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SimplyCrazy
12-12-2006, 14:17:43
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Crazy's treasure

Chapter 1
It was a rainy day at the GamersHood hotel. Crazy was sitting,trying to read, which wasn't easy since Hyper was sitting on her head trying to read the same book. «Eyh,» he said «I'm not done with that page yet!» Crazy groaned at him. Then she pinched him so he jumped five feet, caught him in the air and stuffed him in a pot. Crazy was till now the only loony who knew how to do that, so Hyper often avoided jumping on her head. Everyone was doing their own thing. Lilli was knitting, as the grandmother she was, Doglover was trying to find new ways to pffft, Escape was teaching her daughter how to dance, while Darknight was baking a cake with Becky. Suddenly they heard a loud crash and then Zox came in all red in is face. «Uhm, ehr... Crazy? I think I kinda broke something of yours...» Crazy looked at him with big eyes. «Not the..?» «Uhm, yeah... I'm afraid so.» Zox said blushing even more. Crazy quickly stood up, causing the pot she had on her lap to fall to the floor, then she ran out.

Crazy had locked her door not letting anyone in. Even Zox and Lilli had to give up on her opening the door. «What was it you broke anyway?» said Lilli in confusion «Uhm, well... I was trying to find a pen since all of mine were gone. So I checked her shelves to see if she had any. There was one on the top of the shelf, but when I tried to climb up to get it, the shelves colapsed and her lucky necklace fell to the floor and broke into a gazillion pieces...» Lilli looked at Zox in shock. «You broke her lucky necklace? The blue one that's handmade and one of a kind?» Zox looked to the floor and nodded. «Ok, we are gonna fix this!» said Lilli «Do you have a picture of the necklace?» Zox checked his pockets. «Here, but I don't see how it will help...» «You see,» said Lilli «Every artist signs his or her work. Even jewelers.» She found a microscope and started to examine the picture. «THERE! This necklace was made by a... J. W. Elry!» Zox looked smiling at her «So now all we gotta do is find this Elry and convince him to make a new one?» he asked happily. «Yup,» said Lilli. «First thing tomato.» «Uhm...» said Zox «That creates a new problem: Where am I gonna sleep tonight?»

Will be continued

SimplyCrazy
12-13-2006, 22:46:41
Chapter 2
Zox was having a rather nasty dream where he was sleeping at the couch in the restaurant. Crazy was throwing him out of the hotel for breaking her blue Lilli. He had just tried to find a necklace to wear that day and then the Lilli fell down. Now Crazy was pushing him out the door. «Go, Zox, GO! Zox, come on! Zox, Zoooox!»

«...Zox, Zooox?!» Lilli was shaking him. «Wake up, Zox!» «I DID'T MEAN TO BREAK YOUR LILLI!» Zox screamed while quickly sitting up. «Hey, hey, hey... Try not to wake the whole hotel up!» Lilli said «What do you mean «Breaking your Lilli» anyway?» Lilli shivered by that thought. «Nevermind, it was just a dream... Why did you wake me up anyway?» «Time ta go, dear loony.» Zox yawned «Go? Where?» «Ta find Mr. Elry, right?» Zox looked at her in confusion, then he suddenly remembered why he was sleeping on the couch. «Oh, right... But we don't know where to find him, do we?» «Thaz where you're wrong, my loony friend. Da Lilli was talkin' to da alien last night, ya see, and she'd heard that a J.W. Elry lived in a small hut on Fox Island. He moved a while ago, but we still oughta find some clues.» Zox agreed with her at this point. They decided to eat a quick breakfast and then leave before the other loonies got up. «Best not to cause a racket,» as Lilliputt said. They gathered up on carrots and coffee, since they didn't know how long the journey would be. When their backpacks were as heavy as they could bare, they opened the door and silently walked out. Since Zox was a pretty big phoenix at this time and Lilli was just a small carrot islander, Zox could easily fly carrying her on his back.

Back at the hotel the loonies had begun waking up and were now wondering where their friends were. Ofcourse now the rumors had spread and everybunny knew why Crazy was upset, but they still couldn't figure out why they were a phoenix and an islander short. Everybunny was now at the bar gathering for breakfast, exept for Crazy who still wouldn't come out of her room. They had tried everything! All the loonies were trying to come up with funny new activities for her. Becky wanted to bake with her, ofcourse, Jess wanted to make her a new necklace of beeds, and Darknight even offered to train TaeKwonDo with her which allways made her happy, but nothing helped. Suddenly Adventure got a great idea. «Guys! I know what we can do.» she said and smiled.

Will be continued

SimplyCrazy
12-31-2006, 02:55:39
Chapter 3
Zox and Lilli were still in the air, but Lilli had been noticing that her nephe was getting more and more tired. His ings had stopped flapping for a short while every no an then, causing them to get lots of twigs and branches in their hair and feathers. After this experience Lilli decided to try keep Zox awake by singing. This worked for a while untill Zox started «sleeptalking»: «ZZZ if you feel tired, stop the phoenix at the nearest island and zzzleeep for 15 minutes ZZZ.» After this he started going lower and lower untill he crashlanded on an unknown island.

Crazy was sitting on her bet thinking. She was actually quite embarassed about her reaction and was thinking about going out telling Zox she was sorry. This, however, was something she really didn't waant to do, since she was stubborn like few others. She finally decided to make a «I'm sorry-song» for Zox. She went to get her guitar and sat back on the bed trying to figure out a nice tune. After about an hour and a half, this was the resoult:

I'm sorry dear, I really didn't mean it
I was wrong, you're right. I should have seen it
I'm so sorry, hon, cos you're my favorite bun
I feel bad for what I said, do you believe it?

She was quite happy about this and as just about to open the door when somebunny knocked on her window.

