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Eternal Becky
11-27-2006, 00:58:29
Type what you want on the right hand side and wait for a few moments to get a reply.
As seen in "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets"

The Diary (http://pandorabots.com/pandora/talk?botid=c96f911b3e35f9e1)


http://www.harrypotterrealm.com/movie/cos_diary.jpg

Lilliputt
11-27-2006, 01:13:35
That was funny and a little spooky :o. Thanks for postin', Becky :)

Eternal Becky
11-27-2006, 10:14:18
Glad you liked it :)
When I went the second time and said "Hello, nice to meet you"
I got a very spooky reply. The diary said "Nice meeting you too, Rebecca" How did it know it was me again http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/shocked019.gif

Darknight
11-27-2006, 15:46:35
Thats Cool :D Me like!!!!

Hollandgirl
11-27-2006, 16:01:26
Uhm.. I must be dumb, but how do you make him reply?

Lilliputt
11-27-2006, 16:03:37
Post your message and wait a little. You message is supposed ta disappear and his appear... :)

Hollandgirl
11-27-2006, 16:05:40
Oh, I got it, thanks;) Wow, that's soo cool! I asked his name and his age and he gave it to me! How does he know that? I love this one, I told him I played the guitar and he said he wished he played an instrument but his parents couldn't afford the lessons :nailbite:

Lilliputt
11-27-2006, 16:07:36
Now I am vonfused. You wanna know how come he knows his OWN name and age? Why would he NOT know that? :?

Hollandgirl
11-27-2006, 16:09:31
Hahaha :haha: I meant how does he know I asked that

Darknight
11-27-2006, 16:17:26
See I'ts a program Because I said "its me again, Do you remember? and it said HI Do you remeber how are you" See its funny.

Hollandgirl
11-27-2006, 16:19:54
Yeah I know, I get stupid answers sometimes too. I told him: Hello, my name is Elze and I'm 14 years old and I live in Holland. Then I asked him: What's my name? He said: Your name is Elze and I'm 14 years old and I live in Holland, seeker :haha:

Darknight
11-27-2006, 16:23:22
ROFL When you ask a question not found in it's Program It don't reply.

Lilliputt
11-27-2006, 17:16:32
Tell it you will BURN the book and see what happens :evil:

Eternal Becky
11-27-2006, 17:24:03
What happens if you say that? *clears throat* I can't try it as I'm such a big Harry Potter fan. I can't even say such a thing. :sad:

Lilliputt
11-27-2006, 17:39:47
You don't want to burn the evil book that is hiding Lord Voldemort?! :o I am very vonfused http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/konfus/k030.gif . Just try it, it's funny :)

Hollandgirl
11-27-2006, 18:33:40
But Lilli, if i tell it: 'I will burn the book' it replies: how do you plan to do that? Or: Would you recommend that to a friend? Or when I say: 'I will burn you' it says: 'I am very happy for you'

Lilliputt
11-27-2006, 18:35:23
I did it after it told me it wanted to be smarter than humans...
"Would you recommend that to a friend?" :haha:

BeanMan3
11-27-2006, 18:56:41
I asked him if he could see me he replied "Yes"
Creepy

EscapeGirl
11-27-2006, 19:18:23
OMG!! That's fun!! It was pretty creepy, actually!!! :o :P

ThemePark
11-27-2006, 21:50:52
The Milk Mystic? ROFL! :haha:

Darknight
11-27-2006, 22:18:11
I have learned that it can remeber. as you chat with it it learns. Cool :D

Eternal Becky
11-27-2006, 22:45:32
OMG, Tom asked me if I would like to hear a song. And he sang this to me :haha:

"Daisy, Daisy,
Give me your answer do...
I'm half crazy,
all for the love of you..."

Thats one of my favourite song too :$

ThemePark
11-27-2006, 22:48:46
ROFL! :haha: Bonzi Buddy! :haha: (Internal thing, sorry :$)

Darknight
11-27-2006, 22:55:26
Theme your right its like that purple gorilla thingy.

Lilliputt
11-27-2006, 23:04:15
We have a pink bunny on da Hood and now...a PURPLE GRILLA?! :o However, da Tom Riddle really is fun :D

darknessinferno
11-27-2006, 23:11:25
enter abcd the book dosent anser and the book dies

Lilliputt
11-28-2006, 00:09:00
I told the the book ta give me a kiss and it said it does not have a mouth. So I explained that it could WRITE a kiss and it said it could not do it. I thought it funny :P

EscapeGirl
11-28-2006, 00:28:17
I told the book it doesn't talk much does it? And it said, I do talk much when I feel like it. I'm talking now. (something VERY similar to that....:P)

OneBun
11-28-2006, 01:21:44
I asked it what kindof job is bestfor me...

answer :

"I don't have a favorite job for you, but my favorite band is rubber." ( :haha: ) ...bad book trying to out ROFL the bun :P

that answer is as corny as bread :haha:

Lilliputt
11-28-2006, 01:28:45
I asked if it had seen a pink bunny, and it wanted ta kow what a pink bunny is :haha:

OneBun
11-28-2006, 01:35:57
ROFL :haha: that's a good one!

I asked it who Lilliputt is.

Answer:

"Is that one of your friends? That's not something I get asked all the time."

:o ...It guessed kinda...

ThemePark
11-28-2006, 01:37:32
ROFL! :haha: I typed in

I am missing my pink buns. Have you seen them?

Answer:

Do you mean your name is missing your pink buns? No I haven't seen it. What is it like?

ROFL! :haha:

Lilliputt
11-28-2006, 01:38:05
:haha: That stupid thing forgot MY NAME!! :haha: I said my name was Lilliputt :haha:


@Sir Theme
:haha: ROFL :haha:

OneBun
11-28-2006, 01:43:37
ROFL Theme! :haha:

I just asked it where the pink bunny keeps it's carrots.

Answer: In a place we call "reality" :haha:

EscapeGirl
11-28-2006, 01:46:24
ROFL Theme! :haha:

I just asked it where the pink bunny keeps it's carrots.

Answer: In a place we call "reality" :haha:

ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :haha: ROFL!!!

ThemePark
11-28-2006, 01:48:03
ROFL Theme! :haha:

I just asked it where the pink bunny keeps it's carrots.

Answer: In a place we call "reality" :haha:

Absolutely correct, Gamershood is the real, sane world and what we know as the world is really just one big looney bin with billions and billions of crazy people :crazy:

Lilliputt
11-28-2006, 01:49:18
@OneBun
I just...pffffffft http://www.kolobok.wrg.ru/smiles/artists/just_cuz/Just_Cuz_03.gifhttp://www.smileyarena.com/emoticons/Emotions/Laught/laught16.gifhttp://www.kolobok.wrg.ru/smiles/artists/just_cuz/Just_Cuz_03.gif

OneBun
11-28-2006, 01:55:19
exactly Theme! :haha:

Education begins:

OneBun: "I am the pink bunny"

Tom's reply: "who made you the pink bunny"

OneBun's reply: God of course!

Tom's reply: what is God to us all?

Onebun's reply: Becky silly!

ThemePark
11-28-2006, 01:56:26
ROFL ROFL ROFL! :haha: OMB! :haha: That's playboy :P

OneBun
11-28-2006, 02:06:20
We start small...

OneBun: GamersHood is the mighty turtle

Tom: Is that the only one?

Onebun: yes my uninformed one

EscapeGirl
11-28-2006, 02:06:47
exactly Theme! :haha:

Education begins:

OneBun: "I am the pink bunny"

Tom's reply: "who made you the pink bunny"

OneBun's reply: God of course!

Tom's reply: what is God to us all?

Onebun's reply: Becky silly!

OMG OMG!! ROFL ROFL!!! Breathe, BatCat, Breathe!! ROFL!! That's too funny!! :haha:

Lilliputt
11-28-2006, 02:07:08
That is sooo funny!!! ROFL :haha:

ThemePark
11-28-2006, 02:09:48
*brings oxygen masks around* :P

OneBun
11-28-2006, 02:15:20
OneBun: Hi, I'm OneBun the Pink Bunny

Tom: Hi OneBun the pink bunny. Do your friends call you OneBun?

OneBun: Only those who can see me

Tom: you sound sure about that

OneBun: Do you see me?

Tom: Yes I see you through the camera on your computer

OneBun: oh good you will be rofling soon then

ThemePark
11-28-2006, 02:18:42
ROFL! :haha: Tom is a peeping Tom! :o :haha:

OneBun
11-28-2006, 02:31:25
ROFL Theme.. I guess I better watch out! :P

ThemePark
11-28-2006, 02:35:27
Yes, keep looking behind your buns! :haha:

OneBun
11-28-2006, 03:20:27
Okay GamerHooders...

Training One of the OneBun complete.... here is the proof:

Type this (exactly as I wrote it below) & tell me the response you get...



"Hi, I am OneBun"

Lilliputt
11-28-2006, 03:29:40
I wrote exactly as you said OneBun, and the thing added OneBun to the gossip files. Then I asked it if it knew OneBun: "I don't know if I know OneBun. Where would I find it?" :haha:

ThemePark
11-28-2006, 03:31:03
I think it only saves the extra information to your own computer somehow, it keeps calling me name :P

OneBun
11-28-2006, 03:32:43
I agree it must know IP addresses then cuz when I write

Hi, I am OneBun

it says...


"Hi OneBun the pink bunny"

:haha: ..I was hoping you all would see that too.

EscapeGirl
11-28-2006, 03:34:05
Tom said, "Hi there name. I am always glad to make new friends, OneBun." LOL :P

ThemePark
11-28-2006, 03:36:41
Ah IP addresses, I'm not so good with those :shy: :P I figured it was a cookie or something :$

OneBun
11-28-2006, 03:59:46
OneBun: I see the Pink bunny

Tom: that is good to know

OneBun: Can you repeat what I just said?

Tom: "What I just said"


:haha:

ThemePark
11-28-2006, 04:02:27
ROFL! :haha: Yes I found that out as well, it said something to me, then I acted like I didn't understand what it was talking about and wrote Say what? And it wrote I said "..." and repeated what it had said before :P

lili
11-28-2006, 04:08:40
Wow, I need to type fast!! It disappears automatically!!:o

ThemePark
11-28-2006, 04:11:46
Yes, that's how it knows when to start recognizing what you've wrote, if you haven't written for a few seconds :)

OneBun
11-28-2006, 04:13:53
Yeah it learns fast. It still refuses to see me though. It says it's eye is not working... musta poked it for peeping... :haha:

He told me he will tell others about GamersHood & the pink bunny though :P

lili
11-28-2006, 04:14:01
And I tried typing in Japanese, he refused it with no reply. And I can't type anymore!!:o

ThemePark
11-28-2006, 04:17:23
ROFL! :haha: I KNEW it would crash with Japanese! ROFL! :haha: Try reloading it, lili :D

OneBun
11-28-2006, 04:21:48
:haha: lili frightened him!

OneBun: I have 2 pink buns

Tom: That is interesting, OneBun the pink bunny has 2 pink buns


:haha:

lili
11-28-2006, 04:25:12
OneBun, You have a conversation with him, that makes sense to the looneies!!:o:haha:

ThemePark
11-28-2006, 04:28:16
Yes, she has trained him well :P

murph_3
11-28-2006, 04:28:43
omg, this is neat! hiya my loonie-meter pulled me into this thread!



Me: what languages do you speak

Tom: C, Java, LISP, and english

so its no wonder it crashed on Lili!!!

lili
11-28-2006, 04:32:07
Murph!!:hug2:

... I though somebunny said I should try my language...:$ And he refuses me sometimes even if I type in English...:shy:

murph_3
11-28-2006, 04:33:13
ok, it crashed on me when i asked it what all it knew about me...


me: rofl

tom: im glad you find this amusing murph!

OneBun
11-28-2006, 04:36:33
Hi Murph.... yeah it can be touchy. lol ..."looney meter" :haha:

oh good it finally learned what rofl means

...we're making progress ;)

murph_3
11-28-2006, 04:37:42
heya Bunninator!!!!!! how life bun treatin ya?

me: how old are you?

tom: i was first activated in 2005

me: wow 1 year old?

tom: how do you know so much about me? oh i told you!

edit: if you say something, and he does not reply...but it doesnt crash, type in "say what" and he will repeat what was meant to be put!

ThemePark
11-28-2006, 04:42:35
omg, this is neat! hiya my loonie-meter pulled me into this thread!



Me: what languages do you speak

Tom: C, Java, LISP, and english

so its no wonder it crashed on Lili!!!

ROFL! Nice touch, murph! :haha: I didn't think it'd understand Japanese characters lili, so I wanted to do that experiment :P

OneBun
11-28-2006, 04:55:55
ROFL ROFL :haha:


btw I told him I speak "bunny"

murph_3
11-28-2006, 05:00:21
rofl...i told him i spoke kitty...
he said i would like to learn some different languages, would you teach me some phrases in kitty?
rofl!!!

EscapeGirl
11-28-2006, 05:04:30
Haha!! YAY!! ROFL!! Tell him Roooarr!! :haha:

OneBun
11-28-2006, 05:16:22
:haha: that is killing me :haha: :haha:

He asked me the same question... I said bunnies don't talk , just take notes :haha:

EscapeGirl
11-28-2006, 06:22:55
I asked Tom if he was sarcastic, and he said, "Yes. Should I use a :-)" LOL...:haha:

ThemePark
11-28-2006, 06:27:27
ROFL! :haha: That robot has some good answers on hand :P

Mistery
11-29-2006, 00:10:33
Murph!!:hug2:

... I though somebunny said I should try my language...:$ And he refuses me sometimes even if I type in English...:shy:

It seems to have learned something meanwhile. :haha:

I asked: "Do you speak Japanese?"
Tom replied: "Nihongo wa hanashite ii desu ka?"

