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11-15-2006, 03:32:12
I've been meaning to make a new thread and finally got the courage to do it. Hopefully it's gonna pick up nicely. In this little game you have to come up with a situation and the next person will need to find an excuse NOT to do it. It might be a valid reason or not, the next person will decide if it was or not. The same situation can come up any amount of time but the excuse must vary as much as possible from person to person. Here's an example:

I start with this situation: Going to work

My excuse is I cant go to work coz my dog is dead.

Then the next person will say if its a valid reason or not.
He/She might say yes it is and stop there, or no it's not coz -example- he wasnt really dead, he was just playing dead (you'll have to come up with why it's not a good excuse). Then the next person will come up with a situtation.

So lets start playing whats your excuse with: You have to bath your cat.

11-15-2006, 09:40:13
I can't bathe my cat because I'm allergic...(Funny...me being a cat and all....) :P

11-15-2006, 15:30:18
Nope no good

If you were allergic you wouldn't own a cat.

I can't bath my cat because she shaved off all her fur and she will catch a cold if I give her one. :D

11-15-2006, 16:31:42
Why did you shave his fur you cruel maniac. ;) But the answer is accepted.

Remember to give a situation to continue on.

You have to go to school.

Eternal Becky
11-15-2006, 16:53:42
I can't go to school, my wolf ate my homework :P

You have to wash your clothes.

11-15-2006, 17:04:58
A Classic Becky

I can't wash My clothes because Batcat's Evil Claw shredded them :D

You need to pay the Power Bill (electric)

11-15-2006, 17:51:42
Watch out not to catch a cold.

I sure can't do that, Ive been heating my house with woods (fireplace) and I'm using hundreds of hamsters to power up my computer.

You have to babysit your little sister.

11-15-2006, 19:25:31
I don't have one :D
no, serious: I can't, because I have to work on something at a friends' house for school and she can't come here because everything we need to use is at her house :D

You have to read a book for school, and it's really boring *my situation right now :nailbite: give me a good excuse!*

11-15-2006, 20:19:38
I can't read the book because my doctor says I have to wear glasses to read and I broke my glasses :haha:

You have to clean your dog's poo...

11-15-2006, 20:22:36
I can't clean the dogs poo because He did it in an ant hill and it will kill all the ants

You need to brush your hair

11-15-2006, 20:35:55
I can't brush my hair because I shaved off all my fur. :P

You have to work overtime.

11-15-2006, 20:42:51
I can't work overtime Boss Because I'll be late for my second Job at (Name Bosses Competition Here)

You need to cook dinner

11-15-2006, 20:51:46
I can't cook dinner because the last 3 people who ate it, died...

You need to eat your veggies

11-15-2006, 23:46:01
I can't eat veggies coz people in Africa are poor and I'm sending them my food.

You have to take your shower.

11-15-2006, 23:50:56
I can't take a shower because in these times we have to save and cut down on the amount of water we use, so by not taking a shower I'm helping the environment :D

You have to go shopping for your mother.

11-15-2006, 23:54:29
I can't go shopping for my mother because I already gave her all of my money

You have to write a 10 page report for school

11-16-2006, 15:57:29
I sure can't write anything at the moment coz my 2 arms and legs are broken in many places.

You have to walk the dog.

11-18-2006, 14:44:46
I can't walk the dog because she rides Bikes! :D

You Need to Call your Mother

11-18-2006, 15:07:17
I can't call my mother because she doesn't understand doggish :D

You have to take care of your little brother/sister.

11-18-2006, 15:55:50
I can't take care of my Little sis/bro because Mom forgot to pick them up from school. :D

You need to save your money

11-18-2006, 15:58:18
I can't save the money that I don't have :P

You have to do the laundry

11-18-2006, 16:09:04
I can't do the Laundry because last time I did I turned all your whites Pink. :D

You need to clean out the Garage.

11-18-2006, 16:14:20
I can't clean the garage because I'm afraid of the spiders living there...

You have to leave the computer because it's late :P

11-18-2006, 16:18:21
I can't leave the Pc Because it will be alooney.

You need to work on your science project

11-18-2006, 16:25:41
i'm busy not doing my science project

you have to buy popcorn for a movie(but u have no money ZOMG!!!11!)

