What's your excuse

[EscapeGirl]

I can't brush my hair because I shaved off all my fur.

You have to work overtime.

[Darknight]

I can't work overtime Boss Because I'll be late for my second Job at (Name Bosses Competition Here)

You need to cook dinner

[EscapeGirl]

I can't cook dinner because the last 3 people who ate it, died...

You need to eat your veggies

[fredskywalker]

I can't eat veggies coz people in Africa are poor and I'm sending them my food.

You have to take your shower.

[ThemePark]

I can't take a shower because in these times we have to save and cut down on the amount of water we use, so by not taking a shower I'm helping the environment

You have to go shopping for your mother.

[EscapeGirl]

I can't go shopping for my mother because I already gave her all of my money

You have to write a 10 page report for school

[fredskywalker]

I sure can't write anything at the moment coz my 2 arms and legs are broken in many places.

You have to walk the dog.

[Darknight]

I can't walk the dog because she rides Bikes!

You Need to Call your Mother

[doglover]

I can't call my mother because she doesn't understand doggish

You have to take care of your little brother/sister.

[Darknight]

I can't take care of my Little sis/bro because Mom forgot to pick them up from school.

You need to save your money