Pirates of the GHP

[SuzyE730]

CP vs. KoL


Another day on the Tabby Cat ... which was docked! "Is Suzy still in the GH Hotel?" asked an anonymous crew member. "Yup! She's still playing Club Penguin!" said another. "Da Mole too!" "No he's playing Kingdom of Loating or something" "What are we gonna do? There's treasure to find and islands to explore!" "And we can't do it without the cappy-tan and the repairman!"
But suddenly Suzy appeared dressed VERY strangely. "Hey guys! Do you like my new penguin costume? I ordered it online from CP! Cool huh?" and right after her appeared da Mole: "Not as cool as my biomechanical crimborg leg armour and biomechanical crimborg helmet!" 'Seriously you two are too addicted to all these RPGs!" said zillah, but Suzy and da Mole were too busy arguig about which is better.

Your turn Mole!

[Themolestarted]

"WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP"Yelled zilla.GET ON THE SHIP
The Captain and da mole ran onto the ship very fast to avoid further shouting(suzy even forgot she was the cappy-tan)They both went to their cabins where they had laptops to play the games. The next day they had spent over $800 on stuff from the KoL and CP shops
Cappy-tans turn now

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"WHAT DID YOU DOOOOO?!!!" yelled nefertiti. "THAT'S IT! YOU'RE BOTH GROUNDED! NO RPGS FOR A YEAR!" But then Suzy and da Mole started arguing again. Da cat-pirate threw a snowball, similar to those in Club Penguin at Da Mole. "That all you can do? In KoL we have much more powerful weapons like the C.B.F.G(crimborg biomechanical fragging gun) which..." "Is soooo boring!" said Suzy. They just kept screaming and screaming. "What do we do" whispered the whole crew. "They're always screaming and they've lost all of our money on this!" Da poor crew didn't know what to do. But suddenly ~virgo~ (formally known as Carmit) said:

Ur turn my dear Mole

[Themolestarted]

"we have to get them off those games"
And I only know one way how"
We will block their accounts
So the crew hacked into the CP and KoL servers and blocked the mole and the captains
Account and then stoped them from making new ones by blocking emails from the games
One day later the ship was peacfull and the addictions had stoped
Bring it home suzy!

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...until Suzy and Da Mole found out! "IIIIII KEEEEEEEEEEELL YOOOOOOOU!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Suzy, while swinging her wooden sword. "I AM GONNA GET MY MOLE ARMY FOR THIS!!!!" screamed Da Mole. "um....ehh.... Suzy....Mole .... WANT SOME COOKIES?" said Invincible. Suzy and Da Mole ran to get the cookie and completely forgot about CP and KoL.

The End lol

[Themolestarted]

THE BAND CONTEST
One day on the sea of knowledge the crew of the tabby cat could hear the peacful sound of Green day and Linkin Park blaring through amplifies drums and microphones"We have to stop that awful noise said zillah"Then invinsable ran in Suzy and Da Mole have arranged a contest between their bands."he said"The colony which is the moles band(who will play green day)and the felines who are the cat band(Playing linkin park).They want me,zillah and carmit to be the judges.So,that night the moles band put on their olinve converses,denim jeans and green tie die T-shirts and suzys band put on whatever they wanted to wear.The instruments were ready and the stage was set,"It's american idiot time"said the mole
Now It's Suzy time

[SuzyE730]

Part Two


"It's PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME, PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!!!!" screamed da cat pirate wearing very strange clothes. "ok ok! I'll stop!...eventually.... PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!" screamed the now hyper cat-pirate. She called out her feline friends and they got their instruments. "Ready?" asked Suzy. "ye...WAIT! ...we are all girls... Linkin Park is a boy band!" said one of the cats confused. "Oh well we'll just have to sing a little more roughly!" Explained the cappy-tan. "Hey! HEY! Narrator! How many times do I have to tell you DO NOT CALL ME CAPPY-TAN!!!!!!" ok ok. Calm down! Sheesh! The cats went on stage and all the judges made a "O_O'" face. "...What are you wearing Suzy?" Asked zillah calmly. "Rock gear! ^_^" Said Suzy proudly. Then the felines started to play "Faint" by Linkin Park. Suzy of course was the main singer and the one playing a guitar. There were 3 other cats with her. One also had a guitar and was a singer too, one was on the drums and one played piano. "We don't need a piano but she wanted to join really badly -_-' " thought Suzy before starting. They started to play a really nice tune and the cat on a guitar started to sing. Surprisingly she turned out to be a very good boy-singer. After a few seconds Suzy started to sing (or scream):
I can't feel the way I did before
Don't turn your back on me
I won't be ignored
Time won't heal this damage anymore
Don't turn your back on me I won't be ignored
They finished their song and the judges were like "O.o" because they never heard girl cats singing a boy human song.

I dunno what song will da Moles sing so I'll stop here!

[Themolestarted]

PART THREE

Then The mole came on stage wearing what he had just put on.He positioned himself in front of the micrphone with his black electric guitar the other moles stood behind their insruments.
"DON'T WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT.
DON'T WANNA NATION UNDER THE NEW MEDIA.
AND CAN YOU HEAR THE SOUND OF HYSTERIA?
.................................................. ...................
I'M GETTING OUT OF IDIOT AMERICA"
When the mole had finished his song the judges began to declare the verdict
"We declare.......................A TIE"said zillah
"A TIE"Said suzy and the mole.
Then they walked off to their cabins and the remaining band members went home.
And the ship was quiet at last.THE END(will come)
It may be the end of this story but more will cccccoooooooooommmmmmmeee
(said the mole as he was pushed away be invisible hands