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Vortex
09-16-2005, 16:28:24
I know a man who was called... (try to keep it going forever.)

GamersHood
09-16-2005, 16:39:49
Big Bad John, but...

Vortex
09-18-2005, 18:13:05
Everyone new he was mentally retarded! so...

DoodleGamer
09-19-2005, 03:51:21
he was voted the Village Idiot 10 years in a row, until ...

Vortex
09-19-2005, 16:32:01
he tried to join the national tree huggers club, but the rejected his pitiful letter.

MountainDewMan
09-22-2005, 04:34:22
Soon he felt like he was going to kill himself but before he he do that....

Unregistered
09-23-2005, 03:37:57
he was going to get his revenge on the tree huggers club

GamersHood
09-23-2005, 17:44:42
but on a way to "tree huggers club" he felt something in his poket

rosiemay05
10-19-2005, 20:04:34
and he found a letter written by his late father, as he read it he found out that..

Unregistered
10-24-2005, 21:27:54
He was actually a woman, so headed to the mall to...

Vortex
10-24-2005, 23:44:22
Buy some pink knickers and g-strings.

Unregistered
10-31-2005, 18:02:28
the cost was 30 bucks. she only had 28 cents.

rosiemay05
11-09-2005, 21:58:26
she really wanted the knickers so she decided to get a job in the mall, she saw an advert for.....

Vortex
11-09-2005, 22:51:50
Starbucks, so she decided that the mall was a pointless places and decided to go buy 13 coffee's

rosiemay05
11-14-2005, 20:28:28
she then went totally crazy and did something she had never done before,
she.....

emmaroberts
11-14-2005, 20:39:11
went in to thhe girls loos and liked the walls she di this because...

rosiemay05
11-14-2005, 21:39:09
she wanted to see the girls loos because she had never seen them before, so when girls came in she did it in a moment of stupidity thinking she was still a guy, the group of girls asked her wot her name was...

RammsteinEngel8
11-15-2005, 04:56:47
...she answered pat because thats a shim name and the girls reacted...

rosiemay05
11-20-2005, 20:57:19
by pissing themselves laughing, they cried "You need a new sexy name!! we will call you......"

Unregistered
11-21-2005, 02:24:36
Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakit anatahu.......

GamersHood
11-21-2005, 14:04:35
Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakit anatahu.......

but pat didnt like that becouse it's the name of the hill and he said:

rosiemay05
11-21-2005, 19:42:49
wot about fanny?

MountainDewMan
11-22-2005, 03:33:17
He liked it so much he changed it to.........

rosiemay05
12-03-2005, 23:39:13
Miss Fanny O'Reilly, the girls agreed to this name and decided to take Fanny to meet their friend.........

rosiemay05
12-24-2005, 18:12:29
Rosie who gave her an amazing makeover, she looked in the mirror, cried and said.........

amanita
01-10-2006, 19:32:23
I was better looking as a man, so he decided to grow the longest beard on record.....

rosiemay05
01-17-2006, 19:18:30
he entered into the guinness book of records when they noticed he also had another achievement.......

Sose
01-23-2006, 12:55:14
what was his eyes

Active
01-23-2006, 17:32:33
His eyes were all freakin ...

rosiemay05
02-02-2006, 20:02:15
different colours of the rainbow reflecting his mood.....

rosiemay05
02-20-2006, 21:09:50
one day his eyes went green because he saw....

layd33 lush
02-25-2006, 01:29:19
a huge pimple on his face. so he...

OneBun
02-25-2006, 07:07:57
...grabbed a pin out of the sewing basket and he...

:wht:

bone2stone
02-26-2006, 03:39:59
popped it....

OneBun
02-26-2006, 09:20:34
That only made things worse. He knew with facial hair, weird eyes, and now a big red mark on his face, he could never win any contests with his looks alone. He would have to find another way. So he....

rosiemay05
02-27-2006, 21:38:15
decided to go on Extreme Makeover!

OneBun
02-28-2006, 06:47:35
...but there was one fear he had must overcome first...
______________

:pom:

SANJ123199
03-01-2006, 00:52:15
Mimes. Clowns as well, but mostly mimes. Damnable mimes. He tried to run from them but they.....

bone2stone
03-02-2006, 03:01:39
....started to rope him around the waist, pullin him back. so he decided, if you wanta beat them then you gotta.....

SANJ123199
03-04-2006, 15:18:41
SET THEM ON FIRE! But he couldn't find a match. Suddenly a monkey appeared before him. He reached in the saddle on the horse he was riding and....

bone2stone
03-06-2006, 01:36:34
......found a CD, and a mp3 player. then his lips curved up to a smile. he began to.......

SANJ123199
03-06-2006, 17:26:49
"get jiggy wit it" as the younguns say.....but it left him empty so he....

Jellybean
03-07-2006, 16:05:31
...bought a double quarter pounder with cheese super sized value meal to fill him up...

SANJ123199
03-07-2006, 18:17:53
Unfortunately, the forgotten monkey snatched the would-be lunch from him and ate it amorously in front of him. Just when the monkey was pushing his limits with the hungry man, he.....

BONE2STONE
03-09-2006, 00:23:19
Barfed Banana......

Jellybean
03-09-2006, 22:00:31
so the starving dude ate up the banana

Jellybean
03-09-2006, 22:01:03
....barf

OneBun
03-12-2006, 07:31:47
..would never phase him 'cause he had more important things to be concerned about than this. For now he must...

rosiemay05
03-12-2006, 15:15:46
first get another burger and then set out on his journey to .....

bone2stone
03-13-2006, 19:49:06
get one medium fries, and a drink at McDonalds...but he realized that he was a WANTED....so.............

rosiemay05
03-14-2006, 18:50:00
he brought a cowboy disgiuse, put his bon jovi cd-wanted dead or alive and set into the sunset, but then he realised...

Jellybean
03-14-2006, 19:18:50
he was in love with the marlbro man. So he...

bone2stone
03-16-2006, 23:16:43
wrote a letter to vera wang, asking for a dress....that he/she could wear

OneBun
03-16-2006, 23:20:57
....but specified that it must match thier brand new pink cowgirl boots and hat or...

