Thing Thing 3

[chiangang56]

what exactly is a skinny tower

[thguyw/thhair?]

Do you know where each of the weapons are on each level? I have the
Colt
SOCOM
Desert Eagle
Intratec (B-10?)
HK MP5K (you get it in the stinky beans)
Dual MAC 10's (Not Uzi's)
" " Glocks
" " Walthers
" " Berettas
G-36
FAMAS (the level with the stairs)
Striker

But where's the hidden weapon on the level with all the ice and the hired corporate army? I can't seem to find it! please help me.

And a bit of advice, don't beat the whole game. it makes it SUPER HARD. Just go back and play the levels until you find the hidden weapons on each level.

I have a crapload more weapons now, instead of the ones I previously posted! I now have the

SV Infinity 1911 (pistol)
Mk23 SOCOM (pistol)
IMI Desert Eagle (pistol)
Intratec AB-10 (SMG)
H&K MP5K (SMG)
Dual Glock 18's (SMG's)
Dual MAC 10's (SMG's)
Dual Walther P99's (pistols)
Dual Beretta 92FS's (pistols)
Dual H&K USP's (pistols)
H&K G-36 (rifle)
FN FAL (rifle)
Giat FAMAS (rifle)
Striker 12 (shotgun)
Benelli M4 (shotgun)
Jackhammer (shotgun)

I still don't know what you get when you complete the secondary objective on the level with the first boss since I keep dying. You can see the secondary objective at the pause menu in red at the bottom of the page.

I GOT THE BEST PISTOLS IN THE GAME!!!!!
I GOT THE DUAL XM-435 SUPERMAG!!!!!!

[gmoverwatch]

Dude thanx I was playing this game allday at school and could never find the keycard

Ok ok..now im messed up I finally started playing the game at home and now I cant find the dual Berretas

hey.. sorry mightymonkey but that wasnt the key card..that was the Colt SOCOM you know 1st tower 2nd catwalk on the right

[HavoK122333]

the keycard is at the right of the third tower second catwalk (going from bottom to top)

[gmoverwatch]

Hey thanx to Havok i beatthe game.. though i find it rather ironic that in my playing the zombies are easier to kill than the stinky beans partly because...they dont run..they dont jump when hit and they dont start humping you when they catch up to you
I need help finding the dual supermags

[DIAREA101]

BE VERY SPECIFIC PLEASE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? IM GOIN INSANE HHHEEEELLLPPPPP ME

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLPPPPPPPPPPPPP

[usainua]

oh yeah!
My troubles was finding that key card, which i got where from here, ty guys!
I also was able to beat all 6 chapters in under 4 hours ^^;!
3 hours and 30 minutes was for teh key card -_-

[divvy]

well im new and i wanna know what the key looks like and i cant find it

[shadow_flare]

i have an interesting tidbit before i list the guns. it doesnt mention this anywhere, but if you use the left side of the keyboard (a,s,d,etc.), if you hold the 'f' button while holding dual weapons, then your character will hold a gun toward each side of the screen, firing on both sides. pretty awsome, and i found this by accident. anyways, without further ado...
the list.

***SPOILERS***
read the rest at your own risk.

i got a list of all the guns that i found. mind you, i started the game over again after i beat it so i can list these.

most of the guns are in sub categories with corresponding numbers as hot buttons for the strongest weapon in that category that you hold:
pistols (1), dual pistols (2), SMGs (3), dual SMGs (4), rifles (5), and shotguns (6). the only 2 guns that dont have a sub category are the XM-435 Super Mag pistols and the FN M249 SAW machine gun. (which are ironically the best guns in the game, along with the jackhammer.)

there are 5 types of ammo, which i listed what each gun uses. these are the 9mm pistol (red single), 9mm SMG (blue triple), .50 cal (black single), 5.56mm AR (red triple), and 12 gauge shells (green single).

also, i listed some tips to help out a bit.
there, i hope you punks are happy. lol jk.
enjoy

- SV Infinity 1911 (pistol, 9mm pistol ammo)- starting gun

- Intratec AB-10 (SMG, 9mm SMG ammo)- complete stage 1, objective 1 (get through level)

- HK G36 (assault rifle, 5.56mm AR ammo)- complete stage 2, objective 2 (get through level. note: run to the third tower (the skinny one), jump up to the right on the second platform to get keycard.)

- Dual Walther P-99 (dual pistol, 9mm pistol ammo)- complete stage 3, objective 3 (beat boss)

- Dual Cobray MAC-10 (dual SMG, 9mm SMG ammo)- complete stage 4, objective 4 (get through level)

- Striker-12 (shotgun, 12 gauge shells)- complete stage 5, objective 5 (get through level)

- Desert Eagle (pistol, .50 cal ammo)- complete stage 6, objective 6 (beat boss)

- Dual Beretta 92FS (dual pistol, 9mm pistol ammo)- hidden gun, stage 1 (get on top of the first grey building, then run across, jumping across the grey buildings. there should be a brown building on supports, jump onto the platform at the base of the building, run across, jump on top of the greyish building, then run across.)

