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    Red face One Liners

    Has it ever happened with you,that u said something really funny that could have been printed on T-shirts??
    Well this is the thread to post them on.

    Ok ill write my One-liner.

    I hate intelligent people..they make me realise how st upid i am.

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    Well... A stupid person would make you feel like you're stupid too. But an intelligent person would never do that...an intelligent person would make you feel like you need to study a bit more...don't you think?

    But...Your one-liner is GREAT! I would love to a T-shirt with that written!!! lol
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    Oh well,atleast i thought it was funny.lol
    What about u,dont u have ny funny one-liner?

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    Hum...not really! But I loved your one-liner!!!
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    Oh thanks,u made my day.lol

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    When you're in some unfamilar place and the ppl give you weird looks, here's the perfect one-liner:

    I'm Just Here!
    I'm back, but for how long? Meeting someone from the past is just one of the great parts of life, isn't?

    I Don't Do Crazy, I Perfer Sanity Challenged

    I'm not like crazy people, I just hang out and act like them ^^

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    Save the world, kill yourself...HAHA
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    Wow,nice ones...

    Or how about,,, i was born intelligent but education ruined me!!!
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    lololol
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    My dad and little brother taped this the back of my shirt one day

    I'm talking and I can't shut up!

    FYI I talk alot

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