” No matter how the vampire growled or showed his teeth or tried to look as scary as possible, it did not make much of an impression. The alien seemed only more curious and kept asking him questions that made no sense. “Is this a common behavior of humans?”, she said and tried to make the same growling noise, “if it is then I “salute” you too…?”. “I am not mortal”, the vampire answered condescendingly. ”No?”, said the clone surprised, “but as far as the database can tell all humans are a time limited living species. The data does not comply”. “Your database needs some dusting, I guess”, the vampire answered and grinned, ”I am a vampire and an undead creature. I live on blood I suck out of human throats.” “Oh”, said the clone, “I see. How curious. So humans provide you with a source of nourishment. How very noble of them”. Heartofthedark could not help but smile at the confusion. “I am not so sure they are so willing to give their blood to me” he said and tried again to look dangerous but it still had no effect on the alien clone. “Oh,” she said simply, “this is very valuable data, indeed”. The alien turned her back and motioned for a something that looked like a very advanced computer panel. Heartofthedark immediately tried to jump on the alien from behind but was caught in some sort of energy field and bounced right back. “You are very strong for such a little creature”, the alien said absentmindedly as she pushed buttons and pulled a couple of levelers. “Please sit while a verify a few parameters and adjust some figures. Soon I will have the answer that you say is buried in your head.” She completely lost interest in the wild raging vampire who tried everything to look vicious and scary. “So many odd rituals they have on that peculiar planet”, she kept mumbling as she concentrated on the sophisticated flashing machine. “AH!” she said finally, “so we are looking for a creature that goes by the name MERCATOR.” With those words she sent the vampire back to the alley while informing Teeodd and Hunter of her discovery.

Lilliputt
06-29-2008, 22:53:09
CHAPTER 7

“No, Lilliputt, I have no carrots to offer you”, Iva said but her face was stiff as if drained of any emotional expression. Lilliputt sat down and observed Iva curiously. Again the ghoul face flashed by, making her seem evil. “How interesting” Lilliputt thought while searching her pockets for something edible. She wondered if Iva also had something similar to the Lilliputtish evil pinky, a feature that had become famous on Carrot Island. “Why are you staring at me like that?”, Iva spat out irritably, “I don’t think I am THAT interesting”. As she stared back, Lilliputt found the cold somewhat uncomfortable. “Well, I was just thinking that those eyes of yours might have something in common with my evil pinky.” Iva hesitated to answer, she gazed silently at Lilliputt. Finally she said with a hoarse voice “I have a curse, it was given by my inner net provider.” Lilliputt had never heard of such a thing but since Iva seemed to be very serious about it, she let the let the icy lady continue and simply nodded at the curious explanation. “Time and again my surfing will freeze, shift my very appearance on the net or sometimes even threaten to disconnect me from this virtual reality. I am bound by this curse and may well disappear without further notice.” Lilliputt didn’t really believe a beautiful lady could actually go missing without it being noticed but she didn’t think it proper to share this view. “I will help you”, she said simply and with the help of the tools provided in the purple hell she made a balloon that she filled with plenty of gibberish that everyone knew could float around in the air of ignorance. The only problem was to find a place in hell where there was actually a crater or an opening leading up and out of the caverns. The Main Page Hall seemed to offer the perfect spot and so the work began. Surprisingly it was only a matter of a few hours labor as plenty of riddlers showed an interest in helping out with the project. It gave Lilliputt an opportunity to use a part of the firewall to break Iva’s spell and also made sure the connection to the virtual reality would at least at some point melt if ever it froze. With the help of Lilliputtish reasoning as to how and if the balloon idea would work, Iva could soon climb into the little carrier at the end of the balloon. With a radiant smile she thanked the little old lady with a kiss on her forehead and a small bundle of forget-me-nots. Lilliputt stood blushing thoughtfully as the balloon lifted and disappeared into clouds that glistered like diamonds. She hoped Iva would find her journey a pleasant one.

“Perhaps it is telling us to fold a “hädan” so that it will balance off the stone”, Escape suggested. “What stone?” Dazed wondered, “all we got is a rubbish sentence and an invisible wall. “Having problems?” a familiar voice said behind them and as if out of nowhere Jenni stepped forward with a big smile on her face. “Hello everyone”, she said cheerfully. “JENNI!!” exclaimed all her friends happily in chorus, “how… when… but… what” they fumbled on tripling over each other’s questions to get a word in. “Oh”, said Jenni, “I’ve just been to Hell and back. Not that special” she continued modestly. “But how did you get here”, Lili wondered curiously. “I used a pop up but it seems I got it wrong somehow so instead of going where I was supposed to I ended up here… thankfully. Is Lilliputt here too?”, she asked but was only met with shocked surprise. “What do you mean ‘is Lilliputt here too’”, said Doglover, ”have you seen my mum?”. “Oh sure, she was at the palace”, Jenni said lightly. “What palace?!”, Escape said in confusion. “The heart of The Labyrith of Ancient Paths of course”, said Jenni as a matter of fact. “Are you going to see the three ladies? I bet Brimful-Asha is watching us now” Jenni said with a bit of a chuckle, “here let me help you with that” she offered and with a twist of a gadget she had gotten from Purple Hell she unlocked the invisible barrier. “Pity there is no walkthrough but I think we can use a few eggs to make a short cut” Jenni said in thought and motioned for the others to follow her. On their journey to the heart of The Labyrinth of the Ancient Paths she had a lot of explaining to do. She began her story from where she had met Lilliputt and how they agreed to explore the Labyrinth together, how they ended up in Purple hell and met all the other riddlers. “LOST her?! Whadda ya mean you LOST HER?!!”, Doglover demanded and stared at Jenni with wide open puppy eyes. “Well”, said Jenni and blushed “Lilliputt was supposed to use the tab interface but it looks like she got held up. I am not sure where she is but I know Brim will find her. That is why I think we should hurry to the castle. Brim will sort it out.” “She better”, Doglover muttered and kicked a pebble in frustration.
After several hours of wandering around the Labyrinth though, it occurred to Becky that Jennis concept of a short cut might not be so short cut after all. Every “oops” of hers seemed to mean that their journey just got a little longer. She was not prepared for the floating platforms or that the scenery surrounding them changed every so often. Also, Becky could sense that time was passing but it was impossible to say what time it was since every platform seemed to exist in its own time. Sometimes there was a light that felt like dawn while on other platforms it was just in the middle of the night or regular daytime. The most extraordinary ones were simply floating in mid air and had a spectacular view of the rest of the labyrinth with the floating platforms, the forest below them and the enchanting castle that grew more splendid the nearer they got. “Checkpoints” Jenni called them and Becky could imagine why. From the checkpoints she had at least some idea of what time it was and thought that it was possible they would not make it to the castle with all the “ooops” until nightfall. She was worried about that silly little lady with pink hair and false teeth but at the moment there was nothing Becky could do for her.