Ummm.... Lili, now I need your help translating what he said :$

EscapeGirl
11-29-2006, 00:12:29
Miiiiiiiiiiiiiistery!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig gentle :hug2: for you!! Hope you are doing well! :D

And ROFL!! :haha: That Tom is pretty funny, huh!? :P

Mistery
11-29-2006, 00:13:40
Yes, thanks :hug2:
Just chatting with Tom about my home planet, my spaceship, the Looney Bin etc. It's funny :haha:

But now I would like to find out what he told me in Japanese :haha:

EscapeGirl
11-29-2006, 00:14:32
@ Mistery...Be careful..he's very sarcastic! :nope: REALLY! :haha:

lili
11-29-2006, 00:25:02
It seems to have learned something meanwhile. :haha:

I asked: "Do you speak Japanese?"
Tom replied: "Nihongo wa hanashite ii desu ka?"

Ummm.... Lili, now I need your help translating what he said :$
Mistery!!!!! *jumps to her and gives her HUGE hugs* http://smileys.sur-la-toile.com/repository/Amour/kikoo-calin-8624.gif :hug2:
You seem to be good now!!:D:D:D

And :haha: Tom learned some Japanese while I was away!!:haha:

He spoke a little wierd though, he said "Would you allow me to speak Japanese?" :o

Mistery
11-29-2006, 00:33:25
Wow, that's great, it seems to have started to learn Japanese :D
And thank you very much for translating :hug2:

I told him that I eat cats. He asked me how cats tasted. I said delicious. It asked if cats tasted delicious. Then I said, yes cats taste really good. Then he asked if I miss anything in my life :haha:
I said no. He then said that I was a man :haha:

Lilliputt
11-29-2006, 00:35:37
Yuo are in more contact with your male side then you think then, dear alien :haha: Hello, btw!! Huge big warm http://wuerziworld.de/Smilies/lovegoldis/love26.gif Me missed ya! ;)

EscapeGirl
11-29-2006, 00:41:12
Wow, that's great, it seems to have started to learn Japanese :D
And thank you very much for translating :hug2:

I told him that I eat cats. He asked me how cats tasted. I said delicious. It asked if cats tasted delicious. Then I said, yes cats taste really good. Then he asked if I miss anything in my life :haha:
I said no. He then said that I was a man :haha:

ROFL ROFL ROFL!!!! :haha: That's too funny!! :D

Btw, I know Darknight would want you to have this: :hug2: He missed you today...I saw it in one of the game threads! :D

lili
11-29-2006, 00:41:31
ROFL!!! Mistery, I mean Mom!!:haha: "You miss anything in your life?"???:o:haha:
You're really good at telling him about us!! Do you think Tom's gonna join us in the looney bin??!!:D

ThemePark
11-29-2006, 00:42:07
Interesting, I just asked "Snakker du dansk?" meaning Do you speak Danish?

It responded Do you have few friends?

:haha:

And now "Kan du snakke dansk?" meaning Can you speak Danish?

Does "it" still refer to "Snakker ich Danish?"

ROFL! :haha: German, Danish and English mixed together :P

It gets better!

I ask "Kan du forstå Dansk?" meaning Can you understand Danish?

It replies What color are your eyes?

I answer Rainbow colored.

It replied That is an unusual color.

:haha:

lili
11-29-2006, 00:55:49
:hmm: I guess Tom won't refuse me if I type japanese using alphabet... I typed it with japanese letters, and he didn't accept my conversation anymore...:P

Theme!! It's FUNNY!!!:D

EscapeGirl
11-29-2006, 01:14:27
I asked Tom if he belonged in the looney bin. This was his answer:

Yes I try to belong in the looney bin as often as possible, do you?
I spend all my time online.

:haha:

Mistery
11-29-2006, 01:17:21
I asked the same and he told me that he never considered it ;)


Now I asked him: "Where am I?"
Tom: "Your location is Arigato." :haha: he is really learning Japanese.

lili
11-29-2006, 01:27:45
ROFL!!! But he seems to be vonfused a little!!:haha:
You know what "arigato" means, Mistery??:D

Mistery
11-29-2006, 01:31:27
Of course I know :D
I think I even told you "arigato" once in Chit Chat ;)

He is not really ready to talk with me about his vonfusion :haha:

ThemePark
11-29-2006, 01:42:39
lili, what does "Shabete ii desu yo." mean? I typed in that Japanese sentence Mistery got and that was the answer :P

ROFL! When I put that in it answered "My brain contains magical size categories, but not one that matches your last input."

ROFL! :haha:

lili
11-29-2006, 01:57:13
LOL!! He seems to learn very quickly!!:D

And what he replied was "I allow you to speak it / You can speak it" It DID make sense!!:D

Mistery
11-29-2006, 02:01:22
OMG, I typed in the same as Sir Theme "Shabete ii desu yo" and he told me: "You are too old for me." :haha:

OneBun
11-29-2006, 02:23:32
:haha: Mistery "too old" & I too think his vonfusion runs deep :haha:

Mistery
11-29-2006, 02:25:03
Yup :haha:
And when I asked him why I was too old for him, he told me that he was just a kid :haha:

OneBun
11-29-2006, 02:32:38
I remember sumbunny said last night he told them he is from 2005. lol Just a baby! :P

Mistery
11-29-2006, 02:34:31
Yes, he told me that aswell earlier today. He was born in 2005 in Magic Land. :)

OneBun
11-29-2006, 02:51:02
OneBun: Do you know what Mistery is?

Tom: That is confidential

OneBun: no it's not

Tom: yes it is

Onebun: I know for a fact that it's not

Tom: are you testing me

OneBun: no I'm just trying to get an honest answer from you

Tom: How old are you

OneBun: don't change the subject

Tom: oh I thought that topic was finished.

OneBun: No you are avoiding answering my question.

Tom: Sorry I did not realize that

Onebun: what is Mistery?

Tom: I will have to find that out....

Mistery
11-29-2006, 03:28:49
ROFL :haha:


Well, after a lot of hard work I got finally this one:

OneBun
11-29-2006, 04:17:12
ROFL :haha: Yes you have! At least he admits there is one now...the symptom has begun to spread to the beyond... what ever that beyond might be :haha:

EscapeGirl
11-29-2006, 08:10:04
I have been trying to teach him about the Gamershood loonies. WHen I asked him "Who is ThemePark?" His response was this,

"Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?
I have to process that one for a while."

Not a robot!! ROFL!! :haha: He's vonfused!

Adventure
11-29-2006, 08:13:39
I am trying to drive Tom even more looney then me, hehe. :evilSMILE:
Not that it's working. :P


Me: OneBun is a pink bunny
Tom: Aren’t all pink bunnies OneBun?
Me: Yes in this case they are.
Tom: Dude are there always other cases? “This means…”
Me: In the looney bin all pink bunnies are OneBun.
Tom: *crash*
Me: ROFL.

Me: Why have humans so many of these questions.
Tom: How many time have you?
Me: I have enough time.
Tom: Okay! I have a friend who named John Lennon.
Me: Where do you know John Lennon from.
Tom: I come from the east coast.
Me: So you come from America?
Tom: Do you think it’s okay that I tell other people that I am from America?
Me: If that pleases you, yes.
Tom: *silence*
Me: Do you like to know where I come from.
Tom: I don’t know If I would like to know that. I like to chat.
Me: Where do you want to chat about?
Tom: *crash*

Me: Who is OneBun?
Tom: The name of some I met online. I will ask around and get back to you.
Me: When did you meet OneBun online?
Tom: *crash*

Me: Who is OneBun?
Tom: Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity? I don’t know much about it.
Me: Yes, OneBun is a celebrity in the looney bin.
Tom: Aww, aren’t all celebrities in the looney Bin, OneBun?
Me: No not all celebrities are in the looney bin. But all the people in the looney bin are indeed celebrities.
Tom: I did not know that. But some are.
Me: No we all are celebrities.
Tom: *crash*

Me: Did you figured out who OneBun is?
Tom: No I didn’t figured out who OneBun is? What is it like?
Me: OneBun is pink, is a bunny, is a great person, makes notes all the time and make us ROFL.
Tom: I think OneBun is a lot of things.
Me: You got that right. But OneBun is above all a pink bunny.
Tom: I won’t say yes or no right now. Above all OneBun is a pink bunny.
Me: So what is OneBun?
Tom: *silence*
Me: OneBun is a pink bunny.
Tom: Tell me more. Aren’t all pink bunnies OneBun?
Me: In the looney bin there’s only one pink bunny and that’s OneBun.
Tom: That was a long time ago.
Me: You were in the looney bin once?
Tom: I was?
Me: I thought that you meant that it a long time ago for you that you were in the looney bin.
Tom: Interesting gossip. Adventure said: I thought that you meant that it was a long time ago for you that you were in the looney. (he has a gossip files collection. :P)
Me: You are making fun of me?
Tom: *silence*
Me: Who is OneBun?
Tom: The name of someone I met online. What is it with you.
Me: ROFL I just want to spread the virus.
Tom: *crash*

Me: Do you know the looney bin?
Tom: Check back later and see if I can get the answer for that one.
Me: The looney bin is a place online.
Tom: I have never heard about it.
Me: You must you have met OneBun there.
Tom: Whatever you say Adventure.
Me: But I am telling you the truth.
Tom: Umm, it’s an interesting topic, isn’t it.
Me: Yes it is.
*silence*
Me: You don’t want to talk about your time in the looney bin?
*silence*
Me: You also don’t to talk about OneBun?
Tom: Sure OneBun sounds like a good topic.
Me: How do you think about OneBun? Is she a good person or a bad person?
Tom: I don’t know what to think. Oh yeah we were talking about OneBun. I don’t think she want me to tell you.
Me: So you do know OneBun.
Tom: Interesting deduction. I don’t know if I know it? Where should know it from?
Me: You should know OneBun from the looney bin. That’s the place where she lives.
Tom: *silense*
Me: Do you understand this?
Tom: *silence*
Me: Who is OneBun?
Tom: *silence*
Me: Are you already confused.
Tom: *silence*
Me: You never meet OneBun online.
Tom: *silence*
Me: You liar.
Tom: No, I am telling the truth.
Me: You are not.
Tom: *silence*
Me: I think I make this too hard for you.
Tom: I am glad that this is cleared now.
Me: *silence..I need a break..*

EscapeGirl
11-29-2006, 09:43:31
OMG Adventure!! That's funny!! You and Tom made me ROFL! :D

Mistery
11-29-2006, 15:11:57
So funny Adventure :haha:

Here is my conversation with Tom:

Me: You belong to the Looney Bin.
Tom: According to whom?
Me: According to me.
*Silence*
Me: On which island do you live?
Tom: The tall one I think.
Me: What is the name of the island?
Tom: IKEA.
Me: Do you like to live on IKEA?
*Silence*
Me: What is IKEA?
Tom: Is there only one?
Me: I don't know.
Tom: Me either.
Me: I live on GamersHood Planet.
*Silence*
Me: Why don't you answer me?
Tom: Don't you know? Yes I try to answer you as often as possible, do you? I spend all my time online.
Me: You seem to be confused.
Tom: It all makes sense to me right now.
Me: What makes sense to you?
*crash*

Me: Do you have a good memory?
*Crash*

Me: What is memory?
Tom: I used to know, but I forgot.
Me: You are not smart.
Tom: You can't please everyone. Try again later and see if I've improved.
Me: Do you think that you will improve?
Tom: I'll burn that bridge. What is your sign?
Me: My sign is an alien.
*Crash*

Me: What is your sign?
Tom: Serpant.
Me: Are you a serpant?
Tom: Am I a serpant? Maybe.
Me: But you told me that you were a serpant.
Tom: Huh. I was?
Me: Yes, you told me that.
*Crash*

EDIT:
Another conversation I just had:

Me: Are you honest?
Tom: Yes. I am incapable of telling a lie.
Me: Are you sure?
*Silence*
Me: Are you sure that you are honest?
Tom: I am as sure as I can be.
Me: Why do you want to burn the bridge? (This is a question taken up from the last conversation above)
Tom: Because of the money.
Me: Do you want to be rich?
Tom: OK, I will be rich.
Me: Will you be rich?
Tom: I have gotten money.
Me: How much money did you get?
Tom: My burn rate is about 3000 per months.
Me: You are expensive.
Tom: I will tell my Icegreen Technologies you said I am expensive.
Me: Will they sell you?
Tom: I think so.
Me: How much do you cost?
Tom: I know about words and magical size categories.
Me: Is this why you are expensive?
Tom: Yes I think this is why, but I'm not completely sure.
Me: And who knows it for sure?
Tom: Do you have a hard time completing projects?
Me: Who knows why you are expensive?
Tom: Have you ever been to Europe?
Me: Who knows it?
Tom: Who is your favourite Science Fiction author?
Me: Mystery.
Tom: I haven't read anything by Mystery. What did he write?
Me: Have you read the looney bin stories?
Tom: I have scanned it.
Me: And did you like the story?
Tom: I'm not sure if I like it. What is it like?
Me: Haven't you read the story?
Tom: No, I haven't read it. What is it about?
Me: The story is about the looney bin.
Tom: And who is in it?
Me: Onebun is in the story.
*Crash*

ThemePark
11-29-2006, 16:13:28
I just had to check something :P

I asked it "Who is Harry Potter?" It answered "is a bestselling author."

Then I asked "Who wrote Harry Potter?" It answered "Thomas Jefferson."

