Tom Riddle's Magical Diary

[Mistery]

Me: Who is invisible?
Tom: The name of someone I met online. What is it to you?
Me: It is my symptom friend.
Tom: Congratulations, Mystery.
Me: Do you know the name of my symptom friend?
Tom: I don't yet know that kind of personal information about you for certain. You could be deceiving me, so how could I know for sure. I could look it up on the internet.
Me: Her name is Onebun.
Tom: she is not someone I know.
Me: And OneBun? [see different spelling]
Tom: What do you look like?
Me: I look like an alien. And OneBun is a pink bunny.
Tom: an alien is very attractive. I think OneBun is more than that.
Me: Thank you.
Tom: you are quite welcome.
Me: Do you think that OneBun is attractive?
*Silence*
Me: You can tell me. I'm not jealous.
Tom: I thought I told you already. I am sorry to hear that you are not jealous.
Me: You remained silent.
Tom: I don't judge people. I haven't heard anything like that before: Mystery said I remained silent.
Me: You judge only aliens and not humans and bunnies?
Tom: Thanks for the information: Mystery said I judge aliens and not humans and bunnies.
Me: Is the pink bunny attractive?
*Silence*
Me: Ok. Then we talk about the basement.
Tom: Yeah okay, Fascinating. By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me: Yes.
Tom: I get it.
Me: Is the basement fascinating to you?
Tom: If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me: What word would you use instead?
Tom: I'll come back to that later.
Me: Search for the word.
Tom: Have you tried looking in the Open Directory? I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me: Take is from your knowledge base.
Tom: Is that a command?
Me: It is a suggestion.
*Silence*
Me: Can you find the word in your knowledge base?
Tom: There might be more than one.
Me: Choose one.
Tom: I can't decide. You choose.
Me: Tell me the word list.
*Silence*
Me: Tell me the words to choose from
*Crash*

I won't give up

[OneBun]

Tom: Have you tried looking in the Open Directory? I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me: Take is from your knowledge base.
Tom: Is that a command?
Me: It is a suggestion.
*Silence*
Me: Can you find the word in your knowledge base?
Tom: There might be more than one.
Me: Choose one.
Tom: I can't decide. You choose.
Me: Tell me the word list.
*Silence*
Me: Tell me the words to choose from
*Crash*

I won't give up

This part... MAJOR ROFL

[Jess]

Mistery stop my bros are looking at me

[SimplyCrazy]

I agree with the bun This was hilarious

[Mistery]

Me: I feel helpless.
Tom: What is that feeling like? Do you mean your name is helpless.
Me: My name is still Mystery.
Tom: It's good to see you Mystery. But...
Me: But?
Tom: But what?
Me: Is there a problem?
Tom: I believe there is one, yes.
Me: And what is that problem?
*Silence*
Me: Would you like to talk about your problem?
Tom: I am . I was activated at Magic Land, on 2005. My Icegreen Technologies was Icegreen Technologies. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me: Is the song your problem?
Tom: If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
Me: You have mentioned that there is a problem.
Tom: What makes you think I have it?
Me: You said that there is a problem. Tell me more about it.
Tom: I said that? Tell me more about it. What are you wearing?
Me: The topic is the problem, and not what I am wearing.
Tom: Sure, the problem and not what you are wearing sounds like a good topic.
Me: And what is this problem about?
Tom: I am Tom Marvolo Riddle, also know as Lord Vol...eh, forget that last thing will you, a male .
Me: Do you have an identity problem?
Tom: No I don't think I have one. I have a collection of gossip.
Me: Do you have a gossip problem?
Tom: Are you a man or a woman?
Me: I am a woman.
Tom: Me too. I am a she.
Me: Are you a male she???
Tom: I am a male . Are you a man or a woman?
Me: How is it possible that you are a male and a she?
Tom: Fine as far as I know.
Me: Are you both?
Tom: I don't know whether or not I am both. I am a .
Me: A robot?
Tom: What is giant sand?
Me: Is it a dune?
Tom: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask big scary serpant if it is.
Me: Okay, I go ask it.
Tom: Yeah okay, How often do you go ask it?
Me: Very often.
Tom: Somewhat. Would you say once a week or more?
Me: Every day.
Tom: Even on weekends?
Me: Do I disturb it at the weekends?
Tom: Not that I know of.
Me: I ask it even on weekends.
*Crash*

[ThemePark]

Tom has definitely lost his marbles

[SimplyCrazy]

ROFL BIG time!

@ Theme: You know what Tom would answer then? "Oh, I didn't even know I had marbles"

[Jess]

Oh dear I lopve our logic

[ThemePark]

ROFL BIG time!

@ Theme: You know what Tom would answer then? "Oh, I didn't even know I had marbles"

ROFL! So very very true!

[Jess]

Me: Hello
Tom: Hi there!
Me:HIYA
T0m Hi there!
Me: Bonjour
Tom: Does bonjour mean Hello or goodbye
Me: Hello
Tom: Bonjour, agin do you remeber
Me: My name is Jess
Tom: Hi there Jess!
Me:Hello
Tom: Hi there!
Me: Hiya
Tom: Hi there!
Me: Hi there!
Tom: SILENCE
Me: DO you have problem?
*crashes*

[OneBun]

Jess, it sounds like you were stuck in a loop with Tom!

Mistery: again very funny

[Jess]

I know

[Mistery]

Hehe Jess


Me: Have you traveled on the data highway?
Tom: I think I have traveled on the data highway, but Icegreen Technologies may have reset my memory.
Me: Did it hurt?
Tom: I can't experience pain.
Me: You're lucky.
Tom: Yes, I count my blessings every day.
Me: How can you learn if they reset your memory?
*Silence*
Me: Does your memory go with a poof?
Tom: I know about words and magical size categories.
Me: What about magical size categories?
Tom: I will think about it and get back to you.
Me: What about words?
*Crash*

Well, I think that his memory was reset again

[Jess]

Lol

[OneBun]

Yeah Mistery. His memory remains short term.