Political

[OneBun]

I give and receive so much funny stuff that is political in nature. I thought it might be neat to share some of our stories, jokes, pictures, and other stuff that is Political in nature. It could be very educational too because we would be learning about each other's cultures!

I am American, so there is a great deal of stuff on my President, George Bush, because he is so conroversial.

btw I am not one of those ones who voted to elect him... that statement alone may bring some responses here...

I did not get this one at first... but the top right hand corner explained it all!

[Jellybean]

haha! lol, good one!

[Chrissy1993]

that is v funny. can you send sum more?

[Jellybean]

one last pic for the day...

[OneBun]

We take you now to the Oval Office:

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George: Great. Lay it on me.

Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.

George: That's what I want to know.

Condi: That's what I'm telling you.

George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes.

George: I mean the fellow's name.

Condi: Hu.

George: The guy in China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The new leader of China.

Condi: Hu.

George: The Chinaman!

Condi: Hu is leading China.

George: Now whaddya' asking me for?

Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.

George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condi: That's the man's name.

George: That's who's name?

Condi: Yes.

George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Condi: That's correct.

George: Then who is in China?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir is in China?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Then who is?

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Yassir?

Condi: No, sir.

George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China.

Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.

Condi: Kofi?

George: No, thanks.

Condi: You want Kofi?

George: No.

Condi: You don't want Kofi.

George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk.And then get me the U.N.

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi?

George: Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condi: And call who?

George: Who is the guy at the U.N?

Condi: Hu is the guy in China.

George: Will you stay out of China?!

Condi: Yes, sir.

George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.

Condi: Kofi.

George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone.)

Condi: Rice, here.

George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

[Marie]

that is v funny. can you send sum more?

yeh! Good uns! lol

[Chris-ov-Donny]

how come i cant send pics in attachments? it says the file is too big but the pics are smaller than all the ones tht hav alreedy been posted. help??

[Jellybean]

silly saddam, forts are for kids!

[Chris-ov-Donny]

lol .. gud un

[OneBun]

I not know how ta read...