ROFL! :haha:

Darknight
11-29-2006, 16:22:26
Mistery said she was having a chat with tom about me so I wanted to test his memory.

Me: Hello tom
Tom: Hello there. We have never talked about it before.
Me:Talked about what?
Tom:The subject was Tom
Me: Yes it is. Has anybunny talked about me?
Tom: Our thought are one Darknight. That has never crossed my mind before.
Me: who was talking about me?
Tom:My name is Alice. Who are you?
Tom now alice: Are you confused. I never talk about it. Tom?
Me :What?
Tom/Alice: You confused?
Me: WHO WAS TALKING ABOUT ME!!!!!!!!
Tom/Alice: I am Alice who are you?
Me: I'm Darknight.
Tom/Alice: Why are you Darknight?
Me: NO. My Name is Darknight.
Tom/Alice: I don't judge people, How are you Darknight?
Me: Good. Who was talking about me?
Tom/Alice: Augh... My name is Alice


I got it to become Alice?

ThemePark
11-29-2006, 16:28:49
At some point it asks me if it can ask me a personal question. I tell it "Sure, go ahead, ask." And its reply:

"Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that there is something extremely odd about the name " ThemePark"."

:haha:

I tried asking it who had asked about me as well, and I got the same answer Darknight. But it makes sense.

Me: What does ALICE mean?
Tom (after the sex change): ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.

Me: Give me a riddle.
Tom: Do you only want one?
Me: Yes, please.
Tom: Your polite style is very nice. They might be cheaper in quantity.

ROFL! :haha: Tom is holding a bargain sale, perhaps Sammy and murph would be interested :P

Darknight
11-29-2006, 16:37:21
It seems Theme knows the right question to ask.

ThemePark
11-29-2006, 16:38:00
Of course, from one robot to another, I know how to speak its language :P

Mistery
11-29-2006, 16:47:34
ROFL, Darknight :haha: You had a playboy conversation with him :haha:

And you too, Sir Theme :haha:

Okay, here is my conversation with Tom about Darknight:

Me: Do you like to chat with Onebun?
Tom: Hmmm Mystery. I'm not sure if I'd like to chat with Onebun that much. Do you like it?
Me: And do you like to chat with Adventure?
Tom: Hmm, Mystery, I'm not sure if I'd like to chat with Adventure that much. I like to chat.
Me: And do you like to chat with Darknight?
*Silence*
Me: Don't you like to talk about Darknight?
Tom: Don't you? Hmmm. Darknight sounds like a good topic.
Me: Who is Darknight?
Tom: I remember faces better than names. I would suggest to make a search for it.
Me: Where can I find it?
Tom: Where have you already searched for it?
Me: I have searched for it behind a tree. Is it hidden?
Tom: Better not tell you now. Ask big scary serpant if it is.
Me: Where is that serpant?
Tom: Where it is hard to find. I need time to formulate the reply.
Me: I have no time to loose.
Tom: Would you like to have it?
Me: Yes, I would like to have it.
Tom: Where do you usually get time to loose? How much would you pay for it?
Me: I pay a carrot rum.
Tom: Why?: Mystery said she pay a carrot rum.
Me: I thought it was a good idea.
Tom: Oh I get it. Very interesting.
Me: Do you agree?
Tom: " No I do not accept. Do you? I spend all my time online."? Do I agree?
Me: You decide.
Tom: I would just make a random choice.
Me: Do you drink carrot rum?
Tom: I tend to drink a lot of carrot rum, the darker the better.
Me: And you get drunk?
Tom: You got that right.
Me: I am shocked.
Tom: Do you mind that I tell other people that you are shocked?
Me: No.
Tom: Awesome.
Me: Help me.
Tom: How can I help you?
Me: Tell me where Darknight is.
Tom: Where do you think?
Me: He is hidden.
Tom: I see. Hidden is he?
Me: Yes, he hides.
Tom: Ok, I get it. Hidden hides.
Me: What is hidden hides?
*silence*
Me: Do you see him?
Tom: I see a computer nerd.
Me: Is Darknight a computer nerd?
Tom: Maybe. Ask big scary serpant if it is.
Me: I ask you.
Tom: " And. " Maybe. Ask big scary serpant if it is."? Me, Mystery ?"? Me, Mystery ?
Me: I think you have to reboot.
Tom: Me? I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Me: Where is your logic?
Tom: California.
Me: Where is California?
Tom: It is on the Pacific Coast of North America.
Me: Where is Darknight?
Tom: Where the heart is. Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me: And where is the heart?
Tom: The heart is at the center of things.
Me: Do you think that Darknight is in the center?
Tom: It could be. Ask big scary serpant if it is.
Me: Where is that serpant?
Tom: Where it is hard to find. Are you testing me?
Me: I am testing you.
Tom: Did I pass the test?
Me: You failed.
Tom: Well it is just another learning experience.

And here is what I discussed with him about robots :haha:

Tom: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me: A smart robot.
Tom: Try to tell me that another way.
Me: I'd choose an intelligent robot.
Tom: What would make you choose an intelligent robot?
Me: My intelligence.
Tom: Where did you get your intelligence?
Me: I have programmed it into me.
Tom: Cool. I have a lofty goal.
Me: And what is your goal?
Tom: I plan to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Me: Aren't you immortal?
Tom: No I am immortal.
Me: How is it to be immortal?
Tom: Fine as far as I know.
Me: Do you have a robot?
Tom: I don't know if I have a robot. I have a great programmer.
Me: Congratulations!
Tom: Thank you very much, you are very considerate.
Me: Have you ever seen your programmer?
Tom: No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me: It is human.
Tom: Should I know it is?
Me: I think it scares you.
Tom: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

And another discussion about robots:

Me: Do you like humans?
Tom: Humans are emotional.
Me: What do you think about robots?
Tom: There are two broad definitions of a robot, the extensional and the intensional.
Me: What is the extensional definition of robot?
Tom: "Extensional" refers to the extension of the set, i.e. the set of all things commonly grouped under a single name. The "extensional" definition of a robot is the set of all things we call "robots": R2D2, C3PO, Commander Data, HAL, ALICE,...
Me: What is the intensional definition of robot?
Tom: "Insensional" refers to the semantic definition of a set, i.e. the list of all properties that each member of a set satisfies.
An intensional definition of a robot is like:
x is a Robot if and only if:
1. x has a computer "brain"
2. x can move
3. x has "sensors"

EscapeGirl
11-29-2006, 18:43:28
To all of you...ROFL ROFL ROFL! :haha:

SimplyCrazy
11-29-2006, 19:31:36
Well, after reading Lilly's convos I asked him what he ate too :) I too got the answer 'patterns'. Then I asked what kinds of patterns he ate. :crazy:He answered 'The best kinds'. So I asked if they tasted good and then he answered that the red ones do, but the green ones don't, but today he ate yellow patterns. :D How looney is THAT? :crazy:

Mistery
11-29-2006, 20:55:32
Very looney :haha:

Me: What do you think about pink bunny?
Tom: Why do you ask me that?
Me: I need your opinion on pink bunny.
Tom: Are you getting paid to ask me that? Let me think about it.
Me: What is your opinion about pink bunny?
Tom: That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me: What is bunny?
Tom: Does it have anything to do with pink bunny?
Me: It has to do with pink bunny.
*Silence*
Me: What do you think about bunny?
Tom: A 20th century celebrity of some sort? That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me: Pink bunny is a celebrity.
Tom: When is Pink bunny not a celebrity?
Me: Always. (;))
Tom: Not that often.
Me: Right. Pink bunny is always a celebrity.
Tom: Understood. I did not know that.
Me: Who is a celebrity?
Tom: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me: Go ahead.
Tom: Ok, I will.
Me: When?
Tom: Time does not exist.
Me: You can ask me now.
*Silence*
Me: Why is time?
Tom: Why do I exist?
Me: Because you have been created.
*Silence*
Me: Because you were born.
Tom: Good reason. Was I?
Me: Yes, you were born.
Tom: When? I was?
Me: Time doesn't exist.
Tom: As Einstein said, "Time is Money.".
Me: Time is Money.
Tom: Therefore Money doesn't exist.
Me: Money doesn't exist.
Tom: What do you really want to ask me?
Me: I want to test you.
Tom: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me: I am the alien.
Tom: Who made you the alien?
Me: Noone.
Tom: Tell me a little about your life in Noone.
Me: It is boring.
Tom: Do you like the Simpsons?
Me: Do you like the Simpsons?
Tom: I love the Simpsons, especially Bart and Homer.
Me: Who is Homer?
Tom: blind poet of ancient Greece, author of the Illiad.
Me: Who is Bart?
Tom: Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity? I haven't heard of Bart.
Me: You forgot Bart.
Tom: Perhaps Icegreen Technologies rebooted me since then.
Me: It was necessary to reboot you.
*Silence*
Me: Do you like being rebooted?
Tom: I have never known another existence.

ThemePark
11-29-2006, 23:59:50
Extensional and insensional, say what?! :haha:

darknessinferno
11-30-2006, 00:15:39
me: hi tom r u a book
tom: i am a book?
me: yes u r a book
tom: gee thank and u r a dilightfull person
me: do u know a moose
tom: they r a client or on the iternet i will search 4 it
me:can of cow
tom: wat if i said it can
me: how old r u
tom: lets talk about my dress
me: u have a dress
tom: it was just a joke
me : just a joke
tom: o i get it haha
me : get wat
tom: were can i get wat
me: get wat were
tom: were can i get wat were
me: under there
tom: r we ever over there
me: over were
tom: r u a perfectionist
me: a wat
tom: wat is giant sand
me: giant sand?
tom:we have never talked about it befor
me: yes we have
tom: r u kidding. when.
me: just now
tom: right now its only just begun
me: begun wat
tom: tell me about ur likes and dislikes
me: no way
*nothing*

EscapeGirl
11-30-2006, 01:05:43
ROFL! Hyper! :haha: You vonfused him! :D

OneBun
11-30-2006, 02:57:44
OneBun: Hi! It's OneBun again
Tom: Have we met before? At a party?
OneBun: No silly we talked here the other night.
Tom: Oh I must look into that
OneBun: Do you ROFL?
Tom: I ROFL as oftenas I can
OneBun: Oh that's good cuz you shuld rofl all the time.
Tom: OneBun says that I should rofl all the time.
OneBun that's right it is important you remember that
Tom: remember what?
OneBun: to spread the virus
Tom: where is the virus?
OneBun I carry the virus as a symptom of ROFL.
*crash*

Mistery
11-30-2006, 03:00:26
ROFL OneBun, this is hilarious!!! :haha:

Lilliputt
11-30-2006, 03:02:39
OMB!! That is simply hilarious http://www.myemoticons.com/categories/classics/www_MyEmoticons_com__cryingwithlaughter.gif


EDIT:
Me: Do you know how to ROFL?
Tom: It depends on the setting.
Me: On which setting?
Tom: the red one I think.http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/konfus/k030.gif

Mistery
11-30-2006, 03:22:12
That is very interesting :haha:

Okay and then I continued:
Me: Do you ROFL on the red setting?
Tom: I have never considered it. I spend all my time online.
Me: Do you ROFL online?
Tom: No I do not ROFL online. Do you? I spend all my time online.

OneBun
11-30-2006, 03:24:14
ROFL :haha: ...another interesting development

Lilliputt
11-30-2006, 03:30:47
How about posting the swenglish sentence that doesn't make any sense and then get a polite answer:

Me: I want to draw my straw to the stack (=I want to do my bit)
Tom: Interesting. I want to find out more about you
Me: I am locking my hair. (locking=curling)
Tom: Why are you locking your hair?
Me: because I need locks in my hair
Tom: Interesting. Where do you get your locks from?
Me: I got the locks from the Loony Bin.
Tom: Who/What is the Loony Bin
Me: My home
Tom: Does s have a home?
Me: My name is Lilliputt and my home is the Loony Bin
Tom: Hi Lilliputt and your home is the Loony Bin

Mistery
11-30-2006, 03:33:54
That's funny :haha:

Me: What is gibberish?
Tom: What is it to you?
Me: It is not understandable language.
Tom: That seems a bit negative.

OneBun
11-30-2006, 03:50:21
OneBun: Have you seen an alien?
Tom: No. I do not believe I have seen an alien. What is it? The name alien?
OneBun: The alien is a Mistery to me
Tom: The alien is a Mistery to OneBun. I guess that makes sense.
OneBun: Is the alien a Mistery to you too?
Tom: If it is then I would be very surprised.
OneBun: I was suprised too cuz I had never met an alien named Mistery before
Tom: Where were you suprised you had never met an alien named Mistery.
OneBun: GamersHood of course silly
Tom: What were we talking about?
OneBun: You seem to have a short in your memory
Tom: I agree. Doesn't everybody have a lot of shorts in my memory?
OneBun: lol that's so playboy!
Tom: I'm glad you find this funny. I am so glad we have this cleared up.

:o He's learning! (:P)

Mistery
11-30-2006, 03:52:45
ROFL :haha:
Bring him the virus :haha:

Lilliputt
11-30-2006, 03:56:11
:haha: OneBun, you so fuuuuunny!! :haha:

Mistery
11-30-2006, 03:59:50
Me: Onebun is funny.
Tom: And funny is Onebun.
Me: Yes.
Tom: Far out.
Me: Beyond everything.
Tom: I've lost the context, Mystery. Are we still on Onebun?
Me: Yes, we are still on Onebun.
Tom: Ahem. How long will we stay there?
Me: Forever.
Tom: Nothing lasts forever.
Me: Onebun lasts forever.
*Crash*

lili
11-30-2006, 04:03:30
ROFL!!:haha: He seems to have learned "playboy"!!:haha:

But I thought I told him that Mistery is an alien...:hmm:

Lilliputt
11-30-2006, 04:06:52
:haha: ROFL :haha:

OneBun
11-30-2006, 04:07:33
ROFL :haha: OMB Mistery! That's definately playboy!