Teeodd had returned with Hunter to the ladies in the heart of The Labyrith of Ancient Paths. As he stepped into one of the main halls he realized that there was an unusual light filling the back parts of the castle. A star had settled just below the highest towers and filled the inner courtyard, the main halls, galleries, loggias and terraces with a gentle warm light. The shining star was engaged in a conversation with Brimful-Asha. He admired for a moment the lady in her green garment who seemed so occupied with her crystal ball and the conversation with her unusual guest. Hunter suddenly appeared behind her and kissed her neck as a greeting which surprised her and made her laugh heartily. She chased off the ill mannered scoundrel by sending an orange with her psychic abilities against him. Teeodd frowned but said nothing. As he started to approach the lady in green he could hear her resume her chat with the shining star. “….so you are sure they have entered our realm, Shining?”, she asked thoughtfully without a hint of a blush at what had just happened. “I am sure Brim”, bellowed the star earnestly, “there were five of them and they were asking about Lilliputt.” “I see. Well, I suppose we can expect a visit from them at any moment then”, Brim said thoughtfully, “so, Teeodd, what did you find out for us on your trip to GamersHood planet?”, she added abruptly and motioned for the stumped swordsman to step forward. “It is as we feared”, Teeodd answered grimly, “the web crawler is back, spreading slurp spiders all over the planet. There is no doubt they were responsible for the disaster of Carrot Island and I expect we will need to face this danger or the link between our worlds will be lost.” “There is little time then”, Brim said and frowned, “unfortunate indeed.” Mindlessly she focused on the hallway leading to the front gates and said casually “they have arrived. I’d better open the door”. As a result, the great doors of the palace opened slowly though no one was anywhere near them and in the shadow a gasping group of newly arrived dwellers of Gamershood planet stood carefully inspecting the dark hallway. Becky was the first to step into the alabaster like building, followed by Dazed, Escape, Doglover and Lili. Jenni was the only one who had not reacted to the self opening doors but found it more interesting to look for riddlers on the hovering platforms in front of the palace. When the doors started to close she hurried inside so that she would not risk leaving her group of friends. Well inside, the group was greeted by a little glowing orb that seemed to float in mid air. The light of the orb filled the hall with a warm yellowish color that made the symbolic carvings and extravagant moldings on the walls fairly visible. “Well, come on”, said Jenni impatiently,” you are not going to stand here and grow roots are you?”. She followed the little orb as it moved further into a hallway and her friends choose to let her lead the way while they curiously inspected the unfamiliar surroundings in silent amazement. The great tapestries, the colorful carpets, the masterfully carved pillars and the vast dimensions of the rooms made their heads spin in the attempt to try and take it all in. Suddenly they heard a sweet welcoming warm voice that made them stumble on one another when trying to halt. “Welcome”, Brimful-Asha announced, “to The Labyrith of Ancient Paths. I am Brimful-Asha and I have news of your missing friend Lilliputt. You must come with me and I shall explain the situation. A great danger has fallen upon your world and I wish to help you.” The group of friends was not prepared for the meeting of the beautiful lady and the only one who managed to make anything resembling a sound was Doglover. “Brlbdup!” she said.

Lilliputt
07-03-2008, 13:21:31
CHAPTER 8

Lilliputt soon realized she was stuck in hell but never thought hell would feel so purple. Without Iva and Jenni she was not sure if she could find her way back to the Labyrinth since she did not have any sense of direction. North for example, in her mind, could be just about anywhere. She aimlessly wandered around the caverns looking for some help, choosing her way with her “eeny meeny miny mo –method”. Soon she ended up in a grayish ash grand hall, with shelves of books and scrolls, behind a worn old wooden desk that read “helpdesk”. On the desk was a sign that said “Administration out for lunch, please consult General Faq for information”. “Administration out for lunch, please consult General Faq for information”. “What an odd name!” Lilliputt thought and tried to find riddlers to ask for the whereabouts of “general Faq” but there was no one to be found around the helpdesk area. She thought that maybe the general had his office close by and started to explore the great hall. There was a hallway to the right of the desk that connected to several minor offices with signs that announced the title of the person inside. The hallway was neat and tidy, lit with glowing cold bluish stones in the ceiling and all the doors were white with steel handles. Lilliputt thought it rather similar to a hallway of a hospital but still browsed through the signs until she found the generals office. She politely knocked on the door but there was no answer so she carefully tried the handle and found it unlocked. She peered inside and realized the office was conference room with a big board hanging on the opposite wall of the door. She let herself in and skimmed through all the information that was flashing on the big black board. The room had a long square table with many comfortable chairs on all sides and there were pencils and office materials placed neatly in the middle. The room had white walls, hardly any decorations and the same cool light as in the hallway. It seemed uninviting but Lilliputt had no plans to stay for long anyway. The information she needed suddenly caught her eye. She was told that if she got caught in Hell she just needed to push the green back button. Puzzled, she searched the room and found a green arrow button on the end of the table where a slightly bigger chair had been placed. But when she pushed the button, a part of the floor underneath her opened and she fell right though with a surprised shriek. She landed with a thump on the floor at Purple Hell where she first started off exploring the caves with Jenni. “OH!”, she thought sarcastically, “THAT sure helped!” She murmured something while trying to make the web work so that she might at least be able to surf back to the Labyrinth. But something green on the cave wall caught her eye, another green arrow button. She hesitated but she thought that out of two evils in Hell, one may want to try the less bad choice. Lilliputt moved every step she took cautiously, examining the cave floor as if it was all just a big trap and as she pushed the button she closed her eyes and held her breath.

