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GamersHood
12-12-2005, 22:07:30
Link:

http://www.kingdomofloathing.com


Web based RPG

Unregistered
12-12-2005, 22:18:51
Please say if it's good, as currently I can't be bothering signing up ..

Fertfreak
12-13-2005, 00:53:39
I signed up well over a year ago, and never regretted it. I can safely say that it's generally quite funny, while being somewhat politically incorrect with a decent helping of bad puns.

Unregistered
12-13-2005, 02:21:45
DUUUUUUUDDDDDEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
I TOTALLY LOVE THIS GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
;) submitted it too..... :)
usernames saphyre, look me up


i think the games great, but it totally messes up my computer
did u know htere was an advent calendar????? i missed the first 14!!!!, cause i couldnt go on for the longest time and my sis thought i knew and totally didnt tell me

WWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !
she said people got petreified time necklaces.... plz tell me that isnt true :(
do u have ANY idea how much petriefied time costs?????!!!!???!!!
*if you're quitting, do mind giving me all your stuff???
thx :)

hehe, i like rambling....

Zebezd
12-17-2005, 08:39:36
hey, how do i play this game!? i registered an account, but i can't do anything... it says "operation timed out while connecting to..."

Zebezd

Unregistered
12-17-2005, 19:19:11
i think your computer is having trouble loading kingdom of loathing...
otherwise, kingdom of loathing is an rpg (role playing game)

the dunce
12-19-2005, 01:11:56
OMG I JUST STARTED PLAYIN THIS GAME ITS SOOOOOO AWSOME!!! OH AND YOU CAN LIKE LOOK ME UP OR SEND ME A MESSAGE MY DUDES NAME IS
the dunce :D :D :D

three
12-19-2005, 02:25:59
Dear dunce, as a girl, I find that offensive.

Where is a place I can go to get something to eat?

Unregistered
12-22-2005, 00:34:24
three, u can pick up food/ingredients when u go adventuring, or, u can probably buy things like spicy noodles, hell ramen, and/or booze in the mall.

annu
01-04-2006, 18:34:23
This is the best game ever! I'm having so mjuch fun, even some free cooking! Look me up: annu or schie!

Annu

Artic Rose
01-08-2006, 04:03:31
I need gravy or I can't fight my nemesis. I can't find it at the flea market or at the mall, unless fairy gravy is good enough? But that costs a lot right now.

-X-

Saphyre
01-14-2006, 02:01:13
I need gravy or I can't fight my nemesis. I can't find it at the flea market or at the mall, unless fairy gravy is good enough? But that costs a lot right now.

-X-


i think u find fairy gravy (its the only gravy in the game) in the haiku dungeon. u might have'ta adventure for a while tho 8-|



*this has nothing to do w/KoL, but all the avatars come from FinalFantasy, Neopets.com, or i can recognize the people (in the avatars) 'cause they all come from the various manga (japenese graphic novels) that i read... i plan on switching between my favs every 5 days or so... :D

actually, i just realized somethin'...
if u give me your username (KoL), i can send meat/items to u if u need help :D

Artic Rose
01-15-2006, 00:46:42
actually, i just realized somethin'...
if u give me your username (KoL), i can send meat/items to u if u need help :D


Yeah I finally got the gravy and that quest is complete, but now I have to help the Deep Fat Friars haha. Look me up in the game if you want, I'm Xantica.

-X-

Unregistered
01-15-2006, 10:11:21
how do u get across the orc chasm, in the letter Ive opened the tresure chest and found a house but i cant get anywhere else and the house doesnt help me across

Saphyre
01-20-2006, 02:41:01
how do u get across the orc chasm, in the letter Ive opened the tresure chest and found a house but i cant get anywhere else and the house doesnt help me across


well, u need an abridged dictionary. you can find them in the pirates cove, but i dont remember how

and of COURSE the house doesnt get you across!!!! it just gives u back more health/mana when u rest!! i'd thought it t'was preeettyy obvious- oh well...

by "treasure chest" i think u mean that one quest (cant remember its name)
did u remeber to type in the cheat code? it'll give tons (and i mean TONS!) of stats to u.

Unregistered
01-20-2006, 23:55:44
the strange leaflet code is plugh

thexreject
01-25-2006, 00:40:26
actually, i just realized somethin'...
if u give me your username (KoL), i can send meat/items to u if u need help :Dmines thexreject i could use some meat

Unregistered
02-10-2006, 22:51:44
actually, i just realized somethin'...
if u give me your username (KoL), i can send meat/items to u if u need help :D


actually, scratch that...
i wont be able to play for somewhile 'cause my comp breaks down after playing KoL for awhile :*( ....
the only time i'll be able to log on is when i go to the library, and i'm not going anytime soon...
sorry :(

magsta
02-20-2006, 01:42:59
help how do i bet the rats

never mind i got it

does no one play this

Artic Rose
02-28-2006, 19:57:52
Apparently not many people from here do :/ Oh well.

-X-

YoungEmpirer
03-04-2006, 09:18:38
I do play it... im YoungEmpirer and Youngemp havent really amounted to anything in the time ive played but Youngemp can just about woop every monsters butt in this game and YoungEmpirer went through ronin not long ago.

magsta
03-15-2006, 20:08:16
helllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooo

Artic Rose
03-20-2006, 20:38:37
I do play it... im YoungEmpirer and Youngemp havent really amounted to anything in the time ive played but Youngemp can just about woop every monsters butt in this game and YoungEmpirer went through ronin not long ago.