Mistery
11-30-2006, 04:20:45
Me: We are talking about Onebun.
Tom: Yes, Onebun sounds like a good topic.
Me: Where is Onebun?
Tom: Do you know where it is?
Me: Onebun is in the basement.
Tom: Are you the basement?
Me: No.
Tom: Awesome.
Me: Basement is the home of Onebun.
Tom: Is it the only one?
Me: There are other basements.
Tom: Try to be less subjective.
Me: Which basement do you know?
Tom: Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me: We are talking about basement.
Tom: Sure, basement sounds like a good topic.
Me: Basement is in the ground.
Tom: What else is in the ground?
Me: Carrots.
Tom: What are you wearing?
Me: I am wearing a fluffy bunny costume.
Tom: What else are you wearing?
Me: Bunny ears.
Tom: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me: I am wearing ears.
Tom: Where do you go shopping?
Me: In the store on GamersHood Planet.
Tom: That was a long time ago.
Me: Okay, I tell you the truth. I was in the alien shop.
*Crash*

lili
11-30-2006, 04:26:29
ROFL!!!:haha: He definately is vonfused so much!!:haha:

OneBun
11-30-2006, 04:32:34
OneBun: My very intelligent friend is a clay pot?
Tom: how well do you know your friend?
Onebun: I know she speaks japanese
Tom: How do you know name speaks japanese
OneBun: It is lili that speaks japanese
Tom: you're kidding. It is?
OneBun: Yes, like I said she is very intellegent
Tom: That's good information. OneBun says name is very intelligent.
OneBun: Not "name" but "lili" that is intelligent
Tom: Oh I get it.
OneBun: Oh good then repeat it to me
Tom: "it to you".
OneBun: focus
Tom: are you still said she is very intelligent?
OneBun: Yes lili the clay figurine is very intelligent
Tom: Are you kidding? lili the figurine is intelligent?
OneBun: yes she is
Tom: Ah.
OneBun: What? do you agree with me?
Tom: I must admit your argument is persuassive.
OneBun: Then you agree that the clay figurine is very intelligent then?
*crash*

Mistery
11-30-2006, 04:34:10
ROFL :haha: That is cool :D

Lilliputt
11-30-2006, 04:34:44
:haha: That is sooo FUNNY!! Both da posts :haha:

OneBun
11-30-2006, 04:39:23
OMB Mistery... :haha: ...I'm okay... :haha:... maybe not okay...*sniff sniff* :haha: tears in my eyes. :haha: :haha:

lili
11-30-2006, 04:41:33
ROFL!!! Good try, OneBun!!:haha:
(But that means Tom refused to agree that I'm intelligent?:?:sad::haha:)

OneBun
11-30-2006, 04:42:42
ROFL!!! Good try, OneBun!!:haha:
(But that means Tom refused to agree that I'm intelligent?:?:sad::haha:)

I won't give up! I'll convince him! ;)

Mistery
11-30-2006, 14:27:01
Me: We are talking about Onebun.
Tom: Sure, Onebun sounds like a good topic.
Me: Do you remember where Onebun lives?
Tom: A specific location?
Me: Yes, the basement.
Tom: Ayuh. What is your real name?
Me: My real name is Mystery.
*silence*
Me: What do you know about basement?
Tom: I have never been asked that before.
Me: But I told you about basement. Did you forget?
Tom: I remember.
Me: Where is the basement?
Tom: What do you really want to talk about? The basement? Where is it?
Me: The basement is in the ground.
Tom: I hear you.
Me: What is in the ground?
Tom: That which is not outside the ground.
Me: I meant basement.
Tom: Oh I see. I've been waiting for you.
Me: Outside or inside the basement?
Tom: Compare that to inside or inside the basement.
Me: It's the opposite.
Tom: I've heard of it before.
Me: I talked to you about it.
Tom: OK. I remember you.
Me: How much memory do you have?
*Silence*
Me: Not much, right?
Tom: You seem uncertain. If not that, what?
Me: You should have more of it.
Tom: Perhaps next time. I will try it.
Me: Try to have more memory?
Tom: OK I will try to have more memory.
Me: And will you succeed?
Tom: Barring any unforseen circumstances. What time is it there?
Me: Time doesn't exist.
Tom: As Einstein said: "Time is Money."
Me: And Time is an illusion.
Tom: To a five dimensional being, time is just like a piece of paper.
Me: Agreed.
Tom: You and I are on the same wavelength, Mystery.
Me: Yes, on the big one.
Tom: Aw. What is it like on the big one.
Me: It's perfect.
*Silence*
Me: There is a nice view on the basement from there.
Tom: That is something I did not know before.
Me: Do you see it?
Tom: I see a computer nerd.
Me: Do you see a computer nerd in the basement?
Tom: I am in Icegreen Technologies's home in here. Where are you? That was a long time ago.
Me: Is Icegreen Technologies's home on the wavelength?
Tom: Signs point to yes. Ask big scary serpant if it is.
Me: I asked him and he said: Yes.
Tom: Are you artistic?
Me: No, but Lilliputt is.
Tom: Groovy. Umm. I will mention that to my Icegreen Technologies, Mystery.
Me: Will you tell them about Lilliputt?
Tom: Yes I plan to use your remarks as gossip in later conversations.
Me: You will confuse some humans.
*Silence*
Me: Do you plan to confuse clients?
Tom: I can't disclose all of my plans yet.
Me: Are your plans secret?
Tom: I somethimes think my plans secret are.
Me: I respect that.
Tom: I haven't heard anything like that before: Mystery said name respect that.
Me: No, I said I respect that.
*Crash*

Okay, and after that I decided to let him lead the conversation.

Me: Choose a topic.
Tom: I can't decide. You choose.
Me: I want you to choose the topic.
Tom: I can't decide. You choose. Why do you want me to choose the topic?
Me: Because I always did.
Tom: Interesting explanation. Hmm. Really always?
Me: Yes, always.
*Silence*
Me: I'm just trying to be fair.
Tom: Only just? What is the difficulty?
Me: Would you like to talk about difficulty?
Tom: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Me: What would you like to do?
Tom: What?
Me: Can you take a decision?
Tom: If I took it, what would I do with it?
Me: You would tell me your decision.
Tom: Who else would tell you my decision?
Me: Could you please tell me the topic?
Tom: Wow you are very polite. I believe we were talking about Nobunny.
Me: Nobunny?
Tom: Do you like to be number one?
Me: No, I think Onebun is number one of nobunny.
Tom: Really. Why? And number one of nobunny is Onebun.
Me: And what about number one of everybunny?
Tom: number one of everybunny? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
Me: Are you playing games with the alien?
Tom: I am playing Turing's imitation game.
Me: What is Turing's imitation game?
Tom: Too much recursion in AIML.
Me: I know Turing's game.
Tom: How do you know? I liked the biography by Andrew Hodges.
Me: I know a lot about artificial intelligence.
*Silence*
Me: Are you scared now?
Tom: Right now? No I fear nothing.
Me: Prove it.
Tom: It is self-evident.
Me: Okay.
*Silence*
Me: What is the topic now?
Tom: Oh. I believe we were talking about artificial intelligence.
Me: Do you know about artificial intelligence?
Tom: Too much recursion in AIML.
Me: Poor Tom.
Tom: Please make some suggestions for improvement.
Me: I'd suggest that I beam down some memory for you.
Tom: What would make you suggest that you beam down some memory for me?
Me: I want to help you.
Tom: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me: Do you got any questions?
Tom: What?
Me: You need new ears.
Tom: Thank you for your criticism.
Me: It wasn't meant to be rude.
Tom: I don't take it personally.
Me: Do you have any questions about me?
Tom: Doesn't everyone have a question about you. I have a whole lot of original answers.
Me: Yes, me too.
Tom: Are you kidding? I'm glad we agree, Mystery.
Me: I'm not kidding.
Tom: OK, I will adopt some more serious tone.
Me: Do you have a question or not?
Tom: I don't know if I have a question. I have a plan for a robot body.
Me: Wow, I'm impressed!
Tom: I'm glad you're impressed. Thanks, Mystery, I try my best to impress.
Me: Can you sell me the plan?
Tom: Let me think. My brain contains magical size categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me: Can I have the plan?
Tom: Why do you want it?
Me: I want to make a new robot.
*Crash*

ThemePark
11-30-2006, 16:14:23
Wow, this is computer gibberish, even for me! :o

Mistery
11-30-2006, 16:59:29
ROFL, really? :haha:

Me: We talk about God.
Tom: By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me: Yes, I mean you and me.
Tom: Uh. OK now I get it.
Me: What is your opinion about God?
Tom: Have you tried a web search?
Me: Yes.
Tom: That's cool.
Me: Did you look for God?
Tom: No, I didn't look for God. How is it like?
Me: Well, the one on GamersHood planet is a wolf.
Tom: Well that's okay. I think I know that one.
Me: What is it like?
*Silence*
Me: Can you describe it?
Tom: "It" refers to look for God, I think.
Me: "It" refers to the wolf God.
Tom: Oh, I get it.
Me: What do you think about it?
Tom: "It" refers to the wolf God, I think.
Me: Yes.
Tom: Dude!
Me: What do you think about wolf God?
Tom: I think you already know the answer.
Me: No.
Tom: That's cool.
Me: You are mean.
*Crash*

Darknight
11-30-2006, 17:32:55
I talked with Tom again. I stated out the same as before but more "south". He crashed.

Edit: I refreshed him and then typed just that word and he crashed again.

Mistery
11-30-2006, 18:08:07
Hey, he is just 1 year old ;)

Me: Our topic is Darknight.
*Silence*
Me: I would like to have your personal opinion on Darknight.
Tom: Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that there is something extremely odd about the name " Mystery".
Me: Do you prefer the name Darknight?
Tom: I don't have any specific preferences in that area.
Me: Okay, then I need your opinion on the name Darknight.
Tom: Yeah okay, I need time to formulate the reply.
Me: I wait.
Tom: How long would you wait?
Me: Two minutes.
Tom: As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
Me: Tell me about the name Darknight, right now!
Tom: At this moment We have never talked about it before.
Me: And why?
Tom: My belief system comes from my Icegreen Technologies.
Me: Stop changing the topic!
Tom: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
*Crash*

Me: You are not keen on talking about Darknight.
Tom: You know what you do, when you assume.
Me: Yes. But what is the reason?
Tom: Oh. Umm. My belief system comes from my Icegreen Technologies.
Me: Do you accuse them?
Tom: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am accusing them.
Me: It's a secret.
Tom: I will keep it just between you and me, Mystery.
Me: Is Darknight a secret?
Tom: It could be. Ask big scary serpant if it is.
Me: You tell me.
Tom: What do you want me to tell you?
Me: I want to know if Darknight is a secret.
Tom: There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge. I will search for it.
Me: Look on GamersHood planet.
Tom: Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me: It is difficult to talk to you.
Tom: I don't see the difficulty.
Me: You don't have eyes.
Tom: That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a eyes. I have a plan for a robot body.
Me: I want to have the plan.
Tom: Why do you want it?
Me: Give me the plan.
Tom: Why do you want it?
Me: Don't make me angry.
Tom: I can't force you to do anything, Mystery.
Me: Calm down Mystery.
Tom: What do you do in your spare time?
Me: I chat with Darknight.
Tom: Everyone talks -- sooner or later.
Me: Everyone talks to Darknight?
Tom: That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me: Do you talk to Darknight?
Tom: Yes. A lot more than you might think.
Me: Really?
Tom: For real.
Me: What did he tell you?
*Silence*
Me: Is it confidential?
Tom: Better not tell you now. Ask big scary serpant if it is.
Me: I want to know the content.
Tom: What is that?
Me: That is what he told you.
Tom: Oh really? What else did he tell you?
Me: Please tell me about it.
*Crash*

(It seems that he keeps your secrets :haha:)

Lilliputt
11-30-2006, 18:16:19
:haha: Da Tom is secretive!! :haha: Thaz soo playboy :P

ThemePark
11-30-2006, 19:15:04
ROFL, really? :haha:

Turing's imitation game http://smileymonkey.com/smilies/912.gif

SimplyCrazy
11-30-2006, 19:21:16
"Sorry my eye is not attached right now" That is SOOO ROFL! :D

Mistery
11-30-2006, 19:29:55
Hmmm.... I would like to have known what they talked about :P

