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Elni
09-19-2007, 22:27:01
Hello ladies.
As most of you know, Hitman will complete any requests for all girls of GH Planet ask, anything at all (followed by the RULES always ;) ). This is his punishment of smooching too many girls :haha:
His punishment will last for one week starting from now. So enjoy :D

Edit: One more rule. If Hitman asks for something in return give him this :boot:
Only SimplyCrazy is allowed to smooch Hitman as she is her husband :P

I'll start

As for my first day, well night cause is night here, I would like:
1. a chocolate drink surved with marshmallows and cream, to my bed
2. a nice head massage, while turning the pages of the book I am reading
3. cleaning the room
4. put some nice flowers at the vase
5. organizing my desk
6. read me a bedtime story, with nice end, when I get bored to read my book
7. read the news from the online newspapers
8. prepare the food I'll take tomorrow at work
9. make sure that the alarm will be on time for me to wake up
10 and most important to make sure that there is no noise anywhere near my flat, so I can sleep like a baby
That is enough for now :D

Hitman
09-19-2007, 22:32:53
But, I'd like something in return. I'd like a smooch from every single girl that posts requests in a day. I guess that's fair :P

Iva
09-19-2007, 22:34:12
:haha: Yaaaaaayyy!
Ok the first day:
1. Coffee in bed
2. Choose my outfit
3. Walk my dogs
4. Vacuum the house
5. Prepare lunch and dinner
6. Give footmassage while I'm on da hood
7. Give a nice relaxing massage
8. Sing lullaby's till I fall asleep

EDIT: No you wont get one!! :haha:

EDIT 2: I've deleted my smooch :D

Elni
09-19-2007, 22:36:04
No no smooches!!! It is you punishment for too much smooching...so no smooching :haha:
I put a new rule in the first thread :P

Lilliputt
09-19-2007, 22:37:11
Aww... butaaa... what if I want ta smooch as a PUNISHMENT? :haha:

Hitman
09-19-2007, 22:39:01
Okay then Elni. No smooches :mhmh:

Iva, thank you dear. :hug:

I'll start completing your requests soon :D

Lilli, ROOOOOFL!! :haha: :haha:

SimplyCrazy
09-19-2007, 22:44:34
No no smooches!!! It is you punishment for too much smooching...so no smooching :haha:
I put a new rule in the first thread :P
I agree on that one! :mhmh:

Can I play too, btw? :D

Elni
09-19-2007, 22:50:06
LOL I am glad u agree with me :D

Of course u can :D any women is more than welcome in here

Hitman
09-19-2007, 22:52:50
I agree on that one! :mhmh:

Can I play too, btw? :D
You are supposed to be on my side. :mhmh:

SimplyCrazy
09-19-2007, 23:03:01
Why? That's not fun :evil: Besides I agree :wink:

Weeeeell (he's allowed to smooch me, right?)

1. :hug: me
2. Buy me roses
3. Clear the living room of beer cans
4. Pretty much clean the whole house of all your mess
5. Take a bath once in a while, already! :P

Elni
09-19-2007, 23:04:14
he is your husband so I make a small change at da rule ;)

Hitman
09-19-2007, 23:06:07
LOL Elni :haha: Just saw the new rule. If I ask something in return, I get a boot in my head? :P

SimplyCrazy
09-19-2007, 23:07:41
Seems fair :evil:

Mistery
09-19-2007, 23:08:51
LOL Elni :haha: Just saw the new rule. If I ask something in return, I get a boot in my head? :P

Oh, oh :o It seems that we'll have to re-boot you Panda :haha:

Hitman
09-19-2007, 23:08:58
I better watch my mouth then. (I mean it literally for all those smooches :P)

LOL Mistery :haha: Definitely. :haha:

Elni
09-19-2007, 23:09:19
yeap so be careful I have simply's approval :haha:

Iva
09-19-2007, 23:10:12
@Mistery
LOL!! :haha:

Mistery
09-19-2007, 23:12:23
Okay, we'll do when you're punition time is over :D
But somebunny could start to invent sth against flad-headedness in CST Experiments ;)

Hitman
09-19-2007, 23:14:14
Okay, we'll do when you're punition time is over :D
But somebunny could start to invent sth against flad-headedness in CST Experiments ;)
That could be realy useful to me! :haha:

Elni
09-19-2007, 23:14:21
ROFL Mistery :haha:
That is a brilliant idea. We'll c what we can do :P

Lilliputt
09-19-2007, 23:18:17
Why you silly alien!! http://www.smileyarena.com/emoticons/Emotions/Laught/laught16.gif You is soooo gonna kill me by ROFL:ing one a these days :P

EscapeGirl
09-19-2007, 23:19:21
@Mistery and Hitman....ROOOOOOOOOFL! :haha:

I have a request....