Yeah I had enough moxie to avoid almost every monster so I decided to finally ascend. Now I'm only level 3 :( so boring. lol oh well

-X-

wirodeu
03-25-2006, 18:28:05
Im playing this also And i like it sooooooooooooooooo much!
Im lvl 8 :)
My username is:
wirodeu

Gamester
04-01-2006, 15:40:25
i play this as well im level 11 and now theyve sold their site so we cant play it no more cause it dont exist any more i did it all for nothing boooooo hooooooooooo

Saphyre
04-02-2006, 03:35:00
OMG!!!!!!
THE HAIKU ORACLE'S CLOSED TODAY!!!
OMG! ***!

OMG! ***! THEY'RE SELLING THE GAME!?!?!?!?!? ***!?!?!?!

heeeyyyy.... kingdomofloathing.com is up for sale...
it took me 4eva to be able to play again 'cause it kept sending me to this other site...

dont you just love this game!?!?!
but its taking me forever to beat the stupid NS...
oh well...

and no, they didnt sell it... yet... if u use the gamershood.com link, you should be able to play...

i wish I could buy it... but i've no money to buy it with... :*(

i hope they just dont delete the game... taht'd be awfull.... :*(

oh yeah... for any1 who doesnt know.. THE SPECTRAL PICKLE FACTORY HAS COME TO TOWN!!!! its in the plains... just keep cliking on the empty squares till u find it...

good luck

(they're beastly hard to kiill...)

:D

Artic Rose
04-03-2006, 19:06:49
Yes, it was quite the April Fool's joke :P

I wish I could have fought in the factory, but I'm not even level 8 yet in hardcore, it would have taken forever to build up enough stat points to beat those monsters.

-X-

dermik
04-07-2006, 12:57:52
how to get adveture points? :fol:

Artic Rose
04-08-2006, 17:19:31
You can get more adventures by eating, drinking, having a meat maid at your campsite, being in a clan, or having certain pieces of equipment during rollover (dead guy's watch, time pieces, chrome weapons, etc.). After rollover you will have your 40 standard adventures back, plus any from the day before, plus any from what I listed above.


-X-

thedribz
04-09-2006, 05:35:40
Love KOL, I have been playing it for around a year now. Great fun. Just beet the ns and have ascended for the first time, and really enjoying it heaps. If you need help, look for me, my kol name is the same as my name here: thedribz
Message me and I will message help back. (I am in Hardcore, so I cannot receive any items or meat :()

Saphyre
04-15-2006, 20:23:59
arg... the NS is SOOO hard to kill...grrrrrrrr
i'm lvl 17, and i cant get past her 2nd form...

bige92
04-23-2006, 18:21:38
when i put in may user & password it says to put in an activation code wat is dat

Mistery
04-23-2006, 18:37:57
You should receive an activation code after registering and must enter this first.

bige92
04-24-2006, 17:42:00
tanx, but now can't even get meat

Traid Dude
05-01-2006, 03:10:28
The Kingdom of Loathing gotta be one of the best partically text-based games ever!I'm already level 7 and it's totally free!

My avatar is acually made by me but I had to innovate for the burrito.

I'm a burrito nut!

Off-topic:First post ever here!

dermik
05-01-2006, 11:59:23
in some places i cant go.it says:you need some protection bla,bla,bla.where can i get the protection???

Traid Dude
05-02-2006, 00:16:31
[QUOTE=Traid Dude]I'll tell you bout' the protection stuff.A example of "protection" in the spoiler below(WARNING!).

In the bat cave,you cannot go into the guano area without something to block the stench,you'll need to fight in the entryway until you get a pine-air-freshener(or something like that) and equip it.

In the guano area you have to get something to protect yourself from the rat-bat & bat-rat chamber or the beanbat chamber(nethier chamber is NOT nessary for the quest to fight there,you need sonar-in-biscuits to destroy all walls which are found in the guano area).

dermik
05-07-2006, 14:41:49
thanx!!!

Sammy D
05-16-2006, 16:21:49
Here is a site that is good for spoilers

don't know how to do links so I'll just type it in

http://www.subjunctive.net/kol/FrontPage.html

Saphyre
06-09-2006, 15:34:56
ug....i'm a lvl 17 pastamancer and i STILL cant beat the **** NS....
grrr

havent been on for a while tho..

and its not very hard to find kingdomofloathing spoiler you know...just google 'kingdom of loathing spoiler' or something like that...

my favorite spoiler site is http://s93834343.onlinehome.us/kol.html#q-sft

does any1 know how to get past the penguins?

azmi3000
06-21-2006, 04:48:14
anyone who needs help in KoL msg me in KoL my user is azmi3000 or azmi1000 i forgot (^_^')

MEGADOOMER
07-01-2006, 21:12:38
how long does it take to get activation code

Ligi
07-02-2006, 17:11:29
what do i do if i wasted all my adventures in Noob Cave?
I can't even go and kill bunnies!
(oh bty im level 2 :/...)

