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    Animals can be funny, cute, and entertaining. It would be neat to see pictures, funny stories, or anything you would love to share about animals.

    I'll start with 2 of the most common pets the cat and the dog. Here are thier diaries:

    Excerpts from a Dog's diary:

    8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
    9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
    9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!
    10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!
    11:30 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
    12:00 noon - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
    1:00 PM - OH BOY! THE YARD! MY FAVORITE!
    1:30 PM - ooooooo. bath. bummer.
    4:00 PM - OH BOY! THE KIDS! MY FAVORITE!
    5:00 PM - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!
    5:30 PM - OH BOY! MOM! MY FAVORITE!


    Excerpts from a Cat's diary

    DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another house plant.

    DAY 761 - Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while they were walking almost succeeded, must try this at the top of the stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomiting on their favorite chair...must try this on their bed.

    DAY 765 - Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in attempt to make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was...Hmmm. Not working according to plan.

    DAY 768 - I am finally aware of how sadistic they are. For no good reason I was chosen for the water torture. This time however it included a burning foamy chemical called "shampoo." What sick minds could invent such a liquid My only consolation is the piece of thumb still stuck between my teeth.

    DAY 771 - There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise. More importantly I overheard that my confinement was due to MY power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

    DAY 774 - I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and maybe snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird on the other hand has got to be an informant, and speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the metal room his safety is assured. But I can wait; it is only a matter of time......


    btw... I am owned by a cat.
    Seeking Where My Alien & Mysterious Sis Has gone???
    Looney GHer!

  • #2
    i am owned by 2 pit bulls. Peety and Cider. i don't think i can put any pics on this thread of them but peety is a boy, 100 lbs, white with some brown spots, and cider is a girl, 50lbs, brown with a white chest and feet. they are like my children to me. biggest babies you could ever meet!
    http://pitbullsaviour.deviantart.com/
    http://www.myspace.com/pitbull_saviour

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    • #3
      Here is my kitty:

      http://www.geocities.com/tmtraczy/Ni...?1143061097121
      Seeking Where My Alien & Mysterious Sis Has gone???
      Looney GHer!

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      • #4
        awww nippy's so cute, have you got any bunnies? i just thought you would have some seeing as you love bunnies so much. lol
        i used to have two dogs when i was a younger, yorkshire terriers, buster and molly, one ran away when the gate was left open and the other we had to give away coz she barked all the time, didnt bother me coz i cant hear, but kept every one else awake. but she went to a good family so something good came out of it.

        im more of a dog person , dont really like cats
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        • #5
          Naw... no real bunnies (yet). I am trying to talk my other half into it. I brought one to visit once, and Nippy didn't like it either. I seemed to be the only one! I had them when I was younger though. I lost my last one to cancer when I was 21 years old. But nippy has his own mommy bunny at least! He also has a whole bunch of country-style dressed bunny dolls all around his house. My neighbor has a cute bunny... I go and visit sometimes.
          Seeking Where My Alien & Mysterious Sis Has gone???
          Looney GHer!

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          • #6
            i just realised i have fish online at fish tycoon, does that count as having pets? lmao

            if you wanna check out the game its here :http://www.shockwave.com/sw/content/fishtycoon

            Just posted it in a new thread on new games.
            Last edited by OneBun; 03-25-2007, 20:30:11. Reason: merged posts
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            • #7
              i finally made a page on the internet for the first time ever. hope the damn thing works!
              http://www.geocities.com/jellybeanpitbull/my_puppy.html
              please let me know if it does.thanks
              http://pitbullsaviour.deviantart.com/
              http://www.myspace.com/pitbull_saviour

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              • #8
                Awww! Jellybean, your doggie looks sweet!
                Seeking Where My Alien & Mysterious Sis Has gone???
                Looney GHer!

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by OneBun
                  Awww! Jellybean, your doggie looks sweet!
                  thanks! everyone says he looks so mean, but he's nuthin but a big baby!
                  http://pitbullsaviour.deviantart.com/
                  http://www.myspace.com/pitbull_saviour

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                  • #10
                    awww he's such a cute little doggy, lol, awww i love dogs,my brother used to have a dog (staffordshire bull terrier) Toby, before my little niece arrived after xmas, but i always used to go over, just to see the dog! lol, now its to see my niece, still miss toby though, my auntie got him now so still see him now and then. He used to be so hyper, but now hes so different, because he gets out for walks alot more now than with my brother.

                    anyways back to the subject yeah your dog is really cute, how old is he?
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                    • #11
                      hey look we're on the animal thread and we're all animals, onebun's a bunny, jellybean's a dog, and i'm a pig (as usual) lol oink oink
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                      • #12
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                        • #13
                          hey guys saw this the other day on iab, im not a cat person, but even this was cute for me. now say it all together awwwww lol
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                          • #14
                            sorry guys could not put it in a spoiler
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                            • #15
                              lol, cute kitty (a)

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