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    Default Funny Ways to Answer Your Phone;

    "Paco's Tacos, how may we help you?"

    "Hello, please state your full name, address, and credit card number."

    "Miller's Amish Farm. Sorry, we don't have a phone." -hang up-

    "Wong's Laundry. If it has to be white, it has to be Wong!"

    "Sorry, she/he's dead. Can I have him/her call you back?"

    "Willow Hill Sanatorium, please give me your state of mind."

    Hahaha, anyone else have something funny?
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    Well for text messages, answer them by using a magic 8-ball to respond, so instead of saying "Yeah i'll be there" or something respond with "Concentrate and ask again later", "My sources say yes" Tried it once and found it hilarious

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    Hahaha, I should try that sometime with my friends. They'll be like, "whaaa?" lol.
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    answer and then when there is a silence go okay what did you call me for and see if you can convince them they called you it is really funny

    ooh this is funny when you are ordering pizza and they repeat your order like okay that will be two peperoni and a large soda then you say thank you please pull up to the first window

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    I've answered the phone with "Freddie's Morgue,you stab 'em,we slab 'em!"

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    Hahaha those are all good ones.
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    ooh funny thing with telemarketers lol

    you:hello
    them:this is (company) we have this awesome deal there isnt a way to turn us down
    you:sound interested
    them:you can use ur phone to its full extent with all its features for onlky 32.24 a month
    you:srry not interested
    you:hello this is (company)we have this awesome deal there isnt a way to turn us down
    them:theyre like waht
    you:you can use ur phone to its full extent with all its features for onlky 32.24 a month
    them:what am i doing *Click*

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    Hahaha! Nice! I'm so going to try that next time!
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    O.k. this could be for any communication devices..all you have to do isreply with the most random things ever!!!
    an example would be...
    Mr. Squirrelly wants his butto back.
    Does your finger look green or purple?
    The peanut wants you to surrender.


    see what you can do with your friends.
    my sis did it with her friends, it totally works!!!
    Christen F.

    I'M JUST ME! DEAL WITH IT


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    yeah i do that anyway my friends are used to it and they know that they can go on talking on the same subject it is jsut i go random for once then go back

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