11-18-2006, 16:31:11
I can't but the Popcorn because your dog ate my wallet and you owe me a hundred bucks.

You need to play games

11-18-2006, 16:33:55
i can't play games because i am playing games...uh...

you have to commit suicide while having your internal organs drunk with a straw

11-18-2006, 16:51:10
I can't commit suicied if some one is drinking my organs with a straw because thats Murder. :P

You need to go to school

11-18-2006, 16:52:53
i have a brain diaseas (yes it's very possible >_> )

11-18-2006, 17:10:37
So you need to ride the short bus to school with the kid in back licking the windows.

11-19-2006, 21:49:10
I can't ride the short bus to school with that kid because i have a phobia of yellow things.

You need to burn me a cd.

11-20-2006, 13:07:25
I can't burn you a cd coz otherwise there will be no cd left.

You have to jump off a crashing airplane with no parachute.

11-20-2006, 15:49:36
I can't jump off a crashing airplane with no parachute cuz I'm afraid of hights

You have to hang a painting on the wall

11-20-2006, 20:54:29
I can't cuz my mom told me not to..

YOU have to leave the internet

11-20-2006, 21:06:00
I'm afraid that's not a good excuse cuz your mom is cooking diner and she cant tell if your hanging something on the wall or not.

I cant leave the internet coz my heart gets his electrical impulse from it and if I die that will make too many people sad.

You have to eat a live mice.

11-21-2006, 15:55:42
I can't eat a live mouse. But I can eat a Mickey Mouse Icecream :D

you need to shave (legs/face/back whatever)

11-21-2006, 19:02:41
I can't because I always cut myself and then they think I cut myself on purpose and they will think I want to commit suicide but I don't.. *lame excuse*

you need to go skiing

11-21-2006, 19:32:32
(LOL :haha: Holland!!)

I can't go skiing because there is no snow or water around here.

You need to put on a jacket.

11-21-2006, 19:38:44
I can't put on a jackey because my arms are frozen to my sides.

you need to clean the shower

11-21-2006, 20:06:36
I can't clean the shower because I only have a bathtub.

You need to go to bed

11-21-2006, 20:13:42
I can't go to bed I'm a workaholic -get me a hammer and some nails-

you need to stop and buy some bread.

11-22-2006, 01:20:23
I can't stop and buy some bread, I have no money.

You need to call your mother.

11-22-2006, 18:20:59
I can't because my cellphone is broken *twinkle stepped on it* and there's no other phone on carrot island!

You need to leave your warm and cosy house to get something for your mother for christmas

11-22-2006, 18:58:39
i would like to but .... well.....the dog has it

u have to turn in a home work that u didnt do

11-24-2006, 03:42:56
I think that it's obvious that I can't cuz I didnt do it, you fool. But why? I was frozen by Mr. Freeze's freezing ray cuz I asked him for a cold drink and he got me too.

You have to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower with toothpick.

11-24-2006, 04:05:40
My glue spilt all over my toothpicks and i couldnt use them...You lost your dads 100$ and you have to buy your mom a christmas present

11-26-2006, 06:04:18
Why did you shave his fur you cruel maniac. ;) But the answer is accepted.

Remember to give a situation to continue on.

You have to go to school.

hey no fair,,im the maniac.

11-26-2006, 06:12:08
i dont understand what to say about what kyles statement.
Do i have to give an excuse about why i am not giving her a present or why i lost the money??

11-26-2006, 08:53:32
My glue spilt all over my toothpicks and i couldnt use them...You lost your dads 100$ and you have to buy your mom a christmas present

I couldn't buy her a present because I didn't have any money--I lost it! I'm too lazy to get a job...

you have to go to dinner at your significant other's parents' house

11-26-2006, 16:51:42
@ Maniac, Kyle kinda gave an excuse to his own statement rofl...

I cant go there because I have contracted smallpox.

You have to eat something discusting.

11-29-2006, 15:11:08
I can't eat that! I'm a discustarian

You need to Fix the Toilet

11-29-2006, 20:43:15
I can't fix the toilet because I don't have the parts and the store is closed.