Cyber Girl
03-17-2006, 01:52:21
he would go out wearing nothing but a smile and he would

Cyber Girl
03-17-2006, 01:56:36
ive just realised that i keep talking in your threads and ive never said hello so hello u all i love this site its so funny and the games are cool

rosiemay05
03-18-2006, 22:39:58
he would go out wearing nothing but a smile and he would
sing all the while, but wot song?


ps hi 2 u 2 cybergirl

OneBun
03-19-2006, 05:37:02
...The YMCA song since he had just gotten a great Native American headress that would go great with being naked in pink boots, but then again...

rosiemay05
03-19-2006, 18:05:23
he thought maybe he should build up a suntan before he set out naked , so to get rid of his white bits he visited the Beauty Parlour to get one!, but oh no it went horribly wrong and ...

OneBun
03-19-2006, 18:55:37
He became as red as a lobster, which meant that now he would have to...

bone2stone
03-24-2006, 19:52:22
move his house to the ocean. suddenly, before he did anything at all though, he began sprouting arms at his sid, and his legs began to from a tail that was like a fan. and his skin began to turn into a hard shell. he couldn't breathe all of a sudden and had an URGE to jump into the water. which then he realized he was a......................

marcoo
03-24-2006, 20:09:46
he realized he was a strilopoghictisticfriend (dont ask) and he neded some serious medical attention but he couldn't walk so he felt desesperate and jumped into the water and in the water he saw the biggest whale coming after him the whale opened his mouth and.......

rosiemay05
03-25-2006, 23:34:16
said "HEY!!! Who the hell are you and what are you doing on my turf buddy??!!!
the strilopoghictisticfriend replied...

bone2stone
04-06-2006, 22:37:44
i do not speak whale! sorry *words were said in whale* he quickly consults FINDING NEMO, watching dory speak whale. after 2 hrs, he tried it out...asking for.................

marcoo
04-06-2006, 23:07:54
Where The Hell Is The Restroom?!....

OneBun
04-06-2006, 23:14:43
...because he had been out of the water for too long now so he thought the bathroom might provide...

Chris-ov-Donny
04-07-2006, 13:45:29
a fresh new toilet he could play in . he was walking towards the restroom when....

dermik
04-07-2006, 14:43:07
his grandmother kiked his face :box2:

Chrissy1993
04-07-2006, 15:44:35
because she got turned evil by.......

dermik
04-07-2006, 16:57:44
THE TOILET KING :daz:

on the next day he waked up in a dark cave.looks like he was unconscious .he saw a toilet paper trace,it leaded him to.........

Chris-ov-Donny
04-08-2006, 00:13:41
the toilet kings lair, where he could see a familiar figure in the window, it was........

Chrissy1993
04-08-2006, 13:32:10
HIS GIRLFRIEND DORIS DAY!! But what was she doing there. he sneaked into the next room which was the kitchen. Grabbed a knife and walked up behind Doris Day. He stabbed her with the knife and soon she died but.............................

dermik
04-08-2006, 21:27:49
a slave of the toilet king saw him and runned to the king to tell it him :fkr:

Chrissy1993
04-09-2006, 21:21:51
The king was horrified his new queen was dead but happy as well as he would claim her riches. As he walked into the room Big bad john was in he had got a shock. It was his own son that had killed his step-mother/girlfriend.........

bone2stone
04-12-2006, 21:35:41
the toilet king began to cry out *pee*, the disgusting liquid leaking out everywhere. finally when the "son" flushed the king, the king gathered himself up. looked deep into his son's eyes. he thought to himself "funny, he looks a bit like a girl".......the two stood there for 1 min 2 min 3 min 4min.........

Chrissy1993
04-13-2006, 11:22:55
....'Son we all know that i am the toilet king and i turned your grandmother evil but i am ment to as i am EVIL so are you and all of our family.'

He took out a magic wand and gave it to the son. All of a sudden the boi turned green and grew larger until........

Freakshow59
04-17-2006, 23:25:29
the incredible Hulk came to say "Are we related?"

OneBun
04-17-2006, 23:29:50
...'cause you turn green too when you get angry! Do you have any other powers, like my strength...or something different? He didn't even have to think about it, but immediately responded....

bone2stone
04-21-2006, 20:28:51
i don't want to think about it.and to himself he thought, i don't want to think about it. the hulk was very angry at this answer... who knows why....but anyway, started to turn green......and then got into its purple trunks.....started to smash everything..and the i don't want to think about it guy was like where did you get those purple pants? you were wearing yellow pants you know..........the hulk was like.............

Hollandgirl
04-22-2006, 13:03:26
ooh right i bought them at H&M 50% off, they look flattering don't they?? i mean, my problem areas are nicely covered!! and what d'you think of my bag? it's a Gucci bag, but i dunno, you think it matches this pants?? the i don't want to think about it guy says:

(i have no clue about the story, only read the last few lines of the post above)

rosiemay05
04-22-2006, 19:23:00
" i dont know i think you need a darker shade to match it." the guy then thinks to himself what the hell! i sound like a woman! the hulk then realises that this guy is a good guy and asks if he wants to go on a shopping spree with him?, the guy says "Get lost you wuss!" im a bloke ! i dont do shopping!" The hulk starts crying and says to the guy.............

Freakshow59
04-23-2006, 16:31:41
"Arghhhhh!!!!! I so freakin' Angry!!!!!" the Hulk screamed. The Hulk then goes on rampage, destroying everything from the shoe store to Macy's. Then right when he's about to destory EB Games :o, a man jumps out in front of him and. . .

Hollandgirl
04-23-2006, 18:55:44
tells him he shouldn't do all that stuff alone!! that's far to heavy! 'let me help you with that big glass window!' ooh right.. thanks.. the hulk says starting to cry.. 'no one ever cared about me that way!!! ooh god thank you soooo much!!' he says in tears. the man also starts to cry and says:

bone2stone
04-23-2006, 22:15:34
yes yes....i know exactly how you feel. the guy starts bawling out. suddenly, the hulk was like....are you wearing a dress? is that LONG blonde curly hair? hold on....i've never seen this room before. wait look at the size of that door. so small. and this glass table. what the??? and this bottle.....the bawling guy goes like...i know! it's because i'm no guy. but GIRL. i'm Alice Wonderland. let me see this bottle. (DRINK ME) sob sob sob. well no poison...here it goes. and the Alice Wonderland drinks the stuff....suddenly she starts to.....................



sorry i wrote a bit long.....

Fancyjake
04-25-2006, 21:51:58
Get hyper and hulk starts 2 say "Wats wrong?"And then Alice starts to u know what who when where why and then a man comes and the man says.....

fraggle
04-25-2006, 22:07:15
"There you are Alice, I've been waiting for you in the woods for ages, you said we could......."