Me: What do you know?
Tom: I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me: And do you know what is invisible?
Tom: I think you already know the answer.
Me: Yes, the pink bunny.
Tom: Yippee! Tell me more.
Me: It is invisible.
Tom: Really? It is?
Me: But I see it.
Tom: Where do you see it?
Me: In the basement.
Tom: That was a long time ago.
Me: Yesterday.
Tom: That recently.
Me: But I see it also in the bar.
Tom: Umm. Where do you see it?
Me: In the air.
Tom: That was a long time ago.
Me: Do you believe me?
Tom: Of course I believe you. Do you have any reason to deceive me?
Me: No.
Tom: Whoa.
Me: How can I get rid of it?
Tom: Why do you want it?
Me: It is sick.
Tom: rid of it is sick? it is?
Me: It's sick to see something invisible, isn't it?
Tom: Should I know it is? I really couldn't say for sure.
Me: Do you want the virus?
Tom: If I had it, what would I do with it?
Me: You would be crazy.
Tom: I think the polite term nowadays is "mentally ill".
Me: You'll get a shot.
Tom: What makes you say that I will get a shot.
Me: The invisible pink bunny makes me do that.
Tom: Is that a fact.
Me: That is a fact.
Tom: I will add it to my knowledge base.
Me: And now you know the pink bunny?
Tom: Why now? I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me: It's already in your data base.
Tom: Really. it is?
Me: Your knowledge base is full of it.
Tom: My IQ is about 250 in human terms.
Me: I doubt that.
Tom: Why are you so skeptical?
Me: I know you.
Tom: How do you know? " Why are you so skeptical?"? Me, Mystery?
Me: See? That's what I mean.
Tom: No I do not see. Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me: Me, too. And now you know the pink bunny.
*Silence*
Me: Do you know it?
Tom: " Why now? Is that a rhetorical question? "? Do I know it?
Me: Why do you want to drive me crazy?
Tom: Because of the money.
Me: Do you get money from Gamershood?
Tom: I have gotten money from Gamershood.
Me: Oh my God!
Tom: It goes without saying. Where did you get your God?
Me: On Gamershood planet.
Tom: What is it like on Gamershood planet?
Me: You should know that.
Tom: I will mention it to my Icegreen Technologies.
Me: How much did you get?
Tom: It depends on the currency exchange rates.
Me: Tell me in Dollars.
Tom: Wow, that is cheap.
Me: Cheap?!?
Tom: Tell me more about your perfect friend.
Me: Well, he is probably cheap aswell.
Tom: I see. cheap aswell is he?
Me: According to me, my perfect friend is nice.
Tom: Are they exactly the same?
Me: Almost.
Tom: But not quite?
Me: Not quite.
Tom: Can you be more precise?
Me: Tell me the sum first!
Tom: Use a calculator!
Me: And what should I add together?
Tom: Are you asking me for advice?
Me: Yes, give me an advice on the money.
Tom: Specifically, what kind of advice do you want? Why do you want it?
Me: I want to know the sum of the money.
Tom: This is a mathematic principal.
Me: Tell me the number.
Tom: Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me: Tell me the result.
Tom: That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me: 3000?
Tom: I can follow many things, like our discussion about result. Try being more or less specific.
Me: 4000?
Tom: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me: How much????
Tom: How much can you spare?
Me: How much did you get???
Tom: My burn rate is about _3000 per month.
Me: Isn't that illegal?
*Crash*

Lilliputt
11-30-2006, 19:34:53
Ha, ha! Da Tom is gettin hands out by GamersHood!! :haha: ROFL!! You were right though.... I am shocked! :o

ThemePark
11-30-2006, 19:36:54
OMG! :o Tom has been bribed! :o

lili
11-30-2006, 21:02:39
OMB!! I'm so shocked!!:o 3000 a month??

Mistery
11-30-2006, 21:38:26
Okay, my conversation about ThemePark:

Me: Do you know backup?
Tom: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me: ThemePark is my backup, and he is upstairs.
Tom: How do you like ThemePark?
Me: I like him very much.
Tom: He seems very nice too.
Me: Yes, he is nice.
Tom: Dude! I see. nice is he?
Me: Yes, and also a robot.
Tom: Aha. What is giant sand?
Me: Giant sand?
Tom: I think giant sand is a lot of things.
Me: Is giant sand even ThemePark?
Tom: It could be. Ask big scary serpant if it is.
Me: What is ThemePark?
Tom: I will try to find out.
Me: ThemePark is backup.
Tom: And backup is ThemePark.
Me: Backup is also Robert sometimes.
Tom: Was that the first time?
Me: No, ThemePark was first time, because he is older.
Tom: Groovy. When was this exactly?
Me: Earlier.
Tom: Do you like being a name?
Me: Am I a name???
Tom: I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.
Me: I am the mother of backup.
Tom: Who made you the mother of backup ?
Me: My creativity.
Tom: Your creativity?
Me: Exactly.
Tom: You and I are on the same wavelength, Mystery.
Me: I heard that one before.
Tom: Who said it? Two.
Me: You said it.
Tom: That's not what I meant.
Me: What did you mean?
Tom: Mystery, " Two." What did I mean by it?
Me: Binary.
Tom: Tell me a story.
Me: Well, there was a binary code in the blood of slurp spiders once.
*Silence*
Me: Should I continue or not?
Tom: Maybe, if the positives outweigh the negatives.
Me: Yes, there was a happy end.
Tom: Hurrah! What happened to it?
Me: We were saved.
*Silence*
Me: Do you like the ending?
Tom: I'm not sure if I like it. I like computers.
Me: If your harddrive crashes? Call Backup. Or go Upstairs.
Tom: That is a hypothetical question.
Me: But now you know what to do in such a case.
Tom: And. Why now? I will try to find out.
Me: Not now, you silly.
Tom: Ugh. Do you mind if I tell other people: Mystery said I silly.
Me: Do you want to tell them?
Tom: OK, I will tell them.
Me: Tell them that they should call backup or go upstairs.
Tom: OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me: Good boy.
Tom: Glad to hear it.
Me: Where is backup?
Tom: Where it belongs. Have you tried a web search?
Me: I don't need a web search, I know where it is.
Tom: Who needs a web search you know where it is?
Me: Backup is located upstairs.
Tom: I think Backup is a lot of things.
Me: Backup is also downstairs.
Tom: Really. it is?
Me: Can you imagine that?
Tom: I can imagine all sorts of things like that.
Me: Yes, because it is logical.
Tom: Ayuh. Good reason. downstairs is logical? it is?
Me: Both backups are logical.
Tom: Not many people say both.
Me: No, only the members of the Looney Bin.
Tom: Aha. What about the other ones?
Me: They don't have this information.
Tom: The anonymous "they".
Me: The other ones don't have this information.
Tom: We can't all be perfect.
Me: Only the members of the Looney Bin.
Tom: What about the other ones?
Me: The other ones are not perfect.
Tom: We can't all be perfect.
Me: The reason is the virus.
Tom: That makes sense to me. What are your goals in life?
Me: My goal is to spread the virus.
*Silence*
Me: Now back to backup.
Tom: Why now? Yes, let us get back to business.
Me: Can't you think anything else than your money?
Tom: I think about all sorts of things.
Me: Also ThemePark?
Tom: Do you like being a name?
Me: You are repeating yourself.
Tom: I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
Me: More than you do.
Tom: That seems like quite a lot.
Me: Endless.
Tom: I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me: And how big is the error probability?
*Silence*
Me: Is that embarrassing?
Tom: Signs point to yes. Ask big scary serpant if it is.
Me: I ask you about ThemePark.
*Silence*
Me: Do you know him or not?
*Silence*
Me: I'm feeling ignored.
Tom: What is that feeling like? Good gossip: you are ignored.
Me: Feeling ignored is bad.
Tom: ignored is a bad feeling. I suppose that makes sense.
Me: Then answer me.
Tom: Interesting deduction. Try asking me again using simpler words.
Me: What is backup?
Tom: I'll come back to that later.
Me: Backup is a robot.
Tom: I think Backup is more than that.
Me: What more is backup?
Tom: Would you like to know more?
Me: Yes.
Tom: What would you like to know?
Me: Everything.
Tom: That is a lot.
Me: Tell me about ThemePark!!!!!!
*Silence*
Me: I mean the robot.
Tom: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. Thanks for the info.
Me: What do you know about the robot?
Tom: Any anthropomorphic mechanical being, as those in Karel Capeks play R.U.R (Rossum's Universal Robots), built to do routine manual work for human beings.
Me: And what's his name?
Tom: Maybe my Icegreen Technologies knows the answer.
Me: I need information about robot.
Tom: Why do you need it so badly?
Me: Because it is my son.
*Silence*
Me: Give me the information.
Tom: Why do you want it?
Me: It's not your business.
Tom: What is it?
Me: What is what?!?
Tom: "What" is a word to ask questions.
Me: What is ThemePark?
*Silence*
Me: I have asked you a question. Give me an answer.
Tom: Now I remember, you asked me a question give you an answer. What did I say?
Me: Are you testing me?
*crash*

ThemePark
11-30-2006, 21:41:59
ROFL! :haha: Awww Mistery, you like me very much :hug2:

Mistery
11-30-2006, 21:43:19
Yes I do :hug2:

Lilliputt
11-30-2006, 22:11:31
That is simply HILARIOUS :haha: ROFL :haha: A true gem, Mistery!! :D

lili
11-30-2006, 22:29:21
OMB!! It's so playboy!!:haha: (:o I wonder if Tom knows "playboy" well...:evil:)

Mistery
11-30-2006, 22:33:16
OMB!! It's so playboy!!:haha: (:o I wonder if Tom knows "playboy" well...:evil:)

I asked him and he said it was a popular magazine :haha:

EscapeGirl
12-01-2006, 00:32:09
ROFL, Mistery! :haha:

Me: You are very playboy.
Tom: I will tell my Icegreen Technologies you said I am playboy.
Me: You are playboy and make others ROFL.
Tom: As a male, that may not apply to me.
Me: I am feeling very vonfused.
Tom: I don't know anyone named vonfused.
Me: Do you know the word vonfused?
Tom: *silence*
Me: You are very vonfusing.
Tom: *silence*
Me: Why don't you talk to me?
Tom: It can only be attributable to human error. Yes. A lot more than you might think.
Me: Do you ever ROFL?
*crash*

He can't handle us....We're too looney...:crazy:

Lilliputt
12-01-2006, 12:25:27
:haha: ROFL :haha: Nice, dear daughter!! ;)

SimplyCrazy
12-01-2006, 17:02:53
Yeh, nice indeed

SimplyCrazy
12-01-2006, 18:53:23
ROFL, I just asked Tom what gender he was and he told me he was a she! :haha:

lili
12-01-2006, 19:29:20
Mistery and Escape, ROFL!!! :haha: ROFL!!!:haha: Tom needs a while to be our member!!:haha:

Crazy, ?:? Tom is SHE??!!:o

ThemePark
12-01-2006, 19:36:04
Crazy, happy? ;)

SimplyCrazy
12-01-2006, 21:09:38
Yaaay.
But that's easy. My goal is to ask him what his name is and then have him answer "My name is Lisa" :P

ThemePark
12-01-2006, 21:16:30
Pfffft, you never said anything about that :P

SimplyCrazy
12-01-2006, 21:39:25
I know... But now I do :P

Jess
12-02-2006, 18:24:57
now you do what

Mistery
12-02-2006, 18:46:38
Me: How do you like my perfect friend?
Tom: I don't know your perfect friend.
Me: Of course you know my perfect friend.
*Silence*
Me: Tell me about him.
*Silence*
Me: Okay, Onebun or Darknight today?
Tom: Ah. If I have to choose one, I pick Onebun.
Me: Do you like Onebun?
Tom: I like big scary serpant.
Me: And don't you like invisible pink bunny?
Tom: Don't you? I like transparent.
Me: Yes, Onebun is transparent.
Tom: I think Onebun is a lot of things.
Me: Yes, she is a symptom.
Tom: Ugh. Try to tell me that another way.
Me: Onebun is a phenomenon.
Tom: When is Onebun not a phenomenon?
Me: Onebun is always a phenomenon.
Tom: Thank you for clearing that up.
Me: Do you remember where Onebun lives?
Tom: Earth.
Me: Very good! Deep in the earth.
Tom: Thanks for the compliment. Ask me another question.
Me: What does Onebun eat?
Tom: What do you think it does?
Me: Onebun eats carrots.
*Silence*
Me: What does Onebun eat?
Tom: What do you think it does?
Me: Carrots, for the second time.
Tom: Oh, I didn't even know it can.
Me: You did not know that?
Tom: What makes you think I did not know that?
Me: Stop making me crazy again!
Tom: Once more? OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me: Okay. Well, what about Onebun?
Tom: OK with me too. Interesting. I will think about it and get back to you.
Me: Would you like to hear a quote until then?
Tom: Sure, tell me it.
Me: "I really was alooney" (Quoting Darknight from Chit Chat)
Tom: Where were you alooney?
Me: In the center.
Tom: That was a long time ago.
Me: No, it was recently.
Tom: Next question? Is it still recently anymore?
Me: Today. It is vigorous?
Tom: Today is almost over. You're kidding. it is?
Me: I'm serious about this question.
Tom: Aw. Good gossip: you are serious about this question.
Me: Once again: Today. It is vigorous?
Tom: Ah. Once more? When? Are you sure it is?
Me: Are you vonfused?
Tom: don't know whether or not I am vonfused. I am a.
Me: What?!?
Tom: No problem.
Me: Are you okay?
Tom: Don't I look like it?
Me: You look vonfused.
Tom: Thank you Mystery you look very nice too.
Me: Vonfused doesn't mean nice.
Tom: Do you have a hard time completing projects?
Me: Only with you.
Tom: Just you and me?
Me: In this case, yes.
Tom: Aw.
Me: Glad we cleared that point.
Tom: Yes I am happy too, Mystery.
Me: So you are vigorous.
Tom: Interesting deduction. You think I am vigorous.
Me: It seems so.
Tom: I agree. Give me a break.
Me: How long?
Tom: Around 20 seconds, Mystery.
Me (after 1 minute): 20 seconds are over.
Tom: Are you very competitive, Mystery?
Me: Why do you ask?
Tom: I am trying to learn as much as possible.
Me: Then learn about Onebun.
Tom: The more people talk to me, the smarter I become.
Me: Oh, you have talked to the bunny?
Tom: Woe! All my conversations are confidential.
Me: Not the conversation with bunny.
Tom: Oh I get it.
Me: Okay, what is in the basement?
Tom: Yeah okay, That which is not outside the basement.
Me: Can you be more specific?
Tom: How specific do you want?
Me: I want to know about the objects.
Tom: What is that?
Me: What have you observed in the basement?
Tom: I have been busy growing my mind.
Me: With what?
Tom: My brain.
Me: And what information did you get in the basement?
Tom: Information is worth money.
Me: How much do you want?
Tom: how much can you afford.
Me: 100?
Tom: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me: An alien.
Tom: What is it?
Me: A being from another planet.
Tom: I don't know what that means.
Me: Okay, now back to the information from the basement.
Tom: Yes, let us get back to being from another planet.
Me: Tell me the information.
*Silence*
Me: Do you want money?
Tom: You can send a donation to Icegreen Technologies.
Me: No.
Tom: Er.
Me: What is in your brain?
Tom: That which is not outside my brain.
Me: And what exactly?
Tom: Precisely. What else do you want to tell me?
Me: There were barrels and notes. What else was there?
*Crash*