“Brim!”, screamed Monkey rushing through the palace with excitement, “I FOUND HER! I FOUND LILLIPUTT!!”. Bizarrochick had joined the company of the others in the great hall and looked just as surprised as the rest at the news. “Did we lose her?”, she asked in confusion at which Jenni blushed and tried to hide her reaction by examining carefully the floor of the hall. “Where is she?!” Escape, Doglover and Becky exclaimed at the same time. “She is HERE, Brim”, Monkey went on hardly noticing the reactions of the newly arrived guests, “on one of the platforms.” Brimful-Asha flew on her feet and caught the hovering globe above her. She frowned as the glow from the globe grew stronger and projected a light in which a figure appeared in mid air. Like a hologram, the little character moved around a little platform they all recognized. “But…. It’s MUM!”, Doglover squeaked in surprise. “It’s the platform we were at before going to Purple Hell”, said Jenni just as surprised, “why is she still there?”. “There is no time for questions”, Brimful-Asha said with her eyes closed as if in deep thought or concentration, “we will need her here now. Jenni, Monkey, Bizarrochick and I will fix our powers on her and bring her here with us.” “Uh…. your powers?”, said Dazed in disbelief, “you mean your mumbo-jumbo. Don’t you have any dragons to call and fetch her? I just think it would be better if you use a method that doesn’t seem so risky.” “The dragons cannot enter the Labyrinth of the ancient paths”, Bizarrochick explained, “this is by far the fastest way to get her here.” “Hush!”, said Brim with her eyes still closed. Without a word all the ladies of the Labyrinth put their right hand above the hovering crystal ball and closed their eyes. Hunter and Teoodd were still in the hall but simply witnessed the goings without interfering, the rest of the group formed a circle around the Labyrinth ladies and waited with expressions from grim weary suspicion to baffled silence. Minutes felt like hours, the light from the shining star outside still filled the Great Hall but there was not a sound but a buzzing noise from the hovering globe. Suddenly a portal appeared at one of the entrances to the Great Hall and Lilliputt came tumbling through it with her pink wig hair in a mess, almost dropping her fake teeth to the floor. “If you veally veed me tho bad….. could you think of a better way to do it than catapulting me into a portal? I am not a tennith ball, you know!” she complained as she straightened her teeth and brushed off her clothes irritably. No eyes were dry when her friends and family rushed to her side to greet her, all hollering cheers and laughing as they joined in a very big group hug. The little lady was almost knocked down on the floor again but her daughters caught and held her firmly close as they laughed at her bewildered surprise and confused expression. “What are you doing here?”, she demanded when she finally had a chance to come to grips with this new situation, “why are you not at work, kitten? And I thought you had school, young pup!”. “Well”, said Becky with a broad grin, “we thought you were in trouble and came to rescue you”. “Troubble?! What rubbish!”, the little lady answered dismissively, ”What on GH gave you that idea? I am perfectly fine, though I believe this place has a sad shortage of carrots” she grumbled stubbornly. Brimful-Asha cut in with a frown “I am glad to see you back safe and sound, Lilliputt, but we have a serious problem on our hands. The webcrawler Mercator has entered the world of GamersHood and threatens to unleash his slurps spiders onto every island with their infiltrating threads. We will need to set a trap for him.””How will this trap work?” asked Lili feeling worried for her friends back on GamersHood planet. “This trap causes the web crawler to enter something like an infinite loop, which wastes the slurp spider's resources. When he is caught the slurp spiders will lose their powers,” Monkey explained, “it is a nasty business but we will have to hurry to get it set in time”. “May I ask why you need me then?”, said Lilliputt. Bizzarochick looked at her in surprise, “well, we will obviously need some bait….”.

Hitman, Rannei, Heartofthedark, Elni and SimplyCrazy had caught up with some other GH residents when returning to Miranda Island and the GH hotel. Among many were Dia, RBS and Crimsonthread. Hundreds had met up in the famous hotel, all with strange stories of slurp spiders that had been caught lurking around threads. Panic was spreading among the community and no one knew whom to turn to. An improvised meeting was held in the major dining room where Hitman and Rannei told everyone about their adventures on Carrot Island and their meeting with Teeodd and Hunter. From Mistery no 5 they had learned about the coming threat on GamerHood planet, the arrival of Mercantor the WebCrawler. When they got to the part about the Labyrinth of the Ancient Paths, their story got somewhat confusing, because neither Hitman nor Rannei had much understanding about it. When they finally tried to calm the crowd down by maintaining that help was on the way, a thunderbolt flashed outside the great French dining room windows followed by loud dark crackling sound. Suddenly the wind increased and the wooden parts of the building started to squeak, the rattle of a heavy rain hit the roofs and the flashes and sounds of thunder kept striking down on the outside. The feel of doom crept up on the residents and a low murmur spread among them as they sought to find comfort in each other’s company. The sunlight had been curtained with a dark carpet of clouds that filled the sky above the hotel. Suddenly, there was another noise that seemed to increase as the storm raged on. Almost like the march of an army. A few worried residents gathered their courage and peeked out the windows. The woods were far off but the surrounding meadows were whipped by the storm and looked unwelcoming in gloomy light. What was more alarming
though, was the line of creatures emerging out of the woods by the thousands: an army of big creepy nasty looking slurp spiders. The hotel was surrounded and the storm kept raging as if nature itself protested against the attack.

