Chuck Norris Facts

[Jones]

In this thread, you can post any Chuck Norris facts you've heard, as long as they're appropriate for this site!

I'll start off with a classic:
You don't find Chuck Norris: He finds you.

Have fun!

[Heartofthedark]

This kind of defeats the purpose of posting but heres a long list of facts http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

[Jones]

That's cool but feel free to post ones made up by yourself, too.

[New1000]

I dont wanna be a bumper but i have 5 facts about Chuck Norris

1. When God said, "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say please."

2. Chuck Norris is the only person that can punch a cyclops between the eye.

3. Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks.

4. Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.

5. Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon

These kind of make me lol. and heres one that makes me ROFL!:
Chuck Norris can play the violin with a piano

And this one is the best:
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."

Hope you like these!

[Mcakkay]

from Family Guy: apparently there isn't a chin under Chuck Norris' beard, its just another fist lol

[Heartofthedark]

from Family Guy: apparently there isn't a chin under Chuck Norris' beard, its just another fist lol

I saw that! It was funny when he actually punched the guy from his chin!

[funja]

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.