What If?

[someguy]

I wold be something else

What if you had a life?

[Animal Dragon]

then i'd be in awe

what if u didn't have a life

[someguy]

I would suck

What if you were Bill Gates?

[Animal Dragon]

then i'd be rich

what if u were rich?

[someguy]

I would be more awesome

What if you were absolutely poor?

[Animal Dragon]

then i'd probably still be the one with the most money in my house

what if u were all hairy

[someguy]

depends on what you mean by that.

What if you were only three feet tall?

[Animal Dragon]

then i'd be the smallest among my friends

what if u were the smallest man?

[Chocbubbles]

i'd be freaked out to find i'd turned into a man

what if the sky was green and the grass was blue?

[ForeverJoseph]

that wud be awesome

what if u had to drive off a cliff

[Animal Dragon]

i'd wonder how my freinds dream came true and if one of my mates were in the boot

what if i turned up in every corner of ur dreams

[stitchy]

I wouldn't know because I've never seen you before and I'm not sure I have corners in my dreams.

What if you had to choose between having asparagus fingers or having cheese drip down from your head for the rest of your life?

[leapfrog]

Asparagus fingers I guess.

What if you could freeze your current life to go off and really live... and then come back to all this 'security' later? That is ... of course if you even want to!

[stitchy]

Your answer was lame, but I wll answer yours:

I would not do it, because for every action there is a reaction, for every yin, there is a yang, and I would not want to disrupt the universe.

What if men wore skirts and high heels?

[Clank]

then the world would come to an end ;/

what if it actually never rained again