1. Hitman has to be my personal assistant for the next week here at my office. :D
2. After that, he has to be my maid at my house (and that can include finishing unpacking for me. :P)

Hitman
09-19-2007, 23:20:39
Escape, I agree but I just hope the maid's work doesen't include an uniform :P

Mistery
09-19-2007, 23:21:16
ROFL Mistery :haha:
That is a brilliant idea. We'll c what we can do :P

Well, Elni, I'm not QUITE sure if you are the best one for that... You are the explosion expert... and... hmmm... well...
a flat head is still better than an exploded head :P

SimplyCrazy
09-19-2007, 23:22:39
My wishes come first, since I 'own' him :P

But when he's done with the 5 things I've posted, I'll set him to work at yours :wink:

Hitman
09-19-2007, 23:22:45
I think Elni would like to stay away from this experiment aswell Mistery :haha:

Elni
09-19-2007, 23:25:43
Well, Elni, I'm not QUITE sure if you are the best one for that... You are the explosion expert... and... hmmm... well...
a flat head is still better than an exploded head :P

I agree but even if the flat head is cured the person will have a headache, and what is better to cure a headache??? :haha:

Mistery
09-19-2007, 23:27:31
I agree but even if the flat head is cured the person will have a headache, and what is better to cure a headache??? :haha:

Ummm, a pill against headache :D And not a bomb :haha:

EscapeGirl
09-19-2007, 23:28:49
@Simply...LOL! Sounds like a deal to me! :D :wink:

@Hitman....:hmm: Actually it DOES include a uniform.
the trenchcoat again. :haha: I'm sorry - I don't think you'll ever live that down with me. :P

@ Elni and Mistery....ROOOOOFL! Hahahahahaha! :haha:

SimplyCrazy
09-19-2007, 23:30:19
Deal :) If you don't cave i to him on the trenchcoat! :haha: I'd like to see that!

Elni
09-19-2007, 23:32:31
@Mistery
It was only a suggestion :haha: If you change your mind u know where to find me :)

@Escape
I would like to c pandaman to wear a uniform. Can u take a pic and share it with the rest :haha:

Hitman
09-19-2007, 23:34:40
Not the pink trenchcoat again. :haha:

Mistery
09-19-2007, 23:35:05
@Mistery
It was only a suggestion :haha: If you change your mind u know where to find me :)

ROFL, yes :haha:
But see, I feel some responsibility for loonies and other members... :P However, I'm sure that you'll be a helpful part of the developer team :D

:haha: Escape

EscapeGirl
09-19-2007, 23:59:22
@Hitman, Elni, and Simply...Everytime I get the camera out, he gets rid of the trenchcoat! :haha:

1. Hitman will wear the pink trenchcoat while doing maid duties, and I will snap a pic of him! :haha:

@ Mistery...LOL!! :haha: Elni is just "creative" when it comes to her explosion experiments. :P

SimplyCrazy
09-20-2007, 00:07:27
Spunds good! http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/4/4_1_219.gif
I'll be sure to see that!

ShiningStar
09-20-2007, 02:08:48
hmmm Hitman needs to hug every girl he sees at least 2xs :D


HaHA pink trench coat!

SuzyE730
09-20-2007, 07:23:01
@Shining
am I at 2xs of him?:?


aaaaaaaanyways:

Hitman MUST take the name Garfield for a day and say that I am da best Tony/i no matter with Y or I IN DA GH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D

Themolestarted
09-20-2007, 07:30:51
uhhh....
I dunno:haha:

zillah0625
09-20-2007, 08:14:17
hhmm..:hhmm:let's see ok
u need to organize a Girlz Party for us:D:D:D

SuzyE730
09-20-2007, 10:07:56
a girlz party?:o YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!:ur a:

jenni.p123
09-20-2007, 17:01:29
Ahh so this thread actually got made :D hmm..