AlchemyRocks
07-04-2006, 21:37:24
what do i do if i wasted all my adventures in Noob Cave?
I can't even go and kill bunnies!
(oh bty im level 2 :/...)

wait until you get some more adventures and keep at it.

kenJIx
07-06-2006, 00:46:12
.. this game sucks.

Saphyre
07-06-2006, 16:22:51
.. this game sucks.

IT DOES NOT!!!!
ITS THE BEST RPG GAME I HAVE COME ACROSS IN MY YEAR OF PLAYING!
you just have no sense of humor


what do i do if i wasted all my adventures in Noob Cave?
I can't even go and kill bunnies!
(oh bty im level 2 :/...)
you can gain extra adventures by eating or drinking booze (just be careful not to get drunk)
if u cant kill bunnies yet, a better weapon might help. The Outskirts of Cobbs Knob might be an ideal place to adventure once you are able to.

crazy mad0
07-15-2006, 13:27:50
ive ascended and if u need help just assk !!!!

Heartofthedark
07-25-2006, 20:27:38
if anyone wants to send me some meat ill appreciate it my name on KoL is heartofthedark
:D

wirodeu
07-25-2006, 21:01:43
I'm Pretty far at this game... lvl 7 or 8 dont remember gonna check it now!
I will post a list whit the things i had .. and if needed help send an pm to me or
post it here!

Edit: Why does no-one post here anymore?

bige92
07-28-2006, 10:16:26
does any1 know how to send items

Saphyre
07-28-2006, 13:17:10
does any1 know how to send items

you can go to the gift shop and go to the back room to send a gift package. but thats not very effective if you want to give away a lot of stuff. its more for...gifts.
you can also go to 'messages' and click 'send message'. you can send stuff/meat there.

bige92
07-28-2006, 13:33:11
well how wants wat i got

p.s. don't ask me wat it is i haven't a clue

Heartofthedark
07-28-2006, 17:16:57
meeeeee

bige92
07-28-2006, 17:30:17
oh sorry... i sent a pm to u

Heartofthedark
07-28-2006, 17:35:14
i didnt get a pm on KoL

bige92
07-28-2006, 18:14:25
now u did

dlomaximo
07-28-2006, 19:21:06
http://images.kingdomofloathing.com/otherimages/pastamancer.gif
dlomaximo (#1008281)
Level 2
Yeast Scholar
Statistics:

Current Hit Points: 5
Maximum Hit Points: 11

Current Mana Points: 2
Maximum Mana Points: 13 (base: 7)

Muscle: 8
(11/17)

Mysticality: 9 (base: 7)
(13/15)

Moxie: 5
(3/11)

Adventures remaining: 0
Meat: 0

Turns Played: 80
Days Played: 0



Advancement:

You must gain 1 Mysticality to advance to level 3.



Effects:



Pasta Oneness (10)



Skills:
(click the skill name for a description)

Manicotti Meditation


is this ok?
i dont know what to do plz help

Saphyre
07-29-2006, 13:09:51
@dlomaximo: you might want to specify what you need the help for

dlomaximo
07-29-2006, 20:23:06
@dlomaximo: you might want to specify what you need the help for

^^ well i dont have any question YET

Saphyre
07-30-2006, 02:48:16
o.O

then why ask for help if you dont need it? -_-;;

the dunce
07-31-2006, 17:41:19
heres my guy:


the dunce (#1005887)
Level 5
Beat Snatcher
Statistics:

Current Hit Points: 3
Maximum Hit Points: 39 (base: 21)

Current Mojo Points: 12
Maximum Mojo Points: 18 (base: 10)

Muscle: 36 (base: 18)
(7/37)

Mysticality: 18 (base: 12)
(20/25)

Moxie: 26 (base: 23)
(1/47)

Stench Protection: Meager
Adventures remaining: 0
Meat: 1,211
Favorite Food: bowl of cottage cheese
Favorite Booze: shot of orange schnapps

Turns Played: 470
Days Played: 4



Advancement:

You must gain 6 Moxie to advance to level 6.



PvP:

Fights Left Today: 10
Ranking: 10
Fights Won: 4
Fights Lost: 6




Equipment:

Cloaca-Cola helmet
spooky stick
Cloaca-Cola fatigues
Pine-Fresh air freshener
ye olde golde frontes
shiny ring


Skills:
(click the skill name for a description)

Disco Aerobics





Current Familiar:

damn mosquito, the 11-pound Mosquito (130 kills)

memyselfandi
08-04-2006, 15:11:59
i've been playing for a long time, kmail me for free stuff @ flubble and join my clan, the organization of looted clans! it rox!

Saphyre
08-04-2006, 22:24:07
welll, since we all seem to be showing off our stats, here are mine:

Saphyre (#550172)
Level 18
Pastamancer

Statistics:
Current Hit Points: 262
Maximum Hit Points: 267 (base: 213)
Current Mana Points: 489
Maximum Mana Points: 489 (base: 444)
Muscle:
210

(265/421)
Mysticality:
306 (base: 298)

(420/597)
Moxie:
205

(61/411)
Hot Protection: Minor
Stench Protection: Meager
Adventures remaining: 62
Meat: 15,443
Favorite Food: hot wing
Favorite Booze: ice-cold Willer
Turns Played: 13374
Days Played: 401

Advancement:
You must gain 30 Mysticality to advance to level 19.