Hollandgirl
04-26-2006, 15:56:28
go dance together and be all romantic nd stuff, come on, i'm getting you outta here, alice says:

bone2stone
04-27-2006, 00:03:12
no. seriously? go to start remembering that sort of stuff. whatever. so Alice took his hand. but then realized it was all slimy. so quickly let go. the man was like what's wrong. did i do something. so Alice said....

bone2stone
04-27-2006, 00:15:09
no. seriously? go to start remembering that sort of stuff. whatever. so Alice took his hand. but then realized it was all slimy. so quickly let go. the man was like what's wrong. did i do something. so Alice said....

quick edit...no. seriously? GOT to start.....

bone2stone
04-30-2006, 19:01:50
GAAAAAA!!!!!! wat? said the man. GAAAA!!!! wat? said the man. GAAAAAAAA~~ and this continued for the entire day. until..........






this is weird. answering my own part. but i like this thread. so i'm keeping it on top. you better too! i'm watching you behind your back. or is it? i'm behind you. whatever. i don't make sense.

fraggle
04-30-2006, 19:24:17
he lost his voice and went looking for it, Alice took the opportunity to make a run for it. sometime later she met a court jester, "hello", said Alice. the Jester smiled in an spooky way and said.....

Freakshow59
04-30-2006, 19:27:15
Nope...not appropriate for the story... try something else please.

thugthizzle
04-30-2006, 19:38:04
that he only had ten days to live because of...

KurjuseLord
04-30-2006, 19:43:47
witchcraft what makes..

thugthizzle
04-30-2006, 21:17:58
a spell thats called...

fraggle
04-30-2006, 21:20:57
mushroom soup surprise, i can't stop until i've found all the ingredients, can you help me find the next thing on the list, it's......

thugthizzle
04-30-2006, 21:23:19
toenail clippings straight from...

fraggle
04-30-2006, 21:25:44
old tramp at the end of the road, i would get them myself but.....

thugthizzle
04-30-2006, 21:27:35
there are lions with 5 tails eating ice cream that hate...

fraggle
04-30-2006, 21:39:20
hats with bells on so you understand, it's gotta be you that clip them toenails. So Alice walks slowly down the road armed with only a pair of nail clippers but suddenly.....

thugthizzle
04-30-2006, 21:50:49
the jester threw ice cream all over her so the lions will eat her,untill

OneBun
04-30-2006, 21:53:38
he realized the lions had lost all thier teeth, and were too old to bite. So he...

thugthizzle
04-30-2006, 21:55:16
takled her into a river where he saw...

fraggle
04-30-2006, 22:04:22
his reflection and faded into non-exsistence (it's a well kept secret that jester's cannot look into mirrors). Alice floated down river until she caught hold of a........

thugthizzle
04-30-2006, 22:11:34
a long sharp object that looked like a...

fraggle
04-30-2006, 22:48:46
Hypodermic needle, she fell asleep and woke up 2 hours later and opened her eyes to the sight of...........

OneBun
04-30-2006, 23:01:11
...a big fat sleeping dude drooling on her shoulder in the alley where she was left. Her first reaction was....

thugthizzle
04-30-2006, 23:12:27
he is kinda cute her second reaction was...

fraggle
04-30-2006, 23:13:42
to mop up the dribble and back away slowly, unfortunately she backed up into a......

thugthizzle
04-30-2006, 23:22:44
local pimp and he asked her if she wanted to work for him.her answer was...

fraggle
04-30-2006, 23:29:51
too rude to put here. She ran off down the street and dodged into a shop which sold....

thugthizzle
04-30-2006, 23:33:17
pimp action figures and when she pulled the string it said her name and then she...

fraggle
04-30-2006, 23:36:23
bought the doll and took it back home to give it to.......

bone2stone
04-30-2006, 23:51:42
the hulk. who then stomps on it and gives it to the WOOman. and the Wooman says thank you. i have been away for a few days searching for a doctor that shall tell me if i'm a man or girl. cuz i never found out. the people around here are so confusing. they have been writing a story of me, and some say i'm a man, and others woman. i'm confused. the man/woman trips over his/her nail. (don't ask how) AHHH i broke a nail. so the man/woman starts to walk toward the mall, for a manicure. but realizes by doing this her/his heels will get ruined. so decides to.................


we went a little off the main character. so i brought us back. the she--man.

fraggle
05-01-2006, 00:41:27
but isn't that the whole point? :)

... go on her motor bike, when she goes to the garage she finds that.........

thugthizzle
05-01-2006, 07:11:58
there was a dead body it was...

Hollandgirl
05-01-2006, 08:34:39
covered with blood and the head was nowhere near it, she screamed and...

fraggle
05-01-2006, 12:13:03
fainted. she woke up in a police cell, the only other person in the cell was a......

MEGADOOMER
05-01-2006, 12:56:30
a maniac blue person who tried to eat her but

fraggle
05-01-2006, 13:51:52
ouch! stop biting my but(t) she said. after a while the police realised she was innocent and she was set free, unfortunately the maniac blue person was not real but in her head so he came too. they decided it would be a good idea to.....

rosiemay05
05-01-2006, 19:45:37
TANGO!!! dadadadadadadda! she then spun around on the last move and realised she was dancing alone, she sensed someone was in the room with her, so she looked in a nearby mirror and to her horror she saw a.......

MEGADOOMER
05-01-2006, 19:52:03
Maniac Blue Person Who Tried To Eat Her Again But He Exploded So She
Turned Into The Maniac Blue Person And

rosiemay05
05-01-2006, 20:08:38
went shopping for as many blue accessories as possible then looked at her blue watch! she was late for.......