You need to go grocery shopping.

11-29-2006, 20:47:40
I can't go grocery shopping because my money is all tied up now :sad:

You need to go to the bank

11-29-2006, 20:50:32
I can't go to the bank because they're money grubbing jerks who are closed until next week. :sad:

You need to pay your bill.

11-29-2006, 21:25:40
I can't pat myu bill because This dumb A*S company don't take Discover Cards.

You need to Relax

11-29-2006, 21:47:52
I can't relax because I have too many deadlines. :S

You need to take a vacation

11-29-2006, 22:06:19
Yes I do

I Can't take a vacation because I have to Make more money

You need to Work Till 9:00 pm

11-29-2006, 22:33:39
I can't work till 9:00 pm, because I don't have a job

You need to clean your apartement

11-29-2006, 22:38:24
I can't clean my apartment because i will lose all my stuff

You need to eat a carrot

11-29-2006, 22:41:11
I can't eat a carrot because my cat ate them all

You need to talk to Mistery about your attitude

11-29-2006, 22:43:28
I can't talk to mistery about my attitude because Shes My perfect Friend :D

You need to Run over a Bug with a Bike.

11-29-2006, 22:45:45
I can't run over a bug with a bike because it's winter here now and no bugs

You need to finish your Christmas shopping

12-01-2006, 19:25:29
I cant finish something I havent started yet ???

You have to clean up your fish tank.

12-01-2006, 19:50:02
I can't clean up my fish tank, beause I don't have one.

You have to go to the gym.

12-01-2006, 20:21:02
I can't go to the Gym I'm already here :D

You need to sleep

12-01-2006, 21:06:17
I can't sleep, I'm not tired

You need to buy a goldfish

12-02-2006, 02:36:28
I can't buy a goldfish, because my cats would eat it.

You need to write a letter to your aunt.

12-02-2006, 03:01:46
I can't write a letter to my aunt because she refuses to read letters

You must repair the robots on your space ship :P

12-02-2006, 03:04:33
I can't repair my robots on the spaceship because I have to take care of my new baby son Hyper :P

You have to deliver 2 tons of fresh carrots to the bar.

12-02-2006, 03:20:45
I can't deliver 2 tons of fresh carrots to the bar because they wouldn't fit :P

You have to take car of your baby son Hyper :haha:

12-02-2006, 03:24:41
You have to take car of your baby son Hyper :haha:

I can't take car of my baby son Hyper because it is impossible :P

You have to climb on a very high mountain.

12-02-2006, 03:27:31
I can't climb a very high mountin' because I have no sense of direction

You have to be nice to your online children :P

12-02-2006, 03:29:03
I can't be nice to my online children because Lilli's evil pinky attached itself to my nose :haha:

You need to learn computer gibberish :P

12-02-2006, 03:33:36
(:haha: ROFL :haha: )
I can't learn computer gibberish PERIOD! :P

You have to take care of Lilli's evil pinky that has attached itself to your nose

12-02-2006, 03:35:34
I can't take care of Lilli's evil pinky, because it takes care of me :P :haha:

You need to leave GH Planet :(

12-02-2006, 03:39:22
I can't leave da GH planet when I am makin' da alien ROFL :P

You have ta close the Loony Bin :o

12-02-2006, 03:46:00
I can't close the Looney Bin because the key is hidden in one of Renegades games and I haven't found it yet :haha:

You have to talk to your Inner Self :haha:

12-02-2006, 03:57:27
I can't talk to my inner self because the ugly doll is missing :P

You HAVE to find the key that is hidden in one of Renegades games :haha:

12-02-2006, 03:59:59
I can't find the key in one of Renegades games, because the rat that we have created instead of the duck (remember? :haha:) is sitting on it :haha:

You have to sell your pc.

12-02-2006, 04:07:47
(:haha: ROFL :haha:)
I can't sell my PC because it is such a bad one nobunny wants it :p

You must moderate :P

12-02-2006, 04:09:20
I can't moderate because I have to lead scientific discussions on very important issues with Lilliputt :haha:

You have to clean up the bar at GH Hotel.