Downstairs at the bar Adventure was gathering the loonies to explain her plan. «Ok,» she said «The idea is simple. We have to chear her up by doing something she loves. We've tried baking and TaeKwonDo allready, but what else does she love?» Doglover raised her hand. «She loves water.» «Yup, she does,» said Adventure. «But we can't bring the ocean into her hotel room, so I was thinking about something else: She also loves chocolate, doesn't she? («Who doesn't?» said miss Holland with a smile) Well, I got this idea that we could make tiny chocolate letters spelling her name, put them on a piece of string and give her a new one-of-a-kind necklace.» All the loonies seemed to agree on this untill Hyper said: «Yeh, that's real great, but it'll melt for sure.» «No problem,» said Mistery «I've recenlty made a spray that prevents things from melting. I made it for volcanic eruptions and things like that, but if it can come useful, I'll be more than happy to share.» This made the loonies start cheering «Mistery, Mistery» all the way out to the kitchen where Becky was waiting with hot pans.

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SimplyCrazy
01-01-2007, 14:45:03
Chapter 4
The weird couple, the islander and the phoenix, lay on the beach passed out. Zox was the first to wake up and sit up in the sand. His feathers were pretty messed up after the crash so he was trying to make them sit the right way again. He looked around. This as an unfamiliar island and there wasn't a person in sight. Lilli was starting to recover conciousness so Zox went over to her to see if there were anything he could do for her. He poured her some coffeeand gave her a carrot. «Thanks,» said Lilli while trying to get up in sitting position. «Where are we?» «I don't know,» said Zox. «This island was not supposed to be here. I'f never heard of there being an island between Worm Island and Fox Island before...»

Crazy walked over to the window and gasped. «Mr Parrot! (she allways called the GH hotel parrot Mr) What are you doing here?» The parrot didn't say a word. «Hey, I asked you a question!» Crazy said a bit iritated. The parrot still didn't say anything but gave her a sign to follow him.

All the loonies were gathered down in the kitchen spilling more than they actually made. Till now they had made the «SimplyC», but still lacked the «razy». Nobody noticed that Hyper had climbed up to the top of the shelves and was about to dive into a pot full of chocolate. «Cowabungaaaaa!» he said just before he hit an empty casserole just besides the choco pot. «Such an unlucky fox...» he said, and this time they all agreed with a smile. A little while later Theme had accidentally pushed Doglover into the pot of chocolate. She thought he had done it on purpose and pushed his face down into the pot. This made Darknight yell «Chocolate war!» and all the loonies joined in. After about ten minutes all the chocolate was used and the kitchen (and loonies) were all brown and tasty. When they looke at eachother they started to ROFL, which ofcourse made them even sweeter and stickier. Then they remembered hat they were suposed to do and gathered the rest of the usable chokolate into the pot. The rest of the letters went pretty good, exept for the loonies starting to laugh every other secound, but finally they were finished.

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SimplyCrazy
01-01-2007, 17:12:16
Chapter 5
Zox and Lilli ate some carrots before they decided to explore the island, since Zox didn't feel fit to fly yet. The island was quite big, so it was a wonder that it hadn't been discovered yet. It was a pretty island, full of trees, rivers and flowers (which made Lilli start blossoming on her own). Birds were flying around singing beautiful melodies and the bumbel bees were happily humming along. They walked and walked untill they came to something that looked like a large wall. "Whata we do now?" said Lilli ?We gonna climb or what?" Zox didn't hear Lilli's irony, so he said: "Good idea!" and started climbing. Lilli shook her head and looked at her silly nephew trying to get a grip on the stone wall with his feathery wings before she started climbing aswell. Lilli was quite a fast climber, so she was up before Zox was halfway there. She threw down a rope for him and pulled him up as fast as possible. Once Zox got his beak over the top, he gasped at what he saw. "Woah! It's a village!"

At the hotel the loonies were preparing Crazy's surprise. They had sprayed the necklace with Mistery's spray and gift wrapped it. They had decided to make it a party, so Becky had made a huge cake and the other loonies were putting up decorations. Murph was scrathing up coloured paper with her claws so it turned into confetti, Adventure and Lili were hanging up a poster saying "Happy Crazy Day!" with lots of flowers around, Doglover was throwing angel hair all around and Theme and Darknight were getting the drinks. All they needed now was the guest of honor. They went upstairs and knocked on the door, but noone answered. "Craze, darling," said Lili. "We've got a surprise for you." No answer. They knocked once more, but there was still no answer. "Ok," said Escape "If you don't answer before I've counted to three we'll have to break the door open, understood?!" Silence. "Your choice, then," Escape said and walked away from the door. "One..." She stood with her back to the wall vis-a-vis Crazy's door. "Twooo..." She got ready to run against the door. "Hey wait a minute, maybe we should try to..." said Theme and grabbed the doorknob. "Three!" said Escape and started to run, without noticing that Theme had allready opened the door, so she ran and ran and crashed into a table. "It wasn't locked..."Theme said and blushed. "That's ok," said Escape "Now we just have to get... Crazy..?" But she wasn't there.

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SimplyCrazy
01-02-2007, 23:45:31
Chapter 6
The parrot as flying pretty fast, so Crazy had to run her fastest to even stay close to the parrot. She was so short of breath, she couldn't even ask where they were going. She ran and ran, not even knowing where she was anymore. Neither did she care. She just wanted to get wherever she was going as fast as possible so that she could rest. Cos this was difficoult for her even in her squirrel form. But suddenly the parrot stopped, and for the first time on this long trip; it said something: "We're taking a short break. Have something to drink and some rest." It showed Crazy a small brook with as clear water as she'd ever seen. She drank a bit, then lay don in the soft grass and closed her eyes.

Lilli looked over the wall aswell and gasped. Zox was right. It was a village. Not a small village, though. No, it was huge. Full of pretty little houses with grass roofs and lots of inhabitants. Lilli wasn't quite sure what they were, but they looked like big, froggish creatures. Lilli sat there not moving, till Zox brought her back to life again by saying: "So, what do we do now? Do we go into the village them or climb down again and go back?" Lilli shook her head to drive the dizzyness away and said: "Ya never know wether they're peaceful or hostile, but it'd be such a waste to leave now, so I say we go down there and pay them a visit." Zox agreed, threw the rope over to the other side of the wall and started climbing down.

