As the man with big boots walk down the highway, he suddenly turned around to see that he was followed by a little dog. He called him, and the little animal approached him, but suddenly sat down, and looked at the man.Then the dog ran up and bit the man on the nose. This was a very nonsensicle thing to do because the man knew Ty Chee/Karate and tackled the poor little puppy. What the man didn't know about the dog was rabid. The dog yet again bit him and got away.
The man watched the dog to run away from him and wondered why that puppy did such thing. So he decided to get a taco at a taco stand because he was feeling weak from his encounter with that little puppy. Eventually it was his turn to order something, but still full of memories of that dog, he ordered a hotdog instead of a taco. But, as it turned out, the rabies made him crazy and stuffed the hot dog up the hot dog guy's fat nose. The man started screaming and run in circles infrond the taco stand while the ht dog guy was crying from the spicy flavor of that hotdog. A few hours later, after runing in circles, the man ends up in an alley behind a police station. Not wanting to go to jail the man gets up and falls down. He couldn't see staight and could barely put two thoughts together so he knew he had to find someone to help him. He starts to get up again and sees the grim reaper! he ran and ran into a demon which punched him. So he looks around to realize it was all in his head, he then starts walking down the street towards his apartment building. Along the way he bumps into someone, he helps her get up to realize that she is a man! he gets up freaked out then runs into a wall. then he wakes up, he realizes that it was all a dream and gets out of his bed. After getting ready he leaves the house and enters his car, driving along the road toward his workplace he sees a clown!laghing histarically he loses control and flips over the car!then a random h-bomb fell out of the sky. But his car flips off a bridge be4 its hit.
The man get out of his car and he realised that the world was different, everything was upside down. He was walking at the sky and he could see all the buildings been upside down as well. At the very far of the horizon he saw the puppy that bit him, laughing at him. The man (whose name is Rupert) takes a step back only to step into a cloud. His pant leg gets soaked . Rupert looks back at that darn dog to see it is ROFL histerically. Rupert chases after the dog on rollerskates. But the dog made a funny face to Rupert and run with the speed of a rocket. Poor Rupert didn't gave up and took a gun out and shot at the dog. The dog pulled off the matrix and ran away. Rupert on the other hand didn't sow the ducks coming his way and the leader duck crashed with him. he then crashed into a trash can and the dog ran up and bit him again.
The trash can toppled over and rolled slighty to the left or was it the right? Rupert did not understand why he was confused, he looked at the label on the trash can and it read "hahaha you fool, you are stuck in portal of doom and now you cannot get out" Rupert looked to his right and a fire exit appeared out of thin air. He started climbing but then he was hit in the head with a pole. He looked up and he saw the dog at the end of the fire exit looking at him with his evil eyes. Rupert started worried "what is wrong with that dog? " THEN A DEMON POPPED OUT OF THE DOG!!!!!!!!!!!
Rupert blinked hard to make sure he wasn't dreaming and when he opened his eyes he was lying at home with his dog Snuffles licking his fingers as he does when he wants to go outside. Rupert Blinked again to wake up from his insane dream. When he opened his eyes again he realized that Snuffles' breath smelled a lot like old mushrooms. This reminded him of something that he couldn't quite remember. he remembered that he was supposed to go assassinate someone for the CIA. But he was toooo tiredd so he decided to take his precious pup for a nice walk and grabs the leash. But then the guy he was supposed to assassinate ran up to him and stabbed him in the arm.He saw that it was a BOOSTER SHOOT. Then he woke up,in the docter office,getting a booster shot. He was so happy to be safe,that he fainted. When he woke up he started (I'm Not Trying to be gross) farting and couldn't stop then he remembered he ate a jumbo sized taco with triple times the beans with extra beans then he rember the dream he had so he fainted again. when he woke up he remembered that he was just a kid that was going home from school because he had a very high fever and than he remembered it was only 7 day till christmas so he made mince pies and made the chimney bigger for santa.
Then he went to the bank and met a girl named Larrina.
Rupert was In love with Larrine.
So, he asked her if she wanted to go and get pizza.
But, Rupert was not allowed Inside, for some strange reason. The owner of the restraunt told him he was forbidden to enter. Rupert asked his date if she want to go see a movie at the cineplex just down the block. She agreed!