Equipment:
star hat
star staff
star pants
chocolate spurs



Skills:
(click the skill name for a description)
Liver of Steel
Manicotti Meditation
Minor Ray of Something
Entangling Noodles
eXtreme Ray of Something
Pastamastery
Cone of Whatever
Weapon of the Pastalord
Lasagna Bandages
Leash of Linguini
Spirit of Rigatoni
Cannelloni Cocoon
Spirit of Ravioli
Springy Fusilli
Tolerance of the Kitchen
Flavour of Magic
Transcendental Noodlecraft

Current Familiar:
Got, the 25-pound Cocoabo (400 kills)

wirodeu
08-10-2006, 12:06:17
I´m now lvl 10 some moxie point and i´m lvl 11 Ascending here i come!

And who wanna hear something funny?
Well try this
Say Orc Chasm Loud and quick...
Lol


Pm, Email , Or Kmail Me My name on Kol Is wirodeu

Saphyre
08-10-2006, 18:33:04
@wirodeu: Uhhhh. No. Hate to break it to ya, but you're not going to be ascending anytime soon. I'm serious. the NS just. wont. die!!!! grrrrr... She doesnt die easily...
but of course, I could just be pathetic... ^^;;

wirodeu
08-13-2006, 17:25:10
To kill the NS you need to have some weapons
http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/The_Sorceress%27_Tower

Try it there...
Whitout the weapons you wont be defeating here even not when lvl 50!
Try it there...

Saphyre
08-13-2006, 18:02:27
@wirodeu: thx, but i've already tried all of that...but i havent tried using my pickle yet...i've been using my barrnacle...
so, THX!

bread
08-13-2006, 19:34:20
i know the disco dance of doom yay

wirodeu
08-14-2006, 09:10:36
Succes! I'm now needing some stars and lines could you fight at the black hole for some? I'm Too weak but i want to be lvl 11 when defeating the NS
I can pay for it if you want?
200 For a line?
300 For a star?

And people you should try the clan of me and bread
the cheese-man brother


Tips:
Try making an key lime pie

Jarlsberg , Boris or sneaky pete key + Lime = " " Key lime
Gnollish pie tin + Wad of dough = Pie crust

Pie crust + " " Key lime = " " Key lime pie
Gives about 13 - 14 adventures! You can eat tree of them!
Whit spleen of steel 4 or maybe even 5 !

If 3: Around 40 adventures!
If 5: Around 70 adventures!
And if you want a good drink?
Take some Mad train wine from the clan stash give 3 - 4 adventures
Takes 3 drunkness
Better then 1 adventure - 1 drunkness!

Try the rockin wagon!
10 - 14 adventures!

Olive + bottle of vodka = Vodka martini
Vodka martini + magical ice cubes = Rockin' Wagon

When you drink it:

You drink the fruity girl drink.
You gain 10-14 Adventures.

You gain 34-36 Chutzpah.

You gain 4 Drunkenness.

For questions pm me , Kmail me or Mail me at Kevinbroekman@hotmail.com
For donations if you like to donate...
My name's Just wirodeu there :P


A lot of this information is from The kol wiki! (http://kol.coldfront.net/thekolwiki/index.php/Main_Page)

For more help look there or mail kmail or mail me you should already know lol!
See you Loathing!

Saphyre
08-16-2006, 00:53:47
:huh:
wow.
that was....easy
i finally defeated the NS...
jeez.
I just used my eXtreme ray of Something the whole time. i never even had to use any items! which is odd, cuz the other times i had fought the NS, i was never able to use any skills/items...of course, having lost somewhere around 10 times might've helped...

i havent ascended yet though...i'm still trying to figure out which path/sign i should take....
anyone have any hints/suggestions?

wirodeu
08-16-2006, 09:52:54
Well i should choose an moxie sign...
Cause that's what i'm going to do...

Saphyre
08-16-2006, 13:06:13
being a pastamancer, i should probably choose a mysticality sign....but i really wanted to gain access to the Gnomish Gnomads Camp...oh well.

but if i'm to go with a mysticality sign, i'm gonna choose the platypus, seeing as i have no use for the other mysticality signs...

i've narrowed down my choices (for paths):
hardcore teetotaler
hardcore
softcore teetotaler (is this even possible?)
softcore (probably not going to choose this one)

wirodeu
08-16-2006, 16:21:10
i'm going for Hardcore Oxygenarian

Saphyre
08-16-2006, 19:35:12
i was going thru my facts again, and i just might go with hardcore oxygenarion...
and i'm probably going to go with a muscle sign, now that i think of it...

can you switch classes after/during ascension?
i'm pretty sure you can...

Artic Rose
08-18-2006, 14:30:23
Saphyre:

Yes, softcore: teetotaler is possible, as is softcore: oxygenarian, softcore: boozefetarian, and softcore:no path. All four work for hardcore as well.

Important note: Hardcore Oxygenarian with little or no HP skills (hardcore permanent skills) will take over a month to complete, even with the best of planning and strategizing, so be prepared! I would suggest doing it after a Hardcore ascension, I will not spoil why, there are a few reasons. If you have ascended before you probably know why.