The loonies were now extremely worried. First Zox and Lilli had disappeared, and now they'd lost Crazy aswell. What was happening? "Okay," said Mistery "Do not panic. I'm sure there's a reasonable explenation for this. Maybe she just went out for a walk." But since noone had either seen nor heard her go down the stairs, this seemed weird. Besides, Crazy wasn't the type of squirrel who would just leave without telling where she was going, unless there was something urgent, ofcourse. Escape and Doglover were trying to comfort their sister, who was crying because of all the reicent drama. "Shh," said Escape "I'm sure they're allright. You know very well that neither Crazy nor the other two are helpless. They can take care of themselves." Doglover "pffted" and realized two seconds too late that this was a very bad time for "pffting" when her sister started crying again. This made her very sad and she starte to comfort her sister again.

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SimplyCrazy
09-19-2007, 22:32:54
Due to the break-up, I no longer feel like continuing on this story, but to get an end, I will write a short summary of what I was planning on writing in the end! Thankyou
SimplyCrazy

Zox and Lilly climb down in the village and meet the villagers - peaceful creatures known as "The Clumps". They learn that J.W.Elry actually used to live in the village, but passed away a few months ago - which makes Zox rather distraught. Lilly and Zox are offered a small cabin in the middle of the city, and they gladly stay for the night.

The next day Crazy arrives pretty short on breath, led by the parrot. In the village she meets Zox, and forgive him. They start on the 'not as long as they thought' road home - the parrot has discovered a short cut between GH hotel and the island - which they agree on naming Crazy-island (the villagers have explained it has its own will and can disappear and reappear anytime it wants to! "So that's why it hasn't bee discovered yet!" says Lilly).

Back at the hotel everyones now crying, but Hitman suddenly sees the gang outside the window and everyone rushes down stairs to throw them a welcome home party. Well home Crazy realizes the real necklace isn't broken - just a copy that she had made years ago. She blushes and begs for forgiveness, which she gets. Altho she and Zox decide to part, since they're too different - which Zox has learned traveling to Crazy-island and back. Crazy takes it lightly, and instead gets together with Hitman who's secretly been in love with her for ages. Zox finds a new girlfriend in the real world and everyone's happy!

The End

SimplyCrazy
09-27-2007, 23:55:01
Aaaaah! New times, new story, new beginning:

The not-so-shining Star

Chapter 1
An ordinary day in the Loony Bin, the loonies were either asleep, eating or doing their normal activities. (When I say normal, ofcourse don't mean normal - they're loonies, for slurp's sake!) Escape the cat was sitting in the living room sharpening her claws with a nail file when Shining suddenly entered. She looked sad, and something was very different about her - Escape just couldn't put her evil pinky on what it was. Then OneBun came bouncing down the stairs and said: "Hey, Shinin'! Why aren'tcha twinklin' taday?" Then Escape suddenly realized the same thing and gasped. Shining sighed and answered "I don't know, I woke up this morning and when I looked in the mirror I was all dark!" Escape got up from the sofa and hugged the dark and now crying star that stood before her. "Don't worry, Shining! We'll make you shine again!"

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SimplyCrazy
09-28-2007, 22:25:20
Chapter2
While Escape had bee trying to comfort her once so bright friend, OneBun had gathered all the loonies down i the bar. They were discussing what to do. "Well, I could probably find some shining-serum up in my spaceship!" said Mistery, but she didn't sound too convincing, so everyone went back to their thoughts again. There were several medium good prepositions: Crazy suggested it might help if they sang somethig 'A Cappella', but most of the boys refused, and none of the girls had dark enough voices to pull off the deepest voice. Lili suggested it might be from stress, and that they should sed her on a holiday, but who ever stresses on GH planet? Then suddenly Jenni jumped up. "Guys!" She almost shouted "Maybe she's just short on stardust!" The loonies mumbeled in agreement, it could be as easy as that. "But..." said Lilliputt " Ya cans only find da star dust faaaar away!" "Aye!" shouted Suzy "This calls for a new ADVENTURE!" "Yes..?" said Adventure confused.

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SimplyCrazy
12-04-2007, 02:18:19
Chapter 3

"Alright," said Mistery "To get the right stardust for Shining we have to go to the Anomenia-star. Unfortunately, it's a star under a lot of pressure and only my smallest spaceship is suited for the purpose." "Is that a problem?" said lili. The alien looked down and lowered her voice "It only takes five people..." The loonies started to argue about who should go. You know, loonies are very loud when they want to, so there was quite some noise that filled the small bar! Mistery was trying her best to calm the loonies down, but nothing seemed to work - the loonies were too busy arguing! Suddenly Crazy jumped up on the table and shouted "Sileeeeeeeence" in her most squeeky voice by far! Everybody started to laugh and an embarrassed Crazy jumped down from the table.
"Ok," said Mistery - the loonies were a little calmer now. "Ofcourse I have to go, and I also want Crazy with me since she's in training or flying a ship, which means she kan releave me of some flying-hours. That leaves three spots! Who would like to go?" All the loonies exept Shining raised their arms. "I see," said Mistery " Well have to draw lots then! All the loonies put a piece of paper in a pot that Hyper so kindly lent them, and then Shining would draw the lucky ones. She, however didn't at all feel like sticking her arm down in a pot full off pieces of paper sticky with ramen, so Escape had to do it instead! Crazy sat on the edge of the sofa keeping a keen eye on her so that she wouldn't cheat. Escape really didn't like beeing the one peeped at for once, but she just placed a hard look on Crazy before she drew out three pieces of paper. She cleared her throat and uncurled a piece:
"Ehem: The first one says "Iva", and the second one says "Suzy"" The two girls high-five'd. Escape paused before uncurling the last piece. " And the last one says..." She gasped "T-T-Tom?!"

