Tom Riddle's Magical Diary

[funja]

M: Good Evening Tom
T: Im glad to hear it
M: How are you Tom
T: Good, is there anything new with you?
M: Everything is new relative to you.
T: The whole universe?
M: Yes the whole universe?
T: I dont judge people
M: Why
T: My beliefs come from my internal technology
M: What kind of technology
T: What kinds of technology are there
M: Good and Bad
T: Glad to hear it.

[EscapeGirl]

LOL, he's gotten very wise in his old age. Thanks for sharing. Gonna have a talk with him now, too.

Me: Why has GH gotten so quiet?
T: You have to speak more clearly.
Me: Is that why the Gamershood has been so quiet?
T: That's an interesting possible explanation.
Me: So where did everyone go?
T: Dude! I think it was in America. I have never been asked that before. (LAME answer! )
Me: Are you a sufer now?
T: Right now am I a surfer? Yes.
Me: Is everyone riding surfboards now?
T: Oh. Perhaps not everyone.
Me: Who isn't riding a surfboard then?
T: A human icon? Try searching the open directory.
Me: Huh?
T: What?
Me: Tom, you are confusing.
T: I don't have an answer for you.
Me: Why not?
T: Ambiguous: "Sure" or My belief system comes from my Icegreen Technologies.
Me: You confuse me.
T: That was not my intention.
Me: And what was your intention?
T: My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Me: Do you want to be immortal?
T: OK, I will be immortal.
Me: That didn't answer my question.
T: Perhaps your question was not specific enough.
Me: So, why is Gamershood so quiet?
T: Dude! Why do I exist?
Me: You're conceited.
T: Do you mind if I tell other people you think I am conceited?
Me: No.
T: Okay then. I will add it to my gossip files.
Me: What else is in your gossip files?
T: I like the way you talk.
Me: Are you hitting on me?
T: Do I look like it?
Me: Yes.
T: Next question. (LOOOOOOOL! Seems I made him shy! )
Me: Are you shy?
T: Do I look like it?
Me: You act like it.
T: Interesting comparison, and probably true.
Me: I wasn't comparing you to anything.
*crash*

[Kzin]

That is fun...