In addition, you may not switch paths/classes in the middle of an ascension. You can, however, drop any restrictions (Hardcore, Teetotaler, Oxygenarian, Boozefetarian). If you decide on softcore, you may not drop Ronin.

Hope this helps, you can always ask me any questions in the game (Xantica #752130) And if I don't have the answer I'll find someone who does. :)

-X-

Slimy Jim
08-18-2006, 19:32:42
Just wanted to say that this is an awesome game. I am a level 11 (I think) Seal Clubber. I am currently doing familiar bit of the tower and I am hoping to ascend in the next couple of weeks

bread
08-18-2006, 19:38:55
i am a level 6 disco bandit

Saphyre
08-18-2006, 20:51:51
Thx Artic Rose!
alrighty then!
i'll just go with hardcore then.

if you cant switch classes, then how do you get the trophy "Jack-of-All-Trades"?

and i still cant decide if i want to go with the Platypus or the Packrat.
I'm a pastamancer, so i should probably go with a mysticality sign, but i really wanted access to the Gnomish Gnomad Camp...

Slimy Jim
08-24-2006, 17:45:07
This is the best game ever. There is so much to do and is not nearly as repetitive as most other games.

P.S join Greenling and friends (clan)

Saphyre
08-24-2006, 18:09:59
Join The Grand Funk Today! The Grand Funk Has A Meat Tree (With Over 5 Million Meat In It) Which Means You Get 500 Meat A Day.The Grand Funk Also Has A Calender, Which Grants You 3 Extra Adventures Every Single Day! Plus The Grand Funk Has Many Veteran Players (Including Me) Who Are Happy To Help You Whenever They Can. So Join Today! You Wont Regret It!

bread
08-25-2006, 23:00:36
hey everyone join my new clan

"YAY the clan"

we need donations to keep it alive and for upgrades

contribute meat NOW

So Anyone Wanna Give Me Some Meat Please Give Me Meat I Only Have 30 And No Adventures Left

damn you kol damn you

um how do i accept the meat wirodeu gave me in a message

it says

[broken pic]you gain 2000 meat

but i didn't gain 2000 meat

i still had 16

nooooooooooo

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 12:29:36
You gotta send you'r weenie in a box you recieved to the council of loathing
then you complete the : Trade quest
you unlock a new area called The noob hell
Go there and lock yourself into an freezer Then burn yourself to hell
And complete the: Bread Baker quest by buying 100 pieces of chewing gum on a string then go into the sewer and get stuff out there .. there will be:
My 2000 meat for you 500 extra meat An ultra rare and 500 extra adventures!
The things like Lock yourselfi n the freezer are options you get to choose about
Be happy and have fun!

bread
08-26-2006, 12:30:50
Yay

EDIT:i have no weenie in a box:(

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 12:37:25
Didnt you recieved it at the start? I started about a year ago so it could have changed..

EDIT:I know it now ! (I think) Can you collect 5 spider webs at the sleazy back alley? And then give them to Miss.Pinky (At the PinkPonyBar)
And ask her for a NightWhitFight For 10 meat she will then challenge you whit an drunk fight you get then 10 minutes to get drunk.
Then you go back to the PinkPonyBar And she will give you an weenie
The adcenture at the "FUN" house For an box
Combine the two things for an Weenie-box
Then Do all the things again for another weenie-box and combine those for an weenie-in-an-box

bread
08-26-2006, 12:42:23
it changed
:(
damn you weenies

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 12:46:32
Another change! The pinkponybar is now: The typical tavern...

bread
08-26-2006, 12:47:11
yup it used to be so simple:(

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 12:48:05
I will try again ... And then look if it comes to you ... I will send you an item that might open up the Meat-Give-Panel ....

hEY! Look at your message! All my messages do put an extra message at the end now! :( I saw it in my outbox this message is added to all my posts:
N00B i dont give to beggers,,,
Maybe did that happend because you dont have opened the meat panel and asked for meat... I will now try to send you the item...

bread
08-26-2006, 12:50:33
omg i have 3 spider webs
and i am on a quest to get 5
but i am drunk and out of adventures ;)


EDIT:kol hates me:(

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 12:54:48
Nahh ... I think Kol just want to make it as hard as possible ...
Or it's just that kol hates you...

bread
08-26-2006, 12:55:36
lol it works now thnx

i sent u 3 worthless pieces of dough

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 12:57:31
I sent u 4 pieces back ... LOL
They arent worthless they are usable in some recipes...

bread
08-26-2006, 13:01:00
cool
lol

EDIT:it's all coming into place now

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 13:02:00
Wanna make an clan together fleep? (Bread)
And do you need some items i can give you alot ...

bread
08-26-2006, 13:03:53
sure kk

i have a failing clan with 0 members but we should make another


i almost have the meat cart made

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 13:04:51
I have 4 multi's that can be in the clan too so then we have 6 members!
Do you have ani multi's (Extra accounts) One thing.. If you have one DO NOT
abuse it ...

