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    SuperWolf Eternal Becky's Avatar
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    Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over!!!

    How is that?
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    Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eternal Becky
    Heaven doesn't want me and hell is afraid I'll take over!!!

    How is that?

    hey,i think i heard that one in constantine...
    It was a great movie and that was a great line.
    If cancer is our love, then I hope you don’t have the technology of chemotherapy.

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    Hmm I have a lot of those but they won't make any sense to you they're only fun for me nd my friends.. Like this one, we were watching soccer (World Championship) nd my sis has a pair of pants that are kinda large so she says: If they score, I'm gonna sit in my pants!
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    I just thought of it.
    "I am so bored,im gonna make a line thats funny enough to be printed on T-Shirts."
    If cancer is our love, then I hope you don’t have the technology of chemotherapy.

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    If people were meant to pop out of bed in the morning, we'd all sleep in toasters!

    @ Maniac - I'd buy a shirt with that on it! LOL
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    looooooooooooolz./

    that would be 1$99.
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    If cancer is our love, then I hope you don’t have the technology of chemotherapy.

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    Here's one:

    If God wanted us to be nudists, we would have been born naked.

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    God= Kid.
    You=Anthill.
    Me=Magnifying glass.
    If cancer is our love, then I hope you don’t have the technology of chemotherapy.

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    lol hmmm.....got one

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