- MK-23 Socom (pistol, 9mm pistol ammo)- hidden gun, stage 2 (go to the first grey tower, jump up to the right on the 3rd platform, there should be a platform right above your head. run across.)

- Benelli M4 (shotgun, 12 gauge shells)- hidden gun, stage 4 (go almost to the end of the stage, there should be a grey storage tank. go to the left of that and jump all the way down to the bottom. run to your left, til you get to crates. jump onto the crates, then jump up onto that platform to your left. then get on top of the other crates to jump up.)

- GIAT Famas (assault rifle, 5.56mm AR ammo)- hidden gun, stage 5 (from the very beginning of the level go as far right as you can, go up the stairs and drop down. then run to your left.)

- Dual HK USP (dual pistol, 9mm pistol ammo)- complete stage 1, objective 7 (kill 150+ enemies, get through level. note: quickest and safest method of doing these objectives on NON-BOSS STAGES is perching yourself above ground, behind cover, out of the way of incoming gunfire, but able to shoot at them with a assault rifle or shotgun (shotgun preferably). then after killing the enemies, collect ammo and health, and repeat for the enemies that respawn until you get your objective.)

- Steyer TMP (SMG, 9mm SMG ammo)- complete stage 2, objective 8 (kill 175+ enemies, get through level. note: use same method as previous level.)

- FN M249 SAW (machine gun, 5.56mm AR ammo)- complete stage 3, objective 9 (kill 50+ enemies and boss. note: this is by far the HARDEST objective you have to do. the boss jumps all around the level, shooting you with a benelli. very frustrating. heres a somewhat easy way to do it. first before you do anything else, weaken him to about 1/10 health using your own benelli or jackhammer. this way, when you have your 50+ enemies, you wont risk dying by trying to face him head on. then, go to the top right corner of the screen, up against the far right wall. the boss seems to prefer the left, and wont bother you as much here. now, you have to face the enemies by using front and back flips. this is extremely useful in dodging enemy fire. after you have 50+ enemies, put the final shots into the boss with the benelli or jackhammer. this can be aggrivating, but i definately think the gun that you get from beating it is well worth it.)

- FN FAL (battle rifle, .50 cal ammo)- complete stage 4, objective 10 (kill 200+ enemies, get through level. note: use same method as objectives 7 and 8)

- Dual IMI Micro Uzi (dual SMG, 9mm SMG ammo)- complete stage 5, objective 11 (kill 225+ enemies, get through level. note: use same method as objectives 7, 8 and 10. however, its harder to cover yourself in certain parts of this level, so be careful of enemies with shotguns and assault rifles.)

- Dual XM-435 SuperMag (dual pistol, 9mm pistol ammo)- complete stage 6, objective 12 (kill 75+ enemies and boss. note: this is somewhat like the first boss battle, but MUCH easier. stay on the top platform, dodge gunfire by doing front and back flips and avoid the prototype hades' laser. sometimes, the enemies wont spawn on the top, so go to the bottom, kill all of the enemies below, then go back up. like the first boss, weaken him first with a benelli or jackhammer (if you even have that yet), then deal with the enemies. this can be difficult, but you get awsome guns from this that will help alot.)

- HK MP5K (SMG, 9mm SMG ammo)- kill a certain number of enemies in "stinky bean survival" (pretty difficult. they jump around ALOT. wait til you get very good guns before attempting this.)

- Dual Glock 18 (dual SMG, 9mm SMG ammo)- kill a certain number of enemies in "zombie survival" (pretty easy, or at least for me. back yourself up against a wall and give them everything you got. for it to be pretty easy, i would suggest having AT LEAST dual USPs, TMP, FN FAL, famas, and benelli in your arsenal. having more powerful guns make it even easier.

- Pancor Jackhammer (automatic shotgun, 12 gauge shells)- kill a certain number of enemies in "super survival". (this will be pretty difficult, moreso than the stinky bean one. no matter what your arsenal is, you wont last for long, because you dont get any health. use the strongest dual pistol you have (preferably dual USPs or Super Mags), and use lots of front and back flips to avoid gunfire. the jackhammer is definately worth it tho. very fun to use.)

[Skill_Killer]

yea i love thing thing 3 and ive never gone past 2lvl because of tht freakin key card i looked arounjd the whole map and followed ur instructions but its nowhere i dont get why they made it a game where u have to search things...
plz be more specific in ur instructions
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