Panda must do all of my homework :D

Including learning my French :P i always have that :P and you said you liked the language so you can learn it for me :D :P

Elni
09-20-2007, 17:14:23
HMMM where da pandaman is??? I have a new list for him :evil:

First and most important to clean and tidy the garden, and speak to each flower for 20 mins with nice and sweet word. Then I want a nice meal, as I've returned tired for the job. As I enjoy my meal he can go and help other girls and when I am done he come back and massage my back, as its killing me.
When I go for my nap time You must prepare a nice dessert, and if I don't like it I'll through it to you head :P

SuzyE730
09-20-2007, 17:40:52
he must clean after my cat! (he ate too much and now my home is stinky!:()

Hitman
09-20-2007, 19:19:09
Sure thing girls. I can handle that :D Anything else? :P

Iva
09-20-2007, 20:00:59
Well, since you are offering... :D
1. Make me dinner (thai please)
2. Throw me a party (everybunny is invited :D)
3. Clean up the mess of the party

That's it for today :P

Rannei
09-20-2007, 20:06:33
Hurray a party! can i come? :D

Iva
09-20-2007, 20:10:18
@rannei
Ofcourse you can come!! You're one of the everybunny's right? :P

Rannei
09-20-2007, 20:14:31
Iva
Yeah, i think so... :P :wink:

Hitman
09-20-2007, 22:41:40
Guys, the party is being held in the hotel. Too bad you missed it :P

SuzyE730
09-21-2007, 08:40:20
@Hitman
I STILL didn't hear that I'm da best Tony/i no matter with I or Y in da whole GH!:nope:

Hitman
09-21-2007, 11:33:00
@Hitman
I STILL didn't hear that I'm da best Tony/i no matter with I or Y in da whole GH!:nope:
But that's not fair. Okay, okay. Here you go, Suzy is the best TONI in the whole GH! Satisfied? :P

jenni.p123
09-21-2007, 14:09:05
But that's not fair.Okay, okay. Here you go, Suzy is the best TONI in the whole GH! Satisfied? :P

Guess what im going to say :P

Hitman
09-21-2007, 14:11:04
Guess what im going to say :P
I know what you're going to say :haha: Spare the words :P

jenni.p123
09-21-2007, 14:18:51
LOL :haha:

Hitman
09-21-2007, 14:32:35
Anything you wish today miladies? :D

SuzyE730
09-21-2007, 14:40:06
you said I'm the best tonI say that I'm the best Toni/y in da whole GH!:nope:

jenni.p123
09-21-2007, 14:49:26
hmm.. one of my wishes today is........that if i say "life's not fair" you can't say what you usually say to me :P :haha:

and i want an endless supply of chocolate for me to eat at all times, some icecream and you have to keep me un-bored :D i may have somemore wishes later in the day :P

SimplyCrazy
09-21-2007, 17:52:57
Ok, my turn again! :evil: Weeeell... First you have to clean the toilet, take out the trash and clean Scapie's litter box. Then you can do the dishes. Oh, and you have to take Rannei to ninja practise for a whole month! :P

Rannei
09-21-2007, 18:42:40
I totally agree with mom!
I also need someone to try my new techniques on :evli: :P

Elni
09-21-2007, 21:34:46
as for me today I want you to go through all he modlues for this year for my un and make notes of all details what is each module for, books needed, lecturers, site that i can visit, so I can decide which one to choose
I also want a year supplies of chocolate :lala:
and I wish you become the stool for my feet as long as I am in here chatting with my friends :D

ShiningStar
09-22-2007, 06:11:43
Hitman I want/need a hug! :( i'm having a really bad day :(

Hitman
09-22-2007, 17:18:08
Ok, my turn again! :evil: Weeeell... First you have to clean the toilet, take out the trash and clean Scapie's litter box. Then you can do the dishes. Oh, and you have to take Rannei to ninja practise for a whole month! :P
See you when the punishment is over! :evilSMILE:


as for me today I want you to go through all he modlues for this year for my un and make notes of all details what is each module for, books needed, lecturers, site that i can visit, so I can decide which one to choose
I also want a year supplies of chocolate :lala:
and I wish you become the stool for my feet as long as I am in here chatting with my friends :D
I'll take care of those notes :evil: ...and I'll make sure no accident happens :boo:


Hitman I want/need a hug! :( i'm having a really bad day :(
Sorry to hear that. Here's a really special HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE WARM :hug2:

Elni
09-23-2007, 01:18:37
I'll take care of those notes :evil: ...and I'll make sure no accident happens :boo:
OW realy my dear panda???then here is my new list.I want to travel the whole world. ow no not with airplanes, boats or cars. you are going to carry me on your back and the only think you are going to use for us to travel are you feet. If we need to cross a sea you start swim :evil:

ShiningStar
09-23-2007, 03:47:49
I need you to carry me to the store so I can get my groceries and carry me back, you luck out that it is only up the street a little :)

