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You didn't transform back so after having a good gossip I make the ground become mirrored and when you try to discharge electricity it comes straight back at you and you shoot up into the air and don't come back down! I am queen!!!!!!!!
I toss a sassy pair of Jimmy Choo shoes up on the hill and the brunette army stampedes up in a terrifying rumble. Once the dust has cleared the shoes are mangled, the brunettes are in need of first aid and you are nowhere in sight.
I mosey up and make myself right at home as the new King.
Since i am part sun I send a fireball down to the bottom of the mountain and it becomes a volcano. You go running before it erupts then I go to the top of hill and suck all the magma out and then i am safe and sound.
You didn't realize when you shouted 'Fire' it was actually your hair catching fire from that hot crown. We watch you *run in circles like a giant sized novelty birthday candle* until taking pity and put out the flames. You speed dial your hair salon for emergency 911 service and are ambulanced away.
The crown has cooled and I don it as the new King.
I come back with the longest extensions IN THE WORLD. I get out a pungi (apparently) and charm my hair to climb the hill, grab your feet and pull you down. I run up the hill, my hair grabs the crown as I run.. I am queen
I send you a FedEx Priority Overnight mailing with a one way ticket to a blonde convention on Alderon (Star Wars). You are currently with Han Solo and Chewbacca looking for a place to land. Could be awhile.
Meanwhile I rule the hill. You may address me as King.
I come back with my hair princess leia stylee (got a pic somewhere with my hair like that lol ) and then I get out my special edition pink lightsaber! You haven't got the force so I am queen lol
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