OneBun
05-01-2006, 20:33:59
...her manicure and spa treatment, but what would people think of her now that she had become the blue lady. Maybe she shouldn't go. I mean, what would people think...or...

bone2stone
05-01-2006, 21:28:02
....or what would people say?????? so she put a white sheet over her head. blidly walked around the mall for some white face cream. took something that looked like it and applied it to her face. and then to her body. took off the white sheet and went to the spa for her treatment. for some weird reason every girl had her eyes popped out. and one girl's eye did. (GROSS) so the blue but now white lady went to the nearest place to puke. the water. she then saw her reflection. realizing she did not put white face cream on her face but.............

bone2stone
05-01-2006, 21:29:13
....or what would people say?????? so she put a white sheet over her head. blidly walked around the mall for some white face cream. took something that looked like it and applied it to her face. and then to her body. took off the white sheet and went to the spa for her treatment. for some weird reason every girl had her eyes popped out. and one girl's eye did. (GROSS) so the blue but now white lady went to the nearest place to puke. the water. she then saw her reflection. realizing she did not put white face cream on her face but.............

sorry....edit error. so she put sheet over head. BLINDLY......

fraggle
05-01-2006, 21:30:52
guacomole! she looked like something from a horror movie. deciding she looked better blue she started to wash the mess off her face but....

bone2stone
05-01-2006, 21:35:09
under the green stuff. the green and blue had mixed creating a brownish purplish color. which started giving off a FOUL smell. she sniffed it herself, and was whammed or SLAPPED in the face by the force of her smell. she didn't know what to do, and had to think of some way to get rid of the smell and the way she looked...
so....she...................

fraggle
05-01-2006, 21:38:16
called a plastic surgeon who delivers and 2 weeks later when the bandages came off she looked in the mirror and saw.......

bone2stone
05-01-2006, 21:45:11
metal! not plastic. but metal! turns out the plastic surgeon was really a metal surgeon. well...she thought to herself, at least i'm not smelly. because of being knocked out for 2 weeks...she checked out her messages. *you have 51 messages. message 1 sunday 12:00pm * HELLO????? Chris? how come you haven't called me back yet? my number.....911-1199......call me! message 2 HI!!!!!!Chris? look, i thought we had a great time at our date. and we do have chemistry. so call me! message 3. *sob sob* chris///// i....why....call......me......i don't even know why i'm doing this. you are the GUY...GUYS call the GIRL. GIRL is ME.....hello?.....message 6*sob* sob....ETC.....
suddenly after 36 hours of hearing all the messages, Chris was confused i'm a guy? now what? NOw..................

sorry i wrote so long. i just couldn't help it. funny. well i think it's funny. maybe not.......sob sob...

fraggle
05-01-2006, 21:56:17
So the new guy Chris wondered how the hell he'd gotten a new name and been on dates whilst he was out for the count for the last 2 weeks, so he called his friend bone2stone to ask him, bone2stone told him.....

Freakshow59
05-01-2006, 21:59:11
"Go see Mistery, he has the answer. He's in that big, big computer on that really tall hill." Chris set out with. . .

bone2stone
05-01-2006, 22:03:28
that she was currently at an Asylum. and all phone conversations were being monitered. So gave the wink wink (even though Fraggle couldn't see it.) and said that Chris had been on a date with this girl in high school, and it seems she has been harrassing him for the last 5 or 7 years. and also forgot to tell fraggle that actually all phone conversations were also put on a lying detector test machine, and she had been saying the truth all along. a guy injects something in her and she falls asleep, the guy hangs up the phone and Fraggle hears nothing. after the story Fraggle is.....................

fraggle
05-01-2006, 22:06:50
hey said Fraggle, how the be-jesus did I get in this story, and where the bleep has Chris gone? Fraggle wandered off into the distance and the screen fades to Chris sitting on a park bench with his metal face, talking to........

OneBun
05-01-2006, 22:22:53
...himself in his/her hand purse mirror. Suddenly, Chris woke up...It had all been a dream. However, although it was true that it was only a dream...much to his dismay.........

Mystic
05-02-2006, 16:58:02
-he realised that whatever he dreamed became true in the future.
So he went as fast as he could to-

MEGADOOMER
05-02-2006, 17:16:49
avoid being a maniac blue person who eats people by...

bone2stone
05-03-2006, 20:45:07
covering them with ketchup. so he had to avoid burger king and all those places. but while on the road, his stomach was ROARING with hunger. reluctantly, he went inside mcdonalds. got a mcflurry. carefully avoiding all ketchup stuff. wat he didn't know was that all cusTomers got free ketchup today! HE REACHED INSIDE HIS BAG FOR A SPOON, which was really ketchup. and then.............................................. .........................



i'm so proud of meself. me use biggie words.....la la la la la

MEGADOOMER
05-03-2006, 20:47:12
he TRANSFORMED into the MANIAC BLUE PERSON and ate everyone THE END














but then ruining the credits...

OneBun
05-03-2006, 20:52:01
covering them with ketchup. so he had to avoid burger king and all those places. but while on the road, his stomach was ROARING with hunger. reluctantly, he went inside mcdonalds. got a mcflurry. carefully avoiding all ketchup stuff. wat he didn't know was that all cusTomers got free ketchup today! HE REACHED INSIDE HIS BAG FOR A SPOON, which was really ketchup. and then...

accidentally....

MEGADOOMER
05-03-2006, 20:53:37
but then ruining the credits...
see read bottom of post

bone2stone
05-04-2006, 21:00:34
...so he accidently ruined the credits (ummm...a little compromise?)...but he was like wat the heck? wat credits? you mean school? wait...do i go to school? so he began his journey of going to all different kinds of colleges. just checking if he belonged to any one of them. he went down the states alphabetically. NO LUCK....so he went out of the U.S. and flew to .....

OneBun
05-04-2006, 21:21:00
...and went to the Capital (Washington D.C.) to see the President, as he had an urgent message, which was...

Mystic
05-05-2006, 10:20:24
that he had an out of body experience of being an alien who said he was about to come to earth and eat the presidents wife for desserts and he...

MEGADOOMER
05-05-2006, 16:55:55
decided to go to area 51 and find out more of aliens he went there and tried to get and then before he could get in

dermik
05-05-2006, 17:04:37
his grandma puted a shotgun on his head..

MEGADOOMER
05-05-2006, 17:16:04
luckily when he was 2 he realised his grandma was bigfoot so he killed her then she came back to life and got in a cool fight like strret fighter then area 51 imploded and

OneBun
05-05-2006, 18:23:49
...a giant spaceship rose out of the hole, undamaged and...

MEGADOOMER
05-05-2006, 18:32:08
abducted him and his grandma...

bone2stone
05-06-2006, 18:42:05
they were both knocked out. and when they woke up they could only see black. all black. the guy was already hyperventaliating (can never spell this word) and his grandma was mush. really mush...when the grandma was killed...and reborn....she turned to mush every 5 min. for about an hour. anyway, they were both wearing masks with eye holes. and suddenly the guy heard a chainsaw going on....he was like oh my god omg omg omg omg.
then heard his grandma screaming like h3ll ...not that he really cared. but wondered why she would be in pain if she was mush. so this went for like 20 min....finally the ALIEN with the chainsaw says.................


i'm trying to go with the movie HOSTILE like write about it.....but that would take too long.