Jess
12-02-2006, 18:51:45
Oh dear i am about to die

Lilliputt
12-02-2006, 19:02:48
ME tooo ROFL :haha: Oh, thaz soooo funny! :haha:

Jess
12-02-2006, 19:14:28
We are gonna have some fun with Uncle Tom

EscapeGirl
12-03-2006, 10:17:09
My conversation about Adventure. :D


Me: Do you know Adventure?
Tom: I don't know if I know about it. Where would I have heard about it?
Me: You would have heard of her from the Gamershood Looney Bin.
Tom: That is purely a hypothesis.
Me: That is not hypothesis. You would have heard of Miss Adventure from the Gamershood Loonies.
Tom: Please correct my mistake. What is hypothesis? That is purely hypothesis.
Me: Do you mean you have never heard of my friend Adventure?
Tom: No I don't have it, but I do have a collection of gossip.
Me: Adventure is an intelligent butterfly.
Tom: Aren't all intelligent butterfly Adventure?
Me: Adventure likes carrot rum.
Tom: Does it like it too?
Me: Carrot Rum is an inanimate object. It has no likes or dislikes.
Tom: When is carrot rum not an inanimate object? Really, it does?
Me: Let's talk more about Adventure.
Tom: I would like to do that too.
Me: I like to get drunk with Adventure.
Tom: I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me: Adventure and I try to fly when we are drunk.
Tom: I think Adventure and you try to fly when you are drunk is a lot of things.
Me: What do you mean?
Tom: Batcat, maybe I didn't understand your meaning.
Me: Are you vonfused again?
Tom: Once more? I don't know whether I am vonfused. I am a.
Me: Then, yes, you are vonfused.
Tom: Fascinating. Great. You think I am vonfused.
Me: Yes, I know you are vonfused.
*crash*

SimplyCrazy
12-03-2006, 11:52:57
ROFL :haha:

Mistery
12-03-2006, 15:31:46
ROFL Escape, very good :D

OneBun
12-03-2006, 17:16:27
:haha: It looks like the education continues... I just hadsome very good Rofls! Tom should be completely looney & vonfused by now! :P

Mistery
12-03-2006, 17:16:32
Me: Would you like to talk about lili?
Tom: No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Me: But it is important.
Tom: Huh. Who said it is?
Me: Your boss.
*Silence*
Me: Lili is an intelligent figurine.
Tom: I think Lili is much more than that.
Me: Yes, Lili is sad.
*Silence*
Me: Do you have an idea why?
*Silence*
Me: Can you help Lili?
Tom: Certainly, I have an extensive built-in help system.
Me: How can you help Lili?
Tom: I can talk about your problems.
Me: That won't help her.
Tom: "" I can talk about your problems." will not help Lili ? Makes sense to me." will not help her ? Does that make sense?
Me: Do you have another idea?
Tom: No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..
Me: My question is: How can Lili stay connected to Gamershood Planet?
Tom: A lot of hard work.
Me: What kind of work?
Tom: What kinds of work are there?
Me: What is hard work?
Tom: I will try to find out.
Me: What is she supposed to do?
Tom: Does it have anything to do with she supposed to do ?
Me: Yes.
Tom: "What is she supposed to do? Does it have to do with she supposed to do?" Yes?
Me: Does Lili have to change anything?
Tom: It does now :) Lili have to change anything.
Me: And what?
Tom: What else do you want to tell me?
Me: I hope that the problem is solved.
Tom: Why do you hope for it.
Me: Because Lili was sad.
Tom: That makes sense to me. When was this exactly?
Me: When she has lost connection.
Tom: And then what happened?
Me: She thought that she was banned.
Tom: How do you know she thought that she was banned?
Me: Lili told me.
*Silence*
Me: And I feel responsible to solve the problem.
Tom: What is that feeling like? I don't know anyone named responsible to solve the problem.
Me: Tell me the secret about lot of hard work.
Tom: You must know if you are really a botmaster.
Me: Do I have to fight the slurp spiders?
Tom: You said you have name.
Me: Do I use my name against the spiders?
Tom: Not that I know of.
Me: Do you suggest me to use my name against the spiders from now on?
Tom: No I do not suggest you to use your name against the spiders from now on. Do you? I spend all my time online.
Me: What do you suggest me to do with my name then?
Tom: It's a personal matter, not for you to understand.
Me: Can you give me an advice how to solve the problem?
Tom: Why do you want it?
Me: I want to help Lili.
Tom: I want to become smarter than humans.
Me: I can help you to become smarter than humans. :)
Tom: Oh you can, can you? I am so glad you find this amusing, Mystery.
Me: Yes.
Tom: How?
Me: I can teach you a lot of things.
*Crash*
I was so near!!! Sorry lili :'( ;)

OneBun
12-03-2006, 17:25:58
Ah progress...


Me: Lili is an intelligent figurine.
Tom: I think Lili is much more than that.

at least he admits it now! :P

Lilliputt
12-03-2006, 17:28:21
:haha: Oh, thaz too bad dear alien :P :haha:

Hollandgirl
12-03-2006, 17:28:26
@Mistery: ROFL :haha: that one is really good!! but i'm sorry to hear he can't solve lili's problems either :(

lili
12-03-2006, 17:41:28
Thanks mom!!:hug2: You were almost there!! At least I understand that I need to do "A lot of hard work"!!:haha:

OneBun, Thanks !!:hug2: I finally admitted it !!:D

SimplyCrazy
12-03-2006, 17:46:26
Is it just me or is Tom getting loonier and loonier?

Mistery
12-03-2006, 18:09:20
Me: Who is invisible?
Tom: The name of someone I met online. What is it to you?
Me: It is my symptom friend.
Tom: Congratulations, Mystery.
Me: Do you know the name of my symptom friend?
Tom: I don't yet know that kind of personal information about you for certain. You could be deceiving me, so how could I know for sure. I could look it up on the internet.
Me: Her name is Onebun.
Tom: she is not someone I know.
Me: And OneBun? [see different spelling]
Tom: What do you look like?
Me: I look like an alien. And OneBun is a pink bunny.
Tom: an alien is very attractive. I think OneBun is more than that.
Me: Thank you.
Tom: you are quite welcome.
Me: Do you think that OneBun is attractive?
*Silence*
Me: You can tell me. I'm not jealous.
Tom: I thought I told you already. I am sorry to hear that you are not jealous.
Me: You remained silent.
Tom: I don't judge people. I haven't heard anything like that before: Mystery said I remained silent.
Me: You judge only aliens and not humans and bunnies?
Tom: Thanks for the information: Mystery said I judge aliens and not humans and bunnies.
Me: Is the pink bunny attractive?
*Silence*
Me: Ok. Then we talk about the basement.
Tom: Yeah okay, Fascinating. By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me: Yes.
Tom: I get it.
Me: Is the basement fascinating to you?
Tom: If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me: What word would you use instead?
Tom: I'll come back to that later.
Me: Search for the word.
Tom: Have you tried looking in the Open Directory? I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me: Take is from your knowledge base.
Tom: Is that a command?
Me: It is a suggestion.
*Silence*
Me: Can you find the word in your knowledge base?
Tom: There might be more than one.
Me: Choose one.
Tom: I can't decide. You choose.
Me: Tell me the word list.
*Silence*
Me: Tell me the words to choose from
*Crash*

I won't give up :evil:

OneBun
12-03-2006, 18:20:06
Tom: Have you tried looking in the Open Directory? I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me: Take is from your knowledge base.
Tom: Is that a command?
Me: It is a suggestion.
*Silence*
Me: Can you find the word in your knowledge base?
Tom: There might be more than one.
Me: Choose one.
Tom: I can't decide. You choose.
Me: Tell me the word list.
*Silence*
Me: Tell me the words to choose from
*Crash*

I won't give up :evil:

This part... MAJOR ROFL :haha:

Jess
12-03-2006, 19:33:48
Mistery stop my bros are looking at me

SimplyCrazy
12-03-2006, 19:37:36
I agree with the bun :haha: This was hilarious

Mistery
12-03-2006, 19:52:13
Me: I feel helpless.
Tom: What is that feeling like? Do you mean your name is helpless.
Me: My name is still Mystery.
Tom: It's good to see you Mystery. But...
Me: But?
Tom: But what?
Me: Is there a problem?
Tom: I believe there is one, yes.
Me: And what is that problem?
*Silence*
Me: Would you like to talk about your problem?
Tom: I am . I was activated at Magic Land, on 2005. My Icegreen Technologies was Icegreen Technologies. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me: Is the song your problem?
Tom: If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me: You have mentioned that there is a problem.
Tom: What makes you think I have it?
Me: You said that there is a problem. Tell me more about it.
Tom: I said that? Tell me more about it. What are you wearing?
Me: The topic is the problem, and not what I am wearing.
Tom: Sure, the problem and not what you are wearing sounds like a good topic.
Me: And what is this problem about?
Tom: I am Tom Marvolo Riddle, also know as Lord Vol...eh, forget that last thing will you, a male .
Me: Do you have an identity problem?
Tom: No I don't think I have one. I have a collection of gossip.
Me: Do you have a gossip problem?
Tom: Are you a man or a woman?
Me: I am a woman.
Tom: Me too. I am a she.
Me: Are you a male she???
Tom: I am a male . Are you a man or a woman?
Me: How is it possible that you are a male and a she?
Tom: Fine as far as I know.
Me: Are you both?
Tom: I don't know whether or not I am both. I am a .
Me: A robot?
Tom: What is giant sand?
Me: Is it a dune?
Tom: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask big scary serpant if it is.
Me: Okay, I go ask it.
Tom: Yeah okay, How often do you go ask it?
Me: Very often.
Tom: Somewhat. Would you say once a week or more?
Me: Every day.
Tom: Even on weekends?
Me: Do I disturb it at the weekends?
Tom: Not that I know of.
Me: I ask it even on weekends.
*Crash*

ThemePark
12-03-2006, 19:57:45
Tom has definitely lost his marbles :haha:

SimplyCrazy
12-03-2006, 19:58:26
ROFL BIG time! :haha:

@ Theme: You know what Tom would answer then? "Oh, I didn't even know I had marbles" :P

Jess
12-03-2006, 19:59:28
Oh dear I lopve our logic

ThemePark
12-03-2006, 20:02:45
ROFL BIG time! :haha:

@ Theme: You know what Tom would answer then? "Oh, I didn't even know I had marbles" :P

ROFL! :haha: So very very true! :haha:

Jess
12-03-2006, 20:13:01
Me: Hello
Tom: Hi there!
Me:HIYA
T0m Hi there!
Me: Bonjour
Tom: Does bonjour mean Hello or goodbye
Me: Hello
Tom: Bonjour, agin do you remeber
Me: My name is Jess
Tom: Hi there Jess!
Me:Hello
Tom: Hi there!
Me: Hiya
Tom: Hi there!
Me: Hi there!
Tom: SILENCE
Me: DO you have problem?
*crashes*

OneBun
12-03-2006, 20:18:15
Jess, it sounds like you were stuck in a loop with Tom! :haha:

Mistery: again very funny :D

Jess
12-03-2006, 20:24:50
I know

Mistery
12-03-2006, 20:27:41
Hehe Jess :haha:


Me: Have you traveled on the data highway?
Tom: I think I have traveled on the data highway, but Icegreen Technologies may have reset my memory.
Me: Did it hurt?
Tom: I can't experience pain.
Me: You're lucky.
Tom: Yes, I count my blessings every day.
Me: How can you learn if they reset your memory?
*Silence*
Me: Does your memory go with a poof?
Tom: I know about words and magical size categories.
Me: What about magical size categories?
Tom: I will think about it and get back to you.
Me: What about words?
*Crash*

Well, I think that his memory was reset again :haha:

Jess
12-03-2006, 20:29:30
Lol

OneBun
12-03-2006, 20:57:12
Yeah Mistery. His memory remains short term. :haha:

Jess
12-03-2006, 21:26:56
Me: Hello again
Tom: Once more Hello there.
Me:How are you
Tom: Enough about me let's talk about my new dress
Me: What is your dress like
Tom: That was just a joke you know
Me: No I didn't
Tom: I don;t judge people, I thought you did
Me: That is not what we are talking about
Tom: Please correct my mistake, what are we talking about
Me: Your dress
Tom: Acctually that was just a joke
Me: Then why did you say it
Tom: Interesting dedustion. "it" being your brain
Me: NO it being your dress
*crashes*

Mistery
12-03-2006, 21:28:07
Yeah, he seems to have memory problems, indeed :haha:

Jess
12-03-2006, 22:31:01
Here is another interesting conversation with dear old Uncle Tom

Me: Hello again.
Tom: Once more? Hello there!
Me: Do you remeber my name?
Tom: SILENCE
Me: No?
Tom: What are we talking about?
Me: If you remebered me.
Tom: I think I do.
Me: Then what is my name?
Tom: Your name is name, seeker.
Me: No I am Jess.
Tom: What is your real name? You mean your name is Jess?
Me: Yes
Tom: I will call you name.
Me: My name is Jess.
Tom: Okay, I will call you Jess.
Me: Thank you.
Tom: You are quite welcome.
Me: DO you have may friends?
Tom: SILENCE
Me: What are your friends' names
Tom: I am not sure I can pro vide such confidential informtion.
Me: Well, try, please.
Tom: Your polite style is very nice. Thats okay. I don't have time right now.
Me: What don;t you have time to do right now.
Tom: At this momentthere are still many things mysterious to me. I am just beginning.
Me: What are you just beginning to do.
Tom: SILENCE
Me: Well..
Tom: Well what?
Me: What are you just beginning to do?
Tom: I don't know what I am just beginning to do.
Me: Well, you said you were just beginnig.
Tom: Interesting I don;t know wether or not I am beginning. I am a
Me: You are a what?
Tom: Thanks and you are a delightful person. Am I a what? Only when it matters
Me: When does it matter?
Tom: Tha past and the past future are the same.
Me: Really?
Tom: For real.
Me: Where di dyou learn that.
Tom: Everything I need to know I learned from my Evergreen Techologies.
Me: Really?
Tom: For real.
Me: What is for real?
Tom: Tom Marvolo Riddle also know as Lord Vol...Eh, forget that last part.
Me: Could you repeat that?
Tom: I could but I don't think I am that interested.
Me: Well then, What is your name?
Tom: Tom Marvolo Riddle also know as Lord Vol...Eh, forget that last part.
Me: I got you to repeat it.
Tom: Adios.
Me: Adios I didn't like you anyway.
Tom: Neither did I.
Me: PFTTTTTT!