12-02-2006, 04:12:42
I can't clean up da bar because my BatCat daughter has licked...err..I mean CLEANED it up a' ready :P

You must be with your computer

12-02-2006, 04:16:11
Ummmmm.... WHAT?!?

I can't be with my computer because I have a laptop.

You have to explain humanish things to Mystery.

12-02-2006, 04:24:32
I can't!! I caaaaaan't! It is hopeless!! :P

You must see to it that your laptop doesn't crash

12-02-2006, 04:26:58
I can't see to it that my laptop crashes, because I have to reboot myself :haha:

You have to learn Waspish :haha:

12-02-2006, 04:29:41
I can't learn Waspish, I don't have the TOUNGE for it :haha:

You must se to it that nobody spams on the forums

12-02-2006, 04:33:57
I can't see to it that nobody spams on the forums because my spam detection device has been BUNglarized :haha:

You have to sing karaoke.

12-02-2006, 04:40:18
( :haha: )
I can't sing karaoke in my little appartement. It's in da middle of da night!!! :P

You must see to it that everyone gets infected by the GH virus

12-02-2006, 04:41:25
I cant sing kareoke because BatCat clogged up the mic with her hair! XD
You have to eat some broccoli. (blech!)

12-02-2006, 04:42:03
I can't see to it that everyone gets infected by the virus, because it is OneBun's job :P

And I can't eat broccoli because I'm allergic.

You have to scare Darknight :P

12-02-2006, 04:44:34
I can't scare Darknight when I smootch him...err I mean Darknight is to brave :P

You must make sure you do not eat my BatCat daughter

12-02-2006, 04:46:39
I can't make it sure because I had 1 liter of Tmani Juice.

You have to put Escape's boss into the bin :P

12-02-2006, 04:49:08
I can't put my daughters boss into da bin. What kind of mother do you think I am??!!

You must be sure to follow the GH rules

12-02-2006, 04:50:32
I can't...because my computer turned into an evil mastermind chicken thing!
You have to give up your computer FOREVER!

12-02-2006, 11:23:38
I can't give up my computer forever, cos then I'll die...

You need to go brush your teeth

12-02-2006, 14:35:16
I can't brush my teeth because my online baby son has just thrown my tooth brush into a volcano.

You have to dance during 1 month without a break.

12-02-2006, 14:50:34
I cant dance, I lost my legs in a freak dance accident.

You have to date the ugliest person in your town.

12-02-2006, 14:59:16
I can't, cos I'm dating Zox

You hame to stay off the GHP for a whole week

12-02-2006, 16:24:26
I cant because it would be total chaos and mass hysteria will cause the GHP to implode.

You have to start a newspaper for your world domination.

12-02-2006, 16:29:48
I can't start a newspaper for my world domination, cos I don't have the money

You have to write a poem

12-02-2006, 16:53:29
I cant write a poem because my computer is allergic to that and crashes all the time whenever I start one.

You have to go to the moon.

12-02-2006, 16:56:35
I can't go to the moon because I don't have a spaceship

YOU go to the moon!

12-02-2006, 20:03:38
I cant go there because I lost the roadmap.

You have to stick your tong on a frozen metal bar.

12-02-2006, 20:29:21
I can't do that cos there are none around :P

You have to turn off your PC

12-04-2006, 20:54:52
@SimplyCrazy, another point of this game is to make sure that the excuse stands the road. In your case, I could refuse the excuse stating that I will provide you with the frozen metal bar.

I cant do that otherwise I wont be able to write down that I cant do that.

You have to drive your car blind-folded.

12-04-2006, 20:57:03
I can't drive my car blind-Folded I have a truck and my navagator is sick at the doc's office.

You need to jump over Da Moon

Whats up Fred ?

12-04-2006, 20:58:13
I can't jump over da moon because I can only jump high enough to land on Darknight's shoulder ;) :haha:

You have to fly around the world.

12-04-2006, 21:01:19
I can't fly around the world Because Batcat Would Fall off My Shoulder. :P

you need to Catch your tail.

12-04-2006, 21:08:23
I can't catch my tail because when I try I get too dizzy and fall over :P

You need to save the world.

12-04-2006, 21:11:47
I can't sve the world I'm Saving the GHP.

