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    This week is crazy with so many drama performances and other classes plus ninjutsu I have run myself ragged this week. Can't wait for next week I can finaly rest. Two weeks from Friday is the premier of the hunger games, can't wait for that. I'll be going on the midnight premier.

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    A bunch of tough-looking motorcyclists were riding when they saw a girl that was on the verge of jumping off a bridge, so they stopped.

    The leader, a large bearded man, got of his bike and says: "what are you doing?"

    "I'm going to commit suicide" she says.

    Because he doesn't want this to happen, yet he didn't want to miss this opportunity and so he asked ...
    "Well, why do you give me no kiss before you jump?"

    And she did ... and it was a long, intensive kiss ...

    After the kissing, the motorcyclist said: "Wow, that was the best Kiss I've ever had.
    You truly are throwing talent away. You'd be famous. Why do you want commit suicide?
    ""My parents do not want me to dress as a girl... "
    "Only a biker knows why a dog sticks his head out the car window."

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    Rofl didnt see that coming old biker

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    LMAO nice one Old biker
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    While cutting wood in his workshop, Jim the carpenter slips and manages to slice all his fingers off on his powerful electric saw. He screams and runs out of the workshop, sprinting in considerable pain to the nearest hospital.

    After he has been waiting half an hour, a nurse emerges. ‘I’m sorry, sir,’ she says, ‘but without your fingers, we can’t do anything except stop the bleeding. Go back and get your fingers so we can sew them back on.’ Nodding forlornly, Jim wanders out of casualty.

    An hour later, he returns. ‘Did you recover your fingers, sir?’ asks the nurse. ‘No,’ he replied. ‘I couldn’t pick them up off the floor.’
    Good taste is the excuse I've always given for leading such a bad life.
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    I have but the simplest taste—I am always satisfied with the best.
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    @old biker,

    @OscarW,

    Love these jokes
    From now on, this is how it is going to be, just her and me

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    @OscarW....groan..........good one



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    @ oscar hahaha poor guy!
    never trust someone who lies to you, never lie to someone who trustus you.

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    I really got to stop leaving so much. lol.

    Edit: i just went to Woggerworld and... i noticed the chat is missing. What happened?
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    LOL, Old Biker and Oscar! Those are good!!

    @New...I've never been to "Woggerworld" but I do remember liking those games. Do they have "Contact Us" link that you could email them with?
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