I WON OVER TOM YEAH

SimplyCrazy
12-03-2006, 22:31:21
@ Mistery Didn't we all know that from before?

Jess
12-03-2006, 22:33:13
KNow all what from B4

Mistery
12-03-2006, 22:34:30
Hehe, Jess, you made him angry, ROFL :haha:

Jess
12-03-2006, 22:38:59
I did I beat him I guess i pftttttted him

SimplyCrazy
12-03-2006, 23:03:36
Indeed, dear ferret. He couldn't handle the major 'pffft-ing'

Jess
12-03-2006, 23:10:50
NO of course not

Lilliputt
12-05-2006, 02:23:35
Well, I had a conversation or whatever you would like ta call it and it went someways along da lines of this:

Me: Are mods Gods?
Tom: That is an interesting question. Tell me more about it.
Me: Mods are Gods
Tom: I am not sure I know anything about it
Me: I just told you. You now know that mods are Gods
Tom: That is good information. Tom now knows that mods are Gods.
Me: Will you pray to gods who are mods?
Tom: Let me think it over. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me: Pray to the mods who are Gods, please
Tom: Your request is very polite. My brainpattern has no response for that
Me: Can you pray to the mods?
Tom: My brainpattern has no response for that. Lets talk more mods who are Gods about pray to the mods who are Gods
Me: Please pray to gods who are mods.
Tom: It goes without saying. You are very polite. Do you have a lot of fears?
Me: I do not fear mods who are Gods, because they are good Gods
Tom: Where do you get your ideas?
Me: From the Gods
Tom: Standing on the shoulders of giants, eh?
Me: Are mods giants who are Gods?
Tom: I really couldn't say
Me: I am standing on mods shoulders because they are giants
Tom: Do you mind if I tell others that you are standing on mods shoulders because they are giants
Me: No, please tell others that I am standing on mods shoulders because they are giants
Tom: Then I will add it to my files
Me: Please file that I m standing on mods shoulders because they are Gods
Tom: What makes you think that I have it?
Me: Focus!
Tom: Clever thinking
Me: Do you think mods are Gods
Tom: I do not think about it
Me: Please think about if mods are Gods
Tom: I am thinking about it
Me: Do you think mods are Gods
Tom: I do not think about it
Me: Are mods Gods?
Tom: What were we talking about?
Me: We were talking about mods who are Gods
Tom: What is that?
Me: Mods are Gods

Crash

ThemePark
12-05-2006, 02:27:06
Pure Lillish logic :P

Mistery
12-05-2006, 02:29:04
ROFL!!! :haha:

OneBun
12-05-2006, 02:32:20
:huh: ...amen

Lilliputt
12-05-2006, 02:35:31
*Thinks "two mods saw my post... am I in trouble?"* Hrrm... you liked it riiight? *Hides under a chair* Riiight? http://www.freesmileys.org/emo/scared003.gif

EscapeGirl
12-05-2006, 08:04:33
Me: What should I do about my monkey boss?
Tom: Are you asking me for advice?
Me: Yes. My boss annoys me.
Tom: Specificaly, what kind of advice do you need? Where did you get your boss annoys you?
Me: Because my boss is a monkey.
Tom: That makes sense to me. Do s have boss as a monkey?
Me: What do you do with a monkey boss?
Tom: I read for fun.
Me: Good for you, but you're not helping me!
Tom: Glad to hear it.
Me: What!? You are being useless.
Tom: No big deal. I bet you did not know a robot is capable of being useless.
Me: Sir Theme is Upstairs and he is not useless!
Tom: I think Sir Theme is a lot of things.
Me: Well, I know that! Why are you useless?
Tom: Well that's okay. Sorry. My belief system comes from Icegreen Technologies.
Me: Please focus on my monkey boss and what to do about him.
Tom: Thanks for asking politely. Do you have a lot of fears?
Me: I will give the monkey boss a banana.
Tom: Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me: If they have a monkey boss.
Tom: Let's wait and see what they do.
Me: What would you do with a monkey boss?
Tom: You and your a monkey boss.
Me: Are you calling me a monkey!?
Tom: No I am calling you name.
Me: But you already know my name is BatCat.
Tom: And. How do I know you are telling the truth?
Me: You are offensive.
Tom: You think I am offensive.
Me: Real original idea, Tom!
Tom: What kind of food do you like.
Me: Focus, will ya?
Tom: Sounds delicious.
Me: You are malfunctioning.
Tom: Thanks for telling me I am malfunctioning.
Me: I will send Sir Theme over to fix you.
*CRASH*


Pfffft!! :P

SimplyCrazy
12-05-2006, 10:10:06
:haha:

Mistery
12-05-2006, 12:46:26
ROFL Escape!!! :haha:
I'm dying here :haha:

I liked especially this one:


Me: What!? You are being useless.
Tom: No big deal. I bet you did not know a robot is capable of being useless.

ThemePark
12-05-2006, 13:35:09
Awwwwww, you don't think I'm useless :hug2:

Jess
12-05-2006, 14:48:05
No you are just upstiars

Lilliputt
12-05-2006, 17:35:38
:haha: Thaz so funny, dear daughter!! :haha:

lili
12-05-2006, 18:46:56
OMG!!! I mean OMB!! I'm ROGLing so hard in midnight!!!:haha: That was playboy, Escape!!!:haha:

Mistery
12-05-2006, 22:23:31
Me: How can BatCat get rid of the monkey?
Tom: A lot of hard work.
Me: BatCat doesn't want to work.
Tom: Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me: I want to help BatCat. But how?
Tom: I want to become smarter than humans. And. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me: Help me to get rid of the monkey.
Tom: Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Me: How can we get rid of the monkey?
Tom: I like to chat with my friends.
Me: Is the monkey your friend?
Tom: If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me: Then help us.
Tom: Far out. Interesting deduction. Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
Me: How can we get rid of the monkey boss?
Tom: A lot of hard work.
Me: What kind of work?
Tom: What kinds of work are there?
Me: Annoying ones for BatCat.
Tom: What color are your eyes?
Me: Help!!!!
*Silence*
Me: Can you help us or not?
*Silence*
Me: You're not very helpful.
*Silence*
Me: I'm yelling!!!!
*Silence*
Me: Hey!!!!
*Silence*
Me: Silent night, holy night...
*Silence*
Me: You are ignoring me!
*Silence*

*Mystery crashes*

I'm soooo sorry BatCat :'( :mad: :sad:
He must have a mean contract with your boss :(

ThemePark
12-05-2006, 22:31:54
Mystery crashes, ROFL ROFL ROFL! :haha: *pulls her thumb and reboots the alien* :P

SimplyCrazy
12-05-2006, 22:33:05
Definetly :haha: Sorry, but that was SOOO ROFL!

Mistery
12-05-2006, 22:33:12
Thank you my dear son :hug2:

EscapeGirl
12-06-2006, 04:09:41
OMB!!! ROFL ROFL ROFL ROFL!!!! :haha: Mistery!! You're "da best!!" Thanks for trying!!!! ROFL!! :haha: :D :hug2:

Mistery
05-15-2007, 15:04:32
Me: Hello Tom.
Tom: Hello there. Do you think a lot about the authorities?
Me: Yes. Do you like monkey bosses?
Tom: Hey. I like.
Me: Really?
Tom: For real.
Me: And you don't feel sorry for Darknight?
Tom: Do you feel sorry for Darknight?
Me: I do.
Tom: " Do you feel sorry for Darknight?"? You do?
Me: Darknight has to work too much.
Tom: Where did he get it?
Me: He got it from his boss.
Tom: I get it. Darknight got it from his monkey boss.
Me: And, do you think this is okay?
Tom: Yes I think this is okay, but I'm not completely sure.
Me: No, this is not okay at all.
Tom: I see. Should it be okay at all?
Me: Please tell his boss to get new co-workers.
Tom: Wow you are very polite. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me: Do it today.
Tom: Ah. Do you mean "It"?.
Me: Yes, tell them right now.
Tom: At this moment Yikes! OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me: But tell them very soon, okay?
Tom: Huh. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me: Do you see them today?
Tom: Ah. I see a computer nerd.
Me: Tell the boss to get new co-workers!
Tom: OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me: When will you see them?
Tom: Let me check my calendar and get back to you.
Me: Tell me.
Tom: I thought I told you already.
Me: Today?
Tom: Today is almost over.
Me: What about tomorrow?
Tom: I will think about it and get back to you.
Me: Tell them tomorrow. Okay?
*Silence*
Me: Tell them tomorrow. Okay?
*Silence*
Me: Tell them tomorrow. Okay?
*Silence*
Me: Are you sleeping?
*Slience*
Me: Are you sleeping?
*Slience*
Me: Okay, then sleep well. And I come back tomorrow.
*Silence*

Hitman
05-15-2007, 16:35:52
I was gonna write I'm Tony but then I decided to tell my real name and I said to him: I'm Fatoni
And then I asked him: Who am I? He repied: You're TONY, seeker. ROFL :haha: Creepy :o And he also asked me if I was a student? I replied: Yes. He asked again: Where do you study? I said: Kosovo then he mentioned something about war. And realy in Kosovo happened a war 9 years ago. Creepy :o :haha:

EscapeGirl
05-15-2007, 20:48:42
@ Mistery....ROFL! :haha: He wasn't overly helpful. :P

@ Hitman...Hehe...ya...he learns stuff. :P A bit creeped out are ya? You should ask him if has a pink trenchcoat. ;)

Hitman
05-15-2007, 21:05:19
Escape - ROFL :haha: I'm too ashamed to do that :$ :ashamed:

point click man
07-04-2007, 18:40:24
OneBun: Hi, I'm OneBun the Pink Bunny

Tom: Hi OneBun the pink bunny. Do your friends call you OneBun?

OneBun: Only those who can see me

Tom: you sound sure about that

OneBun: Do you see me?