You need to watch all the Batman movies

12-04-2006, 21:26:07
I can't watch all the Batman movies. Worm goo from the 3 word story has my eyes sealed closed. :haha:

You need to buy a hotrod.

12-04-2006, 21:28:48
I can't I'm saving all my money for a BatHotRodMobile. :P

You need to Pizazz your Batcat Mobile

12-04-2006, 21:30:52

I can't add pizzaz to my Batcat mobile, because any more pizzaz and it's gonna be illegal!! :haha:

You need to be the designated driver.

12-04-2006, 21:36:13
I can't because Escape gives me to much Whiskey and Cokes :P

You need to Dance :D

12-04-2006, 21:43:46
(okay! ;))

I can't dance because I broke both of my arms and legs. :o (knock on wood)

You need to dance the POLKA!!!! :D

12-04-2006, 21:46:14
I can't Dance the Polka I,m getting jiggy with it at the GH hotel Bar.

You need to do your Job.

12-04-2006, 21:50:00
I can't do my job because I am sick and going home.

You need to stop Gamershooding.

12-04-2006, 21:52:05
:o What! Don't ever say that! :o

I can't stop because I'll Miss Everybunny :sad:

You need to Play more games.

12-04-2006, 21:59:54
I can't play more games, cos I allready play too many

You need to reboot your computer

12-04-2006, 22:01:31
I can't reboot my computer because it is running in circles.

You need to write a report.

12-04-2006, 22:03:54
I can't write a report, cos I've allready used up all my paper

You need to go get me a gift :D

12-04-2006, 22:09:25
I can't get you a gift because the entire state of California has shut down and there is no where to buy one. :D

You need to answer the phone.

12-04-2006, 22:33:04
I can't answer the phone, cos you're not calling me

You need to eat a cookie

12-04-2006, 23:08:52
I can't because my mouth is numb from the dentist and the cookie falls out of my mouth.

You need to be on time to your appointment.

12-04-2006, 23:14:03
I can't be on time I'm gamershodding and I don't know what time zone i'm in.

You need to call you mom and find out what she wants for x-mas

12-04-2006, 23:14:11
I can't...dog ate my cellphone :haha:

You have to open the window because it's smelling inside :P

12-05-2006, 04:17:57
I cant because I live in a very bad neighbour and my windows are wellded.

You have to read the complete dictionnary of your language.

12-05-2006, 08:04:56
i cant read the complete dictonary because i was beamed up by aliens recently and taken to their world and i dont understand their language so i cant read it.

12-05-2006, 09:17:53
Next one, please

Eternal Becky
12-05-2006, 15:29:28
@ Maniac, please give a topic for the next person to continue the game.

12-05-2006, 22:44:30
I'll just do one, then :wink:

You need to take a piece of my chocolate cake in the GH hotel :D

12-07-2006, 14:26:39
I can't take a piece of Crazy's chocolate cake because the other loonies have eaten the whole cake.

You have to solve a crossword puzzle.

12-07-2006, 15:31:07
I can't solve a cross word puzzle, my words are circled.

you need to be nice

12-07-2006, 15:46:58
umm I can't be nice because I leaving to go, well i think I have to uhh go and get ok i will just be nice because i cannot coem up with an excuse he!

you have to get off ghp

12-07-2006, 16:12:00
I can't get off GHP because it's my life! :o

You need to go watch a movie

12-07-2006, 16:16:05
I can't watch a movie I'm at work gamershooding :D

you need to need to run in circles screaming "Looneys Looneys".

12-07-2006, 16:25:29
I can't do that, cos my room is too messy

You need to get a dog

12-07-2006, 17:45:27
I can't get a dog because I have too many cats which would be in danger.

You have to catch a bug.

12-07-2006, 17:48:29
I can't catch a bug, cos there are none here when it's this cold

You need to write a new story

12-08-2006, 14:30:15
I cant write any story at the moment bacause my imagination has been stolen by aliens when I got abducted.

You have to lie about your age.

12-08-2006, 23:38:12
i cant lie about my age when i am as young as i look!!! lol

you have to give up the computer for a week.

