Adventures on GamersHood Planet

[Mistery]

Of course there was a finacial issue to consider, not to mention that this case might give him a recognition in the world of psychiatry if he was able to document the progress properly. He carefully studied the patient, who in every other aspect seemed like a genuine and normal person.
"Cocentrate on my voice", he said, "I am going to count to three and you are again on the beach, but this time there are no cats, no clones, no boat and no space ship. You are sitting on the beach calmly sipping coffee. One...." All this talk of coffee had made Mistery feel slightly thirsty. "....two...." And sort of peckish too. "...three", the therapist finally said, while a cat miaowed somewhere in the house.

Mystery was confused and hungry. Why did this man always tell her that she was on an island? What else could island mean than ground surrounded by water? I'm on a kind of couch, so is island a synonym of it? Must be. She was very very hungry and the cat kept on miaoweing. So Mystery asked the therapist: "Caaaaaan Iiii geeeet uuuuup frooooom theeeee iiiiiislaaaaand noooooow? Iiiiiit iiiiiis noooooot veeeeryyy coooomfooortaaable aaanymooore."
"No, you are still on the island and you are drinking coffee." the therapist said.
"Hmmm, where is the coffee?", Mystery thought, and said: "Iiii caaaan nooot driiiiink cooooffeeee unleeeess youuuu giiiive meee soooome."

[Lilliputt]

Mystery was confused and hungry. Why did this man always tell her that she was on an island? What else could island mean than ground surrounded by water? I'm on a kind of couch, so is island a synonym of it? Must be. She was very very hungry and the cat kept on miaoweing. So Mystery asked the therapist: "Caaaaaan Iiii geeeet uuuuup frooooom theeeee iiiiiislaaaaand noooooow? Iiiiiit iiiiiis noooooot veeeeryyy coooomfooortaaable aaanymooore."
"No, you are still on the island and you are drinking coffee." the therapist said.
"Hmmm, where is the coffee?", Mystery thought, and said: "Iiii caaaan nooot driiiiink cooooffeeee unleeeess youuuu giiiive meee soooome."

Realizing that the hypnosis had not made the desirable effect on the patient, the therapist started to rethink his therapeutic method. Maybe the patient would respond better to another form of hypnotic method. Calmly he said, "When I count to three, you are slowly going to wake up". Stumped by this, Mistery thought maybe the therapist had somehow helped her and that she now could have a sip of coffee with a cat snack. Enthusiastically she waited for the doctor to finish the counting ritual. "One....your body is geeeetting more energetiiiiic.....twooo.....your eeeeeeyes are starting tooooo feeeel less heavy....". Odd remark, Mistery thought to her self but patiently waited for the therapist to finish. ".......threee, you are now fully concious and wide a wake". He snapped his fingers. Suprised at this gesture, Mistry thought it must be another part of the ritual so she snapped her fingers as well while fully opening her eyes. The therapist seemed unpleased, so again, she smiled. "Are we going to have cofffee now?", she asked as innocent as she could possibly try to be.
"Why do you ask?", the therapist answered.
"Because I'm a little thirsty", said Mistery as honestly as she could,"...uhm..is there a cat somewhere around here?".
The therapist seemed very taken aback but instead of fully dismissing the idea he said:
"I would like to try another method with you. Now go back to the chair in front of the desk while I fetch something." Hoping he would fetch coffee, Mistery sat herself in front of the desk. The therapist came back without coffee but with a pendant hanging on a string.
"Now concentrate on the movement of the pendant", the therapist said,"and listen to my voice. You can oooooonly hear my voice". The cat miaowed in the back of the house. "Youuuu aaaare feeeling veeeery sleeepy". Actually, Mistery felt neither sleepy nor could she only hear the voice of the therapist because of the cat. It seemed that the human technology once again lacked in logic.

[Mistery]

Mystery was asked to concentrate on the voice AND the movement of the pendulum, so she thought she was asked to figure out the relationship of those. Therefore she gathered the data on the movements of the pendular, and quickly got the equation to describe it. Then she focused on the waves caused by the voice of the therapist and found the equation for it aswell. Now she combined both and finally said: "Yes, the movement of the pendulum is related to the soundwaves of your voice as follows." She took a piece of paper and a pen from the therapist's desk and started to write. Then she handed over the piece of paper and the therapist stared at it:



"So now, I have done everything you asked me to do, but I'm really hungry now. Can we take a break, and eat something please?", Mystery asked as politely as she could, but she felt very impatient inside.