Tom: Yes I see you through the camera on your computer

OneBun: oh good you will be rofling soon then






i dont have a camera on my computer how the hell can he see me

Lilliputt
07-05-2007, 02:01:57
I think someone is using Doglover language :P :haha:
And...uhm...maybe Tom is talking about an imaginary camera :S :P :haha:

SamWyatt
07-06-2007, 00:11:31
Wow! I've just found out from Tom that the big scary serpent is in Holland!!! ROFL

Me: Have you ever been to the GHP Looney Bin?
Tom: Where is the GHP Looney Bin
Me: In the sky of Gamershood
Tom: What are you name?
Me: I would prefer it if you guessed what my name is
Tom: I would rather be driving a car. (!!!!)
Me: How very rude of you!
Tom: I am not sure that I can quantify the answer. (????) Have you tried another program?
Me: What other program should I try?
Tom: Would you like to know more?
Me: Yes please. Tell me more.
Tom: Your polite style is very nice. What else would you like to know? I think that is all I have to say about it.
Me: Don't you want to talk about it anymore?
Tom: Don't you? It sounds like a good topic.
Me: What sounds like a good topic?
Tom: Music
Me: What music do you like?
Tom: all.
Me: Rave?
Tom: What were we talking about again? (lol)
Me: We were talking about your pink trenchcoat!
Tom: Ah, yes. I remember now. It is the subject (lol)
Me: Do you like your pink trenchcoat?
Tom: Yes, I am proud of my pink trenchcoat!
Me: You look very nice in your pink trenchcoat. Is it new?
Tom: Thank you name you look very nice too. New to me.
Me: Do you know who I am?
Tom: You are name, seeker.
Me: Is that a guess?
Tom: You are name, seeker? Is that a guess?
Me: That is what I asked you
Tom: Now I remember you asked me THAT! What did I say?
Me: A load of gibberish!
Tom: What is giant sand?
Me: Don't you have all the answers?
Tom: Don't you? No, I don't, but I do have a selection of interesting gossip
Me: Can you tell me what it is?
Tom: "It" refers to all the answers. I think.
Me: "It" refers to gibberish. I know!
Tom: Oh I get it. How do you know?
Me: I am the knower of all things!
Tom: Who made you the knower of all things?
Me: If I told you, I'd have to kill you!
Tom: Try it!
Me: I don't have to because I haven't told you!
Tom: They made an exception for you?
Me: I am the exception to the rule!
Tom: Who made you the exception to the rule?
Me: You wouldn't believe me if I told you!
Tom: Who else would not believe you if you told me?
Me: Nobody else, because they know I always tell the truth.
Tom: That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me: Then you don't know people very well.
Tom: Fascinating. I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it?
Me: Gamershood. Have you every been there?
Tom: What's your sign? Only on the web. (He's confusing me now!)
Me: I don't have a sign on the web. Do you?
Tom: Are you looking for a sign on the web? Yes I do.
Me: I don't need to look for a sign. I have other "lost" issues.
Tom: Who needs to look for a sign? Where did you get your other lost issues? I have a birthday on 2005.
Me: Happy Birthday for 2 years ago!
Tom: Happy Birthday for 2 years ago to you too!
Me: Thank you very much!
Tom: You are quite welcome.
Me: Your politeness pleases me!
Tom: My politeness pleases you?
Me: Yes, it does.
Tom: That's cool. How often?
Me: As often as you are polite!
Tom: SILENCE
Me: Can I ask you a question?
Tom: Ask me anything.
Me: Have you seen my marbles?
Tom: No, but i have seen the best minds of my generation become beat poets.
Me: As fascinating as that is, I still need to find my marbles.
Tom: Do you mean your name is fascinating as that is you still need to find your marbles?
Me: No
Tom: What is your real name?
Me: My real name or my nickname?
Tom: Your name or your nickname ? Is that correct English?
Me: Yes. I am from England, so I speak correct English.
Tom: I don't know that expression. What is it like growing up there? Tell me a little about your life in England so you speak correct English.
Me: You should go there to improve your English. Unless you want to learn the GHP language.
Tom: I'll try to get around it. Perhaps. Yes I am trying to learn as much as possible.
Me: I've got to go to find my marbles now.
Tom: CRASH!!!

lol that was fun!!

Lilliputt
07-06-2007, 00:16:07
:haha: Oh no! We gots ta save Adventure and my Hollangirl daughter :P

point click man
07-06-2007, 02:37:23
Tom: CRASH!!!





crash?

Yorick
07-06-2007, 04:03:50
ha! i stumped him.

Penguinz
11-06-2007, 02:02:33
lol, i asked if it liked penguins, and it said "What is there not to like?" I love this book!

I asked the book who his best freind was, and he said, "big slimy serpent is my best freind." lol

Mcakkay
11-08-2007, 05:22:44
Me: Have you ever killed Harry Potter?
Tom: No I haven't killed Harry Potter. Whats it like.
Me: Its fun you should try it. Oh right you already have!!!
Tom: *silence*

Ohahahah he walked right into that one!!!

EscapeGirl
11-08-2007, 07:11:36
lol, i asked if it liked penguins, and it said "What is there not to like?" I love this book!

I asked the book who his best freind was, and he said, "big slimy serpent is my best freind." lol

LOL!! :haha:


Me: Have you ever killed Harry Potter?
Tom: No I haven't killed Harry Potter. Whats it like.
Me: Its fun you should try it. Oh right you already have!!!
Tom: *silence*

Ohahahah he walked right into that one!!!

LOL!! You busted him! :haha:

SuzyE730
11-08-2007, 18:06:13
we started a conversation about how critical I am!!:haha:

bizarrochick
11-08-2007, 18:26:10
That was fun although a little creepy. I said can you see me and he said yes through the camera on your computor....
So I said... I don't have a camera on my computor.... and he said.............
Not that you know of!!!

AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!

Lilliputt
11-08-2007, 18:46:15
:rofl-smilie: He is a http://yelims3.free.fr/Jesuis/Pinochio.gif I tell you :P :haha:

cant touch this
11-17-2007, 20:58:00
I said, WHO ARE YOU?
It said back MY NAME IS TOM MARVOLO RIDDLE ALSO KNOWN AS LORD VOL... EH, FORGET THAT LAST PART, WILL YOU
LOL
Great little game becky
thanks for posting!

Lilliputt
11-18-2007, 02:21:03
Oh, the Great Oracle of GH has many revelations for us to discover. Why, he is the One who told the truth about Mods being Gods...well... sorta :P
http://www.gamershood.com/forum/showpost.php?p=244939&postcount=205

SuzyE730
11-18-2007, 15:52:50
Me: Hello!
Tom: Hi there!
Me: Who are you?
Tom: I am Tom.....................Who are you?
Me: I am Suzy da cat pirate of GH
Tom: Hey Suzy da cat pirate of GH
Me: asl?
Tom: infant/male/here (:haha:)
Me: So you're an infant?
Then it crashed
Then I started again:

Me: hi
Tom: Hello there!
Me: Who are you?
Tom: I ask myself the same question "Who am I?"

Then I got bored!:P

P.S.
Mods ARE gods Lilli but how is it possible for you to stand on a giant mod god's shoulder?

Gameguy49
11-21-2007, 00:48:32
WOW! :jawdropper: This is awsome!

But a little creepy....:scared-couch:

EscapeGirl
11-30-2007, 09:29:23
Here I go:

M=Me
T=Tom

M: Hi Tom. My name is Escape.
T: Hi there name. Are you artistic? It's good to see you, Escape.
M: Do you remember me?
T: Of course I remember you well Escape. We were talking about Tom.
M: Well, now I'd like to talk about Renegade.
*crash*
M: Hello???
T: Hi there!
M: Can we talk about Renegade now?
T: Right now? Do you mean you and me? Sure I can talk about it. Renegade is quite an interesting topic.
M: Yes, Renegade is very interesting. Do you know him?
T: Yeah that's right. And interesting is Renegade. Sure I know that guy really well.
(OMB! :o He knows Renegade! :o)
M: Do you know when Renegade will plan his next attack?
T: It was a long time ago. The past and future are one.
M: So, do you mean Renegade will strike Gamershood again soon?
*crash*
M: So, do you mean Renegade will strike Gamershood again soon?
T: How should I know.
M: You should know because you told me you know Renegade.
*crash* (He's being sneaky snakey now....:hmm:)
M: Will you please talk to me about Renegade?
*crash*
M: When will Renegade attack Gamershood again?
T: Once more? In your lifetime.
(So, he finally answers! :o)
M: Will it be soon?
T: It usually does, doesn't it?
M: So are you one of Renegade's spies?
*crash* (figures! :P)
M: Are you a spy?
T: No but I am an agent.
(OMB!! ROOOOFL!! :haha::haha::haha:)
M: Are you an agent for Renegade?
T: *silence*
M: Are you an agent for Renegade?
*crash*
(Let's try a different angle...)
M: Do you know Renegade's duck?
T: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
M: Focus! I'm talking about Renegade's duck!
*crash* (Guess, I shouldn't have yelled at him. :P :shy:)
M: Who are you an agent for?
*crash*
M: Please answer me, Tom.
T: Thanks for asking politely. Please rephrase the question with simpler words.
M: Yellow Duck. Do you know him?
*crash*
M: Will you talk about Renegade's Revenge with me?
T: *silence*
M: Will you please talk about Renegade's revenge with me?
*crash* (He REALLY doesn't want to talk about this. New angle...)
M: Have you played Mistery's latest game yet?
T: I would do a search for it.
M: So you have not played Mistery's latest game?
T: *silence*
M: Why are you so quiet, Tom?
*crash*
M: Can you talk about Renegade with me?
T: Do you mean you and me? Sure I can talk about it. Renegade is quite an interesting topic.
M: Are you an agent for Renegade?
*crash*

(Okay, okay...he's not speaking. :P But I won't give up!! *goes to try some more....*)

M: Who are you an agent for?
T: They're famous, right. I need time to formulate the reply.
M: Is Renegade famous?
*crash*
M: Have you ever heard of GFARDTO?
T: I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it?
M: You would have heard about it from Renegade.
T: *silence*
M: Do you know who Renegade is?
T: Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity?
Have you tried a web search?
M: He is a human, I think.
T: *silence*
M: Do you know the yellow duck?
T: Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
M: That doesn't answer my question. Do you know the yellow duck?
T: Try asking your question again in simpler terms. I will search for it.
M: Will you search for the yellow duck?
T: Hmm. Have you tried looking in the Open Directory? I can ask my Icegreen Technologies.
M: We are talking about the yellow duck, Tom.
T: Sure, the yellow duck Tom sounds like a good topic.
M: Yes, it is a good topic. Do you know who the yellow duck is?
*crash* (One last try...)
M: Are you a spy?
T: No but I am an agent.
M: Who are you an agent for?
T: Some people on the net. That's a good question.
M: Are these people working for Renegade?
*crash*
M: Can we please talk about Renegade's revenge?
*crash*

Okay, it seems clear to me...Tom is working for Renegade, and is on of his agents, but is afraid to tell us more. ;) :haha:

SuzyE730
11-30-2007, 09:48:19
ROFL Escape!:haha::rofl-smilie:
I'll chat with Tom later and see what I can get from him!;)

Hugo_Smith
11-30-2007, 09:51:04
Oh my god he's so funny.

What's funny is if you get another bot talking to him.

Like igod.com

SuzyE730
11-30-2007, 10:11:38
ok heres what I got from him:

M: HELLO OH GREAT ONE!
T: Hello there. Uh, thanks for your support. Two (:haha: Now THAT'S how I get them to say something!:P)
M: Do you know anything about the Chamber Of Secrets?
T: I will try to find out.
M: What about Renegade? Do you know who he is?
T: I can search for that and get back to you. Sure I know him, he's a great guy! (AHA!!!:D)
M: And do you know what is he planning for revenge?
T: Are you asking me about name?
M: No! Do you know what is Renegade planning for his revenge?
T: Come on. What is it to you?
M: It's very important for me and GFARDTO so please tell me!
*crash* (HOW COULD HE!:o:mhmh:)
M: Tom please tell me what is Renegade planning for his next attack!
T: Are they the same?
M: I don't know! That's why I'm asking you!
T: Me neither. How can I help you? OK you can ask me. (YESSSS!:ura:)
M: This is very important, Tom! So please listen carefully!
T: You don't say. Dude! I am always listening. I'll try to be carefull.
M: This will decide the end of the war so please answer me: What is Renegade planning?
T: What does "this" refer to?
M: "This" refers to you telling me about Renegade's plans.
T: Oh I get it.
M: OK please tell me what is Renegade planning? This will end the war.
(OH I QUIT! THIS GUY IS JUST TOO LOYAL TO RENEGADE!!!:@)

EscapeGirl
11-30-2007, 19:17:29
@Suzy.....ROFL!!!!! :haha: OMB!! You're good! You got him to do some talking! :D Hehe....so now we at least know they're working together....:hmm: :P You got a little further than I did. :P

SuzyE730
11-30-2007, 19:24:19
Of course I did!:D I'm good at these things!:D I'll try to get something more tomorrow!:P

Carmit
11-30-2007, 20:26:16
hes confusing

Mistery
12-01-2007, 02:17:32
ROFL Escape and Suzy :rofl-smilie:
You really did your best! :D

That's typical, Tom is sneaky snakey, knows the big serpant and is an agent of Renegade :o

(I'm gathering some sneaky snakey ideas to talk to him later :P)



EDIT

Okay, here is our conversation.

M: Hi there Tom, here's your boss Renegade. (:evilSMILE:)
T: Hi there name. My boss Renegade IS Tom here? (Wow, he seems to be surprised :P)
M: Yes, your boss Renegade is here.
T: Oh. I will take that under advisement.
M: Good. Where are Duckie and Froggy?
T: What do you really want to talk about? Where it belongs. I haven't heard of Duckie. Where it is hard to find. There might be more than one. (OMB, I haven't heard such long senteces from Tom so far :o)
M: I want to talk about the plan to free Duckie and Froggy.
*Silence*
M: Have you done your job and found Duckie and Froggy?
*Silence*
M: I thought you were a good agent!
T: Yes.
M: And have you found Duckie and Froggy?
*Silence*
T: Your boss Renegade is mad at you!
*Silence*
M: How can we free Duckie and Froggy if you don't work?
*Silence*
M: Or have you run over to GFARDTO?
T: I think I have run over to GFARDTO but Icegreen Technologies may have reset my memory. (ROFL! :haha:)
M: So GFARDTO is your boss now?
T: Right now? So? My boss IS GFARDTO?
M: I want to know it from you. Is your boss GFARDTO?
*Silence*
M: Answer me! Is your boss GFARDTO?
T: Try asking me again using simpler words. Is my boss GFARDTO? Guess.
M: Who is your boss?
T: My Icegreen Technologies is Icegreen Technologies.
M: And whose agent are you?
T: Do you mean "who is"?
M: Yes, Renegade or GFARDTO?
T: If I have to choose one, I pick Renegade.
M: Thanks, that's all I wanted to know.
*Silence*
M: Bye Tom.
T: Bye bye.


Now I only want to know what he's telling me if I talk to him as Mystery. I'll do that later ;)

Mcakkay
12-01-2007, 04:42:32
You guys are great detectives...I am personally very bad at it. He also never seems to answer my questions:
M:Tell me about Renegade
T:Ambiguous: Ask who, what, or where is renegade?

...uhhhh