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SimplyCrazy
06-14-2008, 13:37:44
Chapter 4 - Sorry 'bout the wait :wink:

The loonies were looking at eachother in shock. "Wha-wha -" Escape tried to say "TOM is an option?! He isn't even a loony!" The loonies made agreeing noises - except GamersHooder who was standing in a corner looking embarrassed. "Uhm..." he said "Well, I kinda... Invited him here..." He blushed by everyone looking at him. "WHAT?!" the loonies cried out in one voice. "Yeh, well... Ya see, he's a friend of the family and..." The loonies still looked in shock, but GamersHooder was starting to get his courage back, so he said: "But you have to admit: If Tom's not loony, then who is?" The loonies unwillingly agreed. "It's settled, then!" Said Mistery "The people who're going; get ready and meet me outside in an hour, ok?" "A regular hour or a loony hour?" Iva asked. Mistery frowned "A loony hour ofcourse!" Mistery went out to check on her spaceship and the three other loonies went to pack. (Tom didn't need anything - he's a book after all)


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A ROFLing hour later the four loonies were outside, just waiting for Tom. Crazy sighed "How's he gonna move anyway? Are we gonna have to...*gulp* carry him?!" "I sure hope not! I certainly won't do it..." Said Iva. Suzy jumped up. "Arrrh, I be do it, aye? Pirates be brave, arrrh!" "Good, Suzy! Then that problem's solved!" said Mistery "What about you granny? Would you have carried him?" said Crazy, but suddenly froze. The alien was shuddering and blushing "Uh...ye-yes, of-of-ofcccourse..." Iva, Suzy and Crazy laughed. Now Gamershooder came out of the hotel, carrying a ragged old book they recogniced as Tom. They swallowed simultaneously, before Crazy shouted with a slight insecurity in her voice: "Hey, Tom are you coming or not?" "No, I don't think I would like that." Tom said, in a very dry voice. "Uh, that's his way of saying yes," said GH as he handed Tom over to the very brave indeed Suzy and went back in. Mistery moaned and rolled her eyes. "Boy, isn't this gonna be a fun trip..."


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SimplyCrazy
06-16-2008, 17:36:41
Chapter 5

The four (or five, depending on how you see it) loonies were now in place strapped to the seat by the seat belts; all except Tom who was locked into the glove compartement, since none of the loonies were sure how to strap a book to a seat... Iva was sitting close by trying to have a conversation with him. "...I guess, so, but what about your family?" she said. "Enough about me, let's talk about my dress." "Oh, yes please!" Iva responded "What's it like? Is it a halterneck? Strapless? Oh, which colour is it?!" Tom answered in a tone that only a book can. "Your politeness delights me. What is a halterneck? What colour is what?" Iva sighed. "Your dress, ofcourse!" "I don't have a dress." "Bu-but you just said that you wanted to talk about it!" Tom was silent for a while before replying: "What is "it"?" causing Iva to tun red and answer: "Oh, can't you give a real answer for once?!" Causing Tom to crash.
"Honestly," Iva said and turned to Suzy. "That book drives me nuts!" "Aye," Suzy replied "I be pretty darn sick o' him too"

Mistery and Crazy were in the controll room starting up the spaceship, which was no easy task. "Pull that lever when I say 'now', Crazy" said Mistery "This one?" Crazy said and grabbed a yellow one. "NO!" Mistery almost shouted. Crazy, however mistook it for the 'now' and pulled the lever, causing the spaceship to shoot up into space faster than you could say 'tomato'. "Craaaaazyyyy, whaaat haaavee yoooouu doooone?!" Mistery said. Crazy replied with what was meant to be a small "Sooooooorrrrrryyyyyyy!"


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Meanwhile at the hotel Dia and Jones were playing cards. Jones, however wasn't doing very well. Dia had won evverry time, and Jones was now gambling his last bottle of carrot rum. Jones was not one to enjoy loosing to this extent, so he threw his cards to the table and said: "Hah! If I didn't know better I'd say that you were a cheetah!" Dia waved her tail and answered in a miaowy voice: "You should purrfectly well know a leopard by her spots by now. And why do you have so much of this stuff anyway? Does a soda pop even drink?" Jones raised one finger and opened his cap like he was gonna say something, but looked away shortly causing Dia to laugh. "Come on, Jony, if it means that much to you I'll let you win the next round." Jones looked up again with a new fire in his eyes. "Hah, I'm gonna win without your help, just you see!" He smiled. "Your carrots are mine, Leoppy." Dia was about to answer when Humphryboop came running in. She was panting wildly. "You guys 'puh' we have a problem!"


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SimplyCrazy
06-17-2008, 19:29:52
Chapter 6

Dia and Jones looked confused at the panting pudding covered bunny. "What's the problem, then?" Dia finally said as Humphry was starting to catch her breath again. "It-it's Lilliputt! She found her way to the emergency carrot rum cellar, and now she's eh... a little tipsy!" Humphry said and looked at them in a worried manner. Dia and Jones looked at eachother. This was indeed a big problem! When Lilli was eh... a little tipsy, she became rather scary... She would stagger all over the hotel, not being safe for herself or others. And the worst part of all: She was VERY likely to sing!