Chris-ov-Donny
05-06-2006, 21:28:59
What the hell is tht. omg in all my yrs ov abductin ive never seen anythin lyk tht before. his alien buddy replied

bone2stone
05-07-2006, 20:54:01
195752 168 8 68152 384 *#@! 547 *&#@ .........the other alien is like uh-huh. yea. i know. 19854 ......the guy who is still there is like what the heck are they saying? one nine five seven five two? is this some sort of language. well i try it. the guy clears his throat to get the aliens attention. the aliens keep talking. so the guy goes 1324978 134 9872 98234!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! one of the aliens stare at him for a LONG LONG LONG time. suddenly giving a big wet kiss to him. its face turned red blushing. the guy is like what the heck? what did i say? and the grandma mush replies. you just told the aliens that you.................................

Chris-ov-Donny
05-07-2006, 21:09:48
think they are the most attractive things that you have seen in a long time and would be honoured to have their babies. After realising the mistake you tried to hide behind a ..........

bone2stone
05-07-2006, 22:21:17
grandma mush. so the guy (don't no where the YOU came from..and doesn't make sense for the grandma to say it either) was hiding until the hour was over. and dun dun dun! the grandma was not mush anymore. and began her evil rampage ARGGG!!!!!!!!!!!! matey i'm gonna eat you!!! the guy was like wat the h3ll is her problem, getting all pirate on me now. the aliens said no no. we prepared some food for you. a banquet was set for them to eat. they all chomped and ate and were merry. but the guy felt a tug and saw LISA SIMPSON. she said you shouldn't eat...the aliens are planning to eat you guys! i saw it with my own eyes. look at this book title! HOW TO COOK HUMANS. the aliens quickly came over to look at the book she was holding. nervously said no no... see? they wiped some dust off he book which read HOW TO COOK for HUMANS. LISA not convinced wiped some dust off later read HOW TO COOK forty HUMANS. the aliens not knowing what to do now began to.............................

i watch the simpsons...part of this is from an episode.

Chris-ov-Donny
05-08-2006, 15:40:55
laugh and laugh and nervously, you laughed as well. the aliens convinced you tht lisa was jst a figment ov ur imagination and u shud ignore her. u believed them until an hour had passed when .......

OneBun
05-08-2006, 17:04:43
....You are suddenly dropped in a new demension that looks like the town of Springfield (town of the Simpons... for those who may not know), and suddenly you see bart speeding by on his skateboard and you....

MEGADOOMER
05-08-2006, 20:49:17
explode then...

OneBun
05-08-2006, 20:50:54
.....into great amounts of excitement because you have been put into this awesome cartoon world. So, you decide to take advantage of this great place and head off to.....

MEGADOOMER
05-08-2006, 21:06:35
The Prison To Annoy Some Convicts And It Turns Out The Maniac BluE Person Was Taken To The Cartoon World As Well He Escaped And Started Chasing Him But Then...

swineflesh
05-10-2006, 11:32:00
he had to stop to eat some mushrooms coz if he didnt he would turn into mush like his grandma ....he eats the mushrooms and then...

MEGADOOMER
05-10-2006, 16:53:53
BOOM the mushrooms are made of big xplosive suff that goes boom!then he has a hole in his gut but is alive by the antorms [ants and worms fused!]that repair him but he also turns to mush but his mush has a tentecle so he destroys the city looking for a cure then he sees the...

bone2stone
05-10-2006, 20:53:01
the....well Moe's bar. he walks in and gets a beer. hangs out with lenny and moe and homer....just singing. homer throws a salt shaker at the guy, and he blacks out. when he is awake. he realizes that the whole turning to mush was nothing but a dream. and the simpsons part too. but what the? his hands had four fingers and skin yellow. he was partly bald and sleeping next to a lady with tall blue hair. homer? Ahhhh! ! the guy yelled i'm homer! what shall i do? and the guy does.................................

swineflesh
05-11-2006, 08:10:24
rips the little hair he has left out of his head and runs around in circles.....

bone2stone
05-11-2006, 21:04:13
...until bart comes up and runs over him with his skateboard. then, yells EAT MY SHORTS!!!! as he passes princibal ...errr...princebal....err....princibel....err.... .w/e. princibal skinner. anyway, so now the Homer guy is on the ground knocked out. he wakes up ...realizing it was all a dream....but what is this? AHHHHHH!!!!!! i'm britney spears!!! oh baby baby what am i going to do? so now "britney spears" guy......goes....and.....

swineflesh
05-12-2006, 09:37:05
rings up justin... and asks him to marry her..but he told you to go $^#& yourself but then you wake up n realise that you are really jerry Sienfeld n as you walk out into the loungeroom krammer slides in ........then.......

MEGADOOMER
05-12-2006, 23:01:10
you explode then...

Freakshow59
05-13-2006, 00:41:59
I walk in wondering "How long will. . .

bone2stone
05-13-2006, 19:53:11
(I walk in??? when did we go from the guy to i and you? no no...go back to the guy ) so the guy explodes and wonders how long will it take for him to stop exploding.....so he starts counting. one second. two mississippi(spelled it wrong huh?)....three alligators........

MEGADOOMER
05-15-2006, 18:50:57
Then He Xplodes For 640563081328382915628356 823156 90236532056083261902631562138721387231852385623815 619236509123651years More Each Second Then He Wakes Up In A Room There Is A T.v With Jigsaw On It And You Try To Escape By...

swineflesh
05-16-2006, 11:25:38
EXPODING..... but unfortunatly it dosent work.............................. you look around to see wat else is in the room and see a table with a bottle of pills on it. you go to the table and look at the pills and they say pain killers so u take some ..after you take them you examine the bottle a little more closely n notice in very small writing (Caution: may cause you to see little cristinia agulirea spawns.) You notice something in the corner of your eye its a......

bone2stone
05-16-2006, 22:28:24
cristinia agulirea spawn! out of nowhere the pyscho theme plays. what to do? uh-oh. the spawn sees you and says mada~.........AHHHH!!!! you say. the spawn starts to crawl over to you..and you try for a door. but you see no door! dun dun dun. what the crap? you think. is this for real? some escape the room game? oh no..........well...you say to yourself......i must escape...... i must..........................