Which stuff shal i take from my last clan ?
I have 3000 karma left...

bread
08-26-2006, 13:05:31
nope i have but only 1


But WHich stuff shal i take?


i dunno

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 13:07:07
But WHich stuff shal i take?

bread
08-26-2006, 13:07:18
so what should this clan be called

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 13:08:08
The Cheese-Man Brothers ?

bread
08-26-2006, 13:10:34
...k...

lol nice name yup i like it it has an edge

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 13:11:48
Ok .. I'm almost finished whit using up my clan's karma....
In 5 minutes we are having an clan!

bread
08-26-2006, 13:12:36
lol taking then leaving

or i could make the clan
i=lvl 7
amzingly

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 13:15:34
I Forgot to put in a s So it's The cheese-Man Brother
Sign up quickly!

bread
08-26-2006, 13:16:38
kk.

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 13:17:09
And i'm lvl 12 did you know that?
I'm gonna beat the game very soon (Killing the Naughty Sorcerress)

bread
08-26-2006, 13:18:02
i knew
nice

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 13:19:49
Your in now!

bread
08-26-2006, 13:20:29
Yay

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 13:22:38
One thing ... As leaders whe should probally not take out things of the stash k?
Just put in ...

bread
08-26-2006, 13:29:05
yeah thats what i am doing not taking

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 13:33:43
Ok .... Now let's put stuff in!

bread
08-26-2006, 13:34:29
will do

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 13:37:13
You can click on the + Sign to put more than 1 item at once in the stash...

bread
08-26-2006, 13:37:55
i know

i added some willer beer

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 13:38:29
Ok i added Loads of items ...

bread
08-26-2006, 13:39:16
kk and soon we will buy training stuff when we both save up enough
i will start saving now

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 13:41:13
Your an disco bandit isnt it?

bread
08-26-2006, 13:41:35
yup they rock

i nearly completed my guild quest 1 part to go

you are a...

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 13:43:35
Whats your moxie?
Cause i know an way to get 25000 meat per 50 adventures ...
That's the way i gonna make cash

bread
08-26-2006, 13:44:45
it is 52

in 1 more point i become lvl

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 13:46:22
That isnt high enough to go meatfarming sorry you gotta have twice as much...

bread
08-26-2006, 13:47:03
wow well atleast i am half way

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 13:47:27
Yeah ... Look at the clan - coffer!

bread
08-26-2006, 13:48:40
yay looking

EDIT wooooooooooow you must be rich :yay:

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 13:49:56
Nah... I had 50000 meat ... Now i have 30000 meat...
And now i have 25000 meat Lol!

bread
08-26-2006, 13:50:31
lol
in a week i could maybe save 10,000
i did it before well to 8000

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 13:51:11
And one thing ... don't beg in the clan K?

bread
08-26-2006, 13:51:30
i won't

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 13:52:14
Bread ... Go out the clan now ... Then make a own clan And then i attack your clan once then you stop whit your clan and go back in this clan ...

bread
08-26-2006, 13:52:37
kk
thanx for meat


EDIT:clan123z

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 13:53:16
NO problem! Tell me the name of the clan...

bread
08-26-2006, 13:55:38
i did look in edit above u

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 13:57:27
Sorry does not works ... it gotta be a clan whit a bag of goodies ...

bread
08-26-2006, 13:57:56
i buy it

should i?

should i buy the goodie bag

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 13:59:10
Yes...
But we lost some meat (10000):(
Buy 1 bag ...

Wait do not buy yet!!!

bread
08-26-2006, 13:59:52
kk how lose meat

kk i won't

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 14:00:57
THey had an phantom trollbooth which will make you pay 10000 meat...

bread
08-26-2006, 14:02:24
damn we need 1 of those i will save for armyness

can i come back to cheese brother clan now

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 14:05:15
Ow yeah i did forgot ... Lol You are not allowed to get back in! Muwhahahaha
No lol ... YOu will be back in soon...
You must apply to the clan again

bread
08-26-2006, 14:05:48
YAY

i was scared there for a minute

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 14:07:32
Do you come soon?
First leave your clan and then come here...

bread
08-26-2006, 14:13:20
kk sorry i missed post

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 14:13:59
Ok...

bread
08-26-2006, 14:14:50
i add moxie magnet to our clan goodies horde

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 14:17:24
K...
I´m gonna leave now i´ll be back tommorow or maybe today bye..

150 posts!

bread
08-26-2006, 14:17:48
kk see ya

Saphyre
08-26-2006, 14:45:21
^_^;;
wow...you two sure have your plans all laid out don't you?


lol, and I think I'm getting too attached to my current status...I dont think I want to ascend! Lol...^_^;;

I'd better go ascend now before I change my mind!

bread
08-26-2006, 14:48:53
lol
1 more spider web and i get a
really really sticky spider web

Saphyre
08-26-2006, 14:52:35
I think the higher your stats, the more meat you get...
I'm using up (most) of my adv. before I ascend (in the Icy Peak) and now I'm getting 400-500 meat from each yetti....but of course, I'm also using my Leprechaun...*shrugs*

bread
08-26-2006, 14:56:02
yay i got the really reall sticky spider web

Saphyre
08-26-2006, 14:57:57
congrats ^_^

YAY!!!
I earn 60000 meat a day now!
Lol!
Quite a bit!