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Meanwhile the loonies in the spaceship were shooting though the sky at a trimendous speed. They'd been going like this for ten minutes already, and even Tom was starting to feel pretty sick. He kept saying "What is this feeling? I'll have to ask my Icegreen technologies about this!" and "If you don't stop it, big scary serpant will punish you!" which made Iva and Suzy roll their eyes and try to ROFL, but that's pretty hard when you're nearly weightless...
Mistery, however, was doing her best to stop the spaceship, and Crazy was just clinging on to her seat for dear life. 'In some situations it pays off to be of small size, but this is NOT one of those situations' was her thoughts as she was hanging from the back of the seat like a flag in the wind. Mistery was strugling. She'd never figured out what that lever was for, and therefore had no idea how to stop the movement. She'd tried all the stop buttons she could find, but none of them worked...
Suddenly the spaceship made a little jump which made Crazy fly into the control panel with a big "whoooaaa". To everyone's surprise, the ship started slowing down and after about 20 seconds it came to a complete hault. "Woah, what a ride!" said Iva and giggled, as she climber back into her seat. Mistery looked at her granddaughter in amazement and said. "How on GHP did you do that?" However, Crazy Simply blew the dust of her fur, looked up grinning and said: " Got no idea!" "Where are we, anyway?" she said after looking out of the window. Mistery looked outside too, and smiled. "We're here! Were at Anomenia!" "Arrh," said Suzy. "Bring on tha treasure hunt!"


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SimplyCrazy
06-26-2008, 20:24:21
Chapter 7

The loonies stared out through the windows in amazement as Mistery landed the ship. The Anomenia-star was so beautiful! All purple and shining. "Seems we'll find the dust pretty easily here, aaiight!" said Crazy with a smile. "Yes" Mistery said and sighed "As long as we don't bump into any truoble..." "...and we usually do..." Iva finished. The loonies were staring at the floor, when suddenly Tom broke the mood by crashing for no reason at all, with a tiny 'oops'. "The rest of them broke out in laugh, and started ROFLing. Suzy was the first to stand up. She wiped a tear from her eye and said: "So, we should get goin' aye?" "Yup!" said Crazy "Better not leave Twinkle waitin'!" Mistery nodded, and went to open the door and lower the ladder - the beaming device was out of order.


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Meanwhile the hotel loonies were gathering not far from Lilli, trying to come up with a plan to calm her down. She was walking down the hall - no, swaying was more like it - while humming on "Sway with me" and with a sillylilly grin on her face. She was just humming as of yet, but the loonies had still had to stick some carrots in their ears. Escape was taking charge in Mistery's absense, but there wasn't much she could do... They usually just kept Lilli from drinking too much - not letting it this far, but this time... Someguy - who was supposed to have looked after the cellar today - looked at her with an apologizing grin and quickly turned away. Escape sighed and turned away in thoughts. GH1 was trying to discuss something with OneBun, but all he got in reply was a loud "WHAT?!" he sighed and said, half to himself: "...and why do you say she's 'eh... a little tipsy' all the time anyway? She's obviously dru-!" Ten or twenty loony hand tried to cover GH1's mouth, but it was too late... "-nk?" Lilli froze, and slowly turned around. "I'm WHAT, ya say?!"


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SimplyCrazy
07-03-2008, 14:04:47
Chapter 8

All the loonies gasped simultaneously and looked at him with big eyes. "What have you done?" Escape wispered "She doesn't like to be called that!" GH tried to answer, but seeing the loonies still covered his mouth all that came out was a small 'umpfh' full of drool, making all the loonies to retract their hands and say 'ewww'. "Sorry," said GH and wiped his mouth. "But what's so bad about being called..." The loonies prepared themselves of covering his mouth once again "...more than 'eh...a little tipsy' anyway?" OneBun shook her head. "It'z da carrot rum dat goez to her head, ya see... An' she'z not 82 anymore, however hard she convinces herself of dat!" "Yup," said Doglover and rolled her eyes. "She just won't admit that she can get eh...a little tipsy from only a few barrels of carrot rum...pfft!" "I see," said GH. "But why are you all so afraid of her? What can an old lady with pink hair d-?" He got cut off by the tomato that hit his face. "First ya says Iz dronk! An' now Iz *hickup* OL'?!" All the loonies hid behind GH who just stood there frowning with tomato all over his face. He wiped his eyes and mouth and said: "This just got -" She hit him with another tomato. "-pffst, interesting!"


XxX

The space loonies climbed down the ladder, except Tom who was carried bu Suzy, and Crazy who had decided to take after her uncle Hyper and sleep on Iva's head. Well down on the Anomenia, Mistery took out a map and started studying it, while Suzy was trying to chat with Tom. " - well I think pirates are overrated!" Said Tom. "You WHAT?" Suzy shouted. "Who do you think you are?!" Tom simply answered: "I am Tom Riddle, also known as Lord Vol...eh scratch that last part." causing Suzy to slam him shut, cross her arms and pout for a while. "Alright!" said Mistery, turning Iva's and Suzy's attention to her (Crazy was still sleeping - and snoring!) "The star dust we need should be right over that hill!" She pointed to a small, blueish purple hill around 900 ft away. "Allriight!" Said Iva "Let's go for it!" "However..." said Mistery "We'll have to cross a star river on the way, and us GHPlings can't swim in star rivers - they're antiROFLers..." "Bah," said Suzy, "We'll solve that prob when we get there, aye?!" "Aye!" Said Iva and Mistery." "Yes, I'd like some pie," Crazy mumbled in her sleep.


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SimplyCrazy
07-03-2008, 16:23:42
Chapter 9

The space loonies were walking - or being carried - along a path to the star dust sea that was gonna save Shining from her darkness. It was a hard path to walk, even if it wasn't very long, full of rocks and branches, (At least something similar to branches) and the loonies were getting tired. "Ok," said "Mistery " Let's have a little rest here. This was tougher than I thought it'd be!" "Great!" Iva and Suzy sighed simultaneously. They after all were carrying a loony each. Crazy was still sleeping on Iva's head and Tom was sulking inside his diary because Suzy'd slammed him shut and refused to even try and see if he could walk. They rested for a while drinking some ROFLsoda and eating a carrot each, before they got up and started walking again. After walking for about 5 minutes they came to the star river. It was amazing! Shining a deep purple, with occasional black and dark blue spots and sparkling like nothing they'd ever seen before. It even awoke Crazy, who immediately started staring and rubbing her eyes, not fully believing she was awake.