[Lilliputt]

Mystery was asked to concentrate on the voice AND the movement of the pendulum, so she thought she was asked to figure out the relationship of those. Therefore she gathered the data on the movements of the pendular, and quickly got the equation to describe it. Then she focused on the waves caused by the voice of the therapist and found the equation for it aswell. Now she combined both and finally said: "Yes, the movement of the pendulum is related to the soundwaves of your voice as follows." She took a piece of paper and a pen from the therapist's desk and started to write. Then she handed over the piece of paper and the therapist stared at it:



"So now, I have done everything you asked me to do, but I'm really hungry now. Can we take a break, and eat something please?", Mystery asked as politely as she could, but she felt very impatient inside.

(By the way, I'm seriously thinking about making a new thread for our adventures )

(A new thread would probably be a good idea, LOL! Gonna put in da fishing trip too? )

The therapist shook his head and pondered upon the problem. Clearly this patient was suffering from severe delusions of being an alien and eating cats while drinking coffee. As he thought on this the door bell rang, disturbing Mistery to "awaken" fully. The door to the office opened and a familiar face peared inside.
"DOGLOVER!!!", Mistery exclaimed, "what are YOU doing here?". Suprised and happy at the sight of Mistery, Doglover marched in to the office and gave Mistery a hug. "Hello", she said cheerfully as she took a seat next to Mistery. "I'm here because of my mother. She finally found out about Gamers Hood Planet and sent me here...pfffffft, as if that is a good idea. I wish somebody could talk to her", she sighed.
Struggling not to laugh out loud, Mistery felt a lot better knowing that this human technology was not highly considered amongst humans.
"Your appointment is not for at least another half hour," the doctor said irritably, "you can sit outside in the waiting room." Mistery followed Doglover to the waitingroom to make sure she would be comfortable. There on one of the sofas was another suprise waiting:
"Escape!!", Mistery cried out shocked at the sight of the cute cat humanoid. Feeling a little embarresed for wanting to eat her earlier, Mistery hesitated to greet her friend. The joined together in a grouphug, but now the thought of returning to the therapy session seemed less inviting. Mistery thought of a way to get out of this mess.

[Mistery]

(I think that I will make a thread for our adventures, but it will need much time to move all the adventures from here to there. I'll do it as soon as I have time enough for that and am motivated to do it)

Mystery was sooo happy to see her friends again, but also concerned. "Girls, this man is telling very illogical things, I think he needs a therapy himself. I don't think that he can help us, so why don't we just walk out of here and go to a restaurant. I'm starving! And after luch, we can spill our coffee ", she said.
Doglover and Escape agreed, so all three started to walk out of the room.
"Wait, stay here! You are very seriously ill, you can't leave!", the therapist shouted.
Doglover turned around and said: "Pfffffft! Guess what? You are crazy yourself!", and the three walked out.
They were looking for a restaurant that offered food that all of them liked. So they entered the restaurant named "Crazy Cat-Dog-Alien" and ordered the best and most expensive food the restaurant had to offer. They were very hungry, so they were very quiet while eating. But after that they ordered some coffe and milk and started to chat and giggled and laughed and were ROFL
They were brought some coffee, and guess what? They spilled it and made a complete mess in the restaurant! But this was no problem since the Crazy Cat-Dog-Alien restaurant was used to such guests.
After lunch and spilling a huge amount of coffee and milk, they returned very happy to GamersHood Planet where they shared their new adventure with their friends.
THE END

(Sorry, Lilli, I have to go now, I'll be back later, bye, it was such a fun with you again )

[Lilliputt]

Gotta go too, Mistery, and LIKEWISE! Bye! See ya later!

[Lilliputt]

After an appointment with the doctor, Mistery had understood that it was his opinion she should be provided with a better view on her self image. However she had tried to explain that it could not be a problem since she had access to a space ship and was able to view anything no matter how small from a very great distance. Curiously, the doctor did not seemed very convinced by this and insisted that Mistery should enhance her self image. "By how many pixels?", Mistery had asked only to get an irritated "hmpf!" by the doctor. So Mistery set out to fix the problem of getting a better view of her self image, but no matter how she tried to make a plausible self image in photoshop, it was refused over and over by the doctor. Finally she got an answer saying that he was a physician and she needed someone with more knowledge about her problem. She was told to go to a seminar that had "Self Image" as the main subject. So Mistery decided to go and beamed her self down to the seminar. She had not fully realized what a common problem it semed to be amongst humans to try and get a better view of their self image. The place was full of people, mainly women, so Mistery thought this might be a gender connected problem.
The seminar was held in an auditorium, wich had a modern design, well, at least from a human point of view, and great many seats. Mistery sat her self comfortably quite near the front of the hall where the lecturers had gathered. They where all very smart looking, nodding at each other as thay spoke, looking very serious and calm. Mistery felt good about it. "These humans MUST know what they are talking about", she thought to herself. But a few minutes into the lecture she was more confused than when she arrived. The lady who was speaking was talking about the importance for example for men to be in contact with their "female" side. This data did not compute and Mistery was blown away by the idea that humans might be able to have some sort of telepathic ability between the genders. "How very practical", she thought to herself. Then she was thinking that perhaps the problem for all the women that had gathered was that they were not in contact with their MALE side.

