The vending machine

[EscapeGirl]

Out comes a stork.

I put in monocle.

[Iva]

Out comes creative Lilliputt
I put in a thread

[someguy]

out comes a forum

I put in meh algebra homework.

[Brimful-Asha]

out comes confusion

i put in a swollen eye.

[Iva]

Out comes Sumi still looking stunning (*wipes drool from mouth *
I put in my right leg

[grigtho]

And your left leg comes out

I put in a curly woman

[dia]

Iva comes out!!

i put in a teddy bear

[Brimful-Asha]

out comes theodore roosevelt.

i put in a boogey.

[Iva]

The Jive comes out
I put in my sore knee

[Brimful-Asha]

Iva's kamasutra positions come out

i put in in a dead cell.