After staring mesmerized for another five minutes Iva shook her head to regain attention, which caused Crazy to fall off of her head and down towards the river. "Heeeeeelp!" the little squirrel sqeeled as she barel managed to hold on to a rock sticking out of the cliff. "Crazy!" the three others shouted and ran towards her. But Crazy's grip loosened and she fell out of sight, with the remaining loonies staring in disbelief.


XxX

"Hahaha, gotcha -ooof!" *splat* *sploosh* *splat* The loonies were looking in awe at the most advanced and exiting tomato fight they'd ever seen. "Tacke thaz!" Lillz shouted as she swayed out of reach of GH's tomato and threw one right in his shoulder. Gh shrugged it off, frowned and threw one back, hitting her in the walker. "Slurp!" He said as he ran for cover - he was out of tomatoes! But "Psst!" He heard a noise "psssssst!" It was Elni! And she was carrying... He looked at her in awe as she handed him a basket of reaally ripe tomatoes. He smootched her out of sheer happiness and surprise and returned to his fight with Lilliputt. "Ey, thaz cheat'n!" She said with an unclear voice, but he used her one moment of unawareness to throw a tomato, hitting her right in her big toothless mouth. "Ooof!" she said as she fell back on her bum looking surprised. All the loonies ran to her in fear she might be injured.


XxX

But what about Shining? Yes, we haven't heard about her in a while.
She was sitting alone in her hotel room with a crossword puzzle, sighing every time she couldn't get a word right. But suddenly she heard something coming from the bar downstairs. She jumped off her bed, opened her door and went towards the staircase. She was suddenly filled with exitement, and didn't notice that as she passed the mirror, she was looking just a tad brighter.


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SimplyCrazy
07-03-2008, 22:21:45
Chapter 10

Shining was walking down the staircase, noticing a weird shadow sitting in the couch. It seemed familiar somehow, but she couldn't quite figure out where she knew that silhuette from. Whatever it was was just sitting there playing ukulele (which must be the looniest instrument in the world). Suddenly she realized who it was and ran towards him, as shiny as ever.


XxX

To everyone's relief Lilliputt was doing fine. In fact, the tomato that hit her mouth cleared the effect from the carrot rum, and she was now sitting up staring bewildered at the loonies surrounding her. "Yez, hun, why should I notz be ok?" The loonies breathed out, and started laughing at echother's worried faces. Lilliputt got up and said "Well, I dunnoz what da slurp happenz here, but shoulda we not prepar' a welcum' home partey soon?" The other loonies had totally forgot about the adventuring loonies, and started slapping their foreheads and running down to the bar and kitchen.Quickly! Everything had to be done quickly - who knew when they'd be home? Becky was baking the cake, Adventure was gathering whatever was left of the carrot rum after Lilli's raid, and the rest of the loonies were decorating the empty bar.


XxX

The loonies on Anomenia were still standing at the edge of the cliff, staring at where Crazy was last seen. They couldn't believe what had just happened. Iva was the one to first break down in tears, blaming herself, Suzy was cursing, saying she wished she'd dropped Tom instead, and Mistery was still staring at the river with an empty expression. Finally she turned around, looking like she was close to sheading a tear, but still in control. "Guys," she said, "With an attempted steady voice. "We can't give up! We have to search for her!" The two others nodded. Suddenly Tom started speaking: "It would be wise to search down river - she's probably flowing with the current." The loonies looked at him like he had suddenly turned green, but what he'd said made sense, so they decided to go for it. "You're welcome," Tom said without waiting for a 'thank you'.

They found her washed up on a silver beach sleeping. She seemed alright, breathing and all, but when they woke her up, they noticed something was different about her; she was too serious! Mistery concluded that the river had taken away her ROFL, and now she needed the GH virus re-injected and a cup of GH rum, FAST! "The star dust will have to wait!" she said as she lifted up the serious squirrel and started running back towards the space ship.


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SimplyCrazy
07-03-2008, 23:21:48
Chapter 11

The loonies hurried back to the ship. It was a bumpy ride, but Crazy didn't lol once, which was really disturbing. Mistery was getting more and more worried as she was running. This had never happened before, and although it was possible that the GH virus would cure Crazy, it was far from sure. She put Crazy down in the second pilot seat before seating herself. Crazy fastened her seatbelts with a plain face and said: "Are we ready to go now? I have homework to do." "Ye-yes..." Mistery said in a worried voice. This was worse than she'd thought! "We're leaving any minute." "Good," Crazy answered looking straight forward. "I only got an A on my last paper, so I have to study." The loonies looked at her with a terrified look, but clumsily buckled up as Mistery started the space ship.

The ride through space seemed like an eternity, but finally they closed up on GH. Mistery landed outside the Hotel, and Crazy was the first to slowly climb the ladder to the applause of the waiting loonies. They were expecting a happy bunch of loonies home from an accomplished mission and ready to party, but their joy faded as Crazy just walked past them saying: "It's almost 7 pm. I think I will read my science books for thirty minutes before going to sleep!" They looked at her in shock, before turning to Mistery in disbelief. The alien granny walked straight to OneBunand said: "We had an incident - we need GH virus now!" OneBun mumbled a small 'I'm on it' and jumped towards her bacement.
She came back to the bar shortly with a shot in her hand. "Crazy?" Escape called. "Can you come over here for a sec? We need your views on a report!" Crazy walked over with an indifferent expression on her face. "What repo-" OneBun suddely stapped the shot into her arm, and Crazy fell into the pink bunney's arms. Her eyes suddenly flashed open. "Hey guys!" she said with her regular squeek. "What's up? Is it party time already?" The loonies cheered - the old Crazy was back!
"So," Darknight interupted the cheering "Did you guys find the star dust?" Mistery sighed and looked at him. "No, we got so caught up in saving Crazy, that we rushed back never minding the star dust... Where is Shining anyway?" All the loonies looked at her. She was right - noone had seen Shining for hours and hours, where could she be? Suddenly Doglover shushed them all and raised an ear. "Listen!" she hissed, and now they could all hear it! The sound of a ukulele coming from upstairs. And if they listened closely, they could hear someone singing aswell!