Lilliputt
07-07-2008, 13:39:19
CHAPTER 9

All reacted at the same time at Bizarrochicks proposition. “What in da…?!”, doglover cried. “You must be joking”, Lili said in disbelief. “Well, that is SO not gonna happen!”, Escape added warily. “Oh, and the mumbo-jumbo just keeps getting better”, mocked Dazed with a smirk while Becky pushed Lilliputt behind her and started to snarl, showing her sharp white wolf fangs. No one was however as shocked as Lilliputt. “Oh, yay! That is right, sacrifice the old lady, why don’t you?!”, she said sarcastically, “please let me know when you have found your sane minds again, you must have dropped them somewhere!”. “It won’t be that bad”, Jenni tried to mediate. “The plan has been carefully thought out,” Brimful-Asha said smoothly. “OH! It has, has it?!”, Lilliput shouted, “and here I thought there seems to be a small FLAW in your plan! Let me see… WHAT can it BE? Oh yes…. inviting a webcrawler for dinner. Main course: ME!!”. Lilliputt crossed her arms and held her nose high in stubborn outraged composure, but her pink wig and small height only made her look slightly silly. Brim gave her a warm sympathetic smile and continued, “please let us explain. It is not as simple as letting just anyone act as bait or I would have acted as one myself.” Bizarrochick nodded and Jenni sat down with a frown. Monkey started to toy with an orange while nodding in agreement to what was being said. “We believe with good reason that this webcrawler is responsible for the disaster on Carrot Island. It seems his target was Lilliputt and we believe it is due to her unusual gifts as a dragon singer and reptile charmer. It is possible Lilliputt is in possession of unique psychic powers but we have not had time to verify the claim. However, the webcrawler may have found a way to appraise Lilliputts abilities and targeted her in order to drain her of those qualities.” At this Lilliputt gulped while the rest of the group listened with eyes wide open. “So,” Brim continued, “if we are to catch this character we will need a bait to lure him into the trap my friends and I will set. You must join us in a session where your astral body will appear in a sacred realm where we believe Mercator is hiding. It is called “The Hall of Rules” where rules of all realms are shaped and blown out to shield the virtual realities from mischief. But first we have to battle against the threat that has come upon the GamersHood Hotel. I ask Teeodd and Hunter to chase the evil slurp spiders together with Becky and Dazed. I ask the rest of you to organize and mobilize the dwellers at the hotel to stand an attack if it will be necessary. We will soon launch an attack from here and have the slurp spiders flee from the area. It will buy some time so that we can rid the webcrawler from GamersHood planet. Do you all agree?”, she demanded and then fell silent, expecting an answer. “I am in”, Dazed said, “I hate spiders but I’ll try my best to fend them off”. “I will join my friend Dazed in the battle but I will leave with a warning: my friend Lilliputt is not to be harmed or so help me I will tear this palace apart stone by stone!”, Becky said and showed her fangs at the last part. “Fair enough”, Monkey said, “I will take full responsibility of the safety of Lilliputt.” “Someone better!”, Doglover said crossing her paws and managed a “pffft” as well. It was agreed and Lilliputt was left at the palace while her friends and family from GamersHood planet went back through separate portals in groups.

Teoodd stepped out of the portal and into the raging rain that was accompanied by several bolts of thunder. He pulled his cape tighter and drew his Sword of Truth. It was not dark yet, just very gloomy. The meadow near the GH hotel would soon be flooded with dark slurp spiders, the size of a full grown man. He tried to evaluate the situation, knowing that Hunter was around scouting carefully the area just as Becky and Dazed had set off to do the same. In a few moments they would have to struggle against hopeless odds. It could be worse though… it could be impossible odds. He giggled at his own little joke until he heard a tiny little cracking sound that made him spin around with the sword held high and ready to strike. “Hello”, said the familiar and friendly panda with a big smile, “terrible weather we are having, huh?”. He emerged with the little squirrel on his shoulder and Rannei the ninja on his right side. “We thought you’d might need a hand”, the squirrel chirped cheerfully. “How very noble of you but…”, Teeodd tried but Hunter broke him off as he ran to his side screaming “HERE THEY COOOOOOOOOOOOOOME!”. The battle turned out to be more like a “catch me if you can” sort of game. Teeodd tried with all his might to strike the foe with his sword but all he managed to do with the Truth was divide the spiders in half… making more of them. “THAT is your plan?!”, Dazed screamed, “here is a thought: it’s NOT WORKING!!”. She jumped up on the head of a spider and held on tight while Becky chased another with fangs grinning wide. “Hey!” Crazy screamed, “over here!”. “No!”, said Rannei “look over here!”, challenging the spiders on. In their confusion the spiders ran after the ladies and kept knocking each other out in the attempt to catch the brave ninja and the fearless little squirrel. “Oooouf… that was a close one, Becky”, Dazed said wnd bent down to straighten her shoe, “they almost got to me you know”. “Hey Dazed! Who are you talking to?”, Becky screamed from another end of the field. “Huh? To you of course, standing right over… oooooh…. uh-oh!”, Dazed said realizing her friend was nowhere near her but only more spiders,”Ooops!”. The spiders had finally grown too big in numbers and where about to overpower the little group of friends who had tried so bravely to spread disorientation and confusion amongst the spiders. “So this is how it ends”, Becky thought grimly when she was caught by a spider thread and helplessly watched as it was about to sink its teeth onto her neck. Suddenly a great bang soared throughout the sky and a head the size of a planet appeared. It was a familiar wrinkled face with a pink wig and fake teeth. Lilliput’s head was glowing in the sky and she looked surprised at the scene beneath her. The light from her head reflected on Teeodd’s Sword of Truth and the beam cut through the line of the spiders like a laser blade, making spiders turn into great big puffs of black smoke. “Blubb, blubb, blubb”, said Lilliputt making ugly faces at the spiders because she didn’t know how to scare them and she didn’t really know what to say or do. “Prrrrrrrrt…. Na-na na-na NAAAA-NAAA”, she carried on showing her tongue and shaking her head slightly. The thunder went silent and the air cleared to let sunlight in and chase the powers of the dark off the meadows. “BOO!”, Lilliputt went on “Bjubb, bjubb, bjubb, bjubb!” still making faces of the most extraordinary silly kind. Dazed couldn’t keep herself from laughing and was soon joined by many others. Those few spiders that managed to stay clear of the sunlight and Teeodds sword beam rushed back into the forest in panic. The victory cries from the hotel could be heard all the way down to the meadows as the shadows of the storm lifted and a rainbow arose in the sky in beautiful bright colors. “Oh, that was close”, Crazy chirped. “It’s not over yet,” Hunter said with a grin, limping toward her with a damaged leg. “Hunter is right!”, said Teeodd, “the battle may be won but Mercator is still hiding in the other realm, waiting to strike again.” “Will you help us?!”, Becky shouted to the Lilliputt face but there was no answer, only a faint smile as the giant head faded off into a cloud.