Totally Urban!!
05-16-2006, 22:40:44
find all the fiddley bits tucked away in impossible places then decipher what goes where so that i eventually find the key...... or maybe i could........

swineflesh
05-17-2006, 07:15:19
EAT my way out!!!............you think for a while and realise that is impossabe and deside to EXPLODE!!!..............................BOOM.....n othing happens....

bone2stone
05-19-2006, 22:42:47
...but nothing happens. suddenly it's so BRIGHT. he sees a light bulb above his head! this must mean a new idea....k. so what's the big idea? ehh? nothing? wait....NOTHING!!! that's the big idea! nothing. so the guy decides to be nothing..and so "nothing" happens.....and when this "nothing" happens.....he....

OneBun
05-19-2006, 22:48:02
He has an idea! maybe he can make a new show. A new show about....hmmmm....he got it! A show about Nothing!!!! So, he decided he should get started. First, he will....

Hollandgirl
05-20-2006, 11:31:32
do Nothing, then he will eat Nothing, then he will drink Nothing.. 'oh no, that's not right, i'll die' he thinks. Well, another plan then. And again nothing happens, then he's got another brilliant idea. He's gonna...

(srry, only read the two posts above, so i actually have no clue what the story's about, so just made something up)

MEGADOOMER
05-21-2006, 12:29:54
explode so powerfully that he will destroy thr earth itself and live on mars with his grandma mush and befriend the aliens of mars PACMEN they chase him and then he

OneBun
05-21-2006, 15:47:15
...but then again that would be really something... This would go against the idea about nothing so he thought maybe.....

Freakshow59
05-21-2006, 16:16:28
"nothing will ever happen to me", so then he. . .

MEGADOOMER
05-21-2006, 16:52:43
does nothing until he decides to do nothing but then...

Freakshow59
05-21-2006, 17:07:32
his cell phone rings, he answers it and its. . .

MEGADOOMER
05-21-2006, 17:09:00
his grandma wanting to know where he was because she dosent want to be mush anymore and...

bone2stone
05-21-2006, 19:02:11
he said i'm in the MIDDLE of nowHere. nowHere huh? his grandma replied. ummm....let's see i need a pad and pencil. now H ere. ahhh!!! you are in H. where is H? the guy is like....no idea what you are talking about grandmama. anyway, i thought maybe you could-----then the grandmamma is like NOOO i'm turning to mush again. and so she hangs up. the guy is like right. so the land of H. H. H. H. must be a code! umm....what starts with H??? Hurry. no that's not land. Land! yes! Land! HAPLAND!!! that's where i'll go! so the guy sets out to Hapland......while following the yellow brick road....he meets...

Freakshow59
05-21-2006, 19:03:22
Mistery and. . .

bone2stone
05-22-2006, 22:17:59
the two skip down the yellow brick road. where they meet HAPLAND!!!! they see a bunch of stickmen, and out of nowhere a CURSOR begins to poke him! he's like Yo!!! what the h3ll? stop pokin me!!! i said QUIT IT!!! but the cursor kept pokin him so............

Hollandgirl
05-23-2006, 14:55:53
he grabbed it ripped it in two pieces and threw it on the ground, he walked further nd saw a stickman wobbling his way nd the cursor s coming from the other way. he's trapped!!! where should he goo???

bon2stone: i'm seeing you around here a lot, why don't you register! It's fun, people recognize you much easier ;)

bone2stone
05-23-2006, 23:38:04
suddenly he knew!!! so he took one step then........ahh!!! the stupid stickman that was wobbling his way toward him had picked him up!!! there was a rock in front and the stickman tripped over it. sending the guy flying across the water to an island. there was a hut, and the cursor had clicked the porch light open. the guy knocked on the door once......it opened then......


Hollandgirl: i just don't want to go do the whole signing up part. which makes me lazy. i think....i just don't want to. i prefer doing this.i'm use to it. :-)

MEGADOOMER
05-24-2006, 17:38:47
he xplodes again yay then he must restart yay YAY :nzd:

bone2stone
05-24-2006, 23:15:30
so the guy has this huge celebration. but the napkins say....Happy 50th Birthday!!! and he was all mad, killed the cursor once and for all. bombed people. and then himself. only he exploded his parts and guts all over the place. and had no idea how to piece himself together. especially if his brain is in paris. and his eyes in the amazon. ahhhh!!!! the pain! someone had stepped on his foot which was in Egypt. he thinx, cuz it felt like sand, and hot too. anyway.....the guy............

Freakshow59
05-24-2006, 23:33:41
appears to be MEGADOOMER but is really. . .

Bone2stone: The registration's easy, just a couple simple things, that's all. . . :)

MEGADOOMER
05-25-2006, 18:32:14
not ME and is actually freakshow 59 then some french people ate his brain then

Freakshow59
05-25-2006, 22:04:16
because I have no brain but something fueled by Kingdom Hearts and Gorillaz, I go off to join them, I bring along. . . Stupid ppl. . .

bone2stone
05-26-2006, 22:38:03
...but the ppl lost interest walking with someone with no brain. so they left to eat some chocolate covered ants on the barge. which were really spiders that ate them, and they died, and that's another story. so Freakshow59 found a genie lamp with his foot in egypt. and he was like ok...so he tried to get the genie out with his foot. but instead of a genie, he got ............


Freakshow59: yea. well....i only come on this forum for these ummmm....threads. so there's really no point in me doing it. i'll think about it. .....thinking....

Freakshow59
05-26-2006, 22:47:57
Eternaly Becky who then granted me 5 wishes, the first one I used was to have a brain of . . .

MEGADOOMER
05-27-2006, 15:45:37
chesse the next wish you used to hear my amazing story

once upon a time there was a big death orb called orbidiumatork.orbidiumatork wanted to be accepted into the world of opsile.but the stick people were mean to orbidiumatork and threw rocks at him.this made orbidiumatork angry and upset so fired his death rays and destroyed everyone and beacame ruler of opsile. THE END


YOUR THIRD WISH WAS...

p.s that story was entirly out of my over active imagination and is mine and if you steal it orbidiumatork will destroy you ok good

Freakshow59
05-27-2006, 23:25:12
to have an infinite number of wishes, then I used two of those wishes to have my old "brain" back and to make sure MEGA couldn't use any of my wishes :P

Anyway, I started to walk until I came into the town of. . .

MEGADOOMER
05-28-2006, 09:41:22
opsile where orbidiumatork lives he then tried to destroy you but...

bone2stone
05-28-2006, 19:46:54
stick people zombies began to rise and started to throw rocks at orbidiumatork again. so while orbidiumatork was busy useing his death rays, Freakshow59 continued on his way to Kong Studios or Halloween town. there he.........................