12-09-2006, 15:40:38
I can't, cos that would be suicide

You need to sing me a song

12-10-2006, 15:04:55
I cant sing to you because when I see you I become speechless.

You have to visit your parents.

12-11-2006, 22:32:39
(Nice answer :D)

I can't, cos I allready live with my mother and my father is a jerk whom I hate! :mad:

You have to wear high heels for a week

12-11-2006, 22:36:02
I can't because I can't find any high heels that goes with my skirt.

You have to eat a peanutbutter and jelly sandwich

12-11-2006, 22:39:14
I can't because I'm trying to diet (not going very well, though... :shy: I love chocolate too much)

You need to learn to play an instrument

12-13-2006, 16:06:58
I cant because I ate my thumbs a while ago and I cant hold anything anymore.

You have to eat snow.

12-13-2006, 16:15:05
Allready did, but *burp* not gonna do it again :P

You gotta fix your roof

12-14-2006, 06:44:37
I cant because I live under a volcano and its pure lava.

You have to watch all 3 Lord of the Ring movies back to back.

12-14-2006, 14:55:37
I can't because I have to watch all the Rocky Movies First :D

You have to hang the holiday lights on the roof

12-14-2006, 15:33:44
I can't because Fred didn't fix the roof :P

You need to drink ten bottles of water within an hour

12-14-2006, 15:35:41
i only have 9 bottles of water...

you have to eat someone...ALIVE!

12-14-2006, 15:38:19
I can't cos everyone's dead :S

You have to wear a skirt for the rest of the week

12-14-2006, 16:14:03
I can't because i need to shave my legs

you need to run around like a looney

12-14-2006, 18:41:49
I can't, cos I've been doing that all day and I need some variation

You need to start a choir

12-14-2006, 18:42:41
I have no voicebox

You need to make an icecream

12-14-2006, 18:58:39
I'd love to, but my freezer is broken

You need to improve your sig

12-14-2006, 19:39:42
I can't there is no more room

you need to play a game

12-14-2006, 19:43:04
I can't I'm writing this.

You need to bake me a pie.

12-14-2006, 19:45:46
I can't, I'm allready baking you a cake :wink:

You need to learn norwegian :D

12-14-2006, 19:55:41
But I have to eat the cake you've baked me :)
You need to save the whales.

12-14-2006, 19:56:47
Why? They never saved me :P

You need to bake some cookies

12-14-2006, 20:00:42
But I just bought a box of them.

You need to give your dentist a christmas card

12-14-2006, 20:01:56
I can't cos I don't have a dentist

You need to write everyone you know a letter

12-14-2006, 20:03:22
I dont have enough paper.

You need to get a dentist.

12-14-2006, 20:06:31
Why? My teeth fell out a month ago anyway :P

You need to watch some TV

12-14-2006, 20:22:06
But Gamershood is much better

You need to get professional help

12-14-2006, 20:31:48
Why? I'm allready in the loony bin :D

You need to get a new job

12-14-2006, 20:34:39
I don't have a job in the first place!

You need to fly to the moon.

12-14-2006, 20:36:58
I can't fly to the moon the Planets are not aligned right :D

You need to talk to the Boss about a raise.

12-14-2006, 21:05:34
I can't. He flew to moon and never came back.

You need to eat some cheese.

12-14-2006, 23:13:11
I can't, I hate cows

You need to install new software

Eternal Becky
12-23-2006, 21:53:34
I can't because my keyboard and mouse is not working ;)

Your friend wants your favourite Cd.

12-23-2006, 22:40:56
Sorry....I can't find it, it was stolen. ;)

You need to kiss your grandma hello.

12-24-2006, 00:20:12
What, she's here allready? Nope, I don't think so :P

You need to go to bed

12-25-2006, 14:16:54
I can't go to work because i died waiting for my computer to boot.
It is valid?

12-25-2006, 14:18:05
You need to give the next sentence aswell ;)

12-25-2006, 14:58:03
Umm..... And my computer never finish booted.

12-25-2006, 15:04:49
No, I mean something for what the next player has to find an excuse ;)

You have to .....

(Read up previous posts to see how this game works)

12-25-2006, 15:14:03
Oh, ok!
You need to buy me a new computer.