SimplyCrazy
09-23-2007, 17:34:02
See you when the punishment is over! :evilSMILE:
Me too, dear! :evilSMILE: cos we ALL know who's the stronger one of us! :P

Next you have to adopt a flufffriend-panda at Facebook, teach me albanian and clean my Taekwondo suit :)

Hitman
09-23-2007, 20:28:13
Me too, dear! :evilSMILE: cos we ALL know who's the stronger one of us! :P

Next you have to adopt a flufffriend-panda at Facebook, teach me albanian and clean my Taekwondo suit :)
I already adopted the panda, but as for the stronger one, where did you get the idea you're stronger? :P


OW realy my dear panda???then here is my new list.I want to travel the whole world. ow no not with airplanes, boats or cars. you are going to carry me on your back and the only think you are going to use for us to travel are you feet. If we need to cross a sea you start swim :evil:
What if I don't do that? :P


I need you to carry me to the store so I can get my groceries and carry me back, you luck out that it is only up the street a little :)
You have the best requests. I'll do it with pleasure :D

Elni
09-24-2007, 00:08:19
What if I don't do that? :P

Then :

:boot: :nzd: :box: :duel: :sumo: :yel: :box2: :fkr:

and the result :
:tnpe: :inv: :lam: :hlp:

Do I have to say more??
:haha: :P

Hitman
09-25-2007, 00:07:59
Oh no dear Elni. But you're asking too much. :$ Endless source of chocolate, travel around the world in my back. Pffft! That's too much for a panda :P

Elni
09-25-2007, 05:27:18
complains complains :haha: I am spoiled kid (okok woman! ) I think it is better than for you to pay my holidays I wanted b4 I change your punishment to chores :P

Themolestarted
09-25-2007, 07:48:25
I want you toHAVE A BRILLIANT BIRTHDAY

SuzyE730
09-25-2007, 09:21:05
but I thought that this is for womens!:?

Mistery
09-25-2007, 14:18:49
Well I think that we can make an exception for a good wish for Hitman's birthday :)

Btw, the thread will stay open for only 2 more days, then the 1 week of "punishment" will be over.

Ummm, I'm waiting for the photos by Escape :P

Hitman
09-25-2007, 16:40:25
Well I think that we can make an exception for a good wish for Hitman's birthday :)

Btw, the thread will stay open for only 2 more days, then the 1 week of "punishment" will be over.

Ummm, I'm waiting for the photos by Escape :P
I bet she's photoshopping right now! :haha:

Mistery
09-25-2007, 16:43:31
ROFL :haha:

EscapeGirl
09-25-2007, 18:07:21
I bet she's photoshopping right now! :haha:

Photoshopping, schmottoshopping....I have no idea what you're talking about...this pic was COMPLETELY legit....:mhmh: (Well....sorta. :shy: I don't have photo shop...just paint. :P)

Elni
09-25-2007, 18:24:45
Well hitman it might be your bday but u won't get away that easily :evil:

I want you to bake your cake prepare a big party, you are going to be our waiter (ok you can a drink with us) but at the end you clean the mess by yourself :P

Escape I like the pic :haha: You manage to capture the femine side of the pandaman

Mistery
09-25-2007, 18:25:59
@Escape
ROOOOFL!!! :haha:
Wow, Hitman, I'm really envy that Escape has seen you like this in live! :haha:
Very cool! :P

EscapeGirl
09-25-2007, 18:41:59
@ Elni...Thanks! :haha:

@Elni and Mistery....You two shoulda seen him in the dress and high heels! :haha: :P (J/K, Hitman. :hug2:)

jenni.p123
09-25-2007, 18:56:47
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOFL Escape :haha:!!!!!!!!!!!

Elni
09-25-2007, 19:15:23
I wanna see him :D Do you have any pics :haha:

Iva
09-25-2007, 19:19:18
:haha: I wanna see too!!

