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  • A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when behind him he hears:


    BUMP...



    BUMP...



    BUMP...



    Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.



    BUMP...




    BUMP...




    BUMP...




    Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket bouncing quickly behind
    him




    FASTER...




    FASTER...




    BUMP...




    BUMP...





    BUMP...




    He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and
    locks the door behind him.





    The casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping






    clappity-BUMP...




    clappity-BUMP...



    clappity-BUMP...




    On his heels, the terrified man runs.




    Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his
    head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing
    gasps.



    With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.








    Bumping and clapping toward him.




    The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but all he can find is cough syrup!





    Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...




    and,









    The coffin stops

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    • *throws jalapeٌos at RBS*
      "If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you.This is the principal difference between a man and a dog"

      Mark Twain

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      • Boo!!

        Is everyone prepared to be
        Don't forget you are awesome.

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        • Happy Halloween 2010

          Puuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurp!!!!!!



          This post comes complete with soundtrack. Click HERE!





          I hope everyone has a fun-filled, treat-filled...

          Happy Halloween!!!



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          • Happy Halloween everybody!


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            "I will bite you in half, just like this cherry" -Mairdread

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            • Happy Hallowe'en, everyone.
              Don't forget you are awesome.

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