Freakshow59
05-28-2006, 21:03:24
turned around to go down the road leading to Halloween Town, on the way he ran into orbidiumatork and wished he'd . . .

bone2stone
05-28-2006, 23:29:50
brought some rocks in his pockets to throw at the orbidiumatork. apparantly he had some hard bread. so he began chucking the bread and the orbidiumatork was like................

Freakshow59
05-29-2006, 00:23:25
"***?" so when I noticed that the bread wasn't working I wished for a gun, when i got it, I noticed it wasn't a gun but a that fired bullets. . .

For this one fill in the blank between "a" and "that" then continue the story :D

MEGADOOMER
05-30-2006, 00:21:49
"***?" so when I noticed that the bread wasn't working I wished for a gun, when i got it, I noticed it wasn't a gun but a chicken that fired soft foam bullets. . .


the chicken pellets of foam had no effect on freakshow and orbudiumatork fired his death rays and ate his bones but...

Freakshow59
05-30-2006, 00:34:40
Since Freakshow could live forever (He made this wish before he went down the path to Halloween Town), his bones put themsevles back together, and his whole body was restored to its former self. When Freakshow wished he could see who orbudiumatork really was, a cockpit opened up in orbudiumatork's head to reveal that (insert name of Gamershood User here) was really controlling him. When Freakshow asked (insert user's name here) why they did this, they replied. . .

MEGADOOMER
05-30-2006, 20:27:26
Since Freakshow could live forever (He made this wish before he went down the path to Halloween Town), his bones put themsevles back together, and his whole body was restored to its former self. When Freakshow wished he could see who orbudiumatork really was, a cockpit opened up in orbudiumatork's head to reveal that orbidiumatorj was really controlling orbidiumatork. When Freakshow asked orbidiumatork why they replied. . .

that this is only my shield now i will fire my death rays and eat your bones for real then freakshow runs away to orbidiumatorks town where all the orbidiumatorks try to eat him ...and

Freakshow59
05-30-2006, 20:42:07
Out of nowhere, a bright glowing object comes hurling out of the sky and destroys and kills all the inhabitants of the town, including the one that Freakshow escaped from. When he goes to see what it is, he finds that its a (video game weapon). Wielding this weapon, Freakshow turns into (the character that uses this weapon). Freakshow, looking at his new body, goes onto. . .

MEGADOOMER
05-30-2006, 21:09:11
Out of nowhere, a bright glowing object comes hurling out of the sky and destroys and kills all the inhabitants of the town, including the one that Freakshow escaped from. When he goes to see what it is, he finds that its a (pong ball). Wielding this weapon, Freakshow turns into (pong bat). Freakshow, looking at his new body, goes onto. . .



to play pong destroying the evil and then doing what this video of pong does
http://www.cards-n-toons.com/cards/humor_pong.swf

after that he...

Freakshow59
05-30-2006, 21:24:12
hates his new body and decides to wish he was Halloween Sora from Kingdom Hearts 2. When he becomes exactly like his avatar, the keyblade pops into his hand magically. Soon enough, a ship flys out of the sky and he notices that its the Gummi Ship Sora travels on. When the pilots realize that "Sora" is right below them, they land. When the ship opens up, it reveals (two characters from Kingdom Hearts series). (Character) and (character) mistake Freakshow as Sora and take him the ship. Insisting he isn't Sora but someone else, the ship leaves heading to (world in Kingdom Hearts series). . .

bone2stone
06-09-2006, 22:11:55
.....somewhere in the Kingdom of Heart Series. except it never got there....there was a big iceberg and they crashed! so there's this big moment where the ship is sinking and everybody is like this is exactly like titanic! except we don't have the couple. oh well....but the guy is like NOOOO!!!! this is not titanic....this is..........umm.....finding nemo!!!! but there never really was a sinking ship in finding nemo so the guy jumps into the ocean and starts swimming..............and swimming............and swimmming.....................just keep swimmming..............swimmming.......what do you do? you swim..............and you get the idea. so the guy swam until he reached...........


sorry i'm no fan of Kingdom of Hearts. not exactly a video game player. i wish...but no.

MEGADOOMER
06-11-2006, 14:24:58
the death orb planet which was now conviniently located in the sea and then 5761304876534583243248348243687466787659.1 orbidiumatorks started chasing freakshow then...

dermik
06-12-2006, 13:19:52
suddenly they all suffered spine halving..

MEGADOOMER
06-12-2006, 18:32:27
and freakshow suffered 53465394659346593459346594375937593659365936458634 95643563569436534659341 spine halving that many times

dermik
06-12-2006, 19:31:31
i think two times more

Mistery
06-12-2006, 19:35:27
<<Okay, same warning here as in the "Free for all" thread. Stop repeating spine halving, it's getting annoying.>>

bone2stone
06-15-2006, 23:05:03
but anyway the epidemic was over after the mysterious Mistery came along. freakshow had lost his memory after suffering the disease too many times. so he became THE GUY once more. so the guy decided to go to JAPAN!!!!! because he decided to. anyway, he bought a plane ticket using the money from his grandmother's bank account, and got on the plane. Suddenly, a guy started going crazy about a PREMONITION of the plane crashing. and he was telling everybody to get off. so the guy decided to get off. because he decided to. anyway, the plane DID crash. and the guy still had 3 hours before the next flight. suddenly people that HAD got off the plane started to die in GROSS and NASTY and EWWW ways. so the guy hurried over and pretended to be a con artist and pretended to be a pilot. and flew to japan. there he....


i sort of went for the movies FINAL DESTINATION, and umm...CATCH ME IF YOU CAN!!

bittersweet
06-28-2006, 23:39:00
....ate some sushi, and read some manga. then he decided to live in japan and met a girl Kyoko in which he later attended school with. Where he learned the language really fast, and got along with everyone. but he died because a jealous jock who liked kyoko killed him, and the guy was later reincarnated into a 17 year old boy named..........

MEGADOOMER
07-02-2006, 12:17:03
james witherzee and he...

Freakshow59
07-02-2006, 14:46:25
wanted to get out of Japan, but had a premonition about the trip there and that he would die a very horrible death He would crash into a Hello Kitty store and all the dolls and the wreckage would kill him So instead, on the way to the Airport (he had to walk because any means of transportation would result in the death), he ran into the famous AMERICAN band. . .