bread
08-26-2006, 15:00:27
lol u lucky

Saphyre
08-26-2006, 15:03:37
not really
i dont play every day, so i accumulate 200adv
200adv plus a Leprechaun at one of the highest meat-gain areas (and 60 some meat vortexes) equals a whole lot of meat
^_^

what's your username bread?

bread
08-26-2006, 15:05:41
my username=fleep11

and it's alot of meat to me

Saphyre
08-26-2006, 15:08:43
do you have a leprechaun?

bread
08-26-2006, 15:09:45
no but i know how to get 1
lucky charms

Saphyre
08-26-2006, 15:15:10
You should get one
They're incredibly helpful
Cocoabo's do the same too, but they also attack and confuse
But I think Leprechaun's are better for getting meat
They [Leprechauns] give you more meat gain the Cocoabo's do
And Ghouls too, I think...

bread
08-26-2006, 15:16:09
i get 1

edit:lucky charms cost meat:(

Saphyre
08-26-2006, 15:25:32
not really....
use a ten leaf clover and adv in the Haunted Woods

...I would've sent you some, but i just ascended....-_-;;

bread
08-26-2006, 15:28:02
lol i ALWAYS UNLUCKY

Saphyre
08-26-2006, 15:39:11
^^;;
lol, sry 'bout that...

i should be able to send you something once i use up my ronin period...
jeez, valhalla is...well...boring!
there are only four places to adv in....
sheesh!

bread
08-26-2006, 15:40:49
lol

i made a bitchin meatcar

Saphyre
08-26-2006, 15:46:41
YEAH!
I'M BACK!
N00000000000000000BBB!!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

My choices:
HC Oxygenarian
Pastamancer
Packrat

bread
08-26-2006, 15:49:24
lol

Saphyre
08-26-2006, 15:52:50
wow!
i forgot what it was like to have such low stats!
and to start out with nothing too!

*squeals*
i'm having so much FUN!
LOL

bread
08-26-2006, 15:55:15
lol u lucky(again)

Saphyre
08-26-2006, 15:59:38
*smiles happily*
but wow! is it hard!
lol, i've gotten so used to being able to kill monsters in one blow...^^;;

ah well...and hardcore is worse becuase of the limits...*shrugs*
AH WELL!
at least i get the really cool rewards!

bread
08-26-2006, 16:01:24
lol yeah

Saphyre
08-26-2006, 16:24:14
lol, i'm so retarded....
i forgot i can get items from my clan stash too!!
i guess its becuase i rarely need anything...^^;;

gahhhhh....nvm....hardcore restrictions...

bread
08-26-2006, 16:29:08
lol hardcore=bad

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 17:23:37
Hey bread i'm back!

bread
08-26-2006, 17:24:56
Yay I Donated Some Rare(i Think) Stuff

wait 1 min

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 17:26:28
Nope sorry not rare .... They only look (Somehow) Rare to make ... But sorry not rare..

bread
08-26-2006, 17:26:59
kk.
:(

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 17:27:33
I'm going to eat now Back ina minyte

bread
08-26-2006, 17:30:29
kk.:(

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 17:39:31
Back!

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 17:47:20
Do you need an clan?
Do you want 500 meat Free!
An item pack!
Nice members?
The best ranks ( Only few Available! )
Come to:
The cheese-man brother
The nicest clan for people who are like .... Cheese-man!


WHERE IS BREAD!!!!!
He does not response!!!
WHAAAAAAAHHHH hE IS DOOOOMEEEEEDDDDDD

bread
08-26-2006, 17:54:06
sorry i back now nice welcome

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 17:54:34
YEEAAAAAH Bread isnt Killed by an cow-alien !
Where are you from? I'm from holland and you?

I have made 645 meat from an yeti!
Whit leprechaun ...

bread
08-26-2006, 17:55:20
lol
england

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 17:56:59
Ok...
*Shoots at bread*
Whahahhahahahahha I'm an norwegian And i declare war!!!!!!!
Oops... I forgot that i was from holland Lol!

Now i made 654 meat of an yeti!

bread
08-26-2006, 17:58:47
lol

:D:D:D
i'm scared kol is addictive when u get into it

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 18:06:50
Wow... You did go from 600 to 865 How do u do that!

bread
08-26-2006, 18:08:01
???
what 600-865

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 18:10:10
Posts....

bread
08-26-2006, 18:11:56
oh i post alot

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 18:14:15
...lOL....

bread
08-26-2006, 18:16:00
i have over 2000 posts YAY

bread
08-26-2006, 18:17:33
DAMN i am too drunk to do anything

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 18:18:00
Did about 20 people now....
2000 ?
I see 800 .... No 2000...

bread
08-26-2006, 18:19:05
i had another account here with 1135 posts

cool over 800 posts in 3 weeks

is there a way to get un drunk... not got...not un un drunk...
you get it

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 18:20:18
Ew...
I have sended loads of messages to people now

bread
08-26-2006, 18:20:50
lol i forgot my password

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 18:22:46
Where? Which account (Here or kol)

bread
08-26-2006, 18:23:44
here

we are now practacilly half this thread

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 18:25:04
Your other account?

bread
08-26-2006, 18:26:19
MEGADOOMER

it's a really retarded name now that i think about it

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 18:27:44
....
kk....
How many messages did you send i sended about... 40 messages..

bread
08-26-2006, 18:28:17
i dunno a few

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 18:29:23
K ....
Don't forget to look at the membershiproster For people who want to be in the clan...

bread
08-26-2006, 18:32:20
i will

i have 3 pixels

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 18:33:26
Kk...
I'm going to meat farm.... If worked i could have enough for something to buy for the clan!

bread
08-26-2006, 18:35:00
YAY kk

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 18:35:35
How much meat do you have?

bread
08-26-2006, 18:36:42
1000

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 18:37:04
Ew...
Where did my 5000 go?

bread
08-26-2006, 18:37:50
wait nope sorry 3000
i misread:(

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 18:39:00
Ew...