12-25-2006, 15:16:06
I can't buy you a new computer because all the new computers are sold out until June 2007.

You need to clean your attic.

12-25-2006, 15:21:31
I can't clean my attic because a cow is puting milk on all of my stuff.

You need to clear your cache because you post on Gamershood.:P

12-26-2006, 00:58:20
I can't cos I don't feel like it

You need to sing "99 bottles of beer on the wall"

12-26-2006, 21:15:39

you need to chat more

12-26-2006, 21:19:06
I chat enough.
You have to change your gender.

12-26-2006, 21:58:42
Why? I'm totally happy being a male she :P

You need to give your neighbor a present

12-27-2006, 13:48:06
I can't because My neigbor is spending X-mas in the Bahamas

You need to eat a good Breakfast

12-27-2006, 14:00:30
I can't because we have run out of food over X-Mas.

You need to clean up leaked oil from the floor :P

12-27-2006, 14:06:26
I can't I'm Not OSHA certified to clean oil.

you need to have a great day/Night

12-27-2006, 15:16:11
I can't have a great day because I need to leave GH Planet soon :P

You need to find OneBun

12-27-2006, 15:19:35
I can't find Her because she's changing her colors al the time

you need to come back soon

12-29-2006, 03:51:13
I cant come back coz I'm already here and I dont plan on leaving ever.

You have to change a flat tire in the snow.

12-29-2006, 13:05:10
I can't, cos there's so much snow I can't get out of the car

You need to save me

12-29-2006, 14:25:57
I can't save you, your not in trouble.

you need to think

12-29-2006, 14:42:06
I can't think because I can't find my brain at the moment :haha:

You need to tell a joke.

12-29-2006, 14:46:20
I can't tell a joke - It's a PG kind of forum

you need to spill some coffee

12-29-2006, 18:08:44
I can't, I don't drink coffee and ergo have no coffee to spill

You need to cook some dinner for your kids

12-30-2006, 09:36:32
My fridge is empty

You need to tell a funny thing in your next post

12-30-2006, 15:37:58
I can't I'm not funny

you need to make my funny

12-31-2006, 02:59:03
I can't that's impossible :P

You need to write me a huuuuge check :D

01-01-2007, 14:51:30
I don't have a pen

You need to have a sad new year celebration.

01-01-2007, 15:50:04
I can't cos I allready had a great one :D

You need to play a game with me

01-02-2007, 18:13:41
I can't find you!

You need to kill the GFARDTO boss!

01-03-2007, 14:27:07
I cant do that because otherwise there'll be nobody else to poke around.

You have to lick the evil spider queen.

02-01-2007, 23:17:57
I can't because she's all the way over at slurpie island and I don't have a boat, nor a boot :P Besides I hate getting hair on my toungue

You need to pay all your bills now

02-09-2007, 03:22:26
Im sorry I cant do that because I need to go to my guitar lesson. And thenn I have Hockey and THEN I need a shower cuz I'll stink! Then its my bed time..if i dont get my sleep..im nothing

need to go to a family re-union with your 15 cousins all younger than you that jump on you and hang off you, aunts who pinch your cheeks and grandparents that tell you to cut your hair/dress better etc..(yikes)

02-18-2007, 19:42:46
I killed your family whit a carrot gun *OOPS* > : )
Now i need to go and visit you, Cuz i feel sad for you =)

You need to do the hustle in front of your class.

02-19-2007, 00:17:55
You killed MY family with a carrot gun:o thats not cool..well you still have to go to YOUR re-union

i have broken legs and arms..i cant dance

you have to run 15 miles..no breaks.

02-19-2007, 10:40:55
I sold my legs to a two year old :D

02-19-2007, 14:25:32
u have to do the chachacha wid ur mothers long dead ancestor plus a grey female old and desperate monkey is after ur life and u have been declared married to it.

02-19-2007, 15:56:26
I can't dance.

You have to study for a BIG, and I mean HUGE test.

02-19-2007, 17:41:18
*Oops* I spoiled some acid on it.

You need to eat cookies.

02-19-2007, 19:24:18
(now, why wouldn't I want to eat cookies :P)

I can't, someone decided to hide the pot...:hmm:

You have to clean the fish' aquarium.