[Mistery]

The humans seem to know about this "side-thing" but Mystery is confused. When the speaker takes a short break to drink a bit of water, Mystery hesitatingly raises her hand.
The speaker ask: "Yes, please? Do you have a question?".
Everyone stares at Mystery. She asks in a very quiet voice: "I'm sorry, but is there a mirror that I could use?".
The lady seems to be surprised about that question but she answers willingly: "Yes, if you go out of this room, go straight forward into the next room, you can find a mirror."
"Thank you very much", Mystery answers, slowly leaves her seat, walks out of the room and enters the room with the mirror. She stands in front of the mirror and turns to the left, then to the right, then again to the left.
"Hmmm, I don't seem to have a male side, both of my sides seem to be female", she thinks to herself. She slowly walks back to the auditoriums and takes a seat again.

[Lilliputt]

The humans seem to know about this "side-thing" but Mystery is confused. When the speaker takes a short break to drink a bit of water, Mystery hesitatingly raises her hand.
The speaker ask: "Yes, please? Do you have a question?".
Everyone stares at Mystery. She asks in a very quiet voice: "I'm sorry, but is there a mirror that I could use?".
The lady seems to be surprised about that question but she answers willingly: "Yes, if you go out of this room, go straight forward into the next room, you can find a mirror."
"Thank you very much", Mystery answers, slowly leaves her seat, walks out of the room and enters the room with the mirror. She stands in front of the mirror and turns to the left, then to the right, then again to the left.
"Hmmm, I don't seem to have a male side, both of my sides seem to be female", she thinks to herself. She slowly walks back to the auditoriums and takes a seat again.

As Mistery is about to take her seat, she hesitates.There is something familiar about a face slightly diagonally towards the back of the hall from where Mistery has her place. "BUT......IT CANNOT BE!", Mistery thinks to herself as she gasps, but there it is. Amongst all the female participants Mistery has spotted OneBun who has come as a guest to the seminar. "Why would a bunny be interested in a humans self image? And how come nobody has noticed that there is a PINK BUNNY sitting in the audience who is actually taking NOTES?!" At this point, Mistery has trouble concentrating because of the idea of the sides on humans that do not seem to be of a physical nature and of course of the bunny sitting futher behind her. "...now it is the male side of the female psyche wich embodies logic, reason, assertiveness etc..." Mistery dropped her chin to her lap. But how could this be? She was certain that her mind was not inhabited by any man so how was it possible to form the idea that a psyche, that cannot confirm any reliable data, also could be inhabitad by a male SIDE?? Was this a part of an undiscovered secret amongst humans? Where they really able to possess telepathic abillities? Impatience grew inside Mistery as she knew OneBun might have some valuable information.

[Mistery]

Mystery hoped that soon there would be a short break when she could go over to OneBun to ask her about this weird problem without attracting any further attention by the audiance and the lecturers. She observed that OneBun was listening very carefully and taking notes. So she decided to record the speech and took her device from her belt. Her neighbors were staring at her, so she quickly put it away, found some paper and a pen and started to take notes.
"Due to the pressure of cultural stereotypes, it may be difficult for women to explore their male side. But in order to become a whole person it is absolutely necessary to realise that logic and science are a part....."
And it went on and on. Mystery got more confused with every minute, her hands were hurting because of trying to write that fast, and after 2 hours of this anguish of mind, she was very relieved to hear that there would be a coffee break of 15 minutes.
The audience got up from the seats and was leaving the auditorium. Mystery walked over to OneBun and greeted her. OneBun looked up from her notes and started to smile: "Hi Mystery, it's nice to see you! What are you doing here?"
"Well, OneBun, I have some questions. I'm a bit confused again about humans. Well, especially about the fact that human women have a male side and vica versa. Could you explain it to me? Oh, one more question. Why isn't anybody stumped that a pink bunny like you is sitting in the audience?"
OneBun kept on smiling and said in a monoton voice: "Because I'm not here."
Now Mystery was completely confused and tumbled out of the auditorium. "I need a coffee", she thought to herself.