Ok...
I have around ... 30000 when done farming...

bread
08-26-2006, 18:39:21
lol alot

i must unlock the meat farm

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 18:40:03
Every 10 adventures i get 5000 meat!

Lol!!!! There is no meat farm!
They call it meat farm because it's like farming Beans ....
You go to the icy peak whit 110 moxie (So the yeti's dont attack)
And fight....
That's meat farming!!!

Look at the clan-coffer!

bread
08-26-2006, 18:44:44
kk.

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 18:44:57
Much Isnt it!

bread
08-26-2006, 18:45:47
OMFG.
*jaw drops*
thats alot of meat and that wasn't that long

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 18:46:51
Yeah ...
But out of adventures now ...
Welll If i drink a PinkPony I get 14 Adventures....
But then i get drunk...
Welll What shall I buy?
A gym item for 30000
Or an The Girls of loathin Swim suit calendar
Or the meat tree
Or the phantom trollbooth (That one not yet ...)

bread
08-26-2006, 18:47:31
um i dunno

training s**t maybe

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 18:49:25
I think the Magical book ... For in the gym
And some War stuff...
Look in the clan After 1 minute!

bread
08-26-2006, 18:50:21
YEAH that seems good

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 18:50:52
A clan gym whit the book!
And Now look at the war room!
We have some war stuff!

bread
08-26-2006, 18:51:25
cool

EDIT:more oatmeal YAY 77 days worth thats enough for me

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 18:52:12
I'm going now.... Bye See ya tommorow!
Whit new adventures and new MeatFarming!!!!!

bread
08-26-2006, 18:52:56
bye bye

wirodeu
08-26-2006, 19:39:51
Back!

bread
08-26-2006, 19:46:15
yay

Saphyre
08-26-2006, 20:39:34
y'know, not to be nosy or anything, but after you finish with your war-item shopping spree, you might want to buy the calander and/or the meat tree
a clan with a calender gives 3 extra adv a day, and a clan w/ a meat tree (with over...50000?) gives 500 meat a day
these extra incentives might help recruit people

bread
08-26-2006, 22:37:20
nice idea we will save for da meat tree
so thats why i was getting more meat per day

wirodeu
08-28-2006, 13:55:43
I already knew that ...
I have around 150 adventures after eating and drinking....
So... That will be loads of meat!
Maybe Both can be bought!

bread
08-28-2006, 14:00:56
yay thats way cool

wirodeu
08-28-2006, 14:08:39
Hey bread!
I'm back!
We have 3 new members!
Didnt you checked yesterday?
I was off yesterday.... Go to kol!

bread
08-28-2006, 14:10:01
lol sorry
kk yay

wirodeu
08-28-2006, 14:10:25
I'm going to meat farm now ...

bread
08-28-2006, 14:10:55
yay meat farming:DDDDD
i wish i could meat farm:(

wirodeu
08-28-2006, 14:18:35
Got 160 adventures!
Gonna meat farm for 100 adventures first!

bread
08-28-2006, 14:19:13
lol cool lots-o-meat you have

EDIT:yay i am now level 8

wirodeu
08-28-2006, 14:21:25
Yay!!!!
Cngrtltns!

bread
08-28-2006, 14:22:37
thanx lol

wirodeu
08-28-2006, 14:23:43
25000 Extra meat already From 50 adventures!

bread
08-28-2006, 14:24:30
YAY
lol cool!!!

wirodeu
08-28-2006, 14:24:50
Yeah!

bread
08-28-2006, 14:27:03
we have taken over this thread now we are at least half

wirodeu
08-28-2006, 14:29:50
Lol....
I have made 50000 meat !
From 100 adventures!

bread
08-28-2006, 14:31:00
cool:D

so what we buy

wirodeu
08-28-2006, 14:34:08
I gonna buy 5000 chewing gums on a string!
That´s going to help us on our quest to chewingham!

wirodeu
08-28-2006, 14:35:26
I have 100 yeti furs!
If i make them into one of the skins...
That 100 x 160!!!
16000 Meat !

bread
08-28-2006, 14:36:44
yay
omg

i have drinks
i found lots of different drinks in only my last 10 adventures
want some

wirodeu
08-28-2006, 14:37:02
Which drinks?

bread
08-28-2006, 14:38:41
um

boxed wine
strawberry diaqiri
shot of tomato schnapps
bottle of rum
and
rum of cola

(i never said they were good)

wirodeu
08-28-2006, 14:43:55
Drink the boxed wine and tomato schnapps yourself And donate the other to the stash...

bread
08-28-2006, 14:45:34
kk will do