"Paco's Tacos, how may we help you?"
"Hello, please state your full name, address, and credit card number."
"Miller's Amish Farm. Sorry, we don't have a phone." -hang up-
"Wong's Laundry. If it has to be white, it has to be Wong!"
"Sorry, she/he's dead. Can I have him/her call you back?"
"Willow Hill Sanatorium, please give me your state of mind."
Hahaha, anyone else have something funny?