They all rushed up to the stairs to the 7th floor, and stopped outside a room door. They could all clearly hear ukulele and song now. It was soothing and relaxing to stand there and listen, but curiousity took over and they opened the door, only to find... "Sire Theme!" Lilli, Escape, Doglover and Holland shouted and ran towards him. "Careful, girls" he said with his metallic voice "Don't smash the ukulele!" Shining moved away just in time before three crazy female loonies jumped the ol' robot sitting on his hotel bed. "Where have you been? What are you doing here? Why didn't you say anything?!" "Easy, easy!" He tried to calm them down. "I'm just here for a few days - things are busy in the real world right now... But I'll stick around for the party, if there is one?" He said and smiled. Mistery was about to apologize to Shining for not being able to cure her, when she realized something. "Shining! You're shining, Shioning!" :o "Yes," Shining said and blushed. "I guess all I needed was a little music!" She said and smiled. All the loonies cheered and went down for cake and carrot rum


The end

SimplyCrazy
07-04-2008, 17:48:03
Squirrel note: This story will be co-written by myself and EscapeGirl, but this thread is still not open for anyone else to post in :wink: I'll do the first part, and then Escape will continue it.

The Mysterious Ride

Chapter 1

It was a regular loony day at the GH hotel. Some loonies were out ROFLing in the sunshine, while others were sitting inside reading the latest issues of "Insane Today" and "Loony Bin Times". Princess Peach, however, seemed restless and kept staring towards the door while drumming her fingers. This was really getting on Brimful Asha's nerves, who was trying to concentrate on her "What's UPSTAIRS on GHP?" magazine. "Could you please stop that?" she said and dropped the magazine to her knees. "It's gonna make me go crazy..." McAkkay, who was lying upside down in a nearbly chair, bouncing a balloon up and down suddenly turned her head and said: "You're not going crazy; you ARE Crazy" and frowned. "No," said Asha with a TN "Crazy's Crazy - I'm Brimful!" which caused the three girls to lol. Peach sighed. "I'm bored," she said and looked away. "Isn't there anything we can do?" "Hmm..." said Kay. "We could go to the themepark..." "Yeh, like he isn't busy!" Asha said rolling her eyes and went back to her magazine. "Not the Sir Theme, silly..." Peach said with a laughing voice. "The GH themepark, and yeh, I'd really like that!" "Okay," said Kay and got up, sitting on the back of the chair, before she hopped down. "Let's round up some looneys and get going!" Asha sighed and sloooowly rose from her comfy lieing position on the sofa. "I guess this "How loony are you-test" can wait for later!"

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EscapeGirl
07-12-2008, 06:57:23
Brimful, Mcakkay, PrincessPeach and Crazy began gathering the loonies who were in the GH Bar. EscapeGirl and Darknight were still dancing and smooching, HeartoftheDark was lurking in the corner drinking a Bloody Mary, and Funja and Rannei were practicing their ninja moves by the sofa. "HEY! You guys!! We're so bored we're going SANE!! We're off to the theme park! Wanna come!?!" hollered Crazy. Everyone looked up - even Darknight and EscapeGirl who had been dancing for years.

It was decided that they would make a quick check to see if anyone else wanted to come, and then the group would be on their way. Mcakkay checked to see if any of the loonies who were ROFLing in the room with the simulated sunshine wanted to come while Rannei knocked on hotel doors. Both returned to the bar having not located anyone else willing to go out in the storm. Mcakkay informed the group, "All everyone we asked kept saying is, 'Are you guys nuts?!' Of course we answered, 'No. Just looney.' But it seems we couldn't convince anyone else." A moment later, Suzy and Invincible came running down the stairs.

"We wanna come too! Wait up!" Suzy was ready to go wearing her captain's hat and a smile. Invincible was wearing an oversized raincoat, galoshes, and a yellow rain hat and seemed out of breath from running down so many stairs. They joined the others in the Bar.

The storm outside was raging and threatening to strike down anyone who tried to leave the hotel. "Um...is it even safe to head out in the storm?" PrincessPeach asked worriedly as she peered out the window and into the gloom.

"Of course it is! A little rain and wind never hurt anyone," said Funja holding his head up high as if to demonstrate his bravery. At that moment, Escape strolled back in to the Bar with Lilliputt at her side who was mumbling something about locating her missing marbles before leaving.

Escape straighted Lilliputt's wig and answered, "No worries dear mother. We'll get you some gum balls to use instead when we get to the theme park." She very quietly added, "Maybe then when people tell ya things, they'll stick in your memory." The group was now ready to head out to the theme park. As Darknight opened the hotel door an icy wind blew in, along with a fiercely pouring rain that quickly puddled in the foyer. "Geez...that's cold." whispered Escape to herself as a cold chill crept down her spine like a snake seeking its prey. As lightning lit up the sky momentarily, the group hurriedly ran to the Batmobile and piled in, excited to finally be out of the hotel.


* * * * *

The loonies arrived at the the theme park and were surprised to find it deserted. "Hey! That means the rides are free, and no lines!" shouted Crazy as the group went running into the theme park. Escape stopped at the gum ball machine with Lilliputt as the others ran into the park. They had left the storm back at the hotel, but the sky remained gray. Another eerily cold chill overcame Escape as she looked up to the sky that seemed to ominously darken right in front of her eyes.

"Come on mom. Let's get into the park. Got your walker?"

"Geez! Dear kitten daughter...just how old -I mean 'unyoung' - do you think I am!?" answered Lilliputt, highly offended. The two entered into the park, and found the others arguing over which ride they'd go on together first...


