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  • #31
    Originally posted by Jellybean
    you should try and look for designs on the internet, there's some good artwork at http://www.deviantart.com/...
    Jellybean--That's one of my fave webpages! Really cool! I gives great sneak-peek previews from game makers...before they finish their games for release too!

    This is a cute comic I got from a friend today... thought you all might enjoy it too!
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    Last edited by OneBun; 03-25-2007, 09:02:43. Reason: tiny oops ;)
    Seeking Where My Alien & Mysterious Sis Has gone???
    Looney GHer!

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    • #32
      A man and his wife are dining at a table in a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at an old drunken lady swigging her gin as she sits alone at a nearby table, until the wife asks,

      "Do you know her?"

      "Yes," sighs the husband, "She's my ex-wife. She took to drinking right after we divorced seven years ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since."

      "My God!" says the wife, "Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?"
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      this 1 isnt really tht gud .. but neither are any of the others i submit.

      A judge asks a defendant to please stand. "You are charged with murdering a school teacher with a chain saw." From out in the audience a man shouts, "You lying bastard!"
      "Silence in the court!" the judge shouted back. He turns to the defendant again and says, "You are also charged with killing a paperboy with a shovel."
      "You goddamned tightwad!" blurted the spectator.
      "Quiet!" yelled the judge. "You are also charged with killing a mailman with an electric drill."
      "You cheap son of a..." the man starts to shout.
      The Judge thunders back "If you don''t tell me the reason for your outbursts right now, I will hold in contempt!"
      "I''ve lived next to that lying bastard for ten years now, but do you think he ever had a tool when I needed to borrow one!"
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      Two doctors are in the hallway complaining about nurse Nancy.
      ''She's out of control!'' the first doctor says. ''She does everything backwards. Just last week I told her to give a man two milligrams of morphine every ten hours, she gave him 10 milligrams every two hours, he alomost died!''
      ''That's nothing,'' said the second doctor, “earlier this week I told her to give a man an enema every 24 hours, she tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour!''
      All of a sudden they heard a blood curldling scream from down the hallway.

      ''OH MY GOD! I just realized that I told nurse Nancy to prick Mr. Smiths boil!'''
      Last edited by OneBun; 03-25-2007, 09:10:43. Reason: merged posts
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      • #33
        this is funny!



        lol

        Last edited by OneBun; 03-25-2007, 09:06:57. Reason: merged posts
        mC is in da house!!!

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        • #34
          really funny

          mC is in da house!!!

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          • #35








            Hot Dog:
            mC is in da house!!!

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            • #36
              anniversary gift

              >>> A husband was in big trouble when he forgot his wedding anniversary.
              >>>
              >>> His wife told him "Tomorrow there better be something in the driveway
              >>> for me that goes from zero to 200 in 2 seconds flat".
              >>> The next morning the wife found a small package in the driveway. She
              >>> opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
              >>> Funeral arrangements for the husband have been set for Saturday.
              http://pitbullsaviour.deviantart.com/
              http://www.myspace.com/pitbull_saviour

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              • #37
                don't get drunk and pass out!

                these people need new friends...
                http://pitbullsaviour.deviantart.com/
                http://www.myspace.com/pitbull_saviour

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                • #38
                  lol theyre all gud
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                  • #39
                    lol there all funny
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                    • #40
                      LOL! this one is cute!

                      Here is what happens to those who mess with bunny Rabbits like OneBun:

                      http://kr.kids.yahoo.com/eng/ani_main/ani_11/index.html
                      Seeking Where My Alien & Mysterious Sis Has gone???
                      Looney GHer!

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                      • #41
                        funny clip click of a guy on a game-show!
                        i feel sorry for this guy but come on , everybody knows the answer that question you idiot! lol
                        http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=16826
                        Reality is an illusion created by lack of alcohol

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                        • #42
                          what a friggin idiot
                          http://pitbullsaviour.deviantart.com/
                          http://www.myspace.com/pitbull_saviour

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                          • #43
                            http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=16809
                            Reality is an illusion created by lack of alcohol

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                            • #44
                              lmao! omfg that was so funny!!!
                              http://pitbullsaviour.deviantart.com/
                              http://www.myspace.com/pitbull_saviour

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                              • #45
                                rosiemay05, both were just too funny. lol
                                Seeking Where My Alien & Mysterious Sis Has gone???
                                Looney GHer!

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