My moment came years ago when I made dolls for a living.
It was during my 3 year old daughters Pre-school Christmas program. After the play in which she played the Virgin Mary, the children had to introduce their parents, and tell everyone what their parents did.
My beautiful little angel stands up in front of everyone in church and says, " This is my Daddy he builds cranes, this is my mommy, she makes babies"
Try explaining your way out of this at church.