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    I can't brush my hair because I shaved off all my fur.

    You have to work overtime.

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    I can't work overtime Boss Because I'll be late for my second Job at (Name Bosses Competition Here)

    You need to cook dinner
    Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived
    "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."

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    I can't cook dinner because the last 3 people who ate it, died...

    You need to eat your veggies

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    I can't eat veggies coz people in Africa are poor and I'm sending them my food.

    You have to take your shower.
    I'd rather be an optimist who's a little bit crazy than a pessimist who's right.

    I have found eternal life. Embrace it.

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    I can't take a shower because in these times we have to save and cut down on the amount of water we use, so by not taking a shower I'm helping the environment

    You have to go shopping for your mother.
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    I can't go shopping for my mother because I already gave her all of my money

    You have to write a 10 page report for school

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    I sure can't write anything at the moment coz my 2 arms and legs are broken in many places.

    You have to walk the dog.
    I'd rather be an optimist who's a little bit crazy than a pessimist who's right.

    I have found eternal life. Embrace it.

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    I can't walk the dog because she rides Bikes!

    You Need to Call your Mother
    Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived
    "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."

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    I can't call my mother because she doesn't understand doggish

    You have to take care of your little brother/sister.
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    I can't take care of my Little sis/bro because Mom forgot to pick them up from school.

    You need to save your money
    Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived
    "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."

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