I.N.V.U
07-14-2006, 05:38:28
...Green Day. (hope they are famous and american enough) he fainted, becuz he couldn't breathe. when he woke up he was sitting in a chair in front of a computer. the site was gamershood forums. and there he read the neverending story. which began with.... I know a man who was called....... (try to keep it going forever)

Freakshow59
07-15-2006, 01:39:05
but! the man got tired of the computer, however, when he went to the website. . .

I.N.V.U
07-15-2006, 18:44:49
that helped people find their original birth mother. and father. and grandmother. so he typed in his last name.....

MEGADOOMER
07-16-2006, 15:10:48
the last name was NOT VALID
self destruct self destruct
*the internet dies over the universe*
he is chased by nerds who have no access to internet anymore
NERDS I TELL YOU NERDS

Freakshow59
07-16-2006, 23:18:13
He finally breaks into CompUSA and throws $1000000000 into the crowd so the nerds leave him alone and stop chasing him. Now, the guy had to go to. . . to fix the internet and so his (2nd or 3rd?) jounrey began with a trip to. . .

I.N.V.U
07-17-2006, 02:26:40
EGYPT!!!! cuz a hermit told him that THAT"S where ALL the computer fixing internet fixing geeks are. SO the guy went. and there he found out there was no geeks....but actually.........there was...............

Adventure
07-17-2006, 13:18:26
a geek dragon! Which was very grumphy but also vegetarian. He lived in the Cheops Piramid for about 1000 years now and knows everything what happened since. So a bit scared the guy walked to the dragon and said:......

Maniac
07-18-2006, 10:11:47
"where r the geeks",but the dragon looks angry and says,"im actually a geek cursed by an old witch to turn into a dragon until some1 kisses me".
So the guy...

Freakshow59
07-18-2006, 16:40:00
, since he's gay, goes to kiss the dragon, however, just as he is about to kiss him, the dragon. . .

Maniac
07-18-2006, 16:53:30
puts on lipstick(loooooooooool)....

I.N.V.U
07-18-2006, 22:02:01
and some fake eyelashes...which the guy goes oh! it's a bit lopsided let me fix that for you! and he's like oh don't forget some blush and umm....eyeshadow. there perfecto! and so the kiss continues....but then the dragon stops him and puts on a marilyn monroe (can't spell her name) wig. and again...the kiss continues..............

Adventure
07-19-2006, 00:08:01
After a hour of kissing the fire of love came over them. They looked in each other eyes and both knew that they were the ideal partners for life. And on that moment the curse of the dragon was brooken....

Freakshow59
07-19-2006, 00:09:37
and it turned the dragon was really (insert someone here). . .

MEGADOOMER
07-19-2006, 16:48:03
and it turned the dragon was really richard simmons!??!!???

then richard simmons went BOOM and the blast sent him to disney land england(oh god give england a disney land)the he was eaten by mickey mouse and then he...

Freakshow59
07-19-2006, 19:01:11
pressed a button and we all died but one famous celebrity who was. . .

Freakshow59
07-19-2006, 19:02:07
then richard simmons died a thousand deaths bt me!!!!!

YAY!!!!! RICHARD SIMMONS DIED!!!! NO MORE SHAVED LEGS!!!!

TManRulez
07-19-2006, 19:51:41
pressed a button and we all died but one famous celebrity who was. . .
daniell radcliffe (harry potter), but he was george bush in disguise,

MEGADOOMER
07-19-2006, 19:55:54
boring z z z z

lets have some action

the george bush guy turns into a woerd matrix guy who slows down time and there is random bullets coming from random places and then it gets really cool with loads of xploisons and a motor cycle and a cat with glue and then they go i n the basment and then the living room and the room room room of rooms and another room and then the world BOOMS and orbidiumatork returns and then...

Freakshow59
07-19-2006, 21:50:16
I appear to help G.W., however instead of helping him I. . .

Heartofthedark
07-20-2006, 04:53:18
turn into kenny and moon gorge bush who gets so outraged he takes out a TIME BOMB and plants in on the ground and everything gets turn back to before time and no one exists untill one day god...

Freakshow59
07-20-2006, 14:19:12
Played Black & White 2, he was playing until . ..

I.N.V.U
07-20-2006, 16:23:56
he decided to create utopia. NOT paradise. but a place called utopia. but a little fairy was like they are the same thing. but god hates anyone who dares to argue with him. at that time god did not love everyone.....no offense to umm....religous people. so the fairy was locked in a cage and turned into a parrot. who can only imitate what other people say. god said. I WILL CREATE UTOPIA> NOT PARADISE> UTOPIA AND PARADISE ARE NOT THE SAME THING!!!!!! the parrot says........

Heartofthedark
07-20-2006, 20:56:51
the same thing but then god comes over and pokes the parrot and it explodes and then god says 'im bored i need to have some fun' and creates the universe and puts humans on earth and aliens 500 years away so they will attack earth in 500 years but the aliens....

I.N.V.U
07-21-2006, 01:19:37
didn't like god. and didn't like how god made them do stupid stuff. so instead of 500 years they waited 1000 years. and at that 1000th year they.........decided to.......

Freakshow59
07-21-2006, 01:52:23
Wait 500 hundred more to have enough ships to dominate the Earth, so. . .

Heartofthedark
07-21-2006, 18:42:55
but then they said ah screw it and started bombing earth tell a giant forkboy comes and eats there ships and after that the forkboy...

I.N.V.U
07-21-2006, 20:02:50
eats himself. after that..........predators came....


alien vs predator!

Freakshow59
07-21-2006, 20:58:25
but the director didn't like how the scene was going so he called "CUT!". So, (famous star that wasn't in alien vs. predator) goes to change into. . .

addymartini
07-25-2006, 17:51:23
afterwards he randomly got sucked into a different dimension ........

I.N.V.U
07-26-2006, 14:40:46
everything was 2-D! the actor who was going to get sucked in however, had grabbed the guy (our main character) and they both went in. there the actor was like what is with this place? everything is so ....so FLAT> look! the muscles i've been working out on are now gone! NOOOO.....and the guy is like sure. well sux for you. bye. and so the guy left the crybaby alone and went out to....................

bubbie92
07-27-2006, 08:33:51
Russia and notices their building a giant war missle.So he's like what the he**are you building that for.They said to attack America (in russian.)The guy goes to 50 countries trying to find a language book and finds out that he's broke.So he.....

Maniac
07-27-2006, 09:42:21
dies, and the story starts all over again..,..

mojotolo
07-27-2006, 09:59:23
dies, and the story starts all over a1gain..,..
MMMMAAAAAANNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAAAAAAC5932821

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