02-19-2007, 21:32:35
i cant. the fish always seems to bite me when i try to get them out...

you have to shovel the drive way

02-20-2007, 18:34:41
America started a war at holland, Holland is destroyed, And so is our house. So i can't.

You need to eat 10 pink cookies.

02-20-2007, 22:37:49
ok!!! well...actually i cant because i have a stomach ulcer and i cant really digest things soo..maybe later..

you have to run to the store but its -30°C and you dont have a warm jacket..for some reason

02-21-2007, 01:32:15
I don't have my warm fleece jacket.

Has to argue about mortgage ratings with your parents.

02-21-2007, 10:27:17
I can't i have no idea what it is. :P

Your parents are forcing you to go in the -3’C Water (It's almost frozen).

03-08-2007, 08:50:58
i cant because my parents fell ill and i have to take care of them

u have to take ur sister to school

03-08-2007, 12:45:25
Your parents are forcing you to go in the -3?C Water (It's almost frozen).
Noone can, cos it freezes at 0'C :P

@Bhavit: I can't, she's 32, got a one month old baby and lives in Kopenhagen :P

You have to run around like Crazy

03-08-2007, 12:48:26
i cant because i have run enogh in race and now im tired

u have to help a old lady cross a road if not u are not kind

03-08-2007, 12:51:30
I can't, cos she just crossed all by herself

You have to tomato yourself

03-08-2007, 12:53:44
no i cant i have eatan all tomatoes and my parents are not giving me money to buy some

u have to go in freezer

03-08-2007, 12:56:03
I can't, cos it's full of PIZZAAA :D

You have to read a book

03-08-2007, 12:59:03
i cant the light is gone
u have to kill a person

03-08-2007, 13:01:04
I can't, my gun is gone

You have to go ice dancing

03-08-2007, 13:02:55
i cant summer is going and no ice is there

u have to slap urself

03-08-2007, 13:06:20
I can't, my hands are full of paint

You have to shake your tail feather

03-08-2007, 13:09:27
i cant a hunter cames and shoot my beatiful tail and not it has pain

u have to kill hitman

03-08-2007, 13:20:46
I can't cos he's my future huspanda

You have to clean your room

03-08-2007, 13:25:06
i cant its already clean

u have to go for a ride

03-08-2007, 13:27:29
I don't have anything to ride :P

You have to watch TV

03-08-2007, 14:49:42
no i cant my tv cable is broken

u have to eat a nut that i have given u now

03-08-2007, 14:52:24
I cant i have no mouth

U need to get me milk

03-08-2007, 14:53:37
i cant all the shops are closed

u hve to eat u

03-08-2007, 15:09:40
I cant still have no mouth and i'm not hungy

U need to jump

03-08-2007, 15:22:15
no i cant when i jump i flew away with wind

03-08-2007, 15:26:03
go to school(if u don hve mouth how u speak)

03-08-2007, 18:31:52
I can't, it's 6:30 PM, it's closed :P

You have to turn da PC volume to MAX

03-08-2007, 18:33:31
i cant my computer is not on

u have break ur computer

03-08-2007, 18:42:38
I can't, it's not mine

You have to sing "Old McDonald" with your fingers up your nose

03-08-2007, 18:54:31
i cant i dont know that song

u have to sleep

03-08-2007, 19:14:46
Why, I slept all day :P

You have to blow up a balloon till it bursts :D

03-08-2007, 19:16:29
i cant i have ran out of ballons

03-08-2007, 19:17:47
(Bhavit post a sentence for the next user excuse)

03-08-2007, 19:24:17
fly a kite and ihave given u now

03-08-2007, 19:27:11
I have no Kite (Lol :haha: Nice job ;))

You gotta clean up the house ...

03-08-2007, 19:29:43
I won't, my huspanda'll do it tomato :P (j/k)

You have to take your medication

03-08-2007, 19:34:21
Lol :haha:

Ehm... Taking medication reminds me I have a disease. :haha:

You have to visit the doctor...

03-08-2007, 19:36:40
I won't, he can't ure my looniness :crazy:

You have to buy me a necklace