*THIS CHAPTER DOES NOT FIT IN ONE POST AND SO IT CONTINUES IN THE NEXT POST*

Lilliputt
07-07-2008, 13:44:30
“Hurrah!”, shouted Lilliputt and tripped around the palace floor happily, arms stretched out high “ it worked!”. “Yes, that was close but we managed to get there in time”, Bizarrochick said and smiled. “It is high time we prepare for the trap that will seal Mercator’s doom”, Brimful-Asha said grimly. “Sisters, lets join together and weave a thread around Lilliputt before sending her off on a mission to defeat him.” Lilliputt stood by the ladies as they joined together again around the hovering orb. She felt very silly just standing with her arms crossed and doing nothing while everybody else worked hard to solve all problems. Jenni, Monkey, Bizarrochick and Brimful-Asha murmured words of a long forgotten language that sounded oh so similar to computer gibberish in Lilliputts ears. Such words usually had relaxing effect on Lilliputt to the point where she would actually fall asleep. The murmurs kept going, making her eyelids feel heavier and heavier. Halfway into heavy sleep she was brutally shook to a waking state. “HEY LILLIPUTT!”, Jenni said cheerfully, “no time for snores now. Gotta face the music, see?” Lilliputt blinked sleepily and tried to focus on what had been said. “I do NOT SNORE!”, she protested and crossed her arms, nose held high, “it’s just that I am not used to this climate.” “Of course not”, Jenni agreed teasingly. “Well, the thread is all knitted and done. All you have to do is step right in and stay put. We will take care of the rest”, Jenni said encouragingly. “What if it doesn’t work?”, Lilliputt wondered. “That would be a pity,” Brim agreed thoughtfully, “but at the moment there is no choice. It will HAVE to work!” That didn’t make Lilliputt feel any better and as she stepped into the knitted thread she thought that staying in the Labyrinth might be a better idea.
Stepping into the thread was like riding a roller-coaster and Lilliputt hated such things as she believed such contraptions weren’t suited for the elderly. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!”, she screamed as she rushed up and down the thread, “WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE ARE THE BREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAKS?! STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP THIS THIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!” But no one heard her and for what felt like an eternity she kept rolling around the thread, up and down she went, faster and faster it got. Suddenly she was thrown out of the thread and leaped into mid air until she landed on her famous ASS-et. “OUGH!”, she cried in discomfort. She had fallen right into an abandoned court… or perhaps what resembled like a courtyard. There was a old gray stone wall surrounding wild growing bushes and plant that had seemed to overtake the area. Lilliputt didn’t see any building but she was so hidden under leaves and flowers she couldn’t see much of anything beyond that. She thought the The Hall of Rules would look more like a court of law and not a court of wild flowers, or maybe a study or library with many books and signs about proper behavior. This place seemed so deserted. A terrible thought struck her. What if this was Mercator’s doing? What if the rules of virtual realities would be forgotten and left to grow in the wild? It would mean chaos and the downfall of many worlds and the influence of those who only seek power would be unstoppable. She realized what a great danger this webcrawler really was to her world, not to mention her dear and loved ones. All she had to do now was… well, nothing. What a strange way to invoke law enforcement, just sit on your ASSet and let someone else do the job for you. She thought that it could not harm to try and explore this new place but she only walked a few feet before walking straight into an invisible wall. “OUCH!”, she cried discontent. After a few more tries in different directions Lilliputt soon realized that she was inside a little bubble. “Served in a
cheese cover, huh? Pity I don’t smell like cheddar,” she said ironically out loud and the realized she had not had a bath in a while. Well, what would it matter if she smelled like an old pair of unwashed socks when meeting an enemy? In the scheme of things it seemed like a minor detail. It was a very passive situation and she wondered what Mercator needed to keep quiet. A pacifier? She giggled at the thought: “All hail the mighty Mercator, lord of fear and his holy pink PACIFIER!!”. It felt better to picture her enemy with a big pink pacifier plugged into his repulsive mouth. Tp make time pass she started to whistle the coconut song for a bit until she heard a crackling noise nearby. Suddenly he just stood there, all in black of course. Bad enemies tend to dress in dark colors for some reason. He wore a mask that look like a hideous demon skull with unnatural jaws. No armor or weapons, just a very big revolting grin. He walked slowly towards her, hissing and spitting with every step like a poisonous snake. It occurred to Lilliputt that this might have been the real reason why he had been so eager to get her out of the way. Of all creatures on all planets, snakes didn’t bother her at all. She started to mumble and half sing the way she would do when trying to have a conversation with a snake. Mercator responded, not in a dialect she had ever heard but she could still understand him. His words were filled with hate and malice that she thought the serpent inhabitants his former layer may well have kicked him out. Also, like most reptiles he was very snooty and superficial, demanding respect and obedience. A war of words broke out between them as he kept trying to aggravate her by hissing insults but Lilliput kept herself on guard as she had a very long experience with this sort of snakes. Suddenly he attacked by leaping head on but he was not used to his human form and stumbled on his own legs falling helplessly on the bubble that immediately wrapped around him like a blanket. He screamed and hissed and cursed but nothing helped. The more he struggled the more the invisible wall spun in a loop that would not stop. A portal opened and he vanished inside still screaming curses. It was over, the slurp spiders would stop spreading in the virtual worlds and her family and friends would be safe. She sighed in relief.