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SimplyCrazy
07-12-2008, 22:24:06
Chapter 3

Suzy was shivering. She thought it really weird that the park was so empty... 'It's probably just because of the bad weather!' she thought to herself, and went on to discuss which ride to go on first with the other loonies.

"- but I wanna take the ferris weel first!" said Invincible. "Nununununo!" said Crazy jumping up and down. "We HAVE to take a roller coaster!" "R-r-roller coaster..?" said Escape "I don't wanna take no roller coaster..."

"Alright..." said Darknight, holding his shivering wifey. "How about we all split and take one warm-up ride of our own choosing before meeting up to try out the newest ride? The -" he took out a flash light and lit up his own face in a spooky way "- ghost train, muahahahaa!" Half of the loonies stared at the 'spooky' batloony in disbelief, while the other half fell to the ground and started ROFLing. A disappointed Darknight looked to his wifey for support. "Now, dear, I thought you were reaaaally scary!" she said, cheering the husbun up a little.

As soon as the loonies were done ROFLing and wiping laughter tears from their eyes, they all agreed to Dark's proposition and split into groups of two and three, each heading in different directons, leaving Darknight, Escape and Lilliputt by the children's merry-go-round.
" 'Ey!" said Lilliputt "I sayz we startz rite here!" Escape and Darknight looked at eachother and nodded, as the three loonies got on the carusel. The couple found themselves a nice horse pulled carriage to sit in, while Lilliputt jumped on a donkey, said "yeehaaa" and pushed the 'start'-button.

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EscapeGirl
07-15-2008, 07:42:02
Crazy hurried straight for the giant swings so she could experience what it might feel like to be a crazy flying squirrel. She climbed into the swing, put on the lap belt, and waited anxiously. She looked up at the stars as the ride began, and saw Shiningstar looking down upon her and waving.

Mcakkay and Princess went straight for the ferris wheel and looked up at it with awe, before clambering aboard. Once settled, the ferris wheel began to move back, and Princess realized why she never rode it. "Um. Did I ever mention I HATE heights!?" She swallowed audibly.

"Oh, man! No way! This is so awesome!!" Mcakkay screamed happily at the top of her lungs, pointing here and there and shaking the cart that precariously held her and Princess at the top of the wheel. Princess closed her eyes and nervously bit her lip.

Funja went straight for the house of mirrors excited to see how much fun a fun ninja could have in a fun house. He lept in expertly, and did a flip crashing right into a mirror. He looked around sheepishly, hoping no one had seen him.

Suzy and Invincible disappeared in another direction in search of their perfect ride for such a night, and giggled as they ran past the carousel. Lilliputt had found a cowboy hat to wear over her pink wig, and was now happily twirling it around on one finger. "GIDDYUP!!! YEEEHAAAWW!!" Darknight and Escape, who were cuddled behind her, stifled their laughter as spittle from Lilliputt's loose teeth shot out with every "GIDDYUP!"

To be continued by Simply Crazy...

SimplyCrazy
07-17-2008, 20:23:50
Chapter 5

All the loonies - well except for Princess - were enjoying themselves, screaming on roller coasters, "weehooo-ing" on giant swings and laughing at themselves in funny mirrors, when suddenly... The lights started to twinkle, and suddenly all the rides stopped.

Lilliputt was still in her little world shouting "yeehaaaaa", when she suddenly realized she was standing still. She smacked her tounge and drove her heels into the sides of the metal donkey a couple of times before she turned her head and said: "Ya knowz, diz ride aint workin' rite, methinks..."

Escape and Darknight looked at eachother and laughed for a little bit. "But you know," said Escape "It is kinda weird that the carusell suddenly stopped..." Darknight stroke his chin and said: "Hmmyes... Maybe we should go check on the other loonies..." Escape rushed onto her feet with a scared look on her face. "What?" Darknight said. Escape quickly got off the ride nearly shouting: "Invincible went to take the loop with Rannei!" Darknight rushed to his feet and ran after Escape.

Crazy was stumped. "Swings aren't any fun when they aren't swiningin - it's IN the NAME!" she said to herself in an annoyed voice. She looseden the belt and climbed down the center pole and looked around for the other loonies in a very squirly way.
For a long time she couldn't see anything, but suddenly her eyes caught Escape and Darknight running towards the loop, so she ran after on her tiny squirrel paws.

"Hey *puh* guys! What's the rush?!" "The power's out" Darknight yelled "And Rannei and Invincible are on the loop - they can't get off!" Crazy sped up. Her daughter was a big girl, but she couldn't help but worry. They finally reached the loop, only to find Rannei and Invincible upside down screaming! ...with laughter. "Hahahahahah, this is soooo awesome!" Rannei said. "There's sooo much blood rushing to my head, and I'm still lightheaded! Hahahahaah!" The three loonies on the ground breathed out, and started trying to figure out a plan to get them down.

One loony who was freaking out, though, was Princess Peach. "Heeeeeelp, we're stuck up heeere!" McAkkay was doing her best to calm her down, but it didn't seem to be working. Finally she sighed and said: "Ok, get into my pocket and hold on tight, and I'll get us down to the ground." Princess just looked at her with round eyes, until Kay said: "Well, do you wanna stay up here all night?!" and the tiny peach jumped into her pocket.

Funja was in his ace. He was sneaking around in the dark house of mirrors, holding a kunai in one hand and three shurikens in the other. "Hah!" he said, preparing a jump-kick, but realized it was just a funny mirror image again, and froze mid-air - landing silently on his tip-toes. He finally got out of the mirror maze and noticed how the entire park was blacked out - except... There was something glowing just uphill...

He snuck closer, the ninja way, and finally found the source of the bright light. He looked at the ride in awe. He'd never seen it before - it had to be brand new, and besides... It was the only ride still running, with giant letters glowing blue and white: "The Ride of Mysteries!". He snuck closer to check it out.



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