Corrupting wishes

[SimplyCrazy]

Wish granted, but I only go cat size and you shrink the rest

I wish for more money

[Hitman]

ROFL

Wish granted but then you'd be a rich crazy squirrel (Imagine the Combination )

I wish I was a lil' weaker

[SimplyCrazy]

Wish granted, but you lose all your strength

I wish for a plane

[Hitman]

(Lol )

Wish granted...but it'll crash someday

I wish I was Crazy panda

[SimplyCrazy]

Wish granted, but you're too crazy to be understandable

I wish I were soon to be 16 instead of 15

[Hitman]

Wish granted but then I'd be 18

I wish you were more ''understandable''

[SimplyCrazy]

Wish granted, but now I don't talk crazy no more

I wish I could teleport to any country I wanted to

[Hitman]

Wish granted but you'd forget the spell and get lost somewhere in the globe

I wish I could do everything I'd want

[SimplyCrazy]

Wish granted, but you can never see me again, since that's the sacrifice

I wish for a fish (lol)

[Hitman]

Wish granted but you'd have to go into the water and probably drawn

I wish I had you here