Hitman:
Show me you in a dress and high heels!
That's it for today :D

Oh, one more thing: Tell me all about your romantic date tonight :D

SimplyCrazy
09-25-2007, 19:48:37
Photoshopping, schmottoshopping....I have no idea what you're talking about...this pic was COMPLETELY legit....:mhmh: (Well....sorta. :shy: I don't have photo shop...just paint. :P)
Scapie, you're a GENIOUS! Now I'M saving that for the family album! :D:evil:

Hitman
09-25-2007, 22:06:37
@Elni and Mistery....You two shoulda seen him in the dress and high heels! :haha: :P (J/K, Hitman. :hug2:)
Don't forget the earrings! :P What did you do with my picture? :P

Mistery
09-25-2007, 22:07:52
OMB - the EARRINGS!!! :haha:
Yeah, I want to see the pics, too :haha: :P

Hitman
09-25-2007, 22:17:36
LOL Mistery :haha: You know, first I thought it was good to have more girls in here, but now that I see what you girls do to the boys, I regret :haha: (JK :D) Maybe you had boys, but they ran away? *thinks if he should do it too :hmm:* :P

Mistery
09-25-2007, 22:25:36
LOL Mistery :haha: You know, first I thought it was good to have more girls in here, but now that I see what you girls do to the boys, I regret :haha: (JK :D) Maybe you had boys, but they ran away? *thinks if he should do it too :hmm:* :P

Ummmm... well... boys who ran away? :hmm:
Ooooh, ummmm.... not so many :P :haha:

Poor Hitman :hug2:

Hitman
09-25-2007, 22:31:51
Not so many huh? ROFL :haha: :haha: (:hug2:)

EscapeGirl
09-25-2007, 22:46:08
LOL Mistery :haha: You know, first I thought it was good to have more girls in here, but now that I see what you girls do to the boys, I regret :haha: (JK :D) Maybe you had boys, but they ran away? *thinks if he should do it too :hmm:* :P

Have you SEEN my husbun lately!?!?!?!?!? :haha::haha::haha:

And I'll see if I can find a photo of it in my old photos of you, dear Hitman. :P ;)

Hitman
09-26-2007, 11:10:51
Have you SEEN my husbun lately!?!?!?!?!? :haha::haha::haha:

And I'll see if I can find a photo of it in my old photos of you, dear Hitman. :P ;)
ROFL :haha: :haha: Well, your husbun is a smart man I tell ya'! He ran away in time :haha: :P

Elni
09-26-2007, 20:31:43
Come on ladies only 1 day left. Lets thing something good :hmm:

I know. I read that google is making a competition about simple people sending a spaceship to marsh (or moon) I want you to make the best spaceship ever and win that competition for me. If you win We give my name and all money and glory comes to me :D

Hitman
09-27-2007, 20:24:20
Come on ladies only 1 day left. Lets thing something good :hmm:

I know. I read that google is making a competition about simple people sending a spaceship to marsh (or moon) I want you to make the best spaceship ever and win that competition for me. If you win We give my name and all money and glory comes to me :D
Would you like a drink with that? :P

Elni
09-27-2007, 21:41:04
I indeed I do like one, and put some honey on that. And I would like a bed time story as well :D

Rannei
09-27-2007, 21:43:18
I also want a bed time story :D
And i want some chocolate :D

Elni
09-27-2007, 21:44:51
With marshmallows and whipped cream as well :D

Hitman
09-27-2007, 21:47:18
Elni, you are really funny. I could give you the drink now but the rocket will take some time. :P *starts gathering some iron*

Rannei, I'd love to do that. *starts* Once upon a time, (...) and so they lived happily ever after. Did you like it? :D

Rannei
09-27-2007, 21:50:57
Dad
Maybe a little short :haha: :P

Hitman
09-27-2007, 22:04:06
Rannei, well I can tell you another one if you like. :D

Once upon a time, there was a panda. A wondering panda. No wonder it was named Hitman, becouse it was a killer panda. Chased by his evil brother he ran for whole 3 years. Finally, he found a shelter. A shelter with a strange name, ''The Looney Bin''. It was a really beautiful place but it was under attack by some strange monsters. Panda gladly helped them. As a thank you, they let him live there. The Looney Bin was a marvelous place. With plants, flowers and everything. As the days passed, the panda met his true love. Another fighter living in that beautiful town, SimplyCrazy. Their relationship developet by each day. Panda looked one day in the sky and said: Looks like the weather is gonna be great today, just like always. But suddently the sky got covered by some dark clouds. He had this feeling, it was familiar. He began having flashbacks from his past. Dust was beeing seen from far. The sound of feet hitting the ground was being heard from the distance. Hitman just knew it. It was his brother, coming for him...

I'll tell you the second chapter tomorrow :D

Rannei
09-28-2007, 11:13:39
Thanks for the story :D It was really eksiting :) I'm looking forward to the next part :hug2:

Mistery
09-28-2007, 11:43:20
Hmmm, sorry ladies, but the 7 days are over, and with them also the punishment of Hitman :)

Thread closed.