Lilliputt
07-07-2008, 13:47:06
CHAPTER 10
The party held on GH Hotel that night could have been heard for many miles away. The music was drowned by the noise of happy cheers by the residents of GamersHood planet. No one questioned the idea to have fireworks fired off in broad daylight or letting roosters dance with chickens in the main ball room. It gave “the chicken dance” a totally new meaning. Everyone was happy and cheerful, telling jokes and making each other smile like the always used to. Escape was dancing again with her husbat, Doglover and Hollandgirl were debating whether one should use flower or flour when baking a cake, Mistery no 5 was actively trying to take notes of all the new interesting data about the behaviors of the GH residents and Hitman was being chased by many of the female residents for smooches. But Becky was absent in all the cheerful joys, she sat outside in the meadows staring helplessly at the sky. She had not seen Lilliputt since the slurp spiders had fled and there was no word from the other realm about her well being. She sighed. The urge to howl took over and she voiced her feelings loud and clear toward the sun. “You know, it’s not THAT late,” said Dazed in an attempts to cheer her friend up, “what’s the matter?”. “I want to know if Lilliputt is all right”, the wolf said unhappily, “there has not been a word, Dazed, not a single word from that place.””Well, it seems like Teeodd might have something for you then. He has asked to announce a message from The Labyrinth of Ancient Paths. Come on”, Dazed said with a smile and they both went back inside.
It was hard to get a good view because the ballroom was packed with people but somehow the wolf and her friend managed to get somewhat closer to the middle of the room. “Dear friends, you have shown great courage at the threat that you faced today. I am honored to be here with you and share this moment of victory!”, Teoodd began and was met by deafening cheers and cries of joy. He took a moment to let the crowd calm down. “However your world has suffered many blows and it is time to rebuild what has been broken. Carrot Island is still in many ways in shambles and you must together try and mend what got destructed by the storm that Mercator created. For those of you that are wondering about your little pink wigged lady Lilliputt, I am happy to say that she is doing very well and is resting on the realms beyond this one.”

The blur was about to give way to a sharper vision of the room were she was resting. Being tossed around in threads was not her idea of fun and it could not possibly be good for her health at her age. At least she refused to think so. Lilliputt sat up in her bed. She was back in that comfy place that had been her first experience of the palace at The Labyrith of Ancient Paths. Still woozy she tried to get off the bed. It was high time to pack her belongings and get back to her little cottage at Carrot Island. The carrots surely needed attention and who knew what her no good help Tiny Gumperball had been up to. Sleeping on the job most likely. She snorted. The packing got her so excited she hardly noticed the knock on her door. Brimful-Asha let herself in, this time dressed in a beautiful blue garment with golden patters. She stepped very lightly and smiled warmly at the little 85 year old lady. Lilliputt could have sworn that her feet grew ten feet and she froze in her step as she met the beautiful ladys gaze. Of course her nose decided to run so she had to blow her nose in front of Brimful-Asha. “I have such a way to make people feel welcome”, Lilliputt thought sarcastically and tried once again to hide her blushing cheeks to no avail. “I am going home!”, Lilliputt announced without hesitation, “my work is done here.” “But dear Lilliputt, your work has only begun,” Brimful- Asha replied still smiling, “the portal to GamersHood planet is not working and our powers are at a minimum for the time being because we had to use so much in order to defeat Mercator. Also, you have a whole new world here to explore and you will also need time to learn more of your abilities. If a webcrawler such as Mercator returns, you may need all the knowledge about your abilities you can get.” “But… my carrots,” Lilliputt tried sheepishly. “Your carrots will be well taken care of. No doubt will your kitten daughter need a break from her boss from time to time. I am sure she will see to your vegetables.”Lilliputt sat dawn on the bed and stared at her hands. She had not thought that there would not be a return back but maybe she did need to learn about those gifts that she had never really questioned. “When the time comes and your hut has been rebuilt on Carrot Island, you can do as you wish and go back. But for now, I was hoping you would accept our offer to become an apprentice.” “I don’t want to lose my friends and family, I need to stay in touch”, Lilliputt mumbled still staring at her hands. “As you remember, the hidden HTM river runs underneath us. It is an enchanted river. Put your message in a bottle and let the river carry it away,” Brimful-Asha adviced, “the reciver will always get it.” That did cheer the little lady up and she stood on her feet decisively. “I accept the offer”, she said. She walked out of the room and this is how The Labyrith of Ancient Paths got their oldest apprentice ever. Lilliputt became a Labyrinthian in the making.


