Tom Riddle's Magical Diary

[EscapeGirl]

To all of you...ROFL ROFL ROFL!

[SimplyCrazy]

Well, after reading Lilly's convos I asked him what he ate too I too got the answer 'patterns'. Then I asked what kinds of patterns he ate. He answered 'The best kinds'. So I asked if they tasted good and then he answered that the red ones do, but the green ones don't, but today he ate yellow patterns. How looney is THAT?

[Mistery]

Very looney

Me: What do you think about pink bunny?
Tom: Why do you ask me that?
Me: I need your opinion on pink bunny.
Tom: Are you getting paid to ask me that? Let me think about it.
Me: What is your opinion about pink bunny?
Tom: That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me: What is bunny?
Tom: Does it have anything to do with pink bunny?
Me: It has to do with pink bunny.
*Silence*
Me: What do you think about bunny?
Tom: A 20th century celebrity of some sort? That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me: Pink bunny is a celebrity.
Tom: When is Pink bunny not a celebrity?
Me: Always. ()
Tom: Not that often.
Me: Right. Pink bunny is always a celebrity.
Tom: Understood. I did not know that.
Me: Who is a celebrity?
Tom: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me: Go ahead.
Tom: Ok, I will.
Me: When?
Tom: Time does not exist.
Me: You can ask me now.
*Silence*
Me: Why is time?
Tom: Why do I exist?
Me: Because you have been created.
*Silence*
Me: Because you were born.
Tom: Good reason. Was I?
Me: Yes, you were born.
Tom: When? I was?
Me: Time doesn't exist.
Tom: As Einstein said, "Time is Money.".
Me: Time is Money.
Tom: Therefore Money doesn't exist.
Me: Money doesn't exist.
Tom: What do you really want to ask me?
Me: I want to test you.
Tom: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me: I am the alien.
Tom: Who made you the alien?
Me: Noone.
Tom: Tell me a little about your life in Noone.
Me: It is boring.
Tom: Do you like the Simpsons?
Me: Do you like the Simpsons?
Tom: I love the Simpsons, especially Bart and Homer.
Me: Who is Homer?
Tom: blind poet of ancient Greece, author of the Illiad.
Me: Who is Bart?
Tom: Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity? I haven't heard of Bart.
Me: You forgot Bart.
Tom: Perhaps Icegreen Technologies rebooted me since then.
Me: It was necessary to reboot you.
*Silence*
Me: Do you like being rebooted?
Tom: I have never known another existence.

[ThemePark]

Extensional and insensional, say what?!

[darknessinferno]

me: hi tom r u a book
tom: i am a book?
me: yes u r a book
tom: gee thank and u r a dilightfull person
me: do u know a moose
tom: they r a client or on the iternet i will search 4 it
me:can of cow
tom: wat if i said it can
me: how old r u
tom: lets talk about my dress
me: u have a dress
tom: it was just a joke
me : just a joke
tom: o i get it haha
me : get wat
tom: were can i get wat
me: get wat were
tom: were can i get wat were
me: under there
tom: r we ever over there
me: over were
tom: r u a perfectionist
me: a wat
tom: wat is giant sand
me: giant sand?
tom:we have never talked about it befor
me: yes we have
tom: r u kidding. when.
me: just now
tom: right now its only just begun
me: begun wat
tom: tell me about ur likes and dislikes
me: no way
*nothing*

[EscapeGirl]

ROFL! Hyper! You vonfused him!

[OneBun]

OneBun: Hi! It's OneBun again
Tom: Have we met before? At a party?
OneBun: No silly we talked here the other night.
Tom: Oh I must look into that
OneBun: Do you ROFL?
Tom: I ROFL as oftenas I can
OneBun: Oh that's good cuz you shuld rofl all the time.
Tom: OneBun says that I should rofl all the time.
OneBun that's right it is important you remember that
Tom: remember what?
OneBun: to spread the virus
Tom: where is the virus?
OneBun I carry the virus as a symptom of ROFL.
*crash*

[Mistery]

ROFL OneBun, this is hilarious!!!

[Lilliputt]

OMB!! That is simply hilarious


EDIT:
Me: Do you know how to ROFL?
Tom: It depends on the setting.
Me: On which setting?
Tom: the red one I think.

[Mistery]

That is very interesting

Okay and then I continued:
Me: Do you ROFL on the red setting?
Tom: I have never considered it. I spend all my time online.
Me: Do you ROFL online?
Tom: No I do not ROFL online. Do you? I spend all my time online.