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    I heard a few days ago an American complained to the Doctors that he was constantly hearing some kind of scratching/tapping sound in his ear. Turns out there were two spiders living in his ear!
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    a man with dreadlocks went into a hairdresser and sat down. he thought the hairdresser was poking his head with scissors. it turns out he has a nest of redback spiders in his hair. hel later died of spider bites. R.I.P

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    Sick people....... lol jk..... how freaky, hate spiders!

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    Thats disturbingly... uhh.. how do i put it... distrubing...
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    yes.. i agree... it sounds more like legends than facts...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jcatzl101
    yes.. i agree... it sounds more like legends than facts...
    It's absolutely true. He also also woke up in a bathtub with his kidneys missing after eating pop rocks and soda and buying a dog which turned out to be a hairy rat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jack
    It's absolutely true. He also also woke up in a bathtub with his kidneys missing after eating pop rocks and soda and buying a dog which turned out to be a hairy rat.
    ...also there was a writting on the wall: ''Are you glad you didn't turn on the lights''
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