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EscapeGirl
07-15-2008, 08:33:15
(This is a story being written by EscapeGirl and Funja. Feel free to post any comments in the thread for Gamershood Planet story reviews, HERE. (http://www.gamershood.com/forum/showthread.php?t=3327&page=14))

The Great Quake Shake

The chat was quiet and the loonies were lazily kicked back on many sofas talking about their days when the whole chat suddenly started to shake. Escape, familiar with this from her alternate reality yelled, "Gamershood Quake! Get under the tables! Hurry!" Loonies scrambled quickly to doorways and under tables - never having experienced such a thing before. Many running right into each other. Funja, dropped and did a perfect ninja roll from his spot on the sofa to a safe spot under a nearby table. SimplyCrazy scrambled into Lilliputt's closet full of wigs, hoping to find safety there - sneezing as all the hairs tickled her squirrel nose. Shining quickly left the sofa and shot back up to the sky with a bright flash so she could watch the quake unfold from above Gamershood Planet. Glancing at the Google Mountains - watching a new mountain form from the movement of the quake - she saw a soda bottle topple over. "JONES!" Jones rolled down the mountain and out of Shiningstar's sight. The shaking finally stopped, and she fell back to Gamershood Chit Chat with a shining streak behind her.

"You guys! Is everyone okay?!" Loonies crawled out from under tables and doorways - shaken, but okay. Crazy fell out of the closet with one of Lilliputt's purple wigs tangled on her head. Murmers of, "I'm okay, are you?" filled the room as the loonies confirmed all were fine. Shining then shouted, "It's Jones! He was searching the Google Mountains, and I think he's in trouble! He was there when the earthquake hit! We need to go find him!"

The loonies all looked up, worried. "What?! We need to form a search party," replied Funja matter-of-factly. Escape shook her head in agreement. "Okay! Who wants to come?" Funja looked around to see who would join him. BatCat (aka Escape) raised her paw quickly, as did the very adventurous squirrel, Crazy.

Shining raised her "point" and commented that since she saw the general area where Jones was, she wanted to be involved. It was decided that Shining, Funja, Escape, and Simply would set out in search for Jones while the others would work to clean up the mess from the quake and help anyone who might need it back at the hotel. The search team would set out immediately...

To be Continued by Funja...

funja
07-15-2008, 22:24:44
Chapter 2


Okay we need to get to the Google mountains we are on Myranda
Any ideas. Shining chimes in ‘’I could fly everyone over there but it might take awhile and I cant Take you straight to the Google Mountains we can only make it to the coast”. That is perfect Escape said. We have to get outside , does anyone know the Way out I said. I do escape said. It’s this way she runs down a hall with cat like reflexes pounces around the corner it is just over here. Everyone follows escape to the exit. She opens the door and it gets really cold oops that isn’t the exit that is the freezer how do we get out. Maybe it is this door simply crazy said opens door and light flows in I found it he yelled. We run out the door into the intense light. I can’t see anything. Simply crazy, I have an idea *pulls out four pair of sunglasses*. Everyone puts the glasses on now we can see.

Shining grabs hold of everyone and takes off into the air. OMG shining exclaimed I don’t know which way it is. Where is Carrot island escape, funja asked? It is west of Adventure Island which is north of Myranda. So we need to go north to adventure island. Then west to Carrot Island and land on the coast. We fly for a while until Adventure Island comes into view. So we turn west and head towards Carrot Island. Then we all hear the crunch of carrots in the distance. We have to be close to Carrot island, oh no fog I can’t see anything.

TO BE CONTINUED BY ESCAPE GIRL

EscapeGirl
07-16-2008, 07:55:56
CHAPTER 3

The team hung tightly onto Shining as she maneuvered her way through the fog. "Put your sunglasses away, Funja. That'll help ya see," said Crazy as she rolled her eyes a bit. "Really, those are only good in BRIGHT light." Funja put away his sunglasses and still had a bit of difficulty seeing through the dense fog.

All were silent until suddenly Escape yelled, "Watch out!" But her warning was too late. They flew right into the Lilliputt's empty thatched roof hut and landed on the floor with a thump, except Escape who bounced back up the minute she landed. "Phew! I'm glad I had a moment to curl my tail like a spring for that landing." She looked at her friends in a pile on the floor trying to get untangled from eachother and rubbing their heads. "Are you guys okay?" she asked, helping Crazy to her paws. They nodded. Escape realized the crunching they had heard must have been the Smurfs in the field, eating on the job...

Shining wiped stardust off her face and stood up. "Well, we're close now...shouldn't be too much further. But I saw there are Slurp Spiders down in the Yahoo Swamp that we have to go through to get to the Google Mountains." She sighed loudly. "I hate those things." She shuddered nervously.

Funja realized people were talking and shouted, "WHY IS EVERYONE WHISPERING!? I CAN'T HEAR YOU." The other three looked at him and started ROFLing uncontrollably. "WHAT'S SO FUNNY?" he continued to yell. Shining got to her feet, still laughing, and removed carrots that had been slightly lodged into his ears.

"We found out how well carrots worked as ear plugs long ago," giggled Shining as she tossed the carrots aside. "But what I was warning everyone about, are the Slurp Spiders in the swamp that we have to cross..."

Funja blushed slightly and then his face quickly got serious again. "Okay. Slurp Spiders? Anyone know how to handle them?"

Escape held her head high. "I have a lot of experience with them." She reached into her BatCat utility belt and pulled out a large wooden stick. "I have a Slurp Spider stick." As she spoke, an empty bottle of carrot rum fell out of her open utility belt, and rolled across the floor; stopping at Crazy's feet. She blushed profusely and quickly picked it up. The others just stared at her, stifling their giggles.

Crazy could not resist the urge to comment, "Escape!! What did you do? Clear out yours and your amigas' stash?!" Escape shook her head no and continued blushing as Crazy laughed heartily.

Shining, still focused on the thought of the Slurp Spiders said, "And I can shine so bright I can blind them momentarily... Maybe you can sneak by while I do that." She watched Escape fumbling with other gadgets and bottles in her utility belt.

Funja looked up. "Okay. Sounds good. And I've got my ninja skills. I might be be able to hide in the shadows and move by them undetected. Let's get going."

Crazy hopped onto Funja's shoulder and shrugged. "I've no defense against them." Funja gave her a pat on her head as if to say it was okay, and the crew headed out toward the Yahoo swamp...

To be continued by Funja...

funja
07-17-2008, 05:20:56
Chapter 4

As we all ran across the fields,spanning the distance between the swamp and Lilliput’s hut. We just have to get the rest of the way across the field to the swamps, escape said. The smell of rotted leaves and slurp juice filled the air, as the swamp appeared on the horizon. Oh no, crazy exclaimed, I can hear slurping in the distance. All of a sudden everyone stopped and fell down. Oh no swamp mud, it will pull us down until we can’t breathe. Is there anything in your utility belt that can help us escape? I don’t know, she said ,bottles fell out of her belt as she was looking through it. Have you been hitting the carrot rum a little hard lately escape. Everyone laughed, as she exclaimed ,there is nothing in here. I have an idea, I can use my throwing star ,combined with some kind of rope. I don’t have a rope oh no. Use this vine ,shining said, as she threw me the vine. I tied the vine around the throwing star and threw it towards the trees. It is stuck, simply yelled. Here ,simply run up the vine and wait for us, on the tree branch. Simply ran up the vine and yelled when she got to the top, get out quick there are hundreds of slurp spiders over here. As everyone pulled themselves out of the mud. We are surrounded by slurp spiders ,shining yelled.

Maybe we don’t have to fight them, we can confuse them I have a plan. Shining flash as bright as you can, for about three seconds, escape give me some flee spray ,and simply get back on my shoulder. As everyone was getting out what I said ,the slurp spiders are closing in on us. Okay this is going to be a one shot thing. Shining bright as you can, now, the swamp was filled whith light at that moment. Escape throw that spray as high as you can above them. As the flee spay flew up in the air I pulled out a kini knife, and struck the bottle . It exploded filling the swamp with a mist. Now everyone run as fast as you can straight that way.

To be continued by EscapeGirl

EscapeGirl
08-07-2008, 08:13:52
Everyone ran past the swarm of Slurp Spiders and made it safely across the swamp mud. Panting, they all came to a stop and looked back. "Great thinking, Funja!!" exclaimed Simply from her spot on his shoulder.

"Thanks! I was a little nervous it wouldn't work, but what choice did I have?" Funja replied.

Escape piped up, "You guys, we have to hurry. Jones could be in some real trouble up there. Especially if we have any aftershocks!" She looked at them all nervously.

"Let me shoot up to the sky and see if I can spot where we need to go! I'll be right back!" Shining, shot up into the sky with a flash, and glistened in the distance, her brilliant light lighting up the sky. The group looked up, waiting for her return.

Suddenly a bright flash lit up the sky and the group had to cover their eyes momentarily. Looking up again, Escape exclaimed, "She's GONE!!!!!!!" Shining could not be seen in the sky, nor was she seen returning to the group. "But....where....what....." Escape's voice trailed off as she and the other searched the sky. She thought she may have seen Mistery's space ship up there...but couldn't be sure. Since the group had noticed her weakness for carrot rum, she did not mention it, as they might not believe her anyway.

"We have to continue on. Wherever she is, she will be able to see us from up there. But we can't waste time," said Funja, once again taking control of the situation. The group hesitantly began walking toward the Google mountains which were now much closer.

Simply couldn't help but feel something bad had happened to Shining. "First Jones, now Shining...this is NOT looking good..." The group's silence confirmed that they, too, were worried. All that could be heard as they headed continued on were the sounds of their feet crushing the rotting leaves with each step...

To be Continued by Funja....

funja
10-23-2008, 23:40:39
With each step they took the Google Mountains loomed closer. SO many unanswered questions wheres shining, wheres jones, what caused the earthquake, and what dangers was the group headed for. All feared for jones and shining as this was a unimaginable accident or was it even an accident?
Could one of the GH members be behind this tragity or was it a freak accident? All of the group felt uneasy as the group was cast in the shadow of the Google Mountains.

Wow Escape exclaimed i have never actually been this close to these mountains. They always seem so ominous and yet of course this is where this happend. Simply was first to see that there was a gaping canyon ahead. Oh no simply yelled stop. Escape and Funja came to an abrupt halt almost sending Simply flying off of Funja's shoulder. How are we going to ever get to the other side Escape inquired.

With each second that past they knew something could be happening to their fellow loonies at this very moment.How are we going to get to Jones with this in the way Funja yelled. Simply tried to calm funja down but she soon realized it was useless. Well with no way across we might as well climb down this side and up the other. All three of them stood up and walked to the side. Thats along way down Escape said but i guess there is no other way across we might as well get started.

Simply climbed onto the Funja's sholder and Escape unsheated her claws for a better grip. They all approached the edge and peered over here we go Simply exclaimed. They got onto there hands and knees and crawled over to the edge and swung their legs over and down into the deep abyss. They started down not knowing what awaited them at the bottom.
To BE Continued by EscapeGirl